“i can’t believe i walked in on my wife and my best friends doing such an unspeakable act.”
you and the two boys hugging your sides look up, raising a brow at a pouting gojo leaning against the doorframe, “i doubt cuddling is considered unspeakable, satoru.”
“it is if you’re doing it without me.”
he plops down onto the bed, earning a screech from your toddler when he pushes him to the edge of the mattress.
“that’s not fair! i was here first.” your four year old grumbles, climbing back up as he tries to fight gojo for his spot, though he knows from experience now that there’s no cure for his dad’s dramatic antics.
“you are my seed, kid. i was here way before you.” gojo pulls you close as if to intimidate the toddler, ignoring the smack you give his chest while your kid stares at him confusedly. your husband redirects his attention to the baby chewing on your hair, gently swatting away his lips, “hands off for you too. don’t you know that finders keepers? i found her first so she’s all mine.”
your son, who is practically the miniature (and less annoying) version of his menace of a father, blows him a raspberry. you laugh when satoru gapes at him, acting betrayed but you see the amused tilt to his lips. “oh, you wanna go that way, big guy?”
he flips the baby over, pulling his shirt up and blowing raspberries into his tummy. high pitched giggles spill from your baby’s lips, alerting your elder son who rushes declaring that he’s going to rescue his brother and maul his dad.
you know you should probably ask him where he’s learnt such foul words but you already know the answer and its lying in the white haired man who is now getting attacked by both his beloved children.
and you grin, oblivious to the fact that said man is watching your eyes crinkle from the corner of his, hearing the wonderful harmony of your laughter and wishing nothing more than to see the same sight when he’s eighty.
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I told myself when I started TWD that I wasn't going to post about it because I don't have to broadcast all my hyperfixations, but like...look at this:
I know of multiple fandoms where the main ship has a FAN EDIT that looks like this. This is so romantic-coded! I don't care if it was 2011 they should have been allowed to kiss istg.
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if anyone has any advice on how to ask out my cringefail loserboy crush who’s like some short guy who wears a moss cloak around everywhere with a harem of at LEAST 4 people also trying to ask him out, some advice would be really great actually
— etho probably
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never getting over this one. ever
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i actually have no idea how to tag this thing
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pathettic excuse for a man what happened to real men
thankyou! I’m not a man <3 don’t claim to be. so, in a roundabout way I thank you for saying that
I also only have any interest in fictional men sooo the real men are probably gathered around a construction site somewhere with their arms crossed in unison? Or maybe like a brewery or a boating-camping-fishing store must be having a really good sale.
idk you should ask like the census or something. I’m not the beacon of information you’re looking for x
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got covid for the first time rn but its literally 2024. hate to break it to u babe but ur 4 years late 🙁
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