#melted mess

[bjurnberg]

My roommate tried to make some cookies and failed, then left for work without cleaning it up.

It is a rare thing for him to avoid cleaning a mess he made and I can claim with 75% surety that he stared at it in silence for two minutes then walked away, deciding to take care of it later when the shame of defeat has lessened.

I get it bro. I get it.

Usually his cookies are beautiful and good. I’m not sure what he did different this time. I’m not sure he knows either.

#failed baking #sad #melted mess #bjurnberg

[mblue-art]

BAD SANSUARY // [14] tears for owl-bones's event !

"...Killer, it just looks like I have running mascara."

"it's such a look though."

messy kisses and post-nuzzles

#badsansuary #killer!sans #self insert #mblue art #m rambles #yes he is rubbing his tears on my face #he is a menace but he is also my skrunkly my little meow meow so i still love him #i was also attacked (/lh) with goofy dorky romantic guy SOFT killer and #and with lots of giggling and playful rumble tumbling #and smooching him up until he's melted on the floor and cartoon hearts float out of him #i also think about very similar thoughts w lust my bbg beloved but this post is about killer LOL<3 #bc showering this dork w smoochies n genuine love n interest and seeing his reactions to all that is very cute methinks #adding to this bc again i was given thoughts #(girls) boys night w lust and killer but we're actually messing around with makeup and thats how i get the real running mascara look #and other whatever experimental creative makeup looks theyre gonna try on me because apparently im their canvas for the night #woohoo? yippee.

[mrsoharaa]

I feel like sparring with Suguru (especially with cult leader! suguru) he would be sooo intimate and mischievously coy with you. Like, it'll be the little fragile finger grazes slipping across your hips, agonizingly slowly. The hot, prodding whispers of encouragement and slight taunt bellowing directly into the depths of your ringing ears. And god, don't even get me started on the way this man swiftly and easily maneuvers manhandles your every abrasive attack, how easily he pins you to the nearest solid object. Hips solidly connected with yours, eyes leering ever so intently and strictly into your own — creates a massive swarm of unwarranted butterflies deep within your fluttering tummy.

#he totally gets off of the flustered energy seeping off from you #especially when he can see the ohhh so subtle body changes/language you'd squirm into 👀 #he'll tuck back that few loose strands of your drenched hair behind your ear while still starring ever so longingly and hungrily down at yo #'You still know how to properly deflect defensively...very impressed angel' and that just triggers your heightened/on edged hormones #his praises and intense starring would always make your knees buckle and your brain a melted mess...creating another mess between your legs #the smoothest silky voice...the lingering warm touches...this man knows exactly what he's doing...and he does it oh so fucking well #OMFGGGG #I NEED THIS TO BE INTO A FULL BLURB OR SOMETHING #PLS #I BEGGGG #geto suguru x reader #geto suguru #jjk

[soft-lee]

I'll never admit this but god I love being teased

#verbal teasing is just #I literally love it holy shit #again. would never admit this #y'all didn't hear this from me #but anyway I literally melt into a blushy mess I can't handle it #claire speaks

[lilianade-comics]

He's taught her everything he knows! (And that's the problem)!

#i like to think Dani somehow ended up with a better moral compass than Danny and Vlad combined #but she can and will mess you up. #she's capable of so Much Pettiness and So much Crime. #she's mostly a baby though. just don't cross her <3 #danny phantom #danny fenton #dani phantom #danielle phantom #vlad masters #badger cereal #cheese melt #i have no idea where this dialogue is originally from #first saw it in an mha tiktok comp and i can't find the original so #oh well

[httpiastri]

i aint never been this emotional over one pic before

#im melting :(((( #this is so- #it's them!! the besties !!!!!!! #i missed them way too much #it's just one silly little picture but im a mess 😭😭😭😭😭 #we've been praying for this 🙏🙏 and finallyyyyy #ralf aron i love you SO MUCH #he knows what we needed #so thankful for his services #gtg cry some more now okay thanks #f2 #f3 #f1 #paul aron #dino beganovic

[jesuis-assez]

↠ Tim & Lucy ↳ 6x09 | 5x01

#chenford #chenfordedit #The Rookie #tim x lucy #therookieedit #Tim and Lucy #lucy x tim #lucy chen #Tim Bradford #it's about Tim first off being confused with Lucy #It's about how he melts into her both times #one time being a kiss and the other a hug #It's the fixing his collar and messing him up in the other #It's how he just completely surrenders to the moment #how both times Lucy just wanted to touch Tim so she fiddled with his clothes #It's 'cause It's Lucy. His Lucy and he's home. #that when they're in each other's arms ... everything falls away. And all that remains is them. #jesuis-assez edits: Chenford

[7of9ers]

Xena's daughter in law is kind of a pain in the ass.

