#just look at the rat man go

[cloudghoul32]

Him in pink lighting is just 🤌🤌🤌

#he's so pretty #he takes my breath away #just look at the rat man go #the band ghost #cardinal copia #cardinal copia is my husband #copia #copia my beloved #ghost #pink lighting

[mattodore]

pretty girl (who has clawed her way through multiple chest cavities)

#river dipping #delphi sol #lykos #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 cas #simblr #she's so cute i remember i intentionally gave her sharper angles when i was messing w/ her last year #but when i did her over last month i just made her rounder again so like. what was the point of that exactly lmao #i'm gonna edit ria jussst a little then fix imani's eyes #i still have an absolute MESS in my library like so many saves i have to go through and delete i'm fr a pack rat in my saves library #but anyway i'm just gonna tweak some faces #my wrists are hurting so i should probably sit down and just watch red dwarf after... #mattodore might start calling to me tho idk #ALSO... added magic bloom to my cas preset :3c have i tested it with matthias yet? ...................no. #palest man aliveeeee he ruins bloom for me all the time like i think bloom can look sooo pretty but i can't even use it like i want </3 #i'll probably have to toss it but it looks pretty to me rn

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN #honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog #where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags #kyle dubas #toronto maple leafs #& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe #& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit. #this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!! #my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor #the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi #that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like #ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds #how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid #the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines #i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer #brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc #bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always #know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works #no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried. #i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs #i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick) #& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen #narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel #about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO #did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle) #OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner #if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf #simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2 #one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry #liv in the replies

[itwoodbeprefect]

i rewatched body language recently and i'm still thinking about the "benny, you're holding a rat."/"yes, i'm aware of that, ray." scene. this one:

because he is! he is holding a rat! and then he smells her breath (for detective purposes, of course) and says "come along" (to the rat, while still holding the rat) and he puts her down just outside the door and when she doesn't scamper off immediately he goes "you have nothing to be afraid of", and then, realizing that he may be misrepresenting the truth to this rat (who has already been through a whole thing! almost getting trampled by scared strippers!), he admits "well, that may not be true in the larger scheme of things, but at least this ordeal is over. so, off you go. toodeloo" and then he does the silly little wave that you would expect a person to do when saying toodeloo. visual aides because i personally think the face of this little rat is very important:

and look, i'm not saying the world would be a better place if we had more fictional men saving rats and giving them encouraging yet realistic little peptalks and saying toodeloo to them, but i AM saying that, actually. the world would probably be a better place if we had more fictional men (or real ones! or women! or neither! why restrict this by gender and/or fictionality!) saying toodeloo to rats they saved from strip clubs.

#i think i may have made a post about this exact scene once before but i'm not going to look for it #if it wants it will come back to me like a little rat with barbecue sauce on its breath #i kid but oh. gdi. this moment is the exact intersection of VERY silly and VERY kind that always gets me #combined of course with a dash of due south's brand of magical realism (is he actually conversing with the rat??? who knows) #and a deep sense of This Man Is Not Normal (affectionate. extremely so) #* #due south #and unrelated to rats but oh. fraser at strip clubs is just always so good. the extreme vibe of queer awkwardness? impeccable

[spaciebabie]

"Put your head on my shoulder.....Hold me in your arms, baby."

just some oc lore. who is it? wouldn't you like ta know

imagine being eaten alive by rats at 6 years old. well, they don't hafta imagine they remember. even decades later the nightmares don't seem ta stop.

#oc stuff #LOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #((they used in a way ta conceal this character's identity)) #monnie i hope u know this art was inspired by ur recent oc lore post #idk u got me thinkin abt my own silly guys #two #the war organization #oc: ??? #blood tw #blood #this isn't really gore-y idk how ta draw that stuff #look a piece of their meat is on the floor!!!!!!!!! #wow!!!!!!!!!!! #rats #man wouldn't it just be so nice ta have parents ta hold you right abt now? #wonder what happened ta those guys #drew this inbetween classes as a way ta stress relive n now i gotta go ta class again 🥲 #byeeeee #they just kinda let the rats do what they wanted. until. #spacie scribbles

[bobthejokester]

I have discovered I have a strange obsession of making characters into rats. Please enjoy the product of my brain being in a microwave. There will definitely be more.

