#incorrect hermitcraft

[evolutiononthebrain]

Pearl: Don’t worry, I have a few swords up my sleeves

Impulse: I think you mean tricks?

Gem: She did not

Pearl, pulling her sword out of her sleeve: I did not.

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[puppetmaster13u]

Mumbo: Come on, Grian, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that!

Grian: Yes I can. Fifty dollars and a corn chip

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[tang0w0tek]

Grian: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Scar: Nat 20 Charisma.

Grian: That is NOT how that works-

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[tinfoilchefs-pickaxe]

Skizzleman: I like my vagina shaved, ladies.

Etho: Then shave your vagina, Skizz.

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[cosmosalien]

Incorrect quotes my beloved

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[dragonflavoredcake]

Xisuma: Hey, welcome back to the server! Where are you coming from? Scar: Phasmophobia! Xisuma: Nice! How'd it go this time? Impulse: Scar died like a million times. Scar: Hey! Xisuma: Sounds like a normal day for Scar. Anything to declare? Impulse and Scar: Nope! Xisuma: Then what's in that double chest you're failing to hide? Impulse: Scar: Skizz, inside the chest: Are we in yet?

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[shade-e-e-es]

Inbetween s7 and s8. Doc was thinking about how to fix joint pain but completely forgot what we was doing because renbobs so stupid god bless. It’s not weed you piece of shit stoner image here.

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[the-phantasmenagerie]

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[mossfeathers]

we're so back (part 2 electric boogaloo) [1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13]

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[incorrecthermitquotes]

Cub: My policy is, "If you see something, say something."

Mumbo, raising a hand: I saw a frog on the sidewalk today.

Cub: Outstanding. This is what I'm talking about, people.

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[lifeseriesincorrectquotes]

Cleo, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? 

Pearl: Yeah, sure. 

*A few minutes later* 

Pearl: Here you go. 

Cleo: 

Pearl: 

Martyn: Why am I here?

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[evolutiononthebrain]

I just really like incorrect quotes ! i think they’re funny! here ya go!!

A list of incorrect hermitcraft quotes for the soul

Grian: I’m 100% certain that I am 0% sure of what I’m going to do

Doc: Hey, Scar, do you have something to eat?

Scar, visibly eating: No

[at Xisuma’s “surprise” party]

Tango: I can’t believe you guys are at this lame party

Impulse: You’re here, too

Tango: Am I?

Iskall: This isn’t the weirdest thing to happen to me today

Stress: Well, the day just started

Grian: Did you lose your job because of me?

Scar: Nah. The king’s a vampire. And he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.

Grian: [quietly] I knew it!

Mumbo: I think Grian is in trouble

Doc: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.

[In Scar’s themepark, at the teacup ride]

Cub, Joe, and Impulse: [spinning a little and talking]

Scar, Cleo, and Tango: [fly past them spinning as fast as they can, screaming]

Impulse: If Ren keeps this up, I’m really gonna kill him this time

Gem: I’ll get the knife!

Impulse: I was being sarcastic, but thanks, Gem

[Xisuma has joined the game]

Grian: Dad

GoodTimesWithScar: Father dearest!

StressMonster: Hey Dad!!

Keralis: hello xisumashawmyvoid

Docm77: Oh hey dad

[Xisuma has left the game]

Bdubs: Hey guys, a good alternative to recycling

Bdubs: When you’re done with a glass bottle, eat it

Bdubs: fucking eat the bottle

Joe: Good morning, cruel world

Ren: Isn’t it “goodbye, cruel world”?

Joe: This world may be cruel, but I’m still kickin’

Scar, coloring on his comm with a purple highlighter: I am radiating productivity today!

Etho: Are you a cuddler?

Bdubs: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC- yeah I’m a cuddler

[scarian below!]

Grian: Scar kissed me!

Mumbo: [gasps] No!

Stress: [squeals] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Iskall: It’s unbelievable

Mumbo: Okay, okay, we wanna hear everything! Stress, get the wine. Gri, does this end well, or do we need to get the tissues?

Grian: Oh it ended verrry well

Stress: [rushing over with wine glasses] Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Iskall: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush of the lips, or was it like, ya know, “I gotta have you now” kinda thing?

Grian: Well, at first it was really intense, ya know, and then… oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it

Mumbo and Stress: Awwwww!

****

Scar: And then, uh, I kissed him

Cub: Tongue?

Scar: Yeah

Cub: Cool

[scarian over!]

[meanwhile, in Empires]

Joel: Time for bed!

Hermes, holding a “The Sheriff” doll: Mr. Jimmy says I can stay up as long as I want, and YOU need to die

Joel:

Joel: What the heck, Mr. Jimmy-

[implied rendoc below!]

Doc: I’m gonna beat your ass

Ren: Ohhhh, what are you gonna do after, Doccy?

Doc, eyebrow raised: What do you want me to do- [starts laughing]

[implied rendoc over!]

Grian: *gets sent to prison*

Scar: Your Highness, that’s my emotional support idiot.

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[puppetmaster13u]

Doc: Is Etho here?

Beef, as Etho leaps out the window: Ah, you know what? He just left

Doc: ...Really?

Beef, as Etho reaches back in to grab his cards: Yeah...  Sorry...

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[silverdreamscape]

Bdubs: You know, Scar gives Grian flowers all the time, I wish you'd do that too.

Etho: Okay, whatever you say.

*later*

Etho: *Gives Grian flowers*

Grian: ?? Thank? You??

Etho: I am just as confused as you are.

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[colliewolfdraws]

I’ve never read a more bdubs post before

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[dragonflavoredcake]

Xisuma, running away: WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY NEW HERMITS! Grian, Impulse, Gem, and Scar, chasing him: SKIZZ! SKIZZ! SKIZZ!

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