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13. what are some of your favourite lyrics alex has written? (doesn't have to be arctic monkeys, can also include tlsp/ other artist collaborations/the submarine soundtrack)
This is sooooo difficult, and I feel like Alex in that interview with Jo where he can't answer a single thing in fear of getting it wrong 😂 I'm certain I'll pick something and then spend the rest of the day remembering more favourite ones 😂😂
But!! He has written so so so sooooooo many perfect lyrics. I genuinely don't think he has ever written any bad ones which is quite the feat.
I love when he gets all deceptive and crinkled and does twists and turns and almost gets lost in the abstraction and then I also love when he gets so direct that it's almost painful.
"I caught you talking to the real me, can't tell you how unhappy that shit makes me." The Bourne Identity, basically all of it. It hurts so good and it's so unique to his catalogue and he couldn't ever have been so open and endearingly and painfully honest if it hadn't been for the support of Miles 🥰 I love that song to bits.
"There's a set of rickety stairs in between my heart and my head. And there ain't much that ever bothers going up them." From The Element Of Surprise - another example of how writing with Miles brings out a totally different side to his writing. It's such evoking imagery and such a cool way of saying what he's trying to say. So clever but so simple and straight forward, yet still incredibly layered and thoughtful. Also I love when he writes more directly about his personal inner life and thoughts and how he feels about himself. That's when I find him at his best.
Another set of absolutely gorgeous lyrics with powerful imagery is Love Is A Laserquest, the most heartbreaking thing ever. "When I'm pipe and slippers and rocking chair, singing dreadful songs about summer. Will I have found a better method of pretending you were just some lover." It's just so impressively well put and makes us feel SO MUCH with such simple words. Contains MULTITUDES.
Also, I've always enjoyed the way he makes his lyrics feel like almost rap verses, and he has the most amazing flow and he shoves in so many words and different rhythms and tongue twisters and I just love the creativity he applied to his lyrics. An all time favourite song of theirs for me is Red Lights Indicate Doors Are Secured, and especially this bit just sounds so delicious "Drunken plots hatched to jump it, ask around "are you sure?" Went for it but the red light was showing, and the red light indicates doors are secured."
Another example of this is him spitting in Curtains Close "Cause I'm a mad mother-fucker with my curtains open, sitting tucked up in bed."
15. favourite arctic monkeys b-side?
Uuughghjjjj I looooove their b-sides, they're literally incredible.
Nettles is a massive fave, Temptation Greets You, Red Right Hand, Electricity, Wirral Riddler, 7, You And I, I.D.S.T... I could keep going forever 😂😂
Thank you so much for the lovely questions ❤️
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How are you doing today?
>> Could be better, could be worse. I’m still a bit depressed but I’m hoping it’ll even out. The Inworlders have been very helpful.
What was the best thing that happened to you today?
>> Er... I mean, nothing. Nothing much has happened at all.
Which cell phone network are you on?
>> Boost Mobile.
Do you like the smell of cinnamon?
>> Sure.
What was the last book you've read?
>> The last book I finished was a reread of PZB’s Lost Souls. I’m working on Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood right now.
Are you hungry right now?
>> No.
What was the last thing you've had to drink?
>> Water.
How often do you visit this website?
>> This website? Daily. Bzoink? Whenever I need a new survey to take (not that I always find one, mind you. Bzoink is very hit or miss with a marked emphasis on “miss”.)
Do you like frogs?
>> I mean... not particularly? They’re cool sometimes, I guess. Mostly they’re just... there.
Are you afraid of dying?
>> Sometimes.
Do you like bananas?
>> I hate bananas.
Name a movie that you hate.
>> I didn’t like Meet the Spartans. That whole genre of movie should have stopped at Scary Movie.
Do you like the show American Dad?
>> No. Maybe I just don’t get it.
What TV show do you miss the most that's no longer on TV?
>> Galavant.
Are you currently fighting with someone right now?
>> No.
Is your life full of drama?
>> It really isn’t.
How long can you hold your breath underwater
>> I don’t know.
Where's the last place you've been to out of state?
>> Houston, Texas.
Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
>> Probably.
What letter does your last name start with.
>> D.
What are you listening to right now?
>> Nothing.
Have you ever had a pet that died?
>> Wasn’t my pet, per se. Vlad had a cat die whlie I was living there, and Sparrow’s cat died this past October.
Would you rather use a trackpad or a mouse?
>> Depends on what I’m doing. For just using the internet or whatever my trackpad works fine, but when I’m gaming I obviously need a mouse.
