#now. to go the fuck to bed for the 7 am shift tomorrow lmao

[vulpinesaint]

stayed up too late posting about being aromantic. ah well... life's temporary joys are worth enduring for

#also didn't do my research project stuff as much as i wanted to tonight BUT. lol. aroposting more important #it's all due midnight tomorrow and i get off work at 12:30 so i'll live haha #the stuff i DID get done tonight. had me restructuring my work thesis #and now i'm so excited to write about sex in the myth of adam and eve. it's gonna be such a kickass project actually #valentine notes #now. to go the fuck to bed for the 7 am shift tomorrow lmao

[kamilah-the-bloodqueen]

The Cafe Pt.I (Rewritten Barista)

As promised, I’m working through finishing my unfinished series - and that includes the Barista AU I had written long ago. I decided it was best to rewrite it considering the first part was originally published 200+ days ago. I’m aiming for 3 parts for this “one-shot AU” but we’ll see where it goes. Please be patient with me - my academic course load is extremely heavy and finding time to write is difficult but I will finish everything I said I would. I’m actually pretty proud of this but if it flops I never wrote it :) 

Pairing: Kamilah x MC (Amy)

Word Count: 4505 words I’m shocked (I usually get to about 1600-2000 words) 

Taglist: I’m not tagging anyone until I know people want to be tagged for this because I’m nervous and I hate being annoying!!!! If you want to be tagged for a specific pairing please let me know - I’ll try to keep track and remember to actually tag because I’m a forgetful dumbass!

Amy groggily rolled over in her bed, the amount of sleep she was getting had become oddly suspicious because she would never be able to get up before 7 on her own. She rubbed her face gently, her sheets warm and smooth against her skin. She grabbed her phone from the nightstand, her eyes widening in shock as she read the time on the screen.  

Monday March 30 5:40 am

“Fucking hell I thought I set an alarm!” Amy groaned as she threw the sheets to the side, huffing as she opened the clock app to see, she in fact, did not set an alarm. She sighed, shaking her head as she rushed to the bathroom. 

“Damn it Amy...you need this job…” 

She texted Zig, a mutual friend of Emily Day who introduced them their freshman year of college at Hartfeld before Amy had transferred to Belviore University in New York. Zig graduated and moved to New York and opened a small cafe, only a few years later. 

Zig, I’m going to be late. I missed my alarm this morning. I swear I’ll stay for closing and I won’t be late tomorrow. 

LMAO, Amy if you didn’t set an alarm just say that, I had a feeling this would happen so I told you we opened an hour before we actually do. We don’t open until 7 on Mondays, just Tuesdays-Fridays. 

I am literally going to murder you 0_0. You should prepare to be launched into outer space for this crime. 

Lol I look forward to it - see you at 7. 

Amy turned on the shower, as she grabbed a towel and her shower products from the cabinet, placing them beside the shower door. She discarded her clothes, put her shower playlist on, hopped into the shower and felt a wave of relief that she didn’t blow her first day. After Amy had performed her world tour, she stepped out of the shower with a shiver, the cool air a contrast to her very hot skin. She wrapped herself in the fuzzy towel, briefly glancing at the time, 6:02. She walked out of the bathroom, dropping the towel onto the floor as she opened her closet while she scanned her options for a “casual” outfit that would suffice. She put on her favorite bra and underwear, something about the red lingerie made her feel confident, before she slipped into a pair of dark blue denim skinny jeans. She paired the pants with a black t-shirt as she smiled at herself in the mirror. 

“Not bad Amy, not bad at all.” 

She walked over to her small vanity, one she had built with her father as a teenager over the summer before she left for college. It was one of her most prized possessions, one of the only things she had to remind her of him before he disappeared without a trace. She closed her eyes, recalling the memory fondly before she began to apply a small amount of makeup, just enough to hide her tiredness from the public. She stood from the desk, pleased with her appearance as she made her way to the small apartment kitchen. The empty beer bottles and ps4 controllers cluttered the kitchen as Amy smiled, having remembered celebrating the job with her suitemate Lily. She threw the bottles away and plugged the remotes in for a charge, Lily would thank her for that later. She opened the freezer, making herself two premade waffles as she checked her social media. It might have partially been the exhaustion but those waffles were the best Amy ever had, she wiped her mouth clean and grabbed her bag from the nearby chair. She shot a brief text to Lily, to let her know she hadn’t been kidnapped.

Morning Lily! I went to the cafe for work, just so you don’t end up thinking I got myself kidnapped. Love you, see you tonight! Try not to drink all of the alcohol. 

Amy followed Zig’s text directions through the streets of the city, the bustle of traffic, the mass of pedestrians and the loud construction noises distracting Amy from her path. Amy had never really been in New York’s financial district before, the other civilians' appearances shifting from “Naked Cowboy of Times Square” to “Businessman” only a few streets apart. She glanced at her phone as it instructed her to take a right.

“Oof-” 

Amy jolted at the scalding hot coffee that was hot on her skin, her head turning to meet a woman’s irritated gaze, taking note of the coffee cup that was in her hands. She was dressed like all the other businessmen and women who passed by - her maroon suit now covered in coffee as she huffed in annoyance. Amy met her deep brown eyes that burned right through her, her whole body freezing up as she watched the woman’s lips move. Amy stood in a daze, only coming back to herself when the woman waved her hand in front of her, her face filled with exasperation. 

“I’m so sorry. It’s my first day and I’m kind of lost-”

“Watch where you’re going, this suit is probably worth more than you.” Her voice was silky and satisfying, and oddly soothing given the fact she had probably just stained a $2,000 suit. Amy rushed to open her wallet, holding out a wet 50$ to the woman. The business woman scoffed as she walked away, leaving Amy in a confused state outside of the cafe. 

“Fuck.” Amy sighed, moving to collect her bag as she walked through the cafe door, Zig raised his eyebrows at her as she made her way behind the counter. 

