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frankidacre · 6 months
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There’s that one myth about Cornelius Vanderbilt being a major factor in the creation of potato chips…. I couldn’t help but just run with this idea 😭
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Do you sell any potions that make plants grow faster
"We do, but they'll cost extra!"
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dykes4genloss · 11 months
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Something something about all of those people streaming in old abandoned stores in an old abandoned mall. And something about how the fact malls don't exist really anymore bc internet is wiping them out. There aren't really third locations anymore just the internet. Something about how a lot movie theaters were connected to malls... Sometimes about how when gl!ranboo was dying hetch (?) Said "this is the first time we've had a live audience"...
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gender-euphowrya · 11 months
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"cringe is dead" y'know i do think there is one exception to this and it's commercials
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preproporting · 10 months
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So like many great ideas, this started as a joke.
BUT
BUT
BUT
If we want to make wide-scale change from below in a way that centers and encourages direct participation from people with demographics that aren’t just white vanguardistas de siempre, we need something that is small, local, but replicable and works in a coordinated network. This is coming from a platform cooperative perspective yeah?
Well the problems are always that the people starting these types of organisations and projects have no money to invest in their project, usually start in a moment of crisis that makes it difficult to plan appropriately and think long term, lack of education and experience in the thing they are doing and no larger network available to offer that knowledge, and the usual problem of having something that because its economic and political, both looses money and pisses off about a third of the original participants due to political infighting.
So that´s a whole political diatribe for another day and like…a longer post.
BUT
BUT
BUT
Kebabs.
Kebab shops!
Small businesses in immigrant communities have very similar issues to platform cooperatives, like freakily so. Often started in times of crisis (immigration is a crisis, ask any one of them ever. Actually its a double crisis because you’re likely running from one crisis and now the local government is creating a new crisis made up of paperwork and catch22-like buerocratic nightmares), lack of financing, a strange mix of economic, social and political goals due to being part of a community in the way most businesses don’t think of themselves, and very often a business that the individual did not get an education for (sorry that all your highly valued degrees don’t mean shit here, enjoy slow cooking dead animals!)
And yet, kebab shops have proliferated across the European landscape with an ease and breadth that is frankly astonishing if you compare it to what the left considers to be its wildest successes. Occupied factories make up how much of the labor force? Compare that to how many people are employed at kebabs. Slow Food managed to make more eco food popular? Kebabs changed the entire landscape of the European drunken late night culinary scene. I bet kebabs have more people involved than Mondragón and the french CGT combined. Obviously this is a huge oversimplification but its still big.
They have been successful enough to attract a large number of people to start these businesses, but not so successful as to get franchised. Its some perfect sweet spot we have never been able to replicate in the social and solidarity economy.
So, how did this happen? There has to be some type of structure that helps break a path through European racism and capitalism. My best guess at the moment is that the people who sell the kebab its product are vaguely the platform that provides some informal education, provides the product, maybe has some access to start up money, maybe uses family networks to build out everything in a formal/informal, economic/social, business/large-scale-family type way.
Sorry this is a bit rushed, but this is probably what i need tumblr for. A place to free flow brainstorm with myself about ideas most people only want to hear about once they are past the “is this really stupid or really interesting” phase. So I’m going to go talk to some kebabers, ill be back later with delicious sandwiches and more political ramblings.
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fellhellion · 2 years
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I’ve nearly finished AG and im already having some…worries…about Claude’s characterisation
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bruisedconscience · 2 years
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:)
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xxfrankiesteinksxx · 16 days
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best quotes from partial kitchen reveal shuffle board
"We're not edging, we're hanging" "You're allowed to beat each other off as well" "It's my finger ring" "I'm stripping. I'm dropping it like it's warm" "I don't think I've ever edged it before" "Phil edged so hard, he blew it" *Dan painfully screeching in anti-capitalism* "I love to breed" "I'm gonna try and wack Dan off" "What is 6 + 3?" "You can hit it off with a friend" "cheESE" "I'm gonna eat my own coat" "I'm about to cuck you with an extreme 3" "You're letting all your brain juice out your ears" "I'm phanicking" "Our pegs are now level" "Mmmm" "If someone's ahead of you in life, whack em off"
Bonus Philly swear jar counter: 5
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mrvlbimbo · 2 years
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AHHH EDDIE MUNSON LITERALLY OWNS ME HOLY FUCK
this is a request btw but if you dont wanna this could easily just be us geeking abt this beautiful man
okok sO y/ns like this good girl teachers pet-- pleated skirts and mary janes and all-- with straight a's and she's sent to tutor eddie bc man is failing with a capital F so they're studying in her pink room with a bunch of awesome stuffies (in my head a lot of them are dragons and gargoyles and eddie's nerdy lil heart fricken explodes but this is just me being stupid in love) and he has full intention to do absolutely zERO work
(corruption kink and dom!eddie if you couldn't tell by now jdjjd)
and the whole time he's just teasing her (cough degrading her cough) and flirting with her (cO U G H praising her ahem) and- oops now they're fucking *acts shocked*
fin
(also i'm 19 minors pls away away *sprays you with water*)
oh gosh. This is filth, genuinely. I don't know how I wrote this with a straight face. I need to go to confession or smthn.
content: innocence kink, unprotected sex, creampie, improper use of a study date, I literally never know what to put in this part, not proofread bc I'm lazy
Eddie paced around the delightfully pink room, taking note of how the frilly edge of the bedspread matched the girl spread out on top of it to a tee.
