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obeymeoof · 4 years
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The obey me boys as inappropriate and cringey pick up lines
Warning ⚠️ Nsfw
Lucifer:
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I want to split them and lick what’s in the middle.
If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.
Mammon:
Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass.
Did you get those pants for 50% off? They’re 100% off at my place.
Levi:
Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.
I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
Satan:
You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? *Wink*
Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
Asmo:
Are you a haunted house? Cause I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?
Beel:
Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Belphie:
I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
Simeon:
Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
Do you go to church often? You’ll be on your knees tonight.
Solomon:
If you want to see magic, we should head straight to my bedroom so you can experience it.
Do you have telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
Diavolo:
Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
Do you have any royalty in you? Would you like some?
The worst thing ive ever done
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obeymeoof · 4 years
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how the brothers + simeon and solomon would be or react with a gender neutral idol mc that is surprisingly famous in the realms? considering a headcanon that human idols are a new trend for non-humans lolol
Lucifer
He found out about you while looking through your documents
Admittedly, he thought it would be a bad idea to pull someone with so much influence on the human world into the devildom. But Diavolo insisted that it’d make a stronger bond b/w realms so of course it happened anyways.
Little did Lucifer know about the influence you had on the devildom AND celestial realm.
He had heard a few of your songs but had never put the songs to a face. He just thought it was another devildom singer.
He appreciates the work you have put in to come as far as you have but most likely won't treat you any different.
He’ll still threaten to kill you during those first few days when he’s suspicious of your intentions or try to attack you when you touch the grimoire.
Although he will (after you guys get more accustomed to living with each other) ask you to sing for him from time to time. He finds it calming and it helps him focus on his work
Mammon
mammon had heard of you of course.
Being the avatar of greed, he had dreamed of living a good life like you, raking in the big bucks.
Of course, he didn't want to put the same amount of work in. He just wanted money to give to his first love, Goldie.
When he hears about your planned arrival in the devildom he gets dollar signs in his eyes.
When you get there and are released into his care, he immediately wraps you up into his money schemes.
Will get gigs for you at Hell’s Kitchen and The Fall and act as your ‘manager’
Make sure you’re always paying attention because he has trouble fighting his sin and will take more than his fair share if he thinks he can get by with it.
If you decide you don't want to continue with doing this he won't force you...but he will definitely try to change your mind.
He has fun during these times to be honest. At first it was all about the money but he ends up having fun and growing super close to you.
In all honesty, sometimes he finds all the attention and publicity you get annoying. He gets greedy and doesn't want to share you so sometimes he’ll get pouty. but it's nothing a head pet cant fix
Levi
Oh, Levi knew about you. As a matter of fact he is the leader of your fan club in the devildom.
He is elated. And that's putting it lightly.
He’d always been envious of those who got to meet you face to face and now?! You were coming to LIVE with him! for an entire year!!!
He's going to ask for your autograph, selfies, and just be an overall fanboy
May ask if he can record you singing/dancing to one of your songs
He is DEFINITELY posting this. “Omg, cannot believe (MC) is staying at my house! Literally dying!#omg #HatersGonnaHate #Trending #MC”
Eventually, he will settle down and treat you a more equally as time goes on but he will keep you on some sort of a pedestal for a while.
Satan
He knows who you are but he acts so nonchalant around you that you're not too sure that he really does know.
He doesn't bring up the whole “idol life” in conversation or really bring any part of your fame up at all.
He doesn't do it to be rude he just doesn't see the point of treating you any differently than he would anyone else
It'd be a nice change of pace to not have everyone all in your business all the time and only seeing the idol side of you
That being said, he will sneak around and listen to your music and play it while he reads because he's secretly a big fan.
Asmo
This is the demon that keeps up with all things trendy.
He knows all of the popular human idols, including you, and their songs.
Reads about human idols im the devildom magazines
He follows the fashion trends that idols set as well so don't be surprised if his current apparel very closely resembles yours
He wants whatever gossip or stories you got on other idols/celebrities
Has more than likely been with a few or a lot of your coworkers or celeb friends
Will ask to song a duet with you and if it ends up being really good you guys may just make it an official song.
Asks if your managers and stuff are treating you good because he know that stuff can get shady sometimes he will NOT hesitate to set things straight one way or another.
Beel
This soft big boi would be clueless on the whole idol thing but he will show his support none the less
Will sit and listen to your celeb stories/rants or really anything you want to talk about. He just likes being around you in general
Now, if you want to catch his attention for real, tell him about all the exotic and high class food youve had the opportunity to try.
You'll have him drooling before the end of it
He may attempt to drag you back to the human world so that he too can experience these delicacies
He doesn't worry about being rushed by a crowd of fans since big boi can just give you a piggyback ride and walk through the crowd. nothing can keep him from his food
Belphie
Listens to your slow tempoed songs to combat his insomnia
He is no fanboy by any means but he does take somewhat of an interest in your idol life.
Asks you questions about your everyday life like “how do you run off of such little sleep” and “how do you keep up with everything without crashing”
Respects the grind. What you do is pretty tough for any average human to do so kudos to you.
Is definitely going to ask you to sing him sleep. Depending on how close you two are he may ask you to lay/cuddle with him while you sing
Ironically enough, he tells you that you have the voice of an angel.
simeon
He is somehow the most unmodernized, technologically impaired, being in the game.
hes caught up on exactly 0 trends, despite Luke’s best efforts to teach him.
He does take an interest in your life and interests so he will insist that you explain EVERYTHING to him.
It’ll feel like you're talking forever because there's so much he doesn't get but the sparkle in his eye makes it worth it and hard for you to say no.
