#lord save me literally

[wormfarmm]

yeah i definitely have a problem…

#don’t hate me for what i’m about to say but… #i have been all things unholy… #lord save me literally #gerard way #my chemical romance #mcr #my chem #mr chem #supernatural #sam winchester #dean winchester #priest

[faineant-girl]

ohhhh bisexual man save me........ bisexual man............

#.tlktxt #been really loving being bi lately and also loving bi people. bisexuals out there i love you forever #literally. dont think i could date. like a non bi partner ya know. i mean definitely not like. a straight guy ya know #lord........ bisexual man SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[deadsetobsessions]

There’s a child wandering the streets of Crime Alley. Unfortunately, this is nothing new for the area, riddled with crime and homelessness as it is. However, Red Hood and Nightwing are vigilantes and helping lost looking children is firmly in their job description. Plus, Crime Alley is Red Hood’s. He protects what’s his. With a single shared look, the brothers swung down to the child clad in just a white dress and some thin flats completely unsuitable for Gotham’s worsening weather. Hell it’s be unsuitable for the general poor weather.

“Hey, kiddo.”

The girl’s head swung to lock gazes with the duo, eyes blinking blue- and green? Red Hood allowed his brother- he worked so hard to beat down the pit madness in order for Nightwing to even remain near- to take the lead.

“Oh. There you are.” She said, turning to face them fully. The kid’s face filled with relief.

Nightwing blinked.

“You were looking for us?” His soft voice saved for children firmed into something more serious, more concerned.

“Mmhm. I was looking for Red Hood, but you’re a good bonus.”

“And why were you looking for me, kid?” Red Hood interjects. He knows Dickolas is clocking the same things he is: the kid’s white whispy hair, pale face, and… Lazarus green eyes? It’s more solid now, that she’s looking at Jason.

Dick straightened, eyes going heavy as he looks at this wisp of a girl. He’s fiercely protective of Jason and they’re both equally wary of the League of Assassins. Still, the two of them couldn’t help but let their guard down a bit because this was still a child they’re talking to.

“Because… um. Did you know you’ve died?”

Hood stiffened, hand going towards his guns. Granted, they’re rubber bullets, but the kid clocks that immediately. She threw her hands up in the universal gesture of “I’m unarmed and mean no harm.”

“I- well, to put it frankly, you kind of… stink?”

“What.”

“Ugh, I’m totally messing this up!”

“Why don’t you start again?” Dick said, shifting into a subtler fighting stance. He kept his voice light, but Jason saw the way his hands inched towards the scrims sticks. Distantly, Jason thought it was hilarious that this tiny kid could evoke that kind of response. Looking into Lazarus green eyes though, he couldn’t find the humor anywhere. The worst thing, though, is that the pit quieted. The rage the bubbled incessantly underneath his skin calmed. Jason did not like feeling bereft of the rage, not when he didn’t know why it was gone. He had just gained control of it, minimally, and to have that control be unnecessary left the vigilantes off kilter.

“Right, okay, sorry. Um, did you, uh, die and wake up surrounded by glowing green stuff?”

Before Jason could reply ‘yes, and why the hell do you know that?’, the kid continued with, “Because me too!”

She did jazz hands as Jason’s and Dick’s brains short circuited. Jason thought he even heard a little “yay!”

“What.” Jason sputtered out. His stomach and heart clenched as he thought about how young the kid looked. Fuck.

“Yeah. So, anyways-”

“Don’t speed past that like you didn’t say what you just said!” Dick interrupted, hand tugging at his hair in distress. His body language slipped from battle ready to extremely distressed. “You died?”

“You were- you were dipped in the Lazarus pits?!” Jason felt the need to address that specific point.

“I mean, it’s not that important? The important thing is- wait, what’s a Lazarus pit?”

Jason froze again. She didn’t know what they were?

“It’s… the glowing green stuff.” Dick answered her.

“Oh. Is that what you were dipped in?” She tilted her head at Jason. He nodded, wariness climbing. “Oh. Well, I mean, that’s not we call it. But the stuff you were dipped in, it’s rank. Contaminated.”