In his dreams this is exactly how her room looked, sans the adorable stuffed animals that even he couldn’t have conjured up in his imagination. He plucked one off the bed, inspecting it carefully as if it were some precious item. "Your room is uh...cute,” he commented.
“Oh jeez. I mean to put those away before you got here.” She shook her head and her bottom lip between her teeth, coaxing the stuffed animal out of his hand and carefully setting it back on the bed.
“I think they’re cute. Didn’t take you for a bat girl though,” he teased, gesturing to her large collection of unorthodox stuffed animals. It was made up of mostly bats, with a few dragons and other miscellaneous fantasy creatures.
“Oh yeah. I wanted to rip the head off of one of them, ya know as a reference to Ozzy Osborne, but my mom said it was too vulgar.”
"You're cute too,” he said confidently. She had noticed the way she looked at him in class and when their teacher paired them together to help get his grade up, he knew it was his chance to make a move.
"Hm?” She hummed.
“You’re cute too. Like the bats.” His voice pitched slightly, still unsure of his actions. She sat on the edge of her bed, blinking up at him with wide sparkling eyes.
She shook her head, looking away and hiding the shy smile on her face. “Oh. I don’t think-“
“Aw. Why are you getting shy on me now?” he teased, cupping her face. His thumb brushed over her lip, pushing its way into her mouth when her lips gaped slightly.
“Mmmm,” she whined around his finger, looking up at him though her fluttering lashes with an innocent and confused gaze.
“Lookit you. All innocent and yet you’re sucking my finger like a-"
She tongued his finger out of her mouth, pushing it away harshly and whining the residual drool off her face. “Eddie. We need to study," she warned.
“Alright, baby. Whatever you want. How about you sit on my lap so we can focus on each other better?” He sat in her bed, back against her headboard. He waited comfortably for her answer.
“O-ok.” She hesitantly straddled his lap, knees shaking to hold her a respectable distance above him.
He gripped her waist, tugging her hips down to meet his so she was resting more comfortably on his lap. “So. Tell me about the Pythagorean theorum.”
“Basically…” She droned on about the sides of a triangle and how they all related to each other. Her voice stuttered slightly when his hands fell from her waist down to her thighs, pushing up her skirt and digging his fingers into the flesh of her legs.
“Mhm, keep going. Did I say you could stop?” he asked, his voice innocent enough but he was clearly mocking her.
“Why is your lap so hard?” She questioned, hips stuttering and involuntarily rubbing against him.
“Because someone is soaking right though their panties onto my cock,” he chastised, running two fingers over the seam of her and feeling the wetness seep through.
“I didn’t mean-“ she started to apologize but she was quickly interrupted.
"If you're gonna get them all wet, you don't really need them do you?" he asked, hooking his fingers into the band and tugging it back. The fabric snapped back against her skin, causing a whimper to leave her lips.
"Uh, no. I guess not," she replied slowly. Before she could finish he was already prying the underwear off her body, gently sliding them down her legs.
She whined when she pressed her uncovered cunt back to the denim of his jeans. His arms wrapped around her waist, pressing her tightly to him but stilling any motion she could have made with her hips.
“Aw, none of that. Do you want me to help?” He asked, slipping one hand down to grip her ass and squeeze.
“You’re gonna make me feel better?” she whimpered, a pleading look in her eyes.
He could already feel her wetness dripping onto his lap, easily sliding two fingers into her. “Yeah. I’m gonna make you feel so good," he cooed, curling them against her walls. A smooth metal ring bumped against her clit, sending a shiver though her body.
He teased his fingers in and out of her, revealing in the way her body shook violently against him. "Pleeeease," she whined, grinding herself down on his digits when he stopped moving.
"This isn't enough for your greedy pussy?" She didn't respond, instead wailing against the skin of his neck, drool dripping from her mouth against him.
"More." She rolled her hips, seeking out friction from his unmoving fingers.
"Alright. Alright." He slipped his fingers out, making quick work of unzipping his pants and tugging his boxers over his hard cock. The appendage slapped against his stomach, angry reddened tip already leaking with pre-cum.
"Oh. It's pink!" she yelped, fingers ghosting over the shaft as she examined it.
"Y-yep," he gasped when she wrapped her fingers around it finally.
She giggled when it twitched against her soft palm, lazily jerking him off and watching the way he reacted.
"You want me to put it in?" he asked, peeling her fingers away and replacing them with his own.
She nodded, lifting her hips so he could run the head of him against the silky wet folds of her cunt. He rubbed the tip around her bundle of nerves, giving an adequate amount of time for her to get desperate.
Finally he settled inside her, bottoming out with only a little pain. He stayed still for a moment, letting her get used to the stretch. By the time he started to gently thrust his hips, her pussy was already drooling around him.
Her legs were shaking, doing no favors In helping her fuck herself on his cock. His hips thrusting up into her were doing most of the work along with his hands cupping her waist and sliding her over him like a pocket pussy.
It was only minutes before she was spasming around him, one hand tangled in his hair while the other was clawing at the neck of his shirt.
"S'good," he slurred, cum spilling inside of her at the same time as she convulsed in pleasure.
"mmmMMm," she moaned, slumping against him, exhausted and drowsy.
"Was that good?" he asked, far too shy for their current situation. Both of their laps were sopping with their combined fluids before he even pulled out.
"Yeah," she murmured, nuzzling her head against his chest affectionally.
"I still don't know the pythagorean theorem," he joked, giving her a little kiss on the forehead. A bit of affection exchanged before he got up to clean them both off.