He supports you even if he doesn't quite get it.
Loves to hear you sing and may even join in
Cups your face in his hand and smiles and tells you about how he can't wait to see you in the celestial realm so that you can show all the other angels how beautiful your voice and soul is...bold of him to assume you'll be going to the celestial realm when your time comes.
Solomon
Solomon would take a major interest in the whole idol thing.
He thinks it's neat but it's just not one of the things that sparks his (shady) interests.
If you seem hurt by this he may make an attempt to seem like he's more amazed by it by giving you little words of encouragement,advice, or praise but don’t expect much more from our mysterious sorcerer. His priorities lay beyond the human world, that's all
3/23
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obeymeoof · 4 years
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Hello! Can you do an hc of the demons bros reacting to mc rubbing their hand while they cuddle/hold hands?
sure can! Thank you for the ask!
Lucifer
When he notices, he won’t say anything
He’ll act like it’s as normal as breathing.He wants you to continue so he won't risk it by making a comment about it.
Will sometimes tub your hand instead.
He’ll randomly lift you hand up to his lips and plant a kiss on the back of your hand
Mammon
If you two are cuddling and holding hands he's already a bit blushy. He's just so excited to be this close to you
Mammon’s a sucker for any kid of pats and pets so the little gesture of rubbing his hand will make his heart flutter.
“OI,human what do you think you're doin?...I didn't say I wanted you to stop.”
Levi
he gets so conflicted over this
He loves it but if he's gaming its so distracting.
can’t make himself tell you to stop. not that he really wanted you to anyways
Won’t do it in public because” he can’t let people see him so close to a noob in public”....hes shy
Satan
He finds it relaxing
Likes to hold your hand while he reads
will rub you hand as well
if you stop he will check to see if u fell asleep
Asmo
Asmo love ANY type of affection. Especially physical.
Gets little tingles wherever your thumb rubs.
he will try to cuddle up closer to you
Beel
I don’t think Beel would think much of it. it would seem pretty natural to him too.
he thinks it's cute and returns the favor
But there's no big outwards reaction to it.
probably just a glance at you hand and a small toothy smile before he focuses on what he was doing before
Belphie
doesn't notice it at all
because he's asleep
BUT, if he weren't asleep
It would put him to sleep.
hes so relaxed around you. any kind of rubs or pats will make him drift away
2/25/2020
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obeymeoof · 4 years
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So I was looking through make up pics and decided I was gonna do some headcanon type stuff on which ones reminded me of the boys
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obeymeoof · 4 years
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Congrats on starting the blog! Do you have any headcanons about cuddling with the bros? If you don’t want to do them all, Belphie and Asmo are my faves :)
Ah thank you so much! And thank you for the ask! Funny thing about this is that I was using the cuddling prompt to practice so I was already halfway done when this came in. 
Mammon
Fav Cuddle Position: “The Half Spoon” Prefers to lay his head on you but doesn’t mind to let you lay your head on him
Alternative position is just him starfishin’ on you like the little avatar of greed that he is. He going to take as much as he can get.
He’s definitely a blushy mess the first time you guys cuddle.mammon: “What was that?” mc:“affection.” Mammon:“disgusting…do it again”
Quickly covers up the shyness with arrogance.”You should feel honored that The Great Mammon has allowed you to be this close.
You want him to melt? Pet this boys head.100% guaranteed to work and ensure enjoyable cuddle time.  
Lucifer
Fav Cuddle Position: “The Honey Moon Hug” it suits his possessive side. He can pull you close and still see your face while simultaneously intertwining his legs with yours You really feel like you’re his when in this position. 
Honestly, hardly ever has time to just sit down and hold you close so this time is precious to him
Contrary to popular belief, I believe Lucifer would be big on cuddling when he can. If anything it would feed his pride more than hurt it. You WANT to be with him like this and if other people see it, he will give them a shit eating victory smirk.
Likes to cuddle in his demon form so that he can also wrap his wings around you like a blanket
Levi
Fav position: anything he can freely move his hands and see his screen.
TSL and chill?
Tub cuddles. Think about it. Laying in his weird tub bed and having to be super close to each other since it was original plan was for it to be used by ONE shut-in otaku. Get all snug and cozy in there. Or as much as you possibly can in a bathtub.
When he isnt absorbed by TSL or a game he’ll be completely focused on how close you are to him. 
Blushy Boi uwu
Asmo
Fav Cuddle position:You laying on top of him or vice versa
Loves the feeling of your weight on top of him. Gives him that sense of closeness he longs for.Also loves laying on top of you. Again, he has that closeness but can also make sure you don’t sneak off anywhere if he were to fall asleep.
Very touchy feely. No surprise there. Those hands will roam anywhere and everywhere, even if he’s asleep!
Will tell you how smooth your skin is or how pretty your hair is. tons of compliments and praise. Often ended with a “but im still number one” or something of that narcissistic nature.
“You’re so cute y/n! I could just eat you up!” and will definitely follow up on that if you allow him.
Would prefer to cuddle without the restriction of clothes but will respect you decision not to if you don’t want to.
Beel
Fav Cuddle Position:??? Honestly this big ol’ soft boi does not care. He just likes to be close to his s/o
100% going to be eating wherever you guys decide to settle in at.  But I guess being surrounded by all that food could add to the comfy factor of it all.
Hopefully you don’t mind crumbs in the bed because there is almost no chance that the sheets will ever be cleaned of crumbs with how much he eats
So hear me out on this one.The vibrations from Beelzebub’s stomach could possibly give you one hell of a massage if you have your back up against his stomach.
