Yall Danny pretends to be a dead mermaid just to fuck with people who don’t know anything about ghosts
People seeing his ghostly trail and calling it a tail. Maybe some dudebroblondechick asks “so do we all loose our legs when we die?” And hes just shocked for a moment before realising the gold he has struck. “I am a dead mermaid whos tail was stuck in trash floating the in ocean.” Maybe hes really acting it up “I couldnt escape and died” as he wipes a nonexistent tear.
Well enough people have asked about it that it’s a whole thing on the web. People claiming no hes not a mermaid look heres a photo with legs and then people saying that the leg photos are doctored by the government to hide the mermaids from the public. The mermaids we are clearly at war with because why else would our government keep letting us pollute like this. It’s clearly a war tactic to basically enlist people without having them know but having them consume so much plastics.
The attempt to remove plastic straws? Clearly a cry for help from the mermaids reaching out to humanity on California duh.
Sam loves it because now more people are becoming aware of their own part in polluting the world. But she also hates it because most of the crap going around is borderline flat earth esk theories. “Why did it take the illusion of having a big naturals mermaid bf to get people to start cleaning up the oceans”
Anyway long story short the most popular theory is that Phantom has both legs and a tail and is actually a catboy alien ghost cover up.
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So tired... so eepy.... please take this dragon sketchy I did this morning before I pass out
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guinaifen as zhongchi's child holds a spot in my heart :(
this took 11 hrs 🧍♂️if i have energy tmr- then i'll render it 😭 for now take this <3
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i did the most monumental task of all time today (vacuumed several rooms), everyone please be proud
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i wanna shower with someone but in a sfw way. i need someone i can lean against who can wash my hair for me when it hurts too much for me or im too tired or whatever it is. i wanna be able to trust someone so much that im able to let them take care of me like that.
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I know it's common but I sometimes feels very guilty about not being able to do certains things, and then I look at some graphics and notice that I'm in a demographic of people who most of the time dies/off themselves quite young and I'm like. Yeah. I'm surviving.
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It's fucking laundry day and I'm moving house next week so I have like three loads to do and the got damn POWER WENT OUT which has NEVER happened to me my entire adult life so I got set back an hour AND I couldn't pack anything bc it was too dark and now it's 1:30am I'm lying on my unmade bed dreading having to go downstairs to put my third load in and I have to get up for a drs appointment in the morning
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wait why was no one going to tell me that nightmare rarity, something ive only heard vaguely of over the years since i keep neglecting to read the comics, wasnt corrupted by some internal pain, but instead the comic claims that nightmare moon is actually a parasitic type creature that took her over and that nightmare moon is a seperate entity from luna entirely. or at least according to the wiki
i kinda... hate that. thats not canon to me actually
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it's kind of frustrating seeing people talk about dissociation in a really... light way, I guess? or when people that don't experience chronic/"disordered" dissociation talk about it as if they understand what it's like. it's sort of in the same vein of "oh everyone experiences that" when talking about anxiety or depressive disorders.
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