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riveracheron · 5 months
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eh. might as well post this now. a few of these are wish fulfillment rather than actual theorizing but explanations under the cut
i have an alchemy hyperfixation and all the alchemy stuff in tmagp makes me very excited so a lot of my theories are related to that
spoilers for the pilot btw
main character gets an eye injury - the image will not leave my head. in the magnus institute ruins statement there was this whole thing about redcanary having some kind of encounter with or experience with eye trauma and that feels like something thats just. gonna come up again
another mechanisms va - self explanatory, we need to complete the set. would love to hear kofi or rachel.
gwen has trauma related to something that happened with elias - this is going on the theory that she’s not elias’ counterpart, but a relative of some kind. something spooky happens to him and that pushes gwen to research the paranormal.
character referencing nicholas flamel - all the main characters have names that reference alchemists, and nicholas flamel is probably the most famous alchemist of all time. i doubt he’ll be given the smirke treatment because that kinda already happened with the transphobic wizard books, but someone could be sharing his name.
mag 114 statement is relevant - thats the. hill top road statement that deals with other realities, and anya (the statement giver) could be from the protocol verse. we could totally hear about the aftermath of her departure
alice/sam/gwen = three primes - the three main alchemical symbols on the OIAR crest, and a good sort of symbolic trio sorter. the three peimes are salt, sulphur and mercury, and are the basis for alchemy. the down to earth, reliable salt, the firey, unpredictable sulfur, and the adaptable, easygoing mercury. i think these could apply i just want to have it called out in universe
lena is a good person - i don’t think they’d pull the evil boss thing twice. i just think lena’s weird mannerisms are from her autistic swag
celia is related to or is agnes - (related to as in. her story involves agnes, not that shes like. a sister.) this comes from a theory by @/pinklotjeart, i think. basically: through the way her death was described (spark returned to the lightless flame) and some timeline discrepancies and general avatarness making it weird, agnes might not be Dead dead. and celia’s counterpart, lynne - well, she saw a fire ghost. also, both her and agnes are the only non one-off characters who have shakespeare names afaik. agnes MONTAGUE, celia from as you like it…
annabelle cane is related somehow - self explanatory, she was at hilltop road when everything went down. might have been pulled in.
a famous alchemist is robert smirke’d - self explaining, give me more canon historical figures jonny
another kitty cat - i want more kitty in podcast is that a crime
augustus is not jonah - we hear jonah’s voice as ben meredith in 193, so im skeptical that tim fearon’s character is jonah for that reason.
oiar group has a messy moment that devolves into actual physical violence - mmm angst i think they deserve to smack eachother around a bit
bonzo cult - yeah.
oiar found family - we got the group of coworkers that hate each other angst last time gimme the “hurting one to get to the others” and self sacrifice angst this time
colin dies early - mmmm i cant say much about this bc its based on one throwaway line at the MCM panel where jonny doesn’t mention colin in the main character group. so . death flags.
oiar is containing the entities scp style - this was a super early theory of mine, either this or theyre using them for power or energy in some way. even more heavy handed capitalism metaphors yay
someone gets ushanka’d - its computer horror: the podcast. that’s all
cookbook statement - a few clues in the ARG had to do with cookbooks, and alex and jonny have already said they’re getting weird with the statement formats (they mentioned an insurance report!) so. cookbook doesn’t seem too far-fetched
tiktoker/influencer character - archives was 2010s and they had a podcaster and youtuber, which were like. the big things. whats the hip trend now??? instagram and tiktok baybee
protocol editors va a small role a la mag 100 or the wtgfs cult - those characters were voiced by other rq team members (ie helen as laverne and martyn as robin) and the team has since expanded!! some editors dis stuff for cry havoc, so im guessing nico, annie, april and others will get a small role!
a villain’s goal is creating the philosopher’s stone or other alchemical thing - tmagp is heavily inspired by alchemy, and the philosopher’s stone was the main goal of alchemy!! it would grant you eternal knowledge snd the ability to turn lead into gold- which seems like a good. evil dude’s ambition
the desolation gets more focus - the institute burned down, the oiar crest has a lot of sulfur symbols (the fire element), alchemy as a whole having to do with fire, celia and her connection- it paints a very. lightless flame picture
trip to germany - a lot of the arg was set in and around berlin, and there was that exchange between sam and colin about german in the pilot! i could see a germany trip happening in the same way jon took a trip to china and america.
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tabloidweather · 4 days
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25 April 2024
Forecast: Up to +20°C SNOW CHAOS SWAPS OUT FOR SUMMERY MAY DAY
Mmmm maybe in the valley like in Kouvola (they seem to get a lot of temperature records) but not in the capital lol Anyway, "summery" is probably jumping the gun
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dingbatnix · 4 months
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Venture
Chapter 6
Aww yea, an update! Eeeee. Also totally not me typing out whole chapters with a screwed up hand, sorry Becky xD
Anyway anyway, enjoy! Not much happens here and it's a bit short compared to the last one, but y'know. Injured hand and all that : D
Enjoy!
Chapter 1
Chapter 5
Dream + Tommy reference
Word Count: 1,901
Warnings: mmmm, mentions of starvation? Fear of reprecussions, I suppose. Not much going on here : D
They continued to travel, days passing as they grew closer and closer to the edge of the forest. Tommy wasn’t exactly sure how far they were from Manberg, but…it had only taken four days for the men who had previously kidnapped him to get as far as they did. Dream was either taking his sweet time getting to the capital, or…or he had lied to the teen about their destination. Tommy tried not to think about it too much.
