Young Royals S2: A Summary
Wilhelm: “Wow. Can’t believe I’m going to burn the entire Swedish monarchy to the ground for this nerdy little choir boy I met six months ago.”
Literally everyone else: “You don’t have t-”
Wilhelm: “No, I’m gonna.”
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Wilhelm, slightly disheveled entering the room: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things about the future of the monarchy
Simon, following behind and grinning smugly: I'm the future of the monarchy
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felice: how's everyone doing?
simon: i'm breathing.
felice: setting the bar pretty low, huh?
simon: well, it's more than wille.
wille, having a panic attack, an existential crisis and a mental breakdown, all at the same time: honestly, fuck you.
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Incorrect Young Royals #28
Wille: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Felice: You were flirting with Simon.
Wille: So what? He is my boyfriend.
Felice: You asked him if he was single.
Wille: ...
Felice: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
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Wille, after Simon kissed him during the costume party: maybe life does have a meaning after all
Simon: that kiss was a mistake
Wille: oh
Wille: I hope I die
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Wille: I used to have a cousin named August but now I don’t
August: Stop telling people I’m dead!
Wille: sometimes I can still hear his voice
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Wille, checking his contacts: Felice, Simon, Erik. Felice, Simon, Erik. Felice, Simon, Erik. Felice, Simon, Erik-
Wille: *gasps* how can I only have three friends?!
Wille: and one of them’s dead!
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Henry: I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Walter a little bit
Wille: you doodled your wedding invitation
Henry: no, that's our joint tombstone!
Wille: ... my mistake
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my new obsession, deal with it
Simon: Hey, you wanna know a secret?
Wilhelm: No.
Simon: Okay.
Wilhelm:
Wilhelm: Do you smell smoke?
Simon: The secret is that the house is on fire.
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Wilhelm: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?
Simon: *sighs*
Simon: I killed a man.
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Wilhelm: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
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Everyone: you’d really give up the crown for Simon?
Wilhelm: I’d give up the crown for two jellybeans and a butter sandwich, but sure blame Simon.
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Young Royals Characters as John Mulaney (because it was bound to happen eventually)
Simon:
Wilhelm:
Erik:
August:
Sara:
Ayub:
Nils:
Malin:
Kristina:
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Felice: So who's the clingier one?
Wilhelm, sitting in Simon's lap with one arm wrapped around Simon's shoulders, carding his fingers through Simon's hair with another and his face nuzzling Simon's neck: Simon, obviously.
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if i see simon kissing someone that isn't me one more time, i genuinely might cry on live.
- prince wilhelm of sweden to felice, on more than one occasion.
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Incorrect Young Royal #27
Simon: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?
Wille: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.
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Wille: Erik, this is Simon, my boyfriend
Erik: couldn't you find anyone better?
Wille: don't say that, Simon is great and I love h–
Erik: chill out dude, I was talking to Simon
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Simon: Hey, Wille, could you do me a small favour?
Wilhelm: I would literally die for you, but go on.
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