Jason thinks back to the burning, drowning green. The agony he felt as it slipped into his mouth and nose and his very being.

“It was bubbling.” He said. The girl grimaced. Jason had no idea why he was being so honest with this kid.

“Gross. Anyways, I can, like, help you with that?”

“With what?” Dick asked, eyes darting from the girl to Jason.

The girl groaned. “Okay, so I guess you guys are kind of new. Uh, the contaminated green stuff,” she points at Jason’s chest. “That’s making you angry, right? Leaving you in the backseat of your head as your body breaks whatever got you angry to begin with and you have no control over it?”

“…The pit madness.” Jason mumbled, feeling numb. “Yeah.”

“…Right. I can help you clear that out,” she pauses, fidgeting. “If… If you help me talk to Batman? It’s kind of… urgent.”

“Batman?”

“Why?”

“Uh. There’s kind of… a whole mad scientist thing going on and like… experimentation and dissections… you know?” The kid waved her arms around, distressed.

Dick and Jason unfortunately did know.

“Cave?” Jason grumbled.

“Cave.”

“Okay, we’ll bring you to the cave. Then you tell us everything.”

“Really?”

She looked up at them hopefully, and Jason could see the moment Dickolas melted. Not that Jason could say anything, since he was already taking off his jacket and bundling the kid in it.

“Um.”

“Who the hell let you walk around Gotham like that?” He scowled down at her, not that she could see it with the red helmet in the way. Dick looked at him carefully, eyes roving over the oddly relaxed state his little wing was in.

The kid shrugged. Jason sighs.

“What’s your name?” Dick asked. Scooping her up, the blue and black clad raised his free arm to grapple away. Jason follows him, heading towards the motorcycles they’ve got parked nearby.

“Dani. With an I.”

“Nice to meet you, Dani. I’m Nightwing. This is my… this is Red Hood.”

“Okay. Cool.”



#danny phantom #danielle phantom #danielle fenton #red hood #jason Todd #dick grayson #nightwing #dani going: you stink but I can help with that #dani trying to save her siblings from the GIW by bribing/blackmailing the vats #like they wouldn’t just take a look at this literal child and jump a cliff to help #dani: I need help #also dani: let me insult a crime lord #the plan worked though #this has been sitting in my drafts for too long #dani is both traumatized and a sassy little shit #dani ‘haven’t learned social cues’ Fenton #to be fair it’s not like vlad cared for social niceties #vlad the creep #dani dresses like she wants to get mugged on purpose

[dustbunsinspace]

Got an anon ask ‘who my least fav turtle is if Leo is my favourite’ and it made me realise I don’t draw my ACTUAL favourite turtle enough, so it might really look like that 😤

I wanted to doodles just the three recent ones but my brain went brrr, and my hand slipped and kept slipping until I got the whole orange fam (could probably still add a few more, maybe later). Anyway, MIKEY SUPREMACY ✨🧡🍊💪 (I love them all but he has a very special place in my heart).

( you can find it on Redbubble ⭐️ )

EDIT; Someone asked me who some of them are so;

#tmnt Mikey #last ronin #rottmnt mikey #idw Mikey #2012 Mikey #87 mikey #tmnt michelangelo #mutant mayhem mikey #2003 mikey #2007 mikey #Batman vs tmnt Mikey #mirage Mikey #bayverse mikey #lord save me #there’s so many to tag #Mikeocalypse #uuh #my orange son #there literally is none that I don’t love okay #if my future kids aren’t as cute as this little green creature #what’s even the point #en’s art

[forcedhesitation]

astarion origin playthrough worth it just for all the extra moments where he does the "sad wet cat" face