It was a bit…disconcerting for Tommy, spending his days on a human’s shoulder, and, occasionally, in the human’s hands as Dream walked. The motions of Dream’s body as it moved felt different than when he had been in the cage, more…telegraphed than before, but Tommy couldn’t really find it in himself to complain. Often, he found himself being lulled into short, hazy bouts of sleep from the rocking, repetitive motions. He honestly felt more rested than he had been for several weeks, and it was very refreshing.
His clothes, unfortunately, were stained from the blood that had soaked into them. Both Dream and Tommy had tried their best to wash the remains of the faint tan smudges from his shirt and shorts, but they stayed stubbornly in the fibers of his garments. Tommy didn’t have anything else to wear, and Dream didn’t have any convenient stashes of smallfolk clothes, so the teen just had to deal with it for the foreseeable future.
Dream had been…surprisingly accommodating to Tommy, despite the fact that he’d had to carry and keep a general watch on the teen for the last couple of days. He hadn't even tried to put Tommy in any of his pockets, not since the teen had mentioned his fear of small spaces. That, among other things, had Tommy growing less and less wary of the human as the days went on. He learned that, pretty much no matter what he did, Dream wouldn’t hurt him. Even after the one time Tommy had managed to get his hands on an especially sharp stick and had stabbed the thing into Dream’s hand in a bout of defiance, all the human had done was curse, pull the splinter out from his bleeding skin, and ask Tommy not to do it again.
As usual, the human’s actions puzzled Tommy down to the extremes, but he wasn’t about to complain. He found himself enjoying the simple days of travel, especially when he got away with being ‘a little shit,’ as he had been called many times before. He thrived on being able to vocalize every little thought he had, and the fact that Dream would add on to whatever Tommy had to say made it all that much better.
Tommy didn’t think about their destination, or his approaching future, focusing more on the current moment. He’d decided that he would enjoy every second of his life while he still could, while it was still fun and painless. But, in the very back of his mind, the cesspit of anxiety, paranoia, and self-preservation roiled, waiting for just the right moment to rear its head and take control.
That’s why, when Dream had let Tommy down on the forest floor for a few minutes as the human dug up some sort of medicinal plant, Tommy took the chance and booked it, impulsively darting away from Dream and towards a nearby clump of weeds. He sprinted as silently as he possibly could away from the hunched, towering silhouette of the human, leaping over stray twigs and dodging around branches of grass and dead leaves. He dove under the arch of one such leaf when he heard Dream start moving, stifling a gasp with one hand as he sensed more than saw the shadow the human’s body cast over Tommy’s hiding place as he stood to his full, impossibly colossal height.
He heard the human’s voice, loud and pervading, blare out through the forest air. Tommy pressed himself lower against the cool, mulchy ground, holding his breath even though he was sure Dream wouldn’t be able to hear him.
"Tommy? Tommy?! Where’d you go?” The sound of shuffling, as if Dream were searching through his pack, then around in the nearby foliage, and then, Dream’s voice again, this time slightly hissed and flecked with an emotion Tommy couldn’t quite identify. “…Goddammit."
A small, triumphant grin slid across Tommy’s face, and he had to hold back a small laugh of victory. He was free! He was free! For the first time in nearly two weeks, his life was in his own hands, and nobody could grab him and keep him captive!
All he had to do was make his way further from Dream without being spotted, and he’d be free to go wherever he wanted!
It almost hurt to keep his gaze so high up towards the sky as he ducked and sprinted through patches of cover, but it was necessary for Tommy to keep an eye on Dream, and, more importantly, where the human was looking. Tommy didn’t think anything bad would happen if he were caught, per se, but his freedom to roam about the camp at night would definitely be taken away. Tommy frowned, realizing that, if Dream caught him, he might just stick the teen in a pocket and not let him out until they reached Manberg.
Well, I guess that’s just more incentive to not be caught, then, Tommy thought, swallowing down the knot in his throat and clambering over a particularly large log of a stick. He glanced back and was unable to see any sign of Dream behind him.
Deciding that he was far enough out of sight to properly start moving, he set off, picking the direction that would take him furthest from Dream, and started fast-walking. He was eager to see where his path would take him, and even more eager to see where his newfound freedom would bring him.
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He’d been walking for about an hour now, and was gradually coming to realize that this, escaping into the forest, had been a terrible idea. He’d already had to run away from two trapdoor spiders, and one huge lizard that had persistently chased after him until Tommy managed to juke it out through some roots curling up out of the dirt.
He was tired, and his feet kinda hurt. He had a nasty scrape across his right shin from a broken stick he’d tripped over, and his hands were still shaking with the vestiges of adrenaline from the lizard encounter.
Huffing slightly, Tommy plopped down on a stone that jutted out of the ground at about knee height, slouching as he caught his breath and rested his legs for a moment.
Tommy knew jack-shit about the world of nature. He'd spent most of his life learning the ins and outs of being a borrower, an inchling that lived inside big-folk houses, where there were very few dangers aside from being caught by the owner of the house, or being bitten by a wayward spider or rat. Tommy knew that there were smallfolk that lived their whole lives outside in the wild, and that there were even whole villages built out in hard-to-reach places, like burrows and crevices and hollowed out trees, but he wasn’t one of them. He didn’t know the first thing about outside living, or, hell, even outside travel!