Belphie
Fav Cuddle Position: “The Sweet Heart Cradle” head on ur chest
This boy, as intimidating as he seems to be, loves to be held in your arms. Its warm and welcoming to him. Something he didn’t feel while he was locked up in that attic.
If hes in demon form he will gently but snugly wrap his tail around your leg, wait, or wrist. Is the equivalent to holding hands for him
If you have things you have to do that day, don’t even entertain the idea of a ‘short’ cuddle session. There is no ‘short’ cuddle session in Belphie’s dictionary. Its an all day thing. 
If you do it anyways and try to leave, hes pulling you back down. “ You knew the consequences of starting this. Now, come love me” 
Impossible to sneak out of his grip even when he’s asleep so make sure your bladder is empty!
Satan
Fav Cuddle Position: “The Spoon” / “Half Spoon” if hes reading
Definitely a big spoon. Loves to hold you close with his arms wrapped around you and his chest flush against your back.
Likes to bury his face in the crook of your neck.
Would be more than willing to read his books to you outloud but will probably be slightly offended if you fall asleep.
Rants about lucifer to you and what to do next in the 
This may be my biased opinion(definitely is) but I think he would be one of the best ones to cuddle with simply for that fact that you could watch mystery shows/crime shows with him.You could conspire about who did what and why and then be surprised if you’re wrong or right. Personally, sounds amazing to me.
I went ahead and did all of them since I had half of them done anyways and I’m almost done with my one other ask I got in my inbox. Hope you enjoy them!
2/12/2020
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obeymeoof · 4 years
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Hello darling 🥰🥰🥰 I came across your blog whilst searching for Lucifer and I love your blog and work ❤❤❤❤ any Headcannons for the boys reaction when they find MCs pictures as the maid of honor in a cousin's wedding? (Yeah, Indian weddings are too much 😅)
Ahhhh thank you so much! I really appreciate you saying that and I hooe you enjoy this!
Lucifer
He didn't mean to find the picture.
He had actively been looking for you to get your opinion on what he could do to make the house more comfortable for you.
When he entered your room it’d just been laying there and caught his eye.
Luci decided to pick it up and look it over since it didn’t seem to be anything to private.
He really didn’t realize the picture was of you until he looked closer.
If you happen to walk in on him during this he’ll give you a smirk and slyly say “You know, MC, you look absolutely stunning in this...but, I think you’d look even better in a wedding dress by my side”  
Mammon
He was definitely NOT snooping around in your belongings to find things to sell!(he was)
While tossing your invaluable things to the side, something that looks like a picture catches his eye.
He was just about to toss it as well until he realized that it was a photo of MC. And man did they look amazing…
He shakes his head blushes at his own thoughts.
He takes  a minute or two just to stare at it.
Eventually mumbles to himself that “this may have some kind of monetary value...so...i'll just hold onto this”
Will look at it whenever he misses you or wants to practice saying something to you.
Asmo
Asmo came across the picture when he was looking through your stuff to see if you had any outfits worthy of his fashionista eyes.
Immediately his eyes light up and a smile spreads across his face.
“This dress! Where is this dress?” He wants to see your bridesmaid dress up close and personal
If you have it with you for some reason he will fix your hair and make up exactly like in the picture.
Will definitely want to do a photo shoot to post to his devilgram.
“I can’t keep such beauty to myself! My followers would die if they found out I was keeping these to myself”
Levi
Levi had ended up in your room while coming to collect the comic books and manga you had borrowed. He wanted to re-read them.
After he has gathered them into his arms, he hauls them back to his room and sits down to start his binge reading session.
He’s made it through more than half the stack when he gets to one that has a little paper sticking out from between the pages like a book mark. He figures that must have been where you left off. It's just like a normie to not finish the entire thing in one sitting.
Out of curiosity he opens it to the page you left off on and notices that the “bookmark” isn't actually a bookmark but a picture of you all dressed up.
For a moment he gapes at the picture in amazement. This isn’t like anything he had ever seen in any of his animes.
As much as he would like to put this picture beside his Ruri-chan, he can’t bring himself to take your bookmark and make you lose your place. Plus, he doesn't want to seem like a creep.
Will definitely encourage you to read more of the books he has just so he can possibly get another look at that picture every now and again
Won't mention it to you because he’s too much of a tsundere to admit something like that to you.
Beel
You two were cooking together when the photo fell out of your pocket.
Beel picks it up and hands it to you so that you don’t think that you lost it.
He gets a glance at it before it meets your fingers and leaves his grasp.
He is curious but doesn't want to be disrespectful so he will politely ask what the picture is about. After you explain to him that it's a picture from when you were at his cousin’s wedding he will nod and look over the picture.
 He’ll casually say something like, “you look like an angel in that,MC” and then start to daydream about what kinds of food you had there at the wedding.
Belphie
Belphie had been arguing with his brother and decided that he would be sleeping in your room for a while.
When he gets there, you’re nowhere to be found so he makes himself at home in your bed anyways. He’s sure you'll agree anyways. Not that you have much of a choice seeing as this isn’t your house.
While snuggling up in your sheets he runs his hand under your pillow and feels something with a plasticy feeling.
When he pulls it out he sees a photo of you and someone dressed up like a bride but his eyes are focused on you.
Human traditions are weird but..that doesn't mean he can't appreciate them(you).
He silently takes the image of you dressed head to toe in beautiful attire before replacing the picture and laying down for a nap with that image burned into his mind. He hopes he's lucky enough to dream of you
Satan(ok I struggled with coming up with something different so this came out as like a story)
Satan was currently in the middle of an investigation and looking for clues throughout the house. He was searching for something that had gotten lost in the house.
