#herongraystairs incorrect quotes

[aficionadoenthusiast]

*jem and tessa talking* *jem phone buzzes* jem: oh, it's will jem: he's upset with benedict and tatiana jem: *buzz* and gabriel jem: *buzz* and gideon jem: *buzz* and the clave

#i didn't realize all of the people will was upset were the lightwood family but it fits ig #will herondale #tessa gray #jem carstairs #wessa #jessa #heronstairs #herongraystairs #the infernal devices #tid #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #herongraystairs incorrect quotes #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #benedict lightwood #tatiana blackthorn #gideon lightwood #gabriel lightwood #source: big bang theory

[secretly-a-catamount]

Alec: It’s the gift that keeps giving!  Will: It’s the flower that keeps blooming!  Jem: It’s the boat that keeps sailing!  Annabel: It’s the serial killer that keeps stabbing!

#alec lightwood #jem carstairs #will herondale #annabel blackthorn #incorrect quotes #memes #good ol’ fashioned homegrown memes #source: unknown #the shadowhuter chronicles #the mortal instruments #the infernal devices #the dark artifices #this was spawned out of my completely self-indulgent AU where Annabel (and Malcom) aren’t evil #Mostly because the idea of #malec #herongraystairs #and #malcabel #being friends is so funny to me #idk if this is anything #but if people like it #I might make more

[herondaleminds]

Jace: *did something stupid*

Tessa: Jem, could you help me?

Jem: your offspring, your problem

Tessa: we're married, James. So Jace is your problem too

#jace herondale #tessa gray #tessa herondale #tessa carstairs #herondale family #herongraystairs #jessa #jem x tessa #tessa x jem #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #tsc incorrect quotes #tsc memes #cassandra clare #the infernal devices #the mortal instruments

[toescapetherealityoflife]

Dru: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.

Dru: *slow-mo walks out of the room*

#Incorrect wicked power quotes #the dark artifices #sobh #the shadowhunter chronicles #the wicked powers #twp #kit x ty #ty blackthorn #kit and ty #kit herondale #kit herongraystairs #dru blackthorn #ash fairchild #ash morgenstern

[caterpillarinacave]

Will: So any news?

Brother Enoch: We are just waiting for your x-ray.

Will: But I’ve never dated anybody named Ray.

Brother Enoch:

Will: ????

Brother Enoch: Perhaps we should get a brain scan as well.

#Incorrect tid quotes #off topic #the infernal devices #tid #will herondale #william herondale #brother enoch #Tsc #tlh #the last hours #tsc #herongraystairs #Incorrect tsc #incorrect tsc quotes #incorrect tlh #incorrect tlh quotes #The last hours #chain of iron #chain of gold #chain of thorns #clockwork angel #clockwork prince #clockwork princess #I am hilarious

[lesbocrocker]

Charlotte: Where’s everyone?

Gabriel, remembering how Will got his head stuck in a tuba after Jem told him to leave it alone and he’s supposed to be covering for Tessa and Cecily while they try to get his head out of the tuba while Sophie and Jessamine play instruments to annoy Will even more: Who’s everyone?

#charlotte fairchild #gabriel lightwood #will herondale #jem carstairs #tessa gray #herongraystairs #cecily herondale #sophie collins #jessamine lovelace #the infernal devices #the infernal devices incorrect quotes #the shadowhunters chronicles

[jemsbitch]

Tessa X Will: passion and fire, fireworks, libraries, stolen kisses in hidden corridors, gasoline, spilled ink, letters and poems, desperation, driving over the speed limit, tangled messy hair, so much longing and yearning that it is physically painful.

Tessa X Jem: slowburn, slow exhale after long kisses, deep understanding and compassion, feather light touches, melancholy music, adoration, intertwined fingers, head on a shoulder, smiles that can light up a room, long walks, tight embraces that feel like home.

Jem X Will: comfortable silence, lingering looks, playful smiles, loud laughter, shenanigans, clasped hands, finishing each other’s sentences, windblown hair, sparking eyes, always looking for the other first in a crowded room, fighting till last breath, bruised knuckles, love so pure that it is too good for the world.

