#its like extreme dad bod

[physicalee-tired]

It’s time… STARDEW VALLEY TK HEADCANONS!!

I’m not gonna lie to you… it’s just the bachelors lmao. Anyways~

So Shane right? Dad bod? Dad bod. And everyone knows his squishy tummy is also so so sensitive to raspberries it’s not even (it totally is) funny. He shrieks if you blow even a small one.

However unless you are his s/o or a really close friend you’re gonna get your shit rocked if you even poke him in a sensitive spot 😭. The only exception being Jas who has totally tried waking him up with tickles before. Granted he nearly threw her off the first time but he caught himself and just curled into a ball.

Dr. Harvey has insane Luigi energy. It’s probably been said before but I can’t help myself he’s Luigi coded 💀. Anyways, ticklish ears.

if someone tries to be discreet and whisper something to him he will make a silly “haauggg”-ish noise before ducking away and giggling slightly. He’ll apologize and blush slightly at how unprofessional that was and continue albeit with a lot more distance between himself and the other person

Alex… one part of me thinks his toxic masculinity makes him think being ticklish is weak and childish while the other part of me thinks he’s touch starved/never really knew a gentle touch and therefore likes it but refuses to admit it and instead uses it to tease and playfully bully others. Y’know what, both.

y’know how when you try to tickle someone and the second your hands get too close to their armpits they clamp up immediately? That’s Alex. And no matter how much you tease “You know my hands are just trapped here right? This isn’t gonna help you~” he will just stay that way until he winds up on the floor silently laughing because A) he physically is unable to move his arms up and B) He’s too stubborn to admit defeat.

That being said he would totally ask his s/o (or extremely close friend) to help him “train” the ticklishness out of him… although it’s also an excuse to be tickled.

To my Elliot fans… I’m sorry I can’t think of anything really, I’m gonna be real honest with you I almost completely forgot about him 💀.

The closest to an idea for Elliot I can get is that he has no problems gently tickling his s/o but he cannot stand getting tickled because it makes him feel unrefined 😭.

Sam. Oh this sweet sweet golden retriever has total switch energy. If it wasn’t for my weakness for Emo boys I would have married this Vash the Stampede look alike.

Anyways, the man has mad switch energy and since he has a little brother he totally knows that tickling can be a weapon. That being said if he learned its a reward for you it’s even better. Sam plays guitar so he by default is good with his hands… take that as you will.

Honestly his feet are his worst spot which is unfortunate since Sam not only loves to sleep but is a messy sleeper. Which means one foot will usually always be hanging outside his blanket which is just perfect in case Vincent wants to be a little shit and sit on his brothers legs and wake him up that way. Unlike Shane, Sam has no restraint and has kicked Vincent off the bed.

I saved the best for last. Sebastian my beloved. My Emo king 😭.

First things first, he doesn’t like being tickled… or so you think. Giving him a playful poke to his ribs will make him jump and turn to glare at you before rubbing the spot soothingly. However if you do it again he just tries not to react until he’s just quietly holding himself and covering his mouth to muffle his silly little giggling. Then it hits you he hasn’t told you to stop once.

He works on his motorcycle and that takes some strength and skill therefore, like Sam, he’s also good with his hands… his hands are also always cold although he doesn’t feel it.

While I think his back is a really bad spot he reacts the same way if you tickle him really gently anywhere.

(Also this is mostly thirst but his tummy is very smooth and perfect for just gently tracing shapes with your nails or pressing little butterfly kisses °//w//°. He doesn’t mind either he just giggles into his hoodie and tries not to squirm too much)

#stardew tickles #stardew valley tickles #SDV Sebastian #SDV alex #sdv harvey #sdv shane #sdv sam #tk headcanons

[gabessquishytum]

Hopping back on the baby train!

Retired!Dream dropped off at Hob’s, gets shown Hob’s department at uni, gets jealous immediately bc Hob is a thick, hairy, thirst trap in a cardigan and Dream is ready to curse anyone that looks at Hob, but he can’t anymore. Dream gets some of his shit together and fucked within an inch of his new life nightly.

Dream is still jealous and now he’s smug too, but doesn’t say so. Hob is in heaven with his centuries-long companion, but he doesn’t want to mention how much he likes Dream’s new little bit of tummy. Both love each other so much but are too hung up on 1889. The whole time neither have thought about a condom.

When the pregnancy is revealed it’s a lot to get their heads around! But when it’s pretty obvious what’s going on, Dream is a major fan of surprise visits to Hob’s office with his most belly-hugging tops on so everyone knows where Hob’s interests lie. Two grad students have walked in on Dream letting Hob kiss him and his belly goodbye and this is not an accident. He makes *the* most insufferable eye contact on his way out.

🌝 anon

Omg I just love everything about this. Hob’s students thirsting over his (literal) dad bod, Dream getting sooo jealous about it... perfect perfect.

From the students' point of view its so bizarre. Suddenly their hot professor has a twinky boyfriend (really keeping the bear/twink trope alive boys 👍) who looks like the most pathetic wet cat but who is also clearly extremely territorial. Rumours go around the group chat about Dream's death-glare whenever someone gets a little too close to Hob.

The students get kind of attached to Dream though?? Like they're fond of him, they like seeing him around during office hours. It's nice to see him gain some weight under Hob’s obvious care and attention. Dream looks more relaxed (although he will "accidentally" kick you if you so much as sniff the prof's cologne). Sometimes when he's concentrating very hard on marking an essay or answering a student's question, he'll wrap his arm around Dream’s waist and stroke his little soft tummy. And Dream obviously just melts.

And then Dream’s tummy is suddenly not quite as soft or little... its full of Hob’s baby instead! The news is a lot, but basically Hob is very very happy and Dream is... feeling a tiny bit lost but also very happy. He'd wanted a new start with his retirement and life with Hob... surely bringing new life into the world is an amazing way to begin again?

