#nah bro

[thetornadodream]

I'm sorry but I'm cackling over an imagined conversation between Tyler Galpin and Laurel Gates in respect to Wednesday Addams. Like, to think that it was all just a trick on Tyler's part and there wasn't anything else there? Can you even imagine?:

Laurel: I need you to stay close to Wednesday Addams, keep an eye out on her. I need her for our final plan.

Tyler: Okay, great, yeah, sure, I can do that. Like, I can be nice to her at the coffee shop and remember her order?

Laurel: Yes, perfect. Exactly what I was thinking.

Tyler: And maybe I can be a little flirty, do some light banter?

Laurel: Uh... yeah, sure? She doesn't really seem like the flirty type, but I guess it couldn't hurt to try.

Tyler: And I could totally take her to a dance and buy her a corsage?

Laurel: I mean? I guess??? Seems a little unnecessary, though, Tyler...

Tyler: And I can bake her a birthday cake specifically with her preferred color palette in mind.

Laurel: Okay, that's definitely unnecessary for this overall plan...

Tyler: And! I can take her on a date in Crackstone's crypt that I will spend hours setting up hundreds of twinkle lights, a movie projector, and made-for-her black-and-white popcorn containers.

Laurel: Christ, Galpin! I seriously do not care what you do, just make sure you keep tabs on her.

Tyler: *smiling broadly* And then I can kill Rowan Laslow and Valerie Kinbott for her.

Laurel: ... what the fuck, Tyler.

#wyler #wednesday x tyler #weyler #is this crackfic #i'm sorry but if they just say it was all a trick in s2 i will pull out this post #like tyler galpin did ALL this and you trying to tell me he was like lol i was just joking #nah bro

[never-enough-novels]

Guys imagine if the surprise card is eve💀💀

#nah bro #she cant do that to us #but can she? #the inheritance games #the final gambit #the grandest game #the hawthorne vault #eve Laughlin #grayson hawthorne #grayson davenport hawthorne

[fucksurass]

Thier "doodle":

My doodle:

WHAT is a doodle to you people?!?!?!?!?!?!??+?+?+?×?×?×(÷♡÷♡÷>>÷<=9÷>÷9÷♡÷03☆3>03>2

#drives me crazy #THATS a doodle?! #Nah thats a whole museum Painting #Ur STILL not done!? #nah bro #south park #artists on tumblr #digital art #art #southpark #butters? #sp butters #leopold butters stotch #butters stotch #butters south park

[k-chips]

Kung Fu Panda 4 felt like it was written by chatGPT... It was cool and fun, the two dads were the best thing in the whole movie, but it reeeaally felt strange?

Like, it sounded like a list...

Cliché 1

Cliché 2

Funny trope A

Sad trope C

Badass cliché 5

I literally predicted EVERY SCENES 5 minutes before they happened and the "plot twist" was obvious from the very first few lines

And not in a "It makes sense, it will go this way" but in a "Every movie with this trope does this so of course it will happen"

#I'm very disappointed... #but the DADS❤️❤️❤️ #they have my heart #also #no Furious Five #so 1/10 #kung fu panda 4 #spoiler #kinda #po #zhen #the chameleon #boring ass villain and boring ass new character #and the way they treated the old villains???? #nah bro #tai lung #shen #kai

[secretlytranced]

gotta be honest - first time messaging someone and asking for personal details is a great way to get blocked...

#why would i tell you? #my close friends on here don't know where I live. #lol #nah bro

[tekitothemagpie]

whaT ARE THOSE?!

#nah bro #i thought araki loved him #thats why he got robbed #fuck him #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba part 9 #jojolands #rohan kishibe

[the-unfunny-guy]

#chainsaw man #anime #gun devil #texas #nah bro #manga

[yellowcry]

If there was a homophobe/transphobe in Encanto, Alma would be the first to punch them.

(The others are as eager as she is, but she has this privilege as the leader)

#encanto #alma madrigal #encanto headcanons #nah bro #that's definitely canon #lgbtqia #i don't care if encanto takes place in the middle of XX centure #alma isn't homophobic

[st3llast4rl1ght]

Uhhh ...

#Hot #hazbin hotel #hot as fuck #poli #fanart #robocar poli #robocar poli fanart #art #robocar poli fandom #Nah bro

[kukvy]

Old man yaoi

Jdr, haganales un ship

(Ambrose bottom 😦😦😦)

#twisted wonderland #nah bro #ambrose #crowley

[springs-hurts]

After all the struggles, people demeaning our country for even trying. We are proving and showing again and again how our country survived all invasions and attacks. Our knowledge remained our experience remained, hence we remained.

#chandrayaan3 #So proud #ELITE #HAH #They must be cursing our country and our scientists #After all we've achieved #Cheap they're calling it #Nah bro #The hard work of our scientists ain't cheap #So so so proud

[transfemzedaph]

also joel smallishbeans and mythical j sausage will have to pry mute hermes out of my cold dead hands

#original post tag #is the j supposed to be there i swear it is #anyway #im still. mad abt joels esmp 2 ending like. really. you mr beans asked for fucking fanart of you two (AT THIS MANS IRL WEDDING) holding ur #fictional child. and u do this shit to him???? #nah bro

[madmutts]

respond, he needs help

SOUNDS MORE LIKE A THREAT THAN I CRY FOR HELP TO ME

#angelo txt #inbox answer #hea au #NAH BRO #Im getting tello to hack this guy /j

[heyclickadee]

Okay, but what if there’s some small aspect of the collective consciousness of the force that took one look at Crosshair and decided he was such a miserable wet cat of a man that he wasn’t allowed to die? Not as a reward, and not as a punishment, but simply because they decided that he’s their blorbo and he’s so pathetic they want to see if he can ever turn things around.

(I don’t think that’s a thing—there’s theories I take as fact (Tech’s alive), theories I think are likely but not certain, theories that could be true but probably aren’t, crack theories, and then this, which falls into the category of “shit I made up for fun and jokey things”)

#like imagine if Crosshair actually died on that platform #and some part of the force was like #nah bro #you don’t get to die yet #I’m gonna apply this to other characters #The Force watching Hunter fall down a whole mountain: hmmm not today #The Force watching Tech fall on Eriadu: Eh he’s got it handled #The Force watching Gregor get blown up: not today #The Force watching Echo get blown up: Not today and it’ll get better eventually #The Force taking one look at Maul: Oh hohohoho you’re going to be FUN #I’m sorry this is very silly

[i-know-you-wanna-kiss-me]

but who was going to tell me that ariana grande was having an affair with spongebob???

#nah bro #my former musical theatre ass would have loved this #i don't usually care about celebrity drama but #this is insane #what happens when you only use tumblr and pinterest 💀 #i'm behind on everything

[askjaxthedigitalrabbit]

I met a cool guy named Michael today. He kinda sounded like you

Wow, thats greeeeeaaaaaaaat...

#CANON ISH JAX IS BACK #and hes salty that you went to an afton instead of him #/JJJJJJJJJ I SWEAR #afton 💀 #nah bro