#lulu stew

[weevmo]

Some Mock-up boards for our multimedia horror -comedy indie project: Corduroy Stew! - These are all actually - related!

Inspired by an early version of a script. A Note: Lulu really loves her sock puppets! (It doesn't appear that way from these images - she will sew them back up after the show!!)

Another note: This project is small and just for fun!

#corduroy stew #nimrod stew #lulu stew #wb stew #bailey stew #Lulu is chaotic nuetral - sometimes evil - for sure #nimrod needs a big old break #WB is very proud of his messes #he doesn't know any better - #Bailey is also at his wits end #enjoy the show!!

[distorted-smile]

Characters belong to @weevmo.

Listen, the second one just felt right. I think I like all of them, the last one was a lot of fun.

I forgot one

#digital art #digital drawing #digital illustration #art #my art #fanart #corduroy stew #nimrod stew #wb stew #lulu stew

[entamewitchlulu]

i’m actually still mad about bookworm’s storytelling even today lol it’s making me not wanna watch anything else

#sometimes i just gotta stew over a story taking the least interesting route #it's not even that it's bad or offensive it's just #annoying #it's annoying is what it is #lulu answers

[i-like-eyes]

Drawing other’s puppet ocs is my new hobby btw. Corduroy Stew’s Lulu caught my eye I’m always a sucker for big hair

Character by @weevmo

#corduroy stew #myart

[quickitches]

The Arrangement

tagged: scent kink, F/F

Louisa stood outside the door. She had to work up the courage to actually knock. Her heart was pounding. She bit her lip, slowly raised her hand.

Knock knock.

***

A few hours earlier. "Damn it damn it damn it!" Louisa cursed to nobody in particular, alone in the locker room. She had lost, and lost badly. A shameful first for her - a set without winning a game. She couldn't turn it around after that, her motivation shattered. Kelly had been in the bleachers of course, front row.

Lou tossed her tanktop and skirt into the gym bag, then scratched her back with the racket. How long had it been, again? Lou picked up her phone, brought up the texts with Kelly. Or "Smelly", as Lou had saved her number. The girl had sent her Motivation mode: ON! last Thursday. An emoji every day after that... Nine days? Nine whole days. Last time it had been five.

She had an Arrangement with Kelly. A week or so before every match, Kelly would stop bathing. If Louisa won, she'd be rewarded - first, she would get to give Smelly Kelly a nice, long bath. Then, they'd have what Kelly disparagingly refered to as 'normie sex'. Losing meant getting a punishment instead: Lou on a leash, serving the stinking nerd's kinky whims.

***

Kelly opened the door. Nine days of showerless musk greeted Lou. She blinked, her nose twitched. She tried her best to keep her composure. "Shame about the match, Lou." said Smelly. She hugged Louisa. Lou hugged her back, coughing and gagging a little as her nose was forced in the crook of the tall woman's neck. With her arms raised up for the hug, the odor of Kelly's pits made it to Lou's nose. Just a taste, considering what would come after. "Can't win every time, I guess."

The apartment was a mess, as always. Several sets of Kelly's shoes were strewn about the hallway. In the living room, Louisa had to push away a stack of papers and a box of cables on the couch to make space for her gym bag. The table was covered in empty glasses, mugs and plates. Snack wrappers and fast food bags. So unhealthy! There was a single empty spot, clearly where Kelly would put her feet up while gaming.

Lou opened up her gym bag. Normally she'd cringe at the stink of her sweaty clothes. Not here, though. The sweat of a single tennis match could not elbow past the stench of Kelly. Louisa changed into the sweaty match outfit. She made a show out of undressing. It was putting on the tennis outfit that grabbed Kelly's attention. Once Lou was dressed again, Kelly put her hand under her skirt and fondled her on the butt. "Don't be sad, superstar. Next time you'll kick their ass."

***

Thinking was all but impossible. Louisa was on all fours with the collar around her neck, the other end of the leash around Kelly's wrist as she played her video game. Kelly had stripped down to her panties and socks. The sweatpants and tanktop she wore added to the smelly pile of clothes on the other end of the couch.

