#jsk this is a joke

[gojosbf]

gege akutami (derogatory)

#jsk this is a joke #but yeah. #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk 237 #jjk manga #jjk spoilers #gojo satoru #megumi fushiguro

[apple-salad]

This Halloween, I will be dressing up as your grandma's couch.

... Or, maybe I'm just making an excuse to show off this glorious old JetJ piece, from 2003(!). (I can’t believe it’s almost 20 years old...) Made from a heavy and thick textured gobelin with a generous (and long) flared skirt, I think this piece suits autumn perfectly. If only I had a matching gobelin couch to sink into and camouflage with.

Joking aside, I do have a couple more ‘typically halloween’ themed outfit pictures coming up, and will post those soon.

JSK (Reveur Somptueux): Juliette et Justine Blouse, Bonnet: Mary Magdalene Shoes: Fint

#lolita fashion #classic lolita #juliette et justine #reveur somptueux #mary magdalene #daily coordinate #gobelin #gobelin lolita #grandma kei

[fyeahlolita]

A pretty long time ago, as some sort of joke that I don't remember, I photoshopped a cute walrus on the AP Twinkle Mermaid JSK and shared it with my livejournal and called it "Sparkle Walrus". And to keep the joke going further, my livejournal friends and I had it printed up on actual fabric (this was before spoonflower! I don't remember WHERE I found a place online to custom print fabric by the yard in like 2009ish) A LOT OF THIS DUMB FABRIC WAS MADE IN SEVERAL COLORS. Like idk maybe 6 different people had this dumb stuff? But I don't think any dresses were ever made. In a truly fucked up twist of fate, A COUPLE MONTHS AGO, a friend of mine, who I did not know in this era of mine, told me someone she LARP'd with gave her "some walrus fabric you made", so now she has some yardage of (a pretty goddamn atrocious) bright yellow Sparkle Walrus she plans to make a dress for her dog with.

#honeyedblabs #sparkle walrus

[clouded-dreams2]

SUPREME STRANGE IS SO PURRRR i miss the beard but like. hes still MMmMm

okay but imagine a fic where instead of strange using the darkhold its the reader and stephen has to watch as the love of his life succumbs to the darkness jsks

okay sorry i just. have many thoughts about the strange variants

a/n: There's a reason he's called Supreme Strange. Bad joke, I’m sorry. This is angsty, I do hope you like it. This is my first-time writing angst; I do hope its good.

Warnings: ANGST, Death, SPOILERS to Multiverse of Madness, Darkhold it should be a waring in itself. 

Characters: Supreme Strange, Gn!Reader

“W-what are you doing?” Stephen stuttered confused. He saw the dark of your fingers, the darkhold open. The red magic of the darkhold surrounded you. He wanted to know the reasoning behind you using the darkhold. To him you didn’t have a reason, you had everything you could possibly need. A loving husband, Good friends, etc. If they found out he and the illuminati would have to kill you. He wasn’t ready to accept that fate, he just hoped you hadn't been using the darhold longer than what he knew. 

“Stephen!” You shot your eyes open, dropping to the floor. He wasn’t supposed to see you, he wasn't supposed to be home. He caught you completely by surprise, you closed the darkhold. You both stood in silence, tense silence. You thought you would manage to get away with it, but you started using the darkhold more often. You started getting addicted to it, it became the answer to all your problems. You became distant from Stephen, distant from the illuminati, distant from Captain Carter, distant from everyone. Stephen on the other hand became incredibly busy with the illuminati they knew the darkhold had been discovered, they knew someone was using it Stephen just never suspected it to be you. 

“Why do you have the darkhold?” He was stern, realizing how far you had been with the darkhold. He knew his and everyone's course of action. He could tell how far you had been. He’d be the one to turn you in, no matter how much it pained him. You disrupted the thing he fought the hardest for. 

“I have the power of the multiverse at my fingertips, Stephen. You would do the same for so much power.”

“If you truly believe that. You are not my (y/n), you are not the person I married.” His words hurt, they hurt the side of you that still cared. His words hurt him more than you. He knew he would have to be on the same staff that would ultimately be the end of you.

“What? Do you intend to take me in? Be a part of the people who brought your lover to the long awaited demise?” He tried to hold back tears, he did what he had too. The next thing you knew you were on trial in front of the council magic bounds trapping your wrists and ankles. If you wanted to you knew you could use the power everything in you was going to use the power. The one percent of you fought for control of your body, the control to not use the darkhold. 

“You are the one who has been using the darkhold. You have committed treason against this timeline and the Illuminati.” Charles spoke. 

“I don’t want it in my mind anymore. I don’t want to be controlled by it. Please.” You pleaded guilty, once the darkhold had a hold of someone it didn’t let up. You just had to be stronger. 