“Well that’s a look.” He jested, Amy turning her head and giving him a death glare as he tossed an apron to her. “Nobody will notice, you can cover it with this. There’s paper towels in the back.” Amy dropped her bag in the break room, gently wiping the coffee away and putting the surprisingly fashionable apron on. When she walked out from the back her jaw dropped as she spotted the woman from earlier standing on the other side of the counter. Their eyes met and the woman’s gaze quickly changed from annoyed to very annoyed at the sight of Amy. 

“Kamilah, you’re back. Wanted to pick up some date-nut pinwheels?” 

“No, I need another black coffee.” She turned back to Zig with a smile, he gave a small nod as Amy began to brew the coffee for her. She placed the lid carefully onto the fresh cup and handed it out to the woman, their fingers brushing for a moment, a blush creeping onto Amy’s cheeks. 

“Thank you.” Her tone was less aggressive than it had been in their first encounter, Amy finally calm enough to take note of the woman’s features. Her brown silky hair that looked like it belonged in a conditioner commercial, her defined jawline and subtle eyeshadow that accentuated her eyes. She watched the way her lips moved as she talked to Zig, Amy feeling her heart jump at the sound of her laugh - light and golden. Amy watched her leave, every step she took she took with such confidence that Amy found herself wanting to follow her out the door. 

“You could be less obvious, you know?” Zig playfully nudged Amy, nearly knocking her over as she shook her head in denial.

“No! I wasn’t!” Amy sighed as she rubbed her temples, Zig’s infectious laugh filling the empty cafe. Amy playfully punched his shoulder as a group of well dressed men stepped through the threshold, Amy moving behind the register to take their orders. The day passed, Amy learning how oddly specific some people like their coffee, and learning all of Zig’s secrets to the perfect iced coffee. Amy looked at the clock as Zig walked to lock the front door - finally closing time. 

“Some of these orders...like ‘I’ll have the grande iced mocha no foam soy hexagon vortex hypotenuse’” Amy waved her hands around as Zig tried to contain a laugh, wiping down the counter as Amy hung her apron up.

“Amy you’re horrible.” Zig made a good attempt at seriousness, their eyes meeting before they continued to laugh which made closing pass by much faster. Zig grabbed the mass of leftover desserts from their respective containers, hovering them over the garbage before Amy stopped him.

“Oh, did you want these?” 

“No, but I can find a better place for them than the trash.” 

“Where? Your stomach?”

“No, the food bank is on the route back to my apartment. We shouldn’t be wasteful, and besides - who wouldn’t love a raspberry crown?” 

“You’ve got a point. I’ll bag these for you then, if you could sweep the floor and put the chairs on the tables that’d be great.” 

When all the cleaning and closing procedures were done Amy headed for the door with her bag in hand, Zig gently tapping her shoulder and holding out an envelope, a key to the cafe and the bag of desserts.

“Okay so I know what’s in here but what is this? A resignation letter?” Amy pouted her bottom lip as Zig rolled his eyes so far back Amy wasn’t sure if they’d come back.

“It’s your share of the tips from today, and the wrapped pastries. Thanks for that suggestion by the way, I can’t believe I didn’t think of that myself.” Zig rubbed the back of his neck as he looked around the pristine cafe, the windows reflecting the moonlight and the tile shimmering as if it were just installed. “Bloody hell, the place looks good...no great. Thank you Amy. Come on let's get outta here, go home - I’ll see you tomorrow at 6. Actually, let me make sure you set 3 different alarms, give me your phone.” Zig held out his hand after he locked the front door, Amy reluctantly handing her iphone over as he set 3 different alarms, all 5 minutes apart. He looked up at her for a moment, smirking before handing her phone back to her and walking off into the city. Amy rolled her eyes, he probably took a selfie on her camera but when she went to check, there was nothing but memes and occasional group photos -what did Zig smirk at then? Amy was too tired to think of it, she made a swift beeline to the food bank, opening the doors and dropping the brown bag of desserts off before making her trip back to the apartment. 

The door opened with a creak, all of the lights turned off as Amy carefully navigated to her room. She switched her lamp on, letting it provide a dim light that didn’t blind Amy because of its intensity. She tossed her bag onto the bed, as she pulled her shirt over her head in one rapid motion. She desperately stripped, throwing her dirty clothes into the laundry basket as she changed into clean lingerie. She slipped into her favorite pair of pajama shorts and pulling her favorite hoodie over her bra - shirts were overrated anyways. Amy crawled onto her bed, crossing her legs while she put her headphones on, pulling up her favorite late-night playlist and letting the slowed music soothe her. She caught a glance at the envelope Zig had given her, she reached over for it and opened it carefully - baffled at the amount of cash laying inside. She slowly laid each bill out, counting the total twice to make sure she hadn’t miscalculated. Working at a cafe in New York’s financial district was definitely going to help her and Lily catch up on their rent and not get evicted. She smiled, tucking away 25% for herself, taking enough for her share of the rent and putting the rest into her locked safe - she’d been saving for a trip to Hawaii since she graduated. She stifled a yawn, closing the safe and tucking herself back into her warm sheets, taking her headphones off and closing her eyes for the night. 

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The alarm woke Amy up with it’s loud and very obnoxious beeping, Amy wanting nothing more than to throw the phone into the thermosphere. She drowsily stood from her bed, gently tucking the sheets neatly back into place as she turned off the following alarms. She sighed, rubbing her head as she changed into a simple outfit and left out the door to the cafe.

Amy arrived at the cafe, unlocked the front door and turned the lights on, relocking the door behind her because she didn’t need anyone startling her. She moved behind the counter, dropping her bag in the lounge and putting an apron on. She checked the coffee filters, gave the blenders a good washing, set out creamer, sugar and other coffee essentials on the counter and filled supplies back up. Zig suddenly walked through the door, a smile on his face as Amy finished supplying the countertop and putting the pastries out on display, letting Zig prepare himself for opening. 