That something being...the stray cat that he had attempted to smuggle into the house. He had managed to successfully sneak it in but before he could get it to his room, mammon and levi had managed to scare it from all their arguing and fighting.
The cat could be literally anywhere in the huge mansion and he needed to find it before Lucifer or any of the other brothers did. There's only one other option that he has. He has to ask his mystery solving partner for help.
It’s taken literally all day and neither of you have found the cat. All clues had eventually led the to dead ends, leaving their case cold
Its almost time for dinner and you two decide to take a break to get ready for dinner. He walks with you to your room and when he opens the door, you hear scuttling from your closet.
Satan will carefully sneak over to the closet and lo and behold, there's the cat. He seems to have made a home out of your clothes and other belongings and has his nose nuzzled into a picture of you.
He lets out a quiet sigh carefully slips it out from under the little trouble maker.
He examines it and smirks a bit. “Huh. So I guess this was more of a treasure hunt” he pats the cat on the head lovingly for leading him to this gem.
“Mc, why didn’t you tell me you were keeping this hidden away?”
All in all, he's happy with the results. He got a new cat and he got to see his beautiful human all dressed up. “You know, we could always re-take these photos after you marry me”
2/18/2020
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obeymeoof · 4 years
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Can we please get a HC of the brothers going out to a party/club (Asmo’s idea, of course) and suddenly BAM! MC is an incredible and sexy dancer, Rihanna-like. Maybe how would the brothers react to them being provocative to each? (If it’s too long I choose Lucifer, Satan, Asmo and Mammon.)
AHHH Its been a hot minute since Ive wrote anything.
Lucifer
Hates to admit it but at first he is speechless.
His eyes travel up and down slowly and follow the movements of your body.
For a second hes in a trance but once he snaps out of it he’ll place his hands on your hips and ask that you tone it down a little.
Not because he dosent like it, oh no. As a matter of fact, he likes it a little too much and as much as he’d like to give into temptation right there on the dance floor, he has an image to uphold in the devildom.
He does however, offer to show you some moves of his own when you two get home
He has no problem cutting the night short to do just that.
Mammon
Youre going to have to pick this boy’s jaw up off the floor.
He’s practically drooling while watching you.
When he comes back to his sense he gets a big proud grin on his face
100% would be your best hype man. He would be so excited and cheering you on
“THATS MY HUMAN!” he would boast. But at the same time when he saw other demons looking too closely he would give them a threatening stare. Just because he was calling attention to you(which you were doing just fine by yourself) didnt mean he was willing to share.
Shamelessly asks you to dance for just him at home. May ask you to teach him.
Satan
He was just swaying or bouncing a little with you on the dance floor. He preferred to keep his all out dancing just for the competitions.
So he wasn't really expecting you to bust out dancing when your favorite song came on.
The way you moved was both impressive and mesmerizing.
Hes more of the type to stand back and watch you with a hungry primal look in his eyes.
he dosent worry about anybody getting too close since everyone knows better than to upset the avatar of wrath.
If you happen to pull him into it, he’ll happily stay as close to you as possible while also leaving room for you to continue dancing.
Will whisper words of praise and encouragement and throw in a dirty comment or two about what hed like to do when you two get home.
Asmo
He was doin his own dirty dancing before and when you started, he paused but only for a second before joining in with you.
From there it can go one of 2 ways depending on what mood he is in.
1: He could take it as a challenge and turn it into a competition on who can dance the sexiest
2: He takes it as an invitation. He’ll make his way over to you, his eyes not leaving you, and get right up on you and dance/sway along with you while his hands rest on your hips, butt, shoulders, or whatever part of you is available. Point is, his hands are making contact
Overall he’s impressed. Which he always could tell you had a naughty side to you. However he never could’ve guessed you could move like that.
3/21/2020
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obeymeoof · 4 years
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Hello! May I ask of hcs with the demon bros and their female s/o being extremely self-conscious of their scars? To the point where they will wear long sleeves/pants 24/7 so they can’t see it? Mainly due to how they make her feel ugly?? (Dw they’re not self-harm it’s just she’s extremely clumsy and they won’t fade away) Sorry if it’s weird and thanks for at least considering this ask :D
If it makes you feel any better i'm writing this right after i rolled my ankle while running through the rain in sandals ;-;
Lucifer
He doesn't notice at first really. He just thinks you're extra modest.
That is until the devildom starts getting even warmer weather than before.
He makes many trip to the human world throughout the year so he will notice a change in human attire in much cooler temperatures(for him.what hes seeing is summer clothes). So thats when it first gets his attention.
You’re literally sweating bullets, red faced with your long sleeve turtleneck and pants and hes just like ??? So he decides to ask why you dont just change
When(if) you explain he’ll be pretty understanding . Hes got some scars hes ashamed to have seen too.
But still, he tries reassures you that most of the other demons in the devildom have some inhuman scars and wont even bat an eye at your little human ones. He's not the best at comforting.
Encourages you to be more careful and keeps a watchful eye on you from then on out
Mammon
Cluess. Does not pay one ounce of attention.
He dosent comment on how you dress or marks you have in your body unless its a really good(bad) one.
If he sees it, he’ll ask about it because he wants to know who hurt HIS human and when and where he can kill them. Overreacts, really.
So when you tell him you did to yourself he’ll laugh, yes, BUT he will also be embarrassed at how he just acted. Over a HUMAN. So you two will be even.
He would be down to compare scars and tell each one’s story.
Tbh he probably has some caused by his brothers.