And it's one more way to firmly stake his claim over Hob. He gets to sit in the office with his feet up, being cooed over by Hob’s colleagues. Some of the braver students even bring baby themed gifts! And nobody minds him being more jealous over Hob than usual - it's the hormones, right? Dream’s not sure about that. But he's pretty sure that Hob is getting more attractive by the day, and he doesn't want to risk anyone else getting the same idea.

Not that Hob has eyes for anyone except Dream. Pregnancy suits him, especially in his skintight outfits. Hob can barely keep his hands off that round, gravid belly, or Dream’s aching hips and the little rolls of his love handles. Hob is deeply, completely and irrevocably whipped when it comes to Dream. And of course, he wouldn't have it any other way.

#🌝 anon #the sandman #dreamling #nsft #cw pregnancy #trans dream

[honeylikesyanderes]

yandere ocs - the beau-maude twins

one darling, two powerful yanderes-

what could go wrong?

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twice the yandere tendencies, vampire edition

hope you enjoy anons! thanks for your ideas

unedited for now and kinda rushed lol

minors dni 18+ only

warning: contains yanderes and yandere behaviour, huge and lowkey unfair power dynamics, desperate vampires and a darling that cant escape, mentions of blood

asks/requests are open!

likes and reblogs are very very very much appreciated ♡

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montgomery 'memory' beau-maude - the fixer

 age: ??? (looks about 24 tho)

birthday: may 30th

physical attributes:

back length jet black hair that's usually up in a ponytail

red eyes

tall af (6'6)

pale skin (not too pale tho)

has a bit of a dad bod

slightly above average voice (not too deep)

always looks bored or angry

no in-between

has a scar on his right eye that he doesnt like to talk about

wears fake glasses to cover up said scar

personality traits:

is very poised

you can never catch him slacking tbh

is the more mature twin

rarely shows any feeling that isnt anger

doesn't like humans

is no fun

highkey a dick.

is mostly mean because of his royal status mixed with some bad experiences

people dont know a lot about him, even his twin doesn't know some things

is very secretive.

can fix any situation, no matter how hopeless it seems

he's called the fixer for a reason

maximilian 'max' beau-maude - the wildcard

age: ??? (looks 22ish)

birthday: may 30th

physical attributes:

short and messy black hair

red eyes

wears sunglasses because his eyes are a bit sensitive

a bit taller than his brother (6'6.5)

pale skin

muscular but not too muscular

slightly high pitched voice

always smiling

has a scar on his left eye that he’s willing to talk about, but everything he says about it is probably a lie.

personality traits:

is the opposite of his brother

is very playful

loves to joke about

cant be serious for more than 30 minutes

is very impulsive

thinks humans are interesting

lies for fun

no one can really predict him or his next actions

not even his brother

that's why he's the wildcard

seems like he's an open book

but he's actually lies quite a bit

most of his messes are cleaned up by his brother

can be very smart and strategic when he wants to be tho

meeting you:

they've waited for 500 years to ascend the throne

just to discover that their father made a decree that they cannot ascend the throne unless they find their mate

memory is livid, max is slightly amused

max suggests that they meet the palace oracle

the oracle describes their mate as a person with (h/c) hair and (e/c) eyes as well as extra details

the palace painter was then called to work with the oracle to provide an accurate picture of their bride

within two days, the picture was ready

it was then given to the royal soldiers , in which they were told to bring you to the palace

the search took about 2 weeks

and then after you were brought back looking disorientated and confused

you looked like a hot mess really

but to them?

you looked perfect.

are they aware that they are yanderes? are they bothered by it?

technically, theyre not really aware; because this is how they were raised to believe love towards your mate(s) should be like. so theyre not aware and they dont see anything wrong with it. its just how things work in the vampire world.

yandere tendencies:

theyre both obsessive yanderes

memory is more possesive tho

max pretends to be delusional, but he’s actually not delusional at all.

max is more carefree and but extremely clingy

memory is more strict but gives darling their breathing space

they both kind of view you as property at first-

memory shows it and makes it clear

you belong to them, no arguments, if, what or buts.

max on the other hand is much more cunning

he’ll act like he sees you as an equal

but he’s just pretending

and when push comes to shove-

he’ll throw you under the bus.

so be careful around him mkay-?

max is also the type to try and win you over

whether it is through gifts, sweet words, physical affection, giving you what you want etc

memory, on the contrary, is more harsh at first, but becomes sweeter and gentler over time

this softening can also be sped up if darling behaves well and doesnt struggle much.

when they both ascend the throne, you will also become their ruling spouse

that means prior to their coronation, you will have to learn your royal duties and how to rule.

even before then, your relationship will move extremely quick

you’ll be permanently bonded to them within a week, give or take

to clarify, max is much more dangerous than memory.

he’s extremely cunning and manipulative and will stop at nothing to get what he wants.

he doesnt care what he has to do to get what he wants.

he’ll do it.

memory on the other hand is more calculating and observant.

he notices little details and is extremely good at predicting patterns

so after being with darling for a certain period of time, he can successfully predict their every move.

btw, you cant run away.

youre their mate

they can smell you and can therefore track you.

and theyre royals-

they have the manpower and the resources to burn just to find you-

and theyve been waiting over 500 years to find you darling-

so just be a sweet thing and love them, okay?

fun facts/trivia:

memory:

you will be turned almost as soon as you start living in the palace

this is because memory really doesnt like the smell of humans

memory also doesnt drink human blood

he invented an animal blood supplement that he takes once a week

he likes to read and sleep

he actually likes the taste of human food and is extremely good at cooking 

is also very interested in human courtship and how it differs from that of the vampire world

is extremely truthful but will avoid answering the question if he doesnt want to say the truth

has special and specific powers because he's a vampire royal

has a strained relationship with his parents

max:

max has quite a bit of tattoos, but he keeps them hidden

he also gets tattoos when he's in a bad mood/angry

has had many many careers throughout his lifespan

so he’s very informed about humans and human behaviour

and he has a fuck ton of random things that he’s really good at

likes to drink alcohol

he is very impulsive.