I get Xena is a family woman by season 6 but come on. Spend less time mentoring your violent daughter in law.

I like the Eve/Varia thing because their characters sure are parallel to Eve's Moms lol. Gayyyyyy. So so so so 🌈.

#wlw positivity #wlw ship #xena warrior princess #lgbtqia #xena #xena and gabrielle #xwp #xena & gabrielle #eve and varia #so so so gay #dangerous prey #remember when xena waltzs in that cave and says im a warrior princess #warrior mom? #well i melted #in fact still a mess on the floor #cookie holiday

[hyrules-warrior]

Mario and Luigi are nightmare free until the third night

When the battle is finished, the excitement calmed and a tiny Bowser taken back to the mushroom kingdom by Peach and the others, the brothers stumble home with the rest of their family. They do little more then clean themselves up, eat some food and then curl up together to sleep.

They sleep and sleep and sleep. Awakening late the next day to do little more then eat again and reassure their family before sleep claims them again for the rest of the evening and night.

It’s that third night, after finally feeling rested and more or less physically recovered that the nightmares start.

And it’s Mario, surprisingly enough that has the first one.

And the severity of it scares the shit out of Luigi, who had kinda expected himself to be the one with the nightmares.

#Mario wakes up crying and panicked #Mario dreams he missed grabbing Luigi's hand and he fell into the lava #just watches his brother scream and melt alive #like a messed up terminator 2 ending #no thumbs up in lava there #super mario bros movie #mario brothers #nintendo #mario #luigi #smb #smbm #mario bros

[green-tea-lemonade]

the rules are different if it's the last piece you dummy everybody knows that

#art #digital art #procreate #homestuck #solnep #nepeta leijon #sollux captor #nepeta is just a little dramatic sometimes #but shes a dork about it and likes to annoy him #he knows its just to annoy him and sorry nep but he aint giving into it #that doesnt stop him from messing back with her though #sollux is not the most outwardly affectionate troll but moments like these where hes messing with her face or hair is kind of a glimpse #hes got his moments and when he does have them theyre all the more special #nep is a little food stealer but she pays it back to him in head scratches or hugs which has become the acceptable form of payment #she gets him little treats though like actual snacks and some drinks and he gives his dorky toothy smile that melts the huntress heart

[sadlynotthevoid]

I want to read an og AlbeCale fic where someone or something doss Alberu with an aphrodisiac. He manages to get away but passes out near Cale's house (or crash right to his balcony), who nurses him. Not smut involved, because og!Cale A) it's not going to do that with a drugged person, and B) for some reason knows a lot about poisons— aphrodisiacs included— and their cures.

So, basically a sick fic, except Og!Cale has to hide the sick person until he recovers. Plus, they have to plan how to catch the culprit.

Maybe the house where Og!Cale is at that moment (and therefore, where Alberu crashes) is the one at the capital. Maybe he went to pick up Bassen or maybe in this AU Bassen, Lily and Og!Cale went all at the capital together.

Maybe there was a swordmanship competition/event that Lily really wanted to go to. And og!Cale decided to accompany them because Lily will go alone if not.

Maybe Violan came too because og!Cale just got injured a few days ago. (Deruth cries bitter tears over his paperwork. He can't join his family and leave the territory unsupervised from suddenly).

Maybe they eventually find out and the talk that follows leads them to discover about og!Cale's act. Whatever shenanigans he stumbled into when pretending to be trash and all that this implies included.

All of this happening through Alberu's eyes, who is absolutely confused but so warm. He was drugged as fuck when he ended up here. He felt horny and dizzy and wanted to cry, but this guy here just treated his fever and waited until he woke up. He gave him water and asked a few questions. Then he got him medicine, telling him exactly what it is made of.