“You’re early. I’m shocked. College Amy is having a stroke right now.” Amy knocked him in the side, Zig falling back a few steps as he shook his head and put his hands in the air in surrender. “Alright alright no need for violence, come on, let’s open.” Zig turned the “open” sign on and only a minute later did Kamilah appear in the cafe, her suit perfectly fitted, her hair smoothly cascading around her head and down her shoulders and her face relaxed and composed. 

“Good morning Kamilah, what can I get for you?” Zig gestured to the display of desserts and the variety of coffee combinations on the menu above their heads. Kamilah smiling as Zig waved his hands back and forth, Kamilah letting out a soft chuckle. 

“Just a large black coffee and maybe a date-nut pinwheel.” Kamilah spoke to Zig in almost a tender way, as if they were siblings or long-term friends. Amy selected a pinwheel, gently placing it into a small bag and sliding it over the counter towards Kamilah as she began to brew the coffee. 

“How’s Ahmanet Financial?” Zig leaned over the counter, his defined arms nearly breaking through the sleeves of his white shirt. Kamilah tucked the pinwheel bag into a hidden pocket on the inside of her blazer before she turned back to face Zig.

“It’s very successful, our stocks are soaring and we just secured a new business partner.” Kamilah looked proud and for good reason - Ahmanet financial was one of the most powerful corporations out there. Amy topped her coffee off with a lid and handed it to her, their eyes meeting for a moment before Amy turned away, feeling her cheeks turning hot. Kamilah checked her watch, a movado 47 rose gold watch that cost way more than anything Amy had ever come close to owning. “Zig I’d love to chat some other day but I’m afraid I’ll be late if I don’t leave now.”

She quickly made her way out the door, the bell ringing softly as Kamilah strided away. Amy leaned over the counter with a sigh, Zig nudging her softly. 

“You could be less obvious Amy,” his annoying face smirking at Amy as she rolled her eyes, “you used to be so slick back in college.”

“Shut the fuck up.” Amy threw an empty coffee cup at him as a blonde girl walked into the cafe, her eyes glued to her phone as she recited her order at a rate that nobody could understand. Amy sighed, Zig giving her a pained glance as she went to mix the complicated coffee order. Amy fought back a laugh as Zig found a way to run away to the back when the girl asked for his phone number. Once Amy finished mixing her coffee and sent her out the cafe doors Zig poked his head out of the lounge - his eyes scanning for her.

“Is she gone?” Amy snorted as Zig stepped out from the doorway, his hands running through his hair as he let his shoulders relax. “My god I hate teenagers - they turn eighteen and all of a sudden think they can fuck anyone. I’m like 5 years older than her at least!” 

“Relax buddy, let’s just get through the rest of the day. I’ll handle all the teenage brats and you can handle all the nasty men.” Amy gave him a cheeky grin as they teamwork-ed their way through the rest of the day.

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“Finally.” Amy rested the broom on the wall, taking in the pristine cafe as Zig finished wiping down the counters. “What a day.” 

“Thank god it’s over.” 

“Zig?”

“Yeah?”

“Does Kamilah always come by the cafe right when we open?”

Zig perked his head up, his brows raised to the top of his head as Amy felt a blush creep up her cheeks, her hands growing sweaty as Zig remained silent. 

“She always comes as soon as we open, she has to be at work early since she is the CEO. Although she never rests, despite everything I’ve told her.” Zig’s head shot to his phone as it buzzed, a text from Emily appearing on the screen and Zig hastily typed away.

“Everything okay Zig?” Amy had a worried expression on her face as Zig let out a long sigh. 

“There’s a road trip for Kaitlyn’s band that leaves in two days that lasts for a week that our group is going on and I can’t go because I need to run the cafe-”

“I can handle it for a week.” Amy spoke firmly, Zig’s eyes widening before he let out a chuckle.

“What if you burn it down?”

“I won’t but then I guess you just have to trust me. Come on Zig - you need a break and you damn well know it. Get out of here for a week.”

“I hate that you’re right. Fine, but if the cafe isn’t standing when I get back, you’re toast.” They both laughed and finished up closing. 

Amy walked towards the food bank, a brisk breeze prompting her to make it one speedy trip so she could bask in her heated apartment. A shriek came from the alley as Amy turned her gaze to see where the yell had come from, a red pair of eyes looking right at her in the darkness. She felt her heart beating out of her chest as she forced her feet to a run, her heart pounding like a drum and ringing in her ears as she huffed through the front doors of the bank - placing the bag on the counter and racing back to her apartment without turning back. 

“Hey girl how was-” Lily sat on the couch with a coke in her hand and the television remote in the other, her smile fading as she met Amy’s eyes. “Amy, what’s wrong? You look like you’ve just seen a ghost…”

“I think I’m just hallucinating from exhaustion,” Amy dropped her bag on the floor and took a seat on the couch beside Lily, “anyways tell me about you. We haven’t really had time since we both started working more.”

“Well you should sleep soon but I think we’ll be able to hold the rent for the next few months - with all the money you’re bringing in now in addition to the money my app has started to bring in - I think we’ll be more than fine.” Lily nudged her shoulder, offering Amy a can of coke with a smile as The Vampire Diaries played on the TV. 

“Vampires are so overrated.” Amy groaned as she watched Lily’s eyes become glued to the screen.

“Some of us have taste you know.”

“No, it’s because they’re not real Lily, and the fact that no vampire would ever be attracted to me.” 

Lily rolled her eyes as Amy sipped on her coke, both of them laughing late into the night and being good friends in what had felt like a long time. 

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Amy unlocked the cafe doors and shuffled inside, locking the door behind her and leaving her bag on the counter. She hit the light switch as the lights slowly came flickering on as she tied the apron around the back of her neck. She quickly started and finished the morning set-up, the routine becoming second nature since Amy had always been a fast learner. She checked her phone, 6:49 am April 1, 2020. 

“April fools day.” Amy smiled as she contemplated setting up a whipped cream prank on Zig, but decided not to against her deepest desire to see his shocked face. While thinking of ways to mess with Zig through the day, her mind came to test a theory - she began preparing two black coffees - before adding her own twists to one of them. Amy finished and admired her handiwork - the cups looked identical and Kamilah wouldn’t notice until she tasted it. 

