#no one is online rn but heyyyy

[lonehearts-a]

‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎WHAT WOULD YOU TRADE THE PAIN FOR ?

#indie oc rp #indie rp #self promo #multimuse rp #template credit in source! #no one is online rn but heyyyy

[thedvilsinthedetails]

Heyyyy…

hey im still figuring out what i wanna be called but for now u can call me Jamie if u want I’m genderfluid as fuck [they/she/he or whatever idegafatp]

some typa aroace spectrum probs grayace & demiromantic also omniromantic - in general I have nothing figured out

so a simp w like a slight preference for men ig but kinda ace most of the time but sometimes very not

neurospicy bitch

minor but adults can follow/interact idc tbh

writing request status: OPEN FOR MICROFICS RN

I’m a rosekiller loverrr but also a multi shipper so u never know what ur gonna see ig [but probably Rosekiller, Wolfstar, Dorlene, Starchaser maybe some sunkiller if I’m in the mood etc] for the record just bc I don’t ship smth doesn’t mean I support hating it even as a joke [translation: prongsfoot is chill leave them be]

if u don’t like smth, just ignore it, if u send me hate I’ll reply w shitty jokes probs

my dream job is to be an actor [screen actor specifically]

Media I like:

Fav TV stuff: Challengers, Gravity Falls, Cruella, 10 things I hate about you, into the spiderverse

Fav author is @neil-gaiman also that man is my idol so I’ll probs reblog him a shit ton [do u think he’ll like…mind that I tagged him? Sorry if this bothered u Neil!!!] Music [uhhh changes all the time tbh but for rn]: The Neighbourhood, Olivia Rodrigo, Conan Gray [Kid Krow phase rn], Chappell Roan, Renée Rapp, Green day, Ricky Montgomery, NOAHFINNCE, MARINA and Hozier

Spider-Man. Fucking love Spider-Man.

One thing to note about me tho: obvi I love recommendations but I find starting literally any new forms of media really fucking daunting for no reason [this is everything: songs, movies, books etc]

e.g. I fucking love spider verse but I still haven’t watched movie 2, same w latest season of young royals, same with even like ONE song alone I find it rlly hard and really scary

so if u give me recommendations and I don’t get back to u about them for ages it’s not bc I forgot or i was ignoring u but bc I find it scary so pls be patient :)

also same w please don’t like assume I’m knowledgeable about like any of the music artists I named earlier bc tbh I don’t rlly listen to artists I listen to songs [im still a fan of a lot of music artists ofc but the artists I listen to ≠ the artists I’m a fan of]

HI! welcome to my crazy blog, I love making friends im not at all scary I promise :D

Btw my inbox is ALWAYS open for spam, ship ramblings [even if it’s not smth I ship], info dropping about ur hyperfixations, venting, questions etc. [the only thing is no illegal ships bc it will be ignored] also sorry pre warning im shit with the inbox chains [‘send this to ten people who…’] so often I won’t answer those sorry, anything else I will make sure to answer but the chains I sometimes just forget about sorryyy

Barty Crouch Jr & James Potter kinnie

got a FAT crush on Evan Rosier [he’s the loml he just doesn’t know it yet] and also a crush on Dorcas Meadowes

I write sometimes:

I fell for you like glitter on stage - rosekiller band au, this was a microfic series on tumblr that I posted on ao3 for convenience [words: 4548] [this is my fav thing I’ve ever written lol]

we are all just prisoners here of our own device - Jegulus, a oneshot on ao3 based on the song ‘hotel California’ by the eagles. [Words: 6162]

Oh where do we begin? The rubble or our sins? - ON HIATUS. Roman Empire Jegulus au with side Rosekiller, Wolfstar and Pandalily on ao3 [words: 6141] [currently I don’t want to write Jegulus - the hyperfixation hath faded]

also I’m in a marauders RP as Barty and u shld follow it bc we’re all super cool and funny and amazing and awesome and yeah @bartythebabygorljr

tags you’ll see on my page:

me and my old black biro > writing tag

Im in love with that Rosier boy > [this is a new one] me having a massive crush on Evan Rosier

the most boring soap opera > my life tag

I have an online diary called @miseryoforpheus if ur fascinated by my charming and irresistible personality

