#incorrectdndquotes

[dndclassesquotes]

Sorcerer: This Halloween I’m going as a disappointment to my family.

Rogue: At least you won’t have to buy a costume.

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[ikiradraws]

#all of my characters really #incorrectdndquotes

[magicaldepressedcollegestudents]

Douglasiah: If i die, my funeral is going to be the biggest fucking party ever, and you are all invited

Sen: “if”?

Vere: Great, the only party I’ve been been invited to, and he might not even die.

#incorrectdndquotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect strixhaven #dnd party #dnd5e #dnd ocs #dnd quote #d&d #critical role #dnd stuff #dnd oc

[incorrectgundamwingquotes]

[on Libra]

Zechs: I know I’m the problem here, but I've made the decision to inflict me on everyone else.

#zechs merquise #gundam wing #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr (incorrectdndquotes)

[khaoskrew111]

Diego, sneaking into tavern room at 2am:

Forge, turning on a light and spinning around in a swivel chair: Care to tell me where you were?

Diego: I was with... uh...Lurk.

Lurk, also spinning around in a swivel chair: Care to- *keeps spinning* Forge- I can’t stop the chair-

#source:??? #incorrect quotes #incorrectquotes #incorrectdndquotes #nat20

[dndclassesquotes]

Paladin: Can you do something for me?

Rogue: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it.

Paladin: Can you do the dishes?

Rogue: *already leaving the room* No.

#incorrect quotes #Paladin #Rogue #incorrectd&dquotes #incorrectdndquotes #incorrectd&dclasses #incorrectdndclasses #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrectquotes #dnd #dnd quotes #dnd quote #d&d #d&d quotes #d&d quote #Dungeons and Dragons Quotes #Dungeons and Dragons Quote #Dungeons and Dragons #dndclassesquotes #d&dclassesquotes

[dndclassesquotes]

Fighter: I live for two reasons.

Monk: And those would be?

Fighter: I was born and I haven't died yet.

#incorrect quotes #Fighter #Monk #incorrectd&dquotes #incorrectdndquotes #incorrectd&dclasses #incorrectdndclasses #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrectquotes #dnd #dnd quotes #dnd quote #d&d #d&d quotes #d&d quote #Dungeons and Dragons Quotes #Dungeons and Dragons Quote #Dungeons and Dragons #dndclassesquotes #d&dclassesquotes

[dndclassesquotes]

Warlock: If I die my funeral is gonna be the Biggest F*cking Party and you're all invited.

Paladin: 'If'?

Wizard: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die!

#incorrect quotes #warlock #paladin #wizard #incorrectd&dquotes #incorrectdndquotes #incorrectd&dclasses #incorrectdndclasses #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrectquotes #dnd #dnd quotes #dnd quote #d&d #d&d quotes #d&d quote #Dungeons and Dragons Quotes #Dungeons and Dragons Quote #Dungeons and Dragons #dndclassesquotes #d&dclassesquotes

[dndclassesquotes]

Fate may be in the hands of the gods, but these hands of god are about to throw down! ~Paladin

#incorrect quotes #Paladin #incorrectd&dquotes #incorrectdndquotes #incorrectd&dclasses #incorrectdndclasses #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrectquotes #dnd #dnd quotes #dnd quote #d&d #d&d quotes #d&d quote #Dungeons and Dragons Quotes #Dungeons and Dragons Quote #Dungeons and Dragons #dndclassesquotes #d&dclassesquotes #s: @groot-scamander #at least that's who I heard it from

[dndclassesquotes]

Bard: I accidentally ate Barbarian’s leftovers. How long do you think I’ll live?

Rogue: Ten.

Bard: Ten what?

Barbarian, entering the room: Nine.

#suspend disbelief #long enough to beleive #that barbarian can count #incorrect quotes #bard #rogue #barbarian #incorrectdndquotes #incorrectd&dquotes #incorrectdndclasses #incorrectd&dclasses #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrectquotes #dnd #dnd quote #dnd quotes #d&d #d&d quote #d&d quotes #Dungeons and Dragons Quotes #Dungeons and Dragons Quote #Dungeons and Dragons #dndclassesquotes #d&dclassesquotes

[dndclassesquotes]

BBEG: I will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost!

Rogue: My happiness?

Rogue: *to Bard* I'm happy? When did that happen?

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[dndclassesquotes]

Wizard: What are you doing out this late?

Rogue: Well, we-

Wizard: Five words or less.

Barbarian: *counting on their fingers* We. Had. A. Fight.

Wizard: ...

Barbarian: Bitch.

#incorrect quotes #Wizard #Rogue #Barbarian #incorrectd&dquotes #incorrectdndquotes #incorrectd&dclasses #incorrectdndclasses #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrectquotes #dnd #dnd quotes #dnd quote #d&d #d&d quotes #d&d quote #Dungeons and Dragons Quotes #Dungeons and Dragons Quote #Dungeons and Dragons #dndclassesquotes #d&dclassesquotes

[dndclassesquotes]

Paladin: Who's the Leader here, me or you?

Paladin: Wait, it's me?

Paladin: Shit.

#incorrect quotes #Paladin #incorrectd&dquotes #incorrectdndquotes #incorrectd&dclasses #incorrectdndclasses #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrectquotes #dnd #dnd quotes #dnd quote #d&d #d&d quotes #d&d quote #Dungeons and Dragons Quotes #Dungeons and Dragons Quote #Dungeons and Dragons #dndclassesquotes #d&dclassesquotes

[dndclassesquotes]

Bard: There's only three ways to do this. The right way, the wrong way, and the Bard way.

Fighter: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Bard: Yeah, but it's faster.

#incorrect quotes #Bard #Fighter #Yeah- but it's More Dramatic #incorrectd&dquotes #incorrectdndquotes #incorrectd&dclasses #incorrectdndclasses #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrectquotes #dnd #dnd quotes #dnd quote #d&d #d&d quotes #d&d quote #Dungeons and Dragons Quotes #Dungeons and Dragons Quote #Dungeons and Dragons #dndclassesquotes #d&dclassesquotes #s: The Simpsons

[dndclassesquotes]

Cleric: You were stabbed, do you remember anything?

Fighter: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Cleric: There wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Fighter: But- I heard sirens...

Cleric: That was Bard.

Bard: Sorry, I was nervous.

#incorrect quotes #Cleric #Fighter #Bard #incorrectd&dquotes #incorrectdndquotes #incorrectd&dclasses #incorrectdndclasses #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrectquotes #dnd #dnd quotes #dnd quote #d&d #d&d quotes #d&d quote #Dungeons and Dragons Quotes #Dungeons and Dragons Quote #Dungeons and Dragons #dndclassesquotes #d&dclassesquotes

[dndclassesquotes]

Sorcerer: Honestly, I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living, I strike fear into-

Cleric: Sorcerer, you sleep with a teddy bear.

Sorcerer: He's my secOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

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