This could help you be more comfortable in your skin. Just think, your sitting there and someone asks about your scar and you and mammon make eye contact and just bust out laughing. Inside jokes galore.
Levi
Self conscious club party of 2
Also does not question the clothing because he is an envious, self conscious weeb.
If the topic comes up he's gonna snort and shake his head in disappointment.
“Duh!! You're even more of a normie than I thought!! Haven't you heard? Inside good, outside bad! Just stay in your room all day, everyday like I do and nothing can ever hurt you...physically at least.”
Doesn't really mind what you choose to wear but he will now try to use your clumsiness as an excuse to get you to stay in his room as if its a protective fortress.
Satan
Satan is extremely observant and knowledgeable. Not to mention, straightforward.
When he notices the pattern in your clothing style and the way you make sure parts of you never show, he straight up asks what you're hiding. Like, are you just self conscious or are you hiding a weapon?
When you explain he will let out a little laugh but he doesn't mean to make fun of you...too much.
Actually finds it quite cute how clumsy you are.
He won't try to make you wear something else but he will reassure you that you are beautiful no matter what.
Asmo
Oh boy, he notices immediately.
He's so disappointed that you’re ashamed of any part of you because he love EVERY part of you
Really, he has the hardest time understanding it. Who cares about the embarrassing stories? You don’t have to tell anyone. And anybody that even looks at you the wrong way has to face being absolutely canceled on all social media
Will hype you up ALL the time until(and after) you feel confident enough to wear different things that show more skin and you still feel comfortable in.
Will kiss all of your scars if it makes you feel better. and more if it gets to that point ;)
Beel(sorry his is short :p )
I can’t see him minding very much about what you wear or what you did in the past. He just wants to keep you safe
Will carry you around everywhere for a little while after first hearing about how clumsy you are. Has no problem carrying you forever if you want. Piggybacking is always welcomed too
Will listen to your insecurities and give you words of encouragement and make promises to never let you get hurt again
Belphie
Belphie has a ton of scars from where he just falls asleep in random places. Sometimes he’ll fall over and hit things so he can relate to being clumsy.
Would like to say that sleeping is the safest way to go but obviously that's not totally true.
Tells you that you have nothing to be ashamed of because you are amazing and scars don’t change that.
“If anyone should be embarrassed its me. at least yours are from different things. mine are just from me doing the same thing over and over again”
Hes one to laugh it off and sleep it off immediately after
Dont worry though, really! Ive got a scar on my forehead where i bashed into the wall while swimming and not oaying attention. I just decided that it’s something unique to me now haha
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obeymeoof · 4 years
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How about the boys, or just Satan and Levi, with a s/o who has a paralyzing fear of conflict and will often cry/flinch/or book it away when there is a argument (even not involving them). 💜 Thank you so much!
Satan
It all started when he and Lucifer had gotten into an argument over something petty.
However, venom still lingered behind their words and their voices grew a little louder.
They’d been so involved in their own conversation that they hadn’t even noticed the tears that had started welling up in your eyes or how you would flinch every time their voices hit that sharp pitch
It kept on going and it kept escalating and still he didn't notice you until you jumped up and ran out of the room.
The suddenness and speed of your movement had snapped them out of their argument
Satan turned to look at lucifer and snapped “we’ll finish this later” before speed walking away to find you.
Hes not too sure of what happened but he knew you weren't happy and he was going to find out why. Nothing out of the ordinary has seemed to be going on.
When he finally finds you he is shocked to find you crying.
He will try to ask you what had caused this reaction.
If he can get it out of you, he will be more watchful of you and what bothers you. Eventually he’ll catch on
If you tell him he will still be a bit confused. This was a very ordinary day in the life of Satan and his brothers.
He may not understand your feelings towards the situation but he will respect them.
He wants to know who or what caused you to develop this instinct but he won't push. Prefers for you to tell him by yourself
He will make sure that any further arguments are done in privacy and scolds those who argue around you.
Levi
Despite his otaku-shut in personality, Levi is very confrontational about things to make him mad. Even more so about things that make him envious.
When Levi had first attacked you for winning the TSL trivia game, he had noticed how you just stood there, not moving even an inch.
At the time he had thought you were just amazingly brave or just plain stupid.
However, the closer he had gotten to you, the more he noticed about you. He was able to understand what facial expression represented watch emotion.
Everytime he started arguing with mammon or someone online he would always see you tense up and freeze with that same look on your face that you had that night he attacked you.
He feels guilty that he cant always seem to control the envy he feels that causes him to get so upset
Instead he will try to warn you before an argument starts or try to take it somewhere else if possible.
He’ll want to know what made you so sensitive to that stuff or if you've just always been that way.
Him being the slightly insensitive one that that is will push a little more to get an answer
Mammon
This poor demon is dense and argumentative.
He will notice that every time there's some sort of tense confrontation you disappear, but he doesn't really put those two things together. He doesn’t realize that the arguing is the REASON you book it out of there.
Will realize you're gone after he's done bickering
He really doesn’t understand and won’t go looking for you right after. He will figure you got tired of listening or had something else to do.
The only way he would know something was wrong would be if his brothers pointed it out or if he happened to notice you while some other people are fighting.
If he sees you tensing up, crying, flinching, or looking like you’re going to run, he will raise his eyebrow and question you. “Oi, human, what's the matter with you?”
When you explain to him what's going on it's like a light will flicker on in his head and I can’t say whether it's for the best or the worst.
From then on, Mammon is over the top about not allowing arguments to occur around you.
If theres even a slight disagreement, Mammon is piping in telling them to “shaddap” or “watch your mouths!”