Do you consider yourself politically intelligent?
>> No.
Have you ever done any volunteer work?
>> No.
Do you like the Beatles?
>> No.
Is it night time where you're at right now?
>> No, it’s early afternoon.
Do you like steak?
>> No.
Do you eat healthy?
>> I just eat, man. Whatever.
How often do you work out?
>> I don’t.
What was the best gift you've ever received?
>> *shrug*
Have you ever participated in a spelling bee?
>> Yeah. When I was in fourth grade, I won the spelling bee in my school, so I was supposed to go on to regionals -- but apparently, fourth-graders were too young to go to regionals. I was the first fourth-grader to win in the school bee’s history so they’d never had to deal with that. My father raised a big stink about it because he said that if fourth-graders aren’t eligible for regionals, they shouldn’t have been allowed to participate in the school bee in the first place. Somehow this conflict was so interesting to people (or my father’s just such an adept big-stink-raiser, which is most likely) that it ended up in the newspaper and on the evening news. ...And no, I personally did not fucking care either way. This was just one more example of adults placing undue importance on something that did not matter to me and never would matter in the grand scheme of my life, and just shoving me into a spotlight regardless of my feelings. Also, fuck spelling bees as a concept anyway.
If you could have one wish right now, what would it be?
>> ---
Do you owe anyone an apology right now?
>> No.
Are you the jealous type of person?
>> No.
Have you ever tried doing yoga?
>> Yeah. It doesn’t quite agree with me, unless I’m just doing the wrong kind or something.
Do you like getting massages?
>> Me? The person who hates being touched? Hmm...
Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
>> I’d just rather not be in any kind of extreme weather condition, thanks.
Are you good at telling jokes?
>> No.
When was the last time you've attended a sleepover?
>> ---
Tell me one of your pet peeves.
>> I’d rather not.
Do you wear glasses?
>> No.
Do you like to keep your nails painted?
>> No.
Have you ever had a pedicure?
>> Probably, a long time ago.
What is your favorite smell?
>> ---
Do you like the TV show Full House?
>> Never watched it, not interested.
Would you rather listen to country music or rap music?
>> I like both, so.
Are you a Duck Dynasty fan?
>> No.
Have you graduated high school yet?
>> Yeah.
What kind of person were you in middle school?
>> I don’t know. Probably a socially maladjusted one doing its best.
Do you have any major regrets in your life?
>> Meh.
Have you ever thought about running away?
>> Yeah.
Do you like pixie sticks?
>> Not so much anymore. But there’s still some kind of fun novelty about them, despite the fact that I don’t really want to pour pure sugar down my gullet.
Do you like French toast?
>> I like it a certain way.
Are you a fast typer?
>> Yes.
Are you good at doing math in your head?
>> Some math.
Have you ever played with Silly Putty?
>> Not to my recollection, but maybe.
Do you take in a lot of caffeine daily?
>> No. Caffeine fucks with me too much.
Do you like watching Football?
>> No.
What language do you wish you could speak?
>> ---
Do you know a lot about history?
>> Not a lot, no.
If we could travel back in time, where would you travel to?
>> ---
Would you ever consider joining the military?
>> I would literally rather die.
Do you think women should be allowed to have abortions?
>> Yes.
Are you a cigarette smoker?
>> Not usually.
Have you ever done something you didn't want to just to look cool?
>> No.
Do you like zombie movies?
>> Not usually. Shaun of the Dead and Zombieland were fun, though.
Have you seen The Hunger Games?
>> No, but I’ve read them. I don’t like the casting choices in the movies so I don’t know if I’ll bother watching them.
Do you have a favorite piece of clothing?
>> No.
Do you own any Uggs?
>> No.
Are you wearing any rings on your fingers?
>> Not right now.
Name a TV show that you absolutely can't stand.
>> Meh.
Do you have any unusual talents?
>> I don’t have any talents, usual or otherwise.
Do you look like your age?
>> I don’t know what the fuck I look like age-wise and I don’t care.
Do you feel confident in a bathing suit?
>> No, I don’t like bathing suits at all.
Do you do a lot of online shopping?
>> Not a lot.
Do you like the Harry Potter films?
>> Some of them.
Do you judge people based on their sexual orientation?
>> No.
Have you ever been told you had an accent?
>> I mean, probably.
Have you ever ridden an elephant?
>> No.
Are you allergic to pollen?
>> No.
Have you ever eaten sushi? If so, do you like it?
>> Yes, and I like it fine.
Are you a fan of anime?
