#normal safe fun work

[inkskinned]

there are a lot of posts out there that are positive and healthy coping mechanisms for handling the holidays. this is not one of them :)

i think there's like. going to be times in your life you will be stuck in a social situation that you cannot escape from gracefully. i do not know why the internet doesn't believe these times exist. it's not always just that your physical safety is at risk - sometimes it's legit like "i just don't currently have the energy or time to put in the effort of responding to this." sometimes it's a coworker you hate so much. sometimes it's just like, fine, you know? like you know you can handle your aunt when she's cheerily horrible, but if you actually set a boundary around her, it's going to be weeks of fallout with your father.

i don't know why people think the answer is always just "cut them out!" or "don't let them get away with that!" because ... the real world is tricky and complicated. i think kind of a lot of us have an internal "radiation poisoning" meter for certain people. like - i'm talking about the ones who are absolutely giving you gradual ick damage. like, you can handle them, but you'll be exhausted.

and yes. you absolutely should listen to your therapist and the good posts about handling others and set good boundaries and take care of yourself. prioritize peace.

HOWEVER :) ...... since im often in a situation with a Gradual Sense of Ick person i cannot just "cut out" of my life (without losing someone else precious to me) - i have sort of developed the most. maladaptive form of mischief possible. because like, if i'm going to have to listen to this shit again, i like to have a little bit of private fun with it.

now! again, i am physically safe, just mentally drained by this man. you should only do this with people you are not in danger with. which leads me to my suggestions for when your Unfortunate Acquaintance shows up and says oh everyone pay attention to me.

my favorite word is "maybe!" said as brightly and happily as possible. whenever the Horrible Person starts in on a topic you do not want to go further with, particularly if they make a claim that you know to be inaccurate, do not respond to it. you and i have both tried to actually argue with this person, and it hasn't gone well, because this person just wants the drama of an argument. however, "maybe!" gives them literally nothing to go on. it is incredibly disarming. they are used to people having some response. they know they can't prove what they're saying, and maybe! treats them like the child they are. it dismisses them in the politest way possible.

i like to say maybe! and then, in their stunned silence, immediately change the subject. this is because i have adhd and i will have something unrelated to talk about, but if you can't think of topics fast enough, i recommend just pointing to something and saying, "isn't that lovely?" because fuck you let's bring in some positivity.

by the way. that second trick - of pointing to something and stating an opinion about it? - that just works on its own, like, 70% of the time. i picked it up from teaching preschoolers. it's an intentional "redirect". it stops children crying and it also stops grown adults from finishing their explanation on why women belong in kitchens. dual wielding!

keep it silly for yourself. i absolutely do not care if people think i'm fucking stupid (it's more fun if they do) and as a result i will purposefully misunderstand things just to see how long it takes them to realize i've completely removed them from the subject at hand. when they say "women aren't funny" i get to be like. "which women." "all women." "all women in america?" "no in the world." "like the mole people? the people in the world?" "what? no. like, alive." "oh are we not counting the mole people?" "what the fuck are you talking about." "you don't believe in the mole people?"

similarly, i play a personal game called "one up me." my Evil Acquaintance literally knows this game exists (my family & friends caught onto it and now also play it) and it always fucking gets him. i don't know why. you have to be willing to be a little free-spirited on this one, though. the trick is that when they make one of those horrible little bigoted or annoying comments they are always making, you need to go one unit weirder. not more intense, mind you - just more weird. "you don't look good in that dress." "yeah, actually, my other dress was covered in squid ink due to a mishap at the soup store." "you shouldn't wear such revealing clothes." "wait, what? oh shit. sorry, your son tears off strips when no one is looking and eats them. i swear it was longer before we left the building."

