#matt talks.<3

[p0m3gr4netel0v3]

𝗖𝗼𝘇𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴

꒰♡꒱...warning(s) : nothing but tooth rotting fluf.

꒰♡꒱...five hargreeves x gn!reader

꒰♡꒱...five hargreeves modern day headcannons

No matter what he always wakes up before you. making himself a cup of coffee and some breakfeast for the two of you, then he go's to wake you up with a few light shakes to your shoulder.

This man knows how to cook, extremely well. He loves to cook dinner for the two you all the time, he'll never let you cook, only if you really insist he'll let you cause he cant say no to your puppy dog eyes.

Even though he would never admit it, he absolutely looooooves rainy days with you. He loves that you can both can just lay in bed all day and cuddle. He loves that he doesnt have to worry about work or other things, infact its one of the few times his mind actually feels at peace.

He says he dosent like animals, but as soon as you buy a cat, or a dog, or any other kind of animal, he immediately loves them. Often times he gives them a few more treats than they're supposed to have,

He has such a big soft spot for you. Its just the way you smile, and the way your eyes light up, it just captivates him so much and he cant explain why.

Has everything that you like/the way you like things mesmerized. Knows Exactly how you like your coffee or tea, knows the exact taste of music you have, knows all of your favorite foods.

He despises amusement parks. Though he'll never admit it but the rides absolutely terrify him, but if it makes you happy he'll go with you to one. He'd do absolutely anything for you if it meant he'd be able to see your smile.

#matt talks.<3 #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy x reader #the umbrella academy #tua five #tua fanfic #tua x you #tua x reader #tua netflix #five hargreaves x reader #five hargreeves x you #five hargreeves x y/n

[matty-bear]

it is unfair how pretty he is. LOOK AT HIM!!!

#nick sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #azul talks ✮ #People DIED! #I’m the people #I died 😞 #i love nick sm #NICK PLEASEEEE #I love my bf :3

[the-deadlock-south]

so about that new hanzo/orisa interaction ft. the ask that inspo’d this

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #yeehan #hanzo #hanzo shimada #genji #genji shimada #orisa #cole cassidy #art tag #i think i dont like hanzo's new beard because i hate trying to draw it oopsieee #ill get used to it #after looking at it for a while i think im starting to like it #the new hano interactions are my everything and yk what this ones esp cute Real Talk #hanzo just wants to be a cowboy like his boyfriend how romantic <3 #shoutout to matt for posting the Godliest ow2 hanzo ref post ever for all of us losers who dont have the beta #thanks matt you're a king

[aq2003]

"the doctor is aroace," i say into the mic. the crowd boos. steven moffat throws a tomato at me. i walk off the stage. then, several voices arise from the back of the room. "they're right", say over a third of the actors that have played the doctor over its 60 year long history

#dr who #misc #aspec doc tag #ok edit this got more than 3 notes so i will clarify the actors in question that im talking abt #are tom baker colin baker sylvester mccoy chris eccleston david tennant and matt smith #(who have all either a) said the doctor was ace or b) talked abt disliking romantic storylines w/ the character or c) both) #giving me a 5/14 batting average. also moffat is throwing a tomato at me bc hes on record #saying that sherlock being ace/aro would be 'no fun' and 'uninteresting'. Which i will never forgive him for

[pinacoladamatata]

"Change, change will preserve us. It will move mountains...it will mount movements"

I don't know about y'all, everything uncle sheo said made perfect sense to me. Oblivion was a love story.

#tes #the elder scrolls #oblivion #martin septim #hero of kvatch #the champion of cyrodiil #catch me pining over hok and martin in this year 2023 #don't look at my pathetic excuse for a background im lazy #look i KNOW martin looks like matt mercer here. i earased and redrew his face like 5 times. it didnt matter #anyway #the lore i have in my mind abt this.... #look you dont understand!!! like 200 years later people are talking about them like: #have you heard the tale of martin and the champion? it starts with a prisoner... #and then boom it's rumarin putting together some shoddy reenactment for zora and anum-la and akhara #and none of them know #like none of them know the physical proof of the silly play is sitting right there w them 3-4 generations later #and like. just bc its always rumarin brainrot hours #his mother had to like. have been alive during the oblivion crisis. i just. know it. and like rumarin's mother just happens to be like #the main bard responsible for spreading the tale of martin and the champion #who happens to be akhara's great great grandmother #who happens to bump into this fucking altmer graverobber in a tomb #its all connected #if you read all these tags....why #pina art

[czpeterp]

It's Thursday night 🔴

Definitely did not make this solely because I wanted a new header over on Twitter, not at all.

