#like no thank you my good sir

[roguecanoe]

Mag 182: Wellbeing

#inktober #the magnus archives #mag 182 #wellbeing #i have to wear gloves at my job at let me jus say- #wearing more then one on one hand sounds freakin awful #like no thank you my good sir #this has nothing to do with the episode #anyway #hope you enjoyed #ye!

[captainsaltypear]

Warden made a bad decision by putting these two in the same cell.

#ahwm #markiplier #yancy #iswm #warden murderslaughter #a heist with markiplier #scheeze art #pear post #THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS FOR A GOOD Y E A R NOW OH MY GOSH #GUESS WHO JUST REWATCHED AHWM AGAIN #THIS IS FOR YOU YANCY SIMPS #I WILL FEED YALL #the warden overhears the guards talking about the racket coming from yancy and the viewer's cell #the warden hears a ruckus coming from yancy and the viewer's cell at night and calls yancy into his office like 'yall gotta stop fighting' #and yancy's like 'who said we were fighting sir?' #he doesn't get paid enough for this #(prozd voice) OH THEY FU- #also THANK YOU STATIC FOR THE CAPTION BLESS YOUR SOUL

[sin-sidejob]

Pls tell Delaney I’m free whenever if she needs a wife

Maybe in another life~

art credit and many thanks to @olexxx who immediately jumped at the opportunity to draw this after hearing me talk about this specific ask, which btw anon, thank you

#lmao but thank you anon in full seriousness and additionally — that’s what au’s are for ;) #good to know y’all think she’s wife material — camera pans to me sobbing in the corner clutching my laptop and prints of every piece of art #I’ve ever seen made of her from cowboylovin and mollicutes and flyingspicerack and radioactivebowtie and olexxx #and r3d-artist as well!! #and maybe more that I’m forgetting at this current point and time which feels at least to me like a criminal offense like lock me up sirs #Lex tag #ART REC I GUESS?? GO GIVE LEX A FOLLOW I LOVE THEM SM #thank you so much Lex my eternal love and gratitude is yours #never gonna get over this #y’all just hear me screaming and running down hills into the woods #just leave me be ok I’m unwell #Lex’s art #inside job #sona: Delaney #jrdelaney #asked and answered #anon #personal inside job #my inside job #jr #art rec #jr scheimpough #Delaney tag

[ingravinoveritas]

He looks so cute in that ridiculous detective getup...

#good omens 2 #aziraphale #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you #good omens 2 marketing #michael your face sir #my heart can't handle it #can't wait for the second season #bless #with thanks to thereallovebug for this!

[nicoscheer]

And now ladies and gents after the guy received a bunch of begging and pleading replies the answer

And because we’re already on the subject of Milex being all over each other:

We have this testimony after the Olympia show in Paris

#alex turner #miles kane #oasis gig #2009 #babies #Milex #thank you good sir #how are they so adorable it should be a crime- don’t you dare stop #✌🏽 #pretty sure with the ‘kissing like pigs’ he doesn’t mean any of the cute pics that show up when googling exactly that #but rather a real dirty sloppy snogging session #a ‘blokey’ kiss 🤣🤣 what is that supposed to be 😭🤣 other than two babies in love #baby Milex #does. does anybody want to put a blokey kiss on my head 🫶🏽🥹 #Conor be like: Miles and Alex are all over each other; 14 years later: in a very very friendly brother spirits blokey kisses kind of way #blokey kisses

[embracethemadmess]

Not to be dramatic but this scene:

has been living in my mind rent free since the first time I watched this series.

#who gave this man the right to look this good being a fuckin reflection on a bus window?? #sir this is a mcdonalds #calm down #tough and strong boy #he looks so intense while also proud of his brave boy Steven?? #and don’t get me wrong Steven is absolutely stunning in this scene #his mr knight suit certainly does things to me #but Marc in mr knight suit in a bus window?? #oscar thank you really but please stop you’re married and you don’t know me #you can’t just look like that and make me lose my mind #marc spector #steven grant #marvel moon knight #oscar isaac

[moeblob]

I'm suffering Fates Brain Rot so I drew OCs? Logical!