[The song at the bottom of my intro post changes all the time depending on how I’m feeling]

THIS BLOG SUPPORTS PALESTINE

THIS BLOG STANDS WITH UKRAINE

THIS BLOG THINKS JK ROWLING HAS A NEGATIVE QUANTITY OF BRAINCELLS

#intro post #new intro post bc my last one was kind of shitty #rosekiller #marauders #slytherin skittles #Spotify

[rue-bennett]

Hi Kyra I know you’re on a tumblr break rn but you always answer my asks in a detailed and knowledgeable way and this is a question I’ve been thinking about for a long time. Do you think all celebs crave attention in some ways now with social media even the ones who seem nonchalant about it? Or do you think there are some who are still chill?

Heyyyy. I appreciate that and I mean, if they're celebs who purposely went out to be on screens and put out albums and things, they wanted attention. People don't sing on stages in front of 10k people if they don't crave attention. But as far as social media, I do think there are very different approaches to it that different celebs take. Some are online all the time, some post rarely or infrequently enough that when they do post, it's like an event (take Taylor Swift, or even Timothee Chalamet, though there are others who post less often than they do). I also think that social media has become a legit necessity for most people, especially people newer to the industry. Like, in contracts you're required to post about your movie/song/etc a certain amount of times, and the more followers, the better your chances of getting a role in movies than even someone more qualified. (Sophie Turner has talked about this which........is interesting and kinda funny given her......abilities. I think others have too.) I do think that the attention aspect of it is probably fun too but it's also a sorta career-preservation and brand-building move to stay on top of trends and in people's minds. Then there are people like Denzel (see how I don't need to say his last name and everyone knows who he is? One of the last Movie Stars) who say that people will pay more to see his movies because they don't see him on Instagram everyday. I think it's a necessity for most people unless they were already extremely famous before social media, and even then, while it can hurt, it's often forced.

But yeah I do definitely think attention is party of it the way it is for the rest of us. Editing pics, taking a million for IG, etc. But it's way more than that for them.

#asks #anonymous #celeb talk

[catboyyukineapologist]

heyyyy,, again,,,,

yeah so. funny story. I uh, haven't really read noragami since november. this is going to be a very personal vent post so I'll put it under a read more in case that's not for you, but! tl;dr:

I am not leaving the fandom! I still love Noragami and this community with my whole heart!

I'm going through some mental shit and also Life™

I will come back sooner than later!

Before the cut I did wanna shout out the peeps on the Capyper Land discord especially, because y'all brighten my days so much even though all I do on there is lurk and feel guilty about it. I love you all with my whole heart (even if you have no idea who tf i am lmao) i am giving every single one of you a big big group hug.

okie so here goes the vent-

Hey y'all. So I'm not dead. (Obviously). But things have been very tough recently and for some reason I felt like this was the place to vent about it. (oversharing on the internet? never heard of her. I super don't use my main for personal posts or original content ever so ig that's partly why).

The seasonal depression has been hitting different after almost two years of pandemic, and I was recently assessed for adhd and anxiety and started medication, so it's been A Time up in the ol' dome. Social distancing has crippled me socially to a level I hadn't felt since middle school and i was left with like three friends who I keep convincing myself actually hate me :)

It also lined up (badly) with me having to get a job on top of university that is, in an unexpected turn of events (/srs), so so so creatively draining. I've been working (read: trying to) on some fics and original work and going at a turtle's pace on it (which is extremely frustrating and I am bad with frustration), and returning to classes feels daunting right now (mainly because we were supposed to be easing back into in-person and yesterday the school hit us with the "two weeks of online classes" again because of omicron, and well. we all know how that turned out last time. istg If I have to look at One More Screen-).

So basically I have found myself deriving joy from Nothing anymore.

(well, nothing and like two actual play d&d podcasts, shout out to those guys for doing all the mental health patching)

And well, Noragami has always been a high-energy-input, high-reward thing for me because of its complexity and themes, and I just haven't had the high initial energy levels to put into it because in reality I don't have much energy anymore. The vicious cycle goes something like no energy→no attention span→not many mental resources to put into any high-input enjoyable activities→no happy chemicals→no energy→etc.

