#it's just very amusing to me

[wild-magic-oops]

I'm a big fan of (conventionally) attractive Durges bc Bhaal looks atrocious and from his own gore he made the perfect killing machine who is supposed to bring about the death of the world, and they turned out to be a hottie

Extra points if they have the biggest wettest eyes, yet look banger when doing the evil faces. Peak design in my book

#I love contradictions like these #I also made my Durge a healer cleric of a good-aligned god so you get the idea lmaooo #it's just very amusing to me #durge #the dark urge #bhaal #bg3 #my posts #this is all definitely based on my own durge haha #lucas #respect to those fans who like durge as an absolute monster #very fitting indeed

[weevmo]

Dog Instincts are Ruff man -

#welcome home #eddie dear #barnaby b beagle #hahahah #I wanted to draw this since forever #I do not think I did it very well BUT #I have not been able to draw much lately I will take what I can get!! #Barnaby just shaking his neighbors around amuses me so much

[thefandomenchantress]

So I watched Hazbin Hotel, (or at least the episodes out so far). And I wasn’t that attached to Vox in the pilot because he was only there for two seconds but he’s now my favorite. I can’t help it he’s so pathetic.

Also I love whenever the animators have him make this face:

Why does he look like a cat??? I noticed the soundwave on his hat looks kinda like cat ears and now I can’t unsee it. How am I supposed to take him seriously when he wears that hat and is constantly making a :3 face? /lh

#i liked Sir Pentious too he’s very amusing #Cherri and Velvette having Australian and British accents respectively is my favorite thing ever #the pacing is a little too fast for me I wish they would’ve gotten more episodes to flesh stuff out but oh well #most of the songs are really good and the ‘worst’ one is just kinda mid so no complaints on that front #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox

[realbeefman]

robert chase one of the characters of all time. hes blonde. he went to seminary school. he purposefully murdered a patient. he’s a vapid slut. allergic to strawberries. was caption of his college bowling team. desperately needs to be on antidepressants. he’s divorced. his ex-wife was/is in love with his dadboss. it’s heavily implied that this is part of why he married her to begin with. he’s been fired multiple times but he keeps coming back like a fucked-up obedient boomerang. he’s the best surgeon in the hospital. all this while having the personality of a sopping wet cardboard box of corn flakes that somebody poured milk into and let mildew.

#the concept for chase was #‘what if house had like. a surrogate son. and he kind of wanted to fuck him and also hes like catholic’ #‘ohhh and he can be australian!’ #‘why would he be australian?’ #‘just cuz’ #house md #robert chase #beautiful loser very virgin mary coded man #i do like chase but i find it amusing that i also find him boring #bc objectively theres no reason he should be? #hes a great character i love his story arcs i love how sarcastic he is i love how hes doomed to repeat houses fate #but compared to say. foreman? there is NOTHING #im very sure ill manage to gaslight myself into loving him later #dr robert chase #i didnt actually fact check the bowling thing. dont quote me its late

[thermodynamic-comedian]

imagine ianthe's suffering rn. its so funny to me. girl all u wanted was power and i respect that but turns out that the side effect of power isnt the moral implications or whatever, its dealing with god's personal drama.

#ianthe/john dynamic is so fascinating and amusing to me. #theyre equally awful in such different ways #post-htn especially. #ianthe's so much for the grind for the power of it all yknow. theres only one person she cares about really. #and she has to deal with the most powerful guy ever being just a very sad very lonely wet kitty of a person. #i imagine at some point the (toxic codependant) instincts kick in and she starts like. genuinely caring for him #in the way she cares for people. which is by endlessly tormenting them #and he starts caring for her the way he cares for people which i can only assume is by constantly asking her if she hates him #theyre both the worst. they can be the worst together. #the locked tomb #tlt #ianthe tridentarius #ianthe the first #saint of awe #htn #htn spoilers #harrow the ninth #john gaius

[hazel2468]

At this point, “OP is a Zionist” means “OP is a Jew who has spoken about the rampant and violent antisemitism in leftists spaces and it makes me feel icky that a kike dares to express their opinion because I’m a racist bigot, so I’ll call them a Zio and that means I can get away with being outright racist about Jews because it’s acceptable to hate ‘Zionists’- and if any other Jews call me out, I’ll just say they’re Zionists, too!”