#rat #drdt #danganronpa despair time #teruko tawaki #i feel my brain melting #I am slowly going insane #Why do I draw characters as rats so much #I am thinking about changing the stick man into a rat #I JUST REALISED THE 2 FRONT PAWS ARE COVERED AND THE RAT LOOKS LIKE A BALL WITH TINY FEET

[constantineshots]

“being an apologist is bad” don’t care i’m a john constantine apologist

#john constantine #don’t yell at me #he's an idiot #he’s just a silly guy #no but in all honesty he reminds me of one of those really cute puppies that you KNOW is going to rip your house to absolute shreds #then it does and you are standing there. #you are like “bad dog #then puppy dog eyes look up at you #that’s how john cons people. #he makes everyone think he’s that puppy #when in fact he’s a devious little cat in dog’s clothing #i have a cat. cats are hellions. i.e john #or a little rat man. he could be a little rat man #but i have met some pleasant rats

[amarriageoftrueminds]

the fact that bucky barnes, internationally wanted fugitive, was canonically- canonically -a scrapbooker 

#bucky barnes #looks like a harley-riding brick shithouse of a rocker but is actually a soft pastel cottagecore hipster. #cacw #😩 #bucky meta #meta #mcu #mcu meta #hydra: we are going to turn this man into a terrifying killing machine #actual disney princess bucky in his prison cell: [bonding with the rats growing teeny mushrooms from the wall moss] #hydra: ...we are going to start by throwing out his whole personality #bucky: this entire apartment is laid out tactically so I can destroy anyone who breaks in... #also bucky: ...except for that corner. that's my crafting corner. #*ed: he can fight using the contents of his crafting corner too; he'll just be super mad about it #He makes super-suit suggestions. He goes to market to buy plums. He scrapbooks. He runs a small goat farm(?) in Wakanda.

[no1ryomafan]

I have said this before but me being self proclaimed number 1 Ryoma fan and that being possibly literal-bc even if this bro had fans before me I might’ve simply done the most for him by talking about him so much + being the first to write fics that are in depth studies on his trauma across canons-I gotta say if there’s one other character I rotate a lot that isn’t him it’s probably Kei. (Shocking it’s not Hayato even if I do think about him too- but it’s usually associated with Ryoma bc gays 🗿)

I’m not even exaggerating when I say Kei would be my favorite and only isn’t because she doesn’t exist in many other canons yet my brain rotates the endless possibilities of how to incorporate her. I’ve already written a fic where she’s in shin vs neo verse which worked surprisingly well but I’ve been thinking how universally she could appear in other things. (Whether it be fitting her into a idea of a possible Go team in New or just a new canon completely) I think what I’ve narrow it down to is that she could be like- in Michirus role? Like she’s the supporting female who isn’t a pilot but helps out the real occasionally which I think would align very well especially with the original manga role she has of being Hayato’s assistant. And even if Hayato isn’t grandpa mode yet he still very much is in Saotomes position at that point. Not sure if she’d Hayato’s biological kid to further parallel Saotome and Michiru given well Hayato already adopts the Go team and his wife is irrelevant LOL.

I have no idea if I’ll ever write this specific idea but I’m still- rotating it cause this is such a easy way to get around “picking between Sho or Kei as the 2nd pilot” since both of them can still exist even if one doesn’t get to pilot, idm my supporting females. (Granted there could always be like- plot line where Sho gets hurt so Kei is temporary pilot but I can’t remember if Getter ever really did this since “once your hurt your ass is basically replaced” lol)

#meg text #getter robo #au rambles #I think I rotate her so much because my friend and I talked about her relationship with Go #like it makes so much sense if among all the universal constants in getter one would be Kei is important to Go #granted the shift from “she’s my love interest” to “she’s my sister” will never not be so fucking drastic 💀 #also I get why in SVN she wasn’t there for time and idk where you’d fit her but man Kei deserves a more significant role #hence why I imagine her in Michirus role because even if she also had it ROUGH some iterations knew how to use her #also Kei already has a established relationship w gai mainly thanks to arma so- Sho deserves to speak with her too #they can be besties who rat out on the boys but still have high respect for hayato #granted I know the real reason why this hasn’t happened is because Kei is a minor character and “no proper go manga adaptation??” #at this point I don’t expect a anime but it be nice if Go team got used in a spin off bc we had a good run of OG team #I’d also want them to use arc in spin offs too but I understand their more- finicky characters to use #given their main thing is their actual descendants of existing characters and one of them is our first boyo (ryoma) #if you took out the bloodline stuff it make them feel redundant because you can just use go team for that #also honestly despite how mixed arc anime is for everyone they really don’t need to be in anything after this #other then wishing they get something with nicer animation but that’s what’s SRW is for #(also back to Kei I’m a bit upset she did not get a cameo in arc even if she’d probably look horrendous it was just salt in the wound) #(GAI LITERALLY SAIDS WHEN HE DIES IN THE MANGA HE SEES KEI WHERE WAS SHE WITH ALL THE GETTER GHOSTS?) #actually Michiru wasn’t there too so it was probably just woman erasure /hj

[cryptid-crawly]

Slight AU where Izuku gets to know Yagi well during their ten months of training and realizes that All Might is lonely so, in between learning how to be a hero, Izuku’s goal is to find his new dad a good husband. When he gets to UA he finds out his homeroom teacher is none other than Eraserhead and he’s ecstatic: he’s found the perfect candidate!

