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punkeropercyjackson · 2 months
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Nonshipping examples except the third obviously but this needed to be said
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historyhermann · 1 year
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"Carmen Sandiego": An Enthralling Animated Series [Part 3]
Continued from part 2
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Chief looks at a file about Carlotta Valdez, Carmen's long-lost mother
The series goes beyond a fun and low-stress 1990s game show, Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?. While there are educational geographical lessons aimed at kids, Carmen is often in mortal danger and "out of reach" of those chasing her. One fan recently counted 71 near-death experiences for Carmen throughout the series. So much for this being solely for kids!
This article was originally meant for The Geekiary. I submitted the article in mid-August 2022, on August 16, and it got sent back for edits, and even after a long conversation with one of the editors, including re-submitting the article a second time, I decided to publish it on my own (see original post for details) It was published on my History Hermann WordPress blog on Jan. 2, 2023.
Carmen does not go on her missions alone. Apart from Player, South Boston siblings Zack (Michael Hawley) and Ivy (Abby Trott), help her as part of Team Red. Zack is often the getaway driver due to his lack of experience with undercover work.
In contrast, Ivy either runs interference using her engineering skills or makes disguises. In this way, she is like Monique in Kim Possible or Tomoyo in Cardcaptor Sakura, who make outfits for eponymous protagonists of those series.
Specifically, for Carmen, the tools that Ivy provides her ensures she is prepared for any situation. This enhanced by her array of outfits, her expert skill at blending in, even she shows her face.
A major plotline throughout Carmen Sandiego is her quest to learn more about herself and her past. In a clever twist, her famous nom de plume comes from a red trenchcoat she steals from VILE's bookkeeper, Cookie Booker. "Carmen Outerwear" is emblazoned on the coat's back. The coat also says it is from San Diego, California.
She gains many other names throughout the series. Player calls her "Red". Her friends Zack and Ivy call her "Carm". Rito Moreno's inclusion as the voice of Cookie in the series is a nod to the fact that she voiced Carmen in the 1990s Where on Earth Is Carmen Sandiego? series.
In the 1990s animated series, Carmen does learn about her past. In the final episodes of that series, she wrestles with the fact that a wealthy industrialist named Malcolm Avalon may be her father. This series explores that more directly.
Carmen carries three Russian nesting dolls with her when she comes to VILE Isle. While this might, at first, suggest some possible Russian ancestry, it is likely a red herring. In any case, her past is very important to her. VILE exploits this, hoping there will be an irreparable rift between Carmen and Shadowsan (Paul Nakauchi).
The latter is a Japanese stealth teacher that Carmen detested in crime school. It is later revealed that he left out certain details from the official report about Carmen's childhood home in Argentina being burned to the ground.
In a nod to the original series, Carmen and ACME (Agency to Classify and Monitor Evildoers) are on opposite sides. While Carmen is often running from ACME agents, in one episode she has Player hack into the ACME mainframe. It confirms that Chief, otherwise known as Tamara Fraser (Dawnn Lewis), killed her birth father, Dexter Wolfe.
Chief serves as an important secondary character. She communicates with her agents through a hologram beamed from a pen. She appears in the interactive special, To Steal or Not To Steal, if you click the "wrong" option, causing Bellum's devices to erase Zack and Ivy's minds.
Later on in the series, Carmen asks ACME to find her mother for her. Carmen Sandiego reveals in season 3 that a woman named Carlotta Valdez is her mother. In the last episode of the show, she enters an orphanage run by her mother, meeting her.
Continued in part 4
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jazzymarie1006 · 2 months
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Five animated black girls I adore so much and a couple of outfits of theirs that I adore so much!
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limaisstilldrawing · 2 years
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another one!
we really missed out on more of the extended kp friend squad hanging out and having fun together 🥺
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sharperthewriter · 10 months
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In this commission pic a friend did for me on Deviantart, Kim and Monique are picking out dresses for the upcoming Senior Prom at Middleton High. It took the two a full hour, but Kim finally picked Miss Perfect for the Prom for Ron with Monique giving her patented Fashion Stamp of Approval. Of course, Bonnie and Junior are going to try to ruin their night. XD :P 
The artwork was not done by me. It was done by and given full credit to RetroNeb on DA. You can check out his awesome art linked right here: https://www.deviantart.com/retroneb
As for the dress, I chose this particular one and for those of y’all that are longtime KP fans, you would recognize the dress as the one done by the late KP great CommanderArgus from this pic right here: https://www.deviantart.com/commanderargus/art/Kim-and-Ron-at-the-Senior-Prom-32681706
It was a shame that we did not see a Senior Prom episode in Season 4. :( 
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creatorping · 3 months
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as prompted by @flowery-laser-blasts, super long post ahead!
SHUGO CHARA X KP
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Note: Shugo Chara is a shoujo, magical-girl anime from the 2000’s. Charas have their own names and a simple color palette. They are a small persona of their owners’ dreams and reflect different selves. They provide the owner special abilities when merged. (Ex. Shown in poster. The pink-hair girl, Amu, has 4 charas: Ran: Athletic, confident Miki: Artistic, cool Sue: domestic skills, caring Dia: Idol, to shine)
These are some personalities/abilities for kp characters I can think of.
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[Shego] Tina (Teacher): takes charge, likes to correct mistakes, drills info into people, gets very proud if student reaches to her expectations.
Ability: listener(s) will believe whatever sentence Shego says as the absolute truth for 1 minute. (Once per day)
[Drakken] Ernie (Mad Scientist): reckless, ambitious, loves a good dad joke, holds grudges
Ability: complete understanding of any machinery that will help improve it immensely or create a new invention
[Kim] VivI (Cheerleader): very competitive, confident, a burst of energy.
Abilities: super strength, speed, (explains most of her physical skills during missions)
Angie (Girly Girl): loves fashion, beauty, and fun things. Often carefree & mischievous. Hates stress.
Ability: pulls out gadgets disguised as beauty products (laser lipstick, stink lipgloss, tracking foundation, etc) from her purse
[Ron] Jynx (Celebrity): reflects Ron’s wish for popularity, has unique charm, can socialize like a fish in water, improv master
Blaze (Monkey Ninja): Ron’s monkey power side, mysterious, only awakens when in rage
Ace (Athlete): prideful, tends to overthink
Ability: proficiency in any sport
Rye (Chef): calm and collected, multitasker, finds joy in sharing his creations
Abilities: culinary arts, craftsmanship
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[Yori] Tsuki (Ninja): quiet, stealthy, goes with the flow. Loyal and protects her loved ones
Ability: dual-wielding fan, short-term invisibility
[Bonnie] Reyna (Queen): Strategic, quick-thinker. Vain and often driven by emotions
Ability: Huge charisma, anyone who believes in her crown will fall towards her demands.
[Junior] Celeste (INTERNATIONAL POP SENSATION): upbeat, optimistic, knows how to hype up a crowd. Feeds off of praise and love
Ability: Make anyone admire him to the point of a crazed fan. (Dispels when they hear someone else sing); Disco dance balls that hypnotize people to gather up and dance! until….?
[Joss] Jade (Cowgirl): bubbly sweet, helpful, and hyper. Can easily forget small details.
