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actualbird · 2 months
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n/s//f///w tot thoughts: on bdsm, mariluke, lukerosa, and marilukerosa
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chrollohearttags · 1 year
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now why can I not stop thinking about erwin being a masseuse or just giving his lady a nice back rub with baby oil, candles..the works right? (😫 nsfw under the cut)
and we all know this man has the gift of gab so he’s constantly praising/worshipping your body, telling you how gorgeous you look slicked down in that oil. Spending a bit more time than he would like to admit covering those thick thighs and ass. He’s taking his time, gently kneading his fingers into your flesh and nibbling on your ear with kitten licks as he tells you all the things you need to hear. “My love..you feel so soft.” “Relax for me, sweetheart. I’ll take all of that tension right out of your body.” Which he does so by finger fucking you slowly once he reaches your bottom half. Frame laid out on display for his viewing..and touching pleasure. Delectable brown skin glazed in that silky liquid, legs slightly parted and bent at the knee and those dark hued nipples standing erect. As you whimper and moan, attempting to muffle those high pitched sounds, he’d merely chuckle and encourage you to release them. Knowing that his knuckles were crammed inside of that tight cunt; pumping and pressing on your rather sensitive bundle of nerves.. Erwin was a pro. Skilled at all he set forth to do but tonight, he was extra attentive. Placing extra care to ensure that this was an experience his beloved would never forget. Soon, you’d find yourself clawing vigorously at his forearm as he worked to bring you to an abrupt orgasm. Profusely chewing your lip to remain quiet but he assured you they were nothing more than motivation. “Ahh yes, my love. Tell me how good that feels for you. I love when you make those sounds for me.” That pretty pussy squelching and clasping all over his digits. Slathering them in your sheath of cream when they disappeared to the hilt; using both to bring your climax nearer and only intensifying it by giving your swollen clit a massage of its own as well. He can hear you sucking your teeth, whimpering and even shaking as he holds your body in place. He can feel how close you are..hell, it was quite possible he knew your body better than his own sometimes but he could easily feel all of your pressure points; what made you crack and what would inevitably make you come.
when you yelled out his name one last time; practically howling to the ceiling..Erwin made rapid pumps, working and coaxing out as much as he muster and when you couldn’t hold back much longer, he’d merely place a gentle peck to your temple and utter the words: “..come. Let it got for me.” And suddenly, you cave. Fold even for this man who had never disappointed you in any aspect, especially in the bedroom. It’s only when you drench his nearly dry towel that was set aside to wipe away any excess..but mopping up your sweet mess would do just fine! “You were wonderful. I hope you enjoyed yourself, my dear.” Knowing you’ll doing this over again, las long as he were the one taking care of you.
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plague-of-insomnia · 17 hours
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I cannot wait for this little cunt to make it onto my TV screen:
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Antis: Stop sexualizing everyone and everything in Kuro you’re just freaks seeing stuff that isn’t there
Yana: *hold my beer*
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Yeah, nope, nothing suggestive here
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thelastsaiyanprincess · 7 months
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no one ever talks about how h0rny u get writing smut 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 jeezus krist
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ladygwyndolin · 9 days
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I just posted a new 18+ commission on AO3! "Taste/Taste" is a Murcielago Kuroko/transfeminine reader (2nd person) in which the infamous serial killer demonstrates her culinary prowess before demonstrating her...other abilities. TY to the commissioner, and I hope y'all enjoy!
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todayisafridaynight · 14 days
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I’m fairly new to the fandom, but I do have a question if you can answer it! Why do people ship Daigo with Aoki / Masato? I tried looking to see if they’ve interacted before, but couldn’t find anything! Sorry for asking I’m just </3 dumb AND I LOVE YOUR ART OF THEM!!! Nerd looking ahhhhhh
hi ! welcome to the community i hope you're having a lovely time so far and ty for enjoyin my stuff :) no need for apologies it's a very fair question to have :]
i cant speak for everyone (all. ten people into masadai anyway) but Personally To Me i just think the idea of them together is very funny. thats quite literally it im afraid..
