Yall please don't make any sudden fast movements or Loud noises my fight or flight will act up and I'll hit someone and I'll feel really bad about it :(
MEET MY BOY!!!!
He's still just Spiderman in his universe but around the Spider Society he's known as Jumping Spider. JP is one of the sillier spiders and but often his jokes are incredibly self deprecating and sometimes just makes everyone uncomfortable while he laughs it off. One of the dumber spiders -pensive emoji- Has created a huge mental map of all the spiderpeople and his relationships with them and has assigned everyone family roles that he'll jokingly use with them- absolutely had called Miguel dad before and gotten such a look for it.
He lives in and protects Chicago from a lot of its petty crime but actively works against the police sometimes when it comes to certain issues. His favorite pastimes are sitting on top of tall buildings and just people watching for the sake of people watching- listening to music and catching just a glimpse of someones day-to-day life while he lives his own, and feeding the local strays :)
in a world with an aftg show (because it Has to be a show, not a movie) seth would have a Pretty Guy actor playing him who looked even prettier when he was sneering or scowling and people would make edits of him with the velocity + slo-mo effects and be like "i can fix him"