#critical role campaign 3 #critical role fanart #orym of the air ashari #cr3 #critical role spoilers #orym x will #will critical role #Orym can't die please Matt #Let them talk to #ORYM CAN'T DIE #In Matt We Trust 🙏🏼 #big moon little moon #chubs art

[shivorceeratom]

rewatching rtd doctor who for the first time since 2013 and i think tensimm was the blueprint for everything wrong with me

#enemies who need each other??? check #complicated relationships destined for tragedy??? check #tensimm #doctor who #matt talks #doctor who series 3

[trobeds]

nah u see people feeling the need to defend their opinion when the gay/bi mike discourse is going on like!!!!!!!!!!!! literally the whole tag wants you to shut the fuck up this debate was run into the ground like 69 million years ago and you obviously know that otherwise you wouldnt be defending yourself like people are coming at you with swords left right and center. bro who even cares anymore lets dance

#🫀 #byler #sorry the discourse is getting to my head #u can make ur silly little analysis posts and ur silly little headcanons thats fine <3 but then yall start discoursing like this is ww3 #just because you think your opinion is superior and correct and canon that doesnt make it correct because a) you are not god #and b) you are not matt OR ross duffer #i know this because i am matt AND ross duffer. who are actually six rats stacked on top of each other trying to pull off a suit #anyways all this talk about discourse has made me kinda want to start it just so i can pull an 'ooo u wanna kiss me so bad' #just when its getting incredibly heated 💀

[p0m3gr4netel0v3]

𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝗲

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ 𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗃𝖺𝗇𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗉𝗉𝖾𝗋 𝗑 gn!𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 : 𝗃𝖺𝗇𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗎𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽:(, 𝗃𝖺𝗇𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝖻𝗌𝗈𝗅𝗎𝗍𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝗅𝗅<3, angela, cussing, this one is really long srry.

When jane first met you she thought you were an absolute angel<3 angela had been making rude and sarcastic remarks towards her in the cafeteria her sitting at the table next to you guys. You tried to ignore them, but the way jane slumped in her seat and looked down fiddling with her fingers made you feal angry, not at her of course, but at angela for being an asshole.

" hey angela! Leave her the hell alone!" you yelled at her, her eyes leaving jane and making their way to you. "what're you gonna do about it, nobody?" she said tilting her head to the side, her voice coming out her mouth smoothly almost like honey but a bit to "sweet". Absolutely disgusting. You wanted to get up and immediately punch her for calling you a nobody, just because you stayed away from people, and always wanted to be alone, you were made fun of by her, just simply because you disliked people.

You've been growing tired of her and her little pets she called her "friends", bullying you. Getting up from your seat you made your way to where she was sitting and punched her right on her cheek, her letting out a loud cry of pain at your actions. " Thats what im gonna do bitch " you said firmly, the sound of the lunch bell ringing, telling everyone the lunch was over. As people began to leve the lunch room you went and grabbed your backpack from your seat walking quickly out of the cafeteria, your lunch tray with now cold food long forgotten.

Hearing the sound of your name being called made you walk faster to your class, assuming it was a teacher trying to reprimand you about what you did. The person who was calling your name had cought up to you grabing your arm softly. " yeah i know, im already going to the office " you spoke jerking your arm away from whoever was grabing, and it continuing to walk away. " no wait!- its uh me, jane" looking up you were met with with a worried face her looking at you like you had marks and bruises all over your face. " uh thank you for sticking up for me like that, it really means a lot to me!" she said a slight smile making its way onto her face, as her expression changed you could tell she was being sincere.

