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digdeepergravedigger09 · 3 months ago
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Based on this post from @incorrect-hermitcraft :
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Bdubs: On the bright side I’m not addicted to crack cocaine
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Etho: On the downside you could definitely afford one
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Everyone:
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Bdubs: One crack cocaine?
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Beef: Hello mister dealer. Yes I’d like to purchase one crack cocaine please
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Bdubs: Debit or credit?
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Doc: I actually have a gift card
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scummy00 · 19 days ago
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etho has weird girl at the playground energy
pls reblog :D
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[Image ID: A two panel comic. The first panel features Iskall, a person with short brown hair, a beard, a metal eye, a green shirt, and a brown vest, holding a flashlight that is turned on. They have a shocked expression on their face. There is a word bubble below them, directed off-screen, that says 'dude get your fucking flashlight out of my face I can't see shit'. The next panel is Etho, a man with white hair, a black face mask, a black headband, a green vest with a black shirt underneath, and heterochromic eyes in red and green that are shining brightly. He is squinting, and leaning away from where we can presume Iskall is. There is a speech bubble pointed at him that says “I don't care if 'my eyes are glowing' and 'humans can't do that', turn off your fucking torch and stop screaming you idiot.”. End ID.]
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ghostspider-gwen · 2 months ago
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Hermits as things my fellow high schoolers and I have said, part 2
Ren: Hello, yes, how much would it cost to purchase one Jack Black?
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Impulse: *points to Scar* There are some people you can trust with a Snickers, but not your life, *points to Pearl* there are some people you can trust with your life but not a Snickers, *points to Mumbo* there are some people who you can trust about anything, and then there's Grian
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Joe, about Cleo: I know you're a redhead, so your soul is filled with sass, but calm down, girl
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Mumbo, distraught: I am a tube...of noodles
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Iskall: *sees Etho* Oh, no! Not Canada!
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Cleo: It's only $15.99 a month to live, so pay up!
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Xisuma: no shenanigans while I'm gone
EX: you have too much faith in me
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Grian: If we put our heads together, our combined braincells can equal half the number of a normal person's
Scar: and we'll get another concussion!
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Zedaph: Make good choices? Why?
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Gem: wait for me!
False: are you slow because you're a ginger?
Gem: NO, IT'S BECAUSE MY LEGS ARE SHORT!!!
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Wels: I've taken 12 advil at once, so I'm not weak
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Bdubs: I've come to the conclusion that the universe was created on a Wednesday
Tango: how many Wednesdays ago?
Bdubs: at least 4
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Keralis: comic sans is so beautiful!
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Doc: You just gotta say I'm taller than you, so, therefore, I'm better
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xB: it's just me, causing problems, like always
hypno: we love problems!
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link to part 1
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goodvibesprompttime · 22 days ago
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Mumbo; Sign here
Grian; Why?
Mumbo; Sell your soul to me so much can regain my humanity
Grian; oh, why didn't you just say so [signs] I got several
Mumbo; Wow, that was ea- what?
Grian; Do you want that soul in green or blue?
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puppetmaster13u · a month ago
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Grian: Who wants to have a sleepover at my house?
Mumbo, immediately standing up and raising his hand: I do.
Everyone else: *staring at Mumbo questionably*
Mumbo: Oh, come on! You guys don’t wanna see where this lunatic lives?!
Grian:
Mumbo, eyeing Grian up and down: No offense.
Grian: It’s alright, Mumbo. I savor your bitterness like a sweet, rancid cream sauce.
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majestician · 5 months ago
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Calling it, this is Mumbo all of season 8
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give-grain-rights · 2 months ago
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Grian: What is love?
Cleo: An emotional minefield.
Xisuma: A neurochemical reaction.
Scar: Baby don't hurt me-
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oriandcate · 3 months ago
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xisuma: back in my day, pvp meant you had a sword in one hand, a fishing pole in the other, and you spam clicked both.
bdubs: okay xisoomer.
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platonicgrianandreader · 3 months ago
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Grian: Is the pink panther a lion
Mumbo: Say that again but slower
Grian: Is the pink panther a lion
Mumbo: It's a panther
Grian: Is it a lion though?
Mumbo: what
Grian: It’s a, panther but is it a lion though
Mumbo: It’s just a panther??
Grian: Panther’s a coloration though
Mumbo: What??
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thelullabyer12 · 3 months ago
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Mumbo: and I think it goes without saying, if I die with all of this stuff on me then I’m going to yeet myself out the window. Or as an intellectual would say, defenestrate myself
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Grian: I trust Mumbo
Iskall: You think he knows what he's doing?
Grian: I wouldn't go that far.
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digdeepergravedigger09 · 11 months ago
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He’s making a list,
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He’s checking it twice!
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He’s gonna find out
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Who’s on thin fucking ice!
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🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out! 🎶
Something I saw on @incorrect-hermitcraft and just went mad. I got my own projects to draw but I just couldn’t not. And Impulse continues to be one of the hardest hermits to draw.
