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cordiallyfuturedwight · 4 months

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💗 koobi cuties for @raplinenthusiasts (cr. 0613data)

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bubuslutty · 10 months

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omg its me the pec lover 🫣sorry yes 141😭 forgot to put who mwehehehhe

hey anon! thanks for this delicious ask!!

pairing: gn reader x (platonic? romantic? you decide) John Price, Simon Riley, Soap Mactavish, Kyle Garrick

warnings: none

price:

I know for a fact this man has a hairy chest. not TOO hairy. but hairy enough to be ticklish when you lay your cheek on it when he's shirtless.

and he has massive man boobs.

I said what I said.

reader would 100% randomly go up to him, asking for a hug or for comfort. and because price is price, he'll wrap an arm around them, to comfort them.

but what he doesn't expect is them just shoving their face between his pecs and groaning, the sound muffled by the material of his shirt.

and he's just standing there like 🧍‍♀️

and he smells nice, like cologne, soap, his own musk, tobacco sometimes when he's stressed and a hint of sweat.

when reader first ever did it, he almost died of embarrassment and confusion, but quickly got his shit together.

he couldn't even pull them away from him, he didn't really feel like it actually, because it looked like the reader was having a great time.

So now don't be surprised when u catch the captain laying somewhere, trying to take a nap with reader on him, face buried between his pecs, arms straight down their body, and sleeping as if it's the most comfortable position on earth.

ghost:

the first time reader buried their face in Ghost's pecs was in the excuse of a hug. it was easy, really, whining and just falling face first on him. and he didn't mind at first because in his head reader was gonna get up after like a couple of seconds. but they DIDN'T.

and Ghost was confused n lowkey suspicious, so he grabbed them by the back of their shirt, like a baby kitten, with one hand and ripped their face away from his chest.

"What do you think you're doing?"

"Nothing" 😇

Ghost simply placed them back on the ground and eyed them up and down, then left.

but reader was on a fucking mission, so anytime they had an opportunity to lay on ghost, they would, be it in the Heli, in hideouts, in the base, anywhere. until ghost has had enough.

"Bloody hell- what do you want?"

"Can I cuddle you on your chest, please? 😔🙏"

ghost just stared at them in complete silence. and when he didn't say anything for a whole minute straight, reader added, "I'll give you 10 quid."

"Keep your money." and he wrapped an arm around their neck and brought them straight to his chest, choking them for a minute.

and reader was in heaven, with their arms wrapped around as much as of him as possible.

"Thanks-"

"Shut up."

Johnny:

soap in my head is already very friendly and pretty physical with the people he cares abt. so it's not an unusual sight to see him hanging out with reader, on a couch, or on a bed, watching a movie on a laptop.

and he loves cuddling when the weather is cold enough, so they'd be tangled in each other, watching whatever movie is playing on the small screen while reader is drawing random patterns on his chest with their finger.

if reader is tired, they'll bury their face in his neck at first, trying to get comfortable and go to sleep. or they'll gradually slide down his body and end up with their face pressed against the swell of his pecs.

"They're soft. like pillows." reader would point out while wiggling around, trying to get comfortable.

"Yeah? they are?" Soap would laugh and puff out his chest, making the reader's head bounce a little and they'll laugh and then whine, "Stop it, I want to sleep."

soap would pat their head, "Use the bed, then."

"Nah, you're way better than a bed."

"Thanks?"

gaz:

when gaz noticed the small obsession reader has with his guy's pecs. he knew he was next.

So he was basically a bit nervous n hot around the collar when he found himself and his guys being squeezed into a car, bullets raining down on them.

and there wasn't enough seats in the thing, so reader had to sit on him, chest to back while shooting out of the window.

"You good?" They shouted above the utter chaos outside as Ghost tried to drive them to safety, with soap screaming at how he should've been the one driving instead.

"Yeah!" Gaz shouted back.

and when they were far enough that gunshots sounded so far away, reader took off their helmet and leaned back against Gaz with a deep sigh.

"You're comfy." They said with their eyes closed.