#snap chats#//twenty page google doc in the background// ignore that. it's mostly for comedic purposes#might also be my fault idk sorry about that. allegedly. idk ive had like three people tell me they started to ship them cause of me 🧍‍♂️#@mementoasts is another person who's drawn masadai and whose stuff i love and am inspod by .. i love their disneyland fic sm ...#there was another artist on twitter who posted a neat drawing of them but i cant remember who they were and i didnt bookmark it //screams//#recently there's been ANOTHER masadai artist ive started following on twitter - @wifekiryu. his account's n/s/f/w fyi before you go looking#he has a tumblr too @foxdies. i say cause i realized as much recently vjeaKLGJALKGJ#oh but I GUESS ill get deeper into why. /i/ personally ship masadai or whatever#first off they're opposing factions yet their character alignments Do Not Match their roles. stereotypically anyway#aoki who leads the 'surface' of society and is meant to be an admirable figure and someone 'just' when really. he sucks LMAO#though that's not atypical of politicians but just from a stereotypical This Is A Respectable Individual perspective of his role#daigo on the other hand leads the 'underbelly' of society- yk comprised of dangerous criminals and outcasts and whatnot#yet as we know him daigo's compassionate and considerate of his men- he doesnt treat them like tools like aoki does#if put in a room with the two daigo would be most people's choice of person to hang out with. probably open a trapdoor on aoki tbh#and i think thats really cool and epic i always love that kinda Subverting Expectations thing#theres also the fact they both started off like. edgy/angsty in the franchise and then brush up down the line#masato does a stronger 180. publicly. obviously but its still really funny they both have to get their act together#if you wanna talk about in-text reasons. there really is none LMAO I TELLS YOU masadai is pure crack#but if i wanted to pull a muscle reaching then there's daigo being on aoki's side while everyone else is on arakawa's during the funeral#im lying of course. mitsu was behind him. rgg tryna make me forget mitsu exist .... put him back in y8 ....#and ofc ichi joins that side to even out the seating but moving on another Goofy Reason is arakawa being like#'the chairman and my son are like p much the same age Surely he knows how he thinks :)'#and then i just think daigo being all smarmy about outsmarting aoki is really goofy and im choosing to interpret that as personal#they both also have issues with their dad. s. dad/s/. anyway.#tbh the google doc tag was a joke but i really could sit here and list every dumb reason why i think theyre funny together#like i started going over the tag limit so uhhhh yeah needless to say i have a lot of. dumb reasons 💀💀💀💀#one day ill use the main text for long rambles like this but todays not that day Point Is my imagination is rampant im afraid#so the short and sweet of it is I Think It's Funny. And They'd Be Terrible Together. Which Is Why It's Funny.#and the unfortunate part is anything i find funny i obsess over for a year so. //gestures to the mountain of bullshit thats my masadai tag/
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phemiec · 9 months
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Regarding Baldurs gate 3 shipping also I hate myself
My toxic trait is that in a game where I can make any sort of character and be any flavour of queer I want, I’m just playing as Astarion and trying to get Shadowheart to peg my twink ass 😭
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obstinaterixatrix · 3 months
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ok I’m going to put ethics and healthy relationships to the side for a second. something that really irks me about the shitty dubious consent and the lingering specter of harlequin tropes (well, maybe not ‘specter’—unfortunately very alive) in josei smut and bl is that imo it’s actually very easy to convey ambivalence in desire without it being completely nonconsensual and therefore completely unconvincing. you just need to have more overt and extremely telegraphed contradictions. ‘no means yes’ is pretty shitty on all fronts and also it doesn’t cohere because there’s nothing to support it. however if you have a character be like ‘oooohhh we totally shouldn’t be doing this’ while being clingy or actively preventing the other character from leaving, that gives emotional coherence. [rolls eyes] some writers are just using the outdated fantasy of being dominated on autopilot, they don’t even incorporate desire/temptation. absolutely zero eroticism in their framework of domination. bad grade in horny. if you’re gonna write something rancid the least you can do is write it on purpose.
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actualbird · 1 year
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theres a very specific genre of tumblr text post that i think fits vyn hilariously well
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plague-of-insomnia · 1 year
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Bard after finally letting Seb top
#sorrynotsorry
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saurix5 · 1 year
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part 2
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defilerwyrm · 2 years
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HI assuming your asks vis a vis transmasc medical transition are still open i have been vaguely considering phalloplasty sometime in my future but like. awful question that i NEED an answer to. can you still jack off with it like does it have. sexual sensitivity. and if the Sexual Experience is still operational then like... how exactly. mechanically. thank u
Okay so! Yes you can and yes it does, once it’s healed. After surgery it took about a month for my libido to return and another month for doing something about it to not be painful. Until you get an erectile implant it’s gonna be floppy—full size, but floppy, as it never changes size—so jacking off is kind of an awkward affair. The “glans” will have the actual glans of your clitoris embedded in it right at the top, and the nerve they harvest from that and your donor site will connect somewhere in the shaft, so once that heals up you should have erotic sensation. It’s not exactly like a natal penis in most senses, including erogenous zones, so the shaft itself seems to be less sensitive than that of a natal one. Still, touch feels good.
Probably TMI, but for the first month after I was able to see to my libido I went off like a bottle rocket. Like 3 minutes flat. It was bewildering ‘cause I’m used to having to put in a lot more effort. That high sensitivity eventually waned, but it’s still not a lot of trouble to get the big O. I’ve found the exact places where I’m most sensitive a little surprising but YMMV there.