Smelly's legs were spread, and Lou's face was inches away from the bulge in those stripey black panties. Kelly's sedentiary lifestyle meant her cock and balls had been stewing in their own sweat, cultivating a thick, musky stench like nothing else in the world. Desires swirled in Lou's head. She wanted to, needed to lick Smelly Kelly's reeking balls, kiss her fat belly, suck on those disgustingly sweaty nipples.

Kelly would often talk about being 'musk-drunk'. Until now, Louisa had dismissed that as just another dumb fetish meme. But now, slack-jawed, drooling, wanting nothing more than to throw herself all over this reeking nerd, a single coherent thought managed to float to the top of Louisa's mind: Guess it was real.

Smelly paused her game for a moment and left her gamepad on Lou's upper back. She reached into her panties to scratch herself. A tug on Lulu's leash brought her face closer to the cotton panties. The fingers raking up and down inside agitated the pubes, releasing more of the caked-in grimy stink. "This... Fifth time scratch... Itchy?" Lou said. She swallowed her drool, blinked a couple of times. Focus, focus. She tried again. "Why do you keep itching it?" "It's nothing you need to worry about, tennis girl." Kelly took her hand out and brought it to Louisa's lips. Lou touched her nose to the fingertips. She drank the stench in. Her concern about Smelly's itching crotch was washed away immediately.

***

Kelly had given Lou a break. She went to the kitchen to grab an energy drink. Louisa sat on the couch. It was no secret Kelly was into tennis players. It bordered on a fetish, really. Above the TV there was a shelf adorned with all kinds of tennis memorabilia. Tennis balls, replica trophies, even a figure of a tennis player from some video game or anime. Kelly wasn't sure.

"One for you, one for me." Kelly returned with two cans. She handed the sugar-free one to Lou, turned off the video game. She picked up her phone and played a video on the TV. 'Melissa and Amy Shower After the Match.' The two actresses were in tennis dresses, tastefully sweaty, kissing in the locker room. The dialogue was poorly written, not that Louisa was in any mental state to notice that. She gulped her energy drink down quickly and left the empty can on the trash-covered table. "More." "Sorry, love. Those were the last drinks." "No, Smelly. More sniffing." "More?! Last time you swore you would never lose a game again, Lulu!" Kelly said. "Ask and ye shall receive."

Smelly Kelly raised her arm. She tried to pull Louisa's face in with the leash but Lou needed no encourangement. She shoved her face into the armpit hair, sniffing noisily. The smell was different here. No less intoxicating. Lou licked at the skin below the armpit but kept an eye on the soft porn playing before her. The two tennis girls had stripped down to their underwear and hopped in the shower. They made out, grinding against eachother, water soaking their sports bras and panties. Louisa reached down to Kelly's crotch. At first she just scratched her. Then she grabbed Kelly's cock through the cotton panties. They were already stained with precum, a wet spot on the black and white striped fabric. Kelly's toes curled up with the motions of Louisa's hand, up and down, up and down.

"Someone's turning into a dirty little muskslut, isn't she? When you can think again, Louisa, we will discuss the Arrangement." "No... I want--" She could not find the word. How frustrating. "--sniffs...?" "Exactly. This will be your reward from now on, dear." Lou closed her eyes and purred into Kelly's pit. "And this is yours." Lou placed her mouth above Kelly's armpit and bit her. The teeth sank in just enough to leave an impression on the supple skin. Her mouth filled with the pungent taste of stale sweat, her tongue burning. Kelly moaned. Her left hand stroked along Lou's inner thigh. Its sister gripped the empty energy drink can, quickly crushing it. She came. A weak, watery load stained her panties. She wiggled and shimmied - something Louisa always made fun of. Not today, though. Lou's mouth was too full of armpit.