"Am I?"

"Uhum."

Gaz didn't miss how they would rub the back of their head against his chest, or how they would turn their head to the side and try to bury their face between his pecs, even though it was practically impossible in the tiny space the car had.

but you better believe reader tried anyway.

and the whole time he was flustered, trying to act as normal as possible, squeezing their shoulder once while they sagged against him.

I hope you liked this anon! I tried my best 😋

tag list (pls ask to be added or removed): @obiwankenobis-lap @goapgrim @smalldemonlover @silviafantin15 @reveluving @bobastayhigh @originalsimp @h-leigh @gxldyjess @msdrpreist @chaoticevilbakugo @Lacunaanonymoused @whore4dilfs

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hyenasheep · 1 year

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Brainstorming random general Junkrat headcanons that i consider as an official canon at this point

I wrote this at 4 am cough

- mother issues, and not in the kinky way but like really bad espresso depresso mother issues. He's like a newborn duck who thinks that anything that comes near to him is his mother (also based of his voice lines i think he was an only child and probably lived only with his mom)

- he doesn't care about what he's wearing, dress, pants, skirts, like he's able to walk around in anything that isn't tight or scratchy

- he sees Roadhog as his father figure/older brother and they just kinda adopted each other without the paperwork (ALSO pls don't take this like I'm trying to shittalk on ppl who ship them, this is just my personal view on their relationship so pls don't yell at me or I'm gonna cry ;-;)

- you can't tell me that my boy doesn't have adhd and ptsd, like C'mon

- he's on aro/ace spectrum, he spend his entire life in wasteland so he's rather looking for family and friends than partner, at least not just a quick flirting etc.

- but I can also see him that something like a personal space doesn't exist for him (he's extremely hungry for any physical touch like someone hug him already holy hell) i feel like he doesn't really understand social interactions (kinnie moment) . Idk how to describe it but like imagine he would randomly walk to you and gave you flowers or smth, just trying to be friendly not realizing smn could interpret it differently

- but also he has no idea what flirting is, like u could hit on him for months and he would be for the entire time like :) 🧍‍♀️"love ya too mate" while patting your head

- he actually can draw pretty well, like the concepts he drew for his bombs etc? He has such a clean lineart holy shit

- hardcore/trash punk and kpop/classic 2000s pop, nothing else.

- literally the biggest fan boy (a little meow meow u can say), Lucio? listens to his music non-stop, Hammond? has his stuffed animals and signed peg leg, Junker Queen? gosh, if he doesn't have at least one lunch box with her, I'm throwing hands than

- the pokémon sodas edition, he would love them, cherishem them, worship them, like if he loves pachimari u can't tell me he wouldn't love strawberry yagult pink soda with Mew on the can

- he's losing his hearing so he uses hearing aids (that he made himself ofc), also him and roadhog know sign language and using it pretty oftenly, during missions, when Junkrat's having a panic attack etc.

- so like ppl say he's egoistic but i think there's a huge difference between his ego and Junker Queens ego, she's very confident and sure about her role/look/skill etc. While Junkrat is more self-ironic and tries to hide that he is actually pretty insecure about pretty much everything

- can speak fluently many languages which always throws everyone off , like he just randomly starts speaking Chinese fluently in a middle of meeting or something, and everyone arevlooking at him like 🧍‍♀️

- shitty phantom pains, he may know how to build his prosthetics from a literal garbage but has no idea when it comes to take care of himself so he just curles up into a ball and sobbs

- he and Roadhog give each other manicures at least once a month, that's the only thing he can actually take care of

- unhealthy addiction to coffee and sweets (someone should take away the coffee machine he has in the workshop) (his teeth are rotten at this point)

- his sleep is more broken than the queuing system (haha funny), usually sleeping like 3 hours per day, that's why the coffee addiction

- if u would show him any kind of love he would start stuttering while trying to come up with smth funny, blushing, sweating and sit on the ground and think about life for the next 30 mins cuz of how much he's not used to being praised

- also my man is a huge emotional wreck, he's getting new emotion every 5 seconds

