"I hate summer," she whined, flopping against the backrest of the chair. "It's so hot."
With the faint sheen of sweat coating her exposed skin, she almost appeared to be sparkling in the sunlight.
"Yeah, you are," replied Adrien.
Her eyes met his. With a light flush spreading across her cheeks, she stared.
"I mean—!" His heart skipped a beat as he blushed furiously. "I mean it is. The weather. It's…hot."
“O-oh,” she said. “Yeah.”
i cant promise that eating a peach is actually as sexy as i described it here
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i loveeeee when i haven’t used my dildo in a while and when i finally do it stretches me out soooo good. just like i know my favorite mutuals would. ugh yesss
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Lance stop talking about how you had two bad starts you did well 😭 someone pat his head for me
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I was just reminded of a rumor (?) misinformation campaign (?) that went viral a few months ago.
The rumor was that the word "chat" in the context of addressing the audience of a live steam, was the English language's "First ever 4th person pronoun".
This is wrong for a few reasons. The first being that chat is not even a pronoun! It's just a regular noun.
A pronoun is a word that replaces a noun.
Chat isn't replacing another word.
In this case chat could be replaced by the second person plural pronoun. (Y'all in some English dialects)
So for example "Chat, is this real?"
Could be replaced with "Y'all, is this real?" And have the same meaning.
Let's take a step back and talk about who the people are in the pronouns.
First person pronouns refer to the person speaking (including a group that the person is part of)
some first person singular pronouns are: I, me, my
Some first person plural pronouns are: we, us, our
Second person pronouns refer to the person or people the speaker is talking to (you, your) ("standard" English lost its 2nd person plural pronouns but that's a story for a different time)
Third person pronouns refer to anyone or anything that is neither the speaker nor the one being directly spoken to. (She, he, it, they, etc.)
People were arguing that the chat was a "fourth person" because they were not physically occupying the same space as the speaker.
Yet we have communicated through language with people not in the same space as us since the invention of writing, and do not use different pronouns than in person.
I would ask "how are you? " in person, on the phone, and in a letter. Every time the pronoun remains "you"'.
But this raises the question, could there be a grammatical 4th person? Who would that be? Would time travel need to be involved?
Chat, let me know what you think.
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sorry for no art, tis the horrors™ i'm affraid :c i am reading all the tags yall are leaving though and they make my day. thank you 🖤
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I wonder what did it feel like to be blasted by Nanite reactor, only to come back as a living-breathing, evo man, made from soil
Was he like “Oh I am definitely a god” or “man, I’m so lucky”
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Me: *coughing up a lung in the local Starbucks*
Also me: it’s too hot girl Wednesday for bronchitis
Still me: *sips my hot apple spice*
I am the only person here: we run with this
I don’t have many friends: *furiously typing on my laptop*
The barista: *visible concern and discomfort*
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all my free spots on of are gone but it’s only $5/mo so you should still check it out 🥰
I’ll send you something really cute when you sub! 😇
link is in my bio
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i kinda feel like a bad merlin fan, y’all are out here contributing edits, art, fics and i’m just sitting here soaking it alllll up
i will get better just give me a moth or so
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