Kamilah walked in, her eyes scanning the cafe for Zig as she took a cautious step towards Amy who had a cute little grin on her face.

“Good morning Kamilah, here’s your coffee.” Amy handed her a black coffee, the one she had adjusted ever so slightly. She watched as Kamilah brought the cup to her lips, almost taking a sip, before she lowered the cup and leaned her face closer to Amy. 

“What did you do to it? It smells different, and where’s Zig?” Kamilah arched a brow as Amy silently wondered how Kamilah could smell the difference.

“I took a twist with it, I made you your regular too in case you hate it...I just thought you should broaden your horizons…and Zig is coming. He just needs to pack, he’ll be gone after today for a week and I’ll be running the cafe.” Amy smiled softly at the woman who was now leaning dangerously close. 

“I see. And if I hate it?”

“Then I’ll pay for both and I’ll never try to broaden your horizons again…” Amy frowned slightly as Kamilah finally sipped on the drink - her brown eyes widening as she took another, and another.

“It’s...actually pretty good...what did you do to it?” Kamilah took another sip as Amy bounced on her heels, a wide childish grin written across her face. 

“I added a bit of cream and sugar and a bit of caramel! It’s how I like mine!” Amy took her hands behind her back and fiddled with them nervously as Kamilah smiled. Zig walked in just as the clock read 8:05 am and Kamilah left, turning at the door to smile at Amy one last time, lifting the cup up with a smile before entering her car. 

“What’s that smile about Amy?” Zig wagged his fingers at Amy with a classic smirk as he prepared for the shift, Amy resting her head on both of her hands while she leaned over the counter - her legs kicking out behind her. 

“Nothing.” Amy sighed and went back to brewing coffee, her hands aimlessly performing while her mind sat on nothing but the thought of Kamilah - and her damned perfect smile. 

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Amy tossed her shoes off as she made her way through the apartment door, one shoe nearly knocking Lily’s head off as she pulled freshly fried chicken from the air fryer. 

“Lily that smells AMAZING!” Amy squealed and made her way over to her, Lily slapping her hand away as she finished the two plates of waffles off with a chicken breast and syrup. “I swear I’ve got the best best friend…” Lily smiled as they both dug into the food, chatting away about their day until Amy let it slip out.

“And there’s this really hot customer-”

“Oh! Spill!” Lily wiggled in her seat like a child, eagerly waiting for Amy to elaborate as Amy stuffed her face with the rest of her waffles. “I’ll wait for you to finish.” Lily smirked and held Amy in an uncomfortable eye contact until Amy finally caved in. 

“She comes in at opening time every single day, and always orders a black coffee. Although I got her to try something new today which I’m really proud of.” The subtle smile that crept up Amy’s face gave it all away to Lily as she let her ramble on, whilst she gave Amy the smirk she hated. “I’m simping aren’t I?”

“There’s nothing wrong with simping. But you have a chance here because Zig won’t be there so you can actually like...take your shot without him ever having to know,” Lily winked and whispered, “and you could totally fuck her in the back-”

“NOPE!” Amy stood up frantically, Lily holding her sides for support and nearly falling out of her chair as Amy rushed to clear her plate. “I hate you! Ohmygoddddddd.” Amy groaned as Lily fell to the floor, her eyes wet with tears at Amy’s reaction more than anything else.

“I’m going to bed!!” 

“Goodnight! Love you Ames!!!”

“Love you too….annoying ass!” 

Amy snorted as she changed into her sleepwear, her body becoming exhausted as she hit the mattress, falling asleep ridiculously fast. 

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Kamilah came through the door, right on time as Amy had come to expect. Amy gazed up from her phone, those dark brown eyes looking right at her as she handed Kamilah her usual black coffee, Kamilah holding it closely before clearing her throat. 

“Can I have the one from yesterday as well?” Amy smiled at her as she began to mix her favorite coffee - Kamilah leaning over the counter to observe. 

“I didn’t think you’d want it again.” Amy said as she added creamer to the mix, the coffee turning golden as she mixed it. 

“A woman can’t appreciate a little variety in her life?” Kamilah leaned against the counter, her hair smoothly gliding over her maroon blazer as she tossed it back - taking a sip from her cup.

“No I just-” Amy topped the cup off with a bit of caramel before enclosing it with the lid, her hands sweaty as she handed it to Kamilah. 

“You just?”

“Thought you’d always like your coffee like your personality.” 

“Whatever do you mean by that?”

The way Kamilah was looking at Amy, she knew she had to choose her next words carefully. 

“Dark, intimidating, a bit bitter at first sip,” Amy hesitated as Kamilah raised a brow, “an...acquired taste.”

“You’re intimidated by me?” 

“Just a little…”

“Hmm, I suppose your coffee is like you if you want to expand your little analogy.” Kamilah glanced at her watch, her expression shifting from playful to work-oriented. Amy felt her heart drop a little as she recomposed herself - back to her refined and disciplined self. Kamilah made her way to the door, the two cups of coffee in her hands as she paused, turning back and looking at Amy - something different about it.

“It’s...sweet and comforting,” her voice was soft as she spoke, Amy’s cheeks turning very red, “like you.” 