#‘sensei will you marry my dad?’ #the parent trap fic that no one wants #just kidding I want it #erasermight #izuku is a problem child for something besides bone breaking #bnha #yagi toshinori #aizawa shouta #midoriya izuku #Izuku takes one look at this hobo man and goes ‘ah yes perfect match for my dad’ #bonus if the only reason Izuku picks Aizawa is bc eraserhead is is second favorite hero #and he wants his number 1 and number 2 to be married #Aizawa is not different from canon here and that’s important #he’s cranky and a rat bastard man and Izuku STILL looks at him and goes ‘that’s the one #Aizawa: I’m going to expel you #izuku *taking notes*: he’s tough on people and sets boundaries #two good traits for someone who will be dating the notoriously self sacrificing all might #Aizawa: w h a t #kori stuffs

[zartha-z]

Tfw you think the pathetic looking old man would be the easy target in the party and then he starts casting Eldritch Blast at the Highest level ( he was literally crying about being in battle 20 seconds ago)

#zz draws #dungeons and dragons #dungeons and drawings #dnd character #warlock #Osmond Blackwell #i love my anxiety ridden old man #he not as cool as he looks hes actually a wet rat of a man #do not perceive him he WILL have a metal breakdown #man just wants to go home to his wife but instead has to deal with world threatening problems

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

one thing that got de-emphasized in ch10 that i sort of wish was bigger is that the entire time he's in jubilife emmet feels like absolute hot garbage. he's been awake for over 24hrs, hasn't had much to eat in that time besides like half a muffin he split with rei, also spent most of that time endurance hiking down a fucking mountain, and also had a breakdown over a hat and you know that feeling after you get done with sobbing and you just feel like shit residually for a while after. the man was running at like 3% and the only reason he didn't keel over was he still couldn't find his FUCKING BROTHER. the fact that he did all of the shit he managed regardless is actually insanely impressive

#the nemesis speaks #this is also why he was just like ''what are you gonna do stab me'' when kamado tried to pull a sword on him #he dgaf anymore. sure. why not. fuck around and find out what happens when you take out the only restraint #on ~8 giant murderbeasts #he's been so nice about making sure you don't get crushed like a soda can. you rat bastard man. but if you want to die go ahead! #cyllene would have pointed it out but for 1) she's on a time constraint and sort of preoccupied #2) it's dark and she can't actually see him that well lol #and 3) ingo (who she is judging him against) lowkey looks like that all the time. tbh.

[astranauticus]

this is how you tell i've been drawing almost exclusively for a podcast for 6 months but between the blackbox archive and the entire orv webtoon god i am feeling so SPOILED for references

#asto speaks #orv mumbles #rwd is the main culprit but tbf arknights didn't help #i just got so used to drawing designs that are a. moderately to massively complicated b. partially obscured so i have to infer parts #and with orv it's like a. the main characters designs are so nice to draw bc THEYRE WEBTOON CHARACTERS THEYRE DESIGNED TO BR DRAWN LIKE #50 TIMES VERY FAST #IM DEFINITELY NOT SIDE EYEING NOIR RN /aff #k-lb a man designed to be drawn once and once only and me the fool who has probably drawn him like 6 times by this point #and at this point in the webtoon kdj and yjh has been drawn in like every angle under the sun and i am *so grateful* for it #yeah me drawing orv is just such a. rat in the rice jar moment. hell yeah #and omg wait the main score from the webtoon: THE ENVIRONMENTS. THE BACKGROUNDS #like the fuckin. suffering i had to go through to draw the backgrounds for my rwd animatic #there are literally zero visual references for what an average street in tu'narath looks like in ALL OF DND CANON HELLO??? #and now its like if i want to know what post apocalyptic seoul looks like i could just LOOK AT THE WEBTOON. AND ITS THERE #insane. absolutely delightful

[nineratsinatrenchcoat]

Man, all respect to the artists over on the Chaos Theory crew, their work is wonderful!! Ben’s design is objectively good!

