man if I was a russian mob boss and my worthless layabout son killed baba yaga's dog I'd just fucking give him up. like immediately. like call john wick's secret basement landline and be like "iosef's at the club. all his goons and bodyguards have been instructed to stand down. there's a new puppy on your front porch. do you want an edible arrangement or anything"
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A sad day for the acting community. Whether you’re a guardian, demigod, or just visiting the Continental Hotel — there’s no doubt that Lance Reddick’s involvement heightened the experience. He was talented, charismatic, and had an allure that will never be matched.
Now if y’all excuse me, I’m gonna go cry my eyes out…and maybe reload Destiny. For old times sake.
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No one does revenge like The Count of Monte Cristo. It's all physical violence and murder these days, what ever happened to completely psychologically destroying your former tormentors and ruining their lives?
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KEANU REEVES IS SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!!!!!!!😎
CAN'T STILL BELIEVE IT! NEO/ JOHN WICK IS GOING TO VOICE ACT THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM!
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dr. john wick, phd in KICKING ASS
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Main Villain of Sonic 3: I heard you struck my son.
Rouge the Bat: Yes, sir, I did.
Main Villain of Sonic 3: And may I ask why?
Rouge the Bat: Yeah, well, because he stole Shadow the Hedgehog's motorcycle, sir, and, uh, killed Maria.
Main Villain of Sonic 3: [pause] Oh. [hangs up]
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