Ability: robot horse stampede; insane control of lasso
[Monique] Jacqueline (Fashion Designer): Sassy, stands up for herself and others. Loves a good dynamic.
Ability: dress up doll (whatever outfit she draws in her book will appear on the actual target)
[Wade] Digit (Intel): always prepared with technology. knows everything about everyone, Gossip KING. thinks that all problems can be solved with science
Abilities: short-distance teleportation. can create a holographic image of himself as decoy
[Jim and Tim] Hex & Bolt (Engineers): curious pranksters, thirty for knowledge. Have inside jokes, genius little comedians. Pretty filial inside.
Abilities: makes crazy innovative technology, twin telepathy, thick thinned (less easily injured during experiments)
which ones are your favorite? (。・ω・。)ノ
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flowery-laser-blasts · 4 months
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Had the weirdest dream that there was a new KP movie but the art style was updated and leaned more towards comic book styles like watchmen.
Synopsis: Dr. Drakken manages to abduct wade and turn him evil so he can make doomsday machines and most importantly brain manipulating chips. Kim and Ron try to go after him to rescue wade but Drakken managed to get the chips implanted on so the other villains and now all of them are a hive mind in which Drakken can directly control them . For some reason he also gains muscles from it and I remember saying "did they make him buff AGAIN!?" Though this time it was more tasteful. So then ALL the villains fight Kim and Ron at once splitting them up in different directions. Kim almost falls but gets pulled in by Monique and surprisingly Bonnie as well. They're there to help (Bonnie is there because SSJ got imprisoned) and so they all try to find a way to get to Drakken.
I haven't seen the ending of the movie because a scary cloaked in black and grease haired troll appeared from the darkness of the room and stole the dvd. I tried chasing and fighting him but then I remembered I had to buy a sofa with some money i borrowed from a friend but it turned into sand...
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bcbdrums · 9 months
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Best and worst Kim Pissible episode in your opinion?
ohhhhh.... not favorite, but actual opinion on best and worst....
okay well....i think we have to exclude Grande Size Me. there is universal agreement that that one is the worst. it was designed to be bad, and it was bad.
okay so.... worst episode... there's a few i could pick, but i'm gonna go with The Cupid Effect. it's...not funny. wade is the age of kim's brothers, i think everyone forgets... so he's like...at least six years younger than monique? he's like, 12? when he makes this ray to manipulate her feelings. it's EXTREMELY unethical. is it something a baby villain kid with uncontrolled seemingly limitless power like wade might do? yeah...maybe. he's shown plenty of questionable morality throughout the series.
and then, ron gets in on it... ron knows better, should know better, that what wade is doing is wrong. yeah it's "just a cartoon" but i didn't ilke the message that was being sent here... and overall, it just wasn't entertaining? i'd have to watch it again, but it's in my list of 'forgettables' or 'skips.' one i would only ever watch if i was doing a straight binge, you know?
best episode... ohhhh boy that is WAY harder. it's almost impossible to choose one.
..............i just noticed the typo in your ask. LOL oops sorry i just died cackling. okay anyway.
i haven't done a full watch of the show in awhile, but i think i'm going to go with "Naked Genius" unless i think of something else. the writing was on point, the humor was great, the plot was solid, and the six main characters (kim, ron, rufus, wade, drakken, and shego) all got to do something. no one was shortchanged in dialogue or screen action. ron 'learned his teen lesson' as it were, in how disney serials and sitcoms of the era are typically supposed to go. it hits all the marks, is clever, and never gets old.
there's others that check all these boxes too, but i feel like this one checks them the best. and, you don't really need much prior knowledge coming into the episode? someone could watch this as their first ever KP episode i think and get the idea.
you've got me wanting to do a full rewatch lol, not through my shipping goggles but to compare episodes for things like this. thanks for the ask!!
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tuxedaaron · 1 year
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Come on, people. I CAN'T be the only one who thought this. ^_^ It's true, Kim Possible hadn't been on the airwaves for a while when “Ultimate Spider-Man” first started airing. But when Mary Jane was introduced, it was all-too clear that KP's influence was abundantly felt. Because not only was the "Ultimate" incarnation of MJ sporting an almost identical hairstyle, she also had no shortage of guts, either. While she may not have been the one on the show doing the back flips and throwing the punches, anyone who's willing to jump headlong into the middle of a Hulk-fueled rampage without so much as a second thought has definitely got a touch of Kimberly Ann inside her. Pile on the whole thing about Marvel being owned by Disney and that adds up to an awful lot of coincidences. Prove me wrong, folks.  So, to that end, I felt it was appropriate to give her the recognition she deserved.  Not long after,  I got a request from a DA member who wanted to see a pic featuring Monique, Wade and Rufus, demonstrating another animated character that is almost impossible to deny as being cut from the same KP cloth.  Specifically, the Ben 10: Alien Force/Ultimate Alien incarnation of Gwen Tennyson. Let me know what you think.  In the meantime, enjoy the pics. ^_^
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reina-royale · 3 months
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Thoughts About "Clean Slate"
Obviously, I have thoughts.
And they're mostly about Kim/Ron.
More specifically, the fact that Kim doesn't remember the fact that she and Ron are dating.
Even more specifically, he reaction to being told they're dating.
Ron: No, not to worry. I’ll have KP back in time for dinner. After school I’ll give her a refresher around Middleton. It’ll be like a second first date.
Kim: Are you hitting on me?
Ron: Um, Kim, we are dating. I’m your boyfriend.
Kim: Boyfriend? Oh, wait, you’re serious?
So, here we have Kim finding the idea of her dating Ron amusing. She doesn't take it seriously, and doesn't seem interested in the idea.
I realize that Kim can't remember anything at the moment, and thus she's not really acting like herself.
But it's kind of unfair that Ron is the last thing Kim remembers.
Ron, who should be the most important person in Kim's life.
Ron, who is certainly the most integral person in Kim's life.
Ron, who is the biggest constant in Kim's life, the person she's spent the most time around, and she doesn't remember dating him until the end of the episode.
And it's annoying when we get scenes like this:
Ron: Hey, just take it slow, Kim. Nothing to worry about. You’re among friends.
Bonnie: Unh. Just learned to walk, K?
Ron: Except for Bonnie!
Kim: Bonnie? Oh, Bonnie! She and I are on the same cheer squad, right? So we’d be friends.
Monique: Ron, Wade told me. Lost memory. How’s she doing?
Ron: Eh, a little sketchy in some areas, particularly relationships. You know, she needs to remember things on her own, so don’t expect Kim to just--
Kim: Monique? Monique! I remember you! The first time I met you was at Club Banana. We’re, like, best friends.
Ron: Now, you can’t tell me that you don’t remember Bueno Nacho.
Kim: How could I forget? The center of the cheese and chip universe. Home of the naco and managed by Ned.
Ron: How is it you remember everything but the fact that we’re a couple?
Kim: Couple of what?
Ron: People who are dating.
Kim: Are you sure that we were dating? I mean sometimes people read a little more into things than they should, right?
Ron: OK, look, photo evidence, K.P.
Kim: Oh, wait a minute.
Ron: Prom, dancing, the kiss.