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #thoughts about media #astarion #*kisses his forehead* my awful little bastard man... i love you and your big sad watery eyes. #IT'S SO FUCKING QUIET THOUGH IF YOU YOURSELF ARE PLAYING HIM GOOD LORD #I'M SO USE TO HIM COMPLAINING TO MY TAV!!!! #OR BANTERING WITH HIM OR KARLACH OR WYLL!!! #I MISS HIS THEATRICS!!!!!!! #not that it's ENTIRELY quiet. until i found karlach i was travelling with shadowheart lae'zel and gale. #and let me tell you. gale and lae'zel do NOT shut the fuck up if they are together. #they were literally having an entire tinder date while we were trecking through the woods to go get karlach. #i NEVER knew they talk so much because while i've travelled with them individually in past saves... #...i've NEVER had them in my party at the same time! #gale is actually pretty nice to lae'zel! he asks a lot of questions but doesn't condescend her as he does others sometimes. #that's probably because he's afraid of her though. I would be too were I nothing more than a wizard with 8 strength. #I do like how you can look at pretty much any two companions and get a well written and generally enjoyable dynamic! #It feels like they considered that a lot of people would want to maybe pair off the companions they didn't romance with each other! #and wanted it to be easy for really any pairing to work... if a person just paid attention to their shared interactions.

[5-pp-man]

they really said "it's better to live life while imperfect and disgraceful than to die perfect and beautiful without ever really living at all."

#migi to dali #THIS FUCKING EPISODE MANNNNN #cried again. #i like how his expression isnt perfectly symmetrical as he says this. helps drive home the point even more #akiyama kun came in clutch again. i like how he literally only addressed migi though. like he did not even look at anyone else in the room. #AND THE GHOST OF MICCHAN SAVING THE BOYS. I COULD CRY. #one more episode. just one more. lord help me I'm gonna miss these little freaks. #ON GOD WE'RE GONNA GET THESE BOYS AND THEIR FRIENDS AND FAMILY SOME CHERRY PIE!!! #the thing I'm most curious abt is seeing the sonoyama's reactions to their son being two people. #well technically three and one is in jail now so. yikes. #tedpost #tedtalks

[yourlocalabomination]

i need your opinion. jeff blim tinky or curt mega tinky

Oh this is such a good question!

While I do have aspects that I love about both portrayals my overall favourite is undoubtedly Jeff’s.

In Time Bastard we get to see Tinky be absolutely deranged when it comes to fucking around with Ted, and Jeff manages to protrude that sadistic energy entirely. The laugh alone solidifies that for me. Jeff has such a way with playing unhinged characters (Hidgens in Workin’ boys, Aladdin in Twisted, The father in Trail to Oregon, etc) that I don’t think there is a better Starkid actor to play Tinky.

While Grace, Steph and Pete are acted as being scared in The Summoning honestly wasn’t that scary? For me at least? Idk it was more silly (don’t get me wrong I love The Summoning scene it just didn’t have that scare factor- I mean Curts dancing around in neon yellow). And while I do like Tinky having a more silly goofy side to him I prefer the portrayal of that having a more sadistic streak, as seen in Time Bastard.

I know that in The Summoning the LIBs “hold court in your own tongue and form”, (aka appear as teenagers) makes sense story wise and for a on stage preformance. But I’m a big fan of horror, so even the description Tinky being a:

“A solidarity figure. It wears a baggy, furry body- suit. It’s yellow and matted. Dirty. Stinking. Worst of all is its head. A motionless, demented goat mask. It has glassy, evil eyes, a slack jaw with big crooked teeth, a flopping wet tongue”.

Fuck so hard to me. That shit slaps ok. Tinky being refered to a “The thing”, “This creature”, “The nightmare goat”, in the Time Bastard script? Give me more of that please.

(I know that this isn’t particularly pertaining to Jeff’s portrayal, more of the script writing, but they go hand in hand. The script is only as good as the actors can make it. And Jeff does that description of Tinky so much justice).

All that being said- when it comes to drawing Tinky I prefer to draw him as Curt (plus a few extra things added to put my own spin on the design) due to that being his first human form portrayal. Also because I can’t draw goats.

Despite all this, I need it to be known that “oh boy! A spankoffski! I’m going to have the whole set in my toy box!” has and will continue to rot in my brain for many more months to come.