and he's very touchy

he likes to bake and make chocolate for fun

has a weird addiction to monster energy tho

his room is always messy

has special and specific powers that differ from his brother's

avoids talking to his father, regularly talks to his mother.

loves to freak out/ scare darling

#obsessive yandere #honey's anons #yandere oc #honey answers asks #male yandere #yandere headcanons #yandere #manipulative yandere #yandere scenarios #yandere royals #yandere princes #yandere twins #yandere vampire #yandere male x reader #yandere male #yandere x reader #yandere x darling #yandere x you #my oc memory #my oc maximilian

[sttoru]

It's so true that people love to hate on mom bodies. Like, they complain about everything and even say that their body is ruined now. I was seeing a lot of pregnancy/post pregnancy things for my studies and the amount of hate comments is huge. Moms are so important and so strong and people only see the outside and shame on them for it, for something they think is ugly. Our bodies are amazing for what they're capable of doing and a lot of times, the moms who gave birth are still trying to love their new body and those idiot people make it worse. Humans wouldn't be born if it wasn't for what moms go through and instead of thanking them for giving birth and for everything they do, people hate on their appearance.

cw; discussions, body image.

anon, you’re so right and it’s frustrating. extremely frustrating and upsetting to see. especially when dads get all the hype for their ‘dad bods’. it’s horrible for people to shame women for their changed bodies after they literally went through 9 months of pregnancy and then childbirth. and what exactly did the man go through? absolutely nothing, but gets compliments about his dad bod.

when a woman gets pregnant, her body could permanently change. people do not understand the huge risks moms are taking by even being pregnant in the first place. they are giving up their bodies to give life to someone — the most beautiful thing to exist and yet (mostly) men do not seem to comprehend it. or rather; their minds are so influenced by modern day beauty standards and all the porn they watch, some can’t view those moms as attractive anymore. they only like the process of getting those women pregnant, but the consequences of bearing that child is met with disgust.

there are so many stories about husbands cheating on their wives after she gave birth to their children because her body has changed and its not to his liking. there’s also another video i saw where the husband shamed his wife for having stretch marks around her stomach after birth. or the other where he complains about her vagina looking different. for fucks sake.

it’s fucking sick and they all need therapy. i hope i never ever meet or come across a man like that. and anyone who loves dad bods but dislike mom bods can remove themselves from around me as well.

#sttoru responds. #cw. discussions

[fluffywings13]

Barely Contained Excitement

He can barely contain his excitement, it’s been four years, with Mrs. Inko’s help, daddy only had to serve four years in prison for his numerous questionable crimes (let it not be said Mrs. Inko wasn’t extremely good at what she did). Seeing daddy in the prison uniform the first few visits always made him cry when he had to go home with Mrs. Inko. He didn’t get to touch daddy, no hugs, no hair ruffles, no wing pets or scratches, no tickles, and that made him cry too.  

But today was the day, a long four grueling years, a total of one thousand four hundred and sixty days without being able to wake up to daddy cooking breakfast in the kitchen or laughing or singing or attacking him with tickles or surprise hugs or petting his wings (just the thought of it makes him want to cry again) where he could only see daddy for one hour every Saturday as long as daddy was good.  

Daddy promised to be on his best behavior so he could keep coming to visit.  

And today was the day.  

Wings fluttering excitedly, standing with Mrs. Inko outside the prison doors, Keigo bounces on the balls of his feet, stare unwavering as he watches the door for movement. Daddy was being released at noon, twelve o’clock, lunch time.  

He turns to the green haired woman beside him. “What time is it now, Mrs. Inko?”

Mrs. Midoriya chuckles softly. “Eleven fifty-nine, Little Wings.”

“One more minute! One more minute, Mrs. Inko!” Fear suddenly washes over him. “What if daddy isn’t gettin’ out Mrs. Inko! What if they say he has to stay! What if!”

“Don’t worry, Baby Bird.” She assures the nine year old as she pets his feathery hair back. “Your daddy’s being released today for sure. They can’t keep him. I was guaranteed.”

He bounces excitedly when the doors open and someone comes walking out, and his bouncing comes to a stop when it turns out to be a man with blue scales, his bouncing begins again when he sees another person come walking out, and halts when it turns out to be a woman with spikes in her arms, his bouncing begins anew when he sees another person come walking out.  

Scruffy scarred face, scarred arms, long feathery hair, wine red wings.  

“DADDY!”

Keigo’s off before anyone can blink, wings bouncing behind him as he darts forward, Kettie grins, dropping the coat he’d been wearing upon intake to catch the chick up midstep. “Babyfeathers!” Hugging the winged nine year old close for a moment before pulling him back to nuzzle him. “How’s my Lil Raptor doin’?”

“Daddy I missed you!” The nine year old doesn’t quite want to let go just yet, clutching the shoulders of the man’s shirt, nuzzling him back happily. “You’ve been gone forever and ever and ever!”

“It’s only been four years Lil Chirps.” The rehabilitated villain chuckles softly. “That ain’t such a long time.”

“Daddy.” Keigo stares at him firmly and calls out in the most matter of fact voice he can muster. “That’s one thousand four hundred and sixty days.”

Kettie barks a laugh. “You can count up that high?”

“Daddy, I’m a big kid, of course I can count that high!” The boy sounds slightly offended. “I can count super high.”

“Nah, babychirps, you’re still just a lil thing.” The winged man looks him up and down. “A tiny lil chick still, have you even gone through your first molt, it looks like you still got some baby feathers in there.” He wiggles his fingers in the boys still chubby tummy lightly to make him shriek with giggles. “Yous still just a baby bird.”

