I just learned today that Blorbo is a made up term and NOT the main character in the Hobbit
Anon I’m obsessed with you
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This always got me laughing for three whole years straight since I first read it
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COMMENT ON OLD FICS, I BEG YOU!
I swear to god after like a week people will still be reading but nobody leaves comments anymore and I just want to make it absolutely clear that I would be excited and elated to get a comment on these fics one hundred years after I post them.
A FIC IS NEVER TOO OLD TO LEAVE A NICE COMMENT ON. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!
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Bumper sticker that says "I ATE THE BEST PUSSY OF MY LIFE AT THE OKLAHOMA RATTLESNAKE FESTIVAL"
hm. yeah I'll post that
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no nuance option for well sort of kind of we’re friendly!!!!! make your own call on what you define friend as
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