The video Kelly had played was over. She laid her head back, the only sound in the room Louisa's hungry sniffing and licking at her pit. Lou was groping her boob now. Kelly sighed happily and put her hand over Louisa's. "We'll hit the shower. Then, I'm eating you out. Deal?" "No! I like you stinky." "Musk slut. Say what you are." "I'm Smelly Kelly's muskslut." "Good girl."

#scent kink #trans nsft #armpit sniffing

[shiningheart1]

New theory for Hazbin Hotel but it's an established theory twisted: Lilith owns Alistor's soul for not for the reasons we think.

Here's my proposed timeline. Alistor appears in hell and starts taking out overlords. We know this. An overlord gains their power through owning souls, if I remember correctly. What happened to those souls the overlords owned?

I think the souls got a little, eh, overzealous or rambunctious. A chaotic mess. And this concerns the higher beings of Heaven greatly. Without overlords to coral the sinners, who knows what evil plot they could come up with? Whoever is killing the overlords needs to be stopped. So the leaders of Heaven say to Adam, "Find whoever is doing this and End Them."

And, you know, he could do it! He's Dick Master Adam! The Original Nutcracker! But he's also super fucking lazy and can't be bothered to do the detective work of figuring out who it is.

But he IS smart. He knows exactly who would be strong enough to search and destroy on Heaven's behalf. Oh not the little twink who Fell. Lulu couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag.

Lilith though? Lilith was originally Human. And Adam knew her, the proud hot Demon babe who SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIS. No matter, not important, work past it bruh.

So he makes a deal with Lilith. Find whoever it is cutting the sinners loose and make it stop, and he could convince Heaven to let her in. Wasn't she sick of it? The depravity and savagery and being left to cater to whiny demons and sinners while her supposed partner was too busy playing with his ducks?

Lilith takes the deal. Why? Her motives are her own. So she tracks Alastor and takes him down, but he's so afraid of a second death she offers HIM a deal. A bind on his power, and his soul is hers. He 'lives' in return.

Lilith goes back to Adam saying her end of the deal was done. And Adam DOES end up setting things in motion so Lilith can join them in Heaven.

She spends seven years in Heaven.

Alastor spends seven years stewing in resentment and looking for ways to get his former power back. And one day he sees an odd performance on the picture box: the princess of hell, doing an abominable job of convincing these fools redemption is possible and yadda yadda, all that drivel and what not.

And he thinks to himself. "Ah. There's an idea..."

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel theory #alastor #radio demon #hazbin alastor #hazbin lilith

[calidrisminuta]

Botany of Orsterra (From CotC)

The list of foods and cuisines is proving really useful in my writing, so I thought I'd do the same with the plantlife of CotC's Orsterra, too. I'm missing quite a few because I can't review certain Traveller Stories, but I've got a few from notes and the like, and there's a fair bit from NPC dialogue in the various towns.

This is very much a work in progress!

There isn't as much as I thought there would be, since I was only wanting to include Orsterran-specific plants, rather than generic ones like roses or pine trees, unless a specific variety is mentioned in the story.

I haven't checked the memoirs yet either, but I'll be adding to this post every time I find some (or I find Traveller Stories to review on youtube), so thank goodness for the ability to edit here!

Anyway, without further ado, the list:

M = Medicinal B = Botanical E = Edible

Various: Blue Hydrangea {Master of Fame}, Crimson Devilbloom (M) {Ashlan's Tale} A presently illegal medicinal herb, and no-one knows where it grows, although it's been studied in Atlasdam so it may originate there. Thanks to @hazelgatoya for that one! Also, thanks to @theynanigans again for finding the mention in Isla's letters, too: "Day 361: Crimson Devilbloom - "The sickly secretions of that plant cause thinking to take meow-mentous ef-fur-t."

Theatropolis: Lapisleaf (B) {Eunice’s Tale}. Contains a pigment that creates a vivid blue, used in painting. (Edited to add) According to Isla: “When the nectar of these flowers is mixed with pigment, it changes into a striking blue colour. This was a closely guarded secret among painters of old, but researchers eventually discovered this characteristic fur the whole world to know.”