Kim: You called me in the middle of the night once to ask about us dating.
Ron: Yes!
Rufus: Yeah!
Kim: Then you said I melted.
Ron: No, ok, no, that was just a dream.
Kim: So we were dating in a dream you had?
Ron: Well, yes, in the dream, but also--
Kim: Why is my watch beeping?
Ron: Wade.
Kim: Hi, uh, Wade?
Ron: How did you remember his name?
Kim: You just said it.
Ron: Oh, right.
Wade: How are you doing, Kim?
Kim: Wade? Oh, Wade! Better. I’m starting to remember stuff.
Ron: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Shego, you tell her. Kim and I are dating, right?
Shego: What? For real? Oh, come on. That never made any sense to me. I mean--
Ron: See? That wasn’t a no. Unh.
Kim: Glowing hand. Glow…Go…Shego!
Wade: Ron? Ron fought Shego? Alone?
Kim: Well, I don’t know if fought is the right word.
Ron: Sure it is. I fought. Fought for my life.
Wade: Well, hopefully this will help Kim remember her fighting skills.
Kim: Cheer practice?
Wade: Well, so far all of your memories have been triggered by some event or meeting. Good luck.
Bonnie: Hello? Late for practice much?
Ron: OK, don’t let Bonnie get to you and whatever you do, don’t listen to anything she says. You’ll be fine.
Bonnie: I don’t know what your problem is, Kim. I knew this would happen when you started dating Naco Boy.
Ron: Aha, Kim, you see? Do you see? I’m Naco Boy.
Kim: Yeah, I shouldn’t listen to what Bonnie says.
It's not fair that Kim can't remember dating Ron, her best friend of 10+ years, someone who is extremely important to her, until he loses his pants again.
She remembers everything about Monique after just running into her in the halls.
She vaguely remembers Bonnie after running into her, and gets her full memory of Bonnie, including a complicated cheer routine, back after one try.
She remembers Bueno Nacho by just showing up.
She remembers Wade after a phone call.
She remembers Shego as soon as her hands start glowing.
And she remembers Drakken and how to fight before she even goes to confront him again.
But she can't remember Ron until the end of the episode?
This is unfair to everyone.
Especially since Kim is, for some reason, so resistant to the idea of them dating.
I mean, I guess I can understand not immediately believing you're dating some random guy, but Ron's not some random guy.
Kim still remembers their friendship, and trusts him on everything else.
But she doesn't accept that they're dating.
She won't even consider the idea.
And, if dating Ron was as important to her as cheerleading, fighting Shego, hanging out with Monique, or going to Bueno Nacho, shouldn't something have triggered her memory earlier?
Especially since Ron is involved in pretty much every aspect of Kim's life?
But, no, she doesn't remember until he loses his pants.
Not riding on the back of his scooter, which she did during the Li'l Diablos incident which, coincidentally, was the same day they started dating.
And did several other times before Kim got her own car.
Not going to Bueno Nacho, which they do all the time.
Not cheerleading, which Ron happens to be kind of involved in as the mascot.
Not even seeing Ron, which was enough for her to completely remember Monique and Wade (over video!) and kind of remember Bonnie.
No, the only thing that triggers Kim's memory of Ron is that he loses his pants.
And the fact that nothing but Ron losing his pants triggers her memory of them dating, implies that, on a subconscious level, that's how she views Ron.
Not as her boyfriend, but as her clumsy, bumbling, inept sidekick who's always losing his pants.
And everyone - Kim, Ron, us viewers - deserved better.
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gothicthundra · 2 years
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KP Character Fashions
Okay this is going to be my final post unless someone wants something or someone particular. But wrapping up the KP fashion collection. We got Ron, Shego, and Drakken. For Bonnie, Monique, or Kim click their names.
Thanks!
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danglovely · 5 months
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Kim Possible Episode Tiers: The F-Tier
We're conflating in the D-tier because I don't find it useful to discern "kind of bad" against "utter failure" in a show that I enjoy.
I should also emphasize the point that this is a show I really really like and I don't want to knock anyone's favorite episodes. This is just the group that I, personally, am the least fond of.
That said, there's a range of reasons to be in this tier from complete forgettability to being very memorable episode that has some problems. It's worth it to note that I didn't find any of these episodes particularly funny, because good humor is enough to save any KP episode for me.
Royal Pain: I like Rob Paulson and he does some great work on KP as a whole. However, Wally is a really annoying character and watching Ron bail on Kim for him wasn't great.
The Full Monkey: I'd say this is the weakest of the Monkey Fist episodes. The plot of it is mainly to lead up to the "Ron thinks Chippy is Kim" bit.
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And the Mole Rat Will Be CGI: I guess it makes sense that Jr's fame-obsession would lead to film production. I always feel like when a show decides to jump into an industry critique metanarrative, it's more for the benefit of the show's makers than the audience.
Adventures in Rufus Sitting: Does anyone actually enjoy escort missions?
Day of the Snowmen: It's about a meteorologist creating evil snowmen accidentally because she wanted more interesting weather to report on. It wasn't going to be a top-tier episode, even if it was full length.
Grande Size Me: There is one funny joke in this one and that's all the villains being concerned about Ron letting himself go. The rest is largely forgettable and the parts that I do remember are Ron being not great to Kim, which I've already stated are my least favorite plotlines.
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The Fearless Ferret: This is a nod to Batman Beyond, and I do appreciate it. That show is legitimately my favorite iteration of the animated Batmans (Batmen? Bats Man?). This is still kind of an annoying episode in that it spends a strange bit of time doing some industry critique surrounding washed up actors.
Chasing Rufus: I struggle to remember most of what happens in this episode other than Ron constantly getting bumped to first class because his seat keeps breaking. It's a three-way trip, Ron. Offer one of those seats to your girlfriend.
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Nursery Crimes: I honestly think that they started with the idea for Ron being turned into a baby and worked backwards.
Trading Faces: I'd call this one wasted potential. Camille Léon is KP's version of Clayface and her power is one that is rife with storytelling potential. So why on earth are we doing another Kim learns to appreciate her brothers plot?
I do need to draw attention to one of the sweeter moments . . .
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Roachie: Stephen Root is a treasure. I really don't have anything else positive to say about this one.
Fashion Victim: Framing Kim does get into one of those "more interesting" transformation plots I was talking about, but embedding it in the fashion world is rather pedestrian. The problem is that Kim is never really in danger of being accused for Camille's crimes and Monique's initial accusation seems rather ridiculous for the level of trust she and Kim ought to have built up over the years.
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souljellied · 1 year
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What would you have changed about the Kim Possible live action?
To start on a very oddly specific note: I get what they were trying to do with all of Kim's random flips and tumbleturns etc, but it really highlighted to me that some movements which look fine in a cartoon look absolutely unnatural in real life. I think they did some cartoony things great - Drakken and Shego still have big Cartoon Villain energy to them, and the school setting looked almost exactly as it does on the show which was neat!
But some of the action visuals did not translate well to live action. I'm not sure what I would have changed exactly, but the scene where Kim's running for the schoolbus and does a bunch of unnecessary flippy stuff went straight into Narm territory to me and that's the one I'm thinking about here. Keep the flips for the fight scenes, maybe?
