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damn i always seem to miss attie and asher when they’re online 😔
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vanilla-phantoms · 1 year
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It’s odo time *slimes you*
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cjbolan · 1 year
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Reblog if you’re absolutely OK with people asking you questions about your art
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obstinaterixatrix · 5 months
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I couldn’t sleep and I think I might be wired from having a get-together followed immediately by salmon party which I’ve been planning for weeks -_- ok it’s over pass out now
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sabertoothwalrus · 4 months
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nefarious anglerfish
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doccywhomst · 10 months
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tumblr glitch that hath rended my dash asunder:
free shitpost generator??? why isn’t this an official browsing mode. anyway here are my fav screen grabs, all hits no misses:
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pure poetry. it’s like trying to tune into a specific radio station but you have giant lobster claws instead of hands
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charlietheepicwriter7 · 3 months
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The Joker was apprehended, sitting on the ground as Batman guarded him, but the kid--"Bruce Wayne's newest ward, how tragic! Hehehe!"--was nowhere to be found. Nightwing and Red Hood desperate searched the warehouse until a shuffling noise grabbed their attention.
A kid, black haired just like the kid in the Joker's broadcast, crawling out of a pile of boxes. "Is it over?" the boy asked quietly.
Nightwing guided him to the only exit, unfortunately walking past the boy's own kidnapper. "Yeah, kid. It's over. Come on-"
Like a shot, the boy rushed the Joker and kicked him right in the balls.
The Joker wheezed like a dying squeaky toy. Red Hood froze. Nightwing immediately snatched the boy up by the armpits, but all that did was give the boy the height to attack again, punting Joker in the jaw. The clown went down and cracked his head on the floor. He did not get back up.
There was a moment of silence before Red Hood roared with laughter, his helmet distorting the sound.
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nikkisticki · 10 months
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RULE
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stuckinapril · 4 months
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don't stress about that opportunity that fell through or that friend you lost or that thing you really want to happen but isn't. as long as you keep your chin up and try try try again, better things will replace your losses. i'm looking at my life rn and actually marveling at how every single thing i stressed about, whether it be an opportunity or a person, got supplanted w another thing that is so much better. it really is true that loss makes space for better things. these days i don't get sad when something doesn't work out. i get excited that i'm now open to so many other possibilities out there, so long as i actively seek them. you never lack. you just transition.
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ohposhers · 2 months
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troll who isnt allowed caffeine or she'll reenact the Hammy energy drink scene from over the hedge clay prefers tea anyway
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It's the last day of April
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zosanbrainrot · 5 months
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this is how I see them
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wifegideonnav · 9 months
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eta: the third to last option says 500-999 shhh
how to find the number: use this page to calculate the total number of notes your original posts have gotten, then divide by the number of original posts (and round the result however you see fit). here's mine as an example:
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so i divide 142,200 by 626 and get 227.16, which i then round to 227 average notes per post
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ormymarius · 1 year
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⚔️ — no. better luck next time!
💉 — you bled out after being stabbed by the killer ): rip
🪓 — congrats. you’re the final girl!
🔪 — the killer gutted you like a fish
⛓️ — you’re the killer and you killed everyone :) congrats?
🪦 — you survived but the killer has driven you to insanity
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mack-anthology-mp3 · 5 months
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ok yeah if atlas can do it so can i, if this gets 10k notes in one (1) week (29th dec) then i'll post one original & one cover song
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wearing the shirt i got for free at college from the mascot and some guy at the beach club that i held the door for told me his son went there and graduated like 5 years ago and he also recently hired an intern from there and i was like dangggg they didn’t lie when they said the alunmi network NETWORKS
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