Nytis (blondie) is a demon cleric who hates feeling any form of pain but lives to cause others pain (he does indeed see the irony of becoming a cleric). In order to help protect himself he forms a pact with Elnae (red gal) and she basically fights in his place if there is a threat of injury. She also does little errands like info-getting and sneaking around for him.

The thing is, while he can hurt others no problem and it's satisfying, he was granted the ability to heal others after he swore allegiance to a deity he holds no respect nor regard for. He honestly doesn't care about whatever gods exist. HOWEVER. As a demon, simply using holy magic actually hurts him so he's a pretty stingy healer and has a sword "just in case" he has to fight.

That said, he does actually have one thing he refuses to let go unpunished: a kid being injured/cursed. He might be a messed up demon but he draws the lines at letting kids suffer. When El asks about it and is like "haha what, did you have a bad childhood too, buddy?" he's like "???? How else would I end up like this? As a cleric? Hurting myself to heal? What the hell is wrong with you YES I had a bad childhood."

#my characters #hes actually really mad when hes planning to be in a town for a day and then dip and he sees a kid in the markets #who looks like a zombie almost while still living and he realizes that someone CURSED THIS CHILD #and so he orders El to go dig up the dirt around town and he goes over and lifts the curse #its super painful on his end but seeing the life return to the kids eyes is like aight i can take it #and then he finds out the church of that town had some really shady dealings and they cursed the kid #and that the kid was supposed to die when they turn ten and hes like hey wtf lets go ruin the church el #and shes like are you.... are you declaring war..... on some church.... as a cleric.................. sir. what. #anyway they argue a lot and bicker and are secretly good friends #neither one will admit it tho #also shes super gay and is like you know if i didnt have a pact to serve i would love to travel and flirt with women thatd be nice #and nytis is like great thank you for the info now go do (thing) #i dont really draw them much but i really like them

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

Seems like you're having a bad day, Shepard.

-> You could say that...

The car lot™️ ft. Kaidan Alenko's Warlock Armory by clericofshadows

#mass effect #mass effect 3 #shenko #kaidan alenko #sophie shepard #mira makes gifs ✨ #these are my favorite bisexuals on the citadel sir ✨ #shep has two hands and both of them are for holding his hands i’m not sorry for saying it #and if i said i almost had a nervous breakdown bc i thought the upload size was 20mb for gifs #so i made a whole ass set of 20mb gifs #then had to go back and redo them all to make them 10mb 🙃 #some of these are pushing that 10mb limit i’m talking 9.996mb LMAO #the other set was better before i had to compress these more but it’s all good bc he’s still as smoochable as ever #i’m never getting over him tbh #and thank you cleric for letting me play dress up and putting him in like 400 different outfits bc that’s what him and ash deserve! ❤️

[plant-ago]

Sitting out around the campfire on a late summer evening, singing old songs

@worldsbeyondpod

#I really couldn't decide whether to post this #this recording was not like technically good and I rarely share my singing #but something about WWW just really makes me want to try to put my own creativity into it #as a thank you for how good of a story it is? #the vibes of the night when I recorded this were immaculate #so I hope that translates #worlds beyond number #WWW #the wizard the witch and the wild one #rain road #what a beautiful song #I was heartened by Taylor saying that he wanted the recording to not sound like a professional choir because it's a folk song #here are some truly rustic vibes for you sir #crickets tunes #brennan lee mulligan #aabria iyengar #erika ishii #lou wilson

[suddenly-frankenstein]

the fact that we will get a movie with Adam N as Jesus----

i can't stop thinking about it, this makes me so damn insane kshdisgdjdbd. so i have a little sketch! it might be fun i think