Usually ends up being the cause of another fight.
You will have to tell him to tone it back a notch or two unless he just likes being strung up from the balcony by his brothers.
He tries his best in all honesty.
He actually doesn't have a problem in trying to avoid arguing with anybody seeing as how most of the things people come to him about are his debts.
11/21/2020
Hi, I hope these are good enough. I added mammon because i felt like he would be a good addition to this. I do plan to write some for the other four but that will be in a different post
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obeymeoof · 4 years
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Hello! Can I request some kisses headcanons for my boys? I don’t want to bother you with doing all of them so can I at least have Lucifer and Beelzebub please? Thank you!
Thank you so much for the ask! If you enjoy these, please feel free to request some for the other boys if you want.
Lucifer
He likes slow and sensual kisses at first.Especially if he’s been stressed out by work and/or his brothers.
Likes to have you on his lap when hes kissing you
Has his hand under your chin so that he can lead you easier.
When it gets more heated hes prone to nibbling/biting your lower lip and he gets a little more handsy. He’ll pull you closer if possible.
If hes busy all you will get are quick mindless pecks on the cheek or lips, that is if he doesn't write you off or fail to notice you because of how focused on his work he is.
More often than not, you end up with the quick pecks since he barley has anytime to himself between Diavolo and his brothers.
Beel
Beel’s kisses are very sweet and eager.Very sweet but very messy.
About 90% of the time he is thinking about food so he has a lot of drool.
Is kind of hesitant the first few times since he wants to really try and be careful so it’s really stiff and awkward
When he is more comfortable kissing you itll be soft for the most part.
If hes is especially hungry may accidentally bite your lip. Like possibly make you bleed. But hey, some people are into that.
If you’re not into that Beel will apologize and proceed to go fill his belly(as much as he can) so depending on what you like, it may or may not ruin the mood.
I hope these are ok. I kind of struggled to pinpoint how I thought these bois would kiss. Just so many possibilities!
2/14/2020
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obeymeoof · 4 years
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Genius idea: the demon boys (and simeon if you'd write for him too 🥺🥺) react to Pokemon. Do they know about Pokemon already or is it new? And what do they think about it?
Wow, this IS a genius idea. I was so hyped to write thisss! Also, yesss, I’ve been waiting for a simeon ask. I don’t hace it listed anywhere but I’ll write for Simeon, Diavolo, Solomon, and Luke(only pure stuff though! No relationships for baby)
Lucifer
“Poke a man? What are humans interested in these days???”
He has no idea what pokemon is.
There's really no point in showing either since he has little to no interest in any sort of video games or “cartoons'' as he says. (Levi will definitely accuse him of blasphemy if he hears that)
Will absent mindedly nod and “uh-huh” at you. Doesn't even try to hide the fact that he isn't paying attention
Fine. His loss.
Mammon
He knows about it and has played it
Was low key obsessed
Once his grades started to drop, Lucifer started monitoring his sleep schedule
He would stay up all night playing it and every time he heard a noise outside he would hide his game under his pillow and pretend to be asleep.
He’ll skip the show though. He likes being able to be mobile with the D.S. game
Levi
One word: Addicted. Don’t act like you didn't guess this one.
Didn’t try to hide it either. He was grinding at this game at all times. At breakfast,lunch,dinner, in a rad meeting, in class, and yes, on the toilet too.
Gets jealous when the npcs have cooler/new pokemon that he doesn’t have yet
Finishes the game in like a week but you can bet he’s got all the other games too.
Of course he buys merch, what do you take him for? A noob? He’s got plushies, figurines,cards, and t-shirts.
Will know every secret there is to know, watch every show/movie there is to watch, and play every game there is to play before he officially moves on from pokemon.
Satan
He knows about it and has played it but not watched it.
Knows all of the names, evolutions, types, and powers of all the pokemon because he’s read those pokemon info books
Plays it for a few days but he gets aggravated when he can’t get past a gym leader. Or even worse, when he can’t get past the tree or the SNORLAX
Yeets the game into the unknown out of anger
He loses the game in his messy room for like 2 years and decides to do some deep,deep cleaning and suddenly finds it.
Will open it and turn it on for old times sake but doesn't play it because he can’t remember what the main objective is.(calling myself out.oop-)
Asmo
He knows what pokemon is but he doesn't have any interest in it.
The only thing that catches his attention is the style and outfits of the characters
He would watch the show here and there if he is especially bored
Prefers to be out in public, partying or moving rather than staying inside and watching t.v.
Beel
For some reason I see Beel as someone who would watch pokemon and like it. But not to the same extent as levi
He’s a very casual watcher
Watches it on his lazy days
Belphie
Wouldn’t know bout it at first because he didn’t have much to do with the human world after the whole Lilith incident
Levi introduces it to him and when he sees his twin take an interest in it  , he's willing to give it a chance
Belphies is both a casual player and a casual watcher.
He won’t sacrifice sleep for it or anything like that
Play/watches when hes bored or is having a bout of insomnia(correct me if i'm wrong but he mentions this being a problem somewhere in the game doesn't he?)
Simeon
Good lord(no pun intended) this boy barely knows what to do with his phone. You tell me if he knows what pokemon is or not.
Solomon will try to show him just out of amusement.
It’s painful to watch him try to learn the controls of the game, even for some regular person who's never played before.
He’s so technologically delayed.
It’s much easier for him to watch the show.
He was fascinated with the imagination and work put into the show.
He finds it very endearing
On a side note, Luke would love it and obsess over it with Levi.
