Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"
I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???
And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon
Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back
Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what
Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.
Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me
Hyrule: riiiiight...
Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.
Time: what?!?!
Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.
Time: ...
Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?
Time: ... vent to a fairy?
Warriors: hey old man
Time: no no no not this one asking me please
Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships
Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain
Wars: of course not *smirks*
Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away
Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra
Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!
Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.
Legend: so old man.
Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?
Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.
Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't
Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.
Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE
Malon: lol
Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P
The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch
Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D
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am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.
you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?
okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.
but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.
i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.
and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?
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lmao someone called me cringe, and I knew instantly that they were at the impressionable age of 14, where you worry about how other people see you, and think cringe is some kind of end all insult that decimates everyone as much as it decimates you.
I'm ten years too old to be bothered by the word cringe.
you're gonna have to use something other than your own discomfort to bother me.
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I love how anti-shippers are like "we are just trying to analyze without fantasies!! we like being neutral and REAL" as if the fucking creator of the show and both fucking actors haven't confirmed that hannigram is canon and that the cliff fall was not a rejection but will realizing how much he loved it and knew he would never go back to his normal life. Hugh and Fuller literally SAID that.
You're just homophobic. And media illiterate. "How am I homophobic, I am queer!!" no offense but unless you are a child, this sounds incredibly dense, one does not exclude the other.
Society's pervasive norms and biases can influence anyone, regardless of their sexual orientation or gender identity. This can happen without them fully realizing it, as it's deeply ingrained in societal structures.
And it becomes homophobic when individuals dismiss or invalidate these representations simply because they don't conform to explicit heterosexual norms. This dismissal disregards the complexities and nuances embedded within media portrayals of queer relationships, often due to societal constraints or censorship inhibiting the full portrayal of LGBTQ+ narratives. It also fails to acknowledge the creative ways in which creators navigate these limitations to depict queer relationships, resorting to subtleties, metaphors, or implicit cues.
It also sounds dense when you say "I'm queer, there's no heteronormativity for me!!"
Even individuals within the LGBTQ+ community can inadvertently perpetuate heteronormative beliefs due to the overwhelming presence and reinforcement of these norms in society.
Heteronormativity's pervasive influence can cause individuals, regardless of their sexual orientation, to conform to these expectations, often without conscious awareness, due to societal conditioning and normalization.
It is insane that you'd aim at being a "source of critical analysis" as if shippers aren't actually a reliable source when you are incredibly ignorant when it comes to media.
You claim Hannigram is "ambiguous", when it is not.
Understanding media literacy involves recognizing the limitations imposed by societal norms, censorship, or heteronormativity on how queer relationships are depicted in media. It requires the ability to interpret and appreciate the subtleties and metaphors employed to convey these relationships, acknowledging that the absence of explicit representation doesn't negate the validity or importance of the queer narrative being portrayed.
Why insist that something isn't real/canon if it's already confirmed exhaustively by those who made the show? It's a losing game, and you look like a crazy conspiracy theorist trying to prove the Earth is flat.
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yes this is a natural series of events when you've worked at the same place for over a year and it also happens to have RIDICULOUSLY quick turnover where very few people wind up staying on consistently, but ive become one of the Experienced Waitresses That Knows What They're Doing at my job and we very suddenly have a lot of New Teenagers That Have Never Done This Before and it's just. insane to me. bc when i started my job i was SO intimidated like it truly is a big very fast-paced place where everyone has to pull their weight (ie you need to be able to do the coffee station and work the floor and run food and help on bar) and the customers are particularly wankerish so the more Experienced Staff that had been there for a while were like mini gods to me. like truly i thought they were so cool and smart and unbothered and now that's me. i have a gaggle of 17 year olds constantly asking me how to do things and I KNOW THE ANSWER. on a government wage no less
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