the point of "one up me" is to completely upend this person's narrative. we both know this person likes setting up situations where you cannot "win" and then they really like telling other people how badly you handled it. in a usual situation, if you respond "please don't say something that rude", you're a bitch. but if you let it happen, you're letting yourself be debased. they are not usually expecting door number three: unflappably odd. because what are they going to say when they're telling everyone how badly you behaved? "she said my son eats her dresses" ".... okay?"

if you can, form an allyship with someone whomst you can tagteam with. where they can pick up on your weird "soup store" story and run with it.

the following phrase is amazing and can be deployed for any situation: "oh, be nice :) it's the holidays!" i do not know why this works as often as it does. i'll say it for the most random shit. i think this is bc most of the time these people know they're being impolite, they just like to fight.

godbless. when in doubt, remember that you could always start stealing their pens.

the whole point of this is - if you can't escape. maybe see how long you can just be. like. a horrible little menace.

#this is objectively bad advice #don't listen to it protect yourself and do real work on yourself find one of the good posts i've made about this #but also. u know. if u want to have fun while u do the work of setting boundaries #.... it IS fun #i will say that my fear of him went SO down after i just started. fucking with him. #bc i used to get SO fucking upset #i'd spend WEEKS arguing with him. tearing my hair out. sick with anxiety and dread and anger about all of it #and now i just LITERALLY do not engage #instead i'm like '' haha :) mole people" and get the HELL out of any tense conversation #i kind of think some of these people are literally addicted to drama as a form of connection #they like the rush they get from arguing #but those arguments are incredibly damaging for me #so like..... i am in the process of literally rehabilitating this person to figure out how to find connection thru #NORMAL CONVERSATION #he doesn't get it yet #i also do talk to them like they're preschool kids lmafo . ''are you using a safe and kind voice right now?'' #'' do you need a snackie? you sound a little upset. let's have some hummus and come back to playtime when we feel ready''

[merklins]

SKITTERS LIKE A CRITTER AT MACH SPEEDS. Hey. >:3

Since you mentioned wanting to try your hand at the drawing challenge... may I request VRV Hypnos (ep2) in "Crying Lightning"?

A Hypnos request in my inbox? HEHEHE why you shouldn't have (:

#m scribbles #m asks #hlvrv #hlvrv dr hypnos #I'll admit you gave me QUITE the challenging palette!I DID have to cheat a little and steal a shade of black to make this work #BUT!!! IT WAS A VERY FUN CHALLENGE AND IT TURNED OUT VERY COOL (: #I still have the lineart for this saved too so i might come back later and do this again with his normal colours too! #Aaa. I'll play this extra safe and add an #eyestrain #because. YEP my eyes certainly are straining on those curls haha #eye contact

[benthicbyte]

thylacine cosmo + a bunch of small drawings and sketches that i didn't feel deserved their own post

#oc: cosmo #thylacine fursona #opossum fursona #furry #safe fur work #anthro #fursona #sfw furry #anthro art #ngl i may just make him a thylacine for realsies. i like that design a bit more #more fun to play with especially in the more. animal anthro form? #idk what to call it but it's the elongated torso body shape that's a bit further away from normal human shape #shaped like the animals in walt disney's robin hood

[fluffyfairyzz]

☆ hyde jumpscare!!! hes so silly :33!

★ : non gif vers bellow cut!

#[🦴];; mossy’s art #[🪐];; mossy’s ocs #this little man lives in my head RENT FREE. #monsters such a cutie patootie… <3 #/p #kangaroo furry #normal about him #(lying) #yea horror canonically has rrly sharp teef btw!!! fun hyde fact #sfw furry #safe fur work #furry art #furry oc #furry gif #wooo!