Changing the setting: A timeskip with an older Kim and Ron would have allowed them to take the plot in a bigger and more grandiose direction. Replicating the animated show felt like a waste, really. Give Drakken and Shego some huge mega death laser (I can't remember what schemes they've done exactly... something they haven't done, but big and ridiculous and overambitious) or find a way to bring the aliens back! Dip into some of the show's lore (Team Go, Global Justice, or any of the bizarre worldbuilding around the fact that supervillains walk around everyday places in their costumes and no one bats an eye!)
Seeing Kim and Ron in university or jobs would fit with that theme of 'taking a step up' that just makes sense for a big budget movie. Fans of the show already saw Kim in high school, let's take the chance to see her somewhere different (in a setting that we're not constantly visually comparing with its animated counterpart).
Monique. WHERE WAS SHE I'M SO MAD. Same for the other secondary/tertiary characters, even if it's just cameos. Felix, Zita, Josh! The characters, even the less prominent ones, help make the world of KP what it is. It would have been nice for the movie to acknowledge more of them. I'd have liked the movie to have given us more things that built upon the world we knew and loved instead of ditching half of it.
Drakken and Shego were honestly great and so was Ron's casting. Kim's vibe felt... off. She's got insecurities but the movie put too much emphasis on those insecurities IMO. Kim's charisma is intense though, so I get it's hard for a young actress to pull off.
All in all, something dramatic and plotty and funny and ridiculous and grandiose that felt bigger than high school drama, really.
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brucenorris007 · 1 year
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I think it was a post @bcbdrums made about Kim’s development or lack thereof throughout the show that put this brainworm in my mind for how that character development might happen.
I imagine that, of all things, it’d be Bonnie who provides Kim a wakeup call to the degree of codependency she has with Ron, probably via some offhand comment meant to be mean. Perhaps her sisters have been all... Rockwaller since graduation and maybe Junior has been occupied or something, leaving her extra catty and she takes it out on Kim, naturally. Something like “Good luck dealing without your crutch, K.” After clarifying that by crutch she means Ron, Kim probably says something cute like “Did you mispronounce crush?” “Crushing only happens before dating.” Cut to Ron doing something Ron-ish. “I assure you, it’s possible to do both at once.” Bonnie calls Kim out on being honestly kind of... pathetic without her dork or her saving-the-world gig. Refer to: the episode where Kim tries to cope with Ron having other plans on a Friday. 
More stunned than hurt by Bonnie’s barbed commentary, Kim wonders and wanders and talks to anyone who isn’t Ron; when she asks Monique or her mother point-blank whether or not her BFBF is really her crutch, she gets a beat of tight smiles that don’t provide much consolation.  “Mon, I need a favor.”  “Talk to me, girl.”  “I need you tell me Bonnie’s wrong about”  “Bonnie’s wrong.”  “I haven’t told you what she said!”  “Girl, you call that a favor? That phrase is basically free catharsis for me.”  “She called Ron my crutch.”  “. . . . .” (Cue awkward breaking of eye contact)  “Mooooooon!”
Maybe her mom talks about how unique Ron and Kim’s situation really is, acknowledging all the good it’s done for Kim throughout her life and how lucky she is to have had a friend as steadfast and constant as Ron; on the other hand, it means Kim has never had to cope without that support before.
Kim gets introspective and that introspection spreads to other aspects of her life and things that’ve just been taken care of and who she is or wants to be outside of a hero and Ron’s girlfriend. She talks to her gran, her dad, then thinks she ought to try figuring it out herself and maybe she starts avoiding Ron, whether or not she means to, and the next time Ron sees Kim she’s laying on the couch, head propped at an uncomfortable angle, hair draped up on the backrest cushions. “Hey, uh, what’s up, KP?” Kim, who’s been without a mission or other excuse to physically vent her frustration and has thus fried her brain, flipping through channels with an aggressive CLICK of her thumb.  “I’m marinating.” She grumbles. “You sure? Cause from here it looks like you wanna snap the remote in half after it gave bad news about Club Banana.”
I dunno. Might be a starting point, might organize the above jumbled mess into something more fic-y and coherent at a later date. Just had to get this worm out of my head.
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bigbrainkatrina · 9 months
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Once Burned - a Kim Possible/Shego spy thriller
One year ago, Shego went under a deep cover mission with the Bermuda Triangle. Things turned sour fast and Shego betrayed Global Justice. In a desperate Hail Mary, Kim tries to retrieve her, and learns that things aren't quite what they seem.
“Kim… um, I—I can’t go with you.”
“Ron?”
“I… can’t do this anymore. You a-and me, it’s not working, I know you know that—”
“...Ron. Please don’t do this.”
“KP—I don’t   want   to do this. They’re—they’re making me.”
“Making you? R-Ron, we need to go stop the Seniors. Can you just—”
“You can   handle   the Seniors, Kim. All that we do, you got it. I’m—I’m Class A and you’re Class B…”
“But… no, Ron.”
“Betty wants me doing… I don’t know, bigger things, bigger things I can’t tell you about. I’m sorry, I… I have to do this, Kim. My powers need me to do this and… it’s just—the mission stuff. It’s all we have that’s making   us   work, and I’m… sorry, KP. I don’t want to hurt you, I just…”
“Ron, I love you. Whatever you need me to do to keep you here, I’ll… I’ll…”
“KP, it’s over. And I love you too. I love you more than you can understand.”
“So why are you doing this?!”
“God, I’m sorry, I… I gotta go. You gotta go too. You gotta go save the world now. Alone.”
“No… no! Ron, I can’t—I can’t do it without you, I—”
“No Kim. You can. Remember: you can do anything.”
“Kim, are you with us?”
~~KP~~
 10 Years Later
Kim snaps out of her reprieve and takes a moment to collect her surroundings.
Rumbling all over. The steel plated floor vibrates against her palm. Her breaths are shallow and she feels cold. She pulls her winter coat closer to her purple tunic and looks to her right, where the friendly yet concerned voice is coming from.
Wade Load. Now twenty five years old, he’s as plump as ever with some facial scruff. Still weird seeing him in person. 
“Finally awake, eh?” he jokes.
Kim frowns. She’s in a Global Justice aircraft, with a parachute loaded backpack strapped tightly to her torso. By this point, they should be soaring over Colorado. Over Middleton. She hasn’t been there in years. 
Too bad it’s for a mission. 
“And they call  me  a space cadet with my head in the clouds,” a nasally voice whines from her left. That surprises her. Who else could be here—Drakken. Doctor Drakken. A blue man with a ratty ponytail and scar below his left eye. He wears his traditional lab coat and a thick winter coat like her. She looks ahead.
“Sorry, yeah, I spaced out,” Kim mutters. “Which one of you am I working with again?”
Wade raises an eyebrow. “You don’t know? Kim, c’mon.”
“Oh no! No no no no no no!” Kim gasps in a panic, simultaneously whipping her whole body against her hips to look at Drakken, her apparent partner. “Not  you , right? Please tell me I’m not—”
“I’m crushed!” Drakken moans. 
Kim rolls her eyes. “Who thought this was a good idea? It’s a joke, right?”
