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songofsaraneth · 1 year

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every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

#YOU CAN MAKE FUN ONES!!!!!#like 4 people i know immediately started their own Fruit Adventure #im like 5 shapes down but only that few bc it takes Several meals to go through a box of pasta u kno #ramblings #resolutions

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worm-on-a-blog · 4 months

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woahh 2024! cheers!

happy new year. worms are rooting for you to have your best year yet.

#worm on a string #new year #i’m trying to think of a fun and silly new year’s resolution (inspired by the Pasta Quest post) and i would appreciate some ideas!#or let me know what you’ll be doing. silly or serious #these worms are using their worm power to make your year very cool & nice. they are trying very hard because you deserve it #happy new year #new year 2024 #new years eve

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adhahyperfocusingonsomething · 18 days

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Jason: “I am going to inhale this pasta.”

Dick: “Don’t choke.”

Jason: with a mouth full of pasta “Don el e wha o do”

#jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam #batfamily #batman #dc comics #batbros #Alfred makes the pasta #it’s the best thing you will ever taste

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inkskinned · 7 months

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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day #bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl #slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top #molto bene #(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)

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the-witchhunter · 2 months

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Danny and Jason flirting but it’s just them talking about food and sharing recipes

Danny: that’s some juicy looking pan roasted chicken you have there… can’t help but notice you have some… brown bits left on the pan…

Jason: Oh yeah? And what do you think I should do about it?

Danny: sauté some onion and deglaze with some red wine, make a nice luscious pan sauce

Jason: Hmmmm… personally I was thinking shallots… something a little subtler… teasing even… maybe take some butter and… mount the sauce

Danny: Yes chef

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc #dead on main #danny fenton #jason todd #cooking #flirting through food #for context mounting a sauce is a French cooking technique #it means taking cold butter and incorporating it into the sauce for added richness #can be a little tricky since it can break and make the sauce oily instead #but just keep the pan moving constantly and you’re probably fine #it really upgrades a quick pasta sauce for an easy dinner

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jell-o101 · 1 year

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LET HIM EAT 😭

#the super mario bros movie #luigi #mario #mario and luigi #HE IS STARVING #Mario I will never forgive you #for making Luigi toss that plate of pasta #HE DOESNT EAT FOR THE REST OF THE FILM #OR SLEEP #STOP THE LUIGI SLANDER

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jerswayman · 1 day

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LOVE THY GOALIE. GIVE THY GOOD BOY HEAD PATS.

#bruins lb #jeremy swayman #david pastrnak #brandon carlo #pat maroon #linus ullmark #boston bruins #hockeyedit #nhledit #j made a thing #gifset series: hockey moments that make me insane #gifset series: jeremy swayman brainrot #ok now i've got the tags out of the way #i have THINGS TO SAY #SO MANY THINGS #FIRST OF ALL I'M ACTUALLY GOING OFF THE RAILS SEEING SWAY LOOKING SO HAPPY AND PROUD OF HIMSELF #like that is the most 'did i do good?' smile i've EVER SEEN #LOOK AT HIM!!!#second of all #pasta clinging to sway like a teddy bear is something that can be so so personal !!!!!!!!#THIRD OF ALL #'NOBODY WANTS TO LEAVE CARLO' BE ECHOING AROUND MY SKULL RIGHT NOW BC YES #WHO WOULDN'T WANT A HUG AND A HEAD PAT FROM THAT MAN ???????#FOURTH OF ALL #I DEFINITELY DID NOT HAVE SWAY AND MAROON EYEFUCKING LOVINGLY ON MY 2024 PLAYOFF BINGO CARD #i'm sorry it's 4am and i'm unstable so :)#also the footage of the goalie hug wasn't great so this is all we got. there was a close up but the colouring doesn't match the other gifs #so maybe i'll gif that separately tomorrow or smth

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flowerofthemoonworld · 5 months

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Jade and Floyd Leech ✨

#Twisted wonderland manga #twisted wonderland #jade leech #floyd leech #i love them so much #omg #Floyd makes physical contact with Jade all the time #If I were at Night Raven College #I'd die in front of so many beautiful students.#You're quietly eating your pasta and two magnificent eels arrive. It's too much for my little heart.#twst spoilers

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julykings · 8 months

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summer’s end

#had a really nice weekend to round it out u kno #saw Sarah on Friday for pasta and watching reality tv #picked wildflowers on Saturday and went to the dog park and some yard sales with my sister and we had such a good time we’ve been kind of #distant lately so that was really great. and time and my bf went to a mug decorating workshop and then tried a new restaraynt and got giant #margaritas . and watched survivor #Sunday gym kicked ass + moved furniture around and helped my bf paint his bedroom #today went to work first thing then to the lake for swimming and napping in the sun then more work and more gym which also kicked ass #then groceries and making out with my bf now home laundry etc getting ready to go to bed so I can wake up early and take Winston to do some #thing before work and my first classssssss yayyyy #can u tell im tired I made so many typos and fully just used the wrong words… we painted his bathroom .#personal

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1lifeinspired · 6 months

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Making Pasta ~ Photo by Raquel Carmona

#pasta #pasta machine #linguine #making pasta #food photography

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wis-art · 1 year

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everytime you see me post about cooking, it is part of my psyop to make transgenders and gays and lesbians good at cooking, i fuckin love cookin and when you get to feed you and your loved ones something delicious by the end of it you feel like a god damned evil genius who can never be stopped (also mmm stew)

#also my favorite meal is a red sauce tomato pasta with sweet italian sausage #be gay make soup #also because if i ever do a bbq and my gay friends pull up with world's most tasteless food i am evaporating you #also lasagne is my second favorite meal

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bilarper · 2 months

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God the idea of baeddelism is for trans mascs on the internet what trans bathroom predators is for cis people. It’s a meaningless moral panic against an enemy that doesn’t actually exist but is used to push away trans women. The panic about it is pure misogyny, placing the blame on women while ignoring the much more prevalent inter community issue of misogynistic trans men who are often the ones pushing the rhetoric of baeddelism as an actual issue to be concerned about.

#like there was only 12 actual baeddels they were a friend group not a movement #but sure accuse every trans woman who occasionally talks about trans misogyny of being one #this is in response to the copy pasta it makes me irrationally mad

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mooniluvyou · 1 month

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