- honestly i can't decide if the only thing he ever read was a recipe on frozen dumplings or if he's the biggest nerd u can imagine who's walking around with Franz Kafka or Sigmund Freud while sipping his boba tea

- he's missing an eye - I read the theory that he doesn't have an eye and that his fake eye is actually the real treasure with a code or smth, and omg, im obsessed, yes, my boy is like a cool mad max pirate, absolutely canon, at least it would connect him to some actual lore in the story, he's just wobbling around for last 6 years just give him something already;-;

- he likes comics, i just think he likes to inconspicuously steal a new issue of Batman whenever they're pulling a heist

- you know those French toasts that are basically just normal bread soaked in condensed milk? that's his ass

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chihirolovebot · 2 months

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Umm,,ive actually nevre posted or made a comment on anything so im not sure how this works exactly soo...🧍‍♀️

I KNOW THE ART IS BAD BUT UR FIC NEEDS TO BE MORE POPULAR!!!I H8 WHEN PEOPLE DONT READ FANFICS JUST CUZ THEIR X READER SOME OF MY FAVORITE FANFICS ARE X READER AND THIS IS ON THE TOP OF THE LIST!!IVE REREAD THIS MULTIPLE TIMES AND CANNOT GET OVER HOW AMAZING THE WRITER IS UR SOO TALENTED AND I AGRHGG

-p.s my phys is non binary even if they dont look like it,i was originally gonna make them a 5'8 male but i was like "what if they were a pathetic wet cat" now i have this,also sorry for the sudden cursive im just more used to it than print!!^_^

I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!I <3 U AND UR FIC MOTHER VENUS!!

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WAAHGHGHSGSGSG I ALMOST THOUGHT I DREAMED THIS HELLO . HELLO IM RECEPTIVE AND LOOKING. your phys is simply beautiful i am looking and staring. pathetic wet cat phys realness btw , i think 5'8 male phys would've been super cool ( especially bc there are less male phys' from what ive seen ) HOWEVER this design still goes so fucking hard. i really REALLY like the hints of purple in their design!!! is that a reference to ouma or did you just do it bc purple looks pretty ? :o either way valid .

also very much enjoying how kind of torn up and tormented they look . their expression is so sad :< patting them on the head . and the rips in their jumpsuit and bandages and messy hair ( love the ahoge btw !!!! ) i really like the random straps on their legs and arms kind of looking like theyre physically holding phys together .. idk . also heterochromia win!!! i was going to give my recent redesign heterochromia but i didnt want the design to look too busy . it looks absolutely fantastic on your one though!!!!

amami painting phys' nails before he died is such a sweet idea ogh my god i kind of wish i did that fr :( imagine the paint slowly chipping as the game goes on and phys sometimes noticing it, particularly after a pivotal moment .. you could do some real cool symbolism with that ( like , maybe use it as a vehicle for phys' guilt; when they feel guilty abt distancing themselves from their classmates, the nail polish chips more, bringing them 'further from amami' ) MAN idk that's a really really neat idea.

love the silly little textposts . im such a big sucker for those and i make my own in my spare time and they kinda clog up my camera roll lmfao . THE LAST ONE ABT WRITING A LIST though thats so phys-coded im shocked it actually exists!!! how did u find that omg . anyway if you couldnt tell im a huge huge fan of this . does your phys' name have a particular meaning behind it btw ? :o

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS IM STILL GIDDY ABT IT. your artstyle is so pretty and you are genuinely so talented and i am so happy to see your rendition of phys :') theyre absolutely lovely and you did them so well. i hope you're having a lovely day <3

#submission #🏚.sleep awake

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heeee-hoooo · 2 years

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SAGAU: 4 More Or Less Pt. 4

Warnings: swearing

aye liyue time

Characters: Zhongli, Xingqui, Hu Tao, Chongyun

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Zhongli

short answer: old man 🫵

as usual, he always has the best stories

like audible who??

