#jk don't do that

[cursedwithtoomuchtime]

anasui is just walking around with his ass and pussy hanging out for the entire prison to see and i'm eating it UPPP

alternate caption: is this say yes to the dress or say yes to the SLUT

#anasui put your coochie away challenge #jk don't do that #narciso anasui #stone ocean #jjba #stone ocean spoilers #kinda i guess

[livwritesstuff]

I need to know how you chose the names for steddies kids bc they are 👌 perf

hello can I just say that I've been dying to be asked about this bc literally it was borderline detective work on my part istg and I'd love to share the thought process.

Moe's name was the easiest for me to decide. I was already using Maureen as Eddie's mom's name (and believe it or not I really wasn't planning on this series turning into a kid-fic but here we are). A bit later I learned that my younger cousin has a friend named Maureen who goes by Moe and I just thought there was something very Steddie about that. I felt like Steve would adore the name Lucy the second he heard it, and Lucy Maureen flows well so I went with it.

Like with Moe, I already had the middle names for the younger two (Robin and James) picked out early on. Their first names were way harder bc I had to get analytical about what names Steve/Eddie would be likely to like and choose given that they liked and chose Lucy.

(Major thanks to the social security baby name records because you can narrow the stats down by state woop woop)

According to my research, Lucy ranked #306 in MA the year she was born (2001), seeing its previous peak in the late 1800s before slowly falling off – so a relatively unpopular name that they would have jumped on right before a rapid gain in popularity (it was #48 in 2022 – 2023 list hasn't been released yet). As was discussed in ch. 1 of plant a seed, Lucy is also somewhat of a compromise between Eddie's suggestion of Luciana (very Shakespearean) and Steve's desire for their kids to have "normal" names.

SO – whether Steve and Eddie know it or not, their tastes combine into:

old, uncommon names that are about to see a resurgence and are also vague diminutives of names seen in classic lit

From here, my search began.

Amelia's name was absolutely the most difficult for me to figure out by a landslide. She was originally Eleanor, which I liked but didn't love. Then she spent the entire first draft of Plant a Seed as Madeline, but I really didn't like the flow of Madeline Robin (and I see Steve as someone who absolutely full-names his kids when they're acting out so that was definitely something I considered). From there I landed on Amelia.

Amelia ranked #111 in 2003, so it was a little more mainstream than Lucy (which is part of why I didn't just go with it from the start tbh but that's just me being nit-picky). It has links to Evangeline, which Ed would have adored and Steve would have thought was too dramatic. Amelia would have been a solid compromise, and I think Amelia Robin flows really nicely.

As for Hazel, it just seems to me like a name Steve and Eddie would hear and immediately both like, especially paired with James. Hazel was ranked #467 in 2006 and over the next decade, its popularity increased exponentially. It's now regularly within the top 50 names in the US.

And then, after all that work, they go by nicknames 🙃

#someone go tell that tiktokker who predicts influencer baby names that she's fired #jk don't do that #liv says stuff #liv's steddie dads verse

[nervousspacerobot]

Tried digital painting with only red, yellow, and blue

#my art #the photo in the background is mine too #new game: show someone your art and they guess what mental illnesses you have #jk don't do that #also tried to experiment with expression

[spilledmilkfkdies]

Sparxshipping?

I want you to know. That I walked away from my tablet about three minutes before this one came in. So I forced it to wait for the next bakery batch.

Um so, like it says I get it, but it's not for me. Just literally that. Idk if that's a boring answer, probably about as boring as my last two but hfjdjdjd- I think the discourse around the ship is kinda funny sometimes? Annoying (affectionate). But ig that's easy to say when you're not really passionate about it either way

#at least the colors look nice right #yes yes right very nice ty #i'm glad we all agree #at what point do people just #start saying random ships #to see what silly colors i give them #jk don't do that #UNLESS #milky ask game thingy :)) #winx bloom #winx valtor #bloom x valtor #sparxshipping #loses a single follower because i didn't mark yikes #my bad #answered ask

[milfbro]

new ask game, send me a movie or show and I'll tell you if i could fix it or not

#jk don't do that

[butterbolted-automaton]

you can make Becile Worker August cry very easily

#random #steam powered giraffe #spg #becile worker august #august hanzel #just tell him that the boogeyman's gonna get him #jk don't do that

[baladric]

i didn't think vests could be overtly slutty but i have just learned that we're doing scoop front waistcoats again, so.