#abomy talks #asks #thank you for the question! #I know you probably wanted a straight answer but you gave me an opportunity to ramble #I’m going to take it #don’t get me wrong I do like both portrayals but I heavily prefer Jeff’s #I have watched Time Bastard an unhealthy amount I can’t not say Jeff #I literally have the script saved in my Google drive which I busted out to answer this #starkid #tinky #t’noy karaxis #the lords in black #lords in black #time bastard #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #nightmare time #nmt #hatchetfield

[gopped]

I love the idea that when you ‘team up’ with Gortash after getting Orins stone, he stays in your camp. Like it’s super unrealistic especially if you have Karlach in your party, but also because he’s literally the archduke and he has political shit to do.

but like….. imagine the fucking content that would come out of it. I’m not saying he would be a full blown companion, but he’d be like the other non playable npc’s that you could invite to camp. At least Except for when you play a Durge run, he still wont have his own tent area, but I’d think he’d stay close by to the durges area(for protection and familiarity purposes.) he’d be such a little shit the entire time. I think, like with Halsin, you’d get the flirty option here and there when entering dialogue. But imagine the companions noticing the fact that you had the gall to try and flirt with gortash of all people… when you have your companions right there. And then you have to option to straight up lie to their faces like “whaaaattt? Noooooo, I would neverrr…”

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #enver gortash #the dark urge #durgetash #(kind of) #god the fucking sniveling rat of a man has me in a chokehold and I’m begging for more there’s really no saving me from myself anymore man. #baldur's gate 3 #lord gortash #bg3 gortash #I literally want to bite him like he’s a fucking chew toy.

[spineless-lobster]

I need him in a way that is concerning to my asexuality

#have you seen those THIGHS are you fucking kidding me #his HAIR and his VOICE oh my GOD he’s SO HOT #‘heyyy zag man’ JUST TAKE ME ALREADY!!!!!! #I’m down so fucking bad for every character in that game it’s unreal actually #like I can literally go on about this forever #lord save me from the desires of the flesh #hades game #dionysus hades

[andromeda3116]

"One day when I was a young boy on holiday in Uberwald, I was walking along the bank of a stream when I saw a mother otter with her cubs. A very endearing sight, I'm sure you will agree, and even as I watched, the mother otter dived into the water and came up with a plump salmon, which she subdued and dragged onto a half-submerged log. As she ate it, while of course it was still alive, the body split and I remember to this day the sweet pinkness of its roes as they spilled out, much to the delight of the baby otters who scrambled over themselves to feed on the delicacy. One of nature's wonders, gentlemen: mother and children dining upon mother and children. And that's when I first learned about evil. It is built into the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior."

--Lord Vetinari, Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #lord vetinari #havelock vetinari #discworld quotes #i love that philosophy and feel it in my gut and bones: #''if there is a higher power then it's our prerogative to be better than it'' #like that quote from nation about the gods letting you down and how kneeling to them would be bowing to murderers and bullies #or the whole theme of small gods where the higher power needs to learn to care about the people he demands worship from #pratchett often returns to this theme of ''what do you do when your god(s) fail you?'' #and having once felt like my god absolutely failed me - although i didn't have the words to see it like that at the time - that resonates #i've said before that that was such a revelation: those were the words of my last unanswered prayer #i have many intellectual reasons now to be an atheist but at the core it's... #if the universe is chaos then it cannot be cruel. there is no one who could have saved you but didn't for their own opaque reasons #if there is no god then no god failed me or left me drowning in despair for a whole year #small gods helped me conceptualize that in ways that defy words and literally changed my life and perspective for the better #anyway. this quote is magnificent. ''mother and child feasting upon mother and child'' #and it makes so much of vetinari's character make so much sense #he looked at the world through cynical and bitter eyes but instead of becoming a nihilist who manipulated the cruel world for his own gain #he said ''we can and must be better than this'' #(this is why i feel like kaz brekker - under inej's influence - should grow up to be like havelock vetinari) #(the one who clenches his fist and fucking *fixes* this goddamned place)