“Dahahaahaddyy!” Keigo squirms around those wiggling fingers. “I am not! I’m a big boy now!”

“That you are, I’ll agree with that.” Kettie scoops his jacket up with one hand as he settles his chick on his other hip for easier carrying. “Yous tummy gotten bigger.”

“Daddy!” The nine year old exclaims. “So has yours!”

“I like to think its the whole ‘dad bod’ business.” Kettie affirms at the insults thrown at him in a playful manner. “After all I got myself a chick, ain’t I, that makes me a dad and it only suits me better.”

“I missed you daddy!” Keigo hugs the mans neck tightly. “It was such a long wait! I counted down every day until you got to come home again! Every sleep and every school day! I counted it all down!”

The exconvict catches up with the green haired woman who’s been raising his son in his absence. “Thats gotta have been a lot of counting. Im surprised you counted that high.”

“I told you daddy, I’m a big boy, I can count really really high!” The nine year old chirps happily. “I can’t wait to show you all my art projects I made at school! Mrs Inko kept them all in a big book so you could see them all!”

“I can’t wait to see them all, Baby Talons.” Kettie bounces him lightly. “I wanna see it all.”

Keigo hugs him again and he turns to brush a kiss over the youth’s cheek as he follows Inko to their car. “I missed you daddy.”

“I missed you too Keigo.” He knows daddy’s being serious when he uses his real name instead of one of his silly names. “More than you will ever know. You were my reason for carrying on. Getting to see you behind that glass was the hardest thing daddy’s ever had to do.” Kettie presses their cheeks together. “Made me miss you even more.”

“Daddy,” Keigo falls silent for a moment as him and daddy slide into the back seat of Inko’s car, daddy has to shed some feathers but Keigo’s are still small enough to fit perfectly fine. “Will we play one of our games when we get home again?”

“One of our games?” The just released convict chuckles and wiggles his fingers in the boy’s sides, making him shriek with laughter and squirm in his lap, batting at his hands frantically. “You thought daddy wasn’t going to come after his ticklish little chickling when we got home now that I can hold you close again?” Keigo leans forward to try and get away from the fingers wiggling in his side. “You bet we can play one of our games.” Keigo yelps when he’s tugged back. “How about we start now?”

“Not now daddy!” Keigo shrieks with laughter when daddy pauses half way into the side of his neck. “Later!”

“Nah.” Kettie shakes his head. “I just did four years. We’re startin’ now.”

#mha fluff #mha fic #mha hawks #my hero academia hawks #kid hawks #Kettie Takami #takami the thief #Parental Takami The Thief #hawks dads good parenting

[anxiousgaypanicking]

while i work on recouping after the loss of a bunch of my drafts (fuck you wattpad), i think ill share some of my personal headcanons for the sides

(these arent explicitly sexual; theyre just generally how i picture their body types)

king is the biggest. hes the tallest, and hes very round. its a mixture of muscle and fat, though it means hes incredibly intimidating. very strong, but soft to lay against. he commands power and respect solely because of his looks, and when he flexes he definitely looks extremely muscular, but the fact that when he relaxes and essentially turns into a pile of pudge reflects the fact that he has a soft interior, despite his initially cold and sadistic front. hes also extremely hairy.

patton is the second biggest. nowhere near as tall as king, but definitely bigger. picture a dad bod, but a little hefty-er. hes not the greatest cook, but he definitely likes to eat, and is always snacking on something. hes also hairy, but a lot less well-kept than king, like a tired dad with little time. hes a softie, and his body reflects such; squishy and fat and extremely warm because of it

anxiety and stress can cause weight fluctuation, and can lead to either weight loss or weight gain. i picture virgil to gain weight easily, and generally be fairly pudgy. he sometimes forgets to eat or is too stressed to do so without feeling nauseous, but the other sides generally make an attempt to remind him, or bring him food. similarly to king, he looks rough and acts tough, but is secretly a softie whos just scared of vulnerability. a bit rough around the edges, but generally a caring person in his own blunt, sarcastic sort of way

logan! logan is healthy. he takes care of his body, eats proper foods, and has a general work out schedule. hes also chubby. he has a broader chest, thicker thighs, and generally a bit of stomach pudge. while some is muscle, most of it is just because he eats well. hes not a boastful or intensely proud person, but hes not ashamed by his body, and cares about his own health above appearance, and encourages the same mindset in the others. 

roman is tall and broad, and is extremely muscular. hes got to be strong if hes going to save his prince one of these days! he works out a lot, and wears clothes that reveal such. it does mean that when he relaxes, hes softer and squishier, but his own insecurity influences him to constantly be flexing. it means hes tense and achey a lot of the time, because he doesnt feel like he can ever relax and potentially be unappealing, despite the fact the others find him significantly more comfortable to lay on and cuddle with when he isn’t flexing. 

janus is petite. he has a pretty average build, but is a shorter guy. he seems thin, but hes healthy, aside from all the alcohol. his long cape and hat are to give him a wider and taller silhouette, because on his own hes not very physically intimidating. he provides the most praise towards the other’s bodies though, expressing his own adoration when they take care of themselves or are feeling insecure, encouraging them to see and love their bodies the way janus sees and loves them. 

finally, remus. he is tall, just like roman, but is extremely thin. its not that he doesnt eat; quite the contrary! hell put everything into his mouth! he just metabolizes so fast that he hardly retains anything. but despite his lean, bony stature, hes not sickly, and he still has a limitless amount of energy.  