So Noragami is kind of a lot rn, which sucks ASS because I love this story, and I adore this community, and I hate so so much not being able to participate in it the way I used to and the way I want to. Same goes for most of my other fandoms (it's only slightly less bad for the show made for literal children. wonder why). Participating in fandom with anxiety and the attention span of a goldfish and a media literacy level that is frankly pathetic for a literature major is... tricky, to say the least lmao.

So yeah. Anyway. End of rant I guess. This is just One Big Apology for dropping off the face of the earth for months in case anyone cares. And I kinda needed to get this stuff off my chest so. Yeah. Thanks if you read the whole thing. I appreciate it.

Promise I'll be back before you know it<3

#vent post #lex said a thing??? #it sure has been A Time up in the ol' brain #not noragami #personal post #thanks for sticking around if you have chosen to #ngl might delete this depending on how I feel about it later #so yeah.

[acehoons]

HEYYYY! It me again! pit-a-pat anon woooo :D good afternoon! i guess? your place is afternoon or night? HAHAHHA

how are u? have u got a good rest? Have u eaten yet? ｡◕‿◕｡ if yes then great! Also if u are going outside wear mask and sanitise your hand ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

do not eat sanitiser please and stay hydrate also! what are u doing rn? (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃

~ pit-a-pat anon

hi! sorry for responding late, i don't usually go online until this hour >< and it's currently the afternoon right where i live!

i'm alright! still a bit busy. and thanks for reminding me!! you stay safe and stay hydrated as well <3

i'm currently working on my wips, i've been struggling with a particular one for about an hour now T_T

#anon #asks #pit a pat anon

[babiekeiji]

𝐀𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢’𝐬 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐝 𝐃𝐚𝐲 (𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟏)

This chatfic features Bokuto, Akaashi, Kuroo, Kenma, Futakuchi, and the reader. There are no explicit romantic pairings involved!

warnings SWEARING, crackhead humor (i think) this might be long-ish

a/n hi everyone! this is part one of a collaborative fic i made with Ray @the-black-birb for Qee’s birthday <3 happy birthday qeeeeee we love love you so much!!

QeeDay Masterlist!

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3

—♥️—

Sunday, 5:26 pm

akaashi created group [SILENCE, BOKUTO]

akaashi added applepi, tetsubro, and captain_daddy to [SILENCE, BOKUTO]

akaashi, applepi, and tetsubro are online!

akaashi: Have we decided on a venue?

applepi: didn’t we decide on a cat cafe..?

tetsubro: omg that was a joke

akaashi: The cat cafe doesn’t sound too bad.

applepi: ლ(´ڡ`ლ) cats...

akaashi: Where is Bokuto?

tetsubro: asleep

applepi: dying

akaashi: Okay.

akaashi: Kuroo, would you mind relaying the details of our party to Bokuto when he wakes up?

tetsubro: sure akaashi

akaashi: Thanks.

[SILENCE, BOKUTO]

Sunday, 11:38 pm

captain_daddy is online!

captain_daddy: HEY HEYY HEYYYY WHAT GOES ON

captain_daddy: oh …. everyone is asleep :(

captain_daddy: AW we’re going to a CAT CAFE!!!!!

captain_daddy: That’s gonna be so cute

captain_daddy: can i be the one to invite yn?!?!?!?!

captain_daddy: pleeeeaaaase (；´Д｀)

tetsubro is online!

tetsubro: how do you manage to hold a whole conversation by yourself?

captain_daddy: wdym

tetsubro: nvm...anyway

tetsubro: bro

captain_daddy: bro….

tetsubro: we have to invite yn to the cat cafe akaashi mentioned

captain_daddy: YES.

tetsubro: together.

captain_daddy: ://// it’s like u guys dont trust me or sum ting

tetsubro: BRO stop it's not like that

tetsubro: uh

tetsubro: since akaashi and kenma did the planning we have to do the inviting...like that

captain_daddy: OOOOOH

captain_daddy: TEAMWORK

tetsubro: … yea exactly we can’t let them down

captain_daddy: Okay!!!!!! leave it to me

tetsubro: no

tetsubro: wait

tetsubro: bo?????? hello??????

