#like that’s a whole ass teenager!??

[jacarandaaaas]

isabela madrigal u have some mad strength

#throws mirabel around like shes a ragdoll💀 #swinging with one arm!?? #like did u train with luisa or smth??? #isa never stops being iconic #i still cant get over how easily she throws mirabel like???? #like that’s a whole ass teenager!?? #she makes everything look effortless #isabela madrigal #isabela encanto #encanto #encanto disney #disneys encanto #isabela my beloved #an icon

[haunted-xander]

The punchline was originally just gonna be the last panel, but I thought it'd be funnier if he didn't even realize it for a long time lolol

#rikus character acr summarized aka teenage gay crisis #i dont think riku would ever actually confess on his own bc hes like 'sora would never like me like that he likes kairi' #meanwhile sora went through two entire games looking for him even disregarding his promise to kairi to come back #like he couldve at least visited her at the islands in kh2 after he found out its been a WHOLE ASS YEAR #anyway #sora #riku #soriku #kingdom hearts #kh #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

[musubiki]

danmarch 🐉💎

#honkai star rail #dan heng #march 7th #danmarch #fanart #hsr #what else do i tag. i have no idea #anyway. im breaking my VERY LONG oc art streak to post my one(1) contribution to star rail #i care them very much #ive been playing this game so religiously and they have not left my team #tragic past(emo) vs tragic past(girly pop) #theres NO WAY with marchs very teenage girl mind that she does not have a crush on the hot cool mysterious yet caring dragon guy #who stays in the room right next to her #and the fact that he teases her so much........ #the whole ass belabog quest he throws in little harmless march roasts every so often #he fucking CARE her #i bets shes like a filipino mom with that camera. every oppertunity (picture!!!!) #and dan heng gets dragged into it #he is honing his photography skills against his will #any nice place? shes like (lemme pose can you get a photo of me?) #dan heng just sighs #they bond over silently judging stelle rummaging through the garbage #cast each other that best friend glance as half her body is sticking out of a trash bin #i like to think you see them hanging out on the train together #with dan heng reading some obscure 8th century book on civilization pattern and development #and march is humming and putting stickers and aesthetic shit in her scrapbook #taping a piece of antimatter legion loot in the middle of a page #and with bubbly handwriting (we beat some bad guys today!!! <333 so fun!!)

[tangledinink]

Did leo deal with his pregnancy differently or was it the same as donnie?

Leo's pregnancy was very different from Donnie's! For him, quite frankly, the pregnancy was the easy part.

the really hard part came after.

[ ✩ the gemini ✩ ]

#handing postpartum depression to leo like its a present. merry christmas-- #he and donnie have. like. basically the opposite experiences in a lot of ways. #dont worry tho leo gets better. he has his whole ass family and lots of friends and a wonderful partner to get him through it #antidepressants are also extremely helpful #but for the first month or two after kame is born his stupid hormones and brain chemicals really put him through it #also the fact that leos baby was the most high maintenance fussy anxious cry-y baby ever did NOT help tbh #gemini au #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #tmnt 2k18 #rottmnt leo #rise leo #tw pregnancy #cw pregnancy #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the turtles #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt disaster twins #fidgetwing #usagi kame

[punk-dad-sharkz]

i think it's really funny how the batchers, and literally everyone else, call omega "the kid/a kid" when she's like, idk, 15 at this point. she's old enough to drive a space golf cart by now

#I say as if she doesn't fly a whole ass ship on occasion #and I know she technically is still a kid but like #shes a grumpy teenager #idk I feel like I keep having to remind myself she isn't forever and ever 11 years old #sharkz rambles in the tags #star wars #the bad batch #omega tbb #tbb #tcw

[reindeerswillsavethisworld]

Corpse au case fic where the trio decided to try cracking a murder mystery, except instead of angst it's a comedy of errors where they make everything worse.