Theatroshroom (E) {??Can’t remember where this one came from??} Apparently, they're very tasty. Edited to add - they're from Adelle's Tale. Thank you, @theynanigans!

Atlasdam: None mentioned.

Rippletide: None mentioned.

Grandport: Quatrait blooms (NPC Woman from Quaragosa) (E) Apparently this can be stewed with fish to create a tasty dish.

Emberglow: Embershrooms (E), used in a variety of dishes. Frostfern (M) {Miles’ Tale}, a compound for a remedy used by the Knights Ardante. Snow Crystals (B) {Sofia’s Tale}, Grace Mushrooms (M) {Rodion’s Tale}, the spores of which are used in a remedy. Cave Mint (M) (E) {Shelby’s Tale}. Shelby's favourite herb, and apparently it can be brewed into a tasty tea. More info from Isla's Letters again: "Day 286: Cave Mint - "Do you know which herb can grow in even the darkest caves, and is useful as an ingredient in both food and medicine? Why, it's cave mint, of course! Hmm… I think next time I have afternoon tea with my cait fur-ends, I'll use cave mint to make tea." Thanks to Theynanigans for finding this!

Frostlands: Züsbaum (E), Per one of Isla’s letters, it grows in the Frostlands and its leaves have a sweet flavour. A tea made from them has a taste distinct from sugar. Many monsters love them, so picking the leaves is a monumental challenge, but many say it is worth the risk.

Also from the Frostlands: Snowstalks (B), a plant that grows in the plains near Emberglow. By soaking cloth in their sap, it can be used to make clothes that are warmer and better against cold conditions. Soaking cloth in the sap of Snowstalks makes it very soft, and will keep people dry. It’s also Lulu’s favourite.

Cathedral of Tytos: None mentioned.

Cragspear: Adorablooms (B) {Main Story}, Apple Blossoms (M) (B) {Therion’s Tale} Spoilers for Therion's Tale, but IIRC Apple Blossom was used in a perfume that helped to control/charm people. Might have different properties in Orsterra.

Valore: White Grape Blossoms (B) {Main Story} A flower sold in Valore, and of great significance to Bargello. Has no medicinal properties that we know of. Wyrmwood (M) {Millard's Tale}, a plant that grows around Valore, and is used in medicine.

Also Valore: Vermiliweed Blossom (B) Features in the main story. "A flower that flourishes in the Woodlands. Contrary to its adorable appearance, it is poisonous and used to hunt wild boars."

Sufrataljah: Drizzleshrooms (M) {Soleil’s Tale}, King Cactus Meat (M) {Soleil’s Tale} Both used in remedies. Drizzleshrooms were boiled with something by a Sunshade tribe to create a remedy, and King Cactus meat is bitter but can bring down Desert Fever.

Victors Hollow: None mentioned.

Sunshade: None mentioned.

Shepherds Rock: Nothing in the area is poisonous, according to Merrit's Tale. Antidock grass grows in the Highlands, and is medicinal (used to make antidotes for poisons.) Also known as Noxroot in other areas of Orsterra. Ephemera is a plant with distinct leaf patterns and purple flowers, and the use is medicinal. (powder from the stems can be used in first aid, and it can be dissolved in hot water to make a cold remedy.) Info again from the wonderful @hazelgatoya!

Flamesgrace: None mentioned.

Berecain: None mentioned.

I’cirlo: Panacea Herb (M) (E) {Former Edoras Ambassador}

Clearbrook: Bellflower (M) {Rita’s Tale} Possibly contains different properties in Orsterra, but I need to review Rita's Tale to see if anything different is mentioned. From Isla's Letters: "Day 312: Bellflower - "Have you ever seen an herb with bell-shaped petals blooming by the riverside? Its characteristics change slightly depending where it grows, so only ex-purr-ienced botanists can identify them!" Credit to Theynanigans!