#sanders sides #sanders sides headcanon #sanders sides hc #thomas sanders #janus sanders #logan sanders #remus sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #virgil sanders smut #agp hc

[kenztheweirdmf]

Intro for my blog :3 💙

Yello Im Ken or call me Nok both works

He/Him/His Bisexual

->About me :D<-

I yap WAYYY to much on how i love shipping MCU-Peter with beefy muscular possibly hairy hunks or beautiful milfs AND MAKE PETER TOP THEM IM A BELIEVER OF TWINK TOP PETER RAHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 i know i sound annoying and thats true Xd

I have a habit on chatting random people on random times who liked my post and if youre one of those sorry if i come too keen just a bad habit ;w; i also love emoticons/emojis and if you send me some ill be very happy ^w^

Ships I Like :3 Peter with Tony, Steve, Bucky, Sam, Thor, Clint, Bruce OR ANY HUNK OR HOT MILFS JUST MAKE SURE THEY'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE PETERS DAD/MOM 😂 I also ship him with DC hunks like Batman, Nightwing, Redhood, Superman again if its a hunk taller and old enough to be Peters dad then Y E S

Next up are my Turn ons and Turn off and my extreme Turn on ima put a "keep reading" on the extreme cus i don't wanna flash bang you if its your 1st time on my blog ;w;

Turn On's / Kink's I Like (this kinks are pretty tamed ;w;) Small/Young Top x Big/Old Bottom [/] Scent/Smell [/] Size Diff [/] Male Lactation [/] slight blood kink [/] Chubby belly/Dad Bod [/]Uncut Cocks [/] Praise Kink [/] Degrading Kink [/] Spanking [/] Beards [/] Big man tiddies 🐮 [/] Pierced Nipples [/] Tattoos [/] Cream pie [/] Cum inflation [/] Facial [/] Piss Kink [/] Pec job/fucking theres probably more but I forgot butttt if you mention a kink thats not in my Turn off/Kinks I Dislike ill probably love it :3

Turn Off's / Kinks I Dislike Body Odor [/] Scat/poop [/] Necrophilia [/] Vore [/] Gore

Just big warning the next kinks are very VERY VERY fucked up and immoral just a warning you don't have to read it really take care of your self first and if you decided to keep going good luck 🙏

Extreme Turn On's / Immoral/Fucked up Kink I Fucking love 😍 (if you hate/dislike this kinks then i understand and is justified) Incest wether its siblingcest, parents x children or grandparents x grandson/daughter [/] Extreme Underage like baby age [/] Grandpas like 70 and above [/] z0()philia like dogs, horses [/] impregnation [/] pissing inside hole/pussy [/] rape/gangrape [/] sick twisted fucked up love [/] Race kink [/] Ugly people appearance wise [/] Objectifying [/] Extreme/Unrealistic fucking

#starker #spidershield #winterspider #thunderspider #OH LORDS OF TUMBLR DONT GET ME BAN 😭 #nyways hows yall doin :3? #i know people are gonna report my ass but at this point IMA YOLO

[moonlit-arts]

Since I'm doing a ask blog thingy, heres some important facts on the characters :DDDD

DEALER

AroAce

He/Him/It/Its

He has a dad bod + dad like behavior :3

His voice is HELLA deep, but also raspy as FUCK

He doesn't drink a lot! He's more for cigarettes

DEALER LILITH

Lesbian+Asexual

She/Her

She's extremely introverted, a doesn't talk to anyone outside of her office, unless it's Dealer.

She's physically disabled, she lost her arm and legs and has back damage(the story will be explained in the future), causing her to struggle with walking without her cane, though her prosthetic arm is filled with spare ammo, so if she punches you with it, you're going back to the 1800s

TANGLE

AroAce

They/Them

They're color blind, and can only see red and green

Surprisingly, they like to crochet! Mainly plushies of people they know

Gremlin energy.

Terrified of big bodies of water

CECE

Pansexual

She/Her

Can reattach limbs

Can sew limbs shut surprisingly quick

Has the energy of Ragatha from TADC

Can give herself a second pair of arms

Don't touch her without concent. There are major consequences

#WOAAAHHHHH CHARACTER FACTS #the last 2 characters are my friends OCs so thanks to them for being apart of the comic #buckshot roulette #buckshot roulette dealer #buckshot roulette comic #oc

[riptozier]

( little things about richie's body cuz i can <3 )

contrary to what might be perceived, richie's skin is actually pretty soft. he doesn't have a skincare routine or anything like that, but he does moisturize after getting out of the shower.

he lets his hair grow out a lot, all over. doesn't shave or wax. kinda just lets it do its own thing.

doesn't actively grow out a beard, but will allow a fair bit of stubble to form at least until the gray hairs are visible on his chin.

thick hairs on his chest and a little trail down the center of his belly. his belly button is pretty hairless but his happy trail is pretty thick and super fun to trace and tease along

yeah he kinda has a "dad bod", has gained a fair bit of pudge over the years and doesn't really have much of a workout routine but he's MUCH stronger than he gives himself credit for. can probably bench-press 100 pounds but has never tried

the pudge on his tum actually DOES hide a bit of package so press in and it'll probably be felt

he has very, very faint freckles that come out in the light, but they're noticeable if you squint!! they're all over his cheeks, the back of his neck, his shoulders and his upper back

little scars on his back and stomach from carrying things around and getting into accidents. also has a thick bit of scar tissue on the front of his right shin from a fall during biking

richie tends to regularly clip his finger and toenails, them getting too long kinda freaks him out

his hands are large and calloused but soft and WARM. perfect for holding and resting on a part of another's body!!

his waist doesn't really dip all that much going into his hip. there's a healthy layer of skin there so to hold on to his lover's handles takes a small bit of effort

has VERY pronounced venus dimples on the small of his back, perfect for tracing and making him shiver and hum

strong but very squeezable thighs. trim in jeans, thick in boxers. has very faint but definitely noticeable stretch marks on his outer thighs up near his hip

( spicier stuff under the cut ;3 )

erogenous zones are his neck, chest, sides, hips, thighs, and ass. loves getting hickies and kisses on all these places.

nipples are HIGHLY sensitive, will make him twitch and moan with the smallest ghost of a finger & will melt if they're sucked on

gently groping and caressing his thighs and the skin around his hips will make him shiver in delight. loves being held by his hips during sex.