[opikiquu]

aventurine pl. Plea s e . PLLEEEEEEASE

#★ arin rambles #‘here we go again’ you think everytime you see my ramble tag. I dont blame you #AVENTURINE AVENTURINE PLEASE SAVE ME WHITE BOY #OH MY LORD #OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS OH MY GOODNESS. #MY JSOE IS RUNNING HES RUINNING MY LIFE I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE IM SO ILL PLEASE I #AVENTURINE. im so serious i can talk about this man all day. and more specifically this video #‘it was just posted 30 minutes ago arin youre scaring the kids’ SILENCE. I NEED SPACE #I NEED A. A MOMENT. EVERYBODY PLEAS GETA WAY FROM ME IM GOING TO GET SO SCARY #Please. Im so sorry. Im begging you . I love this man oh my gish please hes so cute #HES SO CUTE. HES SO CUTE IM SO SICK OF HIM WHY???????? WHY IS HE SO PRETTY HES SO PRETTY HES GOREGOUS HES SO STUNNING. HELLO. HELLO. #Im going to. Slam my head against the wall im overwhelmed with joy and happiness hes everything ive ever wanted ever #any minute not spent talking about him is a moment wasted i promise you MY PRINCESS IM COMING TO SAVE YOU #IM HIS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR EXCEPT ITS NOT SHINY #IM COVERED IN DIRT #IM STILL COMING FOR YOU AVENTURINE RUN #oh goodness me oh my #im so happy hes so prettu im so happy i cant do rhis im sweating geniumnly i feel so sick #Im cant . Do this anymore. I CANT TAKE IT. I HAVE TO… AAUGH… AAAHH… I HAVE TO…. DANCE! #guys…. he my favorriet… #my slinky….. my krimpet… my teacup i think. My doc mc stuffins doctor playset. My dishwasher. My italian coldsteel cinquedea . atp anything #hes my EVERYTHING. MY EVERYTHING…!!!!!!!! *MY TELEKENISIS THROWS EVERYTTHING ACROSS THE ROOM* #yall i dont think ive had a hyperfixation this horribly bad since. Since the. Since. MAN I DONT KNOW #IM COOKED. HE WOMT LEAVE ME ALONE. I LITERALLY DREAMT OF HIM LAST NIGHT LIKE IM SO DOOMED? ACTUALLY? #oh to be medicated and focus on . Things like cooking. Or idk. Getting a job. No i just think about some messed up blonde all day im absolut #ly DOOMED #yes im still yapping i got 30 tags u gon stick through them all. Every single one of them. Dont leave me please i want to talk about him ton #TO SOMEONE. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM TO SOMEONE ALL DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE TESTING. IM LEFT ALONE ALL DAY I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY WIFE #i womder how crazy i look right now #Sighs lovingly at him..

[haitani-trash]

i saw hadestown on the weekend and now i’m having horrific brain rot because epic iii (they danced) is the perfect first dance song for my oc and leo but could also work for literally any pjo character tbh

#ugh I’m supposed to be working #but I’m just sitting here staring at my computer picturing it #I can SEE it in my brain #I can see the dress she’s wearing and the dance floor and the lighting and his smile #lord save me from myself #this could also work for literally any PJO couple too #l speaks #pjo #Percy Jackson #Leo Valdez #hadestown #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #HoO

[tradingjackbs]

Attempted to do a photoshoot for the one and only cosplay I'll probably ever do and. These are the only pictures I got that matter

#there were a lot of blurrier ones that were completely incomprehensible lmao #i did also get some decent serious ones but. idk if i'll post them/might save them for halloween or something. we'll see #i dont like taking pics of myself and i dont like sharing my face on the internet. it just so happens this particular character has bangs #and also sunglasses so it works out #nicholas d wolfwood #cosplay #trigun #rosie posting #cats of tumblr #i love my girl so so much. but lord she love gettin all in my business when im tryna do shit ykwim #taking pictures or drawing or whatever tf. it dont matter. she must be in the way <3 #i went to put my clothes away and like. sure it's a relatively cheap suit but it still cost a good amount #and this goddamn cat is swiping and pouncing on my clothes as im tryna put em away like 😭😭😭😭 GIRL #anyway pretend ww has uhh curly hair. and literally no jawline. and also a normal/fat waist. and a thick ass neck jesus lordt #that's what my ww looks like <3 sowwy that's just how im built lmao #oh and the wrong nose. i have the wrong nose for every anime character 😔 #bitch ass half white half pinoy got me out here lookin like a gotdamned Freak lol <3 #the absurd amount of cookies in the past week probs hasnt been helping #i live alone and shit's hard yo 😭😭 #this also means i took all my goddamn photos myself and thus. the excessive cat bombing <3