Redleaf Grass (M). {Penny's Tale} Has bright red leaves, and grows along the rivers in Clearbrook. Waterweed (M) {Rita's Tale, but also mentioned in Hayes' Tale}. Grows along the Clearbrook Traverse, and has bright blue petals. Used in medicinal salves. Isla's letter mentions it as well, as something to use if you get hurt. Laurel Seed Oil (M) {Rita's Tale}. Alfyn uses it to take the scent of tallow away from his salve. "Laurel leaves have a pain relieving compound, and the oil made from their seeds can cool down feverish patches," Rita says.

Donescu: None mentioned.

Edit: From Largo's Traveller Story, we have Blue Poppy (B), a flower that is highly attractive to monsters, Slumbersage (M), a plant with a sedative nature, and Sungrass (B), a plant that Shaggy Meeps like to graze on.  From Isla’s letters: Slumbersage is purr-fect for making medicine to help people sleep, but it’s difficult to get the dosage correct, so don’t try without an apothecary present.

SPOILERS! Edit 2, from Miza's Journal in Bestower of All Ch.5: Marisnows (B), Rosettes (B), Scarletseeds (B).

Arte Shrooms (M), from Dorothea’s Traveller Story. When processed, they are both the cause and cure of an illness in Shepherds Rock. They are both tasteless and odourless.

From Cornelia’s Traveler Story: Snowrosea (M), found in the depths of the Cave of Laments. Can be used as a remedy for Frostlung when infused into a tea. Stilldrop (M), "a powerful herb that grows near the village of Stillsnow. A small dose has the power to cure all sorts of illnesses, but frequent use can lead to a condition similar to Frostlung." It has a sweet scent.

River Beans (E) Phaseolus Lunatus - Lima beans!

From Lemaire's Traveler Story: Phantom Flowers. (B) They grow on the North Theatropolis Plains, and appear a dull grey colour until it rains, when they gain a sheen similar to that of a rainbow.

#octopath traveler champions of the continent #octopath cotc #octopath traveler cotc

[kapuchino357]

(this one got a little longer than expected, sorry about that)

but, wow, can you imagine being Steve

you work your whole life to get in The most prestigious magic coven known to witch kind. to be considered one of the best.

you have an itty bitty little brother to make proud.

you get in. it was hell to get in, you have to give up your palisman when you do, but you Get. In.

it feels good to be seen as a terrifying monster.

you somehow make actual friends with your boss, known no-nonsense ice queen Lilith Clawthorne.

(she allows far more nonsense than anyone realizes)

your boss deserts after revealing that she cursed her own sister.

(you have some feelings about that)

you get antagonized and bullied by the emperor's aide now that Lilith is gone.

the Golden Guard takes over as your acting Head Witch in Lilith's place, since we apparently have no time to find a different replacement.

the Golden Guard is a teenager.

(you gave him a ride on your motorcycle one time because it was his day off and he was so excited to spend it learning about how you made your motorcycle)(it was very cute)

you haven't really seen your little brother in years because of your job.

(he switched schools at some point? what was so wrong with Glandus?)

(last time you saw Mattholomule, he stole a valuable map from you, and you definitely got punished for it) (Adrian Graye Vernworth is a [REDACTED])

you get your lights punched out by a 14-year-old bard.

your teenage boss is trying to recruit fellow teenagers into one of the most grueling jobs you can imagine.

(you know because you're working it)

he doesn't think taking them away from their friends and families is a big deal.

you start questioning your life choices.

at some point you start seeing a shrink.

probably a little after Lilith left?

[you're still friends with Lilith, she invited you to celebrate her new job promotion! the Owl Lady's house demon was civil and didn't murder you because "Lulu" asked (all hail Lulu.)]

some things stop making sense and some other things start making sense.

you have not been the man you wanted to be.

you repeatedly get assigned to work with that bitch (forgive me gran gran) Adrian Graye Vernworth.

you get sent to forcefully brand the children in your little brother's school with mismatched coven sigils.

the kids kick your team's butts.

your little brother is there, kicking butt.

