#increasing age

[bopinion]

Could someone please tell me...

...why human evolution apparently stopped?

...why there is often not enough time to be on time?

...why I always have trouble falling asleep when I have to get up especially early?

...why I only notice after supermarket closing time that the dishwasher tablets and vacuum cleaner bags have run out?

...why there is more good weather on weekdays than on weekends?

...why no one has taken on the task of doing an inventory of the basement for me?

...why shirts do not iron themselves?

...why one notices his increasing age especially in the morning?

...where my son has misplaced his key?

...why there are more questions than answers?

#thoughts #aperçu #funny #please #evolution #humanity #being on time #not enough time #falling asleep #getting up #supermarket #dishwasher #vacuum cleaner #good weather #weekdays #weekend #inventory #ironing #increasing age #misplacing #questions #answers #tell me

[airoarts]

Leader and deputy

[Image description: a digital painting of Squirrelstar and Ivypool from Warriors. Squirrelstar is a small dark red cat with green eyes, standing in front of the much taller Ivypool, a gray tabby-and-white cat with blue eyes and many battle scars. The background is dark blue. end ID]

#i havent read a new wc book in years (They are not very good) but have been keeping up with The Happenings recently cause its fun #when was the last time there was a female leader+deputy? leopardstar and mistyfoot??????? #anyway so happy forthem i hope they dont both die immediately #warriors #warrior cats #wc #squirrelstar #squirrelflight #ivypool #art #2023 #I have actually been doodling a ton of cat designs like in classes in the last couple months lol #havent posted them because theyre just Designs and so many people post those all the time but if i get one (1) ask about it i can post them #also just have not felt like posting art recently even though ive been doing it. LOL #worried about squirrelstar cause um. i know cat ages have been generally increasing but she is older than her dad was when he died #if wc wiki ages are to be believed #her husband just retired to be an old man and she took his job #well whatever... i dont even read the books... i dont care... tch #ALSO EDITED CAUSE I REALIZED I PUT HER WHITE PAW ON THE WRONG SIDE #the first few rbs will have the wrong version but whatever. its fine. its fine

[hejee]

did this between comms again and yep im making my own da4 canon

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dragon age dreadwolf #solavellan #solas dragon age #solas #inquisitor lavellan #lavellan #dragon age fanart #im cringe and free im cringe and free #repeat until true #sorry for putting my delusions here i will do it again #no more da4 it’s just them fucking 24/7 365 #if u ppl want me to stop u have to pay me ₱100000000000 #help the brainrot is increasing by the day and i don’t think i can’t stop #it’s joever for me

[rickybaby]

Daniel, Yuki and Amna at the livery reveal | Miami 24

#truly the best side profile in the business. especially with the stache and crow feet!!! #it’s also funny how Daniel significantly increases the group’s age average #daniel ricciardo #yuki tsunoda #amna al qubaisi #miami24

[buttfrovski]

I HAVE TO DO RESEARCH ON THE PRIME ENERGY DRINK AND I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY CALLING IT CRED 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#south park #also 250g if BCAA's?!??! JFC R U TRYING TO KILL PPL?? #for reference- the safe amount for someone of my age and body weight is 12g a day #too much BCAA can reduce ur life span- increased insulin resistance (leads to type 2 diabetes) #fuck up your mood- appetite- serotonin levels in general #strain your liver and kidneys into oblivion.. #not to mention to 200mg of caffeine- which isn't bad- i drink more than that daily unfortunately- but given that it's advertised to kids?? #BCAAS ARENT EVEN SAFE FOR KIDS

[kordeliiius]

a small gaza evacuation masterlist

hey everyone, thought i'd take a few moments to share some gaza evacuation gofundmes that have been posted to twitter. these people have reached out directly asking me to share their campaigns, and i decided to share them here too, since this is where i have a larger following. below is a link to each campaign, a small summary of its goals, and the progress at the time of posting. I'll also share their twitter pages so you can see the names and faces which match the ones in the campaigns (as a means to verify).

