#jjtech

[mostlysignssomeportents]

An adversarial iMessage client for Android

Adversarial interoperability is one of the most reliable ways to protect tech users from predatory corporations: that's when a technologist reverse-engineers an existing product to reconfigure or mod it (interoperability) in ways its users like, but which its manufacturer objects to (adversarial):

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2019/10/adversarial-interoperability

"Adversarial interop" is a mouthful, so at EFF, we coined the term "competitive compatibility," or comcom, which is a lot easier to say and to spell.

Scratch any tech success and you'll find a comcom story. After all, when a company turns its screws on its users, it's good business to offer an aftermarket mod that loosens them again. HP's $10,000/gallon inkjet ink is like a bat-signal for third-party ink companies. When Mercedes announces that it's going to sell you access to your car's accelerator pedal as a subscription service, that's like an engraved invitation to clever independent mechanics who'll charge you a single fee to permanently unlock that "feature":

https://www.techdirt.com/2023/12/05/carmakers-push-forward-with-plans-to-make-basic-features-subscription-services-despite-widespread-backlash/

Comcom saved giant tech companies like Apple. Microsoft tried to kill the Mac by rolling out a truly cursèd version of MS Office for MacOS. Mac users (5% of the market) who tried to send Word, Excel or Powerpoint files to Windows users (95% of the market) were stymied: their files wouldn't open, or they'd go corrupt. Tech managers like me started throwing the graphic designer's Mac and replacing it with a Windows box with a big graphics card and Windows versions of Adobe's tools.

Comcom saved Apple's bacon. Apple reverse-engineered MS's flagship software suite and made a comcom version, iWork, whose Pages, Numbers and Keynote could flawlessly read and write MS's Word, Excel and Powerpoint files:

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2019/06/adversarial-interoperability-reviving-elegant-weapon-more-civilized-age-slay

It's tempting to think of iWork as benefiting Apple users, and certainly the people who installed and used it benefited from it. But Windows users also benefited from iWork. The existence of iWork meant that Windows users could seamlessly collaborate on and share files with their Mac colleagues. IWork didn't just add a new feature to the Mac ("read and write files that originated with Windows users") – it also added a feature to Windows: "collaborate with Mac users."

Every pirate wants to be an admiral. Though comcom rescued Apple from a monopolist's sneaky attempt to drive it out of business, Apple – now a three trillion dollar company – has repeatedly attacked comcom when it was applied to Apple's products. When Apple did comcom, that was progress. When someone does comcom to Apple, that's piracy.

Apple has many tools at its disposal that Microsoft lacked in the early 2000s. Radical new interpretations of existing copyright, contract, patent and trademark law allows Apple – and other tech giants – to threaten rivals who engage in comcom with both criminal and civil penalties. That's right, you can go to prison for comcom these days. No wonder Jay Freeman calls this "felony contempt of business model":

https://pluralistic.net/2023/11/09/lead-me-not-into-temptation/#chamberlain

Take iMessage, Apple's end-to-end encrypted (E2EE) instant messaging tool. Apple customers can use iMessage to send each other private messages that can't be read or altered by third parties – not cops, not crooks, not even Apple. That's important, because when private messaging systems get hacked, bad things happen:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_celebrity_nude_photo_leak

But Apple has steadfastly refused to offer an iMessage app for non-Apple systems. If you're an Apple customer holding a sensitive discussion with an Android user, Apple refuses to offer you a tool to maintain your privacy. Those messages are sent "in the clear," over the 38-year-old SMS protocol, which is trivial to spy on and disrupt.

Apple sacrifices its users' security and integrity in the hopes that they will put pressure on their friends to move into Apple's walled garden. As CEO Tim Cook told a reporter: if you want to have secure communications with your mother, buy her an iPhone:

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tim-cook-says-buy-mom-210347694.html

Last September, a 16-year old high school student calling himself JJTech published a technical teardown of iMessage, showing how any device could send and receive encrypted messages with iMessage users, even without an Apple ID:

https://jjtech.dev/reverse-engineering/imessage-explained/

JJTech even published code to do this, in an open source library called Pypush:

https://github.com/JJTech0130/pypush

In the weeks since, Beeper has been working to productize JJTech's code, and this week, they announced Beeper Mini, an Android-based iMessage client that is end-to-end encrypted:

https://beeper.notion.site/How-Beeper-Mini-Works-966cb11019f8444f90baa314d2f43a54