(this new school has been good for him. you're starting to understand what was wrong with Glandus)

your teenage boss is there, also kicking your team's butts. (go boss.)

you have not been the man you wanted to be. you can still change that.

you're going to quit your job.

you run into Lilith's furry little nephew outside of town, on the day you're planning to pack all your shit and bail.

he's going through his own crisis so, you figure you'll help him.

you take him on a road trip, it's very relaxing.

the entire way you can feel something following you, but you try not to focus on that.

finding yourself is tougher than it sounds, and he's just a little guy.

(the kid is a Titan. you took the Son of God on a road trip. you jot that down to have a crisis over for later.)

(you wish you could've helped the Golden Guard. you hope he's doing alright.)

Lilith and the Tube from Hell have been following you.

Lilith seems to be going through some things, so you offer to hook her up with your therapist.

the Tube from Hell attacks you for it.

[i saw a post talking about how Steve might've been working for the Rebellion already when he 'randomly' found King and took him for a road trip, but i don't believe that.

Steve spent the past week stewing in an existential crisis and figuring himself out, after that it was just rolling with the punches for him]

Lilith's sister calls her to meet in Latissa.

Lilith's sister is apparently allied with a rebellion now.

Lilith and her nephew ask you to join the rebellion.

how can you say no to them? you can't. them's the breaks.

you also want to help.

you give them a ride to Latissa to join the rebellion.

one third of the most celebrated witches of your time, your (former?) bosses, are there.

you recognize a couple of bards you may have been a bit more of an asshole to than necessary as well. (you hope they don't recognise you)

Lilith & King convince them to let you stay.

you get to help with planning.

it turns out the Day of Unity is actually going to be a Day of Painfully Lose Your Magic if You Have A Coven Sigil.

(you are very glad Matty didn't get branded during the Hexside raid.)

the plan is to put a sigil on the Owl Lady. (there's something ironic about that.)

the Owl Lady's kids get sent on a different mission for their safety. (you're glad to hear Hunter is with them.)

luckily your brand lets you do all types of magic, because they kinda need that now.

the plan goes okay all the way up until the Owl Lady gets found out and everything starts going South.

(you like how they don't seem to have had a backup plan (that's sarcasm))

The Day of Unity is upon you.

(oh, by the way, Lilith also turns into a horrifying bird monster now! fun!)

#they get you on an airship. (you are not a big fan of airships) #the owl house #steve toh #toh #lilith clawthorne #i think a lot about what the draining spell might've done to lilith and i impose those thoughts on steve to react to #i love them your honor #i love steve so much #he goes through a lot #loved picking where to let him curse and where to censor #100% sure lilith got in and argument with darius somewhere in there but that's besides the point #lina rambles #long post #hc that didn't make it in is steve still has it bad for lilith but im not inviting that discussion into my house

[alucarddear]

Omg. I finally found someone who is OBSESSED with Alucard as much as I am. I thought I was crazy for loving him this much🥹. I just want to hold him in my arms and tell him he deserves it all. All the love in the world. All the kindness. All the peace. All the goodness. All the happiness. I just want to shower him with kisses 💜.

-D

Well, well, hello and welcome to the wasteland, D. We like to stew in the Lulu feels and brainrot over here. ☺️🤍🦇

#answered ask #D anon

[m1d-45]

(Hi, this is my first time sending an ask to anyone on Tumblr so I apologize if it's horrible. Uh, anyways from my understanding your letter event is still going on, so I would like to participate. Tbh I don't fully understand the self aware Genshin thing so I apologize if this is bad.)