Heba, Alma and family (organized by Asmaa):

18,768 / 60,000 Euros Evacuating 10 family members, including a young boy with cerebral palsy who currently can't access necessary medication https://twitter.com/hebaalmaqadma https://twitter.com/AlmaqadmaAya

Ibrahim:

450 / 40,000 Euros Evacuating 8 family members https://twitter.com/ibrahimhandouqa

Bashar (organized by Darina):

19,154 / 65,000 AUD Evacuating a family and covering food and housing, as well as future uni tuition fees https://twitter.com/BasharInshasi

Ahmed and Muhammad (organized by Donia):

2,725 / 10,000 Euros Evacuating a young child from occupied territory https://twitter.com/AhmedAlmofty7

Mahmoud:

1,474 / 50,000 Euros Helping a displaced family escape the aggression, allowing Mahmod to resume studying computer engineering https://twitter.com/MAHMODALKATEB6

Noor (organized by Haafiz):

17,704 / 50,000 CAD First 15,000 CAD goes to evacuating a young photographer, her mother, and sister; the rest for her siblings, in-laws, and niblings https://twitter.com/Nooralsalout

Samah, Walaa, and family (organized by Abdel):

2,145 / 50,000 CAD Evacuating Samah and a handful of her scattered family members to Egypt https://twitter.com/walaahmd169

Motaz:

818 / 20,000 Euros Evacuation to Egypt and then seeking asylum/education in Germany https://twitter.com/26Mo3taz

Please give each of these a read, share them, and donate if you can!! Many of these campaigns have barely progressed so your help is very appreciated. If you want an easier way to share these on twitter as well, here's my thread

#BOOST #free palestine #gaza #gaza genocide #gofundme #i said this in the twitter thread already but the thing that gets me is that some of the ppl are my age or younger #I literally graduated college <2 years ago and they graduated even more recently #it's terrifying honestly. in a different world that could've been me #i'll also update/reshare this periodically to increase visibility #kramblings

[brainworms-all-night-long]

theres something about these two bickering that makes me put aside everything im doing at any given time and not rest until the image in my head sees the light of day

#sonic prime #prime bros #please just let me finish the endless and ever increasing number of wips i manage to proggres in one line a week #shit shouldve been done ages ago hhhhhhh #miles nine prower #nine the fox #sails tails #sails the fox #incorrect quotes #sonic shitpost #mah art #me does arts #littol doodl

[starry-bi-sky]

i made a rough timeline for the clone^2 au, just for my own convenience sake when dating things. some things might be out of order from the episode date, and thats also for my convenience.

September 3rd: Danny, age 14, has the accident in the lab that turns him liminal

September 10th: Danny is discharged from the hospital and given two weeks leave from school

September 24th: his sick leave ends, and Danny returns to school

October 14th: Danny sneaks into his parents' basement and releases the ghosts they have trapped in cages. Official birth of the vigilante, Phantom

November 27th: Danny fights Pariah Dark, and wins

December 24th: the Ghost Writer torments Danny

February 12th: Danny's 15th birthday

March 3rd: its been six months since Danny's accident

March 7th: Danny fights his evil future self

May 8th: Danny meets Ellie [age 15] and they become twins

December 14th: Danny finds out from his parents that he's a clone

February 12th: Danny's 16th birthday

Early-Mid April: Danny meets Damian [age 6] :)

Mid-Late April: Damian runs off for the first time, damages Danny's hands the first time

May: Damian runs off two more times in the span of three weeks, he damages Danny's hands both times.

Early June: Damian runs off one more time, damages Danny's hands again, resulting in permanent nerve damage.

Mid-Late June: Damian finally gives up on the League coming to get him and joins the Fenton Family.

July: Damian finally coaxes Danny into letting him come along with him on patrol: Wraith is born.

#danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #clone^2 #danny fenton is a clone #this only focuses on the earlier parts of the au because those are most important imo. figuring out when danny's accident was. when he #became phantom. when he met damian. etc. is all pretty important stuff and helps me figure out ages beyond '10 year gap' #not super important stuff to much anyone else i think but its nice to have it written down as reference #i usually put danny's accident as happening at the beginning of the school year. tis convenient that way #me: hmmm when do i make danny find out he's a clone. beginning of the school year makes the most sense right??? #me:....or.... i could ruin his christmas again :) #thought about increasing the amount of times damian runs off but... thats a LOT of time he's run off and i didnt want to go overboard #same thing with danny's hands. thought about hurting him more frequently but honestly taking a blade to the hand is already damaging enough #on its own. catch a blade with his hands four times would be enough to cause permanent nerve damage and also he would have learned his #lesson if it happened more frequently. #so damian runs off 4 times in the span of essentially 2 months #and four times danny catches his blade. three times he got cut. one time he needed stitches #anyways thats the timeline for now. made totally for convenience sake and no other reason #totally dont look at my google docs there’s nothing there but half forgotten wips and cfau master doc

[fobnsfwdoodles]

If they didn't want me to make them into yaoi they could stop being yaoi for five seconds

#joetrick #kill me #please don't stop actually fob #increase it please #he's gonna fucking eat him #profiles my beloved #I've been trying to draw from more references recently bc i can feel my basics slipping a little bit but they come right back with practice #also good excuse to stare at every inch of their faces #the way their skin hangs on their faces drives me insane do you understand #the deep valleys under joes deep set eyes the flat plane under Patrick's nose #the hard lines of cheekbone contrasted with the soft of their jaws from weight and age I'm so fucking in love #the way their different features have aged #Patrick's lips compared to Joe's joes lower cheek compared to Patrick #theyre both so damn pretty #safe to reblog #fall out boy #patrick #joe #this is a doodles blog but bRO I LOVE DRAWING #tourdust

[salemruinseverything]

uuuughh i need better friends. only like 5 of the people i actually talk to are people i enjoy being around. all of the people i think are cool never talk to me fuck my liiiiiiiiiiiife

#this post goez out 2 rowan & everest who are the only 2 of those 5 who will see this i <3 u guys 🙏 #also to all the cool mutuals i never talk to but who make my life better anyways pls help me increase that number /hj #salem's random thoughts #also fuuuuck i logged on to desktop tumblr 4 the first time in ages & my unfucker stopped working please help #i don't wanna endure the twitterification any longer i h8 it!!!!!!!!!!!!! it looks cramped!!!!!!!!!!! give the posts room to breathe!!!!!!1

[overtake]

admitting ur a larrie and saying it brought you to your current ship is such a brave personal choice. this comment should be an official diagnosis in the dsm-5.

#ive had this in my drafts for ages but ppl are being weird so im here to be a hater sorry #and this just feels timely with people being attacked for telling people to get reading comprehension #like if ur ever comparing ur ship to larry then plz do some personal reflection #larries are fucking batshit off the wall out of this world unhinged #ships are supposed to be lighthearted and fun and something that makes you happy #i have plenty of fun w max and daniel content #but i cannot keep reading the unhinged levels some people are reaching w l*stappen #it’s transitioning from ‘i like the content and their interactions and ao3!’ #into ‘i am inventing evidence and connecting dots and genuinely believe these two men are fucking’ like i fear its not fun and games anymore #this is nothing against l*stappenies themselves at all. keep on keeping on #this is all about the weird ones #theres weirdos in any ship but the number of them keeps increasing w this particular one so i just wanted to say. plz do not be larries. #(sorry for the asterisks like l*stappen is a slur i just dont want it to show up in the tag lol)