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scummy00 · 18 days ago
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don't eat warm fritos. do reblog.
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[Image ID: a three panel comic. The first panel shows Scar, a man with brown hair cut into a mullet, green eyes, multiple scars on his face, a white button-up shirt, a red coat, and a green corset. He is facing the camera but looking to the side. There are three connected speech bubbles coming from him that say "have you ever had a warm Frito? because I did today and it was life changing. in a bad way." The second panel shows Grian, a man with short blond hair, very dark brown eyes, bright colored parrot wings and a red sweater. His torso is facing to the side but his head is facing the camera. He has a slight grimace on his face. There are two connected speech bubbles coming from him that say "No I have not. Also why did you warm it up?". The third panel shows Scar again, but drawn in a much more simplistic, cartoon-like fashion. His eyes are large and wobbly as if crying. There is a speech bubble coming from him that says "I sat on it </3". End ID.]
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ghostspider-gwen · 4 months ago
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Hermits as stuff my fellow high schoolers and I have said
Cleo: some may call me a pyromaniac. They are not wrong
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Zedaph: SNAILS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD!
Tango: there is nowhere in the Bible that says 'thou shalt not eat snails'
Impulse: my moral code says you shouldn't eat snails.
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Keralis: love isn't about the destination, it's about the journey. where did you go wrong on your journey?
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Bdubs: I'm a moss whisperer, guys!
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Xisuma: guys, EX is identifying as a white supremacist
EX: I AM a white supremacist!
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Gem: *cracks knuckles* I may only have 2 hands, but I can pet 3 cats
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Joe: honestly, my mental health is more important, but I'm not doing anything about it until it kills me
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Mumbo: I don't buy drugs
Iskall: heh, heh, nerd!
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Scar: I have one question: almond milk?
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xB: what is wrong with you?
Hypno: many things, where do I begin? when I was 3 months old…
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Grian: leave me alone! I'm trying to fulfill my dream of becoming a rug
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Ren: *points to Doc in a hole* that is the pit of sadness
Doc: I have been in here for a long time
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False: when I die, will you do me a favour?
Stress: what?
False: sell my organs on the black market and get rich
Stress: what?
False: yeah! I’ll be dead, and you’ll be rich! It's a win-win situation
Stress: but...it's not, because you’ll be dead, I’ll miss you
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Cub: prison is just legal tax evasion
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sum1rathertookish · 7 months ago
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HBomb: so yeah my time on DSMP has been good! I’ve gotten to know them all fairly well and they seem like a pretty alright group.
False, holding up a picture she found: is this you? Are you wearing a cat maid costume?
HBomb:
HBomb: Anyway they seem like a pretty alrig-
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puppetmaster13u · 5 months ago
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Mumbo: You could have gotten yourself killed! What do you have to say for yourself!
Grian: So I know I’m bleeding all over you, and this is probably a bad time, but I think I love you
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penumbrasposts · a year ago
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Tango: Do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?
Zedaph: They do.
Impulse: Why did you say that so quickly and with so much certainty?
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give-grain-rights · 2 months ago
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X, putting tape over Grian’s mouth during the hermit-war: For the love of god stop eating it!
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oriandcate · 8 months ago
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Grian, staring at the cow launcher: What’s this?
Zedaph: It’s a gift! Well, it’s your parting gift. Part of you here, part of you there, part of you wayyyyyyy over there, staining the wall.
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noteblockchan · 8 months ago
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DND with hermits using incorrect quotes
Grian, after burning down the orphanage: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Impulse : It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Grian : but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Ren: Grian , they...they weren’t always orphans.
Grian :
[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake] 
Grian : Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake 
Scar : You're in a prison cell :)
Impulse : You did great. Well, I got a 10- 
Scar: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3 
Etho: I got a 1! 
Scar : You're in... a cube-shaped place
Grian : Have you seen a person named 'Impulse ' around here? 
Scar, as a npc: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain. 
Etho: It looks fine to me? 
Scar: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
Ren : God, give me patience. 
Impulse : I think you mean 'give me strength'. 
Ren : If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Grian : Impulse , stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Impulse, wearing a very cursed ring: Well of course I have! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring!
Grian, splitting from the group to scope: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Impulse, nodding sagely: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
Ren : I prevented a murder today.
Etho: Really? How’d you do that?
Ren, looking at impulse: self control.
Grian : I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Impulse : Only if you also don't ask why
Impulse : *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls from bag of holding* Take your pick.
Grian :
Impulse :
Grian : This one is fine
Grian, distracting some cultists, while Etho sneaks behind and goes to wack the leader with a stick: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that!Neither do I!! I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions! It’s rude!
Impulse : BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
Etho, lawful neutral knight that got dragged into the adventure during a prison escape. Looking upon the group: Some of you may die here today, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
Impulse: Am I going too far? 
Etho: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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