2/26/2020
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obeymeoof · 4 years
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Masterlist
My OC
Rules 
Belphagor with a submissive and clingy partner⚠️nsfw⚠️
Cuddling With The Bros
General Cooking HCs For Demon Bros
Kissing Hcs - Lucifer and Beel
Confessing their love to mc - rejection/acceptance 
when they find MCs pictures as the maid of honor
Which brother would wear crocs
s/o who has a paralyzing fear of conflict -Levi,Mammon,Satan
mc rubbing their hand while they cuddle/hold hands 
Mammon cuddling with s/o that falls asleep
the demon bois + solomon, simeon, & lilith as make up
the demon bros + simeon react to pokemon
Dirty Dancing Mc -Luci,Mammon,Satan,Asmo,
Obey me boys as pick up lines ⚠️ nsfw ⚠️
Clumsy Mc whose embarrassed of her accident scars
Homesick Mc
brothers having unrequited feelings for an MC who prefers non-demons -coming soon
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obeymeoof · 4 years
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Could I get some headcanons for Belphegor as a romantic partner to someone who is really submissive and clingy? ;0; thank you!!!
oh boi,my first request.Thank you so much!
Loves the fact that you’re clingy. That means he never has to use a bunch of energy to go looking for you and he is always guaranteed a snuggle buddy.
He is just as clingy. Dosen’t like when his brothers or anyone else touches you or goes anywhere with you without him.That’s valuable time that HE could be spending with you. Uses naps as an excuse to keep you in his arms and within his sight. Not to mention that he seems to be openly possessive with
Actually loves the fact that you’re submissive as well despite his lazy nature.
Loves the control his submissive s/o gives him. Considering his past, he feels the need to be able to dominate his human s/o and it gives him great pleasure to do so.
It really gets him excited when you act pitiful and beg. So he is always sure to tease you ever so slowly in an almost lazy manner until he gets his fill of seeing you squirm.
I can see him being into a bit of orgasm denial if the mood hits him but even he cant wait that long before finally giving in.
Slow and sluggish thrusts to begin with but quickens a little when hes close to finishing.
Will be up for a little aftercare and snuggles afterwards but more than likely will immediately fall asleep with an inescapable but comfortable grip on
Ahhhh I hope this was good enough! I was super nervous the entire time I was writing this haha. btw i will be using the tag dirtydemons for nsfw stuff just in case tumblr tries to eat my stuff
2/10/2020  
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obeymeoof · 4 years
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I'd like to request Headcanons, MC really misses the human world and every little thing reminds them of the human world so the brothers (separately) take them there for 24hrs to do some human activities maybe a little picnic in a park, or just being around other humans, walking in the streets and stuff like that. I think it would be very cute ^^
It WOULD be very cute ❤️ uwu
*heads up: Im not quite sure but I swear that i read somewhere that only Lucifer and diavolo can open the doors between realms but forgive me if i'm wrong and please let me know if i'm wrong :p*
Lucifer
If you wanted to make a visit to the human world you could have just asked. He can pass freely through the realms as he pleases.
Realizes he's busy pretty much all of the time but if you really want to go he will make time for his dear human.
He’ll take an entire day off and spend it hanging out with you and going wherever you want to.
Will take you to your hometown and ask you to show him your favorite places and to tell him about your childhood.
It's actually a very peaceful day out...until you get back to the house of lamentation that is
Mammon
It was obvious, even to him, that you hadn’t been your normal self recently. He saw that sad, longing look in your eye when you talked about your life in the human world.
This boy's heart aches seeing you like this.
Will buy you some items in the stores from the human world. And by buy i mean steal but you don't have to know that.
He’ll take you on a normal human-like date where you watch human movies together and then he’ll take you to the park and tell you to just pretend like the other demons are just humans at halloween time.
Will sneak you to the human world on the off chance that lucifer take him there
Levi
Levi is aware that you miss the human world but has no idea what to do about it.
Invites you to raids,gives you some manga to try and even offers to let you hold one of his ruri-chan plushies! Nothing seems to be working
Desperate times call for desperate measures. So he pulls an all nighter looking through all his romance mangas to figure out just what you want.
He finds his inspiration in a really lovey dovey book where a guy takes his lover a basket full of handmade food and takes them out for a picnic on the beach at sunset.
Spends the remainder of the day making food and preparations.
When it’s finally time he’ll be too excited to be nervous and all but pushes you out the door to go to the beach.
Has a blanket set out in the sand with the various food spread out on it. Also set up a blanket projector with a sunset on it since the devildom doesn't really have a sun.
Its not exactly like what you remember but it's touching nonetheless.
Satan
By now, Satan knew you very well but this wasn't a side of you he had seen since your stay in the devildom.
After very little deducing and “detective work” it became evident that you were homesick.
He’ll gather all books he has that were written by humans and about humans and offer to read them to you while he holds you.
Will also gather any and all human movies he can find even if he has to go buy some from the devildom stores and binge watch them with you to try to make you feel more at home
Asmo
Asmo catches on immediately
He can pick up on all kinds of desire, not just sexual.
Convinces Lucifer to take you and him to the human world while he's doing business up there so that you guys can do human things together.
immediately makes a spa appointment and makes you go whether you want to or not. Stress causes wrinkles and he is NOT about to let his precious MC get wrinkles.
Takes you various clothing stores and buys you whatever clothes you want but is definitely going to have you model ALL of them before you get them.
Makes sure you have fun and that you have a smile on your beautiful face when it's time to leave.
Honestly you'll probably be exhausted by the end of it
Beel
Beel is very empathetic and it crushes him to see you missing your family and home. In some way he can totally understand.