#kamilah sayeed #kamilah x mc #mc x kamilah #kamilah the bloodqueen post #bloodbound #bloodbound AU #um so I have a love-hate relationship with this fic #but i am proud of it in it's ways #okay i've been deflecting i need to go do calculus homework and lecture videos

[max--phillips]

Anxiety fucks man lmao I’m trying to go to bed so I can be at my shift tomorrow morning at 7 AM and my brains like “hey don’t forget you have to go home this weekend to get stuff. Also, there’s a decent chance mom and dad are gonna help you get that shelf from ikea so there’s a good chance they’ll be in your apartment. That means you gotta clean your apartment because you didn’t get to that yesterday when you were off. We gotta clean your apartment right the fuck now” and I’m like DUDE I AM TRYING TO S L E E P

#tori says things #max says things #WHERE IS THIS DRIVE WHEN I NEED IT THOUGH #I love having symptoms disorders

[mr-jaybird]

1-50

1. Did you wake up cranky?

no, but i did wake up to a text message my partner had accidentally locked himself out an hour ago and my phone was on vibrate so i missed all his calls, so i did wake up slightly panicked

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

FUCK NO

3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

typically women

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

i do so on a regular basis. probably the texan in me

5. Can you commit to one person?

yes, i am highly monogamous by nature

6. How do you look right now?

scruffy--but i usually do. both my beard and hair could use a trim, although my hair is messy no matter what length it is

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

basketball shorts and soldier 76 bro tank

8. How often do you listen to music?

only while driving, so usually daily on my commute but not much at all now because i’m working from home

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?1

jeans to work and going out in public, sweats/basketball shorts at all time at home. probably evens out

0. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?

oh this is old huh. i will say that my life did change extremely dramatically in 2013 as a very toxic relationship went down in flames and i dropped out of school (unrelated)

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

very social

12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

“i hope that works out for you” (genuinely, not sarcastically)

13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

all feelings except anxiety yes

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

nope!

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

too much so

16. Are you going out of town soon?

nooooooo lmao

17. When was the last time you cried?

roughly two weeks ago, for the first time in three years

18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

yes, in fact i once liked someone romantically i had initially disliked (it worked out better than you’d expect)

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

no i love my eyes

20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

nothing it’s a sunday B-)

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

unsure if speaking to my father about my problems at work was a mistake or not

22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

yes, but it would not occur now due to the shifting nature of sexuality

23. Are you nice to everyone?

yes, pretty much without fail

24. What are you sitting on right now?

my couch

25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

yes. jesus christ don’t be a fucking cheater

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

yes. honestly, who hasn’t?

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

in person, my partner. via text, my friend jordan

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

no, i just about never get sick in socal climate

29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

yes :(

30. Does anyone hate you?

i can think of one person who might, but we have not spoken in years, will never do so again, and she was much more harmful to me than i was to her

31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

my best friend. also a straight person DEFINITELY made these questions

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

no!!!

33. Are you a jealous person?

no

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

age 20. my life would be MUCH improved by deleting that year

35. Did you have a dream last night?

yes, a rather literal one about dealing with a plague (that was not covid)

36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

my partner, although i am still learning how to be open and honest

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

i think it is likely i’ll be married within 2-3 years

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

my partner lmao

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

possibly, but my partner is occupied with baking, and he would be the most likely suspect

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

NOPE

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

yes

42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

no, it’s almost entirely different. i’m not even living in the same city

43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

it would be either my best friend or one of my sisters, and we would be hanging out, just talking and chilling. i miss that very much

44. What’s the best part about school?

i always loved learning new things. i’m a highly inquisitive person

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

yes, but my fb has been inactive for year

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

bold of you to assume i had friends to pass notes to

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

too much :(

48. Were you single over the last summer?

no

49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

not really anything, but i could be writing or drawing

50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

it was my father, so objectively yes but to me absolutely not

#Anonymous

[verytamenow]

1-29 ( also... 30-50) 😝

Well....I said I was bored and can’t sleep and that still holds true so bring it on and anything else.

1. Did you wake up cranky? No, I woke up exhausted though.

 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? Gods, fucking NO WAY. But ironically I would have dated someone my age at 18 and would date someone 36 now at 27 so I am apparently fine with it if it’s me.   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? I don’t really have a preference at this point, male, female, or nonbinary. Just interested in knowing good people regardless.

 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? Yes??? Probably awkwardly because of who I am as a person. But yes.

 5. Can you commit to one person? Yes. I’m open to a polyam dynamic but I’m pretty take it or leave it on that.

 6. How do you look right now? Like I’m ready for bed.

 7. What exactly are you wearing right now? A too big Record Store Day 2018 shirt from Zia Records and a pair of black sleep pants with an Avengers logo.

 8. How often do you listen to music? Daily.

 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? Sweats, just because I can’t wear jeans at work.

 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014? Well, this got dated real quick. But my life WILL be changing dramatically before 2020 thanks to surgery.

 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? I’m definitely antisocial (in the introverted way, not the diagnosable way)

 12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? Good luck? Or maybe just nothing? I haven’t have a crush in a hot second so I really don’t know but I’d like to think I’d want them to be happy regardless.

 13. Are you good at hiding your feelings? Over text or a call, yes. But my face says things before I can.

 14. Can you drive a stick shift? No but I want to learn at some point.

 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? My anxiety does but I personally don’t unless it’s someone I care about.

 16. Are you going out of town soon? Yes! I’m impatient for it and the surgery and time away from work though not the recovery. Getting to hang out with Kristen a bit is also a big upside.

 17. When was the last time you cried? August. It was awkward.

 18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? My ex, but that was more I’d been wondering if I was aromantic instead of demiromantic given my lack of feelings. 

 19. If you could change your eye color, would you? No.

 20. Name something you have to do tomorrow? Clean. Write. Go to the thrift store because basically nothing fits. Fold my damn laundry.

 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. I can’t fucking sleep.

 22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? Not since I was a kid.

 23. Are you nice to everyone? I try to be. I’m not really warm and fuzzy but I try to be pleasant.

 24. What are you sitting on right now? My bed.

 25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yes, easily. I think there’s zero excuse for cheating.

 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? That’s just my history with crushes as a whole. I’m interested but they’re not.

 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? Probably Kristen?

 28. Do you get a lot of colds? No, somehow, even though no one at my office takes sick time.

 29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? No and now I’m worried that’s gonna tempt fate.

 30. Does anyone hate you? Probably. I’m kind of an asshole. I mean, the administration hates me for existing but I don’t think that’s what this question is getting at.

 31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? Yes.