[quietwingsinthesky]

there’s a progression in there, somewhere, of even going from ‘the master might kill me any day now :(‘ to ‘the master is going to kill me :) she’s not going to let someone else do it after all this time’

#i wouldn’t call it hubris exactly. more like this pretty secure surity that that’s how they’re going to die. #and to them that makes sense. they chose this. they keep choosing it after the doctor offers them a way out. #because this is. they understand this. and they feel safe in the reprieve before their death. #how do you control death? choose who kills you. the last defense of a prey animal. #something something dark mirror to clara’s ‘i am owed’ speech for even is if this ever. doesn’t work out the way they thought it would. #clara tried to threaten the doctor so that he’d reverse death for her. even would turn on the master if she tried to spare them. #i am owed better. i am owed the death you promised… i am owed the knowledge that you don’t care enough to save me… you know. something like #that. #even is. kind of. meant to mirror the doctor’s companions at the time. they are a martha who can’t leave him. they are a donna who has to #remember and never speak about everything they know. they are clara if during deep breath clara reached back and truly didn’t expect. truly #hoped. that no one would take her hand. because if they can be certain it will happen they can know never to reach again. #jesus christ. go to therapy boy. you have so many trust issues. #but that’s why they’re Like That with the master because at the end of the day. who is easier to rely on? the guy who comes in to put out #fires but only sometimes. or the guy who. really really fucking likes starting fires. #better to get burned hoping someone is coming or get burned knowing that’s what would happen. and even. chooses the latter. #AND ALL OF THIS. for me to say thats why i cant actually let the master ever kill them. #i think she needs to do something worse to even. i think she needs to abandon them. #and that will either set them free to go have healthy normal relationships or. lets be honest much more likely. completely fucking break #them. which would be fun :) for me. #dw oc

[quickhacked]

'Look- Ghouls,' Layla quietly said, leaning over Mac as she pointed at a few rapidly moving dots in the distance. Mac gently nudged Gabriella's camera aside, the knot in his stomach tightening when he moved a little closer to the backseat window to be able see it as well. A small horde, charging with incredible speed at the opened hangar of the wall. They moved unpredictable; changed direction to the approaching vehicles, a view similar to a flock of birds going for a sudden dive. Several little flashes of light came from the cars, and the ghouls dropped one by one- the gunshots were too far away to be heard. || [x] + [x]

#all that's left #edit:mac #nuclearocs #nuclearedits #rbs encouraged <3 #ok well here is the edit i was talking about tee hee and lol >:^) zombie stories my beloved #this is one of the most fun stories i've ever worked on it's so !!!!! augh !!!!!! #the characters are sososoosososo special to me even though i don't have a lot of details for them. still. after so many years #it's all safely stored in my brain they are all like besties to me #if you have any quastions about the story... my asks are open and i love to yell. so. teehee #it starts out so. normal. there's a lot of big settlements and ghouls are only in the wasteland. people are Safe. and then. shit happens #and you Know it's all gonna go wrong but you just don't know When and that's what makes the first few chapters so good. imo

[camping-with-monsters]

Listened to The Stupendium’s “Neath!” enough to say “ah fuck it. Let’s make an oc out of this song.”

His name’s Cyrmic. Sometimes people just call him Ol’ Danderdilly. A bit of a curious existence— one that was believed to have such low odds that it was almost considered impossible, as he is half human and half cryptid!

In Bliss (which he’s debatably canon to it, not a whole lot of development has gone into his relevance, but he wouldn’t even be a considered character in the first act(??) but likely in a later act.), as long as both parties can consent and the cryptid is sentient (because it’s likely that there are cryptids that have mindsets closer to humans and others closer to animals) than a human and a cryptid can peruse a relationship. By default, humans and cryptids are not compatible to reproduce— but the gene for cryptids does in fact exist. It’s just a rarity. Most who do bare the gene usually don’t end up courting with a human for either the obvious reasons, don’t even end up with a human (which is more common than not) or just decide not to have a relationship at all. It’s a mixed bag.

However, in Cyrmic’s case, his cryptic parent did in fact bare the gene when courting with a human— and learned that the hard way. What kept them optimistic about it, we don’t know. Regardless, Cyrmic exists now. Not much going back on that.