But that’s just not registering as Ben to me. Like there’s a fundamental disconnect in my brain between the guy in that trailer and Ben. Like…. Ahhh?????? I’m viscerally upset by it for no apparent reason. Unironically, if I end up watching chaos theory, I’m gonna have to hover a sticky note over his face the whole time because I Cannot Deal. Why do I feel this way??? What’s happening to me??? RAHHHHHH

I also just have weird problems with watching 3D animated shows in general, like a straight up physical aversion, so that could be it as well. Who knows

#idk man. I’m not going to dunk on any of the talented artists who worked on this #because the y worked so hard and the vast majority of the trailer looks great? #it’s just. that is not Ben #to me #rats speaks #idk I don’t wanna tag this as the fandom bc I don’t wanna rag on everyone’s joy!

[michiganmerchant]

web weaving or whatever

#last night my brain had two thoughts collide like atoms producing a nuclear fission in the form of THEE most insane trope to ME which is #pet psychopath and his even crazier handler -> brandt and luke respectively #watching brandt get at it with an OHL dad over the boards during the playoff like YEAHHH that's my dman with character issues #SO BEAUTIFUL. and the tsn video too. god. the one where he gets into a playfight but ends up spinning the dude around #the potential is THERE and i am cooking up SO many scenarios in my head i am actually going insane. #when you're the kid who used to beat up your brothers friends during street hockey and you were called a pitbull like CMONNNN #it's not that luke doesnt have character issues its just that it was trained out of him by ellen who would NEVER let that fly but unlike hi #lady byng finalist brother and his +2 penalty drawing brother luke has ZERO compulsions actually shithousing someone #and he's such a bitch about it too. he's more of a bitch than his two brothers combined. if penalties weren't a thing in real life #the clarke/hughes dpairing would be the most rat bastard shithousery penalty drawns tandem in the LEAGUE thats my inteprid take #and the thing about pet psychopath and his even crazier handler is it that the devotion goes CRAZYYYYYY #brandt going fucking insane and luke having to haul him off before he starts beating up the dude himself like NOBODY FUCKS WITH MY BABY!!! #even if my baby started it lol. if brandt's crazy luke is batshit insane and then brandt has to go haul luke off before he gets kicked out #someone tries to chirp brandt over him fighting for luke constantly and brandt is like :) you're fucking lucky it's not luke #because CRUCIALLY luke is the better fighter. again. his even crazier handler. always ready to answer for brandt's attitude #in the locker room brandt like good job baby that was so sexy of you to right hook him -> rest of the devs staring in horror #JUST SOMETHING ABOUT COMING TO BLOWS FOR YOUR MAN!!! LOOKING UP AT HIM WITH A SMILE FULL OF BLOOD LIKE DID I DO GOOD? DID I MAKE YOU PROUD? #AND THEM RESPONDING WITH 100% RECIPROCATION. OH IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT THE RECIPROCATION. #need them to be fucking bitches on the ice beating everyone up that would be so sexy to me!!! #the brandt/luke agenda #thinking. perhaps even thoughting. thunking.

[potatoeofwisdom]

Just watched the maze runner for the first time since childhood. Just as Traumatising all over again. Many questions.

#okay so first off: not that the ‘greivers’ (goofy aa name btw) aren’t cool as fuck looking and all that #but why #why??? why the #if they’re tryna find a cure to this incurable disease #surely there’s more efficient methods I mean come on #surely???? #how much recourses we’re used making that stupid aa maze man cmon #surely this isn’t cost effective I mean #if this is the apocalypse then wouldn’t resources like this be scarce?????? #also the twist at the end implying that the people who ‘rescued’ them are all in on the ‘game’ whatever that is #so many questions #so little answers #losing my gdamn mind #the fucking greivers are actively injecting ur ‘last hope for a cure’ WITH THE DISEASE??? #if it was some kind of trial thing where you sacrifice them to test if they’re immune or whatever I’m sure there’s so many more easier metho #ds #literally just cage them normally and just use em like actual lab rats #like why go through all the effort man #so much effort and for waht???? #they had cures??? that Thomas used????????? #why do they need cures they already found them?????????? #auGHHG #it’s too late for me to watch another one of these goddamn movies but I’m actually tearing my face off #it’s not even the horror or thrill of it thats bothering me #it’s how fuckin inefficient this whole fuckin save the world strategy is #I get it #it’s early 2000’s cinema #they were all about the cyberpunk big in ur face futuristic post apocalyptic nonesense #loved shilling thousands of ‘dollars’ on it for these blockbusters about giant car robots and everything #but like