 32. Do you like watching scary movies? No! I hate it. It sets off my anxiety.

 33. Are you a jealous person? Yes and no. I can get a little jealous, but it’s usually a minor thing. It’s worse if I don’t trust someone will stay.

 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? Is this a “it never happened” thing or “you can block it out” thing? I’d erase whatever year my mom got cancer in that case but if we’re talking emotional effects, I’d take the year she died or the year I had basically a breakdown.

 35. Did you have a dream last night? No.

 36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? Yes. See question 31.

 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? I mean, I really hope so but it seems highly unrealistic at this point.

 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? I hope not for their sake lmao. Up your standards.

 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? No.

 40. Did you have a good day yesterday? I mean, it wasn’t terrible but I was tired.

 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? Ha, no.

 42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? Gods no, it’s so so so different. I’m literally a different person and my life is better for it.

 43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? Casually hanging out with Taylor, whatever that entails.

 44. What’s the best part about school? The part where I’m not having to go to it. Though I do probably need to go back.

 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? I don’t even have facebook.

 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? I’m out of school, but I guess the equivalent would be texting friends at work and that’s a yes.

 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? Yes. Endlessly. Thanks anxiety.

 48. Were you single over the last summer? I’m single every summer ✌️

 49. What are you supposed to be doing right now? Sleeping.

 50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? Objectively yes.

#ask games #thank you #Anonymous

[cinnaminsvga]

La Douleur Exquise Pt 4 | Incubus!Yoongi AU

➵ summary: in which you accidentally summon an incubus in the middle of your shitty apartment and he won’t leave until you agree to have sex with him. until then, min yoongi, incubus extraordinaire, is now your sexually promiscuous and grumpy roommate. aka, the incubus au no one fucking asked for. ➵ warnings: implicit sexual acts; yoongi has a potty mouth ➵ genre: angst, smidgens of fluff and humor ➵ words: 5K ➵ a/n: surprise update! also rip yoongles lmao

➵  part 1 // part 2 // part 3 // part 4 // part 5 // part 6 // part 7

Like many wretched individuals such as himself, Yoongi delighted in partaking in the delightful sinfulness of debauchery. As an incubus, it came as no surprise that he frequently indulged in the sins of the flesh, and judging from the very good reviews he has on Yelp, he was pretty damn good at it too.

What most people didn’t know was that his love for carnal pleasure was not only limited to during his waking hours, but also during his sleeping ones. (Did I say most people didn’t know? Slash that—literally everyone knew. It’s Yoongi for fuck’s sake.) Sex had no curfew, and it came as no surprise that Yoongi, and his perpetually excited Yoongi Jr., were firm believers in such a principle.

In short, Yoongi liked having sex dreams. Or wet dreams, whatever you wanted to call it.

It wasn’t like Yoongi was afraid of having his vivid and most dastardly fantasies come to life (because let’s face it, this was Yoongi we’re talking about and all his friends and clients were basically the kinkiest little shits you could ever possibly meet.) It wasn’t like his subconscious was making up these scenarios because he was too afraid to test them out. No, it was mainly just because his dick had a bigger brain than his normal one, so his unrestrained libido pretty much ruled his subconscious during all hours of the day.

Suffice to say, he’s had pretty good dreams in the past. Some freaky, and others... freakier. In fact, some dreams of his were so fucking good, that they still remained in his spank bank for future use.

(And yes, you happened to be in some of those dreams, but were you even surprised at this point? You were a person with legs and you were around him 24/7. How could he not?)

It was general rule that Yoongi liked his wet dreams. Usually. Today was clearly an exception.

In fact, today’s wet dream wasn’t going to be anywhere near his top 10. Hell, it wouldn’t even meet his bottom 10. It was that bad.

It was for this simple reason: Namjoon was in it.

“What the fuck Namjoon?” Yoongi screamed out loud when you, who had been giving him a stellar blowjob, suddenly lift up your head to reveal that—no, it was no longer your beautiful face staring back at him, but it had instead transformed into Namjoon’s face with his stupid sunglasses on.

“Oh, don’t fucking lie Yoongi. I know you dream of me sometimes. I’ve lurked in a few of your past dreams before,” he mused, lifting himself up from your previous kneeling position. He dusted his knees, unfazed by his lack of clothing and the new protruding breasts that he was now currently sporting.

The Y/N-Namjoon hybrid hummed lowly, looking around the small bedroom. “Nice place she has here.”

Yoongi was not amused. “Fuck off,” he said as kindly as he could. “And would you mind shifting out of her body? That’s disgusting as fuck.”

Namjoon looked at Yoongi curiously before shrugging his shoulders and doing as he requested. Yoongi watched as your body slowly melted away to form Namjoon’s own lanky one. He was still naked, but at least he didn’t look like some weird hybrid of your beautiful body with his face. “That’s odd. You never used to complain when I didn’t change back into my normal form. In fact, I thought you enjoyed it more when I didn’t.”

“Would you believe me if I said I suddenly developed standards?” Yoongi said blandly, before standing up to grab the pair of pants he had shucked across the room. Like Namjoon said, it wasn’t like he was uncomfortable with being naked around his superior, but for some reason, he had a feeling that this meeting wasn’t just some quick bonding session between colleagues.

Also, he very much did not like thinking of Namjoon sucking him off when you could have been doing the exact same thing. Namjoon was a lot of things, and Yoongi supposed “wet dream cockblocker” was just another title in his extensive repertoire.

“You must be wondering why I suddenly hijacked your dreams,” Namjoon started, sitting himself comfortably beside Yoongi on your bed. “Speaking of, your dream senses are maturing. You used to not be able to tell whether I was real or a figment of your imagination.”

“Yeah well, even my fucked up subconscious wouldn’t dare interrupt that beautiful blowjob I was having.” Yoongi grumbled, pinching Namjoon slightly on the arm. Despite Namjoon’s higher position, Yoongi was still older and much more experienced, allowing him certain advantages (i.e., not being blasted to the 7th circle of hell for pinching the devil’s right hand man.)