“Aw geez, Kim, dude,” Wade frowns. “He’s right there. And for the record, this is on  you  for not playing nice with Team Impossible.”
“Those guys suck,” Kim grumbles, looking back over at Drakken again. “I’ve worked with them, you, Hego, Will Du, Felix, Monique, Bonnie, I mean, guys, I’ve worked with  Junior  of all people! And the one time,  the one time  I worked with someone who could actually keep up with me—uh, no offense Wade.”
“None taken,” Wade frowns.
Kim continues, throwing her hands into the air, “The one time I worked with someone who could actually keep up with me, she turned out to be evil!”
“Evil?” Wade echoes with confusion. Drakken raises an eyebrow with a similar energy. “You mean Shego? When did you work with Shego?”
“Yes, I don’t recall that, Kimberly Ann,” Drakken frowns.
Kim winces; she wasn’t supposed to bring that up. “Uh, sorry, I must have been thinking about the Lowardian Invasion or something… heh heh.”
Wade observes Kim carefully, then shrugs. “Okaaaaaay.”
Drakken leans forward with a sharp intake of breath, as if he’s about to say something important. But instead his face falls and he leans back into place. “I’ll have you know, Kimberly Ann, that I’m much geniuser than Shego! I think you’ll be quite surprised by my abilities on the field.”
Kim stares blankly at him. “Uh huh… okay, Wade, how about you sitch us already?”
Wade rolls his eyes, and pulls a remote out from his GJ uniform. He clicks a button, and the hatch before Kim and Drakken opens up, revealing the cold night sky. Vicious winds rush through, whistling and howling. 
“You both have five seconds to make the jump,” Wade says carelessly.
“Oh okay,” Kim chirps.
“What?!” Drakken blurts out, going pale in the blue face. “Wait—can we, erm, do a flyaround—”
Wade smirks. “No.”
Kim pats Drakken on the shoulder playfully. “See you in a few, Drak.”
She jumps. Her ponytail whips behind her head, and the wind rushes into her face. She grits her teeth through it, forcing her eyes to stay open.
Down below, she sees what looks to be some kind of military compound. There’s gray warehouse after gray warehouse, all arranged in a grid. From up high, the streetlamps appear to her as blips and they are beautiful.
She smiles and spreads her arms like wings. Despite the circumstances, she feels calm. 
Behind her, she hears a distant shriek. 100% it’s Wade physically shoving Drakken out of the plane. But soon it fades as the wind overcomes her. Until Wade starts talking in her earpiece.
“ Montgomery Fiske, also known as Monkey Fist, has threatened to level the entire state of Colorado with two nuclear bombs  …” Wade monologues. “  ...unless Ron is to sacrifice his powers to him, which is not an option. ”
Kim narrows her eyes; from her understanding, Ron is off-world right now, defending Earth from invading Lowardians. The Lowardian Invasion back in ‘07 was just the beginning.
“ We have managed to pinpoint the location of the bombs to the Villain Timeshare Labs located in Middleton  ,” Wade explains. “  Your mission is to defuse both. We don’t know where the bombs are, so Kim you should take the West Side of the compound and Drew, I think you should go East.”
“ Which way is East ?” Drakken moans, only able to be heard through her earpiece. 
Kim rolls her eyes. “It’s behind you, Big D.”
“ Don’t call me that. ” 
Kim smirks, and focuses on what’s ahead. The timeshare lab complex gets closer, and closer, the ground enlarging and giving way to more and more detail. Tiny black dots patrol the warehouses, they must be Monkey Fist’s army of monkey ninjas. 
She aims her body like a rocket, falling and falling. The skylight to her chosen warehouse grows near and at the last second, Kim flips mid flight, and she pulls the string on her parachute. 
Fwoomp!
The parachute pulls against her, dragging her out of her dead fall. She lands on the roof beside the skylight, and drops a knee. Waits for some change in formation from down below, but there’s nothing. Apparently none of the Monkey Ninjas saw her. (She assumes the black dots are Monkey Ninjas… though from her vantage point the troops look awfully tall to be Monkey Ninjas.)
The timeshares are arranged in a grid, unfortunately too far apart for her to go roof jumping. Without proper intel, she can’t even ‘skip’ this warehouse so she tiptoes to the dead center of the roof where there’s a skylight. Quietly she goes for her laser lipstick, and starts blasting out the bolts to the skylight. It’s something that she’s done a million times over, so she takes a look around and notices two problems right off the bat.
Firstly, Drakken has already unleashed his parachute… practically one mile into the air. 
Kim growls into her earpiece. “Drakken, what are you doing?!”
“ What am I doing?  ” he repeats sarcastically. “  I’m not Tom Cruise, Kimberly Ann; I’m playing it safe! ”
“Safe? You’re like a sitting duck up there!” Kim seethes. “If they see you—”
“ Kim  ,” Wade interrupts. “  I’m with you, but he can’t exactly fold his parachute back in—we’ll deal with it. Move on. ”
Kim grinds her teeth then shrugs it off. “Tell me about the ninjas—oh shit, hold on—” The final bolt skips out of its socket, and the skylight falls… but Kim catches it. Heavy, the massive piece of glass dips into the warehouse. Awkward to hold, Kim tenses and manages to lift the skylight up through the gap, and set it aside. She throws one foot through the gap, and readies her grapple line. “—I’m back. But the ninjas… those aren’t monkeys, right?”
The ninjas aren’t monkeys at all, she noticed while yelling at Drakken that they were walking, talking humans. 
“ No, I think those are people, which as you know isn’t Monkey Fist’s M.O.,  ” Wade sighs. “  I’m trying to ID them, but I got nothing. ”
“No ID, huh,” Kim sighs to herself. That sounds familiar to her, but she can’t quite place where it’s coming from. But out of her vast rogue’s gallery and network of connections, she knows someone who Wade wouldn’t be able to ID… but who?
She drops down into the warehouse, her grapple line unspooling. She lands on a hard cement floor and the lights turn on in her presence, shining through the windows like a beacon. “Oh great.”
Slamming at the door. Kim scans her surroundings: lots of golf clubs and barrels of exploding golf balls. Not much else. Definitely Duff Killigan’s. How classic of him to be so one-note. She snags a golf club from one of the duffel bags and spins it in her hand. Looks like a Driver club, at least, as far as she knows. Her only experience with golf is from Wii Golf, which she played with Ron before the break-up. 
The steel door flies off its hinges, and smoke pours into the room in a flurry. Two black-hooded heads that just peek over the top of the smog rush into the room, running in opposite directions. 
Kim leans into her heel and lets the two ninjas surround her.
She grins, and the ninjas charge her with a series of kicks and punches. Kim spins the golf club around her like a bow-staff in figure-eights and precise spins.  Clack! Clack! Clack! Flesh strikes steel in precise jabs. 
Kim blocks every blow coming her way. Trained as the ninjas might be, they telegraph their movements immediately. 
“It’s amateur hour, fellas,” Kim snarks.
A kick to the hip, a punch to the chin, a swipe at the neck, it doesn’t matter, she spins her golf club where she needs to, and emerges unscathed.