Like. Danny comes out of a portal dead and translucent and glowing, and there's charred remains of a human body on the floor. So now all three of them are freaking out, and instead of asking for help, or finding an adult, or telling literally ANYONE, they decide to just. Get rid of the body. As one does.

So that's what they do: they break out Tucker's nice shovels (because god forbid Sam's family owned something as pheasant as a shovel, and Danny's too afraid of touching their family's Patented Fenton ShovelsTM for... reasons), they find a nice desolate clearing in the woods, and then they bury Danny's body like one would a very unfortunate hamster who met their demise too soon under very suspicious circumstances. They even stay at the new "grave" in silence for a minute or five in respect and DEFINITELY nothing else, you know. And so, they bury the body, and then they (try to) forget the experience as some horrific nightmare.

And then, a year later, there's an uproar: the Amity Park's police department found the child's remains in the woods! And you see, Amity Park is not THAT big of a town, and the police estimated that the body belonged to a 14-15 year old child, and, look, there's only so many schools in a small town, alright. Obviously, the rumours start very soon in Casper High: about how the kid could've gone to their school, about how they could've died, about whether or not anybody was missing them, about their identity, and some definitely-truthworthy-would-I-lie-to-you-bro-come-on sources insist that the kid was murdered around a year ago, around the time ghosts started showing up. And these rumours obviously reach the ears of Sam, Danny and Tucker.

Now, you would've thought that their first thought would be something like "oh no, they found Danny's body", or "oh no, they know", or even simply "we're sooo fucked". Except. You see, the night they buried the body? It was really cloudy. And dark. And, y'know, it's very easy to get lost in a forest. And they were too high-strung, you see, they completely forgot to leave some sort of a marker or anything. And also like, it was so long ago, you know? A lot have happened, they were sooo busy and the likes, you can't really blame them for forgetting some things.

And here's lies the problem: all three of them just fucking forgot that there was a body left to bury at all.

And then it gets out that the police can't even conduct any sort of DNA test because it became corrupted to the point of being absolutely unrecognisable due to exposure to a large amount of ecto-energy.

It's now looks like a bad set up for a joke: an identifiable body of a child, cause of death unknown; the probable involvement of ghosts or at the very least a very large quantity of ecto-energy; a probable murderer on the loose, which naturally breeds suspicion and speculation; a town full of all kinds of rumours; and a trio of absolute dumbasses, who after hearing that ghosts were involved immediately went to stick their noses where they don't belong.

Rejoice, Amity Park! Sam, Danny and Tucker are now on the case! Except they are all teenagers, and nobody in their right mind will allow teenagers to solve a murder case. Plus, them poking around would be highly suspicious, but Phantom, on the other hand?

(people seeing Phantom helping solve this case and coming to the conclusion that the ghosts were definitely involved was not on their bingo card, but oh well)

They don't go to the cops, obviously: Danny at least in part because he's worried they will call GIW on his ass or try to arrest him, and Sam and Tucker simply because fuck the cops (one because the police is involved in a militaristic, capitalistic corrupted system that breeds injustice and furthers the divide between average people and the wealthy, and the other because cops suck and will probably call GIW on his friend's ass). They also can't go to any other authorities: cops are out of the question, as is the mayor; laboratory personnel will most likely just throw them out; and there're no witnesses or known relatives, so they're stuck.

Therefore they decide that desperate times need desperate measures, and so they enlist all of their ghost allies on a quest, hoping to find the ghost of the kid. Considering the amount of ecto-energy they were subjected to, they MUST have formed a ghost, they only need to find them.

Except. The Ghost Zone is a big place, and they only have so many allies, even if some of them are a queen and a god. So Danny bites the bullet and does the most stupid (debatable) thing he has ever done: he goes to his enemies for help. They're surprisingly understanding and willing to help, even if some of their reasons are a little... strange (Skulker and Johnny entered some sort of competition on who finds the ghost first, Box Ghost starts to seek out coffins (??) and Youngblood is not above to start torturing people to finally have a friend that is not either an adult or a complete stick in the mud). And even then they still can't find the ghost.