Now in terms of topping, you have two main choices: double bag it, or get an implant. Two condoms are usually sufficient to hold a neophallus rigid enough for penetration, though it will come at the cost of sensation. For an erectile implant, you have two main choices: a rigid posable rod, or an inflatable rod. I’m going with the former when I get my final transition surgery done next year because a) I don’t live the kind of life where having a 24/7 boner is going to be a Problem (ie, I don’t do mountain biking or wear a speedo ever) and b) it has much greater longevity/lesser chance of having to go back under the knife at some point That kind is silver encased in silicone anchored to the public bone. The inflatable kind will have a pump in the scrotum you can use to gain or lose an erection.
There’s more information about both implant types online since these are mostly done for cis men with erectile dysfunction that pills don’t fix, or who can’t take ED medication; and of course you can always talk to a surgeon about them too.
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izzy-b-hands · 14 days
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Gonna go on a reblog spree instead of making a stupid vent post abt the current frustrations (I am gonna talk abt them in the tags on this one tho so if you don't wanna see it, just keep scrolling.) Just a heads up and apology in advance for the mass of random posts that'll be all over the dash from me shortly.
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captainbobbin · 5 months
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Commission Slots Available!
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slimjimfiend · 2 months
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NEW TWITTER ACCOUNT
I finally got my Twitter NSFW blog officially up and running!
It will be Private, though, so I can better manage follower interactions and follows! (Too many spam and haters, y'know?)
If you'd like to see my uncensored art, click the link below and hmu with a request to follow! q(≧▽≦q)
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It's brand new, so, there is no content yet, but, I will start posting older artworks and new ones soon!
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dhalsimxhonda · 1 month
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HONSIM ; COLD TOUCH
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SUMMARY … edmond and dhalsim accidentally slipped their hands on ice , making them get hornier during their lunch break .
CW … nsfw (mdnr) , vaginal sex , vaginal fingering , oral sex, boypussy , ice play , car sex , & cursing .
CHARACTERS … edmond honda & dhalsim .
AU … street fighter 6 college au .
A/N … the draft that i left behind . i hope you guys like it just like i do !
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back from the cafeteria, dhalsim brought a coffee along with a tiramisu throughout the hallways. he entered the culinary classroom and smiled at his husband. the culinary professor turned around and lent a hand. “a natural.” edmond chuckled. “thank you for bringing them to me as i texted you about.” the yoga professor nodded and sat down next to his husband. “you deserve a nice tiramisu as a treat. the food from the cafeteria is boring. your cooking is so much better.” edmond chuckled. “you should serve the entire table soon, i bet they’ll love to eat it.” dhalsim drank his cup of water.
with chattering throughout the classroom, edmond easily drank his coffee while feeding himself his cooking. it was incredibly fun doing the work for his students. even his favorite student and yun enjoyed the session and served it to his friend group, he couldn’t be happier! “has the other student done the same?” dhalsim asked while the culinary professor giggled. “just a little bit. i allow yun to help him out. but he should learn to do it by himself to become independent!” edmond could ramble dhalsim his classroom sessions. the yoga professor smiled and looked at him like the dork that he is back in his younger days.
“i had to fix her taste with salt before i could try a small sip!” edmond frowns. “it’s awful! she has to start listening to me!” he tries to clear his mind as he looks at his husband, clearly not paying attention to his story but beauty beyond his face. “dhalsim? ya listening to me?” dhalsim snapped as he looked back, blinking back to his reality. “yes!” he replied. “let’s be fair, darling. maybe you can hire me for your test. i’m a good cook as well.” the culinary professor chuckled. “next time when i have a wonderful idea, your curry shall be next!” dhalsim went closer as he kissed edmond on the cheek. “you’re are the best man agni has ever brought to me.” he commented.
with a cup of ice, edmond could easily drink his coffee with no problems burning his tongue. he waited for a while for the coffee to cool down while bringing his conversation around. the two of them shared more conversations as their eyes locked onto each other. the culinary professor insisted as dhalsim decided to take a little sip of the coffee. before edmond could hand the cup of ice, his hands slipped as he accidentally dropped his ice, falling onto dhalsim’s body. the yoga professor let out a moan by accident as he covered his lips.
edmond quickly felt his regret but suddenly blushed. “oh god, i’m sorry!” he’s embarrassed as dhalsim laughed. “this might turn me on somehow! look at you, so embarrassed like a dog!” he giggled as he lent a hand to edmond. “no coffee for me, just ice to place on me. maybe a new technique to miss out on your class.” his voice softens. edmond smiled softly as he took a look into dhalsim’s eyes. without slipping. “you want the ice?”
