#not common??

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

#Stardew valley #most common meeting place for me and my girlfriend is level 20 of the mines #I'm so proud of her 🥲 #i give her spicy eel that i got from killing monsters in the skull caverns #seriously can you imagine having someone like that in your town lmao

[cemeterything]

anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this

#🐉 #i dont think my version is the most common translation because its worded a bit differently #(but still gets the same point across) #however im glad because this bit makes me howl every time i remember it

[pink-vacancy]

Dungeon Meshi Ep. 12 - Red Dragon ll

#lesbians can resurrect each other with dark magic its common knowledge #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille donato #falin touden #farcille #blood tw

[intersectionalpraxis]

Where do I even begin? I'm appalled. The Canadian government living up to its roots in colonial-settler violence... this is beyond criminal. Contact your MP's. This erasure and anti-Palestinian racism is unacceptable.

For anyone reading this on or after February 26th, 2024 -here is more information/updates:

#feminist #social justice #free palestine #palestine #free gaza #current events #settler violence #settler colonialism #canada politics #canada #canadian #canadian government #signal boost #member of parliament #house of commons #justin trudeau #trudeau news #gaza strip #gaza genocide #cultural genocide

[beemovieerotica]

continually awed by how american states function like separate countries

I held back on getting my gender changed in the state of Georgia because it required filing a court case and appearing before a judge to prove that I had transitioned enough to warrant calling myself male on my documents. there was a strong possibility they could deny me because I hadn't undergone any type of surgery (a requirement under Georgia law that is waived only sometimes), despite passing as male 100% of the time.

this morning I went to the Maryland vehicle administration building and they had a touch screen with buttons that said "male" and "female."

I paused and asked the lady "I can choose male, right?" and she looked at me (again, I'm just some guy with a beard) (and I think she misheard me) and she was like "Oh! Do you want to be female now?" I said no, my Georgia license (directly in front of her) says female, they wouldn't let me change it, can I be male now?

she said to just pick whichever I wanted. I got my updated license in 5 minutes.

#trans #lmao this entire interaction #common maryland W

[seagull-yuri]

#birblr #birdblr #bird blogging #common grackle #grackle #common grackle (bronzed) #shitpost #flashing tw #tw flashing #flashing

[ahotknife]

i will never stop being 6 years old and lonely. i will never stop being 11 years old and lonely. i will never stop being 19 years old and lonely. i will never stop

#lucinda.txt #my therapist said there was a common thread of loneliness in my life :( #i was like yeah :( there is :( #1k #2k #5k #10k

[mikayesha]

I like to think i'm funny:,)

#no one saw the original post okay AHAHA no one #anw #phoenix wright ace attorney #ace attorney #maya fey #phoenix wright #aa #aa shitpost #ace attorney shitpost #this is so common wow #shitpost #zamn

[kozzax]

It's times like these, when Grian refers to snails as molluscs and gastropods, that I remember he has a degree in marine biology. In retrospect this makes the fishing arc funnier I think.

#me vibing #hermitcraft #grian #not that people outside marine bio don't know snails are molluscs #it's just. not the world's most common knowledge i feel like #so it unlocked the 'hermit real world achievements' memory file in my brain

[typhlonectes]

#land #economics #plotics #philosophy #the commons #nature #capitalism #socialism

[vampirejuno]

Do you ever become mutuals with someone you share an intense interest with and it becomes this limbo of "I want to be your friend SO fucking bad but I'll eat a shoe before dm-ing first"

#i know this is probably a fairly common experience but rn i am very much feeling like the normalest guy in the world

[ratcandy]

we just keep naming bugs like this

#this is honestly my favorite type of common names. i love when we give that guy some strange adjective #clamtalk #bugposting #bugs #entomology

[crimeronan]

CDC finally fuckin' recommended the new COVID boosters for everyone in the US. letting my american followers who don't check the news know because i've been turned away for wanting to get an extra booster & now won't be anymore & it's Lovely. most americans are not going to get these and are going to grumble about them, which sucks as far as spread goes - but DOES mean u can schedule with ur local pharmacy sooner rather than later. please do so. ur immunocompromised friends and ur own body will thank u.

#coronavirus #covid #we're all gonna catch covid like the common cold for the next several decades #PLEASE get as protected as u can in the face of that reality. #it's not worth becoming disabled or further disabling/killing ur disabled friends and family members. #autoimmune tag

[rosencrantzsguildenstern]

all period typical nicknames are free reign

#chitra.txt #historical #i could have fit more but i feel like that wouldnt be in the spirit of the era #like people existed who werent these but less common #polls

[solarwreathe]

let’s not talk about this, ever

#totk #tears of the kingdom #yiga clan #totk link #totk yiga #totk meme #totk fanart #loz #legend of zelda #all clucking cucco quest gave me trust issues #if they can illusion magicks themselves into anything how common are these incidents #'aw man the beloved family dog turned out to be a freeloading yiga spy again. can't have shit in hyrule' #totk spoilers

[boag]

#common gumball W