In the end Danny goes to Clockwork in a desperate hope that he will be able to glimpse at least a little of what had transpired on the night of the murder, and to Danny's annoyance Clockwork laughs so hard he almost pops a ghost equivalent of a blood vessel.

A few weeks down the line Sam hesitantly brings up Danny's buried corpse ("MY WHAT" "Your corpse which we buried in the woods, Danny, don't you remember?" "Yeah, bro, I think you dissociated the whole time we were digging the hole and carrying your dead body" "WE DID WHAT-"), reasonably saying that, you know, they ALSO technically buried a body in the woods. On that Tucker just shrugs because obviously it was not Danny's body, the place of the burial was way off, he remembers that there was a really big stone to the left of the grave (he doesn't and there wasn't), so they are in the clear. During that exchange Danny's sitting on the floor and having a panic attack, because he really did dissociate the whole time and afterwards legitimately forgot that there was a body to bury at all.

After that conversation all three of them leave with a certainty that Danny's body is still there where they left it, whenever it was. And so the shenanigans continue.

#yes i know that is custom made for some delicious angst and identity shenanigans #but also consider: this scenario would be very funny #three teenagers running around a crime scene trying to solve a murder case #and not realising they ARE said murder case #idk whether or not there would be an identity reveal down the line but if there would be one #i like to imagine vlad just sitting in his office alone afterwards head in hands #wondering WHAT he did to deserve this stupidity that went for MONTHS #like sir you did it to yourself when you decided to make a 14 years old your arch-nemesis #jazz is both horrified ('IT WAS YOUR WHAT') and exasperated ('what do you MEAN you forgot') #she's out there secretly hoping this sort of stupidity is not hereditary (in her case it kinda is lmao) #his parents are simply horrified (tho jack a few months down the line finds the whole ordeal rather funny) #the ghosts all forget about this shitshow rather quickly #except for ember youngblood kitty and johnny. they will NEVER let danny live it down. NEVER. #also danny waking up at 3am in cold sweat and remembering cw laughing his ass off: THIS MF KNEW ALL ALONG- #danny phantom #sam manson #danny fenton #tucker foley

[aces-to-apples]

Frankly I think Alistair being mildly shitty to that mage in Ostagar seems pretty in-character for the guy he is before the massive, life-altering trauma that is the Ostagar massacre wherein he sees all of his Grey Warden comrades, his beloved mentor/father figure, and his beloathed half-brother/convenient-target-of-projection absolutely torn to shreds by literal Thedas boogeymen. IIRC Morrigan and Flemeth both comment on his wack behavior after Ostagar and then by the time we get to Lothering Alistair just fully surrenders any and all responsibility (and, frankly, agency) to the player's Warden for the foreseeable future. It can then take anywhere from a couple IRL hours to the entire second act of the game for him to retake almost any amount of it back. And depending on the player's choices in dialogue, and especially whether or not they choose to romance him, we may only see flashes of that guy we met at Ostagar before he potentially morphs into almost someone else entirely (hardened!King!Alistair). All that to say, I don't actually think it's a useful criticism of "characterization" to bring up Alistair's glibness as compared to his behavior in the majority of the game because from where I'm standing (looking directly at his snottiness about Cailan, his complaints about being assigned to the Tower of Ishal, his Templar-esque focusing on Morrigan and Flemeth being apostates, his generally pretty brusque manner with the Warden recruits) it seems fairly in-line with the rest of his behavior at Ostagar.