#i hope that they'll save his long hair as it was in Red Rose #and even if he only gets five minutes of screen time i still can't wait to see it #i mean yes sir this really a good role for you thank u for your service #like ginger jesus! ginger jesus! ginger jesus! #(i don't know it might be fun) #(imdb better not lie about this) #also this will be my reward #for not being able to find a way to watch jesus cries (goddamn kinky modern retelling) movie with sabin tambrea for years #oh god what a person i would become if i could watch both #adam nagaitis #the terror #cornelius hickey #(tagging these too because i just wanna more people to know about adam jesus nagaitis) #maybe i said too much in the tags #so sorry but sometimes religious trauma turns into something whatever the hell is it

[geisterzeit-art]

He may be old and a terrible person but damn it my boy can serve

#sir tristan the cold #the penumbra podcast #tpp #my art #second citadel #sir tristan #listen. im not caught up entirely yet idk if he does some atrocious shit down the line (he probably does) #but like #good for him <3 i never said he should be good #thank you joshua ilon for. this fucking dudes voice #personally i am writin him a handwritten letter about how hot he is #i also didnt feel like drawing the bird. sorry chivalry #DONT worry about why he has pointy ears and sharp fangs. i may have already started using him as my personal chewing toy #anyway

[andy-clutterbuck]

#can you make one of these at Build A Bear? #Andrew Lincoln #* #andygifs #H A N D S #rogue neck fuzzies 💙 #(✪‿✪)ノ♡ 🐻 #MY WHAT BIG HANDS YOU HAVE #my hair is blonde ya know #that bottom lip is illegal #when his head was just a gorgeous puff ball #the santa beard is my forever favorite but this was good too #excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you #also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now #there's that urge to rub up against something like a cat #even his adams apple is nice i hate myself #'Even His *Blank* Are Nice I Hate Myself' the title of my TED talk

[hiddenbysuccubi]

Did any other millennials with ADHD see short form videos becoming trendy after Vine and just go "oh hell no that is incredibly bad for my already short attention span and I cannot fall into that trap" or.

#I really have to stop myself when I get caught on FB or Youtube like actually this is bad no thank you #That is a mental health hazard my good sir I am not about that

[frecklystars]

OVER the MOON bc a cute guy w/ the sickest tattoos i’ve ever seen (one of them was an autobot tattoo!!) told me i have “such a bright smile, like a star” and i kept randomly smiling while remembering it during the rest of my shift 🥰🥰

#like a star................... #i get compliments on my smile so often it makes me feel so good #but this was the first time someone said 'oh wow your smile is bright... like a star :)' #he was decked out in piercings tattoos ripped leather jacket. and he was like :) #and then he bought all of my gummy bears he bought like. 13 packs of gummies #i hope he enjoys them. sir if you are out there thank u for making me smile the whole day #woof

[raayllum]

me remembering the "are you practicing magic or are you losing to bait at a game of rolly-cubes" foreshadowing actually came back around and exactly how i wanted it to

#once again we swap out aaravos for finnegrin and i say thank you good sir #fishy facilitation of my dreams #captain hostage exchange theory #me for 3 years: haha yeah wouldn't it be wild if rayla was used as bait?? and callum had to save her #no matter the personal cost?? even if that meant playing into aaravos' hands?? #5x08: what like it's hard? #and i wept. i really did #memes #mine #HITTING DIFFERENT TONIGHT #wishlist achieved #like if you'd asked me what line felt like the biggest reach it was this one #so the fact it actually happened? bruh. happy birthday to me

[loveyourownsmiilee]

Oliver, Ryan, Kenny, Chrysti Ane and friends at Aisha’s wedding weekend 💜💜

#oliver stark #ryan guzman #kenny choi #chrysti ane #911 cast #911 on fox #Oliver looks soooo good help #he just looks so beefy #love that Ryan tagged Oliver #ugh they all look so amazing #also like I’m gonna die bc I wanna be choked my those massive arms Oliver #plz and thank you sir