Known to be kind of a peculiar character, Cyrmic plays the role of an oddball with a fascination for all things old-timey. He leaves a questionable taste in other’s mouths with his somewhat intimidating demeanor that’s both charming and suspicious which is reflected on his gestures and dignified dialect. Some people are led to believe he might be plotting something. But maybe they’re just not used to seeing something considerable as an eighth wonder. He’s not really trying to scare people. He’s just like that in general, and he genuinely means well!

But all in all, he’s looking for someone to love. Someone he can settle down with that can humor his curious point of view.

#uh oh. new idiot to play with #so uh yeah like I said he’s very inspired by Neath! by The Stupendium :))) #specifically the part with Byron Brimstone if it isn’t obvious #I am. very very very very very very normal about that song ::::))))) #so awesome too because I showed my parents and my dad has apparently been listening to it more lately :0!!!!!! #he says it’s the perfect song to get ready for work #because it’s so long and it helps him track how much time he has before he has to leave #they both absolutely loved it and were super impressed with the writing in it #and GOD it’s just. y’all saw my animatic I made. one of the greatest songs ever #it makes me so :D!!!!!!!!! #first time in years I can safely say I genuinely do have a favorite song #anyways. cyrmic. #fun fact his name should have been ‘cymric’ but I kept misspelling the word in my head until I realized I was saying it wrong #but I liked Cyrmic more anyway ((it’s pronounced as sir-mick by the way)) #he’s a little strange but we love him for it <3 #a little weirdo stuffed with fluff and organs <3 #cutting this man open is like playing a game of ‘what will come out of him? Cute red stuffing or pools of blood? let’s find out!’ #he also has a questionable fashion sense but that’s okay #he’s just looking for love man :(( he wants someone to settle down with but most people are offput by him :(( #Cyrmic Danderdilly #Bliss #ocs #original characters #original stories #The Kiwi Draws

[zorphie]

this is where i go to yap about my ocs fr... hi chat im back in the fucking building again

ok anywayyyy for awhile ive been working on how erin and quinn's magic affects them (in the nicest way possible they are not normal) so here are some of my coherent thoughts under the cut , as scs bc i am too lazy to turn it into a text post oops

#txt #oc: erin #oc: quinn #oc: althea #oc: eden #oc: amari #oc: koda #i wanna do ghis with others when my brain works #but I prioritized them since i did say 'uh oh oops theyre jesus reincarnated' and left it there #i also forgot to mention that their dragon forms cost a lot more on them depending on the size they choose to be #itty bitty is perfectly safe #yes i write full on essays about my ocs #even with all of the tgings these two can do they prefer to follow normal wizard standards because they do want to leave godhood behind #it wasnt fun </3 #so being able to get a chance to live the average life makes them happy #is very excited to write about their dynamic with dasein and lalin because 😼 #guys who were born yesterday #guys who ask what 'that thing over there is' (lamp on the sidewalk) #devin is getting dragged everywhere by all of them #hopefuly i dont have to edit this later

[noramoons]

i live

#im off work for four days and become active again HAHA #but also. hi y’all i know it has been a minute 😭 #this has been a crazy year (and it’s still not over…) but im feeling much more confident/comfortable at my job these days. so— #—much less stress in that department than before #uhhh got a bf. flew across the country for bf. broke up with bf. normal activities for tumblr user noramoons #all that being said 😭 i think im in a good spot to start being somewhat active again :) #and !! i’ve been writing !!!!! it’s a christmas miracle !! #one fic dropping either tonight or tmrrw…the next will be a while later since it’s a series but y’all. i am SO excited to keep working on i #AGGHH forgot how fun writing can be. anyway. life update over i hope everyone is doing well and staying safe n warm this holiday season !!! #and if not - my asks and dms are always open if anyone needs to chat or infodump or vent <3 I MISSED YALL #beck.txt

[techmomma]

autistic burnout is fuckin REAL, y’all

if you don’t treat it, it will treat you.

poorly.

