#its bing

[definitely-tor-browser-official]

@the-real-google @totally-bing i tought your son abt tom cardy also your son is a hater im proud

#onion chat #its bing #its google

[midaskey]

And remember... don't lose your head!

#fallout #fallout show #fallout amazon #lucy maclean #my art #artists on tumblr #i bing watched this show which happens once in a millenium #and that one blade runner 2049 meme lives rent free in my head #i wanted to mimic comic artstyle but failed oops its bad XD

[choccy-milky]

seb vs. clora's Childhood Friend™️ 😇🥰 ((from my new chap! ao3/wattpad))

#omg theyre such besties just dont turn around clora😍 #also i lied. NOW theres 2 chapters left LMAOO. i forgot im a yapper but this time FOR REAL #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian x mc #choccyart #also if you like the dynamic between seb&clora youll like the manga that i used as a ref for this chapters pic #ITS SO GOOD go read firefly wedding #its about an unhinged but sweet yandere dude who just wants to keep his girlie safe and marry her and kill anyone who gets between that🥰 #i found it recently via pinterest cuz ppl posted some manga panels and i immediately binged the entire thing LOL #i wanna do manga panel redraws but make it seb and clora bc its basically already in character anyway LMFAO #i took down the link to the exact panel i used as ref just so that the post isnt read as spammy with too many links #but if u want the exact panel dm me or its on my twitter

[redrobin-detective]

I think one underrated tragedy of Ice King's scars is that he probably took away Simon's sense of levity.

Like in his very limited appearances before Simon is consumed by the crown we see he's kind of a silly dude. In his introduction video, he only put on the crown in order to playfully tease his fiancee. Plus watching him make light of the loneliness and general misery for a young girl in a broken world. He was a dedicated man, who was generous and loved with his whole heart and threw himself one hundred percent into everything he did. He was also a fun lil guy.

But after almost a millennia of being a mad man, the brunt of every joke, someone who only existed as a broken caricature of himself and couldn't be counted on to take anything seriously, I imagine he was done with it. Now he wants to focus back on his academic endeavors, on his role as a father figure in Marcy's life, on being a proper adult. Any attempts to be silly could easily remind everyone - including himself- of Ice King, something he's eager to avoid.

So his jokes and jibes and general lightheartedness turned to sarcasm and self deprecating comments.

#watching him in simon & marcy compared to Fionna and cake #like he is handling the two stressful situations totally differently #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #adventure time #like this was a dedicated historian but hes also a fun guy! #and then he spends a thousand years as the worlds biggest punchline #and suddenly he doesnt WANT to be funny anymore #he wants to be serious and taken seriously #and to separate himself from IK as much as possible #he thinks of a silly joke and immediately quashes it #like its not just his obvious depression in F&C #it really feels like new Simon is trying very hard to not be that guy anymore #no wonder he feels lost hes purposefully divorcing himself from a part of who he'd been even before the crown #ive binged a ton of AT eps the last few days I could be wrong but thats the vibe I get

[latenightsundayblues]

And in the final stretch of time just when nobody thought they'd do it BLUES COMES IN LIKE LIGHTNING TO DELIVER THEIR YEARLY LEGALLY MANDATED HALLOWEEN DRAWING AND TAKE THEIR 3 FOLLOWERS BY STOOORMMMMM

Theyre all having a little costume party at a hideout and nobody's dead and strahm's there too and everything's fine and ok and dandy and peaceful and lively on planet earth

Also strahm being a fucking buzzkill lmfao

#oh my GOD the speed i picked up to finish this in time #i was so scared i couldnt make it man anxiety got my cheeks clenched up.......... #gordon went on bing searched for “horror movie doctors and randomly plucked herbert off the list #adam spends the next 30 minutes of the party hoarding lawrence to explain the lore of Evil Dead to him and its not particularly pleasant #nobody wants to sweep in to save gordon in case they get stuck in adam's quicksand of words as well tho lmfao #they just apologetically side-eye him and ignore the death stare he throws back #lashing out is a cornered dog's only line of defense after all........ #latenightsundayblues art tag #saw #saw fanart #saw movies #adam faulkner stanheight #adam faulkner #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #peter strahm #mark hoffman #amanda young #john kramer #coffinshipping #hoffstrahm #chainshipping

[kittysauce]

I HAVE THE KEY TO THE DOOR TO MADOKA.

