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#it always feels like a trap when i see a character slightly movin like an entp
gimyung · 11 months
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when they're a chaotic neutral equipped w a god complex and a mouth running 1000kmph to spout the cockiest and most eccentric shit known to man >>
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entp: the real menaces
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bakugous-bbygirl · 4 years
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Okay I liked your how BAKUSQUAD would react to singing ddlg okay but how would they react to singing PJ or 3 musketeers all by ppcocaine maybe including hawks and Dabi
~How Bakusquad reacts to you singing 3 Musketeers + Dabi and Hawks~
Ooooo I like this. Also thank you for the ask! I chose 3 musketeers because it had a little more wiggle room with all 7 of them. Although PJ is a equally good song I would be willing to this for PJ but maybe with less characters for my sanity
A bit of background to make this easy: this song has hella bi vibes so if your not into that it’s not a big deal it might just be mentioned once or twice depending on the lyrics
Also slightly 18+ again. Her songs get dirty. Swearing and mentions of weed smoking
Mina
(Sp—, Sp—, Spain, what you doing?)
Hey Daddy Kaine! (Listen up)
I got bitches (You got bitches?)
Haha, ayy, ayy
Tell lil' shorty come here (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)
Trap bunnie bubbles!
Again Mina is the queen of knowing ppcoacaine.
All you had to say is you have bitches and it’s over with
She pops her head from the kitchen asking if you got bitches
She knows your not serious because your relationship is like, the best.
But it’s still fun to sing
Totally killed the rest of the song together she’s the best hype woman for you
Hawks
Bitch, I still get texts from my ex
You thinkin' that she yours but she movin' to the next (The next)
No bitch can compare, they all think I'm the best (Fuckin' right)
Real witch bitch, put yo' ass in a hex (Voodoo)
Bitch, I got big stack, big flex (Big flex)
Baby call my phone, tryna blow her tax check
Call me a nympho 'cause I like good sex (Oh)
But don't be mad when you going through my texts
Fair to say he was slightly caught off guard on how confidently your saying this stuff right next to your boyfriend
At first he thought you seriously got textes from your ex with made the poor bird a little insecure
Once you explain it’s just the lyrics and that you blocked your ex before you guys started dating he’s okay
Handles it pretty calmly and just wants to know the song
You even did little dancing motions like you are really feeling yourself to this song. Damn it’s kinda hot
He doesn’t listen to it as hard as you clearly do but enough to know when it’s gonna happen again
Like a 7/10 hype man and does the background work for you to keep your energy up
Still slightly worried about the ex and sometimes goes through your texts just to make sure
Kirishima
Ayy, ayy, tell lil' shorty come here (Come here)
I'm tryna blow her back out, walking funny for the year (Wobble, wobble)
Tell me that you want me, that's the shit I always hear
I got three bitches on me like the three musketeers
Ayy, ayy (Musketeers), tell lil' shorty come here (Come here)
I'm tryna blow her back out, walking funny for the year (Wobble, wobble)
Tell me that you want me, that's the shit I always hear (Always hear it)
I got three bitches on me like the three musketeers
Loves the fact your so confident
I mean yeah the song is a little vulgar for you being such a bottom for him
Really curious how you look topping a girl
Wouldn’t mention it but just know he’s thinking it
Would ask how you came across the song in the first place since it’s not what he assumed you listened to while working out with him
You explain your hype playlist is a journey for another day
Overall though: much calm 9/10 because of the one impure thought but again you don’t know that
However next time you are away he’s so thinking about it while getting himself off
You probably look really hot going down on another girl
...okay now he’s questioning if you’d be okay with a threesome. It’s not cheating if everyone is cool right?
Right?
Dabi
Bitch, shake that ass or kick rocks (Kick rocks)
Fuck a situationship, I'm tryna see that box
Saw her on her Tinder, said she like long walks (Oh the beach)
Runnin' with my phone but bitch who got these locks?
Dumb ho, who bought this motherfuckin' phone?
Yeah, shorty love it 'cause I'm making her moan
Try to find another bitch, get hit in the dome
Yeah, I know I am a queen 'cause I'm sitting on the throne
Man he was smirking his cocky ass off.
You flipping your hair (wether it be long or short I flip my short hair all the time.)
Grinding all in his lap durning the sexual parts
Tapping his temple half way joking and half way threatening him for real about him finding another girl
Also referring to yourself as queen and his crotch as your throne
He just holds your hips and makes you grind again whispering dirty shit in your ear
Oh he took it the most seriously because he knows you’ve had past relationships
This one is just the best.
For sure ended with you “sitting on your throne” you know, just while moving your hips and bouncing
And the next time you go into your playlist you happen to notice that almost all of your songs are gone minus all the ppcocaine songs you have
Cheeky burnt man but two can play at that game
Sero
Hey, gang, NextYoungin
It's Daddy Kaine in this bitch (Ayy)
Pull up to the function and she tryna get lit
Shorty talkin' foreign, yeah, I'm thinking she a Brit
Never stay strapped 'cause my brothers with the shit
Keep talking money 'til they hit you with a lick (Baow)
All yo' shit fake but there's Gucci on my fit
She want bread for the head but no, I'm not a trick (Nah)
Okay you two were just smoking weed and you actually were on the verge of falling asleep
Until you heard this part about to play
You had sat up and starting getting all silly
You didn’t face him while doing it but he could tell you had your eyes closed since you were still a little sleepy
About half way though you had laid back down in his lap admiting you didn’t know the rest and giggling
You guys still finished smoking just he didn’t take it seriously at all since you were high and it was a song
Still wants to hear you do it while your sober just doesn’t take it seriously in the moment
He’s a good and trusting boyfriend and he knows you don’t mean anything behind it
Bakugou
Switchin' up the roles, charge a rack for the flick
Keeping dirty money but my hands still clean (Yup)
Bitch is high tech, yeah, I think she off the lean
Don't try to kiss me, ho, you need some Listerine
Drown in this money, all you see on me is green
I bought her a Perc' and I bought her a bean
Now she blowin' up my phone so I know that she a fiend
Got her in her feelings, tell her bestie that I'm mean
No, I never need no hoes, I just pass 'em to the team
He’s the king of passing hoes off to his team
Denki was always lonely so it worked for him
When it came to you he didn’t take you as someone who rapped at all or talked about passing hoes off
Just got all grumpy and held you from behind mumbling something about not passing him off
He knows good and well you couldn’t give him up your totally in love he just wants to make sure you know it’s not a choice
He asked why you even like the song if none of it applied to you for real and that earned him a nice bonk to the head
You don’t have to always relate if you just wanna vibe and rap
Mostly just curious how you got into such intense music he liked it deep down inside but no way he’s letting you know that.
Denki
Oh
You got bitches, Nya?
Hell yeah
How many?
Hmm.. three musketeers
Ha! (Da—, da—, damn, what you doing?)
Daddy Kaine and Cocaine
Yeah, Daddy Kaine and Cocaine, huh
He so learned from his mistake last time
Would you call it a mistake? He wouldn’t. But he still made sure to put his game down for you.
He was mostly listening to you the whole time to make sure you wouldn’t climb on top of him and demolish his high score
But since you stayed in your seat he relaxed a bit
He still put his arm around you after losing at his game and gave you a firm make out session making sure if you did have bitches he was the best
Wait no he’s not a bitch
But your not his he wouldn’t call you a bitch?
Let alone his bitch.
Poor baby worked his brain to hard and got totally distracted while kissing you
Zoned out until you bit his lip
He was fine afterwards just got a little Too caught up
Haha thank you guys for reading! Please send in requests anytime this was a lot of fun for me!
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