Amanda: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory.
Tommy: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little.
Amanda: Nice.
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Bobby to the crew: Once again, I will remind all of you that I love you all equally.
Hen: That is bullshit if I've ever heard it.
Chimney: What did I eat for breakfast, cap?! Tell me what I had for breakfast!!!
Buck: Huh? Didn't Bobby make some chocolate blueberry pancakes for everyone?
Eddie: No, babe. That was just for you.
Ravi: It's true. I was there, man.
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DMs (mature, discussions of sex)
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*relaxing at a bar*
Graves: I'm sure we all have had some… interesting messages from our soldiers at one point or another
Nik: I’ve definitely had INTERESTING ones
Graves: Can’t be more interesting than the time I was put in a group chat with FIVE of my Shadows who wanted a gangbang
Price, quietly: Alright, that didn’t take long
Nik: I have gotten several messages from some of my men BEGGING to suck me off
Price, giving in: Fuck it- A soldier once sent me screenshots of a groupchat that was created purely to talk about the shit my people would do to me. And they sent the most explicit messages
Nik: *laughs* I think I was a part of that!
Graves: *snorts into his drink*
Farah, sitting down with a drink: I had a couple soldiers asking if they could watch Alex fuck me
Graves: *unintelligible noises*
Farah: Or if they could fuck him while I watch
Nik: *bent over the table laughing*
Laswell, coming up to where they’re sitting: I have a whole folder on my phone with nothing but screenshots of when people sent me a message calling me ‘mommy’
Graves, wheezing: I’ve got so many messages about ‘wanting to tame a bronco’
Laswell: *laughs*
Price, unable to take a drink because of how hard he’s laughing: Oh my god- They keep asking if I wear the hat during sex or not!
Farah: Well do you?
Nik, slamming his drink down: he does!
*everyone loses their shit*
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Angela: “What if whenever you cracked your knuckles, your fingers started to glow like glow sticks?”
Amanda: “Babe, go to sleep.”
Angela:
Angela: “I could read in the dark.”
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(Movieverse ninja play cards against humanity)
Kai, judging: Mom! Mom! Look at me! I’m…
Kai: (flips over a card)
Kai: having no friends!
Lloyd, face and identity hidden behind his mask: please ask my permission before you quote me 🥲
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Tommy: Are you laughing at that video of Chanse and Amanda fighting?
Angela: No.
Angela: I'm laughing at the comments.
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