#this is HALF OF WHY i'm having such a HARD TIME RIGHT NOW #because you can't TREAT IT without ADDRESSING THE MASK #THE THING THAT KEPT YOU SAFE #BUT IS HURTING YOU #SO THEN YOU GOTTA DO THE WORK OF GETTING COMFORTABLE #WITH BEING WEIRD #NOT JUST FUNNY QUIRKY CHARMING WEIRD #BUT THE WEIRD YOU THAT GOT MADE FUN OF AS A CHILD #OR TOLD TO BE QUIET #OR TO STOP BEING WEIRD #OR ASKED WHY YOU CAN'T JUST BE NORMAL #THE SECRET YOU WHO'S QUIET AND SCARED AND NOBODY LIKED WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER #BUT YOU'VE BEEN THE FUNNY CHARMING FRIEND FOR SO LONG THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE SECRET YOU IS LIKE #SO YOU'RE LEARNING HOW TO BE YOU ALL FUCKING OVER AGAIN

[msfcatlover]

Lemme tell you, if the new show explicitly disproves any of my takes on how TMA’s world functions: No it didn’t, because I’m not going to listen to that thing until it’s over (not judgemental; just how I roll), and I don’t have to account for canon I don’t consume.

I might add/amend some of what I absorb by osmosis, if I like ‘em, but that’s a mighty big “might.”

Also, if my headcanons are cooler, I’m still sticking with them.

This is also how I’m approaching comics, for the record :P (Awful lot of osmosis, but I am moseying my way forwards.)

#tma #tma crossover #batfam crossover #my life #mine #// #This is not me picking a fight TMA tag; this is me adding a condition I realized to an AU I'm brainstorming. #I mean #anyone who looks at it can tell I'm using the fanon cuddlier version of avatars than canon's brutal broken people #(again: also true for the batfam side of the equation) #I just like it when the horrors can coexist with the slice-of-life stuff. The glimpses we got of the avatars being seemingly normal people #is where a lot of TMA's comedy lies and also serves as a fascinating counter to what we know they're capable of. #''How do the horrors cope? What do the horrors eat for breakfast? Do the horrors have anyone they have boring normal conversations with?'' #These are fun questions! Plus there's a special simmering horror in the knowledge someone you interact with daily could be dangerous. #I want to joke about Eye avatars not being morning people just as much as I want to emphasize how fucking dangerous they are. #I like the pack/family thing certain Hunters seem to have going on; it suggests a softer side to those instincts. That's fun! #We got fuck all on how the Web works until s5 but I didn't like the Web side of s5's plot so I'm sticking with the first 4. EMPTY SANDBOX. #There will absolutely be a tribute Outsider POV bit about the barista who doesn't realize their regulars aren't human (or /safe/) #...If I ever get around to writing it

[ectoplasmer]

ffff FLAILS AROUND

#AAAAAAAA okay okay rainy lore time i guess #one time i needed to talk to someone to help me get my spotify gift card to work because i obviously Cannot Read #and the person greeted me by saying like ‘hello Destiny’ or something #and of course i was confused but then i remembered that my account name is destinyboard #so i guess the person could assume that was my name idk >_< #but that reminded me of the line dub bakura has in ep 79 #something along the lines of ‘my destiny awaits!’ or whatever after he knocks grandpa unconscious #and so. of course. my brain goes ‘hey haha wouldn’t that be funny if that was a pet name. ahaha. oh.’ #BUT I DIDN’T COMMIT TO IT BECAUSE IT FELT MORE CRINGE THAN USUAL SO >_> #anyway uhhh time skip. today. like right now #casually converse with yamiba ai tell him i love him etc etc #casually get endearingly called ‘my destiny’ out of no where #begin internally screaming while having to look as normal as possible #i am. not okay agskdhdkdhs #IT’S SWEET OKAY…. >////< #anyway i’m. fun times fun times fun times i am so not thinking about actually asking him to use that as a pet name #(i so am. send help) #something something existing for three millennia and him finally finding a home and family for himself #even if it’s just us and not a ‘real’ family #it’s still home. it’s still safe. and maybe we were always meant to find each other :) #four of spades