The ninja on her left goes by a high kick to the chin. Smirking, Kim slashes her club into the air and manages to hook the Driver against the man’s ankle. He whines in pain and she drags his foot higher into the air then spikes the club downard, whipping the ninjas into the cement. 
Kim whirls around and faces the second ninja. He scuttles backwards, hands raised for defense, and she charges him. Cartwheels forward and tries to kick him in the chest with both feet. He throws his body backwards and she lands before him, leaving her wide open. She spins the club horizontally at his head, but he ducks the blow—but before he can fully slip away she flips the club in an underhanded spin, and precision jabs the goon in the face. His body shoots backwards and falls flat on the ground.
Kim smiles at her handiwork, but the moment is short-lived. From the skylight, another ninja drops down. With two sais in hand, he swings at her. With the hilts to each sword as pointed as the blade itself, curved like a trident, it’s a deadly weapon. He swings and swings and swings. Kim dodges and dodges and blocks! But the sai cuts clean through the golf club and the top half tumbles to the floor. Frowning, she tosses the broken club aside and goes for a daring move. Her hands snap forward and grab onto the ninja’s wrists. She pushes and he resists, but his arms shake more than her. She’s stronger. 
With the ninja’s arms locked in place, it leaves the guy’s front wide open. So Kim takes advantage, she swings her head down and bashes her skull against his. He falls backwards, hands losing their grip on the sais, which clatter to the floor.
Kim kicks high and nails the ninja in the face. He collapses, down for the count. 
Kkkkk!  A boot scrapes against cement behind her. Kim tries to whirl around to face the incoming ninja, the first one she downed, but she’s not fast enough. She hears the blades cut through the air, so instead Kim focuses on dodging. She playfully dodges to the left, hands folded behind her back. Another  shwing!  and she bobs to the right. She bobs about, dodging blow after blow. When he swings at her ankles, she hops into the air.
Again and again, the ninja pursues her, but he can’t hit her, and somehow, despite not being able to see him, Kim knows each and every move he’s pulling. 
How does she know? she wonders.
The ninja swings both sais at her neck. She knows that move. Ron used it sometimes when his powers were recharging.
Kim ducks the blow and her hands snap upwards, clamping onto the ninja’s wrist. She struggles, holding the ninja’s arms high in the air. Simultaneously, her arms stiffen, locked into place just like the ninja’s. Deadlocked and stuck, neither have the advantage… until Kim grits her teeth and manages to twist her hips enough to kick the ninja in the stomach. He doubles back, and Kim—unable to resist—yanks the ninja’s hood off his face. 
Hirotaka. From Yamanouchi. 
Yamanouchi gave its sword to Monkey Fist?
Yamanouchi is a secret;  of course Wade wouldn’t be able to ID them! It makes sense.
But it doesn’t matter\, at least for now. So Kim kicks Hirotaka in the face, and he collapses like a broken toy. Sais once again clatter to the floor. Kim looks ahead, throws off her winter coat finally, and runs out the door and into the open night air. Looks up and Drakken is  still  making his way down. She rolls her eyes and looks around in a panic.
“Where do I need to go, Wade?”
“ Cut through the two ahead of you  ,” Wade chirps. “  That’ll get to you Monkey Fist’s, that’s my best guess. Passwords are going to be Coco Moo, Niener and Die Ron, Die. ”
“ Die Ron, Die is with spaces?” Kim notes.
“ And a comma, yeah. Monty’s has gotta be grammatically correct. ”
Kim stops at the first terminal to the first timeshare lab before her. Types it in rapidly. C-O-C-O M-O-O.
The door opens and Kim is greeted by a very familiar sight. Syntho-Drones lie dormant in their acid-filled glass containers, lined up along the walls. Kim hesitates, then sprints through. Takes in the sights. A death ray, a pool of electric eels, a few Weather Machines, and a mountain of cardboard boxes with cupcake logos.
She has to ask.
“Drakken, you—uh—still have your Timeshare Lab, huh?”
“ Hrm  ?” Drakken hums. “  Do I? ”
Kim laughs under her breath. “It’s been twelve years, Drew, you might want to, uh, get rid of this?”
“ I was wondering what that charge on my credit card was every month …”
Kim opens the door opposite the one she came in through and charges ahead to another Timeshare Lab. Types in the password. N-I-E-N-E-R and… this one is filled with plans. Charts and diagrams are smeared across the wall, alongside blueprints of evil devices and corporate ladders. It rings a bell but…
“ Hank Perkins, ” Wade answers for her.
“Hank Perkins!” she cries out with mirth. “I forgot about that guy. Uh, the villainy consultant, right?”
“ The same. ”
“ Ooh  !” Drakken cries out. “  Cupcake Hank? What’s it like in there? I’m in Dementor’s Timeshare right now  —” He pauses and repeats the name with disdain. “—  ugh, Dementor. But his Transportulator, WOW! Don’t tell him I said that though —” 
Kim blinks. “Drew, um, not to burst your bubble, but there’s a bomb going off soon? Maybe you should be, uh, looking for it?” 
“ Oh, erm, yes, I suppose…” Drakken mumbles, still in a trance.
“Drak!” Kim shouts as she exits Hank Perkins’s timeshare. “Up and at ‘em!”
“ Alright! ” he bemoans.
The next timeshare is up ahead, as ordinary as ever. She types in the password. D-I-E-R-O-N-,-D-I-E. The door opens revealing a dark space lit by torchlight. She slides to a stop and scans the space. Flickers of light illuminate aged and eroded monkey idols that are embedded into the walls. Kim keeps looking and at the center of the room she finds first of two bombs. The lid is already popped off, the wire exposed. She narrows her eyes and steps forward—
—only for Monkey Fist himself to drop down before her. Formerly raven black hair grayed with specks of white, his mutated skin aged and patchy, the years have not been kind to the monkey man.
Shuffling from outside as monkey ninjas crowd the entrance. Monkey Fist raises his hand, stopping the ninjas in place. He steps forward, the torchlight playing on his angry face.
“Where’s Stoppable?” Monkey Fist grunts, then looks at his minions. “Go. Find Dementor’s Transportulator, use it to escape.” He turns back to Kim. “Well?”
“Not coming,” Kim growls. “This is sick and wrong, Monty. You have to know that.”
Monkey Fist grinds his teeth. “What’s sick and wrong is that Stoppable child taking the Mystical Monkey Power from  me ! What’s sick and wrong is Stoppable being unwilling to sacrifice his powers to save millions of lives.”
“ Don’t let him talk, Kim  ,” Wade says. “  He’s stalling .”
Still though, Kim finds herself shaken. Because it is true. Doctor Director isn’t willing to give up Ron for  anything . It’s unlikely Ron even knows this caper is going down. 
Kim sprints at Monkey Fist, and Monkey Fist does the same.
“How long do we have?” she asks before shifting into a high kick at Monkey Fist’s jaw. 
“ Three minutes ,” Wade says, anxiety creeping into his voice. Ever confident in Kim’s abilities, it’s unlike him to be so stressed. Three minutes is plenty of time to make magic happen.
Monkey Fist leans back and his hand snaps at Kim’s ankle. He grabs it tight, and with all his might, he turns on his heel, and lifts Kim into the air. He swings her like a ragdoll, and throws her behind where he stood.