To Xingqiu,

This is my first time writing a letter, so I hope it's alright. Anyways, I would like to say thank you for being one of my very first vessels. I would like to clear up some confusion on how I may have treated you as a vessel. From my understanding, people think of the creator as only one person. However that's not the case, i'm merely one of two gods. Me and my brother are supposed to act as one god, but he has no interest in your world so it's just me for now. I would like to apologize for my brother's behavior towards you and the other vessels, he was reckless and almost got you killed multiple times. I know it can't erase the memories of almost dying, but I would like to give you a fluffy cat plushie and a friendship bracelet since I consider you more of a friend than a vessel or anything similar to that. It may not be to your liking, but for me, it's custom to give plushies to those I like no matter their age. You're my favorite out of all my vessels after all, anyways I hope you enjoy my gifts!

- Signed, Lulu

xingqiu walked towards liyue harbor, one hand on chongyun’s back and the other propping open a book. another exorcism had gone… less than ideally, he’ll say, since the spirit was repelled by chongyun’s yang energy and not his thaumaturgy. the spirit was gone nonetheless, but it always got him down in the dumps.

slipping a bookmark in his novel, xingqiu shut it with a snap. ”alright, let’s hurry up and get back to the harbor, okay? how about i… treat you to wanmin restaurant, hm?”

chongyun’s hands paused in the air, his blue eyes narrowing. “you can’t order me jueyun chili chicken again, xingqiu.”

“now who said i’d do that?”

“you always ask xiangling for spice on the side! and after today, my yang energy is especially volatile, so i can’t be exposed to-“

“fine, whatever,” he huffed, but a smile was on his face. he kicked a stray rock off the path, eyeing the distance between them and the harbor. the sun had set already, and the city did look quite beautiful. “black-back perch stew, then?”

“you know that- xingqiu!”

before he could react, chongyun had pulled him away from whatever was behind him, his claymore pulled from nowhere.

“get back. it could be an evil spirit.”

xingqiu leaned over his friend’s shoulder, trying to see what had set off his alarms. he’s not surprised that chongyun sensed something before he did, but he is surprised at what had set him off.

hovering at the point of chongyun’s blade was a spiked ball, floating in place. it bumped into the sharp point, and though gold dust fell, it didn’t seem to be affected.

“…it looks like a lantern.”

“you never know what it could be. liyue is a dangerous place outside of the harbor, filled with-“

“wouldn’t spirits be repelled by your yang energy?”

“…”

xingqiu glanced at his book, deemed it replaceable, then reached over chongyun’s shoulder.

“xingqiu-“

“it’s fine, it’s not like it’ll explode.” he tapped the ball with the edge of his book. “see? harmless.”

hesitantly, chongyun’s claymore disappeared back into his inventory. “that was incredibly risky of you.”

“mhm.” he stepped around him, seeing the ball for himself. it gave off a faint warmth, and was remarkably bright.

“i’m serious. even if it’s not haunted by an evil spirit-“

“we decided it wasn’t.”

“-it could still be dangerous. what about if it was a trap sent by the fatui?”

“the fatui aren’t nearly smart enough.” before he could be stopped, xingqiu reached and picked up the ball, turning it over in his hand. to his surprise, the shell quickly began to crumble, and he rushed to catch the items that fell from it.

despite the ball having been in his palm, he was only able to fumble for the envelope, his hand blocked by the remains of the shell. thankfully, chongyun caught both the plush and bracelet.

xinqiu put his book in his inventory and straightened, pulling out the invisible creases in his clothes. “what, checking them for curses?”

“no, this toy is too unstable to harbor any harmful energy, the bracelet doesn’t have any charms. woven string on its own is not nearly enough to hold curses or jinxes.”

xingqiu ripped open the envelope, pulling out the sheet of paper inside it. “then why did you take them?”

“there was no way you could have held them on your own. you weren’t quick enough to catch them.”

ah.

“what does the letter say? is it signed?”

xingqiu recovered quickly, reading your letter aloud. he paused for a moment on your last line, but kept his voice level over it. it was interesting to think that there were two gods presiding over teyvat, and he’s certain he should bring his letter to somebody higher up to help spread the knowledge… but that was for later.

chongyun was silent through most of it, fiddling with the bracelet and plush in his hands. then, finally, “how could you be their favorite?”

“what? h-hey!”