[toxifoxx]

okay. henry breaking it off with william because they Just Cant Be Together Like This(bla bla bla 60's/70's homophobia) and he's a Good Christian Man. immediately going to marry a woman to make up for his 'sins'. william getting a wife because he sees henry doing it and feels like its something he has to do. dating around, escalating to sleeping around trying to fill the void, hoping someone will click but nobody makes him feel the way henry does at all. even clara, who came the closest out of anyone else, was still more out of obligation than true love cause of an accidental pregnancy. as much as william loves his kids - michael was a mistake and he really wasn't ready to have a kid yet, locking him to a path he wasn't sure he wanted to walk. he's a shitty parent because he was never actually prepared and at that point the diner is taking up a lot of his time so he just kinda escapes to the diner and buries himself in his work most of the time. once michael's siblings are born, he tends to give better treatment to them(better experience + he actually wanted them), even though he loves them all there is definitely favoritism and a hint of resentment. despite knowing that michael didnt do anything wrong. of course he feels a lot more justified in that resentment after evan(CC)'s death

#SINCE the accidental pregnancy in college storyline simply wouldn't work after i increased william's age #(michael would be wayyy too old by 83 - like in his 20's) #this is the adjustment that i have come up with #casually avoiding mentioning william was the one who got pregnant because i know the 'marriage to save face' trope barely makes sense in #this particular context But that is what happened and you will pretend it makes sense. Please #also yes henry is christian not mormon im not touching mormonism with a ten foot pole thank you #hey this is actually like. my first un-prompted lore post. yayyyy! written at 3am btw #toxi fnaf lore #toxi.txt

[roseworth]

bonus points if you tell me what you think the average tumblr age is

#just curious bc a lot of ppl talk about the increasing age of the average user #and i want to know if it means the same thing to everyone #i personally think i’m a little younger than the average user but my only reference is the people i follow #so who knows!

[theshadowrealmitself]

When someone’s headcanon directly contradicts canon, not in a “canon sucks” way, but in a “they don’t know” way and I’m trying so hard not to be a buzzkill

#someone reblogged one of my posts with tags along the lines of #‘pretty sure pon farr would get easier with age as their libido decreases’ #it does not decrease with age #Vulcans’ libido INcreases with age #gets worse as they get older #sorry #no fandom #as in no fandom was mentioned in the body of the post #I couldn’t find the reaction pic I wanted to use so…here’s this

[aparticularbandit]

One of Mikan's character notes is that she hates clothes that are too big and thus consistently buys things that are actually too small so that she doesn't have to deal with them being potentially too big.

But Mikan. Bestie.

Your beloved is the Ultimate Fashionista.

Junko's just over here making Mikan clothes that fit because Mikan has probably never had anything that fit right once in her entire life. Mikan, this is what clothes that fit feel like. Isn't that nice. Don't you want more of those.

Followed immediately by Mikan bought her own Ultimate Despair nurse's outfit that is absolutely too small.

#musings #junkan #danganronpa #dr2 #mikan tsumiki #junko enoshima #'wait wouldn't it be more despair-inducing for mikan to know junko could tailor her clothes and just didn't' #no because mikan will wear what junko likes because junko likes it #'wait wouldn't it be more despair-inducing for junko to constantly make mikan's clothes too big' #by nature of tailoring you actually want to buy clothes that fit your biggest spot and then tailor the too big spots down #mikan's clothes would have already needed to be too big #what junko is doing by tailoring mikan's clothes is two-fold #it causes despair in a mikan who'd gotten used to her clothes problems because it could have been fixed ages ago #if someone just sat her down and talked it through with her #it's another layer of despair over her situation #BUT ALSO #it increases mikan's attachment to and love of junko for doing the thing no one else would #and not only doing that but going above and beyond by actually tailoring mikan's clothes for her #ryoko wants to give her gf clothes that fit; junko wants to point out how horrible the world is for not helping mikan earlier

[royculkins]

i am completely bewitched by their pathetic presence and sad eyes please god help me i need them so bad

#should i see a therapist? #roman roy #kieran culkin #succession hbo #succession #honestly all of the roy siblings fall under this category #jeremy strong #kendall roy #i promise i’m not forgetting connor but i’m 21 and the age gaps getting bigger and it’s becoming jarring #they look like kicked puppies and i would gladly love them #i could write poems about them #the urge to hug them and never let go is increasing strong