don’t bring him to any stores tho

you will lose so much money

as for some wholesome prompts, he’d maybe go volunteer at a library after learning basic stuff

you wont see him for a while once u get him a library card

“jesus christ zhongli where tf have you been” “Apologies, dear. I was simply at the library.” “FOR 2 DAYS???”

imagine you walk in and find him reading to all the kiddos wAAA

best old man 👌 95/10 would roll again

-5 points due to high money consumption :’)

Xingqui

same as zhongli, but he’s got his own wallet thank you very much

will probably trick Chongyun with the Chinese finger trap

or that one trick where you make someone put their hands flat on the table, put a cup of water on each, and then leave

“Chongyun, you good?” “*softly shaking his hands and on the verge of sobbing* n o”

if it was a situation where it would take a while for them to get home, Xingqui would probs work at the library for a short while

he’d be absolutely amazed by all the stories that are accessible nowadays

on that note

AO3.

keep him away from it for his own sake.

Hu Tao

she can and will send someone a glitter bomb oh my gOD

keep her away from any prank related channels

otherwise, she’d be surprised at how a lot of ppl have her humor

“does it count as drinking alone if you’re pregnant?” “I mean, it will be if you keep drinking” “.. jesus christ”

meanwhile hu tao in the bg 🧍‍♀️

also mY GIRL WOULD THRIVE DURING HALLOWEEN

I’ve never seen any mentions of a halloween themed event it genshin, so lets assume they just dont celebrate it

bestie would be running around so much

looking at all the spooky stuff

she’s probably going to try bringing some halloween traditions into teyvat ngl

Chongyun

Oh my sweet baby boy

he would be the target of so many pranks

also ALL THE ICE POPS FOR HIM

if you play horror games with ghosts in them, he’d sit next to you and watch lol

maybe take some notes on different ghosts? just because

you all take turns making sure he doesn’t overwork himself

“Ah, my grace! How may I-” “Chongyun it’s 2:17 am.” “lets just tie him onto the bed actually 🧍” “I second that”

pat pat

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#sagau: 4mol #sagau #genshin impact #hirocanwrite #genshin zhongli #genshin xingqiu #genshin hu tao #genshin chongyun #sorry for dying school happened :’)

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neverchecking · 10 months

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Loving Sage hours? Loving Sage hours

Ok but u remember my girl Ava in the comic? (Part 3 is on the way and y'all better buckle up for it 🧍‍♀️) I can't help but imagine my little playful affectionate sweetie just cupping his face and staring at him. She'd occasionally massage his cheekbones and pat the baby cheeks, etc. just touching his face all with an eye that seems to scrutinize and Sage is like: What r u doing??

Ava: U know... For a face that always scowls and bares their teeth at literally anything that breathes... *Chuckles, tapping his nose with a boop* you're as cute as a mushroom! Hahaha!

Sage: /////////)?!???

Ava: My Sweet Shroomie :DD

(yes, new nickname acquired. Sage is gonna have so many mushroom nicknames from my sweet girl HAGCAHAHAHAGS)

LOVING SAGE HOURS ARE A GO I REPEAT LOVING SAGE HOURS ARE A GO-

Of course I remember the loml- I mean Ava. I AM BUCKLED AND READY-

Sage is prolly like- breaking. Which is so funny, like man cannot compute.

Which is a complete one eighty because Aaliyah is using her thumbs to pull up his own lips to show his canines and he just lets it. I imagine its kinda like-

Aaliyah: Bloop-bloop-bloop-bloop-

Purah: Aaliyah, what are you doing?! That's a dangerous animal?!

Aaliyah, fucking around with Sage's face: He's not dangerous, we're blooping- bloop, bloop, bloop-

I can't explain it, but Sage with an S/O that just- isn't scared of him? >>>>>>>

Nothing better. especially because he treats them like an absolute goddess because of it.