Beeper is known for a multiprotocol chat client built on Matrix, allowing you to manage several kinds of chat from a single app. These multiprotocol chats have been around forever. Indeed, iMessage started out as one – when it was called "iChat," it supported Google Talk and Jabber, another multiprotocol tool. Other tools like Pidgin have kept the flame alive for decades, and have millions of devoted users:

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2021/07/tower-babel-how-public-interest-internet-trying-save-messaging-and-banish-big

But iMessage support has remained elusive. Last month, Nothing launched Sunchoice, a disastrous attempt to bring iMessage to Android, which used Macs in a data-center to intercept and forward messages to Android users, breaking E2EE and introducing massive surveillance risks:

https://www.theverge.com/2023/11/21/23970740/sunbird-imessage-app-shut-down-privacy-nothing-chats-phone-2

Beeper Mini does not have these defects. The system encrypts and decrypts messages on the Android device itself, and directly communicates with Apple's servers. It gathers some telemetry for debugging, and this can be turned off in preferences. It sends a single SMS to Apple's servers during setup, which changes your device's bubble from green to blue, so that Apple users now correctly see your device as a secure endpoint for iMessage communications.

Beeper Mini is now available in Google Play:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.beeper.ima&hl=en_US

Now, this is a high-stakes business. Apple has a long history of threatening companies like Beeper over conduct like this. And Google has a long history deferring to those threats – as it did with OG App, a superior third-party Instagram app that it summarily yanked after Meta complained:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/02/05/battery-vampire/#drained

But while iMessage for Android is good for Android users, it's also very good for Apple customers, who can now get the privacy and security guarantees of iMessage for all their contacts, not just the ones who bought the same kind of phone as they did. The stakes for communications breaches have never been higher, and antitrust scrutiny on Big Tech companies has never been so intense.

Apple recently announced that it would add RCS support to iOS devices (RCS is a secure successor to SMS):

https://9to5mac.com/2023/11/16/apple-rcs-coming-to-iphone/

Early word from developers suggests that this support will have all kinds of boobytraps. That's par for the course with Apple, who love to announce splashy reversals of their worst policies – like their opposition to right to repair – while finding sneaky ways to go on abusing its customers:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/09/22/vin-locking/#thought-differently

The ball is in Apple's court, and, to a lesser extent, in Google's. As part of the mobile duopoly, Google has joined with Apple in facilitating the removal of comcom tools from its app store. But Google has also spent millions on an ad campaign shaming Apple for exposing its users to privacy risks when talking to Android users:

https://www.theverge.com/2023/9/21/23883609/google-rcs-message-apple-iphone-ipager-ad

While we all wait for the other shoe to drop, Android users can get set up on Beeper Mini, and technologists can kick the tires on its code libraries and privacy guarantees.

If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/12/07/blue-bubbles-for-all/#never-underestimate-the-determination-of-a-kid-who-is-time-rich-and-cash-poor

#pluralistic #multiprotocol #interoperability #adversarial interop #beeper #reverse engineering #blue bubbles #green bubbles #e2ee #end to end encrypted #messaging #jjtech #pypushbeeper mini #matrix #competitive compatibility #comcom

[numelfanclub]

did i ever post this??

I DIDN'T WAIT

ok so i made an au and stuff where suguru's alive but like it took a massive toll on his physical body so his right upper side is a tad weaker and heavily scarred but he's alive and stuff >_< i have more drawings hold up

honestly i'm kinda scared to post these here but RAGHH ok have fun teehee

#numelfanclub #jujutsu kaisen #jjk fanart #jjk #satosugu #stsg #sugusato #satoru gojo #suguru geto #geto suguru #gojo satoru #resurrection!stsg #GOD I LOVE THIS AU #it's genuinely just born from me wanting to have suguru a] alive and b] be a teacher at jjtech with satoru #i missed him so i made him live muahaha #nobara nanako and mimiko have res designs as well and i'm thinking of adding riko next