In the house that he’d lived in before he got kidnapped, there was a garden balcony with many, many plants. In the seven years that he had lived in that house, he’d only gone out to that garden twice. There were so many crows and bugs and critters bigger than he was populating that small patch of greenery that he hardly ever dared to venture out into it. He would have been plucked up and eaten in a heartbeat, he just knew it.
The point was, Tommy didn’t really know what he was going to do now that he had escaped. What the fuck had he been thinking? He was gonna get himself killed! He’d been safe with Dream, if only until they reached Manberg.
He couldn’t go back, though. It was partially from a point of pride, because he didn’t want to go crawling back to Dream just for the simple fact that he couldn’t handle being outside. The other part was from a slowly growing sense of fear, an unnerving buzz in the back of his head that tried to convince him the longer that he was gone, the madder Dream would get. It had already been a little more than an hour. Tommy didn’t want to know how pissed Dream was. Of course, there was the small chance that the human had given up chasing after the teen, but Tommy didn’t take Dream for the type to let go of something so easily. The human was definitely still trying to track him down.
He had to keep moving. Tommy pushed himself up, and continued walking.
Eventually, he came up to a massive wall of stone that blocked his path, rising at nearly a ninety-degree angle to bar Tommy’s trek forward. The teen’s brow furrowed as he scowled, glaring at the unprecedented obstacle. Now what?
His only options to continue were to go right, left, or to climb the stone cliffside all the way to the top. Tommy took one look at how high the crest of the cliff was and chose left. After that, it didn’t take him long to find a crack that split into the stone, one big enough that it might as well have been an invitingly wide door. It took little effort to scramble through it. Tommy hoped that it would lead to a path to the other side of the cliff.
The crack opened up almost immediately into a huge, dimly lit cavern, so huge that Tommy couldn’t even make out the ceiling above his head. He gaped for a moment, thrown off by the sudden expanse of space, but shook it off fairly quickly. He wanted to keep going.
Oh, what if he found diamonds in this cave? The thought brought a grin to his face, and he started moving, keeping close to the wall he had come in from.
As he wandered deeper, searching for a way through the network of caverns to the other side, his mind started drifting towards what might happen once he got out of the cave. What would he eat? Where would he sleep? How would he find fresh water that wouldn’t steal him away with a simple current?
It had gotten so dark. Tommy didn’t feel the most confident about wandering through the caves now, unable to see much other than the occasional flash of the pale skin of his hands as he felt his way forward. He should probably go back. What if the cave only got deeper and deeper and deeper? He could get trapped down here, and he’d starve to death, or die of thirst.
Tommy needed to go back. This was a terrible idea. He’d find some other way around the cliff, or pick a different direction to travel in. Anything would be better than continuing on in this abyss-like darkness.
The ground disappeared out from under his feet before he could turn around, and a terrified shriek escaped from Tommy’s lips as he plunged down, down, down…
Poor toms...Anyway, taglist!
@brick-a-doodle-do @i-am-beckyu @da3dm @kayla-crazy-stuffs @local-squishmallow @skullsnbruises @munchkin1156 @gt-daboss
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sunlitmcgee · 20 days
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okay I also promised fluffy Angelito art so to say sowwy for the comic have This
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With the creation of Millicent and her role as a younger sister in Angel's story, I really like this idea of them being this unintentional brother figure to various orphans he often lingers around when working in various "undesirable" neighborhoods around Egondale. Being a nation built largely on warfare, the economic and class divides in Cushax are Rather Extreme, even in the kingdom's central capital. So of course we have a vast population of orphaned children...and orphan halls to hold said child...and the kinds of terrors that can happen in such halls when there's no authority to manage and maintain a safe environment for kids who've lost their parents to various traumatizing situations...the more I sit back and think about Estea the more Horrific the setting truly is but well it's fine....this is why we use animal people. Helps soften the blow of the reality of such a world etc.
But anyway. I think Angelito has a soft spot for kids, but understandably has to shoo and chase them off a lot when it's time to work. You may recongize a couple of these kiddos here as being...well...similar to other baby animals I post about often! And who may that be...down in that right corner....a beta design for a lil Milli, maybe? mmmm yes
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zmpl · 10 months
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those of you who are not on tiktok, you’re receiving the blessing of not having “npc lives” pop up on your feed. npc lives are where people larp as video game npcs with a blank stare and idle animation type movement, and every time someone sends them a gift (e.g. roses, which in turn converts to real-life money) they’ll say a catch phrase that an npc would say (“mmmm, yummy rose! chomp chomp!”) then go back to their idle animation.
these people make $2,000 - $3,000 per stream. not per month, not per week, PER STREAM. up to 3 grand doing the equivalent of being a dancing marionette for circus peanuts but in their own home. not to sound like the joker but how on earth did capitalism get to this point. who is sending these gifts. how did this become a way for people to make so much money so quickly. what black mirror episode is this
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revscarecrow · 10 months
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Mmmm, Communism.
Something that won't happen until capitalism is done. It's the most important part of the idea and the part that everyone forgets.
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lost in the forest - part 33
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Summary: A glimpse of how the other characters see what is happening and what they think about it.
Pairing: Senju Tobirama/Original Female Character
Tag: #lost in the forest fic
posted on ao3
Word Count: 3.1k
Sorry for the delay!! I've been real busy with school and my personal life. Also, I've been uploading a lot of stuff to my recent tumblr account if you want to check it out. Anyway, thanks for reading and please like/reblog :3
Overall warnings: canon-typical violence, adult content, time skips, angst
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The engagement has not made his routine change significantly; his work is ordinary between bureaucracy, processes and numbers that have long been entrusted to him, leaving aside the classified and shinobi matters. Hashirama is a person who has been able to give a start to that woman.  