LOVES ass play as a kink. loves having his cheeks played with, spanked, whipped, bitten, licked, anything. just play with his ass in bed pls

it's also very average-sized, yet very firm and cuppable cheeks. rather hairless but tiny bits of fuzz can be felt at the bottom

his butt his highkey ticklish too, pinching or sharply rubbing at his cheeks will make him yelp

richie is circumcized, and he has a fair bit of bush around his groin. may trim the edges if he's really feeling it, since he does have a manscaped subscription for some reason, but it isn't a gigantic part of his grooming regimen.

his balls are also fuzzy like a peach. kind of bumpy under the fingertips but soft and highly sensitive. loves them being cupped and played with during sex.

his taint is also extremely sensitive, loves having the area teased during foreplay and will send him over the edge if already riled up or when actively fucking.

his average length when hard is about 7.5 inches, and his thickest girth is about 6 inches in circumference, a rough 3 inches in diameter. the veins may also pop out a bit more and the tip will flush a dark red.

#「 ✘ 」 » HEADCANONS. ⋮ ━━ ˗ˏˋ I’M JUST SAYING WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS THINKING. ˎˊ˗ #「 ✘ 」 » NSFW. ⋮ ━━ ˗ˏˋ MY FINGER ON YOUR HAIRPIN TRIGGER. ˎˊ˗

[vivalgi]

I'm one of those players who chooses their LI based on their personality but since single LI books put much more stress on LI's looks, I can't help but be a little more critical about their designs.

First off, why does only the black sprite have visible abs? Do I really have to draw them myself again like in DLS? The other two rather look like they're sporting dad bods.

Another thing that disturbs me are the legs. They're like comical U-shaped cowboy legs. Notice the muscle line mirrored on both thighs? It's as if she's standing with legs turned severely outwards (duck feet as they call it). Here's my quick edit to try to fix it:

While it's nice that PB has chosen a different female fit/muscular body type for a change other than the overused "executive", it wouldn't hurt to take a fresh look at its designs from time to time and fix some flaws. There's also no shame in using real life references. Or try Magic Poser app, I found that tool extremely useful for my own stuff.

#playchoices #alpha #channing lowe #choices analyses #choices edits

[burdened-boy]

A VERY DESCRIPTIVE PROFILE OF YOUR MUSE. Repost with the information of your muse, including headcanons, etc. if you fail to achieve some of the facts, add some other of your own!

NAME: Jonathon Jeremy Limbo

NICKNAME: Jack, Saucy Jack, The Ruiner, Jezza

TITLE(S):  n/a

AGE: 40

SPECIES: Human

SEX: Male

NATIONALITY: left up to interpretation

INTERESTS: In spite of his work, Limbo doesn't sit around his house all day pondering murder. He likes doing light physical activities, like yard work and car repairs, because it makes him feel like he's really doing something. Limbo's classic car is his magnum opus, a 1968 Oldsmobile Toronado that he restomodded himself. He is also a casual history buff, and is a good source of information on why his world is like this. Limbo has lived through several wars, a few of them nuclear, and has served as what is essentially cannon fodder in one of them. He also collects vinyl and likes to barbecue.

PROFESSION: Contract killer, criminal enforcer, mercenary, arsonist, general crook.

BODY TYPE: Dad bod, with a moderately toned upper body.

EYES: Brown

HAIR: Dark brown/black, though his hair is rarely seen. Limbo does not have facial hair, or eyebrows.

SKIN: Covered in gang/crime related tattoos. Notable ones are the Hebrew 666, eyes on each of his shoulder blades, and a large centipede that wraps around his torso.

POSTURE: Limbo is 40, but has the stance of a 19 year old line cook.

HEIGHT: 5’10” (his height isn't ever firm, i sometimes make him shorter than Tabby because its funny)

VOICE: This is the best example I can find. Limbo is soft-spoken, and his touchy voice synthesizer (implemented because he doesn't have a lower jaw) incentivizes him not to raise his voice. Limbo is not a booming, cocky villain, he's a tired guy who has seen too much.

SIGNATURE OUTFIT: In spite of his colleagues dressing up, Limbo's wardrobe is unusually blue-collar. He usually wears a long coat with a collar, under which is some variation of a button up shirt. Lately, it's been a Hawaiian shirt, though in the winter months its a sweatshirt, turtleneck, or a quarter zip. Limbo used to wear a suit, but he doesn't give a fuck about being dapper anymore. For pants, he usually wears basic black slacks, thick socks, and Doc Martens. He sometimes wears a watch, but lately he's been skipping it.

SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Tabitha Overland, who he has been with for over ten years.

COMPANIONS: Noelle, Pari, Archer White (possibly), Michigan, Kira (unwilling), Spoons.

ANTAGONISTS: Most law enforcement agents, past or present, including Stan Norman and his own younger brother, Walter Limbo. He generally dislikes most other assassins, not because he sees them as competition, but because they see him as such. Limbo thinks most hired guns are tryhards.

STRENGTHS: Even though just about everything about him is macabre and violent, Limbo is relatively docile and polite. If you come to him in a crisis, there is a high chance that he will help you, and not expect anything in return.

WEAKNESSES: Limbo is treacherous, especially if he thinks his client is weak and could easily be defeated. If you hire him, that check better not bounce. Physically, he's not very good at fighting, preferring to surprise his enemies instead. On the mental side, Limbo struggles with a lot of concerning intrusive thoughts, and extreme paranoia. There is a storm in his brain, and, in spite of improving over the years, he is still deeply unstable.