You absolute fucking ghouls couldn’t be more transparent if you tried. You’re not allies. You’re not good people. You do not care about human rights. Your “activism” is the smokescreen you put up to hide the fact that you get off on hating Jews. Your “activism” is about nothing more than making you feel good and getting your little brownie points from other antisemites online.

We see you. We know the deal. At least the fucking Nazis had the guts to say outright that they want every Jew dead. You’re so cowardly that you have to couch it in social justice language and beat around the bush.

#antisemitism #leftist antisemitism #in case it wasn’t clear #no you do not have to hand it to the fucking Nazis #its just amusing #and by amusing i mean i hate it #that violent right wing antisemites and white supremacists and Nazis #seem more willing to be openly devoted to their hatred and wear it on their chest #whereas leftist antisemites fucking cower behind seven layers of social justice language #like either way Nazi or leftist they want me and mine dead #but everything since october seventh has REALLY proven to me #that leftist compassion and the very bedrock of the movement is 100% conditional #and it will fucking go down like a sandcastle in the waves the second there’s an excuse to hate Jews

[macksartblock]

putting off my angst wips to push an agenda lol

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #sparrow oak garcia #lark oak garcia #rebecca oak swallows garcia #normal oak swallows garcia #get it? swallow like the bird sparrow-weaver like the bird idk it's 5am and i think its fun #this is purely for a target one (me) #sparrow & rebecca feel very 'dated romantically in hs but woke up one day and just stared at each other in the kitchen like huh interesting #im on the aroace spectrum so this is just me claiming both of them bc they amuse me #also for flag context we got greyromantic demiromantic and greysexual (& bi but we all know that one lol) #my artwork

[decamarks]

SPIDDR

#my art #3D art #blender #This took me. a few days. VERY HAPPY WITH IT THOUGH! #Basically just playing around with forced perspective and compositing. Lots of fun... #No I dont understand the logistics of eight-legged DDR. It essentially doubles as a game of twister I think. #Sometimes you get an idea for something mildly amusing and then it ends up the single most complex render you've ever made. #If I had to explain the compositing process here I think i would puke. #Please vindicate me by opening this in a new tab and zooming in. Look at the scanlines. I think they're very pretty.

[jessaerys]

sun visits the moon at spk headquarters and gets so so so sleepy

#death note #my art #meronia #mihael keehl #nate river #mello dn #near dn #mellonear #trying out this new thing where i post quick art that is entirely for my own self-indulgent amusement here #this was an exercise in letting go of a piece as soon as possible and you can tell i failed because i couldn't stop retouching it #here and there. OLD HABITS DIE HARD but [with passion and confidence] expect a drop in quality/finishedness #kind of very into the colors here i like exaggerating their colors and saturations. their sun and moon codedness compels me #i also think people aren't as much into this ship because they assume they have very rigid [pardon my language] seme/uke roles and i'm like #[standing on soapbox] [crazy ex gf voice] the situation is actually a lot more nuanced than that #but these tags are long and i can't get into the push and pull power dynamics of it all. mello can heel is all i'm saying #ok that's all i have work to get back to drawing for work ( <- girl who just took a two hour break from drawing to draw) #brothercrush.txt

[americankimchi]

generation swap au again bc this au has me by the throat

starring obi wan as the unofficial council mascot who’s called in when Certain Individuals From That Migraine Inducing Lineage get a little too rowdy

#my art #star wars fanart #this au is SO entertaining to me #i was going to draw qui gon too but ran outta steam #just picture him standing out of frame looking Very Amused™ at the proceedings #ur laughing now qui gon but wait till u have the full effect of the babywan disapproving frown turned ur way #its lethal 😔 #star wars #mace windu #obi wan kenobi #ahsoka tano #anakin skywalker #generation swap au

[kaiserouo]

i spent way too much time on this

#i actually colored good titan wizard but i discovered that i am very very bad at doing whatever that is #welp #anyway titan wizard good looking me love #apparently good enough that i did the lineart again lol #also the concept of titan + wizard is just so amusing i have to do this #wizard (physics) #destiny 2 #destiny guardians #destiny titan #destiny hunter #destiny warlock #destiny 2 art #my art