[dabisbratz]

this is my eren/gojo btw

#please don’t get me started please please please please don’t get me started on this mans voice #really wish he did mkre gender neutral audios (or started doing ones for boys):) #*more oopsie #n e way… his voice is so perfect #i’ll be honest i was gonna gatekeep him a lil bit but he’s already so popular #his voice is just the prettiest thing. he’s my favorite i think #so warm n sweet.. he really does sound like a disney prince!! #which is how i’d imagine gojo’s voice.. just a little deeper #but the attitude n stuff is clearlyyyyyy eren #literally kicking my feet.. the say i discovered him was the bestest day ever in the world i don’t care! #im 90% sure there’s no editing issue where it’s accidentally not gender neutral but m’sorry if there is! i can’t remember this was very + #far in my saved links #**DAY DEAR LORD #the little slapshehehehe #just realized i’m exposing myself so bad… okay bye bye

[drumlincountry]

You have to separate your ego from your work. You have to you have to. PLEASE.

I was invited to facilitate a Project with a group of teenagers in a Very Small Town. They pick a challenge in their community, I help them design a solution for that challenge. They picked: what if we had a youth space to hang out in after school?

I said: like a youth café?

They said: no we have a youth café and it sucks. No one goes to it because it sucks.

I said: hmm. ok, what if you guys work on designing an ideal youth café, according to the teens of the town? and I will ask the people who run the actual youth café to hear your suggestions.

So these teenagers survey their whole school, they find out what teenagers want in a youth café. What facilties would make them want to go. When they would go. How much they would pay to attend. They made a bunch of little charts :-)

And I contact the committee of volunteers who have been doing the admirable and thankless job of maintaining a youth facilitiy in a tiny, declining rural town.

I said: Hey. You know how you can’t get young people to use your expensive and difficult to maintian facilities? Well, these kids are willing to tell you exactly what to do to attract them. Will you hear them out?

and this local volunteer says, disgusted and offended: Oh. OH. they have SUGGESTIONS, do they??? WELL. Suggestions. And they never even USE the facilities. Are you trying to say that WE have been doing something WRONG?!?!

Girl....... apologies to ur ego. but the answer to ur question is literally yes.

#grow upppppppp you are trying to provide a service if people don't want to use ur service u are doing something wrong #she was literally like. no it is the children who are wrong. #me fein #lord save and protect me from self important community martyrs. #eefa sells her labour #the best part of the community work is the communities #the worst part of community work is also the communities

[separatist-apologist]

Do you have any fun facts about Henrietta? And how many times has she tried to fight Lucien, God and anyone but Elain?

Also same; been in ship wars; over it. It’s much fun to just create art and ignore the haters.

Also baffled at the opinions of Feyre not being smart because she was illiterate??? Like yes literacy is important but it’s not the only thing that can make someone intelligent wise and capable???

Henrietta wakes Lucien up each morning with a vicious kiss to the ear.

I wanted to answer this specifically because of the Feyre part because hooboy do I have thoughts.

I just get annoyed with these faux-intellectual takes from people who don't ACTUALLY care about, for example, rising illiteracy rates but merely want to shame people for finding comfort and solace in Feyre and her story. Like how can you stan someone who is SO DUMB she couldn't even read and only got her position because her husband gave it to her.

Ignoring that Feyre literally did more for Pyrthian than all 7 High Lords combined and was the only character smart enough to ask what kind of wine she was drinking before she just chugged it down.

But what do I know?

#literally all the other high lords took a drink from known enemy hybern #but i have to keep reading think pieces in the feyre tag that she dumb like SURE OK #editing this to save myself the whataboutism that occasionally finds me