#somebody send me seventy dollars to purchase the slutty slutty vintage suit i just found on depop #jk don't do that

[hanmegumi]

LMAO

edit: turning off reblogs because some of the people that are reblogging are extremely fucking moronic. holy shit

#anti jk rowling #anti harry potter #1) she's not being removed because 'she spoke up about biological sex' she actively influences anti-trans policies #2) it's not misogynistic to remove her. the fact that she's a woman doesn't have ANYTHING to do with her removal #3) the people reblogging this in approval don't 'cry when an artist isn't credited' this isn't the same fucking thing. #this is as the article says (if you know how to read 🤭) the quickest solution to reduce her impact #this bitch doesn't just hurt trans people. it's clear in her books that she's a white supremacist and she's also antisemitic #and she said dumbledore is gay for clout. it's fucking obvious. stop defending this woman and get a life- #-or get involved on the side of trans people #or just generally drop the fucking series you read as a middle schooler. nostalgia isn't more important than the lives of trans/jewish ppl

[egophiliac]

swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks

(I gave Silver one too :D)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #white rabbit festival #me: oh boy i wonder what excitement will happen in this new part #characters: now it is time to buy souvenirs :) #me: oh god #jk jk even when the filler is kind of painful i do enjoy the little character moments #like everyone screaming as loud as they can into silver's watch #deuce busting out his suzy izzard impression #SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! #and of course silver assigning flowers to the other dias and getting all sappy over lilia. god. delicious. #you don't understand this ten second long scene is everything to me #though we all know the real highlight #the knowledge that 1) deuce used to have an extremely silly edgy badass nickname #2) he almost certainly gave it to himself #3) he harassed epel's extended family to the point that they told horror stories about him and he was briefly epel's personal idol #epel: i heard he once killed three men with but a look #deuce: what no i never...i mean...ha ha sounds weird nothing a model student like me would know about #also deuce: if you fuckers don't apologize to my mom right now i'll fucking kill all of you (sees dilla) uhhh i mean #deuce: i challenge you to a children's game #black bunnies leader: (strapping on his duel disk) i accept #meanwhile silver is running full speed at a group of children screaming to them about donuts #we aren't going to talk about what ortho did with that fantasy-gregg's sausage roll #so glad that we've reached the 'what the heck is even happening' portion of the event #anyway i completely screwed up the resolution of these so here's hoping they don't look terrible! #whoops!

[gatoiberico]

parfait pals

#GAH my hands are tied with so much work right now so all I have is scribbles and doodles #so I'm gonna be posting sketches!!! either until I am free once more or forever and ditch the idea that I can only post polished pieces #what do u mean I'm a perfectionist ahah HAH #but I'm literally going to explode if I don't just #throw something out of my system #like this random thing #especially with the next arc that's coming up I am losing my marbles for tomorrow's episode already #if you're scared about how you're gonna survive mp100 in december you're not alone I am fearing for my sanity #jk but also (screams internally) #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen #mob #elgatoiberico

[luxtoony]

S..so.. 👉👈 @somerandomdudelmao

I really didn't want my first fanart for Cass series to be angst but my hand didn't listen. The pose and atmosphere was so cool, I couldn't resist :(

Me showing up to my college after another (very very and that's two very's) late night dedicated to turtles.