[PRIVATE MESSAGE]

Monday, 10:17 am

waiyenn and captain_daddy are online!

captain_daddy: HEEYYYYY!!!!

waiyenn: HEY BO!! HOW ARE YOU!!

waiyenn: man i cant get over your user … what in the hell

captain_daddy: idk how to turn it back

waiyenn: ASK AKAASHI??????

captain_daddy: this not about him

waiyenn: ?????

captain_daddy: ANYWAY

captain_daddy: do u wanna

captain_daddy: go to a cat cafe with us!!!!!

waiyenn: sure !!!!!! of course !!!!!

waiyenn: cat cafes are the shit !!!!!!

waiyenn: will you pay for me !!!!

captain_daddy: YES!!!!! OKAY!!!!!

waiyenn: OKAY!!!!

captain_daddy: OKAY!!! THANK YOU!!!!

captain_daddy: akaashi’s going to be so happy that you said yes

captain_daddy: ok bye!!!!

waiyenn: bye !!!!!!

waiyenn: WAIT bokuto when are we going to the cat cafe????

waiyenn: …. bokuto??

[SILENCE, BOKUTO]

Monday, 7:53 pm

akaashi, tetsubro, and captain_daddy are online!

captain_daddy: AKAASHI GUESS WHAT

akaashi: What is it, Bokuto?

tetsubro: bokuto i swear

tetsubro: it better NOT be what i’m thinking it is or we’re gunna have a problem bokuto!!!!!!!!

captain_daddy: what do you mean?? i think i did great

akaashi: Oh dear.

tetsubro: maaaan

tetsubro: (ーー;)

tetsubro: scratches head

captain_daddy: I invited yn to the cat cafe!!

tetsubro: MAAAAN WE WERE GUNNA DO THAT TOGETHER

captain_daddy: i already did

akaashi: What did she say?

captain_daddy: she said yes!!!!!!

captain_daddy: she also asked me if i was going to pay for her so i told her yes!!!!!!

tetsubro: ://///

akaashi: Okay, Bokuto. Thank you.

captain_daddy: see i can be dependable

akaashi: Yes you can, Bokuto

tetsubro: don’t inflate his ego akaashi

akaashi: Okay.

captain_daddy: what does that mean

captain_daddy: ?????

[SILENCE, BOKUTO]

Tuesday, 10:16 pm

applepi is online!

applepi: i have a bad feeling about this.

[DIRECT MESSAGE]

Tuesday, 11:03 pm

waiyenn and futacoochieslayer are online!

futacoochieslayer: oi dumbass

waiyenn: no

futacoochieslayer: ???? u dont even know what i was going to say

waiyenn: whatever comes out of your mouth holds no substance

waiyenn: so no

futacoochieslayer: :/

futacoochieslayer: i was gonna invite u to ice skate w me on ur bday but ayt

futacoochieslayer: its cool

futacoochieslayer: aha ha

waiyenn: will you pay for me

futacoochieslayer: obviously dumb bitch (✿◠‿◠)

futacoochieslayer: its your birthday

waiyenn: wowee

waiyenn: ur so kind … suddenly i want everyday to be my birthday

futacoochieslayer: lol u wish

futacoochieslayer: see you this saturday at 1?

waiyenn: you bet

futacoochieslayer: ;)

waiyenn: ew no

waiyenn: bye asshole

[SILENCE, BOKUTO]

Wednesday, 8:26 pm

everyone is online!

tetsubro: i’m excited

captain_daddy: IM HYPED

applepi: you do remember that you’re paying for two people, right?

captain_daddy: ooh yeah lol

captain_daddy: suddenly im not so hyped anymore

tetsubro: ayyyy dont be like that

akaashi: Bokuto, could you check with yn just to make sure we’re still on for this Saturday?

captain_daddy: i’m pretty sure we are

akaashi: Yeah but could you please just ask her again

captain_daddy: okay

applepi: something’s fishy

tetsubro: I KNOW crying crying

applepi: why would you type out crying crying lol

tetsubro: idk the emoticon for crying

applepi: T-T???? ;-;??????? UnU??????? (ಥ﹏ಥ)????