FRUITS: Limbo cannot eat most fruits whole, but he drinks a lot of them as smoothies.

DRINKS: iced coffee, redbull, too little water

ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES: Limbo is a recovering alcoholic.

SMOKES: Weed

DRUGS: In the past, Limbo has tried everything. Stimulants, depressants, deliriants, psychedelics, designer, prescription...Legally, though, he is on a soup of anti-psychotics, mood stabilizers, and the occasional pain medication to deal with physical and mental trauma. Weed is the only "illicit" drug he takes now.

DRIVER'S LICENSE: Limbo has one, and he drives fast as fuck.

tagged by @chronicparagon

tagging @cajunspoons @archerwhiterp @violeteyedkiller @distantpagesandpapercuts

once again, my brain is too tired to think of more people, so feel free to steal this as well

#ooc #dash meme #tw guns #tw drugs #limbo

[nami-lvr]

Correct OP: Part 2

Part 1 | Part 3 | Part 4 |

Ft: Mihawk, Doffy, Cora, Buggy, and Crocodile

A/n: Hey hey hey hey hey :3 I rlly love these silly little fellas I only added my favs bc I’m biased for now. But feel free to request! Next will be Shanks, Law, Ace, Sabo, Marco, Smoker, and Princess Vivi.

Mihawk

That one dad who would for real scare everyone away from his kid

Adopted a kid

Loves his kid so much

Takes them on drives when they can’t sleep

DILF

Would not fuck

Ever

Asexual

For sure

Also Aromantic

Definitely would paint his nails like

Fall colors

Like reds and golds and maybe some purples

Anything that compliments his style

Loves the fall

Hear he out

He dresses in a romantic goth style

Not joking

That’s actually so based

Doffy

He wouldn’t be up here if I didn’t like him

W villain

Walks like he has a buttplug right up his ass

Bro is a conservative for sure

But also one of those homophobic politicians that turn out to be the biggest gay bottoms to touch the earth

Homophobic homosexual type shit going on

Corrupt politician

I love him he is so babygirl

He pretends to be in edits

Says slurs

I feel like he would be a lot like Joe Exotic if he was real

Just pulling the most outlandish stunts ever

Would love the show Jackass

Would absolutely shit on neopronouns (sorry neopronoun users I support u)

Cora

Cutie pie

Bro would go all out for valentines day

Favorite shape is a heart

Got bullied in middle school for it

Does not care

Still pulls through w that absolutely dub of a button up

Doesn’t like Doflomingo

Like

Despises him

Seriously I’m not joking

He is a homosexual and out of the closet and Doffy doesn’t support him type shit

Like these two can’t be in the same place type shit

Its bad

Likes baking shows

Finds comfort in music with no words

Not like classic music

Like this

Just finds it so ethereal and calming

Really can fall asleep to anything

Has had the fire department called on him several times in one day

Is extremely against squares

His favorite number is 69 because its a funny number

Buggy

Really likes the color blue

Is chubby

Has a dad bod

Always smells like B.O

Not bad B.O

But like a natural smell

Also finds Cora’s music calming, but in a different way.

Like he listens to it when he goes on walks

Listens to metal or K-Pop no in-between

Like he is blaring Mortician or G-Idle thats it

Plays rhythm games

Discord mod

Pulls NO hoes and all hoes at the same time

Like can’t keep a relationship but constantly in one

Has stretch marks

TRANSGENDER.

FTM TRANS MALE. ITS WRITTEN IN THE STARS.

It’s also fate that he’s a bisexual lmao

Anyways I stan this fuckin clown

Crocodile

Male manipulator

Kins Patrick Bateman

Makes fun of Sigma, Alpha, and Beta males because he believes everyone is below him anyways

Is aroace

But fucks women anyways to show power

Definitely the type of guy to pity you so much he fucks you

Like for real

Would probably smell delicious tbh

But if we’re talking like.. frfr

Like to be honest?

Doesn’t brush his teeth

Has silver teeth

Is gay

Likes men more than women but fucking men isn’t a power move to him

Doesn’t want kids like ever

Would probably make fun of everyone who thinks he’s a sweet guy to their face if he got exposed :3

Like would bully them and go after their physical attributes yk

#mihawk #doffy #dofflamingo #cora #Rosinate #corazón #buggy #crocodile #mihawk op #doffy op #doflamingo one piece #corazón one piece #buggy op #crocodile op #op buggy #op crocodile #op mihawk #op doffy #one piece #op rosinante

[shesay]

No but I’m actually being dead srs rn fat males r more accepted than fat women yk its tru and the “plus size women empowerment” argument many ppl use isn’t gonna cut it fat women r literally hated and mocked by society like extremely while fat males 🤮 have “dad bods” or seen as the funny dude yea they get hate bc they’re repulsive but still not even close 2 what fat women get

[automatonknight]