Kim spins through the air and soars over the bomb. It all happens fast, but in her mind’s eye things slow to a crawl. She looks down, and sees the matrix of wires looped over and over each other, and the sequence plays in her mind. Red-Purple-Green-Yellow-Brown-Blue-White. Her hands reach down and just as she passes over the bomb, she snatches the Red, Purple, and Green wires from their spots. Lands on her haunches and stares at Monkey Fist. 
“Stoppable’s not here, Monty. Because he’s Class A and you’re a Class B Threat. But I’m here,” Kim growls. “And I’m going to stop you.”
She vaults forward and flips over the bomb. It plays in her mind again as time slows. Yellow-Brown-Blue-White. She snags three of them, leaving the lone white wire behind and cartwheels over to Monkey Fist to—
—it doesn’t matter, Monkey Fist strikes first. Sends his leg crashing into her back as she flips forward. 
Crack!
Kim hits the floor, dust from the flooring smearing her tunic. She tries to boost herself up, but Monkey Fist presses one bare foot against her stomach. She squirms under his hold. He smirks and, before she can recover, he stomps her face in, heel of his foot nailing her in the nose. Her head bounces back, striking cement and rebounding up, blood squirting out of her nose, her face bruised. 
Monkey Fist goes for another stomp.
This time Kim reaches into her utility belt and comes back with a pistol. Aims it right at Monty’s face. He flinches and so does she.
Twelve years of being a Global Justice agent and she’s still never killed someone. 
Monkey Fist takes advantage of her lapse in judgment, and snatches the gun from her hands. Points it at her face. 
“Well, Miss Possible,” Monkey Fist tuts. “You’re quite the worthy adversary, and I do not enjoy our play, but if you die… well, they’ll just have to send Stoppable, won’t they?”
Kim presses her teeth together, trying to suppress the smile itching at the corner of her lips. 
And Monkey Fist fires.
Click! A hollow sound. He frowns and raises the gun to his eye level. Presses the trigger again and nothing. 
“What?” he exclaims.
In Monkey Fist’s lapse of focus, Kim strikes. Hits him like a freight train. Snaps her legs around Monkey Fist’s waist and flips him onto the floor. He hits it hard, the gun sliding out of his hand, not that it matters. She never loaded the thing so that she’d never be able to use it. Makes for a good sleight of hand at a moment’s notice however. 
Before Monkey Fist can regain his footing, Kim charges him. Grabs him by the waist and flips him completely upside down over her shoulder, then piledrives him headfirst into the floor. She feels him crash into the cement, his body twisting and contorting as she squeezes his body in like an accordion. Finally, when he can take no more abuse, he collapses in a heap, and so does she, at least briefly. She stumbles back up, and runs at the bomb, plucking out the white wire. 
The bomb shuts down with little fanfare. 
“Alright, that’s one down,” she barks into her earpiece. “We’ve got eyes on the other one?”
Wade answers immediately. “ Yes, it’s in DNAmy’s, but uh—we’ve got a problem. ”
Kim thinks for a second and starts her jog to DNAmy’s—wherever that is—and responds. “He forgot the sequence?”
“ Kind of, I’m trying to talk him through it, but the bomb sprayed him with some gas. Made his eyes like a dog’s or whatever, he can’t see color. Look, I’d talk it through with him, but I don’t know where the wires go. I only know the colors and I was thinking —”
“That won’t work, I don’t trust him to follow directions,” Kim charges into the open night air and turns. Her limbs snap against their joints, pushing her ahead as quickly as possible. 
Then Monkey Fist rounds the corner behind her, giving chase on all fours. Kim looks over her shoulder and sighs.
“ But Kim! You have one minute !”
“One minute is plenty.”
“ No it’s not! ”
“I don’t care,” Kim snaps. “Directions, I need directions.”
“Kim, you’re killing me over here,” Wade growls. “You’re going the right way. Pass by three more timeshares and it’ll be on the right.”
Sweat beads on her forehead. She wants to have faith in herself, she always cuts it close like this… but something about this whole caper feels… off.  First, the Yamanouchi Ninjas. Then Monkey Fist’s point about Ron being a no-show. But that is what they do at Global Justice; they don’t negotiate with terrorists. 
Now there’s this. Can she make it? Can she do it?
“ Remember  ,” Ron said long ago when they broke up. “  You can do anything. ”
And she can. She knows she can. She can—she can—she sees the timeshare up ahead. Panics. She doesn’t know the password, she doesn’t know the—
Another line plays in her mind.  Cuddle Monkey  . DNAmy used to call Monty her  Cuddle Monkey . 
She types in the code.
C-U-D-D-L-E-M-O-N-K-E-Y.
“Kim, the password is—”
“I know what the password is!” Kim snaps. “I just need to… need to… yes, door’s open, we must have thirty seconds, right?”
“ You have ten, Kim .”
Her heart nearly stops. She sees Drakken crouched helplessly over the bomb, she sees the wires. Around them, animals float in tankards. Experiments-to-be. She rushes to the center of the floor, drops a knee. Starts plucking away.
Red-Purple—Blue? No, Green! 
Her hands hover above the wires, her jaw drops. 
“ Kim  ?” Wade chokes from his end. “  Five. Four. Three …”
She remembers. Red Purple Green… she plucks them out as the colors flash in her mind. Yellow. Brown. Blue. 
The final wire: White. 
She reaches for it and—
—and—
Boom.
                                                            The bomb goes off. Heat pushes against Kim’s body, the light is blinding. She braces herself and—
—a globe of blue light materializes around the explosion, trapping the fire from escaping. Flame pushes against the blue light, and curls backwards like a wave. The explosion surges against itself, and Kim opens her eyes. Slowly, the globe of blue light shrinks inwards, and then becomes so small it crushes the explosion out of sight, out of reality. 
“Nooooo!” Monkey Fist howls, snapping Kim from her reprieve. “Where’s the kaboom?! There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboo—”
Boom.
Blue light explodes again, this time into a portal at least twelve feet tall. Light flashes from within, the light within the portal airy like storm clouds. Drakken and Monkey Fist both turn on the portal, jaws agape, not sure what to expect. But Kim? Kim groans and smacks her forehead. 
Another distant boom, and a flash of light through the portal. A silhouette appears as a blip that becomes larger fast, and then Ron Stoppable swoops out of the portal, and soars right at Monkey Fist. Grabs him by the throat, and jettisons him across the room, smashing into a tankard holding a baby elephant. Cracks splinter the glass, and a foreign, green liquid spits out the cracks only to retreat back inwards. Blue light burns along the cracks, resealing the glass as nothing was damaged to begin with.
Ron has barely aged since their high school days, Wade’s theorized it has something to do with Ron’s powers. The only hint that he’s in the beginning of his 30s is the occasionally white hair speckled along his blond head, and even then, it’s mostly from stress.
And then there’s his eyes. Formerly brown and amber, they’re hardened now and a cold, steely blue. They glow like headlights when he uses his powers. 
With some extra muscle caked onto his lanky frame, he fills out his navy blue Global Justice uniform well.
Kim wonders sometimes if Ron is even human anymore. 