captain_daddy: why do you guys doubt me so much TT TT

applepi: see even bokuto got that shit right

tetsubro: OK MAN i get it TT TT

captain_daddy: bye im gonna go ask yn if we’re still ok for this weekend

captain_daddy: even tho i know we ARE

tetsubro: yea right

captain_daddy: >:(

akaashi: Thank you, Bokuto

[DIRECT MESSAGE]

Wednesday, 8:44 pm

waiyenn and captain_daddy are online!

captain_daddy: WOI!!!!!

waiyenn: OY!!!!

waiyenn: BOKUTO!!! what’s up

captain_daddy: heyyy aha ha

captain_daddy: we’re still going to the cat cafe this saturday right??

waiyenn: huh

waiyenn: ??????

captain_daddy: yes for your birthday silly!!!!

captain_daddy: remember u said yes

waiyenn: ohh

waiyenn: that was this saturday???

captain_daddy: yes??? did i not tell you

waiyenn: you left before you could TT

waiyenn: how long would we be there? lol

captain_daddy: i remember akaashi mentioning 11-2 PM

waiyenn: ……..

captain_daddy: aha ha dont be playing me like that yn

captain_daddy: ha ha …… haha ha…

waiyenn: . about that

captain_daddy: NOOOOO

waiyenn: i made plans w futakuchi since i didnt know when we would go ;-;

captain_daddy: BRUHH

waiyenn: IM SORRYYYYSKSKSK

captain_daddy: gn the boys nd i r gonna go take a sad nap rn

waiyenn: U NEVER TOLD ME WHEN

waiyenn: I THOT IT WOULD BE AROUND THIS FRIDAY

captain_daddy: streaks dhmu :(

captain_daddy: bye i gtg disappoint akaashi again ;(((

waiyenn: omg ur so DRAMATIC

waiyenn: why don’t u just COME WITH US

waiyenn: HEHE u and akaashi and kuroo and kenma

captain_daddy: oho ho?

waiyenn: me and futakuchi were gonna go ice skating this weekend to celebrate my birthday

waiyenn: yes bitch the more the merrier !!!!

captain_daddy: YES !!!! OKAY !!!!!

waiyenn: yes !!!!!! good !!!!! this sat from 1-3

waiyenn: lmk if you guys are free!!! ^^

captain_daddy: okay!!! :D

#QeeDay #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #sports anime #haikyuu x reader #fluff #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu writing #hq #kenma kozume #akaashi keiji #bokuto koutarou #bokuto kotaro #kuroo tetsurou #kuroo tetsuro #x reader #nekoma #fukurodani #futakuchi kenji #dateko

[christinesficrecs]

Heyyyy. I was hoping you could rec some good fics for me cos at this point I'm just rereading the old ones. Preferably with very little angst cos I don't need to cry rn and possibly a lil smut in there. Please and thanks❤❤🤘

Sure! 

The Best We Can Hope For by yodasyoyo | 4K

Derek goes on a double date with Stiles. It goes about as well as can be expected.

He got lost in my DMs (wanna be way more than friends) by dearericbittle (dutchmoxie) | 2.7K

Derek is somewhat of an online hero, providing candid pictures of himself to anyone who wants persistent suitors to just go away already. Stiles... is suddenly surrounded by assholes who apparently really want to hear about how great his fake boyfriend is.

show me something beautiful by starcanopus | hot husband stiles

Isaac is the one who first catches sight of the ring, an entire two months after the captain had joined the 14th precinct. It’s somewhat pathetic, really, considering the fact that an entire floor full of detectives hadn’t noticed right off the bat.

But when he does see it—a thin, silver band so innocuous that it could have just been a trick of the light—he trips headfirst into a recycling bin, earning a dirty glance from his boss through the window of the man’s office and Isaac kind of wants to sink into the ground and never come back out, but he has a duty to fulfill: spreading the news to every floor of the precinct that the captain is married.

Captain Derek Hale is married.

Until You Mean It by matildajones | 24.4K | angst with a happy ending

The whole town believes that Derek's client is guilty of murder, including Stiles, the man he spent one glittering evening with. As their lives tangle painfully together, Derek can't deny the pull he feels towards Stiles, even though he knows the only way this can end is with heartbreak.