[saintkaylaa]

Bby girl, I am screaming, crying AND throwing up at this revelation… the ‘pre-relationship drunk texts’ between Nanami and Y/N and the ‘I love you (parade of 100 demons)’ for Suguru… it’s the SAME Y/N 😭 you’re a genius babes.

you know i’m super surprised no one caught on sooner. especially when i published the “i miss my ex” txts and nanami asked if y/n was talking about “him”. the him was suguru but he was already dead/kenjaku.

that’s also mostly why i only do jjtech suguru and not post!suguru.

nanami and suguru share the same y/n.

they all went to school together, and nanami had been in love with her then too. they were best friends, but nanami didnt want to cause issue between her and suguru, nor ruin his friendship with her, so he remained quiet.

that’s why in the “are you cheating” txts nanami tells y/n he waited so long for her, so he wouldn’t cheat. she was the woman of his dreams😍

both their y/n also talk the same.

it’s fun making lore lmao, i was about to drop another hint this week too. let’s see if anyone can spot it lmao.

i’ll write your smau next week🤍

#saintkaylaa ask and answered

[wmuffy]

≡𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑵 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑻 ≡𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑵 𝑪𝑯

fire drill

while the guys of JJTECH and members of group b were in night classes a fire seemed to happen causing evacuation of the entire university! yn, maki, and nobara were busy streaming a new haul when the sirens began and the noise didn’t fail at startling the three. not having time to shut the stream off nobara gathered as many belongs as she could while maki and yn tried to get the girl to leave the building. soon enough after not being outside for a long period of time megumi sent firefighters to makis dorm (where the three were streaming) to retrieve the girls.

≡𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑵 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑻 ≡𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑵 𝑪𝑯

sad itadori! i have to stop making him so miserable but things like that would only happen to him! also poor yn busting her ass on stream lollll. this is only part 1 of chapter one. thanks for reading!

ehh nah OR continue!

#jujutsu fanfic #jujutsu gojo #jjk smau #jjk headcanons #jjk oneshot #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #jjk satoru #x reader #reader insert #smau #wmuffy #gojou satoru x reader #gojo saturo #anime

[erzyu]

jjtech’s field trip to disney land

#satosugu #jjk #nanami kento #yaga masamichi #gojo satoru #geto suguru #ieri shoko #haibara yu #the whole gang #from that one twitter splash mountain pic hasdjah #erzyuart

[urostakako]

Kirara for character ask game

favorite thing about them: her designnnn shes literally so cool. peakest jjk character design ever tbh

least favorite thing about them: theres nothing i dont like about her. i dont like how underutilized she is though i want to know more about her

favorite line:

"Aren't you getting heated?" (157)

brOTP: zukkaoru put me on but tsumikirara.... i hc tsumiki as aroace but i love the idea of their dynamic of tsumiki as someone who has always been living for others without a chance to do something for herself and kirara feeling trapped in her life and both of them finding comfort in each other to grow up and search for change... 🫶its so real

OTP: hakirara !!!! i love them sm theyre the coolest ever 😭power couple fr

nOTP: idk how popular it is but i dont like the idea of kashimo dating hakirara

random headcanon: matching hair dye w hakari, im not sure that this is just hc but im pretty sure she also left jujutsu tech cuz of transphobia from higher ups. shes unallied with jjtech but she does like to get updates on her kouhai, although this was no longer possible after june 2018 when things started getting too busy at the school

unpopular opinion: ppl think shes stupid apparently but shes not. also tgirl

song i associate with them: Messages from the Stars - Sped Up by The Rah Band

favorite picture of them:

#ty for the ask <3 #najma <3 #ask game #hanancouldyounot

[wellfell]

some jjk verse headcanons bc i need to gather them here somehow hehe ; 🤍

she died ( and turned into a special grade curse , a rebirth of some sort ) at the age of 26 . she won't get old , but for some reason the age will affect her hair . it'll be white by the time she's around 40s but her face will stay the same .

her eyes are white . in her curse form , though she uses spell to make herself irises akin to her previous ones but under sunlight they disappear altogether nfdgga .

she doesn't take sides , is what she says but the kids in jjtech had been growing on her enough to make her fight alongside them .

you can mostly find her wearing loose kimonos , a bit revealing and probably no fucks given because she's not seen as a wicked vixen anymore ; she's a Curse . she can do whatever she wants .

akina died falling off from a building , so ,, crippling fear of heights .

her powers are mostly unknown ; though she once manipulated someone's domain , and had made most of her opponents go mad . other than that she can levitate , expand her domain ( oceanic is its name ) , and fight with twin blades .

the higher ups don't let any teacher teach her anything because they don't trust her .

she's not allowed to leave the school unless a first grade / special grade sorcerer is with her .