>> Sure. Not every single one in existence, obviously, but there are plenty I enjoy.
Would you rather play Xbox or Playstation?
>> PlayStation seems to have more games I like. But I actually prefer PC gaming.
Are you a big fan of seafood?
>> Yes.
What kind of food are you craving right now?
>> None, I’m not hungry.
Are you currently in a relationship? If not, are you happy being single?
>> I am in relationships.
Do you depend on others for happiness?
>> Obviously. People made the video games I play, after all. Just as an example. Also, since I’m not a complete hermit, obviously I keep company with other people for some reason...
Do you like to go fishing?
>> Never been, probably wouldn’t care for it. Even video-game fishing is the worst.
Are you a fast runner?
>> I don’t know.
Have you ever worked at a fast food place?
>> No.
What's on your mind right now?
>> The answers I’m giving to these questions.
Are you texting anyone as you're taking this survey?
>> No.
Have you ever had a nasty rumor spread about you?
>> Probably.
Have you ever sent someone sexual pictures of yourself?
>> No.
Do you like who you are on the inside or the outside more?
>> ...
Are you good at drawing?
>> No.
Do you know how to dance?
>> I don’t dance as a matter of skill, I dance as a matter of enjoyment.
What's your favorite reality TV show?
>> ---
Do you think Kim Kardashian deserves to be famous?
>> I literally do not care.
Are you excited for Christmas this year?
>> It’s January, I’m not thinking about Christmas.
Do you celebrate Halloween?
>> Not really. What would I even do? Most of the time we just help pass out candy at the Wayland house and that’s good enough for me tbh.
Have you ever had a concussion?
>> No.
Do you pretend to be someone you're not?
>> No.
Do you listen to heavy metal music?
>> Yeah.
Were you sad when Michael Jackson died?
>> No.
Do you have more upper or lower body strength?
>> I don’t know.
Have you ever been in a tanning bed?
>> No.
Do you like hot tubs?
>> No. The only time I got into a hot tub I thought I was going to pass out and die. That is definitely not for me.
Do you know anyone who is battling cancer?
>> No.
Have you ever donated money to a charity?
>> No.
Do you get bored easily?
>> Sometimes.
Have you ever peed your pants in public?
>> Yeah.
Are you afraid of roller coasters?
>> No.
Are you good at doing tongue twisters?
>> I don’t know, moderately?
What was the last movie you've seen in theatres?
>> Jojo Rabbit.
Have you ever been to a drive-in movie?
>> No.
Are you good at doing fractions?
>> Probably not. Luckily, I don’t usually have to do them.
What is your favorite holiday?
>> Christmas.
Do you prefer Apple or Android?
>> Android.
Would you rather have a tablet or a computer?
>> A computer. I like having a full keyboard and more robust hardware.
Do you like things that are touch screen?
>> Not really, but they can be convenient.
What age did you have your first kiss at?
>> ---
Do you regret losing your virginity to whoever you lost it to?
>> ---
Do you have a good relationship with your mother?
>> I don’t have a relationship with my mother.
Do you like the color lime green?
>> It’s okay. In moderation.
What are your plans for tomorrow?
>> I have no plans for tomorrow aside from the weekly Cafe Boba thing.
Would you rather wear jeans or yoga pants?
>> Sweatpants.
Do you like your clothes to be baggy and comfortable or tight and revealing
>> A little baggy and comfortable. I definitely don’t want anything “revealed”.
Do you wish you could change something about your hair?
>> No.
Have you ever gotten a makeover?
>> Yeah, at a Lord and Taylor’s counter when I was seventeen, for prom. Ugh.
Do you get mad easily?
>> Not unless I’m depressed.
Have you ever punched someone in the face?
>> No.
Do you think the minions from Despicable Me are cute?
>> I really don’t.
Did you have a Gameboy as a child?
>> No.
Would you rather have chocolate or gummy worms?
>> Gummy worms. Sour, please.
What are your favorite pizza toppings?
>> Pepperoni and various vegetables.
Have you ever auditioned for a talent competition?
>> No.
Do you make good sandwiches?
>> They’re good enough for me.
Would you rather get high or get drunk?
>> ---
Have you ever failed a drug test?
>> No.
Do you like the Silent Hill movies?
>> I liked the first one.
What movie scared you the most out of any other movies?
>> ---
Tell me something you've been made fun of for in the past.
>> Having big eyes.
What is one thing you need to work on to make yourself a better person?
>> ---
Do you support war?
>> No. It doesn’t need my support, though. It will always prevail.
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