“on my chest, please.” dhalsim replied. “no coffee for me to drink today.” the culinary professor smirked and carefully placed the ice onto his husband’s chest. he breathed, shivering from edmond’s doings. “mmh…” the yoga professor moaned. “place it whenever you want, darling…”
edmond focused as he pressed dhalsim’s chest. “you really know how to turn me on, dhalsim-kun.” he whispered as he listened to dhalsim’s whimpers, biting his lips like the horny husband he is. “guess it’ll have to take time to make me wet.” honda gently squeezed dhalsim’s nipples, with a devilish smile so impatiently. “shall we take it from the bathroom?” the yoga professor asked. “nah, i got something better.”
outside in the parking lot and closing the car doors from the back, both edmond and dhalsim shared their searing kisses. licking their tongues as edmond took off his husband’s clothes. dhalsim muffled inside of the culinary professor’s mouth. they pressed their bodies as they moved, quickly getting closer. edmond pinned dhalsim in the seats, lovingly kissing his belly. “darling… please touch me.”
“you want some more ice?” the culinary professor asked while biting his lips. “with that i can touch you, and press you, just like the first time.” such naughty-looking eyes between each other. the yoga master nodded with a smirk and edmond takes the ice carefully as he began to press it onto dhalsim’s belly. “mmh, edmond…” the culinary professor looked up. “yes?” dhalsim bites his lips. “keep going, you’re doing a good job, professor.” he pleaded. “such a good man, maybe shove your ice on my pussy to make me tremble, please?” edmond nodded in acceptance. “let me give you a kiss to warm you up, dhalsim-kun.”
“i know you want to keep me warm, but make me cold as you freeze me out.” the yoga professor smiled as he took honda’s messy chonmage off, brushing his hair with his fingers. dhalsim opened his legs more while the culinary professor licked his lips and placed the ice carefully onto dhalsim’s clitoris. he trembled while squeezing his husband’s shoulders while breathing. “d-darling…” he yelped while his spines shivered. “i want you to start coming when i reach my ice on wherever you desire.” edmond moved his ice around dhalsim’s pussy circularly. “yes… just like that, darling…” he moaned as he bites his lips.
edmond continued his circular touch with the ice, freezing onto the clitoris again, while it shortly melted. with another ice in his hand, he gently shoved the ice onto dhalsim’s vagina, leaving the yoga professor to howl like the good husband he is. “hah, darling!” he quavered. “too cold that it makes me feel good, please keep going until i cum…” the culinary professor nodded as he continued to go forward, licking his tongue. “oh, edmond!” the yoga professor moaned yet again while his husband began to kiss and eat out inside him, murmuring his inner pleasure.
pleading while the ice continued to melt, dhalsim could wait no more and his body trembled heavily. the culinary professor held his husband’s legs, preventing the shaking. he ensured to hold on for another minute. he tried to deepen as much as he could, but his tongue wasn’t that long. at least dhalsim remained his enjoyment for honda licking and kissing his pussy. he was free to play with it even after the ice melted.
dhalsim couldn’t handle his waiting as he continued to moan edmond’s name. he was louder than he should be as his legs shivered continuously. “edmond honda! i’m about to cum, please!” knowing that the yoga professor is about to perform his orgasm, the sumo professor on the other hand continued to kiss dhalsim’s clitoris, suddenly breaking it a second while dhalsim performed his orgasm. the yoga professor’s vision turned black while continuously to cum onto edmond while his pussy is already wet. “mm, you’re already cumming on me and the ice is gone? such a good man.” edmond smiled as dhalsim began to masturbate onto his pussy shortly. “i’m thinking maybe we should do these things more frequently. i like the ice running onto me.”
edmond chuckled as he sat next to the yoga professor. “we should. i’m having such a good time making you feel horny with me!” dhalsim smiled back. “do you want to get out of our classes and continue our horny doings?” he asked. “yeah, i seriously miss your touch already, dhalsim-kun.” but before dhalsim tried to get on top of edmond’s lap, suddenly the culinary professor’s cellphone began to ring. he sighed as dhalsim helpfully brought the vibrating phone and handed it to his husband. “hello? edmond honda speaking to you.” after accepting the call, he listened. “oh, principal bison? what brings you here?”
dhalsim waited as he heard the speaking voice of the principal of college. there is something important going on. “huh?! they seem to enjoy my food! need me to serve more for our students?” with a smile on his face, the yoga professor got off of edmond’s lap and began to put on his clothes yet again. “okay, i’ll be there as soon as possible. thanks for calling me, principal bison.”
after ending the call, edmond puts on his zori sandals since he was the only one who kept his clothes on. “we gotta go back to the classroom! i have serving foods to give out for the students.” while turning off the car and air conditioning, they both got out of the car and sighed. “maybe next time?” dhalsim asked. “we still have time to put on our pleasures at home, dhalsim-kun.”
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