“(y/n)..” Stephen took a deep breath. He tried to subside any emotion that he felt, he knew he would break seeing you gone. He swallowed a lump in his throat.

“I hereby close this court and announce you are guilty.” He gritted his teeth. The others could see it wasn’t easy, having to sentence the love of your life to death, for the greater scheme of things. You looked up at him, the pleading expression in your face was so raw. Everyone could tell you really had been battling the darkhold. The next thing you remembered was making eye contact with Stephen, mouthing that you loved him as your hands placed themselves on your thighs. Your black fingertips digging into the leather of your suit. You saw Stephen letting tears run down his face as you had done the same. You knew what was going to happen and you started to cry right before everything went black. You couldn’t feel, you couldn’t see, you were gone.

#supreme strange #supreme strange x reader #multiverse of madness #doctor strange multiverse of madness #multiverse of madness spoilers #gn!reader #mcu fic #marvel fanfiction #established relationship #benedict cumberbatch #x reader #stephen strange x reader #supreme strange fanfiction

[rezcowgirl]

EXCUSE ME!?!?!? I have seemingly been granted absolution from whatever sins I committed against the Thrift Gods last year.

It is an authentic Vivienne Westwood bag, but whoever had this bag before me loved/used it a lot and didn't store it properly. 🤷 For $20, IDGAF. With a lot of wipes, fine grit sandpaper, magic erasers, black sharpie, and brute force, I made it presentable. The orange leather body of the bag is in good condition, and the inside is near immaculate.

This jsk doesn't have a brand and is missing straps, but I can fix that easily. It was only $10. I also didn't own this Polly Pocket before.

Dumb relationship shit below. :)

Woke up, went to say good morning to Aries. He is looking up "chihuahua" on Google.-

Me: We are NOT getting a chihuahua.

Him: No, we aren't. I was writing a sappy post for Facebook about you and needed to look up how to spell 'chihuahua'.

It's a running joke that I am vicious like a chihuahua...maybe it's not a joke if it's true? I try to be tough but he could crush me. He's too nice, though.

I asked him not to post it because I hate Valentines lmao. He is a complete sap. He can post something on our 9 year anniversary in a few months.

Was thinking about how we're "technically" poly and he is vaguely interested in a boyfriend and I'm vaguely interested in a girlfriend, but we just stay home because we generally like each other and would rather stay in and argue and watch dumb shit together.

#personal

[catboybatman]

Im so tired of seeing the worst hot takes on batman all time. Im not even talking about whether he's a good parent or not or the male power fantasy wet dream. Its the soggy whitebread on a plate takes that are presented like its something genius that piss me off more than anything else.

"Batman is a good actor and sometimes he wears make up" this is canon idk what to tell you my guy.

"Bruce would be an ally!!" Well canonically he is. And if you have brains you can see that there is nothing straight about that man, but that is a conversation for another day before i start ranting on how a lot of yall view queerness in characters.

"I think Bruce would offer criminals and such jobs at WE" Again. This is canon. Like idk why you are presenting it like its some genius hot take like its in the fucking text!!!

"I think Bruce donates-" YES HE DOES. ITS A GIGANTIC PART OF WHAT HE DOES. JUST BECAUSE IT ISNT SPELLED OUT IN EVERY COMIC DOESNT MEAN IT DOESNT HAPPEN. Im so tired. Please just open some comics, preferably some slightly older ones. Fucking hell read his wiki if you dont like comics just god something.

Its so clear that these ppl have no idea what kind of character Bruce is and are only familiar with him through batfam/batkids comics and its infuriating how populair these hot takes get because most of the time its just a watered down version of a little thing that is actually canon but just ignored and forgotten bc he has to be the awkward lame dad of the batkids bc otherwise it would require making bruce a complex and layered character and we wouldnt want that now do we

And what really bothers me most is the fucking adoption addiction thing jesus. Listen, i get the joke. It can be funny for sure. But that doesnt mean hes actively out here snatching kids of the street to adopt them and force them to become robin like what fucking comics are you reading??? Im just. Ugh.

This is mainly just venting idk do whatever im not a cop lmao i just find it so annoying that most bruce content is either batkid related bc he isnt allowed to leave his box of lame father bc that wouldnt fit in with the batkids perspective or is just mediocre watered down bs that is literally canon but just ignored or ppl dont bother reading his comics before making a "hot take".

"I think he-" yea because he does

Anyway whatever. Like i said im not a cop and it isnt like this is going to change much lol its just annoying i guess. Keep on doing whatever. Have fun. Enjoy your fandom experience im just being a sourpuss i guess jsks

#bruce wayne #batman #batfam

[42lolita]

SOME BASIC KNOWLEDGE FOR LOLITA NEWBIES

If you are new to Lolita and want to step into this special street fashion, you need to get familiar with some basic knowledge before that. Otherwise you may do not know what other Lolitas are talking about, and can easily make jokes in Lolita fashion.