#cinder rambles

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luvring · 2 years

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PSA . Hello. ripping the bandaid off: I'll be stopping writing for LL for the foreseeable future after my event reqs are done

gently putting ointment on the wound and awkwardly patting it: u guys r awesome. LL deserves much better than what happened. but i'm not into it the way i was in december/january and it's been Evidently More Difficult for me to write, so for the sake of All Of Us i'll be moving on (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠) and i'd love to promise a comeback if the story gets updated but i can't ,, really promise that rn so . um😍🫣🧍‍♀️

and pls don't feel bad if you want to unfollow or softblock or anything!!! not all of you like my silly anime babygirls and that is valid. more akaashi for me /lh but genuinely I Get It. thank u again for all ur support and being huge to the beginning of my blog!! stay strong everybody MUAH!

#fictif #last legacy #there are still people creating content for it!#and u r all awesome 4 that fr #so pls make sure to support them bc i think LL deserves a good welcome back when it happens #i might rb LL posts when i see them #so. um. awkwardly laughs. thumbs up. awesome #important

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sluggmuffin · 6 months

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i’m typing this on school wifi 😔

anyway i have a science test in a little over an hour and i’m saur nervous for it it’s crazy 😕 anyway it got me thinking!! fulton woukd he really good at calming ppl down!! (either rlly good or he’s terribke at it)

HES BOTJ. There's times where he's a literal god at making people calm down and there's times where he's standing there like 🧍‍♀️ trying to pat ur back and tell u everything's okay.

#fulton reed #marlee 🦖#slugs replies!

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judeswhore · 2 years

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st fans on twt crying bc joseph patted finn on the bum when he walked past🧍‍♀️sexualising normal interactions makes u the issue bff idk what to say

#chronically online.#get a fkn grip #should watch a football match #bum slapping all over the shop

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happybird16 · 2 years

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3 things i learned about you since following you (i appologize for assuming and getting things wrong in advance luv u btw)

1 you are actually very sensitive and self critical

2 you have fair hair and are a shorty hehe

3 the fluff you write is even better than the smut (pls consider writing a modern au serie 🥺)

Bonus : you are currently in a Boba tea phase, love sharing thoughts and knowledge with the world, and you hate capitalism

Sorry again, no hate to u I love aquarians <3

Bisous 👄

Hi! Don’t apologize! This is all so sweet and gives me little butterflies! I’m sorry it took a bit for me to answer! I always feel bad when I get asks while I’m asleep!

1) This is painfully correct 😖 I’ve been actively learning how to relax and not stress so much, especially inwardly, but it’s very difficult. I constantly stress about whether the stuff I write is even interesting at all, much less all the spelling and grammar issues.

2) I didn’t notice something obvious at work yesterday and murmured “I’m blind,” to myself. A coworker overheard and immediately patted me on the top of my head with a, “You’re blond? Who would have guessed?” 🧍‍♀️

3) I’ve just been in such a fluffy mood lately! Plus, for whatever reason, soft works have been doing better than smut lately! Idk, it’s just where my brain has been stuck for the past month or so, it’s made working on my countless smutty wips a pain.

I only have one real idea for a modern series and it’s the horror one I’m working on. Maybe a couple other half ideas, but honestly I’m terrified of writing something long. I feel like the whole thing has to have overarching plots and symbolism and it’s stressing me out.

Also the boba shop has a hot matcha latte that I desperately want to try even though it’s still way too warm here. And yes I hate capitalism (I just want to be a house cat and sleep all day)

Love to you nonnie! 🥰💕 I hope you have a great day and keep hydrated!

Go Anon and send me three things you’ve learned about me since following

#anons #ask games #this ended up a long response lol

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todayisawthewhxlewxrld · 3 months

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no im not okay 😭 but then again when am i ever?

i kinda sorta maybe developed a crush on the guy my friend likes 🧍‍♀️I KNOW ITS NOT MY FAULT BUT I FEEL LIKE A SHIT FRIEND 😭 i feel so selfish like whenever i think about it i just start thinking about how hes closer to me and how he treats me differently than he treats her and it makes me want to die on the spot.