Namjoon snorted, swatting Yoongi’s hand away. “Speaking of that beautiful blowjob as you so eloquently put it, I wanted to ask for an update on your mission with Y/N.” Oh no fucking way. A fucking status report. Yoongi was fucked.

Yoongi hoped his poker face was impenetrable. “What about my mission? I’m not past my deadline yet, am I?”

Unbeknownst to Yoongi, Namjoon knew Yoongi better than he believed. “Hmm... not quite. Although, I hope that you are aware that this mission of yours is taking a little bit too long—longer than your past missions.”

Oh shiiiiit. “O-oh, you know how some humans get. She’s just a bit picky, that’s all. I’m sure she’ll get around. Remember Hoseok’s last client? He wouldn’t let Hoseok go until the very last minute.” Yoongi tried, but even his excuses sounded weak to his ears.

“Well, that’s entirely different. Yoonji didn’t want to let Hoseok go because they fucked literally every single moment of the day. You, on the other hand, have not even gotten to lay a hand on Y/N. I’m starting to think she’s looking like a lost case.”

“No!” Yoongi exclaimed, causing Namjoon to raise an eyebrow. Yoongi cleared his throat. “Um, what I meant to say... I just don’t want to fail this mission. I’ve never failed one, and I really want to succeed,” he said, but deep down, they both knew the chances of success were slim, yet neither chose to speak it aloud. Why Namjoon was pretending to play dumb, Yoongi wasn’t sure.

“Yoongi, you do realize that you only have a week left until your contract ends, right? Our agency is also running low on incubi lately, so we’re trying to recall as many incubi as possible to keep shortages from happening,” Namjoon stated, watching curiously as Yoongi’s form started to tense. “I know the trials for failed missions are tedious, but there’s nothing to fear if there’s nothing to hide, right?” Namjoon said nonchalantly, but his eyes were sharp. The damn bastard knew something that Yoongi didn’t.

Yoongi felt like his heart had dropped down to his stomach. “Yeah... nothing to fear.” he muttered, running his hands through his hair. “Nothing to fear...”

Like the acute asshole that he is, Namjoon noticed the shift in Yoongi’s personality. “What’s gotten into you? Has Seokjin-hyung brainwashed you or something?”

Yoongi scoffed. “Man, even after defecting from heaven, you still call that asswipe your hyung?” Yoongi spat, nudging Namjoon’s shoulder. “You’d think that the devil’s right-hand man would hate his older brother enough to drop the honorifics, right?”

“Not all of us are born assholes, Yoongi.”

“Yeah, because you are the mother of all newborn assholes.” Yoongi retorted, crossing his arms. “And no, Seokjin has not been brainwashing me. That asshole could spray me with holy water, and I’d still shit in his Gucci man purse.”

“Yoongi,” Namjoon sighed, patting Yoongi’s shoulder tiredly. “Please stop trying to change the subject.” At his words, Yoongi’s shoulders immediately drooped.

“You know the rules, Yoongi. You finish this mission, or go under trial. We have to check if you’re not... purposefully sabotaging this mission.” The pitying look in Namjoon’s eyes made Yoongi want to punch his boss in the face, but all Yoongi could do was nod his head in defeat.

Why the fuck was Namjoon so sad for him? There was nothing wrong; he wasn’t doing anything wrong. Namjoon was right—there’s nothing to fear. He just wanted to keep his record perfect, that’s all. It’s not like he was falling in love with—

If Yoongi’s heart could drop any lower, he was sure he’d be shitting his heart out in tiny bite-sized pieces by now. He swallowed his thoughts down, just like he had been doing for centuries. Those are dangerous thoughts, Yoongi. Stay away from things you can’t have. “I understand, Namjoon. I understand.”

“Good. Now I think it is time for you to wake up. You still have to make breakfast for Y/N, right?” As Namjoon finished speaking, the room around them started to melt away into darkness; Yoongi was beginning to wake up. His eyes tried to focus on Namjoon as he started to disappear. It was at that moment when Namjoon’s words finally registered in his brain, causing alarm to start enveloping his mind.

Wait, how did Namjoon know that he––?

––♡♡♡––

When you awaken, visages of pale skin and a warm gummy smile still painted the lids of eyes. You blinked sleepily, rubbing away the mirage-like images from your brain as you tried to stifle the grin from devouring your face. You felt incredibly warm on this Sunday; a rare occurrence in itself, but you couldn’t be bothered to care about preparing for your classes tomorrow—not when all you wanted to do was stay in bed with a prickly but cuddly incubus.

As your eyes finally managed to stay open longer than a second, you found yourself disappointed to see that Yoongi had already gotten up, despite the clock beside your bed stating that it was barely 8AM.

“Well, he has been waking up earlier nowadays,” you mumbled to yourself, slipping on your fuzzy slippers to search for the missing incubus. Judging by the subtle sounds of sizzling eggs coming from the kitchen, you had a good guess as to where he might be. Giddy happiness started bubbling up from your belly as the thought of him cooking you breakfast filled you with contentment, despite him having cooked you breakfast these past few days.

Stepping out of your bedroom, you saw that your initial guess was correct. Yoongi, who was wearing a shirt (an occurrence you have yet to grow accustomed to), was busy flipping an omelette. You’d think that you’d be tired of eating them already, but strangely enough, Yoongi’s food never got you feeling sick.

You approached him quietly, situating yourself beside him as you watched him tend to the food. “Good morning,” you smiled sweetly at him. Yoongi glanced at you for a second and tried to smile back (honestly, he looked more like he had to take a massive shit, but you supposed Yoongi wasn’t exactly adept at expressing normal emotions such as joy.)

“I, uh, made breakfast.”

“I can see that,” you hummed, leaning your head comfortably on his shoulder. You felt Yoongi tense at your touch, making you retreat and point an inquisitive look at him. “What, feeling shy all of a sudden?” you teased lightly, expecting a witty comment in return. Instead, he just grunted gruffly and turned back to the pan, picking up the finished omelette with the spatula and plating it for you. He grabbed two cups of coffee for the two of you and set everything down on the table. “Eat,” was all he said.