#like seriously he's a bit of a dick (more than what becomes usual) while at ostagar #before his world is shattered and his brain (and personality) is completely rearranged by seeing everyone important to him slaughtered #he clings so hard to the warden as a lifeline that he kind of goes full-on fawning mode for a little bit there #just giving up the reins completely and following orders as (imo) a method of coping with massive loss and trauma #throughout the course of the game he recovers somewhat and goes back to being kind of a dick #and/or growing up pretty extensively and becoming a much better and more tolerant person as a whole #but the idea of him being a dick to a mage because he's being moved around like a chess piece rather than a person #by someone who should NOT have the authority to do that and that fuckin ANNOYS him and then this dude's getting all up in his face about it #as if this was HIS decision and then being accused of harassing this random ass dude he could not give less of a fuck about for funsies #and thus him going full obnoxious shithead teenager about it is somehow OUT of character?? for ALISTAIR??? wack #like nah bro i know we all love ali but our vision is being obscured by that love and also how sweet he is in a romance #just being besties with him unlocks an incredible amount of unfiltered BITCHINESS that is fully in-line with ostagar!alistair's shenanigans #dragon age: origins #alistair theirin #by apples #da meta #anyway there's been disk horse on my dash for the last couple days and this is my take on it

[sunsetzer]

On one hand, I want a final fantasy 6 remake, because the game is criminally underrated and the amount of fan content (which is all absolutely fantastic btw) is Not Enough for my neurodivergent, hyperfixating brain.

On the other hand, that would inevitably encourage more people to join the fandom, which would be great, except it seems these days the bigger a fandom gets the more toxic it becomes, and I really like what we have going on over here in our little corner. We all just love the game and its characters and nobody fights about who should and shouldn't date who or who you shouldn't like because they're ~problematique~. Nobody's trying to make one ship morally better than another, nobody's calling anyone names or threatening to doxx people who don't agree with their opinions. It's so peaceful and I love that for us. We're just vibing. Moisturized. Unbothered. In our lane. Flourishing.

#as someone who was in an extremely toxic and chaotic fandom and lowkey still traumatized #to the point where I'm afraid to mention which fandom it was/what my ship was #i have to say #i genuinely love it here #i was nervous at first sharing my ships and headcanons but everyone is so chill i was worried for nothing #thank you to everyone I've interacted with who has made this fandom a healing experience for me #i shudder to think about what some of the people i interacted with in a previous fandom would do with ff6 #probably would take edgar's flirting at face value and call him problematic for objectifying women #instead of considering the narrative and what we know about him and the way he actually treats women #my man drinks loving and respecting women juice he's not a creep #or that weird moment with relm that admittedly made me double take before i realized what he meant #theyd have a whole campaign against him lmfao #bc those people boil characters alive until they're just a formless pile of tropes and stereotypes #and seem to disregard all positive aspects of a character they don't like which is fine #but then they go and try to force other people to think like they do and ugh #theres a lot of silly moments in the game and aspects of these characters that make them well rounded and realistically flawed at times #and i fear that would get lost in the chaos if the floodgates opened after a remake #maybe im just jaded lmao #im jaded and i have anxiety so im always thinking about The Worst Case Scenario #the collective positive spirit of the dwellers in this fandom might actually foster a positive space if more people were to come in #ff6 #my post #i was gonna say maybe this is bc we're mostly adults #but that falls flat when i remember how some of the most toxic and immature people in some fandoms are grown ass adults #who bully each other and younger fans #and some of the most mature and cool people were actually younger #maybe ff6 fans are just built different lmao #also idk how old anyone else actually is there might be teenagers here i just don't think about it a lot

[doyouguyshearaduck]

Anyone wanna talk about how Mikey threw an entire fucking building at the Kraang

#rottmnt #rottmnt mikey #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt movie #rottmnt movie #tmnt #tmnt 2023 #tmnt 2018 #tmnt movie #teenage mutant ninja turtles #like a whole ass building #rottmnt spoilers

[saintchaser]

modern sirius black would love childish gambino, lana del rey and marina, just so you know

#i have a whole ass playlist of the music he'd like in a modern au #ALSO!!! modern au sirius and canon teenager / young adult sirius are VERY different #my canon version of sirius would NEVER like lana del rey but modern sirius loves her #sirius black #modern sirius black

[gecemi09]

Bruce Wayne stop slandering your dead son whose murder you were high-key responsible for challenge