" its nothing really, im really tired of her bullshit anyways" you said eyes finding anywhere else to look besides her face, nervous and embarrassed at seemingly nothing. " whats your next class? I can walk you there!" jane said grabing your hand and beginning to walk down the hall, not going anywhere specific, just mindlessly wandering. " uh- math its just down the hall down there" you said surprised at her actions, but keeping your face down. The look of shock on peoples faces when they looked at you just because you're interacting with another person made you feel embarrassed and uncomfortable, you hated being the center of attention, no matter the reason.

Ever since that you and jane were best friends. She always made sure you to where together, that means basically always being over at her house 24/7 that its a common occurrence to find you in the byers kitchen or living room. Her family absolutely loves you!! They're so excited and happy that jane has a friend that isnt them, dont get them wrong though, they love hanging out with her but sometimes it can be a little much.

When the Rink-O-Mania incident happened, you where the first person to reach her and pull her away from the whole situation, giving mike a dirty look at what he was saying towards her, causing him to send a piercing glare towards you, but you just ignored him you had a more important problem to deal with. On they way back to the house you where sitting next to her, knowing that just your presence helped comfort her you stayed silent as she clinged onto your arm and layed her head on your shoulder, you could feel the wetness of her tears that feel down onto your sweater, and the burning glare from her boyfriend towards you.

When you guys had gotten home she wouldn't let go of you but you kept telling her that she needed to shower, and that you'd still be there when she was done, she agreed knowing that you were still here for her. When you guys started to eat dinner you sat next to her as will sat next to mike on his right so he was sitting in between will and jane. " Thank you for the food ms. Byers " you said as you smiled up at Joyce " dont worry about it sweetheart, and please just call me Joyce!" she said flashing you a bright smile as argyle began to talk about the incident at the skating rink. Mike suddenly made a rude and sarcastic remark that seemingly sent jane over the edge as she stood up and almost ran towards her room, in the process grabing your hand and dragging you with her.

" y/n..are you- are you mad at me? " she'd say tears threatening to fall down her face and cheeks looking down at her hands like a sad puppy. " what? Of course not jane why would i be mad? She deserved what you did! " " you dont think...im a monster? " looking up from her hands she looked at making eye contact, tears now streaming down her face. " absolutely not! you're an amazing person and i love you so much, i could never see you as a monster" you said your face twisting into a worried expression a slight frown making its way onto your lips. You felt warm hands on either side of your face, bringing it forward. As you felt a pair of lips on yours you gasped, eyes widening as she pulled away and rested her forehead against yours, she smiled brightly, " I love you y/n "

#stranger things #stranger things x reader #stranger things headcanons #stranger things x you #stranger things imagine #stranger things x y/n #eleven #eleven x reader #jane hopper #jane hopper x y/n #jane hopper x reader #jane hopper x you #matt talks.<3

[satans-codpiece]

KAT very important question how do you think ramattra would react to you giving him pet names? like ram, rama, ramram etc

Direct shortenings of his name have probably happened before, so it's not new, it's just new that you do it. I think the first time you use Ram or Rama he would turn and look at you for a minute to process that you called him that. It's so... informal. He accepts it, though might be a little distracted for a while with why. It means you're familiar with him, and he rather likes that. (Will not let anyone else do it though, if Talon Intern #4387 calls him Ram he will immediately correct him with a fierce "My name is Ramattra.")

If you move into cuter names, Ramram, Rammy, etc. he's a little more stunned and confused about it. Because absolutely nobody has done that before (except maybe Sombra, but she does that with everyone and it's very different than how you do it).

You know his "Gimmicky?" Junkerqueen interaction? It's that exact tone when he turns to you and exasperatedly questions "Ramram???"

If you assert that, yes, you're calling him that, he'll modulate a sigh and let you continue (do not do this "at work" though, as funny as it would be.) If he actually bothers to think about it for a while, he'd actually be happy that you're that comfortable with him... even if he doesn't particularly care for nicknames themselves.