#madoka magica #puella magi madoka magica #madoka kaname #homura akemi #homumado #madohomu #fanart #art #artist #my art #i just binged all of pmmm its SOOOO GOOOOOOD #anyone who likes 2 cry should watch it :3

[smokestarrules]

it's been literal years since either of these episodes aired so I can't possibly be the only person to notice but like. this is an intentional parallel, right. it has to be.

#I love having zero information about 90% of this show when I thought I watched it through entirely #I did in fact. not #like to think bonnie is consciously making a choice here bc its funny to me. anyway. goodbye again #binging is so fun #adventure time #princess bubblegum #bonnibel bubblegum #marceline abadeer #marceline the vampire queen #bubbline #smokey speaks #500 #1k

[pinkmirth]

god he looks so kissable

#just started blood of Zeus (after putting off episode one for like a year lol) #and everyone is so hawwwwt #but heron? ohhh heron #he’s so cuuuuuute oh my goodness #and he reminds me of richter! #but apollo is def my favorite >.< #pretty boys all around #and the second season’s on its way! so binging it now is perfect timing #boz smut on the way maybe . . ? 🤭 #꒰ঌ rambles.ᐟ ໒꒱ #ৎ୭ ⨾ heron.ᐟ #꒰ঌ blood of zeus.ᐟ ໒꒱ #blood of zeus #boz

[wat-zu]

Fanart for @tulipsempai 's Mutual Aid comic part 15 and 16 cuz its literally so cool wtf are you kidding me 😭💥💥‼️💥‼️‼️

Bonus fanart for part 10

CUZ WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1!!1!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!! /POS

#art-zu #animator vs animation #WHAT THE FUCK??!?!!!! #ITS SO COOL I SHIT YOU NOT I ABAJBSJS #I BINGED READ THAT SHIT #THAT THING IN PART 10 TOOK ME TF OUT WTF CUZ THATS SO SMART WHAT #ITS SO CLEVER ARE YOU KIDDING ME GOES CRAZY GOES INSANE #Oouh tulip's victim and chosen save me..... Save me tulip's vicfim and chosen..... #Im so sorry i was so late to this BHABAHBAHABHSB I LOVE IT SM WHAT WHAT WHAT 💥‼️💥‼️‼️💥💥 #IM SO SO LATE BABAHABHA BUT STILL ITS SO COOL

[saweye]

Did anyone watch gigs play sons of the forest

(First ever tumblr post 🫢)

#gigs #team gigs #grian #grian fanart #gtwscar #goodtimeswithscar #gtws #gtws fanart #skizzleman #skizz fanart #impulsesv #impulse fanart #its been years since ive used tumblr i dont remember how to ise this thing #them playing this game >>> i binged the streams and was sad when it was over.

[definitely-tor-browser-official]

@totally-bing why do you hate teenage mutant ninja turtles

#onion chat #its bing

[campcampkirbykirbykirby]

Alongside the commentaries, the guy who ripped the Camp Camp Blu-Ray ripped just about everything else, including the most adorable Blu-Ray menu I have ever seen, and I saw no harm in sharing it with you all.

#camp camp #cc max #cc david #cc gwen #cc kevin #i really do like that they not only took the time to create brand new menus instead of just a static image with a song playing over it #but that they made them so atmospheric and chill #this is the perfect menu to fall asleep to #or to wake up to after falling asleep binging the show #bonus points for basing each season's menu off a scene from its respective finale #that is a really nice touch #kinda wonder what scenes they would have used if they made a seasons 3 & 4 blu-ray

[jerseymuppet]

#ITS BEEN 10 EYARS #my chemical romance #mcr #mishapocalypse #jude.txt #thank you once again to milo jetstargf for bing my meme dealer

[aiweirdness]

it's halloween and this is your loot

(generated these with DALL-E3, because this is where the weird ai-generated text lives now)

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#dalle3 #this is the chatgpt version that turns all my prompts into very wordy ones and i'm not sure its an improvment but i can't stop it #there is a free version of dalle3 in bing chat #but you must promise to only use it for shitposting

