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incorrect-hs-quotes · 5 months
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DAVE, sobbing into ROSE’S arms: karkat said he wouldnt still love me if i was a worm
KARKAT, venting to KANAYA: I DON’T KNOW WHY HE’D EVEN ASK THAT! IT’S NOT LIKE HE’S GONNA TURN INTO A WORM!
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aceantarctic · 8 months
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Saw this meme and my brain made a funny
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petrichora-art · 1 year
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Polaroid pictures!
Here's another oldie: I always liked the idea of MC being part of the gang, and just doing random stuff with them.
Plus all of them being happy is ideal, of course.
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etsy shop
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Closeted...again?
Sayori stuck in the closet: Guys!! Help! I can't get outta here!! Monika: What do you mean? I already helped you out of there the first time! Yuri: By help, you mean you seduced her into your bed? Natsuki: CAN YOU REPEAT THAT AGAIN. -- what's going on monika.....
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block-brain · 1 year
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Monika: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Sayori: Put spaghetti in it.

Monika: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Natsuki: Put spaghetti in it.

Monika: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Yuri: Put spaghetti in it.

Monika: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
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little-buzz · 2 months
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Natsuki and Yuri are driving down the road. Natsuki barely stops for a pedestrian crossing the street.
Yuri, nervous: Pedestrians have the right of way...
Natsuki: Not under my tires they don't.
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Monika: Please refer to us as "autistic people". NTs: people with autism. Monika: No. NTs: people suffering with the condition of autism. Monika: Still no. NTs: TEEN LOCKED IN AUTISTIC BODY FINDS INNER VOICE - ABC NEWS Monika: … Sayori: "LOCKED IN AUTISTIC BODY"? Yuri: HKFHDGDGFD?! Natsuki: NT's necks are going to be locked between these autistic arms if they don't stop doing this sh*t.
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panickeddemon · 7 months
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The Lit Club as things I found funny cuz they're my skrunklies
(texts on right side r MC)
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ghostsquid666 · 6 months
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No one:
Natsuki: Everyone has opinions and they matter
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But mine are obviously the best
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uncool-hero · 3 months
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DDLC Incorrect Quotes
Natsuki: So, Yuri is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Sayori: Why?
Natsuki: Because I’ve caught her trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Yuri, arms crossed and pouting: You’ll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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yourreality-mp3 · 26 days
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Natsuki, standing triumphantly in front of the trans flag in her bedroom that the club bought her: "We stand for the flag!"
Natsuki, walking over to Yuri's switch she brought over that has Animal Crossing on the screen: "And kneel before the cross."
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thecustomcosplayed · 2 years
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Monika, pointing at a wall: What color is this? Natsuki: Grey. Yuri: Gray? Monika, turning to Sayori: Now, tell them what color you think it is. Sayori, whispering: Dark white..
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Ink Demon Bendy coming into the Indie Room after BATDR's Release: Hey Guys, I'm back from the coffee break! Freddy (now Glamrock): ...I thought you were dead! Ink Demon: No, I was down here having a nap. What the fuck is going on? Baldi: You were very still~ Ink Demon: I'M A VERY SOUND SLEEPER~ SORRY. Ink Demon: YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD?! Ink Demon: AND INSTEAD OF CALLING FOR HELP OR GETTING A AMBULANCE, YOU GOT SOMEONE TO MAKE UP A TROUBLED RIPOFF VERSION OF ME. Mommy Long Legs: Well, you're not wrong... Ink Demon: AND STARTED SINGING FUCKING SHOW TUNES!? Glamrock Freddy: Glamrock Freddy: The Show must go on...? Ink Demon: Oh, This is BullShit! Meanwhile... Monika: Should we stop them? Cuphead: Nah, I want to see a fight. Boyfriend: beepboopbeepbapboopbap (they had it coming.) ----------- TikTok reference: https://www.tiktok.com/@makethesevideosgoviral/video/6881975821083413761?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7168282955285661185
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Straight...pfft
*Sayori and Monika cuddling* Sayori: No hetero, by the way. Monika: Good, same here. Natsuki and Yuri: I THOUGHT IT WAS NO HOMO- ---- Yes.
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block-brain · 1 year
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Natsuki: Why are Monika and Yuri sitting with their backs to each other?

Sayori: They had a fight.

Natsuki: Then why are they holding hands?

Sayori: They get sad when they fight.
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little-buzz · 1 year
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I've decided that Natsuki's the type of girl to have trouble recuperating "I love you" to people. Let's be real, I'm projecting onto her.
Incorrect quotes time! Also, this is based on real events from yours truly 😌
Sayori *on call with Natsuki*: Alright, I gotta go. I need to clean up the kitchen before I get a scolding from Monika. I love you, Nat!
Natsuki: ... *hangs up the phone*
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Yuri: I love you, Natsuki.
*Natsuki, blushing profusely*: Uh... okay. Thank you?
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