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allofuswantgwinam · 6 months
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yo I like really just don’t think I wanna be a part of society
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restless-specter · 1 year
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hate my life always and forever
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zoegotmods · 1 year
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The math sub explaining yesterday's homework to a bunch of confused students:
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Me who was sick yesterday:
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lovecolibri · 2 years
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Kyle and Michael remain a delightful duo.
"Is this a space curse?!" is officially my favorite line this season.
As for the plotline...who collected a handful of pieces and shipped them to Mexico but left the rest for decades for Michael to scavange from the ground?
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conqu3er · 4 months
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Im having a lot of problems with doing anything, i'm just wasting time and money
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thedreadvampy · 1 year
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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.
"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."
translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"
It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!
very this
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#red said#it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong#this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT#because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION#i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered#but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances#then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING#i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened#because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman#b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening#c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much#it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'
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trashyshrew · 2 months
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coldbycrossfade · 6 months
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MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME
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greenconverses · 2 years
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what, saving the whole damn world twice wasn’t enough to get a measly form recommendation letter? 
(source)
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gummi-ships · 4 months
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Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance - The World That Never Was
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drakaripykiros130ac · 1 month
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“Viserys knew the Realm would never accept a Queen.”
The Greens didn’t even give the Realm a chance to choose between Rhaenyra and Aegon!!! They chose for the Realm based on greed and expected everyone to fall in line.
Was there a Great Council? I don’t recall.
All I can remember is a Green Council filled with a few conspirators. And the one person in that Council who opposed usurpation and high treason, was murdered by a Kingsguard who stained his white cloak so many times and was constantly pardoned.
Oh and…Rhaenyra ends up having most of the Realm on her side.
Is Alicent the only delulu in that family or is it a hereditary Hightower thing?
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darlingod · 8 months
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It’s just… it is everything that Cardan thought Jude would notice his “SO OBVIOUS” exile riddle and thinks Jude to not hesitate to come back. Beside his certainty of her cleverness to piece the riddle together, he believed he was that clear about his feelings toward her; he had thought she absolutely ought to know how he feels for her.
Like oh buddy. BUDDY. Your wife had thought of the answer to your little riddle like you thought she would. But guess what? She has detrimental TRUST ISSUES. (Like… Ur super mean and hot, I can’t blame her.) Anyway.. it’s SUPER adorable of him to so wholeheartedly believe she wouldn’t question his trust. It reveals so much about his pov of thier relationship.
Jude thought Cardan’s (silly) trick was a (vile) trick, when it was simply a: “Im trying to impress/pay you back in kind with our romantic metaphorical sparring and eventually get you out of political drama for a bit,” trick.
I’m fucking laughing wow these delusional ass children I fucking love them.
#IM JUST NOW REALIZING I SPELT THEIR WRONG AND IM SO EMBARRASSED#at least it was the right their😭😭#THEYRE SO REAL LMFAOOOOOO#like they both were so hot ofc they constantly questioned the validity of each others feelings#if the last part didn’t make sense I’ll explain#she knew he had tricked her into exile and when Jude was like ‘can I pardon myself?’ she thought it was another trick to humiliate her#like girl it was to do THE OPPOSITE of humiliation#HE WAS SENDING YOU TO SAFETY UNTIL YOU COULD COME BACK AND FLAUNT UR NEW POSITION#but basically it revealed that he loved like Jude loves#that they have the same heart#(he’s not like the reg folk. he grew up around so many mortals as she did the folk)#but he’s a faerie so he doesn’t take caution to being unpredictable#Jude even knew: the folk could be humanlike but they (the folk) inevitably would do something to remind her that they STILL ARE folk#though she had too easily assumed that the folk acting like the folk meant betrayal#he thought the whole marriage thing had meant she fully trusted him#because he knew how hard it would be for her to give up her power over him#and he thought because that she had given up her ability to command him(comma) that she couldn’t doubt trusting him any longer#queen of nothing#the cruel prince#the wicked king#Jude Duarte#jurdan#cardan greenbriar#tfota#I’ve known them since I was 13 they’re much older in my stubborn pov#also me using the semi colon as if I’m sure that it’s proper grammar LMAOOOOO#confidence is key
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puppetmaster13u · 16 days
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Prompt 278
You know what I’ve gotten obsessed with and inspired by? Dredge. 