[suntails]

meet me in a dream

#*opens the door literally one day after book 7 update* hey fuckers im back #yes i vanish to do jobs and zines between updates but gods damndndmn my guy....my guy has some special magic guys #shoutout to dovey for concept brainstorm. theyre the realest. i am fuckgn SOB Bing. this guy knew immediately it was wrong #the way his spell is so DIAMETRICALLY the opposite of malleus's. IT IS. DESTINY. ITS DESTINY ITS FATE IM GRIPPING UR SHOULDERS AND SCREAMIGN #U CANT CONVINCE ME ITS NOT. im goinag sob when cel and i get to watch the eng translation whenever tf it comes out. gasmask cmon #twst #twst spoilers #twisted wonderland #twst silver #silver vanrouge #suntails #book 7 spoilers

[b0bs0ndugnutt]

Because the “shrodinger’s queerbait” nonsense will never go away, indulge me an analogy (and a long post).

wlw ships are the “made from scratch” cake in a world where we only ever expect cake mix from the box.

Say you have a show where, in the first interaction between a male and female character, there is a red box. It could be a Betty Crocker box of cake mix. Because all it takes is just one smile — one wink — one raised eyebrow— and the fans don’t question it. We’re clearly making a cake here. The box is red.

Meanwhile, you have two female characters building their own relationship that have elements that could build to romance. There are eggs in the fridge. A few more episodes, there’s flour in the pantry. Sugar. Baking powder. Queer fans start whispering…we could be making a cake here. Other fans scoff “you will read into anything. They’re just eggs! Everyone has eggs in their fridge!” Maybe so, maybe not. They are written off as discrete ingredients, nothing to see here.

That red box is still sitting in the pantry. Obviously we’re going with that one, and it’s definitely cake mix. That guy and girl stood next to each other again.

The wlw relationship is now full-on batter. It was a cake recipe all along, but it’s not baked yet. The crowd that wrote off every ingredient is now saying the writers are just going to “squander” that box that could be ready-made cake mix or that they’re being “forced” to bake a cake with the very ingredients the writers deliberately bought and put in their pantry.

Now it’s in the oven, the cake is baking. That crowd will still insist it’s forced, or maybe its actually something else, or it’s rushed, or it’s pandering. Whether the writers painstakingly built a pantry to make the cake they truly wanted or they were cultivating good ingredients and realized they had the fixings for a more decadent cake and went there, it doesn’t matter. It’s still a recipe. One that fans who always have to piece together ingredients had hoped for or saw from the get-go, despite being scoffed at and disparaged. Just because that crowd didn’t see (or refused to see) those ingredients as part of a whole, doesn’t make it any less of a recipe.

And wlw fans shouldn’t have to keep writing essays to demonstrate that the wlw “cake” has all the ingredients every cake mix does, or keep pointing out that fans were ready to believe a cake was being baked when they saw a nondescript box, but that they’ll do anything to discredit or doubt the cake from scratch that’s now cooling off on the counter.

It is partly a function of heteronormativity from the audience in immediately seeing romance in any whisper of interaction between m/f characters and passing off all charged interactions between female characters are sisterly or platonic. And it also comes from writers, who are either being cautious so as not to spook corporate overlords or audiences, or who are preserving plausible deniability.

To take the analogy further, box cake mix is fine! It works! It is, practically speaking, what a lot of folks know by default. I thought I was a Duncan Hines girl once myself. Vanilla cake mix has the ingredients measured out, it’s a safe bet, it tastes like cake.

But it doesn’t mean every red box is cake mix. And it doesn’t make the cake that had to be pieced together from scratch due to censorship, caution, time, narrative build-up, what-have-you, any less of a cake.

#Also this is a pillsbury cake mix hate blog so it doesnt count. The good ones have red boxes. #are we discoursing on this fine evening? Why not. #This could be about literally any wlw ship #but as someone who binged 8 volumes of rwby before 9 and missed all the drama but sees the vestiges of it years later somehow #its wild to me. Because as someone who saw the narrative in one gulp #it is very obvious they have put a lot of love and attention into Bumbleby #anyway this applies to #Bumbleby #korrasami #clexa #bubbline #harlivy #i could keep going #Having to defend a wlw ship like it’s a dissertation EVERY TIME is exhausting #And the fact that wlw fans have been burned before shouldn’t be wielded as a sword and a shield every time a wlw ship is viable