Ron stares Monkey Fist in the eyes. A crack of light and Monkey Fist’s body goes limp. Carelessly, Ron lets Monkey Fist’s body slide out from his grasp and hit the floor. He turns over to Kim. “Don’t worry, KP, he’s just knocked out, I didn’t kill him or nothin’.”
Kim stares at Ron, still on her hands and knees. “Who called you?”
Ron frowns, taken aback. Probably because she hasn’t seen him in  months,  and yet she’s still unhappy to see him. “Oh, um, Wade, called me like a few seconds ago. Heh.”
If it wasn’t for Ron, all of Colorado would be gone… all because Kim Possible wasn’t willing to give Doctor Drakken basic instructions. She can still feel the heat from the explosion singed on her body. It’s the closest she’s ever felt to death.
She quietly gets to her feet. “Wade, can you keep Ron’s appearance off the books?”
A long silence.
“ Sorry Kim  ,” Wade sighs. “  I can’t. ”
~~KP~~
“For the last time,” Monkey Fist moans, handcuffed to a wooden chair in an otherwise empty interrogation room. “I didn’t mind control anyone from Yamanouchi, they willingly joined me.”
“Really?” Doctor Director scoffs. “You’re really sticking to this story, huh?”
Doctor Director is a tall woman. She towers at least half a foot over Kim and Ron. Over the years, crows feet have grown into her skin around the eyes, the creases particularly harsher from behind her eyepatch. A streak of white cleaves through her neatly cropped, chestnut brown hair. 
Kim’s never seen her outside of her GJ uniform. 
Standing besides Kim and still in uniform, Ron frowns. “You said Hirotaka was there, Kim?”
Kim nods. “I know, it doesn’t sound like the Hirotaka we know.”
Ron’s frown only sinks deeper. “Yeah…” he says with the air of someone who knows a little bit more than they’re letting on. “Betty, I think… Monty’s telling the truth on this one.”
Kim raises an eyebrow. What is it that she doesn’t know? She used to know everything but now that she’s stuck in Class B…
Doctor Director raises an eyebrow too. “Stoppable, if there have been issues at Yamanouchi, you need to be communicating that with me.”
“Sorry,” Ron bows his head in shame. “Sensei and I… had an argument, and I kinda interpreted it more as a personal problem than a saving-the-world kinda problem but I guess… yeah, I’ll do better, Betty, I swear it.”
Kim sympathetically reaches over to Ron and strokes his back.
Ron looks up. “Thanks, KP. Uh, so do you want me to round up the Yamanouchi peeps who got away?”
“It’s fine,” Doctor Director snips. “Possible’s got it.” 
Oh, yeah,  of course  Possible’s got it.
Monkey Fist sneers at the three of them. “Some people in Yamanouchi felt that I had a point—that the Mystical Monkey Power shouldn’t belong to someone who isn’t willing to sacrifice their powers for the greater good.”
Ron sniffs loudly. “Dude, I didn’t even know about this shindig. I would have—”
“Don’t finish that sentence,” Doctor Director snaps. “God, you two… alright, I’ll take your word for it, Fiske. For now. You tell me where your people are hiding and we’ll be in better standing, got it?”
A twitch in Monkey Fist’s cheek. “Not a chance.”
“We’ll see about that,” Doctor Director growls, bending away from the chair. She shoves the door open with her elbow, and walks out into the hallway at a brisk pace. Kim and Ron follow.
The hallway is a pristine white. Not a speck of dust in sight. Immaculately clean, this is Global Justice DC, the homebase for most operations. 
Doctor Director regards Kim harshly. “I don’t even know what to say to you.” She stares at her for a moment, her single eye burrowing deep into Kim’s soul. “You’re suspended for a week.”
She figured her punishment would be something like that. 
Doctor Director turns on Ron. “Thank you for your work, Stoppable. While you’re still out here, I’d love a briefing on what’s happening in Lowardia.”
Ron glances over his shoulder at Kim. “Actually I was kind of hoping me and Kim could catch up, it’s been a minute for the two of us and um—”
“ Now , Stoppable,” Doctor Director says coldly. 
Ron cringes and offers Kim a meek hand wave before walking away with his commander. 
Once they’re out of earshot, Kim slouches and exhales.
“I know,” Drakken says suddenly, and Kim jumps. She looks back and sees the Formerly Bad Doctor staring at her from a few feet away. “Sorry, did I surprise you? Ha, who would’ve figured I’d be able to get the drop on the great Kim Possible…”
Kim winces. “I’m not great, I’m not even Class A.”
An awkward silence unfolds between the two, Drakken doesn’t seem to understand what she’s saying.
“Whatever, I’m just having a bad day,” Kim sighs, joining up with Drakken, nodding for the two of them to go to the cafeteria. “So don’t gloat about surprising me. Can you see colors again?”
He nods. “Could we… not go to the cafeteria? I actually wanted to speak with you. About a private matter.”
Kim stops in place. Blinks and shrugs. “Where to?”
~~KP~~
A few minutes later, they wind up in Drakken’s dormitory. It’s a messy room in need of a maid. Blueprints and schematics are scattered all over the floor. A half-filled mug of cold coffee sits at his desk. 
“Apologies for the mess,” Drakken mumbles, using his heel to slide some of his paperwork underneath his bed. “Been working overtime on some… projects.”
Kim raises an eyebrow, but doesn’t think too much of it. She takes his desk chair while Drakken takes a seat on his bed. 
“So?” Kim says when Drakken doesn’t say anything.
“Mm,” Drakken bites his lip. “It’s about… Shego.”
Read Chapter 2 today on AO3! Chapter 3 coming soon. : ) 
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What would you have changed about the Kim Possible live action?
I'm totally glad that you asked that, Anon. If I had the power to change up the KP live-action movie, the following changes would be made:
Keep the cheerleading aspect intact. We all know that Kim has been a cheerleader from junior high all through high school and it is a primary source in her crime-fighting arsenal (to go along with her knowing 16-styles of Kung-fu). That and at least see her cheer at a football game (being a football statistician, football is the biggest revenue sport for the other sports at a school because it draws the largest crowds. But I digress.... :P)
More interaction between Bonnie and Kim. (being the Bonnie fan that I am, this is obvious XD ) Through the LAM, we only got about two-and-a-half minute interaction between them through the 87-minute movie. If it were me, I would make it at least 8-12 minutes in a 2-hour film and really establish their rivalry.
More of James and the Tweebs. I would really love to see how much of a pain Jim and Tim would be to Kim, especially if they operate any drones. And I would really love to hear James say Kimmie-cub...and Kim would be like "Dad, I know you love to call me that, but please do not say it in public..."
A more convincing plot twist than what we got with Athena.
Show us at least a couple of the minor characters, in particular Monique, Tara, Felix, and Zita!
And this is the most important change of all: Balance out Kim's emotions. Remember that she is calm and cool when it comes to saving the world, but she finds high school, crushes, and social life at MHS much harder to deal with. She needs a strong friend system with Ron, Monique, Tara, Felix and Zita to weather the storms of MHS.
If I had the power at Disney, these would be the changes I would've made to make the movie better. Anywho, thanks for the question, anon.
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