#kat talks #:'3 #ramattra #ramattra x reader #but if you call him 'matt' he just fucking leaves

[matty-bear]

HES SO PRETTY ITS UNFAIR 😭😭😖😖😖 I can’t stop staring at this photo send help I love my bf sm

#nick sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #azul talks ✮ #nick x reader #nick sturniolo fluff #Nicolas stromboli… WHAT #Nick please spare me #NICK RGARAFRAF #Nick people died… #I died :3

[balleater]

i do think the funniest thing any of the gods in exandria have done is that the moonweaver was essentially "yes and"ing artagan during his stunt at travelercon.

#critical role #artagan #sehanine #matt said on talks that there wasn't actually a risk of him getting locked away like he did the last time he fucked with a god #she was just in a silly goofy mood since he tried to play that shit up #he wanted to have less followers and she's like lmao okay. i'll show u what a real trickster god is <3

[sorry-i-forgot]

OKAY LISTEN so I think ludinus wants to absorb predathos to become an eternal godeater mage like there's no way this guy just wants to help some moon people immigrate to exandria the man lives for the drama

also while we're on the subject is anyone else concerned about the magic mound (derogatory) that hungers on the back of his neck or is it just me?

#critical role #bells hells #critical role spoilers #ludinus da'leth #predathos #ive connected the dots #the moon lore has my brain spinning #also did matt say the mound TALKED? #is it a Thing? #seperate from ludinus or a product of his experiments? #matthew mercer i require answers #please 👉👈 #imogen temult #orym of the air ashari #ashton greymoore #fearne calloway #laudna #chetney pock o'pea #fresh cut grass #critical role campaign 3 #kal thoughts

[loveaetingkids]

It might just be me but I don’t see Rico and Chimi as parents like,ever.I know that it’s canon now that they had children together post-time skip but they would’ve rocked the vibe of chaotic aunt/uncle who live either on the outskirts of the Luna Island or deep in the jungles and who do shit ton of dangerous things (be it protecting the kindoms from the outside forces,experimenting with magic or trying to fight off puma with bare hands).Meanwhile Eagle and Jaguar are in awe of what these two are doing and often beg their parents to go see the Skull Archer and Rooster Wizard. I just KNOW that Rico gifted the Maya siblings explosives at least once,while Chimi tried to teach them how to swim amongst crocodiles.

#they just give the vibe of #“two neurodivirgent students who live in a cramped overpriced apartment whose walls are filled with cartoon figurines on one side #and tons of terrariums with spiders and snakes on the other” #plus i just never see them having kids.at least human ones #however they’re certainly THAT couple who goes “our beautiful son” and they’re talking about an animal #feel free to disagree through #shower thoughts #maya and the three #maya y los tres #maya and the 3 #matt #mat3 #rico the rooster wizard #chimi the skull archer

[its-short-for-jackalope]

If I had a nickel for every time Kim Whalen played a magical badass with a mysterious past she can't/won't talk about and some time-travel abilities and magic that uses melody/rhythm to cast spells who also has some unknown history with her deadly, evil nemesis who may or may not have been corrupted and driven mad by the powerful lord he now serves, then I'd have two (2)(✌🏻) nickels. which isn't a lot but it is weird that it happened twice!

...and I'd give one to Matt Dahan and the other to the Langs as a bribe to tELL ME MORE ABOUT THEM!!! TELL ME!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!

#jack jabbers #shout out to the brp discord for talking about Miss H and Wilbur again so i could make this connection o7 #pulp musicals #hatchetfield #starkid #matt dahan #kim whalen #pulp musicals sia #the traveler #kal #kalfu #pulp musicals kal #miss holloway #wilbur cross #nightmare time #pulp musicals episode 2 #pulp musicals episode 3 #the brick satellite #the ghosts of antikythera #tgoa #pulp musicals tgoa #the ghosts of antikythera spoilers #tgoa spoilers #pulp musicals episode 3 spoilers

[justablah56]

ehehheee dogboy Glenn close <33

I am Thinking about him ,,,,

#my art #my beloved babygirl <3 #glenn close my beloved <33333 #as you can all see im having perfectly normal and average thoughts about matt comparing glenn to a dog a few teen talks ago #anyways #dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #glenn close dndads #dndads glenn close