At first it was curiosity, then dept for the treatment they gave her when she was just an unexpected traveler from such a faraway place. Karen is not ordinary... not like the other kunoichis, much less like the civilian women he has dealt with.  
She is noble without being too noble, organized, intelligent and attentive.  
With her common terrors... with her way of overcoming things.  
He has been watching her since she arrived... and he can’t help but feel that his heart is tightening with an emotion that he keeps deep inside his heart from the eyes of inexperienced people... from her. But not from Madara, who arches his eyebrow in amusement at him in his sullen way, observing him carefully after a meeting.  
Karen had left with an attentive Tobirama, willing to continue with her own work and review the agreements that he had asked her to give them a new perspective. The Hyūga was trying to join with certain conditions, and both the Nara clan and its allies had also begun to seek the benefits of this alliance.  
But that was the least of his worries. “Don’t say anything.”  
“For the Sage’s sake... you are stupidly obvious,” Madara rolls his eyes crossing his arms, sitting there in his office with a sadistic look, having fun at the expense of his feelings.  
He doesn’t blame him... but this just makes him huff.  
“...” Hashirama does not give him any comments.  
“Tell me, are you really not going to do anything?”  
“No.”  
“Tobirama sees your intentions.”  
“They are not bad.”  
“I know, but seriously... friend?” he mocks with a light laugh. “Even Izuna told me about the engagement. For a moment he thought that you...”  
“I will not leave Mito.”  
“I know, but...” he snorts slightly. “It wouldn’t be not rare for you to have... lovers.”  
“My father never had children outside of his marriage with my mother.”  
“Yes, but nobles usually do it.”  
“As you said, nobles. We are shinobis... there is no point in overthinking things.”  
“Mmm... you’re an idiot.”  
“I’m not.”  
“However, I won’t judge you if it benefits my clan. The alliance with the Uzumaki will give strength to our bases, with your marriage.”  
“Mmmm...”  
“That’s why you haven’t left her, right?”  
“Madara... don’t go there.” He gets a little depressed seeing how his friend knows him so well. “Tobi... he promised to protect her.”  
“Are you satisfied with that?”  
“That’s enough for me.”  
“If you say so,” Madara shrugs. “As long as she marries into our clans, that’s fine. Karen-san has shown to have a good head, even though she is a civilian... with interesting concepts.”  
“I told you.”  
“Izuna feels that she is too unrealistic, and the council is still upset about adding her in external consultancies.” He said the last part awkwardly given how new the word is in the vocabulary of the passionate clan. “But her points have denoted the capital leak.”  
“Yes.” He is proud of those optimistic comments.  
“I hate you for marrying her into your clan... I’d rather have her within mine.”  
“Madara.”  
“What? I’m not lying. Your move in front of the Daimyo to promise her to your brother was smart. If I had been faster... I assure you, Izuna wouldn’t let anything hurt her.”  
“...” Hashirama frowns, not being able to Karen marrying into another clan other than his own.  
“But that’s not the point,” the man with wild hair raises his hands with an amused laugh. “If something happens...”  
“You already said that.”  
“It’s just an idle comment,” the cheeky Uchiha accepts, proceeding to focus on reviewing some missions requested for them to work together.  
Tobirama and Izuna will soon go on another mission. Hashirama is sure he could handle it for now, until someone else is able to cope with the hatred that still lingers.  
Teamwork is difficult... but he believes in a future where they will be able to cooperate.  
He smiles. Hashirama sees that this dream is so notorious... and if it weren’t for her, he wouldn’t have achieved it in the best way. His friend is now his ally, formerly his enemy... he laughs internally.  
And even if he can’t marry her... having her working by his side is not so bad, even if it hurts his heart... even if he wanted more, he wouldn’t do anything... because he is faithful to his word and Mito deserves his respect.  
She has waited so long for him.  
He knows.  
She loves him.  
Although he... doesn’t know how to feel about it.  
──
Tobirama accompanies her. Many of the clan whisper, but do not have the courage to point out anything even though the engagement was long awaited by so many. Him, not so much, taking care of everything since Karen is not usually very observant in details outside of regular work.  
She is incredibly intelligent and organized, but when it comes to things like the engagement and surely the wedding, she is not so excited about carrying it out... and in some ways, it bothers him.  
But he won’t say anything.  
“You know you don’t have to come with me.” Karen brings him out of his thoughts with her light voice and a snort worthy of someone tired of his presence. That tone irritates him, but he only raises his eyebrow. “The garden is not that far away. And Kaori just needs some tomatoes and vegetables.”  
“I have time.”  
The civilian rolls her eyes. “By the way, Mito-san mentioned that the fabric is finally ready.”  
“Mmmm...”  
“She said Mrs. Kyoko will be excited by the quality and softness it possesses.”  
“The yukata... is important.”  
“I know,” the woman shrugs. “At least it will be comfortable.”  
“You could have more of that fabric. I shall tell them to make everyday clothes for you.”  
“There’s no need.”  
“...” Tobirama doesn’t say anything. He will ask for extra clothes for the girl anyway... even though she is modest, it is normal for her to want more yukatas.  
“Tobirama, I’m serious.”  
“We have a lot of fabric.”  
“Will you also get more for you?” she asks, looking at him from top to bottom. The shinobi is unfazed because his standard clothing is all black. He is only missing his usual armor, which he has begun to stop using within the compound and the alliance region.  