Space That You Now Hold by GotTheSilver | 5.4K

“Oh my God,” Stiles mumbles. “What the hell am I meant to do with this?”

“Stiles, hush.” Allison elbows him. “Derek brought it for you.”

Allison understands, she can tell what he’s doing. The wolf whines, doesn’t know why Stiles isn’t getting it. He should be getting it. Letting go of the buck, Derek steps forward and rests a hand on Stiles’ thigh.

hold on to me because i'm a little unsteady by starcanopus | 6K | time travelers wife au, kinda

“Derek.” Stiles casts a slightly nervous glance around the cafeteria, eyes widening. He's a little surprised that Stiles knows his name.

Derek can feel his teammates’ gazes on him, can hear their confused whispers. He doesn’t care. There’s just…something about Stiles, and despite his parents’ warnings (“be careful of that Stilinski boy, son, he doesn’t feel right”), Derek wants to know more. He wants to know why Stiles is always alone and why, despite the sarcastic grin that seems permanently etched over his lips, he sometimes reeks of grief and rage.

“Can I sit here?”

A Letter From Mom by StilesIsMySpiritAnimal | 32.9K

After waking up at the age of 11 without any memories of his past Stiles spends eight years with his father in the tiny town of Shelter Cove, California. After his father's death he receives a notice from a storage facility in some town called Beacon Hills. Stiles is confused and thinks the manager made a mistake until he finds a letter that should have been for his 18th birthday that his dad never gave him. It's from his mother, who he has no memory of. Weirdly enough, her letter mentions Beacon Hills and some woman named Talia, who he's supposed to trust. Confused and angry at his father, Stiles sets out for Beacon Hills anxious and determined to find out what his dad had been hiding from him all these years.

#asks #sterek #ficrecs #fic rec friday #let's just pretend it's friday #<333 #magic!stiles #mates

[primadonnatartuffe]

-- primadonnaTartuffe [PT] began bothering impenetrableVitality [IV] at 17:29 --

PT: hey finn.

IV: ryan

IV: hey

IV: what's up

PT: well i just so you online and thought hey i should totally hit up finn?? we didnt really get a chance to catch up much at the party since you kinda ran off.

PT: and then i kinda ran off...

PT: so yeah.

PT: plus i just read your status update?

PT: yo.

IV: oh yeah

IV: okay i figured it had to do with that

IV: it's a thing

PT: it sure is????

PT: i cant leave you alone for three measley years without you getting into some crazy shit.

PT: lmao jk.

PT: congratulations!!

IV: thank you

IV: if you mean that sincerely

PT: i do.

PT: shes beautiful.

PT: and i think youd make a stellar dad.

IV: that

IV: means a lot

PT: yeah im sure youre probably getting some shit for it... but thats how i feel.

PT: so youve got me in your corner at least.

IV: oh definitely

IV: that's good to know

IV: it's good to have you back

PT: a weird burnout runaway is in your corner but hey...

PT: yeah.

PT: its good to be back.

IV: how's your family handling it

PT: okay i guess. my parents are happy but i think my dad is gonna be pissed for a while too lol.

PT: im working things out with russet...

IV: that's cool

IV: i think she'll come around

PT: yeah im weirdly optimistic about it.

PT: i kinda expected more backlash but everyone has been really cool.

IV: you were really missed

IV: like

IV: by everyone

PT: yeah...?

IV: including me

IV: i missed you a lot

PT: i missed you too dude.

PT: ... im sorry.

PT: i must have really worried you.

IV: you worried me so much i went crazy and adopted a child

PT: fuck... i did this.

PT: if anyone gives you more shit about it you can just blame it on me.

IV: no i'm kidding

IV: it's believable though isn't it

PT: it really is.

PT: speaking of i gotta visit you and the baby soon.

PT: where are you living these days?

IV: with colt and little

IV: in odimist

PT: oh shit... hahaha.

PT: sorry.

PT: that just sounds like a trip.

IV: i mean it can be

IV: like last night colt dragged me out and we ran into joel and rammie

IV: joel had a lot to say

PT: about the baby? or just in general like he always do.

