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caterpillarinacave · 1 year
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Will: You know what they say: go big or go home!
Jem: Will, I am begging you, for once in your life, go home. Please, please, please, for the love of god, just go home.
Will: I’m going big
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incorrect-tsc-quotes · 3 months
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Will, about Tessa: I just think Tessa's cool. It's not like I lay awake at night, thinking about her...
Will at night:
Will: fuck
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caylenqueen · 5 months
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Will: Tessa and I are no longer dating.
Tessa: Will, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
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kaitcreates · 7 months
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Gabriel: Idiot.
Will: That fact is well established and adds nothing to the conversation.
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jemsbitch · 2 years
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Friendly fucking reminder that Jem loved Tessa so much all the silent brothers in the world are in love with her too.
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lesbocrocker · 1 year
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Will: I like girls, so I must be straight. But I also like boys, so I must be gay.
Magnus, a bisexual: What I’m about to say will blow your mind.
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Jem to Will: I'm coming with you. If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot.
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pansexual-lilychen · 1 year
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to know jem carstairs is to have a crush on him
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Tessa: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.
Will: There are no books in prison.
Tessa: *sigh* Thank you.
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caterpillarinacave · 2 years
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Gabriel: You know, you’re kind of violent.
Cecily: Yeah, but I’m short, so it’s adorable.
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Gideon: I asked Sophie out.
Gabriel: I'm sorry.
Gideon: Why?
Gabriel: Well I assumed she said no.
Gideon: What. No. She said yes.
Gabriel: Really? Wow damn, then I'm sorry for her.
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caylenqueen · 6 months
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Tessa: So, Will is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Jem: Why?
Tessa: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Will, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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kaitcreates · 9 months
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Charlotte: What are you doing? Gabriel: Eating a family pack of chips Charlotte: That’s a normal pack, though Gabriel: Any pack is a family pack when you’re an orphan. Charlotte: ...
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*jem and tessa talking* *jem phone buzzes* jem: oh, it's will jem: he's upset with benedict and tatiana jem: *buzz* and gabriel jem: *buzz* and gideon jem: *buzz* and the clave
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jemsbitch · 1 year
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What if Kit cannot look directly at Tessa’s eyes because they are the exact same shade as Ty’s?
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incorrectlasthours · 2 years
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Matthew: *tearing up* I saw you and Cordelia yesterday.
James: *nervously* It’s not what it looks like!
Matthew: YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER! HOW COULD YOU?
James: BECAUSE WE’RE MARRIED!
Matthew: *tearing up again* No best-friend-feelings?
James: No, just love-love. Like I’m-married-to-her type of love.
Matthew: Okay, so I’m still your best friend?
James: Always.
James and Matthew: *hugging*
Cordelia: Sometimes this is too much.
Tessa: *takes a drag of a cigarette and puts it out, reaches out for Cordelia* Come my child, I’ll make you some tea.
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