#no i’m not

[maxences-hat]

Nagito’s birthday is coming up and all I got is this stupid ass comic about haha Junko parts

I also got a single other picture but he’ll have to wait for that. Cause Nagito looks at my drawings we’re actually very close friends trust me

#this was stupid and I can’t say I regret it #i’m sorry #no i’m not #danganronpa #sdr2 #danganronpa 2 #nagito komaeda #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #sdr2 goodbye despair #mikan tsumiki

[cinnamontoads]

i know they’re having crazy 1999 green tinted dead end job office sex

#the matrix #fight club #i’m sorry #no i’m not

[mo-mode]

Echidna essentially saying “You killed my children, now they’re going to kill you” is so wild because the trio’s response is like “bitch we’re ALSO children????” meanwhile, Athena immediately went “NOT IF I KILL THEM FIRST” and that’s so fucked up but also so funny

#I’m sorry I laughed #no I’m not #echidna is a loving mother who shows it in her own monstrous way #Athena is a monster by showing her disappointment instead of being a loving mother #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv show #percy jackson tv show #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo spoilers #pjo series #echidna #athena

[bitedontsuck]

he was talking abt himself here

#corrosive pussy #I know it eats through his slacks #sorry #no I’m not #true detective #rust cohle #rustin cohle #true detective season 1 #marty hart #marty and rust #shitpost

[fannyspammy]

Third Row Back

Minho x Reader

Summary: Minho & y/n get freaky during a celebration (+ a little Newt x y/n tease)

Warnings: PWP, public sex, fingering, unprotected sex, daddy kink (cuz y’all know Minho would have one), exhibitionism/voyeurism

A/N: writing for minho made me miss my fav sassy glader so here is smt spicy with him. also y/n is a freak. that is it.

[not my gif]

It was dark apart from the warm glow of the bonfire, and even that illuminated only so much. By the third row of logs, you’d barely be visible— those sitting in the front row would get all the light. Which was perfect for what Minho had planned for y/n.

Y/n sat comfortably between his legs in that convenient third row, his arms wrapped tightly around her. His fingers played with the hem of her short skirt, one she’d made herself for occasions such as this.

Minho whispered against her neck, “I love this skirt on you. You should wear it more.”

Y/n laughed. “You want me to wear this around the Glade while you’re off running around the maze all day?”

“Okay, maybe not.” He planted a kiss on her neck. “You cold, babe?” Minho asked in her ear.

Before even hearing y/n’s response he reached into a bag he’d placed behind him, pulling out a large blanket. The blanket could easily fit three under it, so it wrapped around them no problem, a good portion of it dragging onto the ground.

The first round of Gally’s brew came around, and soon all the other Gladers were drunk. Soon everyone was inebriated, & wrestling matches began in the firelight. Minho saw his opportunity.

He placed wet, open kisses on y/n’s neck, and she threw her head back to give more access. Sucking on her sweet spot, he took both breasts into his hands and massaged them gently, playing with her nipples every so often.

Y/n bit her lip to stifle her moans. “Minho, everyone is around.”

“Don’t worry babe, it’s so dark you can barely see us back here, everyone is drunk & focused on what’s happening around the fire, & you’re fully covered by the blanket.” He bit down on her skin and sucked hard.

“You thought this through, didn’t you?”

“Of course,” he smirked against the bruise that was forming where he sucked her.

Minho slid his hands down her abdomen to her core. With one hand he parted her folds to give more access to her clit, and with the other he began to stroke slowly, softly touching the sensitive bundle of nerves.

Y/n’s breath hitched at the sensation, the feel of his touch amidst the party almost overwhelming her senses.

The boy slowly dragged his finger lower, dipping slightly into her entrance. Y/n felt his cock harden against her lower back as he felt how wet she already was for him.

“Turn to me,” he commanded.

Y/n obeyed, turning her head to meet his. He enveloped her in a passionate kiss, tongues wrestling for dominance. His fingers continued their work on her clit, rubbing firmly, and y/n moaned into the kiss, doing her best to keep her volume at a minimum.

There was a lot of noise around them, with all the shouts & hollers & conversations going on, so she wouldn’t have to be fully silent.

As Minho quickened the pace y/n instinctively opened her legs, hooking them behind his calves. As his access widened, Minho brought his other hand to her soaking entrance, sliding two fingers in with little resistance. Y/n arched her back as he curled his fingers inside her, hitting her g-spot.

“Mm, Minho,” she whispered, calling his name as loudly as she could without drawing attention.

Pumping in and out of her, y/n rolled her hips lightly against his hands, creating as much friction as she could with little movement.