(sorry for reposting but tumblr pranks me as always)

#cass apocalyptic series #rottmnt movie #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt casey jr #unpause rise of the tmnt #save rottmnt #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #fanart #well technically it's just colouring #I will make proper fanart later #why does this fandom have so many amazing creators? #anyway I love angst but Cass #*grabs your shoulders* #don't play with me I beg of ye #this shit better have the comfort happy ending you promised #jk You do what you want and we will eat this shit up #luxtoony #my art #well my colouring

[jungkkyuk]

SEVEN Recording Film

↳ JUNGKOOK

+ bonus koochella 🥰

#jungkook #jung kook #bts jungkook #jeon jungkook #seven #seven recording film #seven promo #usersky #bts #btsedit #btsgif #jk #trackofthesoul #* #jungkkyukgif #jk chapter 2 #it's been 84 years since i made a gifset.... #omggg i don't have the legacy post editor anymore 😭😭😭 #doing the captions on this new editor suck so bad #like why is the formatting so horrible??

[crabsnpersimmons]

swapping Y/N's with @starriegalaxy!!

i'm still learning magma, so starrie and i decided to draw our moons swapping Y/Ns from our AUs!

if you haven't yet, check out Starrie's Fear Factor AU: https://www.tumblr.com/starriegalaxy/739357795303014400/dca-x-scared-of-animatronics-mascotsreader-au she's got lovely sketches and drabbles and her DCA designs are so huggable!

#fnaf moon #fnaf dca #dca fandom #fear factor au #new do same you au #crab art #mutual's art #jesties collab #digital art #digital art is hard 😂 #the ability to undo and tweak forever is dangerous #but this was really fun! #i need to draw himbo moon more #my muscle memory just does not compute his new body #and yes i gave starrie's y/n the snazziest of shoes #she gave me full creative reign (:< #and for once i don't have to live with the consequences of my design choices #it's her problem now /jk

[cosmicwhoreo]

aight. [slaps a love novel where PB once sat]

lets get these lovers back in talkin terms.

nyeheheh

#Asks #Given that this is one of Gold's Ideas; this will go one of two ways. it's gonna go horribly wrong either on purpose or by accident/jk #He's just as good at this as PB. Probably worse cuz he doesn't even really do “research” #he's just going by the seat of his pants on what feels right to him. #don't ask how he managed this long in the relationship #not even he would be able to tell you- #at least honestly #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #gold choco cookie #cookie run oc #cookie oc

[lemm-moxx]

"GO DOWN THE PUB, GET A PINT, SCRAN SOME HUMAN-JUST A BIT OF BANTER, BLOODY MINGING THEY ARE. GO DOWN BINLEY MEGA CHIPPY. HAVE SOME FISH AND CHIPS (FROM THE CHIPPY) GET A PINT ( STELLA OF COURSE YA BLOODY GIT), WATCH THE FOOTIE!!! WHHHHHHHHHEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!"

sorry what

#seriously who wrote that #if anyone needs a translation i will do so #can anyone tell i thought the idea of brexit geezer horror was funny #jk ik i hid it really well #horror sans #horrortale #utmv #my art #im sorry #undertale au #please don't like this

[hanzajesthanza]

like, i do love cahir when he's introduced, and we get to know him and his character, but also, if i was geralt, and i heard this from my little girl:

i would also beat this guy's ass into the ground and want to kill him so so badly. like this is ciri's nightmare but this is also a parent's worst nightmare

#in this moment it took all of geralt's strength to not just get up and walk directly to strangle this guy with his bare hands #'what did he do to me' ohhhhhhhhhh my goooooddd geralt heard kill bill sirens #but in the moment he had to be like 'shhh it's ok ciri you're safe now' #when she hugs him and buries her face you can see his face and it's just silent horror and rage #also like what actually happened wasn't even that much better but we don't talk about that (jk we should talk about it) #the elbow-high diaries #book: blood of elves #excerpt #AND THEN. IN TOWER OF THE SWALLOW. CIRI HAS BECOME THE NIGHTMARE!!! FOR SUCH A 12 Y.O. GIRL AS SHE ONCE WAS!!