[realboutfatalfury]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay <- full of fighting games

#but not really full! can still play just taking a break bc that's important 👍 #tried almost everyone in strive yay (i say everyone bc i did not play zato. i know i'll hate it. i always hate it) #the usual cast is alright you know how they are #forgot they simplified i-no's inputs thank god. #DISAPPOINTED THEY TOOK OUT LEO'S REKKA. GOOOOOO TO HELL #not really but. why. why would you do this. i liked his rekka. it's fun. #if 236 s isn't going to follow up to anything else without rc then why. whyyy #tch whatever i'm over it. #goldlewis is kind of fun hehe but i'm not maining for the safeness of my stick o7 #jack-o changed sooooo much omg. i instinctively did 2k > c.s > 5s > 5h > 4d lol 😭 #sooooo sad that k normals don't cancel to s normals. except in the air. it makes me sooooo upset but i've already complained earlier. #uh ooh playing axl in strive feels great! i don't usually like playing him even i do might like playing him #<- plays whip and amane on occasion #uuuh may is fine 👍 love the um fireball (?) they gave her #testament is soooooooooo awesome i love you testament #giovanna and nago are great! i knew i'd like playing both of them #baiken is swag i miss her kabari follow-ups so much......tether is fun tho hehe #and they gave them a gun! swag #brisket is so so cool 👍 #happy chaos.................... he's fine. as an elphelt guy idk if i'll play him. i don't quite get how he works yet. but when i will... #thinking about it makes me scared. #gonna play with my sister later heeeeeheeee #not playing online yet bc i'm still getting used to how gatlings work also the throw button is now dust which will fuck me up i think #just gotta think strive is a whole other game rather than a guilty gear bc it really does feel like that 😭 #ah also still need to get used to wallbreaks.

[victory-cookies]

me: wow I’m so stressed with work and school, time to recede into my long-running escapist daydream where my self-insert juggles a job and an education

#and is also raising a kid rn? that’s not a normal thing that’s just the plot I’ve been on lately #it’s more just ‘oh shit this kid’s dads got fucking kidnapped and I don’t trust anyone else to keep him safe so I guess he’s my charge’ #and yeah sure in my daydreams shit is more fun and cool but it’s still like. Work and school and then taking care of a kid #(which I have no desire to do! At all! I am not planning to raise any kids! and yet here we are!) #like don’t get me wrong it’s still my escapist daydream but looking at it objectively it is so funny #though it’s more just like ‘what if all the things I hate doing I enjoyed bc they were more cool’ #doesn’t mean max (the self-insert in question) isn’t like ‘I don’t need sleep so I can just do multiple full time jobs! this is fine!’ #while Jonas looks on like ‘hey man it looks like you’re running yourself into the ground!!’ #and he’s right. I wouldn’t say max is fine. #but at least he doesn’t have a project due on Sunday! so daydream I will #anyway I hope you enjoyed your… semi annual(?) look into my years long escapist daydream universe #I post about it so little there’s no context for most of this!

[springcatalyst]