#[ meteor showers ] #genshin #genshin impact #genshin sagau #sagau #self aware genshin #genshin self aware au #xingqiu #chongyun #sagau xingqiu #sagau chongyun #fluff #genshin fluff #xingqiu fluff #chongyun fluff #i love these two silly guys their dynamic is very #just very. yk. #anyway sorry this didn’t focus on the letter as much but my brother keeps shouting in vr and i don’t have the reading comprehension for that #rn. in return i offer you nearly 700 words

[weevmo]

Who ordered the Corduroy Stew?

#a little study for me! #and fun of course #stew? stew(s)? #theyre so fun to doodle #corduroy stew #nimrod stew #wb stew #lulu stew #weevmo #Nimrod looks perpetually as though is he imitating a bug #lulu needs some serious help #WB is in paradise! except when hes not #what are you afraid of buddy?

[extemporaneousmusings]

14/4/23

Today I:

-had a lovely breakfast with my aunt and uncle

-got back home before noon

-had some especially excellent snugs with Lulu

-zoomed in to a friend’s dissertation defense & obviously wept a little

-made myself pancakes for dinner even though I really didn’t want to eat anything. they weren’t incredible but I had some stewed blackberries that I put on top and that was pretty tasty

#personal #food #Lulu

[lulu-the-warden]

Lulu used the mushrooms Jonathan gave her to make stew. Would you like to share?

#minecraft warden #minecraft #minecraft rp #sculking

[claudia-nomusaabara]

what are your oc's comfort foods? 🥰

@popcornaddict500 I'm so sorry, it took me forever! I'll give you the Abara siblings and the Leverett sisters to keep it short!

Claudia, pre-Ressurection: Matabele doughnuts! The Matabele way to make the dough was to use goat's butter and goat's milk. They're richer that way although you could use cow's milk.

Claudia, post-Ressurection: I can see her love spiced and sugar nuts whenever she was feeling down. Asra would always bring back a back for her from the market when he had the chance.

Bhekithemba, pre-Ressurection: Peanut butter! Straight from the jar or onto bread/fruit was his go to.

Bhekithemba, post-Ressurection: Peanut butter stew made by his sisters. Claudia's was more peanut buttery and sweet, while May's was sweet and spicy!

Mayihlome: Biltong jerky and a doughnut together. She would eat these mushed together and let Lulu eat bites off of her snack.

Vanessa: Butter and sugar sandwiches! A leftover poor meal she had when she was a kid. Whenever her Mawmaw and Pawpaw (Maternal grandparents) watched her as a little girl, she'd get this little snack. She still eats it as an adult if she needed a pick me up.

Tina: She doesn't always throw hands but she will fight you when it comes to her Jamaican dumplings. She loves drizzling hers with honey and eating them with peanut butter when her dad and grandmother (paternal) were't looking.

#the abara siblings #vanessa leverett #tina leverett

[horse-girl-anthy]

this only just occured to me, but in a way, Lulu is a foil for Yuriika. they both lost something or someone; they both threw away love they could have had because of their own pride or insecurity. however, Yuriika chose to stew, to feel sorry for herself the rest of her life, and to ruin other people’s chance at happiness out of her own bitterness. Lulu accepted what she had lost and decided that she was going to help others find the love that she never received. 

#yka #commentary

[dragonbleps]

The bone broth may have backfired, because now instead of just not eating her food for 10 minutes until Lulu threatens to eat it, Bella straight up walks away from it lkjshjhfdg

Lulu, on the other hand, loves it, so there's a silver lining at least.

Gonna try one more thing, a stew dog food topper/pour over.

Because it's not like Bella won't ever eat the food. She ate it eagerly when I'd add a little wet food with it, but that's hard to keep track of and I didn't want to have to buy 3 kinds of dog food (Lulu's, Bella's, and wet).

So, if this works, Bella can have the stew toppers and Lulu can keep having the bone broth. It's a little complicated, but as long as it gets Bella to eat, I'm for it

#missy rambles