fuck it we ball actually info about kurier below

in terms of technical information, Kurier is in his late thirties, stands at 168 cm and has a rather strong build (think like a dad bod or whatever it's called). in terms of in-game stats it would exceed in strenght (8) and intelligence (7), have decent endurance (5) and agility (5) while totally lacking in perception (2), charisma (1) or luck (2); strong with melee and hand-to-hand, while the only gun it can use is a plasma blaster, because it will do enough damage no matter where she aims (as far as i understand energy weapons, they explode people), even still, she avoids using firearms, better yet, fights all together. in terms of perks, i'm not really sure yet and i'm basing my list here on what i read on the wiki, don't look at them super, like, game-wise, they're here more so to visualise the character etc etc. as i was saying, perks: strong back, super slam!, animal friend (1st rank), night person, solar powered, slayer and robotics expert. i know that's not all (i think you can reach up to 25 perks in total), but you get the point. it's absolutely shit at barter, speech and anything similar, extremely awkward in conversations but not exactly unwelcoming. pretty good at repairs and lockpicking (i know in-game it's a perception skill but this is not a gameplay tutorial), maybe even a bit of science/medicine. what else! maybe personality. i mentioned it somewhere already but its like a typical loner kind of character, except maybe a bit confused about it, not a very elegant, mysterious loner, more like a "they have been standing in the corner for 15 minutes, do you think i should talk to them?" type of loner, as i mentioned, they're just awkward. they DO like company, they just don't know how to approach people and make friends, well, human ones at least. if someone is open and friendly with them, however, it's very possible they'll also loosen up and chat. he tries to be kind and help where it can, can be very forgiving if he understands someone's reason (for example, he forgave jessup, benny fucked them both over and besides, he was just trying to get around as far as he's concerned). besides getting its hands dirty, it enjoys collecting, climbing/hiking and fashion quite a bit. her main companion is, of course, ed-e (and maybe arcade later on). as for the rest, i can't really say as i haven't gotten all that far in-game just yet, but i think she'd be instantly repelled by boone (just kind of felt unwelcome so she didn't talk to him more than once), would probably get along with manny though but he's not a companion (SAD!). with arcade i think they'd enjoy learning things from him, whether that be just facts or knowledge they can apply in life (then again i'm not exactly sure how arcade is). coming back to behavior for a second, it doesn't enjoy killing even if necessary and will take things only if its sure they're abandoned (unless it REALLY wants/needs them, then maybe it'll steal). with killing it's more of a moral standpoint but stealing is just kind of stressful for it lol. there is really not much more i think i can say lol but feel free to ask abt more etc etc

#i;m not reading this again #hope it's comprehensible though #thank you Pia for single handedly inspiring this post btw........grins :3

[dancedance-resolution]

feel free to read beneath the cut if you’re a queer woman ish person who’s had sex with a cishet man before and wants to give me some advice lol

i’ve decided im going to have sex with a cis man to see what it’s like, figure out some gender stuff, and first hand research on how penises work for writing reasons.

on bumble, i found the one in ~50 who doesn’t repulse me! i messaged him:

Hi [Name] - so I’m looking for something really specific haha. I’m trying to figure out some gender stuff, and I’m interested in having sex with a man with a penis. The way this would work for me is we’d meet up somewhere for coffee/lunch, then based on vibes etc, we’d determine if we want to see each other again for that :) Is that something you’re open to?

he said: That’s pretty interesting hahahaha. I might be down for that

we made some small talk (he has a couple of cats and an aussie named darby, he asked me if i like music games books, etc). we both live with our parents but he said “I’ve got a pretty big back seat I guess LMAO”. generally he has been extremely polite and not creepy at all despite the clear implication that i am a “virgin” to men with penises, and he seems friendly too.

it is his birthday this weekend so he is busy (also i’m going on a first date with someone who i’m actually interested in a relationship with on saturday), but he said he will let me know if he’s available for coffee on monday between 4 and 6.

his profile says his main hobby is video games. he’s two counties northwest of me aka lives in hick country and looks a little bit like it but in a very non intimidating way. he doesn’t show off muscles in any photo like so many of these men do, so i’m hoping he’s got a ‘dad bod’ or whatever. (i hope that doesn’t come off as me emasculating fat men; i just like fat ppl generally regardless of gender.)

i am optimistic! worst case scenario he actually does repulse me and i don’t have sex with him. best case scenario maybe i get him off in the back seat of his car (although i presume its a truck lol) and it sparks some realizations about everything i want it to slash helps me get some answers on those things! also im really really excited to see what a functioning penis is actually like

i don’t know what to do safety wise. my only irl friend is a 2 hour drive away for the next few months and i obviously cannot tell my catholic mother that her lesbian child is meeting up with a man i met on a dating app. she has my phone location at all times though, and ill share my location with my irl friend too so they know what’s going on. im not overly worried about safety??? however if i get in his car for sex stuff that’s theoretically the riskiest part. idk though i’ve never really considered safety on first dates??? like i don’t have a contingency plan for saturday other than having a phone on me, but i feel like bc this guy is a man i need to be more cognizant of safety. so if anyone has any advice on that, that’d be cool

also generally if anyone has been in a similar situation, lmk if you have advice or even just tell me what it was like for you bc im nosy lol. anons are open etc. also sorry if you read all this lol

[vanillashusband]

Royal Margine Cookie hc ideas for funzies <3

~He's the most flirty and show offy with you(but also if/when you flirt back it's obvious there's an affect cause your the only cookie's opinion on the matter that matters to him <3)

~Buttercream takes a liking to you instantly and that leads to cute animal hijinks as well as pictures! He might even let ya ride him >:33

~Puts on a cool, suave, flirty persona because he's very insecure about not actually being made out of real butter

~Also, this is something he would actually talk to and admit to you unlike other cookies

~Just a personal opinion but I think underneath the top layer of clothing he's a bear kjlgbjskl Lots of body hair that can be sensitive and ticklish >:)

~More of a dad bod than you might think

~Extremely soft and cuddly but only in private! Otherwise he's more prone to small acts of pda like hand holding...but in private he's just super clingy and all over you as much as possible <3

~Sits in front of the mirror for an hour double checking his appearance/Gets up early to get all dolled up

~Loud snorer and with a grip of iron so you always end up being held at night one way or another XD

CICI YOU KILLING ME YOU ARE KILLING YOUR FRIEND o(-<

but. it is very canon now that Margarine is insecure about himself

its. actually very sad! also possibly has a dependency on drinking from how he got drunk and immediately spilled all his secrets. he's sad, and not in a fail guy sopping wet pathetic kind of way, I do genuinely feel very bad for him hfdggdg

#bug letters [asks] #selfshippinglover #ok also. BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU FOR SENDING ME THIS (/lh) #smooth like butter 【♡】