i have been talking to it about C though and honestly without him i probably would’ve just jumped out the nearest window because i am not sane enough for this 💀 hes been so understanding and i’ve lowk just been fighting the urge to hug him and cry (is that random?) ITS FUNNY THOUGH CAUSE HALF THE TIME HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO COMFORT ME SO HE JUST AWKWARDLY PATS MY HEAD LIKE IM A DOG OR SOMETHING 😭😭

ANYWAY HRU??? good im hopping?? omg whats your favorite season? also can we start a petition to make Y/N a little less annoying 🥰 they lowk make me want to eat glass take 5 shots of bleach go blind get hit by a 10 ton truck then jump out a window of a 785 story building 🥰 (IM JOKING I SWEAR)

ANYWAY BYEBYE AND ILYSM 💗💗

-bambi

THANK GOODNESS FOR C !!!! i’m glad at least he had been preventing u from jumping out a window 😭😭😭 and no i don’t think that’s random… i think it’s sweet probably idk i mean he’s helping u in a way so it’s just like… appreciation yk… HES SO REAL IDK HOW TO COMFORT PEOPLE EITHER I ALSO JUST AWKWARDLY PAT THEM LMFOAOAOA

yes i’m good!! and hmmm probably winter or fall !!! what’s urs :0 AND HELPEMEM LMFAOOO THEY GET LESS ANNOYING EVENTUALLY?…. or just. like not in the same way that they r now 😊😊😊😊 (take that as u will)

BYEEE ILYTTTT

#axel answers ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★#axel answers// bambi🦌

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manjiroscum · 2 years

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i wanna punch this dude so hard i wish that brick took him out forever (pic is a creepy pixel man)

JUST LOOK AT HIM 😭 he might not be real but the fear is 😐 especially knowing there are people like him existing in real life

#pat.💭#if u wanna watch a playthrough or play the game #just gotta warn u there is no happy end 🧍‍♀️

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bowandcurtsey · 3 years

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OMG OK this is a rlly weird request but I find it so funny. So for BC boys when thier Peeing n s/o walks in on them n is jus like🧍‍♀️ “can I hold it”? I’ve seen this in a couple shows n jus found it funny . If u do this could u include Zara and Julius ? thank u ☺️

Hello there Anony! Do you mean my kryptonite Zora or Zara here huhuhu

I can’t do Zara because I don’t think I’ll grasps his character well but I’ll do Zora (≧∇≦)/

Nozel Silva

“can I hold it darling?” you said with a cheeky smile as your s/o Nozel started unzipping his pants

The Silver Eagle’s captain gave you the most disgusted face. “are you still drunk from last night y/n?”

You gave him a pout. “Just wondering what it feels like~” you cooed, “yours seems like a handful~”

“Here, try.” he said suddenly, holding your hands to his long dick, slightly blushing a little.

William Vangeance

“why do you want to do that dear?” he questions, but lets you do it anyway, “did someone tell you something or did you read something from somewhere again?” he chuckles.

“just wondering what it feels like...” you replied him, aiming properly into the toilet.

“So, how was the experience?” he laughs at how cute you were and pats your head.

“Not that difficult! I wonder why some man pee all over the place!” you casually remarked , washing your hands.

The captain simply shakes his head and smiles. He was right; something did trigger you.

Yami Sukehiro

“huh?” he snorts at you, “are you finding an excuse to touch lil Yami, baby? You can do that anytime ya know?” he laughs

“noooo baby, I just wanted to know how it feels!” you pouted

“whatever you want babe,” he relents, still laughing, “mine’s huge ya know? think you can handle him?”

He laughs even harder at how serious you looked trying to aim properly.

Between his laughing fits: “don’t forget to shake a little when it ends”

Fuegoleon Vermillion

Chokes on his saliva causing his pee to mis aim a little.

“Just wanted to try how it feels, Fue!” you retorted to his response.

“erm.. okay.. if you put it that way” The crimson lion captain made space for you.

“hold it and aim at a certain angle so it doesn’t splash back that much,” he started to teach you. “Then wriggle it a little at the end.”

“ohhhh.” you marvelled, following his orders, “that’s why you guys pee so quickly!” you exclaimed, all bright eyed.

He let out a hearty laugh at how amused you were.