He even was careful when giving him meals, making sure nothing would react wrong with the poison on his system.

Cale Henituse, the person rumored to be trash, was more kind and considerated in a pair of days than most nobles can expect to be in their whole lives.

After witnessing the conversation between og!Cale and his family, Alberu realizes that he is just like that. This is not special treatment nor pity. This is who he is when his mask doesn't reach to cover him up fully. It's just a part, but is more than most people get to see.

Soft and warm.

Once Alberu heals and can go back to his palace, he still comes to visit og!Cale many times.

#og!cale is also into him #he likes them adorable and a bit dumb #but also smart enough to get him #and he likes to mess with alberu a bit #he's like his mom in that #alberu sees og!cale being soft and he melts #it doesn't help that og!cale has the habit of brushing his sublings hair when they're sick #and mindlessly does the same for alberu #alberu goes from overstressed and panicking to confused #to 'oh this is like the fluu then' #to happily getting pets and being feed by og!cale #of course he comes back #tasha losses her shit when she hears about the incident #she's up for killing the bastard who gave that to her nephew #og!cale and violan offer their help #violan approves alberu because he makes og!cale smile #and laugh #alberu crossman #original cale henituse #og cale henituse #og albecale #fic ideas

[2aceofspades]

No no no, I'm not mad, I promiise!!! I'm just a chronic worrier about the people I care about, so I'm always armed with a blanket to make people take rests if they need it! xD

We're gonna ignore the fact that ya Morse Anon is literally the type to fondly chastise someone about taking breaks and resting, all while having eyebags deeper than Mary Poppins bottomless bag >_>

Dont forget: we adore you muchness!!! ~-- --- .-. ... . / .- -. --- -.

ASDFGHJ-

*deep exhale*

Wwaaaahhh you care about me 😭😭

I'm a mess don't look at meeee 🫠...

#ace answers #i appreciate you greatly morse anon 🥺 #i'm such a mess today oh goodness.. #don't mind me just ~melting~ #thank you for being here with me even despite my troubles today 🤧 you're the best #go rest yourself raaahh gah! 😤🫴💖 #:)

[op3ra]

neeeew rusty reference <3 (regular color scheme + more saturated color scheme)

starlight rusty below the cut; couple more versions coming eventually :3

#kicking off the new year with my guy! #he's not usually a northern (4-8-4) to me i just really wanted to try it out because those r my favs #usually he's a pacific (a 4-6-2) in my art! #both were used 4 passenger trains and are pretty which is pretty much the point of picking them. i don't care about canon even a little bit #he came out looking SO baby in this one it's an accident #cuz he's supposed to be older :( #but i'm super pleased with the color outcome #messed around with some new cute details #stex #starlight express #starlight express fanart #stex fanart #art or whatever #rusty the steam engine #starlight rusty may see some changes but for now he serves my goal of 'convincingly looks like can melt into shadows and the night sky'

[broke-on-books]

I thought about this for like half a second and now it's destroying my brain

#i picked vincent btw like its sooooooooooo vinny #i was thinking about it and it hit me and thats like objectively the best answer #he thinks its mysterious PLEASE #and he tells the 13ghosts gang to do smth and they mess it up and hes like SCOOBY SHAGGY THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT #and everybodys like you sent 🏔🦅👹🫠🗡🥽🧪🩸🗡🗡🗡🗡🪞👍🏻🔮 #and hes like yeah in the mountains theres a flying ghost monster that melts people (be careful when you kill it itll turn into green goo) #and you defeat it by making it look at its own reflection #duh #and everyones like dude. you need to stop #scooby doo #blah #velma dinkley #fred jones #shaggy rogers #scrappy doo #vincent van ghoul #flim flam #13 ghosts #also im sorry if you say scooby youre wrong btw. like i still love you guys but like the laziest answer im disappointed

[simplepotatofarmer]

tiny mildy annoyed birb on ur doorstep 😆❤️

this is so cute!!

life imitates art!! <3 <3

#loyal answers things #ignore the mess on the porch i sweep each weekend #and they've been out more since the snow melted #winter always gets messy around here RIP #chicken posting #the loyal homestead flock

[bluebudgie]

well at least idling in the crystal oasis yielded this fancy lighting situation

#the wings melting with the dark background looks so messed up #budgie plays gw2