#not like a pickup but a TRUCK

[cohlumbo]

We gonna have to call this in, Rust. Oh, we don't wanna do that.

#he was at his most lesbian here #second only to the lone star-daisy ring scene cc 2012. spitting out metal in a 4 week old shirt. i know she'd fist me in a pickup truck #who was it that said 'you can see his pussy frothing' in the tags? anyway so real for that #true detective #rust cohle #marty hart #h #true detective s1 #my grounding technique is watching the sweat dry on his ripped top✊😔 #they have to take giffing in browser mode away from me before i fry this computer to a jerky strip #some nights are like im rewriting blood meridian im eating pizzolatto's auteurism and spitting it out. other nights you ask? #well other nights are for looking at deadbeat cop yuri #🧃

[heynhay]

let's drive out

#klance #voltron #vld #this came to my brain via Valentine Texas by mitski but im not offficially linking it bc i have something dif in mind fpr later #and this one is a faithful visual recreation of the lyrics but not an emotionally faithful one so. i can do better #anyway being taken out to camp in the bed of a pickup truck is like. haha. one of my dark twisted evil romantic fantasies #my country bumpkin upbringing showing through #now you guys know how horrible and wild my unhigned crazy thoughts are...... how unspeakably deranged..... #art #my art #bro im such a fucking faker i will fr get on my soapbox about how often klance fight (even romantically) and then draw the tenderist shit #like 40 times over #so let me amend and clarify by saying this was somehow some stupid shit. #like lance set this up but its because theyve been competing for best date (theres a physical scoreboard on the fridge) #and keith was probably trying to act aloof so that lance wouldnt score as many points #but got so comfy he fell asleep (+15 for lance its going on the scoreboard) #+ lance is abt to sharpie a moustache on his face #mitski

[destinywillowleaf]

one of a kind living in a world gone plastic

baby you're so classic

@most-tragic-character-tournament

(all my thoughts in the tags)

#anyway i found their theme song and lost my mind #tragedyshipping #lloyd garmadon #ninjago #antigone #tagamemnon #pollshipping #i'm gonna be thinking about this for the next hour before i go to sleep #i just wanted to make a playlist for them i didn't think i would find a perfect fit #they have taken over many of my braincells and i can't even complain this is the enrichment i needed #all i'm saying is the idea of a movie trailer for these two is taking shape more and more and this should 100% be the accompanying song #not even a full trailer because that would take forever but like. a 30 second TV spot. family drama. them not really getting along at first #(e.g. glaring at each other while being forced to dance or something) #but then warming up to each other on the road because road trips have my soul when it comes to movies ok #i want them to stargaze in the bed of a hotwired pickup truck while on the run from people who demand bloodshed (a poll winner) #the slow(?) burn of not wanting to be in this mess to actually enjoying spending time together to something more #(trailer/commercial ends on or just after “baby you're so classic” with the cut to the title and in theaters date) #maybe most of the tv spot is them arguing and making life hell for one another but it's hard to deny there's something more brewing #(one of the reviews is just ''A modern classic'' because i think i'm funny) #i really want the title to be a play off of them meeting through the tragic tournament but it's completely different from the tone i want #''tragedy: null and void'' is a fun one #i've never been the greatest at titles if they don't hit me like a truck #anyway hi folks i'm sorry if you have no idea what's happening and see this in your tags

[cremechees]

hongcliff yuri coffee date thank u goodbye

#hong lu #heathcliff #limbus company #hongcliff #they kiss in the backseat of heathcliffs horrible red pickup truck #also i canNOT draw cars. metallic beasts!!!! non organic life form. i cant do it #im so. hhh about limbus rn but i can still enjoy my blorbos #this is my oc heathcliff. and my oc hong lu #as a wise man once said my fandom is no longer limbus company it is simply hongcliff fandom <-thanks niki!! #i still have. some wips wahh #but honestly since everythings going downhill i'll just make hongcliff yuri and nobody can stop me. im gay!!!! #like fuck it right??? ghjrhgjgrhj i havent played in a month

[teeheefatty]

🗿ONE LAST RDR2 DOODLE FOR TODAY🗿 this popped into my head while I was peeing- so I had to draw it- duh

R.I.P Arthur Morgan- he would have loved a red pickup truck

#giggles #doodles #teehee #rdr2 doodles #rdr2 #rdr2 headcanons #arthur morgan #rip #he would have treated a pickup truck like his baby #it would be so clean #bro would cry if the tyre went flat #I would hitchhike for a chance to be picked up #by him #driving that #doodle

[aheathen-conceivably]

Loaded into the save to find the babes like this and…I have questions guys 👀

#like they had these outfits in CAS and all #which imma assume is a bug #because I did NOT approve 😂 #or them begging me to go back to the AU #but if THIS is your choice of modern outfit I dunno if I can allow this #like Zelda #mam #why are you giving streamer girl #and Antoine definitely drives his pickup truck without a shirt on here #Darlington outtakes

[existing-is-bothersome]

New Percy and will

Like. He’s even wearing the exact same green flannel in the trailer than will is in the official art. If you tell me that that was unintentional and not a jest at nicos ‘type’ you are a lizard person. And not the cool type. Just wait till the introduce the new solace. The people will see.