Of course, he is still waiting to be attacked by some Uchiha, but the few he has seen outside their area only look at him with slight tones of revenge that they do not dare to carry out due to the value of the contract with their clan leader.  
He still hasn’t gotten very used to this peace.  
However, his brother has managed to make the change.  
“I am fine like this,” he replies with a dry tone.  
“Seriously... won’t you be wearing more comfortable clothes at home?” the woman questions his appearance with an incredulous tone. Tobirama remains thoughtful at the mention of ‘home’ but keeps it to himself.  
“I do not need it.”  
“Well... if you buy me more, you will also make matching ones for yourself,” the girl states easily. “If not, then... I won’t accept the new yukatas.”  
“That is not something you can decide.”  
“Come on... You have decided everything about the house, the wedding and engagement date... at least let me have a say in your clothes.” Her tone is irritated, but he sees that the woman stores much of the bitterness that she wants to let out.  
Sometimes Tobirama wonders when he stopped wanting to dissect the girl and became so accustomed to her presence that he began to read her very well, and what her life must have been like before reaching this point.  
Nevertheless, he won’t ask. It’s not his business, even when he sees her so sad...  
It bothers him.  
“Do what you want,” he bites bitterly.  
“Yes!” she applauds amused, starting to plan to visit Kyoko together. He rolls his eyes. He is not interested in being part of her own agenda, but he allows himself to be dragged... at least to the garden, where many greet them.  
He feels comfortable. People no longer treat her badly, not even as a foreigner, so he leaves her after a while of making sure that things will go well.  
He doesn’t know how, but he always ends up getting involved in things that should interest him little.  
Whatever... Tobirama decided to go back.  
Being added to a mission with that stupid Izuna wasn’t strange. The strange thing was that he didn’t want to leave.  
At least, he hopes to finish before his brother’s wedding.  
He wants to be on time.  
──
Kaori was the caretaker of the boys of the main line, from the time Butsuma was in charge until his eldest son rose imposingly as the undisputed leader of the clan. Such a strong man...  
She is so proud of him... almost like his mother would have been.  
Unfortunately, Rukia didn’t live long after the birth of her last child.  
“Kaori-san?” someone calls, taking her out of her thoughts, which makes her blink to focus on that civilian that she has welcomed as her new charge at the request of her adorable leader and his brother.  
“Oh, good morning,” she greets with a soft smile.  
“Is there something wrong?”  
“Nothing is wrong, Karen-san,” the old woman assures with a motherly smile. “Have you already had your measurements taken?”  
“Yes. Thank goodness Kyoko-san knows Tobirama’s,” she laughs amused by some strange memory that she surely had with the man. Who would have thought that she would be so attentive to send him to prepare matching yukatas.  
Although she is not sure that Tobirama is comfortable with it, because she knows how stubborn he is and how used he is to being in his war clothing. At least he has stopped using the armor as he always did.  
A pleasant change that she suspects the civilian has a lot to do with.  
“Yes, I am sure he would not go on his own.”  
“I know.”  
“By the way, how did you convince him?” she asks curiously with a gesture to the civilian who continues her way to the kitchen. Soon it would be time to eat, so they both usually spend time in that place.  
It is larger than in the previous house and surely Hashirama’s brother prepared it knowing his future wife’s quirks... cute from her point of view.  
“Oh, that’s not a strange story,” the girl says with a simple laugh. At least she has left that depression about missing her family... one that she tried hard to hide, but this old woman has years of experience as a nanny and a capable kunoichi.  
She is easy to read.  
“It is not?” she encourages her curiosity to be calmed.  
“Well, he said he would make me yukatas.”  
“Oh really?”  
“Yes. I told him no, unless he made some for himself.”  
The olw woman laughs amusedly, conforming something she has been thinking for a while. “Oh... that would have not worked before.”  
“No?”  
“No. He is very obstinate.”  
“I’ve noticed it.”  
“At least he listened to you.”  
“Yeah. Also, the Daimyo and Mito have brought a lot of fabric. I’m thinking about making yukatas for Matsuo, Mikami and you, too.”  
“Not at all. That would be a waste for the bride and groom, so keep the fabric to yourselves.”  
“Uh?”  
“It is a tradition that what is given is for the use of the family... which I hope grows soon,” she says, imagining small children around the beautiful patio that has been arranged for the civilian.  
Her maternal and grandmotherly instincts are thrilled, so much so that she ignores the woman’s tension over such a comment.  
Excited for the future...  
Butsuma and Rukia would be proud of this... She prefers to think so.  
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Mikami owes her so much despite their sullen beginning. Teaching etiquette classes, she became her appreciated and valued person... like a sister who is willing to protect her from everything that could hurt her.  
Even if she doesn’t realize that she is supporting her, she will have her back.  
So, she did not avoid looking with slight doubt at the woman with a sad expression on the edge of the river that runs so close. It is not strange to find her here thinking. Kaori lets her be despite the dangers around.  
Despite the years, the trauma makes her doubt anyone of the opposite gender.  
“You should not be alone,” she scolds lightly, starting to walk towards the rock which is being occupied by the civilian. She blinks in recognition.  
“Uh... Kaori-san told me it was fine.”  
“I know, but you have to be careful. Not everyone is like Hashirama-sama and the others.”  
“You almost sound like Tobirama.”  
“Do I?”  
“He told me the same thing... but with more jabs,” she laughs carefully, as clear as she usually is, and strong in her own way that makes her proud.  
“Mph... He will be your husband. It is normal that he cares for you.”  