You know what is also fun? Merfolk. What’s even better? Lovecraftian corrupted merfolk. Especially if say, one goes with the Lazarus Waters being a form of ectoplasm. So, in this? Lazarus waters are like lakes, while Amity Park, thanks to the Portal, and the barriers? It is an entire sea. 
There are islands, small areas that were once the tips of buildings that have gathered more landmass around them. There are mangroves, trees not like anything on earth or anywhere else stretching up in canopies dark enough to block out the sun, yet lit by the green waters. 
It goes deep. Mariana Trench deep, despite it being impossible. The GIW have explored for caves or tunnels, they’ve tried to find some sort of explanation, but there isn’t one. 
Now all that ecto? That has an effect on people. They mutate, they change, they adapt. Anywhere else would have been a slow death- something the GIW might have even been counting on. But Amity Park? It was founded by witches, it was the hotspot for the supernatural, even before the Fentonwork Portal. They’ve been dealing with this sort of energy in microdoses from the moment they first began to live in the city in any generation. 
But they begin to adapt. Shift into something… other. Some stay contaminated, clinging to human forms as they form homes on the tiny islands, fishing and farming what they can. Others become Liminal, almost seeming to meld with fish, some similar to ones of the Living and others something just to the left. Similar yes, but not quite… right. And then there are those that have truly melded with the energy of the dead, forms torn asunder by it, ripped apart and made anew by it. 
The first sign back when the barrier was activated, when they could no longer leave and were trapped were the fish in the lake. And now they are the same, with gazes of something Else, with gnashing teeth and a hunger gnawing at where hearts once were. 
But they aren’t monsters. They’re still themselves. Just a little… Other now. 
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yourbelgianthings · 10 months
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travis mcelroy on mbmbam episode 109 / nighthawks by edward hopper / the view between villages by noah kahan / image from gregory crewdson’s beneath the roses series / the nostalgic feeling poem by atish home chowdhury / reflections of the past by shirley israel / hiraeth
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lovecolibri · 2 years
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your liveblogging was hilariously and harrowingly accurate as always; you've gotten like all the prizes on the RNM Plothole Prize Wheel 😂 Crashdown serves choloroform, trees self-immolate, there's no hole that can't be plotted here! But also seeing you clock in on all of the absurdities big and small that are just testament to the writers having given up on continuity or even reading last week's scripts, made me realize. I have effectively lobotomized myself when it comes to rnm plotholes. I notice maybe half of them with a burning flash of resentment and then they slip my mind completely. Like, I was fuming about the whole "Walt-had-land-bought-by-Theo" idiotic plot, which was shoehorned in just to hide a cave somewhere, but by this week I completely forgot to notice that apparently now it's Jones' cave and also everyone knows about it now. So discovering the myriad of holes dotting this plot like fine chantilly lace through your eyes is a particular kind of salty joy
🤣🤣🤣 This is why it takes me 3-4 hours to watch an episode, because I get distracted trying to figure out what TF is going on, and since I'm not watching live I can pause and roll it back and type up my silly little rant posts AND go back and type up my episode notes so I can make my episode posts later. It took me soooo long for this one because I kept wanting to re-watch the Malex stuff, but also everything else was soooo confusing!
The writers really just...don't read any other scripts or have timelines, or notes from other seasons huh? Love how we went from "everyone has a bunker" to "everyone has a barn" to now "everyone has a cave" except they might be the same cave? But who knows! Not fucking ever us, that's for damn sure, but that's likely because the writers do not know either and simply Do Not Care. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I'm still confused on why Theo created a whole ass upside down version of the entire town of Roswell as a “trap” for Jones (but just fully left it open for anyone to fall in to. Anyone EXCEPT Jones who never stumbled on it I guess?), when he already put a genetic lock on the gate AND they were already hiding stuff in multiple places. Like what was the pooooooint of all this nonsense?! Why not have a smaller pocket dimension? And if it’s all just actually Roswell, does that mean there is a grove of real trees in regular Roswell? Or did he somehow plant them in a dimension full of radiation and leave them to grow? And who else is there to burn them down?
I have to stop my brain hurts and there are still SO many questions. Why couldn’t they just kidnap Alex and put him in a cave behind alien glass like Jones or something?
I hate it here.
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jean-wei · 4 months
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waiting for tea to brew
trying out some new brushes
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