[seekingjamaharon]

I love the trope of Jim deciding to seduce Spock, but I also think a lot about an oblivious Jim who truly doesn't think Spock would ever be interested in him, but who's every action drives Spock closer and closer to an emotional meltdown

Spock suffering over the green shirt, the red tights, the dress uniform

Jim casually geeking out over some theory or scientific principle and Spock smitten over how smart he is

Spock abruptly having reports to analyze after Jim gets caramel sauce on his hands and sucks it off his fingers

Jim just being Jim: compassionate and brave and selfless and determined and kind, and he'll just smile at Spock and Spock knows it's a lost cause

#i love spock and so i need him to suffer #(positive) #it's very clear to me that jim can turn on the charm when he wants to #so it's very amusing to me to think about him unintentionally making spock's life miserable #and we can pull out ALL the best stupid romance tropes #jim dousing himself with water to cool off #jim needing to borrow one of spock's uniform shirts for some reason #needing to hide in close proximity #accidental hand-holding #i just enjoy a sexually-frustrated spock #and i'm not particularly interested in 'canon' #spirk #the premise #star trek tos

[zishuge]

Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023)

#mysterious lotus casebook #莲花楼 #li lianhua #cheng yi #cdrama #cdramaedit #cdramasource #asiandramasource #mlcedit #i just like seeing him smile you know #those rare moments when li lianhua is just content #no stress no illness no burdens #are very precious to me #at the same time upon rewatch this is definitely when he wrote that poem calling the master of cai lian manor a fool #so i guess he’s just content and smiling and amusing himself with being a little sh*t-stirrer #very on brand #*gifs:mine

[bevirspnsblmnt]

If Khael had helped Astarion ascend would he have stayed with him? Would he have agreed to becoming his first spawn?

he would let astarion make him way worse than just his first spawn >:3c (ascended astarion and consort-turned-guard-dog khael are dear to my heart, I do think about them sometimes. khael is completely and utterly under astarion's command, he retains a little bit of agency just untill the absolute is defeated and then he would give it up completely. he lives for his sire's praise and to make sure no one ever gets close to him. astarion is caring and sweet with him (all fake and manipulative, of course) and likes to parade him around both as a warning and as a power trip. I think they would be very deadly and ruthless together and that that would be eventually their demise - I can see jaheira/the harpers/wyll needing to hunt them down and put an end to their reign of terror and blood)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #khael tav #disegna e bevi #otp: warding bond #tw blood #ascended astarion my bad end beloved #khael would sit immobile and quietly at his sire feet for most of the time and then astarion would just randomly sic him on a poor person #I dont care much dnd rules about this but a feral vampire barbarian I think would be very scary much ouch #I do firmly believe theres no love in astarion anymore n it's all greed possesion and amusement thats why he's still keeping khael with him #idk idk I love bad endings sm I love thinking about them #but they're never endgame for me

[sysig]

A very normal scientist doing very normal gene splicing experiments (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Handplates #Gaster #Wobbledogs #Sometimes media flooding bleeds over into other interests at the same time and yes that is my only justification for this lol #I'm always most amused by the sequence of things lol - I'd already started in on Handplates again but then got very diverted by Wobbledogs #Which is especially weird to me because I was introduced to the game like half a year ago and it didn't really grab me #It's cute but eh it's fine - and then I watched a proper lightly edited playlist not like jumpcut-jumpcut-jumpcut #That can make for a very punchy one-off but it doesn't really reflect the gameplay loop #So actually getting to see it properly made the difference and I kinda Get It now and also kinda want to own the game lol #MeanWhile - Ghoster's been hanging out as my desktop buddy literally /while/ watching and I was getting new ideas on that front #They smushed together lol #Having him onscreen is just a good excuse to do a quick once-over style of study and follow some silly ideas haha #What would Gaster think of a progressive mutation type game ♪ Watching them grow watching them struggle to walk #Only uses the scold feature - or the worse option that he treats the dogs better than the skelebros noooo haha #Pretty much all of the creatures in Undertale are sentient to some degree aren't they :0 Wobbledogs are just dogs #They're not monsters but they're not humans but they're not exactly just dogs either - just little creachurs haha #It's fun to imagine him nurturing anyone or anything haha ♪ Goes from ''???'' to ''How can I help this reach their full potential'' #Whatever ''potential'' means in his own context hehe #It's cute in its own way

[moeblob]

You know, I'm sorry for another story time but my life has been very stressed lately and today I got a huge boost. SO.