#curse babygirl on her way to ruin someone's day hehheheb #jjk verse. #study.

[deathleadsarc]

here's a massive compile of JJK info that I wanted all in one place.

NAME: Qistina Quina Leota RACE:  Qistina is a German born woman of Arabic descent APPEARANCE: Roughly unchanged. Conservative blouses and skirts, carefully pulled back hair. OCCUPATION: Bio-Chemist. Previously a surgeon. Transferred to a lab in Japan to study cursed objects and spirits. Visited the School many times before settling in Japan until the Culling Game. BIRTHDATE: Oct. 31st 1985. ALIGNMENT: Neutral Evil GRADE:  ???  ( this is one of the only details I’m on the fence with. So I’ll say for her abilities potential, she’s a GRADE 1 ) AFFILIATION: none. technically, Jujutsu High and it’s students. She is not formally involved, but will help on occasion, for a very specific price. Her weakness for children plays a part in that. I could also see a verse where she went along with Geto's cult/plans.

SPECIAL ABILITIES:     Creation and Destruction   :   Alchemy.

Along with being able to perform menial tasks one could think of when creating and destroying is involved  ( fixing things, getting the dirt off of things, making things dry or repairing dents, etc ) She can also increase the amount of metals in the body to cause toxicity of varying types, turn the air into carbon monoxide, rust and decay metals outside the body, etc. It can melt the skin, the bones, the eyes  -  boil the blood and rot the insides. She mostly uses her Alchemy and knowledge of the human body to further her research into organically transmuted human parts, organs, and cursed injuries. Initially beginning her research to replace several failing organs of her own, continuing when she became a little too fond of what her own Alchemy could do.

RULES: 

She must know what her target’s components are, or at least have an extended guesstimate, in order to transmute it. 

Requires the joining of array’s on her Hands.

There must be Equivalent Exchange involved, but not necessarily from only her. 

Each dive into the more intense Alchemy requires a significant toll. for her, it is her mind that suffers.

Examples.     Clouds of radiation from the soil and rock in the ground  -  as all soil and rock contain radioactive material ( like uranium, thorium, and radium ). Meaning, she can also cause Ionizing RADIATION . Which is the kind that minerals, atom bombs and nuclear reactors emit. The main thing it does to the HUMAN BODY is that it weakens and breaks up DNA , either damaging cells enough to kill them or causing them to mutate in ways that may eventually lead to cancer. With alchemy, she could speed up the process. 

     OUTSIDE OF A BATTLE SETTING , she can uses her alchemy to just do the exact opposite. After her duty in battle she spends her time in the medicinal field, to help remove certain radiations, toxicity, and ruin in not just the surrounding areas of their enemies but around the country too. When understanding the components of that cursed energy, she is able to steadily deconstruct it - though she tends to get intense headaches after each transmutation.

WEAKNESSES:  Close Combat. Her intensity in her work. Technology. Having to fight against children or teenagers.

Qistina's JJK verse is her at her most modern and probably the most modern version of her you will ever be seeing. She's 'most human' here, but not really. she encourages students to be at their best. doesn't help them even when they beg and cheers them on while they're getting their ass beat by some low level curse like "I know you were taught better than that!!"

she wants to see people at their best. Despite the desire to maim and kill and bleed dry her opposition and even thinking of doing such things to people in that world, she still has the desire to see the true heart and soul of the world around her! no secrets or holding back, no mollycoddling, she's just.

she's just her.