JSK: jumper skirt. Skirt with shoulder straps, sleeveless dress, vest dress all can be called JSK. Since it’s without sleeves, it usually matches with an inner blouse to wear. For some JSK design, Lolitas also only wear the JSK, without an inner blouse, which is beautiful as well. For example, the following “Dream in Cage” JSK from indie brand Alice Girl is a standard JSK design.

OP: short name for one-piece. It especially refers to a sleeved dress. There can be short sleeves OP or long sleeves OP. The following two long sleeves dresses are very good example of what an OP means.

SK: skirt. The normal match for a skirt is a top shirt. A SK may be designed with shoulder strap or without.

BNT: short name for bonnet. The western ancient women often wear decorative hats with large eaves. The bonnet is usually decorated with beautiful ribbons or flowers or other beautiful themes. It can make the full Lolita coordinate more beautiful.

KC: Katyusha. Headdress and headband that matches with a Lolita dress.

FULLSET: short name FS. It means the complete Lolita costume which usually include headdress (KC/ headband/ bonnet), wig, choker or necklace, shirt, dress, petticoat, tights, shoes, umbrella, bag, wrist cuffs, etc. The wig, umbrella, wrist cuffs and bags are not necessary for all Lolita coordinate, but the headdress, choker or necklace, JSK or OP, petticoat, tights, shoes are necessary for a Lolita fullset. Usually these components need to be the same or similar color scheme or have some designed elements echoes each other.

Choker: clavicle chain, short necklaces.

Ouji: a similar fashion with a more masculine appearance, usually worn by men, but some female Lolitas also wear Ouji, so some Ouji set has size for both female and male.

If you like Chinese Lolita indie brands, you may encounter some Chinese terms in Lolita community. The following ones are mostly mentioned among Chinese Lolitas.

小物: accessories. This usually includes accessories such as headwear, wrist cuffs, necklace, earrings, etc.

小萌款: popular style. The "little cute style" in the Lolita group is also the "pop style" in our ordinary wearing style. It refers to the large number of people who buy this Lolita dress, and the demand is very large, which is very popular with Lolitas.

再贩: Lolita dresses are usually pre-ordered. There are rarely ready to ship stocks and if miss the pre-order, you have to buy second hand ones. However, popular models (non limited) are very likely to restart the reservation after a period of time, which is called 再贩.

柄图: the print on the Lolita dress.

花嫁: bride. In Lolita, it refers to the wedding dress.

素鸡: shirring, some kind of elastic band which is used to adjust the size of the skirt, making it more comfortable wearing.

地球人: people who don't wear Lolita dresses. Because a long time ago, some people in the forum said Lolita dress is too exaggerated and called the girls who wear Lolita dress as "Martian". Lolitas began to use this word 地球人 to call ordinary people "earthman", which is now a neutral word.

山: imitations. Never buy imitations, never wear imitations to tea parties or formal parties.

穿山甲: people who wear fake Lolita dress.

知山穿山: Lolitas know it is fake Lolita dress and still buy and wear it. Never do this. When you buy a Lolita dress, please always be careful to avoid the fake ones. Plese only buy from the brands official store or trustworthy resellers, such as 42Lolita, as we promise that we only sell authentic Lolita dresses from the original designed indie brands.

切替: Japanese transliteration, similar to the meaning of splicing style, refers to the style with different patterns and different fabrics connected to form local discontinuous patterns. Generally, it refers to the Lolita dress with solid color on the upper body and printing on the lower body.

H价: Selling the secondhand Lolita dress at a higher price than the original price.

Thank you for reading this, and welcome to share your ideas with us on 42Lolita site. We do hope each girl can find and wear your desired Lolita dress, and hope Lolita dress can make you more confident and beautiful. 42Lolita provides both popular and newest released Lolita dresses from trustworthy Chinese indie brands. We also provide kinds of coupons from time to time that can be found on https://www.wethrift.com/42lolita , so please do not miss them. Let’s shop happily and save happily. 😊

Best regards,

42Lolita team

#lolita coord #lolita fashion #lolita dress #lolita jsk #egl

[artemismacaron]

I am SO sorry to bother you but I am begging you to tell me where you got that dress!

Oh that's no problem at all!

Feel free to DM me if you have any additional questions as well!

My JSK is from LadySlothShop:

Also thanks for being my first ask ever! (Official one, I've gotten a couple from a friend as a joke lol.)

Stay gorgeous my friend!