As some of you may know, I moved states at the end of July and have been here since August 1st basically. Social anxiety is a struggle but I'm making it. And there's this easy to reach by walking convenience store and almost every time I walk there I walk past a gem store. And I think to myself almost every single time "I love the store has a bouncer". I didn't say anything to him at first! But one day I got brave and proceeded to make an absolute FOOL of myself as I am on my way back from buying some sodas and ask him "are you like the store bouncer?"

The man looks at me and smiles and gives a little chuckle and says pretty much yeah? And then I say more awkward things and then promptly leave feeling very embarrassed. I purposefully AVOID that lil corner for a couple days and then finally feel brave enough to walk by cause it's ... like. Literally right by my destination. Man isn't even outside that day and I think phew! I can't be creepy if I can't talk to him!

BUT THEN I SEE THAT HE IS DIRECTLY INSIDE CHATTING TO A WORKER. And he sees me. And smiles and stops whatever conversation he's having and exits the store to say hi. (I am definitely beaming, like a normal person, because I apparently am NOT creepy enough to this man more than a foot taller than me who could easily kick my ass if he wanted) So we just chat. For maybe ten minutes? It's very nice! We have a Very Normal Conversation! I feel better about the first interaction because I had a second interaction.

So now............ today. I am once again wandering around and on my way to lunch when I pass the gem store and I'm like "hello again!" to the gem store bouncer. We begin to chat again and he mentions a pendant they recently appraised that he likes and I, thinking this entire time that the store was ONLY appointment only and I would never be allowed inside, am casually mentioning "yeah, I was born in June and we have three birthstones and like.... none of them are dark enough for me. I mean there's pearl which I'm not a fan of and then moonstone and another." And so he's saying they have a sheet inside to show birthstones so we walk in together to find out the mysterious third stone.

And the sheet only shows pearls. And I'm like "this is a crime against June babies" and then I somehow start talking to one of the female workers and I'm saying "yeah I just kinda like walking by here and seeing the bouncer" and she looks at him and is like "oh I like that." and I admit I have no other idea what to refer to him as (I don't know his name at this point anyway) and she's like "most often security guard."

Ah. Yes. Like a normal person would think. Security. Yes. Not "gem store bouncer". She then leaves to grab a coffee from across the street and I leave with the bouncer and somehow we get into talking about wearing mostly black and how he's pretty goth and then I mentioned a sweatshirt my aunt sent me once saying "I'm only wearing black until they come out with something darker" and he grins and says it's a life motto. Then the woman returns with her coffee and he tells me to tell her what I said, so I repeat it and she looks me dead in the eye and says "that was made for me. Also I love that you called him a bouncer it's hilarious".

I now observe that he (all black suit black shirt black tie) and her (black sweater with black/white striped pants n black shoes) are indeed somehow the gem store goth club. And then she heads back in and he says he's sorry they don't have any cookies to offer me, they normally have cookies in the back for employees, and I'm like "ah no it's fine thank you".

And then I left feeling like I was somehow allowed to join the Cool Goth Club at the gem store.

Anyway, sup, my new favorite person is the goth bouncer at the gem store and he makes me smile so much when I see him.

#moe talks a lot #not art #as a life update otherwise i am struggling but i am doing a LITTLE better and might actually finally be able to open comms like i planned #even if its already 9 days past when i wanted to open them.... i might be able to open some soon #it will probably not be a whole lot of slots and i apologize but while i need money i also need sanity o7 #long post #look guys im sorry i just think it is very cool that i somehow earned the amusement of a jewel seller by referring to the security man #as a bouncer because thats exactly what he strikes me as ! #i say as someone who has never been to a bar or club and only know bouncers from crime shows #but it amused the cool goth seller inside and the goth bouncer is also amused so im winning here