If you’re reluctant about admitting you miss it, Beel will somehow subtly coerce it out of and get you to tell him about your favorite parts of the human world that you miss
When you mention something about missing certain foods, he will be all over that. This boy knows how to cook and he's going to use that talent to help you.
Spends a lot of time figuring out how to make your favorite human foods and works on it until he gets it perfect.
Has an entire feast of your favorite foods and more.
“I know it's not a lot but I hope it's ok for now” Beel please, there's not even any room left on the table.
Belphie
When Belphie realizes you're feeling homesick he feels sad for you. He really does understand.
After being a prisoner in his own home and being forced to stay away from his family, he gets it.
He’ll ask you what he can do to make it better because hes really not sure of what to do other than taking you home. And he was not about to ask lucifer for help
Ends up doing what he does best...laying in the bed. Though this time he’ll pull you down with him and talk about the human world with you, even though its hard for him to do
He’ll listen to your stories and tell you some of his own from when he used to visit the human world
Won’t fully admit it but he's incredibly interested in how the world had changed since he was last there.
It ends up being quite therapeutic for both of you
So these didnt really come out how I wanted exactly but I hope theyre enjoyable none the less <3
4/21
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obeymeoof · 4 years
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general cooking headcanons for the demon boys? Like what kind of dishes the boys would make when it's their day to cook? Whose the best at it and who's the worst?
This actually took me a while to write since im not much of a foodie nor do I know how to cook ;-; but it was really fun and I put more thought into it than was needed. I also struggled with who would be the top three ha.
In first place we have:
Beel
It only makes sense that the avatar of gluttony would be an amazing cook.
With as much as this boy eats, surely he would have to rely on himself to make enough to relieve that hunger.
Makes foods that would be very filling and of course taste good
 Uses  a ton of meat and potatoes
Its also canon that he cooks for his brother
So Beel wins due to his stockpile of recipes and knowing flavors and such after having tasted anything and everything.
What he would cook? Prime Rib With Potatoes. Keeps your tummy full and your taste buds happy
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In 2nd place: 
Asmo
So he was originally lower on the list but I feel like having the ability to cook food would have some role to play when he’s seducing people
People DO say the quickest way to someone’s heart is through their stomach after all
There are 2 ways asmo could go. He seems like someone that would like pasta and salad, So of course I came to the conclusion that he would make pasta salad.
However, he is also very flashy so its totally possible that asmo would make something that is equally as flashy. For example, lobster tortellini with white wine cream sauce
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In 3rd place:
Satan 
I put him in 3rd place mainly because he has probably read a bunch of cook books out of curiosity or pure boredom.
The only reason he isn’t farther up/ number one is because I feel as though he would always need to have the recipe out no matter how many times he has made it
Would make sushi when its his day to cook. He can give the extra fish to the cats in the streets and befriend them all 
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In 4th place:
Belphie
Very good at making comfort foods that feel you up and make you sleepy
He is lower on the list because sometimes he gets lazy and dosen’t season it right or will fall asleep while making it and burn it.
Likes making food that will keep him satisfied for a while because it allows him to go into hibernation without being disturbed by hunger pains.
Will make beef stew on his day.
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5th place is:
Levi
Levi made it into third place thanks to his shut-in otaku nature.
Knows how to cook the foods that are in his animes.
However they’re not always the healthiest.
Anything past his anime cuisines though and hes completely lost.Has an awful diet other than that.
Would totally cook ramen or katsudon
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In 6th place:
Lucifer(contains a little spoiler about one of the devilgram stories)
My original thought process was that Lucifer would be in the number one or 2 spot seeing as how he takes on the caregiver role in the house of lamentation 
But, I remembered that in “Lucifer’s Melancholy”, he completely botched a batch of cookies. Like, it didn’t even look like cookies. 
So I think he is pretty bad at cooking.
But, as the avatar of pride, he can’t let the others know that. So he will instead, very strategically pick something very simple to cook.Something that looks good enough to seem like it had a fair amount of effort put into it, but not be too hard to make.
Would make black bean stuffed sweet potatoes.
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anddd in last:
Mammon
has potential to be higher but surprise, surprise! Hes too greedy.
Time is money! So of course he dosen’t have time to be wasting on making some extravagant, well thought-out dinner. He’s got money to spend make!  
Will straight up bail out on his cooking duties or make something like macaroni and cheese. Might put some frozen chicken tenders and fries in the oven.If he is feeling really giving, he will make tacos. But he will only cook the meet and chop up the tomatoes, lettuce, and other stuff. The brothers can do the rest on their own
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2/12/2020
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obeymeoof · 4 years
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Mammon cuddling with his bf s/o when s/o falls asleep on him
Bon Appétit
Mammon had been blabbering away about how amazing he is, what money schemes he had planned, and how he planned to dodged Lucifer punishments when he finally stopped long enough to look over at you and realize you had fallen asleep.
“hey, Mc I...oh”
For a second he just stares up at the ceiling not sure of what to do.
you were asleep so there was no point in talking to you right now anyways. plus, with you wrapped around him like a koala he was unable to move.
not that he minded you being there
he would let out a sigh and look down at you and-oh...oh no...you're cute!
it’s not as if you weren't always cute but something about having you asleep in his arms pulled at his heart strings.
would gently toss his arm around you or wiggle around to get comfy.
He would plant a quick peck on your forehead before blushing a bit and hoping he didn't wake you.
in the end he would join you in your nap.
in the unfortunate case that he had to pee, he would not get up to go in fear of disturbing you. Unless he was really about to let loose. But not until then
2/25/2020
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