IV: both

IV: uses me as a reason to feel betrayed or something

PT: what a dingus dongus.

PT: dont let him get you down... you gotta do you.

IV: yeah i'm

IV: working toward that

PT: good deal.

IV: i don't think i've ever seen you near a baby

PT: i dont think ive been near a baby since lucy was born?? and i was practically still a baby then too.

PT: babies are cool tho.

IV: then you'll like sofia

IV: she's pretty cool

PT: i could tell by that picture you posted.

PT: i thought to myself... now that is one cool chick.

IV: it makes me wonder why anyone would leave her but

IV: i guess i have ideas

IV: and she's better off with me anyway

PT: agreed.

PT: hey... so...

PT: this is nice?

PT: being able to talk like this.

IV: well yeah it's

IV: always been

PT: i know... its just cool we can kinda... pick up where we left off?

IV: yeah i mean

IV: other than like missing you and all that stuff i still feel the same

PT: daw... :')

PT: that means a lot.

PT: i

PT: wanna be a better friend.

IV: stay a while and you will be

PT: okay... i can do that.

IV: we should actually like

IV: i don't know

IV: officially hang out

PT: yeah... i wanna do that.

IV: sooner rather than later

IV: i mean just saying

PT: you want me to come hike out to the woods rn for you?

IV: you could or i could go to you if it's a huge hike

PT: i mean colt kinda lives out in the middle of bfe.

IV: i could get him to watch sofia

PT: okay. how about we meet up someplace in amberhold so all i gotta do is zap over to odimist and you dont gotta trek all the way outta the woods and then to skaia?

IV: sure

IV: that sounds good to me

PT: noice.

IV: there's a coffee shop

IV: it's tiny but really close to like

IV: the transportalizer

PT: ok ill be there in two shakes.

PT: (two booty shakes.)

IV: perfect

FINN: -he'll be waiting at the coffee shop for her in a reasonable amount of time, sitting at a table with a tea and waiting-

RYAN: *enters the establishment with two more booty shakes. gotta show off the goods... though she is much thinner than she used to be and doesn't necessarily feel all that attractive. but oh well, she slides up to the table, flashing finn a smile.*

RYAN: heyyyy.

FINN: -she's still beautiful unfortunately for him. he smiles up at her- hey what a coincidence

RYAN: i know right?? fancy meeting you here.

FINN: take a seat stay a while

RYAN: *plops down across from him and steals his tea to take a sip of it.*

FINN: sure you can taste it

RYAN: thanks man. youre so generous.

FINN: i know i try

RYAN: *snickers and hands it back*

RYAN: so... finn. *chinhands at him*

FINN: ryan

RYAN: what have you been up to all this time? i mean i kinda know but give me the details.

FINN: where do you want me to start

RYAN: *sings* lets start at the very beginniiiing... a very good place to start.

FINN: so from when you left

RYAN: mm... i guess thats about the beginning yeah.

FINN: well i spent a lot of time volunteering all over the galaxy

FINN: i mean i don't think it will be that interesting for you

RYAN: i dunno man... why dont you give me your most interesting experience from it at least?

RYAN: see anything awe inspiring? meet any cool people?

FINN: well -he suddenly stops and looks to the side- yeah

RYAN: *tilts her head at him* yeah?

FINN: -remembers his talk with satomi and he clears his throat a little, fidgeting- i met a guy from where i'm from

RYAN: yeah? what was he like?

FINN: he was cool and he wa pretty old

FINN: was*

FINN: pretty sick too but had a great sense of humor you know

-- impenetrableVitality [IV] is now an idle chum! --

RYAN: *smiles softly. there's one way these stories usually go, but she's still happy to listen what it was like for finn.* yeah i get you.

FINN: told me all about what it was like growing up there

FINN: he was just a guy who refused to leave you know

FINN: until he was forced out

FINN: his name was mateo

RYAN: ah... tenacious with a sense of humor? mateo definitely sounds like my kind of guy.

FINN: you would have liked him

FINN: if you could speak spanish

RYAN: *laughs a little* if only...

RYAN: you should teach me sometime by the way.

FINN: i'd be down for that

FINN: stick with me you'll be a pro in no time

FINN: in which no time is quite a while

RYAN: pffff.