[ If Bell has a room a JJTech, would she make it feel like home, or treat it more like a temporary workspace? ]

     that.... is not something I had ever thought of before! She’s a bit fickle with her workspaces and home, as she considers her ‘work’/’alchemy’ to be something that makes her feel as if she’s at home. Her Sanctuary, as she always calls it. If she knows she’ll be staying somewhere and will be using her alchemy extendedly, she’ll be making that space a very comfortable one. Over time, it’ll look more like a home for her. potted plants, countless books, beds for Basker, ruffled feathers and torn paper corners from Poe, etc. She’s quite meticulous when it comes to curating a space for herself to be comfortable! So even just stepping into a room of hers, it’ll look as if she’s lived there for ages.

JJTech applies to this of course! When it comes to her work, she doesn’t ever want to feel like things are missing in that space. Just a regular table or even a hotel table, she has a hard time concentrating because she.... requires the addition of her pencils, tools, bookshelves, scrawled notes, literal space where she can stand and walk about in thought - you get the idea.

She’ll probably playfully refer to it as a Sanctuary but even in this more modern verse of JJK, she takes that term very seriously. and especially treats the room very seriously as well. 

[ Pieces of her Yakuza verse fit rather nicely with her JJK verse so I’m reposting these bits into that tag! ]

In this verse, Qistina will have her two lovely little yellow canaries Sol and Luna. She brings them downstairs to the clinic ( living in the above loft to keep Qistina herself close by ) considering that these small birds are very attached to her and very greatly need her around throughout the day. They really require company from her.

There is also a rather large Raven that has been following her around since she arrived in Japan, having fed it a few times. She’s taken to calling him ‘Poe’, and he’ll usually hang out around the windows for her to come outside during her lunch breaks ( and yes, she still gives him food )

During these breaks, she will go through her stock of medicines at that moment during the day, place orders through her laptop if need be, make calls, etc. But every other day, you’ll spot her practicing her Japanese and handwriting. HINT: it is very meticulously written, in fact, it looks more like typing than handwriting. She frets whether or not her kanji/katakana/hiragana is legible. At the moment, she’s at a N3.

N3 is the INTERMEDIATE LEVEL: The ability to understand Japanese used in everyday situations to a certain degree. Reading. One is able to read and understand written materials with specific contents concerning everyday topics. One is also able to grasp summary information such as newspaper headlines.

I’d say she really beats herself up over not knowing kanji, despite even native-born Japanese people constantly learning Kanji in schools all throughout their life. However, though her Hiragana and Katakana are perfectly memorized and never mistaken, she’ll do the same thing if she forgets even the simplest of words or phrases.

Everything she does must be perfect, just like in all her verses. Her note-taking is something you’d see in some pinterest board ; highlights, straight lines, descriptions, lots of pretty writing, sometimes even diagrams, etc.

Her speech is incredibly polite and highly formal, but sometimes she’ll slip into the same dialect depending on who she speaks to. Picking up certain shortened phrases and really sounding like a native speaker... buuuut you’ll still hear that incredibly over-polite speech.

[DOMAIN] 

The Realm of Truth. Killing and mutating the DNA and cells. A pure white area. A single, massive door behind her. The Eye of the One pulling and dragging you in as if each touch is breaking down the body, molecule by molecule, until you are consumed fully by the door. A slow, agonizing death as ionizing RADIATION courses through the body. Dying a thousand deaths in an instant, leaving you alive and well with the pain of that death still ever shivering up and down the spine.

At least until you start breathing again, touched by the oxygen of earth, there comes the chain reaction of the body. Cells broken down little by little until the agony of dying again and again finally destroys you on the molecular level. Returned to Nothing. a pure blast of radiation none can survive.

#🜃 | o’ cursed heart. o’ crumbling belladonna | jujutsu kaisen

[bonetools]

thinking about emo little alt kid nanami showing up for school his first day at jjtech, meeting geto, immediately impulsively telling him he looks like sakurai atsushi, and promptly trying to drop out

#in my mind they both know who he is but gojo doesnt because Sheltered #getos like ‘this is the greatest compliment anyone could literally ever give’ #and nanamis like ‘ok i can never say anything nice again it reveals too much about me’ #jjk #ah being 15. #jujutsu kaisen

[noctis-tempore]

jjtech high hakuja relationship chart <3

#moochie’s art #mocha & hakuja

[tomonari-nue]