Julius Novachrono

“Sure honey,” he simply shrugs and let you hold his dick, “what made you want to try?”

“Just saw it in some shows and found it funny!” you giggled.

The wizard king shakes his head and smiles. “watch out honey, you’re going out of aim. And don’t aim it directly into the water, you’ll cause it to splash!”

He had to control time and his pee so that you wouldn’t make a mess.

“Alright honey, that’s enough experiment for the day,” Julius held your hand over his dick to regain control.

Zora Ideale

“What’s this?” He cooed, “can’t get enough of my dick from last night?”

“just wanted to know how it feels!” you slapped his biceps playfully

“just imagine watering a garden with a hose y/n” he shrugs, “it’s the same.”

You pouted your face and furrowed your eyebrows at him.

He pulls his zip up and moves his face closer to yours, “You can try holding it later in bed~”

He eventually let you try it the second time you asked.

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yrenesposts · 3 years

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Obey me! brothers with a cat-like MC

How the brothers would deal with a MC that looks like a cat and that's unbothered, careless, has an unhealthy sleep schedule, likes/doesn't like? affection and that will attack you if you bother them (and that hisses and meows lol)

Lucifer

Likes how small and cute you are next to him

"MC! It's 4 am! Shouldn't you be sleeping?!" "No, now leave me alone" *Angry MC hiss intensifies*

Finds it weird when u hiss

Tries to keep Cerberus away from you

"I'LL LITERALLY KILL YOU IF YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD!!" "one. more. word."

One night you and Luci were cuddling and you just moved away from him and went to a seat far from him.

Poor boy was confused, did he do anything wrong? What bothered you? "What's wrong?" "Enough affection.''

Mammon

Poor Mammon

"Oi, human! Who do you think you are to talk like that to THE Mammon?!" "I'm a catgirl, bitch, I have priorities 🙄💅"

Doesn't understand why sometimes you hate him and other times he's the love of your life

Once he was being too clingy and u just..... *Hiss*

Likes your eyes and thinks they're really pretty

"MC ya gotta help me! Lucifer took my precious Goldie away!!" "No❤️"

Leviathan

Absolutely adores you

Tried convincing you to wear cat ears and a tail, somehow that worked out

Lets you hang out in his room since you're quiet most of the time

Showed you all his TSL and Ruri-Chan merch, including his hidden stash of Ruri-Chan merch

You showed him all sorts of human world animes in exchange, including Boku no Pico just that you can see him suffer

Hurt by your carelessness but doesn't say anything

Satan

If Levi adores you this man worships you

You use his weakness for cats to get what you want (like the bad bitch that you are)

He made you become part of the Lucifer hate squad

When Levi made u wear those ears and that tail Satan was the 1st brother (besides Levi, obviously) who saw them (and liked them)

You read cat related books with him

"Alright, MC, let's start off with something easy" *pulls out a book of the three little kittens*... And you're just like 🧍

Calls you kitten

Asmodeus

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IMAGINE WHAT HE SAID WHEN HE SAW YOU IN CAT EARS ONFXHEHDJW

Gave you hella cat/feline related fashion ideas

Considers your face really unique and adorable

Hates the fact that your sleep schedule is so messy

"MC, darling, why dont you have sleep schedule like mine? Otherwise your skin will be very unhealthy" "no shit Sherlock"

You talk shit abt everyone together (occasionally solomon joins)

Beelzebub

Finds you at random hours at night in the kitchen eating

"MC, is that my custard?" "...meow?"

Got used to sharing food with you

Since he associates you with an animal he thinks more often of eating you fhhcdbfjjdjfhjjfjf🤡🤡

Wouldn't really treat a 'normal' MC any different from a cat MC so yea...