Y/n laid her head back against his shoulder, panting through the pleasure. She watched the boys dancing by the fire, and the groups having conversations. The thought of any of them catching the graphic scene playing in the shadows at any moment excited her, and she rolled her hips harder.

Panting through light moans, she cried his name again. “Mm, Minho.. oh- yes, yes baby, yes.”

“You’re so fucking hot babe.” Minho added a third finger and rubbed her clit harder. From there it only took about five minutes before y/n came undone. She continued her faint moans as he pleasured her through her high, the blanket beginning to slide down her shoulders.

When she finished she pulled the blanket back up with a satisfied sigh. Minho brought his fingers to his lips and sucked the juice off of them, murmuring about how he loved her taste.

Then, the crowd stood up and gathered tighter around the fire, entranced by an intense wrestling match between the latest greenie & one of the other boys. Y/n saw an opportunity.

She quickly turned herself around so she was straddling Minho, keeping the blanket covering as much as she could. As she undid the button of his pants the boy raised his eyebrows. “What are you doing babe?”

“It’s your turn,” she said simply, freeing his hard cock from his underwear. “They’re all distracted right now. But if they catch us… then they can watch.” She smirked seductively, lowering herself onto his length.

Minho groaned in pleasure as he bottomed out, and y/n wasted no time. She rode him steadily, moaning louder this time, matching the volume of the crowd. Quickening her pace, Minho grabbed her ass to support her, helping her deepen her thrusts.

“Ooh, yes baby, just like that. You ride daddy’s dick so well,” he whispered into her ear, sticking his tongue in afterwards and exploring.

“Ooh M-Minho.. oh, yes.. I love how you feel inside me,” she increased her speed again, squeezing her walls against his length. “Oh, daddy, you feel so good! Mm, I love taking your big, fat cock in my tight pussy.”

Minho began to thrust his hips into her harder, keeping one hand on her lower back and the other on the log to steady himself. He panted his words.

“Yeah? You like that? You like taking daddy’s cock like a good girl?”

The blanket was at their waists now, barely covering where their bodies became one.

“Yes! Oh, yes, daddy, yes! Yes! Yes!”

Y/n came for the second time, and Minho followed shortly after. They rode each other through their highs, calling each other’s names as they did, not even caring who heard them.

She slowly pulled herself off of Minho, a mixture of their juices spilling out of her as she turned around to sit with her back against his chest again.

They scanned the scene. The wrestling match was still going, seemingly at its own climax, and the Gladers cheered as the greenie gained dominance.

So no one saw, y/n thought to herself. She hated to admit it, but a part of her wished someone had.

Then, the fire roared stronger for just a second, and in the flash of light, a couple dozen feet away, in the third row of sitting logs, y/n saw him.

Newt sat alone, eyes closed with head thrown back, vigorously pumping his hard length, his lips parted as he moaned and panted in solitude. She couldn’t him, but she could read her name on his lips.

Y/n.

As he levelled his head his eyes opened & met hers.

She smirked at him knowingly, and then turned to kiss Minho, making sure Newt could see how her tongue slipped into his mouth. Dropping the blanket, y/n palmed Minho through his pants. Y/n continued kissing him with one eye open, only pulling away when she saw Newt finish.

#I’m sorry #no I’m not #tmr #the maze runner #minho #tmr x reader #minho tmr imagine #tmr minho x reader #tmr minho imagine #tmr minho #minho x reader tmr #tmr fanfiction #tmr newt #tmr newt x reader #newt x reader #minho smut #tmr minho smut #minho tmr #newt smut #tmr newt smut #ki hong lee imagine #ki hong lee x reader #ki hong lee #thomas tmr #dylan o brien #tmr thomas #thomas tmr x reader

[justaz]

annabeth was complaining to percy one day about how her cabins showers are always freezing and pining!percy was just like “my cabins showers are always warm, you could…use them…if you…want… :]” and pining!annabeth takes him up on it and now she’s been using his showers for years and every time percy has to sit there and concentrate on making the water warm just for her but he’ll never tell her bc she’d feel bad and go back to her own freezing showers so she just thinks that cabin 3 has the best showers when in all actuality the whole camps plumbing is fucking ass and percy is so in love with her it’s ridiculous

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #heros of olympus #hoo #just two pining idiots #so in love #percy just wants to make her happy #annabeth just wants to use his shampoo and body wash bc it smells like him #okay okay i’m done #no i’m not #annabeth finds out bc she went to use his shower without telling him and it was freezing #the next time she tells him she’s going to shower and miraculously the water was warm again #she never says anything

[angryfrognoises]

Me buying Armored Core 6 as a trans woman: surely this will just be a casual fun game I won’t have any deep thoughts or feelings on

Me, hours later, crying: WHY CANT I CLIMB INSIDE MY MECH TO ESCAPE THE WORLD? WHY CANT I BE CONNECTED TO HER VIA WIRES THAT MAKE US FEEL LIKE ONE ENTITY WHYYYY!!!???

