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clownaddict · 10 months
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I’m sorry, but with everything I’ve read about this Titanic submarine accident the only thing I can say is, you know, there is tempting fate and then there’s ..... this.
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officialspec · 6 months
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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southernsolarpunk · 4 months
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I don’t even care who fucking wins the presidency this year look at this
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auckie · 2 months
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https://x.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1765391777580912958?s=20
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PLEASE GD IF YOU LOVE AND WANT TRAINS
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normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.
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catfindr · 3 months
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michelledrawz · 9 months
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Had a dream that my partner and I were trying to find a single seat on a very crowded bus, and among all the human passengers was a rat taking up a seat. I was like "Why not just take the seat and hold the rat in your lap?" and partner was like No, that's HIS seat
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synthesizerfaggot · 1 month
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a nervous young man
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wallaceandpestle · 4 months
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DON’T YOU REALIZE OUR BODIES COULD FALL APART AT ANY SECOND?
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ghosts-cyphera · 7 months
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okay but !! jealous Ghost listening to the reader talk about their tinder date.
"Soap, he was fucking 6 feet tall, shoulde—"
"Taller than I am?"
From the deep rumble of Ghost’s voice, you raised a brow.
"No one’s fucking taller than you are, Ghost. Anyway," you turned back to grinning Soap, "he had shoulders for goddamn days, and his fucking hands—" You let out a deep breath, your voice touched with breathless amusement. "Soap, I swear when he touched me, I—"
The feeling of something reaching for your fingers cut your sentence short, and all it took was one glance down for your breathing to cling to your throat.
Resting against the palm of your hand were five fingers, covered by a skeleton glove. So much bigger than yours.
Longer, thicker.
Belonging to your fucking Lieutenant.
“Bigger than mine, yeah?”
You raised your sight to meet the gaze of Ghost, his head ever so slightly tilted, his eyes dark with amusement.
“No.” Your voice was slightly breathless as his fingers brushed against yours. “Not bigger than yours, sir.”
With a deep chuckle and his gaze not leaving yours, Ghost took a step back. “You’ll do well to remember that, darlin’.”
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masterlist | requests are open 💌
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kottkrig · 2 days
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People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I've been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it
You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it's just one person with an art blog?? I love u
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hunnam · 1 month
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mascxdaddy · 5 months
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need a passenger princess whose thigh i can grab when i'm driving and then slowly inch higher and higher when we're at a light to tease her and make her all desperate and wet for me, making it so easy to fuck her stupid when we get home
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courfee · 3 months
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oby jeggy is a different kind of dsfkdsf so here is them from the first fic in that series, i will touch you with my mind by my love @itsjaywalkers
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abilai · 4 months
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And then I learned the truth, how everything good in life seems to lead back to you…
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bluemuffin-draws · 1 year
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The ending had me in tears...
Goncharov (1973) my beloved
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