RYAN: okay tell me more about mateo. youve got me hooked.

FINN: well what do you want to know

RYAN: did he ever bestow any elderly wisdom upon you?

FINN: i guess you could say that

RYAN: *just chinhands at him like 8) *

FINN: just kind of told me that if i had the opportunity to explore where i came from then i shouldn't pass it up

RYAN: thats good advice.

RYAN: im pretty sure i came from like a utility closet on the uu or something.

FINN: so go explore that utility closet

RYAN: pretty sure i already have. ;) *remember that time finn...*

FINN: -THAT CANT BE THAT SAME ONE. he pauses and then gets red- oh that is not the same one

RYAN: you never know...

FINN: i can't believe you're entertaining the idea of having fucked in the same closet as your parents

RYAN: hahahahaha.

RYAN: um is that not romantic to you??????

FINN: romantic would not be the word i'd use to describe that

RYAN: *folds her arms on the table and lays her head in them, wheezing with laughter*

FINN: -STOP BEING CUTE IT'S RUDe. but he's laughing too-

RYAN: *surfaces with a big breath. okay, she's good.* god...

RYAN: this is fun.

FINN: -still laughing intermittently- yeah

FINN: hey if we made hgtv fun

FINN: possibilities are endless

RYAN: holy shit. *she's laughing again. memories...* okay so i hate to run off so suddenly but... its getting kind of late so i think im gonna head back to skaia.

RYAN: *she's a little paranoid about staying out late, for various reasons...*

RYAN: ill go to your place next time so i can meet the babby.

FINN: -it's sad she has to leave so soon but...he understands.- sounds like a plan

FINN: be safe on your way back okay

RYAN: yeah of course. *slides out of her seat, but before she goes she rounds the table to give finn a kiss on the cheek.*

RYAN: later alligator. *double pistols and a wink as she moves off to exit.*

FINN: -waves wordlessly after that cheek kiss. he'll be sitting here a while-

#impenetrablevitality #in which catching up with finn

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Friends

Ima go thru all of these bastards online because haha I’m anonymous and no one knows suit about me and no one fucking cares. Yay.

ALL CAPS CUZ IM A DRAMA QUEEN AND IF AND IF A STRAIGHT DUDE SAID THAT AT SCHOOL HAHA ID BE KILLED.

FUCKING BRAD: OK DAY ONE BEST PAL, SAYS ITS HARD TO TALK TO ME AFTER IGNORING ME FOR A WHILE I MEAN U COULD JUST SAY THAT BUT NOOOOO ITS GONNA BE LIKE EVERY OTHER TIME. U JUST WANT TO TALK WHEN IM ABOUT TO DO SOME STUPID SHIT. I don’t need to hear about what Daniela does rn okkkk??? I’m empty rn and u should move on.

AARON: you smart as mf, we get how u spend ur time as a wannabe hermione granger but hey the group of dipshits here want to talk about something normal maybe. Don’t get offended and stop talking about your damn cheese. This might sound rude but it’s every day. Since sem 1. Every fucking day Aaron.

GREGORY: You only talk about yourself. You have problems? I’ve heard about it and I’ve helped u. Then when I talk u talk about some chick at gymnastics?? I get u think ur better than us but yo like. Ugh.

ELLIOT: dAmn it elliot. This guy says we’re married, first day we met in September. Other days he sits as far away as possible and like doesn’t make eye contact in the halls, and shit and I’m like ok I guess today’s not our day. Then all of a sudden he’s like, heyyyy Jay, I was so bored without you at lunch today. And like idk man. Okay, just be uh idk about u, I mean I like u but ur so confusing 🤦‍♂️ smh

Alex L: we were cool, we still are but like bro can u like chill. We’re playing a card game.

Kyle: we shout insults at each other so we’re cool.

Yuseuf: you’re nice and lo siento if I offended u like sorry bro.

Christina: we have a lot in common but you’re awkward and I am too and what.

Becky: yo like I used to like u but I’m not all about that rn idk, but like I like talking to u (when did this become to them and note venting)

THAT’s— that felt good, maybe that’s wy those girls on insta do that tbh shit and venting.