Belphegor

Treats you like a literal animal🧍‍♀️

Like, he pats your head and everything

He even does the "pspspspspspspsps" thing😭

One night u got tired of it and you were standing there, in the darkest corner of his room, planning your attack

Your eyes were kinda glowing in the dark so he kinda got waken up by that

"Wha- wh- MC?" "*Hiss*" "Get out of my room, dumbass" "*hiss intensifies*"

#obey me shall we date #mammon obey me #obey me #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me! leviathan #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #lucifer obey me

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g0ttal0ve101 · 2 years

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Ocs as Wattpad comments 🤩🤩

Mia: *looks at the camera* This hoe.

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Thomas: I’m gonna burn your house down again.

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Riley: It’d be such a shame if I dropped this axe on your d-

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Kai: BITCH I WILL TAKE YOUR ORGANS AND SELL THEM ON EBAY DON’T TEST ME HOE

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Evelyn: So, this is the day you lose your life.

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Violet: Ahem. GET YOUR CRUSTY ASHY SELF AWAY FROM MY GIRL YOU LIL SHIT-

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Lulu: Lemme pull what my mom did real quick 👊

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Riley: Bitch keep blushin’ before you end up in MY basement. 😐-😩

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Thomas: I guess………..Alhoe come pick me up 🦽

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Mia: Girl start running. 🧍‍♀️

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Boy: .

Kai: WOW BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL CHEFS KISS!!

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Riley: Did she just make a whole ocean crying? 🤨

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Mia: Oops killed my family time to faint 😍

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Kai: Clearly gay.

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Violet: Who the h e l l puts soy in their coffee-

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Riley: Let’s stay with him forever.

Inner Riley: Let’s kill him.

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Michelle: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT AXE??

Lulu:

Lie.) Cleaning out the shed

Truth.) Planning your death

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Riley: Bitch I can do 17 laps and that’s it

Riley: unless a serial killer was chasing me

Riley: Then I’d do no laps

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Sam: D-Don’t mind them, they’re locked in my basement eating ranch.

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Mia: Are you dumb?

Mia: Or just dumb.

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Evelyn, watching her parents be poisoned: Choke on the wine, bitch. Oh, that was too harsh. Choke on the wine! 🤩

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Thomas: I’m gonna act like this isn’t illegal and go on with my day.

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Riley: I wanna kashoot myself.

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Kai: Poor boy…he’s eating a soggy banana…😔…

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Thomas: I put the fun in dysfunctional.

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Sam: U-Uwah…

Riley: What a nerd. (And I mean that in the most affectionate way.)

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Kai: Your face makes me cry tears of b l o o d .

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Riley: Okay, okay, okay, hear me out. Kai rips out some dude’s vital organs.

Mia: Okay…

Riley: Puts it on a platter,

Mia: Alright…

Riley: And gives it to Lucian.

Mia: Girl I-😭-BON APPETITE IG

Riley: I should be a wedding planner tbh

Thomas: what the fuck is wrong with you 😭

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Lulu: PSPSPSPSP SIR CAN I GIVE YOU HEAD PATS??

Kai: Of course! Be warned, I might bite you! :3

Lulu: That makes it better.

Kai: W-Wh-w h a t -

#friend’s oc: violet jones #friend’s oc: kai miller #friend’s oc: mia jacobs #friend’s oc: riley morgan #oc: lucian williams #oc: sam vega #oc: thomas hall #oc: evelyn anderson

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ranitani · 2 years

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Hi bby kyū 💕 how are u? 💖 Hope ur doing okay 😚

saw uve been trying to pull for diluc, u can have my c1 of him 🧍‍♀️ he's been blocking my mona or qiqi from coming home in the standard banner 😭

Love u bby, always take care ok? 💖

HELLO MY LOVELY PAT <33 im doing a lot better nowadays!! i hope you're doing well and taking good care of yourself <33 i've missed you sooo much !!

YESOMFGHJKAFDS mihoyo sh*dow b*nned me from getting diluc i swear !! i've been trying since i started playing and legit, every time my pity is built up i get a different standard five star fjksdhafjdksajf i'll trade you my c1 qiqi for diluc pffttt <333

#pat i've #MISSED YOU #SO MUCH #ily byy <3 #if mihoyo could let us trade characters i would cry #to: manjiroscum #kyūtuals #kyū ask

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