#idk i just miss them #tid reread got me like #you cant tell me I’m wrong #jem carstairs #will herondale #tessa gray #james carstairs #william herondale #theresa gray #ke jian ming #the infernal devices #tid #tid incorrect quotes #incorrect tid quotes #wessa #jessa #heronstairs #herongraystairs #will x tessa #tessa x will #jem x tessa #tessa x jem #jem x will #will x jem #shadowhunters #the shadowhunters chronicles #tsc incorrect quotes #tsc #incorrect tsc quotes #tid gang

[caylenqueen]

Charlotte: Nothing in life is free

Tessa: Love is free!

Will: Adventure is free.

Jem: Knowledge is free

Cecily: Everything is free if you take it without paying

#tid #the infernal devices #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #tessa gray #charlotte fairchild #will herondale #william herondale #jem carstairs #james carstairs #herongraystairs #cecily herondale #incorrect tid quotes #tid incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[lasthourstid]

Will: I have a plan

Tessa: Does it involve us not getting into trouble?

Jem: He said he had a plan, not a miracle

#will herondale #william herondale #jem carstairs #tessa gray #tessa herondale #tessa carstairs #herongraystairs #tid #the infernal devices #clockwork angel #clockwork prince #clockwork princess #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #incorrect quotes #herondale #carstairs

[thewickedking-s]

Totally Canon tsc Things Part 2

Will: We both look very beautiful tonight.

Tessa: You know, if you had said that I look beautiful tonight, I would have said, you do too.

Will: I couldn't take that chance.

#will herondale #tessa gray #herongraystairs #wessa #tsc #tid #the infernal devices #the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #canon #incorrect quotes

[addisonstars]

i had a little too much fun with an incorrect quotes generator 🤭🤭

#will herondale #tessa herondale #tessa gray #jem herondale #herongraystairs #will and tessa #incorrect quotes #tid incorrect quotes #tsc incorrect quotes #tlh incorrect quotes #james herondale

[secretly-a-catamount]

(For @lescahiersdesable)

Malcolm: If you want my advice— Catarina: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill Annabel. Multiple times. Malcolm: First off, that was when we were broken up. Secondly, she’s also tried to kill me. Magnus: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

#malcolm fade #catarina loss #annabel blackthorn #magnus bane #incorrect quotes #memes #funny memes #good ol’ fashioned homegrown memes #source: unknown #the shadowhuter chronicles #the dark artifices #the mortal instruments #the infernal devices #the last hours #the wicked powers #friendship #tw: mentioned attempted murder (as a joke!) #malec #herongraystairs #malcabel #once again #i’m not sure if anyone’s going to like this #But if you guys do #I’ll make more

[herondaleminds]

GhostJames: Mina, never break anyone's heart, they only have one

Mina: yes I know. Break their bones, they have many

GhostJames: Mina, NO!

GhostWill: *wipes away a tear* I'm so proud of you, fy nghariad bach

#herongraystairs #heronstairs #wessa #jessa #will herondale #jem carstairs #tessa gray #james herondale #mina carstairs #herongraystairs family #jessa family #tessa x jem x will #the shadowhunter chronicles #the infernal devices #tsc #tsc fandom #tsc incorrect quotes #tsc headcanons #cassandra clare

[graylxvee]

Will: we have not seen Jem for 24 hours

Tessa: *breaks Gabriel's nose*

Gabriel: what is wrong with you two?!

Will: he needs to go to the silent city. Jem...I mean brother Zachariah will heal him

Tessa: we will go with Gabriel

#the infernal devices #the mortal instruments #tessa x jem x will #will herondale #tessa gray #tessa herondale #tessa carstairs #jem carstairs #brother zachariah #gabriel lightwood #herongraystairs #heronstairs #wessa #jessa #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-tsc-quotes]

Will: Make a man a fire, he's warm for a day.

Will: Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Jem:

Tessa: No...

#incorrect tsc quotes #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #incorrect tid quotes #will herondale #tid #the infernal devices #jem castairs #tessa gray #herongraystairs

[caterpillarinacave]

Will: You know what they say: go big or go home!

Jem: Will, I am begging you, for once in your life, go home. Please, please, please, for the love of god, just go home.

Will: I’m going big

#Tid #Will herondale #jem carstairs #the infernal devices #shitpost #incorrect tsc #heronstairs #herongraystairs #Cassandra clare #tlh #james carstairs #william herondale #incorrect tid #incorrect tid quotes #incorrect TSC quotes #Herondale