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thegoodmorningman · 2 days
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Two years ago today, I took on the solemn responsibility of spreading The Sun's Golden Message: "Have a Good Morning every day no matter what!" The night before I went to sleep a simple man but I awoke on this day knowing that whenever there was a Morning, I'd from then on be having a Good One. Little did I realize, It's Always Morning Somewhere. And so I became The Good Morning Man. But, please, my friends call me Bud. And if you're having a Good Morning, you're a friend of mine. Good Morning!!!
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igorlevchenko-blog · 2 days
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Skyrim: An altmer mage with Staff of Magnus.
—Point being: you need a glove or somesuch to hold the staff lest you be drained of magicka yourself.
Digital painting. Made in Krita in 2021.
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cynicalstith · 2 days
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An updated look for my bladesinger wizard warforged, Aria! ^^ (Yeesh that's a mouthful haha)
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Every species has a different way of engineering and craftsmanship. To show this, we’ll use a bike as an example.
A Gnome-made bike will be quick, efficient, and have several hidden features like inspector gadget. It will probably also have several bells, none of which make a bell-like sound.
A goblin bike will probably be made of wood, bones, and scrap. It’ll work, but not very well after the first few times. It probably has a compartment to keep cool rocks and bugs you find.
A Kobold bike is a stolen goblin’s bike, just lit on fire and somehow shittier.
An orc bike will be the most metal thing you have ever seen, figuratively and literally. The wheels are made of metal. Shit has spiked wheels. This thing will be passed down as an heirloom. Lot of spikes.
An elvish bike should not work. By no means is it structurally sound. It looks like it should collapse. They think the look is all that matters, and the only reason they get away with it is because they enchant the shit out of it. Likely made of glass and given a long and weird name.
A Dwarvish bike will have wheels of stone, a bell that somehow plays the sound of a giant war horn, and they put a molten engine in it. They made a motorcycle. It will be covered in the most intricate runes you will ever see.
A halfling bike is probably made from tied tree branches. Still works though.
Giff? It has a gun.
Mindflayer? You know that shit is covered in tentacles and it fucking teleports.
The gith don’t have bikes. They’re just riding dragons and killing the mindflayers.
Goliaths just use boulders for the wheels.
The fey are just being dicks. They don’t have bikes either, but they use the people they tricked as bikes.
Demons can’t make bikes. They just buy them.
Devils sell the bikes to the demons.
Celestials have replaced the wheels with wings.
The beholders are disintegrating everyone’s bikes because they’re angry that they don’t have legs.
The Tarrasque just really wants a tricycle.
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antonarcana · 2 days
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Tadaaaa!!
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“Shop is open”
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1 - crown - 56 currency
2 - I’m sorry card - 1 currency
3 - nest with eggs - 10 currency
4 - bird head puppet - 5 currency
5 - brick - 100 currency
6 - flower? - 20 currency
7 - Deactivated AI core, scavenged from a crashed wreck - 160 currency
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"Wizard Essentials"
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Staff - wooden - 4 currency
Orb - glass - 8 currency
Robes - red/blue - 1 currency per robe
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"Consumables"
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1 - potion of mana - 10 currency
2 - healing tablet - 10 currency
3 - energy tablet - 10 currency
4 - healing tablet - 10 currency
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"Salt"
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@bi-gender-sorcerer @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob
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gavamont · 3 days
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She wiz on my ard…
Fuck
She war on my lock til I…
FUCK
She sor on my cer til I er…?
Fuck it. I got a magic blow job, that’s the important part.
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adderalltheblue · 2 days
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Let's build an enchanted sword!
Alright gang! This is the one we've been waiting for! It's time for...
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honeyedagger · 3 days
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as the marauders fandom, we should definitely appreciate lily more, cause like why is she sooooo underrated??????????😭😭😭
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the-curse-wizard · 2 days
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Okay, I gknow interacting with you is likely to gnet me cursed somehow, but I also gknow you're the biggest expert on curses around, and... there' s a gnoxious curse I've been under for gnigh onto a week gnow, and I'm gnetting desperate.
So I'm under this curse of gnome speech. I can't stop speaking like a gnome, and it's gnightmarishly agnnoying. I've been hiding out because I think @jimkinnz wants to eat me (I don't really blame him; I think he kind of has gnomivorous ignstincts), but even if it weren't for that this curse is just... gnauseously gnasty.
I'll pay you to remove this curse; I'll do you a service in return; whatever. I gknow even if you do remove this curse you'll probably gnive me a different curse in response, but... at this point I'm willing to take that chance. I can't take this any longer. I gneed this curse gnone.
I Don't "Remove" Curses boy. It's like, an artist breaking a stained glass window, you get it.
But in this case it's more like an artist burning a kindergarten kid's crayon drawing. This curse is just shitty you know?
Get a gnome's red hat, a large mushroom and a marigold and burn them all with pinewood under the light of the moon. Or kill the person who cursed you. Easy solve.
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mtg-cards-hourly · 2 days
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Magus of the Unseen
Artist: Kaja Foglio TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link
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fairycloth · 13 hours
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Wizard of Fire 🔥
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twolipsart · 10 hours
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a pixel sprite for me :)
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skatankata · 2 days
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What they looking at Ocs! This is Penumbra (owl, familiar), Apogee (nephew, wizard) and Ephraim (uncle, paladin), the first two belong to @cookiesnpaste and the last to me >:)
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antonarcana · 2 days
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It is silly cat hour!!!!!
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cookiesnpaste · 2 days
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oc meme redraws, it's good for the soul
(Apogee and Penumbra (purple) are my ocs, Ephraim (blue) belongs to @skatankata)
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