#artie's asks

[gothamcityneedsme]

MY SISTER CALLED ME AND THEN THANKED ME FOR LETTING HER COME TO MY TED TALK

#shitpost #sdfl;jsk SHE USED MY JOKE #akeddi

[bubmyg]

Concept: pranking Yoongi by telling him that you accidentally deleted his music files while using his laptop. “You what!?” “It was an accident.” No response “Hello? Yoongi? Yoongles? Baby? Angel?” “Uh hi Y/N it’s Joon, Yoongi Hyung kind of fainted—,” “IT WAS A JOKE OH MY GOD IM COMING!”

oh NO omg

#pls dont joke abt deleting ur s/o's art creations :-( #also i don't thiNK HE'D BE THAT UPSET JSK #Anonymous

[20dollarlolita]

When you need The Black Ribbon's Savortown April fools jsk but you can't have it because it was a joke, it might be time to diy your own Savortown

[tsar3na]

OKAY BUT THEIR NAME WAS YOUNG GEORGIAN LOLITAS, HOW DID NO ONE MAKE THIS CONNECTION???

I am so sorry Nika, you don’t deserve to look ita in this doodle

#young georgian lolitas #nika kocharov #lolita fashion #eurovision #my doodly art #it's based on a BL JSK and a vague BTSSB cut I remember #yes it looks shitty it's cause the joke is shitty

[borathae]

NOOOOO you once wrote somewhere that you usually only write Namjoon because of your friends who are into Namjoon but you usually don’t like writing about him because you don’t see him sexually too often, hopefully that clears that out also for being so stupid 😵‍💫 I’m gonna stop using my emoji because atleast when I came here and said something stupid you wouldn’t know it’s me but I mean it’s still anonymous even with the emoji but STILLLLL AAAAAA no more butter anoonie for me I’m going anonymous after this again, just know I visit your page everv single GOd dame day since ihyily, I’ve been regular fan who sends very very very requests asks, LIKE ALL THE TIME anyyaaysss

Also in my precious ask I meant I’m naturally a dom* because of you now. You gave me a full blown sexual awakening.

I adore you Sibi.

🧈

Bye.

Noo please don’t stop using your emoji because of that. :/ I am seriously not mad at all. My reaction was laced with joking teasing, you know like two friends just jokingly being all "well DUDE now I'm offended, imma fight" without actually meaning it and I seriously didn’t mean it as me wanting beef with you 😶

Please don't go jsks I love chatting with you 🥺😔💜

#asks #🧈anon #that bye with the dot hit hard #you be out here making me feel like we are breaking up #hajsjajshs

[pacificovertures]

drawing dump 2021.01.22

left column:

- ho town café

- clara (again!!!)

- funny last of sheila joke

right column:

- mary in lolita (innocent world royal library corset jsk)

- chihaya bc i miss drawing her

#my art #not tagging this shit

[apple-salad]

Memories of Summer (at this point), from my Europe trip when we spent a day in Dubrovnik, Croatia.

Dubrovnik is the real life “King’s Landing”! Unfortunately, I think it’s no joke when people say that Game of Thrones has made the place (specifically the old town) extremely crowded. It was difficult to impossible to find a peaceful spot there, I didn’t even bother with the iconic Jesuit stairs/Spanish stairs.

It was a fairly hot day! A bit difficult for me to think about now, considering we’re completely in winter weather now.

JSK and blouse are Innocent World, all else offbrand (the shoes are from a taobao brand called Mask of Baroque).

[cherrypiereadytodie]

hey owo

oh ho ho,,

1. First impression: cursed. oh so fucking cursed. at that point both you and elisabeth had your bee movie creek icons and also matching nicknames (ecosystem and hammertime,, i remember when mel caught on she yelled at y’all jsjsj)

2. Truth is: well, yeah, you’re really cursed but like, in a lovable way hahshs,, that fateful night that you me elisabeth and craig voice chatted for the first time is one i’ll never forget jsjs

3. How old do you look:like 12,, like a really pretty 12 year old JKSJSJSJS

4. Have you ever made me laugh: SO MANY TIMES!! every time i’m with you we’re both laughing our asses off!!

5. Have you ever made me mad:i mean, like, jokingly? but i could never ACTUALLY be mad at you dude

6. Best feature:you laugh at all my stupid jokes. i’m not even funny but you always end up laughing,, plus you put up with all of my bullshit jsksjsjs

7. Have I ever had a crush on you:nah! i see you as my child/younger sibling, jsks

8. You’re my:you’re one of my best (and one of the oldest?? at least since i remade from my old old acc) friends on this site!! can’t believe you’ve stuck w me for these wild 7 months esp after the stupid shit i’ve done JKSJSJS

#cherryblogging #ive got so many good (and cursed) memories w you... ilysm logan #mutuals