Danny and [insert any of the Batfam here] enter a whirlwind romance. (Danny on vacation while the Batfam member was on a forced too)
It's fast, it's chaotic, it's passionate. There is Oscar winning romance scenes (kissing in the rain after confessing deep feelings), miscommunication and heavy makeups. Etc etc.
In the middle of this romantic whirlwind, the two get drunk and get hitched.
When the morning after their wedding greets them they of course freak out but after talking it over they discover the pros outweigh the cons and decide to keep their marital status (and they maybe forgot due to reasons)
then the time for them to go home happens, the two keep in touch, sometimes finding time to go have dates but understand the other is normally busy with their jobs (and night jobs too, they talked about their hero personas so there is no misunderstandings)
It isn't until one of them gets hurt that their doctor gets in contact with their 'spouse' that their families discover they're married.
Cue shenanigans as their families try to dig up things on the mystery spouse.
okay upon my (sixth) rewatch of saltburn, I’m now absolutely sure that oliver and farleigh have penetrative sex in their scene, that oliver takes farleigh inside himself. It’s a power move: oliver offered himself up during the karaoke session, but farleigh rejected him, which oliver hadn’t been prepared for. he forces his way into farleigh’s room and MAKES farleigh accept him, take him, forces him to ‘behave/obey’, just as he forces his way into the cattons’ lives and in to saltburn itself
I need to talk about this. I just watched Post Modern Prometheus and I never noticed the adoring look Scully gives Mulder when he’s cheering on The Great Mutato.
Gazing at Mulder as he’s being a sweetheart
Random adoring smile at Mulder
Shock and delight when he coyly asks her to dance without looking up
we need two total drama characters who are girls that everyone assumes are just best friends, but they're actually fully raging lesbians who kiss constantly and are romantic to each other, and literally nobody seems to get the fact that they're dating and just think their actions are stuff normal friends who are both girls do.
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