#difficulty level: impossible #batman nonsense #anti bruce wayne #also “it wasn't bruces fault!!” :/ #he didnt realize his teenaged son was in a whole ass ANOTHER conctinent #bruce and jason only crossed paths in ehtiopia bc bruce went after joker instead of trying to find his mfing SON #he was like “ugh jason isnt over his parents deaths ://” #look at whos talking bitch #also he deadass didnt have to make jason robin #unlike tim or dick or steph #jason didnt beg to be a vigilante #even though jason was already severely traumatized #he made jason robin and basically taugh him violence as a coping mechanism AND retraumatized him(gloria cough) #just bc he didnt want to feel lonely like mf... #he also immediately accused jason of murder #i mean would it have been a loss if he HAD actually killed the guy? no #but its the principle of the thing #he also left jason w sheila even though he had no idea who she was or if she was actually jasons mother or smth #to chase after(you guessed it) JOKER AGAIN #like hey.... #if choosing joker over ur kids is a consistent behavior of yours #dont adopt kids ffs

[izzyaguecheek]

it's so funny to me that so many people who read Wilder Girls were SHOCKED that Hetty and Reese just left the island instead of going back to save the other girls, as if it hadn't been stablished from the beginning that all the girls at Raxter pretty much take care of their own friends and say fuck it to everybody else

like what do you mean this girl who repeatedly said she cared more about finding Byatt and protecting Reese than anything else chose finding Byatt and protecting Reese over everything else in the end???? atrocious, who could have ever seen that coming lmao

#also like.........what should they have done instead lmao fought off the bear and the planes with their own hands? #people comparing what the Headmistress did to what Hetty did as if it was the exact same thing #forgetting that the Headmistress was a whole ass adult who had a responsibility to watch over the girls and protect them #and Hetty was a 16 year-old girl whose best friend had gotten kidnapped by the authorities in power as far as she was concerned #'Hetty was such a hypocrite' she's a teenager in the apocalypse stfu #you don't have to like the ending #but you can't say it didnt make SENSE #wilder girls #wilder girls by rory powers

[wolfmeat]

at any given time the most important thing to be considering is charles smith

#charles smith #rdr2 #he’s so quiet and grumpy! #he helps everyone! #he admires Dutch’s code! #his life has been nothing but loneliness but he is still kind! #he’s always ready to throw hands! #he goes to canada to help rains fall!! #he beats up buffalo poachers!! #HE BURIES MISS GRIMSHAW WITH HER NECKLACE #HE GOES BACK FOR ARTHUR AND BURIES HIM SOMEWHERE HE’D LIKE #he helps john build a whole ass house just cuz! #he’s a boxer! #he’s never felt like he fits in and he thinks he was put on earth to suffer but he’s KIND ANYWAYS #he acts like a grumpy teenager at camp dinner! #I LOVE HIM! #i’m probably forgetting multiple things i literally love him so much

[peach-cream-tea]

donnie after watching his beloved brother throw his hand crafted, futuristic, electric shock collar he made with his blood sweat and tears, get shoved down Meat Sweats ass crack just for goofs

#tmnt donatello #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #tmnt leonardo #rottmnt s1 #like father like son #idk gay??? #bruh it was the only thing i paid attention to the whole episode #i would beat his ass #leo the menace #mikey was the only one who didn't break his gift 😭🥲 #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the turtles #rise of the tmnt #lazy

[blackerthings]

not for nothing Frank was a bitch ass TV dad, idc. every time i watch Moesha he aggravates my soul

#he was misogynistic #chauvinistic #hypocritical af like he didn't cheat on his wife and have a whole secret son he passed off as his nephew #was a wack husband to Dee if we being honest #was overbearing to Moesha and treated her like she was a bad seed for doing regular ass shit #let's even get into how he treated Q like he hated his soul meanwhile you a grown man beefing with a teenager #it was just weird he was weird and his character was trash af idc #currently watching and i can't stand him 🤦🏾‍♀️