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perdvivly · 14 days
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Hikaru has a fantastic track record against Caruana but Caruana has a higher elo which indicates a better *objective* track record in some sense. The thing is I’m not sure how much I care about the mystical objective record. I care about a series of individual matches. And figuring out a better metric shouldn’t be that hard—figuring out a better metric that is computationally inexpensive on the other hand…
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findinghomes · 1 year
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About to expose my partner to the beauty of squid craft and whatever just happened within these past couple hours🫠
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hinakyuu · 2 years
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the boys need to calm down and play their game. t*mpa is getting frustrated, but let them be angry. don’t let them drag us into stupid ass penalties for petty fighting. pucks in net, not players in box 😩
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jaydesleeps · 23 days
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I think we should all be a little more scared of woodchucks learning to throw
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syltaxerror · 3 months
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“You kin the bug from Kafka’s metamorphosis??????”
-people when they inevitably find out
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steveyockey · 9 months
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my attitude about walking home alone late at night is that I love it and if you try to tell me it’s dangerous you are pre victim blaming me
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thepinklink · 1 year
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Since getting Tumblr, I have one (1) major goal:
Play spot the vegan
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slutifer · 5 days
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Solomon: mc isn’t feeling well, so how ‘bout i take over their cooking duty tonight?
Lucifer: is that a fuckin’ threat
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amylauren13 · 1 year
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my goal in life is to exist in a space without annoying people.
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dearestdaffodils · 2 years
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If a boy wants to talk to me about my favorite books, I will immediately fall in love
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little-pondhead · 5 months
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Unknown to the time-traveling Dan, Danny and Dani Phantom, Bruce Wayne is actually their great-great grandson.
They just don’t know which Phantom line he belongs to, because none of them have actually gone back in time yet to an era that would match up with the Wayne family tree.
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imogenkol · 2 years
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Ok my first reaction was I didn’t like how the dragons disobeyed their riders like that, but after thinking about it I think it’s kinda brilliant when it comes to the behaviors of dragons.
First, both Arrax and Luke were really young and had absolutely zero combat experience. As soon as they saw Vhagar, it’s very obvious they simultaneously became a lot more tense. Then after Luke had his encounter with Aemond and left you can see Arrax looking in the direction of where Vhagar was in clear distress and Luke does the same thing before mounting. Luke realized their anxiety was high and he did his best to calm Arrax down before taking flight, but that all went out the window as soon as Vhagar gave chase. Now you have a child and a very young and small dragon that are bonded together in a very scary situation: being chased down by a behemoth in the middle of a raging storm (poor Arrax was flapping his wings as hard as he could) I personally think Arrax went on the offense to try and protect both himself and Luke, if only to give them a chance to escape. Both of them did the best they could.
Then you have Vhagar, an extremely old, massive, experienced dragon that is bonded to an inexperienced rider who is feeling a lot of unhinged rage and resentment. They were flying in attack maneuvers ffs I doubt she thought it was a game. And then this little dragon has the audacity to breathe fire in her face. Of course she’s not going to deal with that shit, as utterly tragic as her response is.
At the end of the day, dragons are not mindless war machines that will obey every command. They’re very powerful animals. No matter how trained or bonded with their owners they are, very powerful animals can and will do what they want.
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lilchocolate · 2 years
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I know I found the real woman in my life when she plays Sunday Candy for me.
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lazylittledragon · 5 months
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every alt person at some point decides to attempt a haircut that makes them wonder if they’re willing to shave their head just in case
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whumpypepsigal · 1 year
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The Night Agent s01e04: “Glad you finally got some sleep.”
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mariegreen-2000 · 6 months
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Oh my god
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