Junpei Lives AU

i already warned Kiyoko about this but basically this is dedicated to my friend whom i bullied persuaded into watching JJK only to have them crying in my DMs when they found out Junpei was gone for good.

anyway, who else is bummed out that Junpei never got to learn alongside Yuuji and make friends at JJTech bc i sure am so My City Now

let’s assume that in a slightly more merciful world Junpei wasnt idle-transfigured to death and Yuuji basically hauled his ass away from Mahito

Nanami: Itadori-kun he did attack civilians Yuuji: yeah after being severely manipulated by an extremely fucked up cursed spirit! and being bullied relentlessly! and losing his only family! Nanami: his only family? Junpei: my dad isn’t in the picture Nanami, doing quick neck-breaking mental gymnastics about the possible logistics of unofficially adopting another teenage boy: I See.

technically, due to his age Junpei should be a year or two higher than Yuuji but given that he’s pretty much a newbie, he stays with the other first years

Yuuji wasnt allowed to accompany Junpei when he had his “exam” with Yaga and pretty much sat outside the room biting his nails

he doesnt hear Junpei’s declaration that he’ll never allow anyone to ever lay a hand on him ever again, that he wont let himself be manipulated any longer

Junpei moves into the empty dorm next to Megumi

(poor Megumi is thus subsequently stuck with hearing them giggle during their movie marathons in either room bc the walls are THIN and it doesnt matter who’s in who’s dorm bc its STILL NEXT TO HIM AND HE WANTS TO SLEEP THANK YOU VERY MUCH–)

Yuuji gets Junpei a lavalamp with floating jellyfish in it as a housewarming (dormwarming??) gift

initially Junpei was a little nervous meeting Yuuji’s other friends but he figures if they like Yuuji they wouldnt be that bad

wrong. he was terrified of both Megumi and Nobara.

Megumi: hello who is th– Nobara: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS HUH? WHO IS THIS STRANGER YUUJI? ANOTHER SWEATY TEENAGE BOY? WHY COULDNT YOU FIND ANOTHER GIRL DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?

(its okay they became friends)

each of them coach Junpei regularly so he can keep up: Yuuji obviously takes over the hand-to-hand combat aspect

Junpei: no offence but i dont want to fight you Yuuji: oh its okay!! i have a high pain tolerance so dont worry about hitting me!! Junpei, who already got his ass kicked thoroughly by Yuuji before and knowing that this guy’s bicep is double the width of his own noodle arms: thats not what im worried about

Megumi, naturally, takes over coaching Junpei on all things shikigami – he’s very taken by Moon Dregs

Junpei: this is Moon Dregs, i didnt have her for very long but– Megumi: she’s beautiful, but can she fight? Junpei: she’s very poisonous Megumi: rad. anything else? Junpei: she. glows in the dark? Megumi: Megumi, under his breath: thats fucking sick as hell

Junpei isnt too sure what Nobara can coach him on considering their fighting styles are very different

Nobara: dont worry im gonna punch a spine into you Junpei: ????????

Nobara becomes the most terrifying (yet oddly effective) life coach in order to teach Junpei to be a lot more confident – unfortunately that also means feeding into his hidden violent streak KJBSBJKDJBK–

Nobara: this guy slaps your ice cream cone to the ground Junpei: what a dick Nobara: EXACTLY! what do you do? Junpei: hit him with a brick Nobara: YES Yuuji: NO Megumi: depends on what flavour the ice cream was

despite him and Nobara having similar violence levels, Junpei does kind of try to be the peacemaker in the group even if he does overindulge Yuuji quite often lmao

he brings the WEIRDEST movies to movie night fridays and often argues with Nobara over what they should watch

he once ignored Yuuji for an entire evening bc the other voted against him and he was stuck watching Frozen with everyone

Yuuji: cmon Junpei, just let it– Junpei: finish that sentence and im eating all of the mozzarella sticks

nobody likes to play Uno against Junpei bc he turns absolutely ruthless

on the first few nights at JJTech Junpei, having turned a little insomniac, wandered into the kitchen late at night to find this gangly figure in the dark with bright blue glowing eyes

nobody had bothered to tell him that Gojo liked to sneak sugar cubes

Junpei screamed so loud Yuuji took his door off its hinges in frantic hurry and Megumi got a bloody nose bc he ran straight into a wall

of course, that was nothing compared to having a very cranky and very pissed off Nobara show up in bunny-patterned PJs and hello kitty eyemask clutching her hammer