“Yeah.” She seems indifferent to the marriage.  
“Now that Kaori-san is not here, you know you can tell me what really worries you,” she points out because her engagement is so strange, considering their previous interactions and how she is.  
Although she is oblivious to the feelings of her leader’s brother, she knows her friend is oblivious to love.  
She never saw her fall in love with anyone even though the council was persistent in caging her. That it was Tobirama who managed to do it is not abnormal, considering their work together, but it still seems weird and sudden.  
No matter how many years have passed since he met her... there is still something missing.  
“What are you talking about?”  
“Your marriage,” the kunoichi states directly. “And the appearance of the Daimyo.”  
“Uh...”  
“It has something to do with it, right?”  
“...” Karen looks at the sky from a distance. The noise of the river is relaxing while the forest dances to the sound of that soft summer air. “I... I don’t know what to tell you.”  
“The truth.”  
“I can¡t.”  
“...”  
“That’s the only thing I can tell you. Hashirama assured me that it was better if only a few people knew.”  
“I see.” She sees the tension in the girl’s gesture... and even with those little words, she understands what this is about. A false engagement? A lie? She may not notice it, but she knows that Tobirama... might not be indifferent to it.  
For a moment, though, she thought that Hashirama would break his engagement with the princess of Uzu for the civilian.  
Perhaps she imagined it.  
“By the way... Matsuo-kun?”  
“He is now beginning to train his chakra system.” Bitterly, she wrinkles her nose at the treatment of that man’s family towards her son.  
Karen doesn’t say anything.  
“I am working on it. It is not that bad,” she tries to convince her friend when she noticed her annoyance. Her ways are still unusual in her eyes, but not odd within the clan.  
Even if he was punished... seeing her son reminds her of Ryu’s sin.  
“I’m sorry I reminded you of something so sad.”  
“Do not worry... it is something I have to overcome, right?”  
“...”  
“For Matsuo,” the kunoichi accepts with a laugh to sit next to her. The river is not such a bad place to relax and rethink what she will do next since soon, together with other women, they will begin working on missions paired with the Uchiha clan.  
She is scared... she wants revenge... but she left that behind a long time ago to carve a path without war for her little one.  
He does not deserve to grow up in fear of dying so young, like her brothers... like her cousins... like her parents.  
A world of peace that her friend has achieved together with her leaders, a dream she never thought she could have and hold on to... getting rid of the bitterness of working with her former enemies.  
For their happiness.  
──
Around the patio, Karen looks at the girl who is on the verge of collapse. Mito is such an expressive woman that since she declared that they will be something akin to sisters, she became highly eloquent, making her laugh as their integration becomes natural.  
She doesn’t know what to feel, because she doesn’t know what to feel about her upcoming wedding either.  
But that’s the least of it.  
“Come on, Mito-san. Everything will be alright.”  
“I... my brother and father have not arrived!” the redhead exclaims. Koari easily brings some tea to chuckle amused and disappear on the spot.  
“They will be arriving soon, no?”  
“Well, yes,” she huffs. “But Tobirama is also missing. That idiotic Hashirama sent him on a mission.”  
“It was necessary.”  
Mito frowns to mutter other things under her breath.  
“Come, sit and have some tea,” she says while sipping another bit of her drink. Things have been so calm and with tentative alliances coming... life isn’t so bad.  
She reflexes lightly with the weight of the marriage beginning to take root in her conscience. With Tobirama’s words that day... it is more enjoyable, although she still feels the sadness of remembering her family.  
More so considering her next birthday...  
Mito still remains her elegant self, taking a sip of the hot drink. “I cannot get enough of this tea.”  
“It’s good. Madara-san brought it the last time he came.”  
“Does Madara-san visit you?”  
“Not much. Only when he is passing by or when he leaves a meeting, really.”  
“Oh...”  
“Why?”  
“Well, you will marry Tobirama.”  
“Yes,” she blinks without understanding what the problem was.  
“You are a civilian.”  
“Uh-huh.”  
“Wow... it shows that you do not see the issue in this.”  
“There is nothing wrong in that.”  
“Maybe not where you come from,” Mito giggles amused. “You are engaged. Having a friendship with someone like Madara...”  
“I see.” Karen reflects on the comment logically, taking into account the culture in which she is participating. “He is a good friend.”  
“I know that they extended protection to you as a clan,” Mito admits. “I must say that I did not expect that from the Uchiha.”  
“Really?”  
“Yes. They have almost adopted you.”  
“...Tobirama didn’t explain it to me like that.”  
“Well... he will probably tell you another way,” the woman says amused. “For a civilian, you have many alliances.”  
Karen doesn’t reply anything. She looks at the stars a little more without thinking enough about things... it’s for the best.  
For now, she will remain expectant about what comes from the future... an uncertain one.  
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A/N: An external chapter with different points of view. I hope you enjoy it. Hashirama’s wedding will be here soon, an awaited event along with other things.
As you can see, many have different opinions regarding Karen. Some are better than others, but no one is willing to let her go any time soon, and she doesn’t realize it.
What will happen? Will Karen notice? Will Hashirama do something? Will Tobirama clarify his strange feelings, or will he continue to deny it? Although I’m sure he hasn’t even realized it... because of how annoying it is to accept something he doesn’t want and he never thought he would have, even though he was forced to go along with this engagement.
Covering him with his duty to this peace that his brother has worked so hard for... There’s no one more blind than he who refuses to see, isn’t that right?
Thanks for your comments.
Author-chan out! 
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