this movie is permanently implanted in my retinas. it's not even that good

#LMAO #like its definitely a fun movie. but it's blatantly just a quick star wars ripoff #but for some fucking reason i decided to splice myself an original audio only version #the power of hating out of sync dialogue i guess #ive mostly got it done. theres some quirks in the video and audio that i still need to fix #but rn I'm just working on subtitles. gotta rewrite them all to fit my timing #and the English subtitles from the Japanese version dont always actually match what theyre saying #so I'm fixing that #i sat down at like 6 today and was like ok! editing subtitles real quick! #this shouldnt take long! #little did i know. it is 11pm and im not even halfway thru #bro i WISH i could tell u how many hours ive sunk into this silly goofy project by now #let's see i watched the movie Monday. pretty much immediately downloaded the 2 versions #ive been working on it at least a bit every day... probably around 20 hours?? at least?? considering how i spend my time?? #so it's safe to say this movie is part of my brain matter now #theres parts that were tricky to get the audio right. that i had to check over and over #that i know like. exactly the diction of the lines. it's kinda hilarious #watching it again as i write the captions like lol. that's that line. the cadence of it lives in my brain forever #anyway anyway. having a normal one #i literally didn't even like the movie much when i watched it like it was fine #but by nature of spending so much time with it it is now like an old friend to me #those are my pals in the silly costumes flying the silly spaceships. so true maia. or whatever

[glow-in-the-dark-death]

The Daycare

Danny moves to Gotham after Lady Gotham themselves asks for his help.

Gotham's natural ecto has been deteriorating, and considering ecto was what held everything in existence together safely this was a major problem for Lady Gotham.

If Gotham got too bad it would spread to the rest of the world, and could cause it to cease to exist entirely.

So Danny came, as the Ghost King he had the power to filter in great amounts of the corrupt ecto just by being in the city.

But part of his obsession was protection & helping, Gotham already had a lot of help (Batfam). So he decided to focus on helping not with the problem at the top (villains), but with the problems at the bottom.

The problems at the bottom that would be the root cause in breeding more problems.

After all, many didn't start evil, but need and desperation pushed them towards that path.

So Danny moved to the worst part of Gotham, The Bowery.

What did he do there?

Why open a Daycare of course!

Many parents could not get a good or stable job simply because they needed to look after their kids and could not afford to pay the daycare fee.

Danny wasn't worried about money after all the coffers that he inherited as king would take forever to even make a dent in it, and that's only if he was living a very lavish lifestyle everyday for several human generations.

With this in mind his Daycare fee was pretty much nothing.

He would take care of the children of a very wide age group, while the adults could focus on getting a decent job or even returning to school for a higher education for better opportunities.

How does he care for so many children?

He duplicates himself of course!

At least in the very beginning, after a while he begins expanding his Daycare offering classes and tutoring to the children as well as free food at all times.

Who's helping him ?

His ex-rouges and other ghosts who volunteered.

Lunch Lady absolutely adores having so many people and kids to make food for, and Box Lunch can socialize and play with the other kids while she works.

Ember even volunteers to be the music teacher!

Danny has the help of many ghosts who once they heard his plans were very excited to help, many having the obsession with teaching children or in general. Other ghosts helped with building, expanding, and just generally helping maintain the building in great shape. Even building a very diverse and fun playground.

Of course all this catches the attention of Red Hood. Danny just appears one day on his territory with many others and practically having a building appear out of nowhere with how fast it was built, asking literal pennies to take care of the children, and free food for anyone who asks.

All that gains a lot of attention and is rather suspicious.

But the crime rate has been going down since he opened, which is a good thing.

But many people don't want good things and decide messing with Danny and his Daycare.

Unfortunately for them cuz Danny is absolutely down for violence if he's protecting what's his.

~

Villain: "What a lovely place you have here would be a shame if something were to happen"

Danny who has the audacity to fight Gods and win: "Someone call an ambulance! But not for me!

Also Danny: "These hands are rated E for everyone"

~

Other people:"Should we call someone for help?"

The ghosts:" Nah, let him have his fun he needs his enrichment"

~

Red Hood: "He's very suspicious"

Danny is absolutely covered in paint and singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star with the young kids: "Ah yes I'm totally doing normal Gothamite behavior"

~

Lady Gotham is having some self care spa time she's having a grand time: "Should I warn the young king of the other halfa (Jason)? Hmm best not, it'll be more entertaining if it happens naturally"

~

Just an Idea

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