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #yoshino junpei #cursed technique: headcanons #itadori yuuji #fushiguro megumi #kugisaki nobara #gojo satoru #nanami kento #JUNPEI DESREVED TO LIVE A LIFE FULL OF TEENAGE SHENANIGANS #IM SO SAD HE NEVER GOT TO #IMAGINE THE FRIENDSHIPS #THE CHAOS #GOD. JUNPEI IF YOU'RE OUT THERE #ILY HONEY

[hella1975]

TO DO WIST (haha get it like wip + list haha 😐)

jjk

- maki and mai analysis fic

- waiter suguru au (you've heard of childhood friends to lovers get ready for childhood enemies to customer service won't let me slam this tray upside your head to lovers)

- though it never felt right (itadori death, megumi's journey with grief)

- shoko's memories (shoko had a camera in her second year at jjtech and no one has ever seen the footage before aside her. shibuya fails and the culling game never happens because suguru is captured. to try and bring him back in one last ditch attempt, they show him his memories from shoko's films)

bsd

- mafia traitor chuuya fic (mori gets so hellbent on bringing dazai back that he loses his values of prioritising the mafia first, so chuuya is questioning his loyalty and winds up giving information to the ADA as a double spy. soukoku have to work together again and fall in love but it's MESSY <3)

atla

- coffee shop zukka/zuko running from ozai and reluctantly going to iroh's coffee shop where sokka happens to be working

- finish the fucking to all the boys i loved before au jesus christ

haikyuu

- i want to write a sakuatsu pirate au so bad. pirate atsumu and thief kiyoomi who accidentally gets on the ship atsumu steals in order to evade capture. when they break the law together <3

#im posting this bc im hoping u guys will bully me into actually writing some of these #know it's been in my drafts for an ungodly amount of time #for instance the sakuatsu fic idea was WEEKS before the ofmd phenomenon struck tumblr #and now i want to write it even more #all the signs say write a pirate au #and through it all taob sits there weeping

[soapteeth]

teacher!megumi and student!gojo au i bc i thought it would be funny lmao.

[note: i don't ship them. the hickey is from yuji, who i haven't decided whether or not is a teacher at jjtech or not]

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo #megumi #reverse au

[wmuffy]

≡𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑵 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑻 ≡𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑵 𝑪𝑯

fire drill pt. 2

we’ve seen how JJTECH handled the fire drill situation but what were these 3 doing at the time? it also seem to be one particular fan that was pointing out a familiar streamer in the back of a a JJTECH tweet. should we call her our match maker because she certainly want to see these two groups come together!

≡𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑵 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑻 ≡𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑵 𝑪𝑯

i literally can’t stress enough how much i love this match maker fan! she’s putting real work in to get these streamer groups together! and poor shoko! satoru and suguru definitely are not great friends for her and they need to step the game up!

alsooo i decided to clip a few images together because i didn’t want it to be a bazillion separate posts on one chapter so if it’s confusing in anyway let me know so i could fix it up a bit. thanks! also thank you to everybody for the likes and one person who introduced a taglist to me. if anybody wants to be added please let me know!

taglist!

@nnasv @mine-lu @lysaray

ehh nah OR continue!

#jujutsu fanfic #jujutsu gojo #jjk satoru #jjk smau #jjk headcanons #jjk oneshot #jjk #anime #gojo saturo #gojou satoru x reader #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #gojo x reader #gojo x y/n #smau #wmuffy

[erzyu]

they got the best tea on everyone at jjtech

#satosugu #gojo satoru #geto suguru #jjk #erzyuart #or alternatively: gojo just told geto he looked extremely kissable today - pawa

[ensgojo]

I've been great too, just a bit under the weather Satoru, what about you? How are things in JJTech?

It's been the usual, nothing new, nothing to worry about. How's your work though, I seen you got hired recently?

#gojo