Like. Bro ur going to tell me that’s Percy and not will? Nice try.

(I have been informed ‘lizard person’ is a racist slang word? Sorry, not trying to offend anyone. If you are uncomfortable with this just comment it and I’ll make sure to change it.)

#nico di angelo #pjo hoo toa #pjo fandom #riordanverse #rick riordan #percy jackon and the olympians #Hero’s of Olympus #pjoverse #hoo #pjo hoo toa tsats #fanart #percy jackson #will solace #pjo tv show #pjo show #It hit me like a pickup truck #you can’t tell me this was unintentional #someone probably already posted this but whatever #I can’t get over this #Not trying to be racist #jews are cool #we love them #og post #Mako's blog

[steakout-05]

ahhh fucked up little six-nippled snake-handed spiritual dude covered in buffalo fur with heterochromia and a bird beak nose my beloved

oh YEAH? you only got ONE PEENEYE????

#xavier renegade angel #he's so fucked up and weird i love him #i have the entire argument he has with himself in shakashuri blowdown memorised word for word #you slumber a cucumber! you catch up on some zzz'eds you get outta my heads! #you snost you lost #that one isn't in the episode but it's so funny to say in his voice #a lot of things are funny to say in his voice #one time me and a friend were reading the entire ''does bruno mars is gay?'' website's pages in Xavier's voice #like it has multiple pages and all of the ones written by the ''does bruno mars is gay'' guy are all hilariously written #there's like 2 people running that website it's really funny #anyway...... xra funny you should go watch it if you like really surreal 3d animated shows that look like they come from a low budget- #-ps2 game with wordplay and a story that is simultaneously the dumbest and ridiculous and most clever thing you've ever heard #it has an episode where xavier's in a pickup truck getting chased by a sentient living explosion that used to be some kid's dad #and at the end of it he says ''they say when you die you shit your pants. not me. i'm gonna shit my heart out.'' and it's really funny #in the words of julius caesar: it's like lsd on acid! #sketch

[sylvies-kablooie]

y’all i’m listening to sophia’s sylvie playlist and there is SO much to analyze here i’m bouncing off the walls

#she very clearly was NOT fine with her McDonald’s life #and the barely suppressed angst we saw in the subtext is in every song on here #love songs. songs of dread. songs of being utterly dissatisfied. #sophia ur mind…. #Also love that it isn’t confined to one particular time period #like Stevie Nicks and HER? sylvie time traveled to listen to new music confimed #googling if a 2010’s CD is compatible with whatever the hell that green pickup truck was to try and confirm #NO WAIT WHAT IF SHE HAD AN IPOD #y’all….. so much to unpack #loki series #sylvie #sylvie laufeydottir #sophia di martino

[scribbledghost]

Idea I like…

Simon reading old school pulp romance novels.

It started as just, an impulsive “I need something different to get me out of my own head.” Like when you do something out of left field to help with certain anxieties.

He didn’t expect there to be smut.

He also didn’t expect to like it…?

There’s a focus on emotion, there’s trust, it’s frankly quite soft. It helps, and he didn’t expected to, with reclaiming his sexuality a bit.

He has a small collection, because romance quality is all over the place and he needs a few guaranteed ‘good ones’, and they’re all beat up pretty bad because he got them for like 50p at the thrift store.

They’re all also older, (50 shades decimated the romance genre and it has yet to recover) and he sneers at the bad photoshop covers of the more modern covers. (I have opinions™️ and I think Simon deserves to have some for silly things too)

Y'know, I'm 100% with you on this one. (Especially him sneering at the new photoshop covers. Where's the ART!? Where's the meticulously hand-painted vaguely blurry shirtless male protag!?)

He definitely has a few favorites that he goes back to when he's got some downtime and just wants a good story. I think he's VERY picky about the smut that's included, so when he finds sort of a holy grail where the smut isn't awful and it actually has a good story with it, he holds on to it. The rest he just re-donates.

Also you are completely correct that he does not read anything published later than like, maybe 1999. He has never read 50 shades and he does not want to. He's heard enough through the grapevine. He sticks to his older pulp novels, and he has 0 shame about it too. Go on, ask him about the plot of the book he's reading. He'll tell you. In detail.