#armored core #armored core 6 #im doing fine I swear #no I’m not #prepare for a long wordy post #ac 6

[whomst-art-thou-whomst-whomst]

Han Juwon’s Guide to Joining a Small Town Community (Beyond Evil)

1.) Make an impression on your first day! Alienate everyone in creative ways so they’ll remember you better!

2.) Flirtation with the local DILF doesn’t always have to involve physical affection or cutesy gifts. Sometimes the clearest signal to send is breaking into that special guy’s basement. Sometimes is roughly nine times a week.

3.) Packing for your move: wet wipes, hand sanitizer, map of reed field, unopened copy of How To Win Friends and Influence People (Kwon Hyuk’s birthday gift for six years running), cork board with red string, earplugs, etc

4.) Be really subtle about your daddy issues as you stalk the aforementioned local DILF.

5.) Avoid butchers bearing eggs.

6.) Keep your fancy Seoul apartment to maintain the self-delusion that you’re ever leaving the countryside again. Lie to yourself and your father about moving back to Seoul.

7.) NO. TOUCHIE. *Terms and conditions apply (see: going to hell for someone)*

8.) Keep your therapist sibling wine-aunt lawyer Kwon Hyuk on speed dial.

9.) Full, thoughtful rotation of hot girl summer/angst emo fall/wet cat winter/ready-for-that-ring spring wardrobe, particularly jackets and suits

10.) When in doubt, murder accusations.

#whomst #beyond evil #I’m so sorry #no I’m not #jwds

[avocadosockz]

this is the plot of warrior nun

#this is so funny to me #am i wrong tho #no i’m not #warrior nun #ava silva #sister beatrice #avatrice #save warrior nun

[1phakephan]

umm i think they chose the wrong pack??

#i’m joking #no i’m not #dnp #dan and phil #dapg #dan and phil games #daniel howell #phil lester #phan

[andromedism]

we get to have a little glob. as a treat.

#sorry to glob post #no i’m not #iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #sunnyblr #glenn howerton #rob mcelhenney

[aliensabductmepls]

may i have your attention please

thank you for your attention

#why did it take me so long to notice this #i’m totally normal about this #no i’m not #this is a curse #i can’t escape it #lord help me to not lose my sanity #mortal kombat #johnshi #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #voltron #klance #lance mcclain #keith kogane #if it’s red and blue it’s gay #m

[nanaslutt]

the way geto/kenjaku’s throat bulged when he swallowed mahito as his lil ball curse…..

jus wanna grab his cheeks and watch his throat bulge repeatedly while i face fuck him w/ my strap tbh :/

#sorry #no i’m not #geto smut

[scarlettriot]

Hi. Sorry I’ve been quiet. But I had a horny thot to drop off for you guys this evening:

Kiri looooves to take selfies with you. You post them on instagram all the time and everyone comments about how cute the two of you look. And then he goes on his own account to tell them how it’s really just you. He’s got no idea how so much adorableness comes from one person!

And everyone gushes about how sweet your big, bulky, pro hero husband is.

But what they don’t know about the red headed giant is that just out of frame, he’s got the hem of your pretty sundress all bunched up, and his cock is stuffed soooo deep inside your warm walls.

In fact 90% of the selfies you two take he’s either got his fingers inside you or his cock. Telling you, you just look so cute right now! C’mon sweets, take a photo with me! And of course you oblige, just to feel his cock twitch inside you the moment you post the photo for everyone to see. No one knows what you two are really up to, everyone assuming you guys are the most innocent couple ever.

#this is so self indulgent #sorry #no I’m not #I just have a problem #I need him and his cock rn #scarishima♡ #best red rock shark ♥️🦈 #Kirishima smut

[koroart]

Old man yaoi doodle I was hiding away amidst my work load — they keep me sane 🥰💚💙✨

#I’m about to mcfucking lose it #no I’m not #I just wanna draw old man yaoi #is that too much to ask #:: my art #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem #lambert egitte blaiddyd #rodrigue achille fraldarius #lambrigue #fe3h lambert #fe3h rodrigue

[bucketfan427]

welcome to the Stanley Parahall (this is the worst name ever I’m so sorry)

#stanley #tspud stanley #stanley tsp #tsp stanley #stanley tspud #tspud #tsp #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #the stanley parable #tally hall #marvins marvelous mechanical museum #I like tally hall a normal amount #I’m sorry for this #no I’m not #I make stupid stuff