#reminds me how my grandma had literally over 1K of those little pulp romance novels in her house when she passed #bookshelves EVERYWHERE. FILLED WITH THEM. #we donated a full pickup truck load of them and i've still got 4 giant boxes of them in the shed out back #there was also bear shifter smut in there somewhere but i can't remember the title LMAO #i think she got it thrown in for free when she got a bundle of the other books cause it was definitely newer and not like the rest she had #a woman before her time grandma was #asked and answered #humanransome-note

[thedreadvampy]

helped my friend move carried a bunch of boxes up the stairs was 1/2 of the Get The Sofa Upstairs team. killed it today on expressing love to my bestie (my love language is Lift Heavy Box Do DIY). offered to make their bed but we couldn't find the screws so I'm going back tomorrow bc they're a widdle baby twink who is not DIY confident 😘

then we had a lovely dyke time with the whole volunteer moving team on the beach with some beers and pizza ☺️

good time had by all. also I flirted a tiny bit with someone I met at the moving party 👀 We're Developing As A Person

#red said #very impressed by my friend's ability to corall 6 dykes and a pickup truck for this #sorry. 7 dykes including me. that's an 8 man team. #we didn't even start moving boxes until 5 and the truck didn't get there until 7ish and we were fully done by 8 #after everyone else went home i didn't make a bed bc of the screws issue but i helped set up the living room and move the mattress #and while we were looking for the screws we honestly sorted through like half the boxes #they're a very organised and slightly manic person so i expect them to be basically fully unpacked by the time I'm back there tomorrow

[whoa-where-did-the-pancakes-go]

My parents got a new car and I honestly can't stand it. There are no buttons and dials and switches. There's no cd player and no radio either. Everything's digital and screens and Bluetooth. There isn't even a key to turn, it's all wireless and touchless and awful. I miss my dad's rusty blue pickup truck with its cd player and visible ventilation and falling down ceiling and all the dials and knobs and switches and buttons and DIALS!! DIALS!!!!

#whats the joy of a car is you cant touch it and hear it click and turn #i want to drive that truck. i want a car thats small and rounded-rectangle with a cd player and a radio and DIALS SO MANY DIALS AND BUTTONS #AND SWITCHES AND THINGS THAT GO CLICK AND CLINK AND VVVRRRRR AND TICK #but by the time i can drive everythingll be shiny and clean and silent and wireless #[insert cool original post tag] #its 12 am and im crying over a falling apart pickup truck. god. #i want to drive that truck going above the speed limit on an empty desert road somewhere outside of albequerque at night #with the windows down and a cd on real loud #and i wont be able to hear the music because of the wind but it wont matter because the car is alive and clicking and vvvvrrrrrrring #but that car's in some third hand sales shop or a landfil and ill never see it's dials again #i dont know what rounded-rectangle is. not referring to the shape but more so the feeling. that truck felt like gray-blue rounded-rectangle

[bl33ditout]

really just hoping a natural disaster of some kind comes along and kills me if i'm being honest

#that way it'll look like an accident #oooh mr pickup truck you wanna run me over soooo bad ooooh #please #no hard feelings that way #tw vent #tw suicide ideation #tw sewerslide #tw mental illness

[dilfpassing]

Man this is the first birthday I've sat alone in my room and sobbed on

#this fucking sucks #my dad called me to say happy birthday and i started crying because i got so bummed out #he was going to come up and visit and we had to postpone because i got covid #and then 20 other things went wrong already this morning #and im sick and exhausted and sad #and then i got dizzy while walking the dog im pet sitting #and i got stuck behind bikers taking up the whole lane #and then behind a pickup truck full of mulch going 20 under #and i had to cancel my birthday party #and my mom is at the beach without me spending time with her racist loser boyfriend and bragging about it to our family #and this was supposed to be the year i finally did something for myself on my birthday like it was supposed to be different this year #and im alone in my room #tired and sweaty and sad and lonely and miserable and sick and awful #and i just want to hibernate until this is over

[existing-is-bothersome]

Nico:*chilling minding his own business when someone full on side tackles him* what the fuc-

stranger: see Nico! I AM your type!

Nico: what the fuck who are you? *looks over* Wait Percy???

Percy(tv show version): see! I’m finally your type! You can’t refuse this!

Nico:*coughs into fist* ah… well uh- you see-

Percy: really? So I got a new look for nothing????

Nico: you literally have a girlfriend

Percy: TnT b-but bros before hoes…

Nico: you know that’s not what that means

#nico di angelo #pjo hoo toa #pjo fandom #riordanverse #rick riordan #percy jackon and the olympians #Hero’s of Olympus #pjoverse #hoo #pjo hoo toa tsats #fanart #percy jackson #will solace #pjo tv show #pjo show #It hit me like a pickup truck #you can’t tell me this was unintentional #someone probably already posted this but whatever #Mako’s blog #Mako’s art