As you took the plate from him, you noticed that he hadn’t made one for himself. If his odd demeanor had worried you, then this was fucking scaring the shit out of you. Yoongi NEVER skipped breakfast; he even ate the shitty undercooked pancakes you used to make for him. He wasn’t even going to drink his coffee, judging by how he was just blankly staring at its mystical instant coffee-ness.

You needed to know what was wrong. “Yoongi? Are you okay?”

All this time, Yoongi hadn’t been able to look you straight in the eye. But at the sound of your concerned voice, he couldn’t help but glance up to see your face. Oh, what a big fucking mistake that was.

Was the devil making this some kind of game or something? How on earth did you look so damn gorgeous at ass o’ clock in the morning? How was the sunlight just streaming into the room at just the right angle to make it look like there was a halo of light around your head? What the fuck was this romance shoujo anime bullshit? What next, a bucket of rose petals would fall out of the sky with Starlight is Falling playing in the background?

Well, if this was going to be some sappy Korean drama, then could Yoongi at least get a happy ending?

But happy endings were for pussies, and Yoongi was better at eating them than being one.

The reason why Yoongi was so tense was because he didn’t know how to tell you that you wouldn’t be seeing him anymore in seven days. Despite being the emotionally constipated demon that he was, even he had to admit that he was worried about you—if you’d keep feeding yourself, or if you’d try taking care of yourself more. However, he was even more worried about why he was worried in the first place. Why did he fucking care so much?

Realizing that he hadn’t responded to your initial question, Yoongi cleared his throat and trained his eyes back down at the table. “I’m fine.”

“Really? You don’t seem fine to me. You’re not even eating. It’s like the apocalypse is upon us.”

“Y/N, I swear. I’m fine, so you can stop worrying. You look terribly ugly when your face looks like its locked in a perpetual state of constipation.”

Well, at least his brain was still functioning if he was still able to make fun of you. “Wow, rude much? We share a bed for a week and we’re already back to square one?” You let out a laugh, but the noise ended up sounding like a harsh bark more than anything. You swallowed thickly, desperate to make eye contact with the demon. He pointedly refused, and instead focused his attention on his quickly cooling coffee.

It scared you more than you could ever bear to admit: that something had changed last night, that you had pushed him too hard and now he was scared of moving forward.

“Yoongi?”

“Hmm?”

“Spare me the bullshit, please? I’ve heard a lot of bullshitty things come out of your mouth, and this is probably the only time your words will ever matter to me, so please. Just say something. Make it count.”

The silence stretched on, and Yoongi could feel your gaze drilling holes on the top of his head. He couldn’t bear to look into your eyes—too kind, too patient. He was sure that you could plainly see how his thoughts were tormenting him, the words that struggled to pass his lips waging wars in his head.

Time slowed, and eventually he heard you let out a sigh. You picked his hand gently away from his cup of long-since lukewarm coffee (his hands were always so cold), caressing the back of it in a soothing manner. You still didn’t speak, and Yoongi finally managed to gather the courage to look up.

The sight of your face made him tense even more, causing you to pause in your ministrations immediately. Your eyes only made contact for a split second, but Yoongi was sure that the zap he felt rippling through his bones really did happen.

The look in your eyes and the way you held his hands—it was too much. This moment you had found yourselves in was even more intimate than anything he had ever experienced (and he had fucked a shit ton of people.) Maybe it was the calmness of the barely conscious sun, or the sound of the people outside your apartment quietly bustling on their day. Or maybe it was the way you smiled so sweetly at him, as if you would wait for him, no matter how look it would take.

It almost looked like lov—

Yoongi broke the silence, his words coming out almost choked. Too fast, too eager to get this over with. Scared.

“Y/N, what do you know about the contract we signed?”

You flinched, taken aback by his sudden question. “What does that have to do with anything?” You asked, confused, but you still tried wracking your brain for the information regardless.

“Well... All I really remember was the process of summoning you and how our contract will be completed once I’m, er, sexually appeased.”

You guessed that your answer was not what Yoongi was hoping for, judging by the scolding glare that immediately took over his features. You got defensive immediately. “Why do you look angry at me? You asked so I answered! You know that I don’t think things through.”

“I figured,” Yoongi deadpanned, rubbing his temples in frustration. “Kinda how we got stuck in this situation in the first place, right?” He sighed heavily, contemplating how he was going to explain to you the entirety of your arrangement with him.

“Well, what’s the big deal anyway? I don’t want to have sex, and you don’t want to leave; not my problem, right?” You scoffed, crossing your arms petulantly. You were kind of getting pissed off; what was with his sudden change in attitude? It was as if the night before never even happened. 

“That’s barely scraping the surface.” Yoongi hissed.

“Look, Yoongi. Just get on with it. What’s happening? Did I do something wrong? Did I break the contract?” You asked, your voice trailing off into a whisper. If you had broken the contract, did that mean Yoongi was going to leave? Was this his weird way of saying goodbye?

“No. In fact, it’s me who’s breaking the contract. Ish.”

You raised your eyebrow. “Ish?”

Yoongi groaned, slamming his hand on the table. “Ugh, this is so hard! Why do you make everything so hard?”

It’s because you’re in lov--!

“Anyway,” Yoongi coughed, trying to calm his pounding heart. Dangerous, dangerous. “Sorry, it’s just that I’ve never had to explain this to someone before. You see, your explanation was pretty much only the basic concept of summoning incubi and succubae. It’s kind of understandable that you don’t know the whole story because no one ever really knows the fine print since usually everyone just fucks and then the contract is complete. But, that doesn’t mean there isn’t a fine print.”

“So... What’s the problem?”

“The problem is... If I don’t end up having sex with you within a week, I’m going to be put under trial for sabotage.”

Now you were more confused than you were 10 minutes ago. “Sabotage? What the fuck would you be sabotaging?”

“I... I don’t know.” Yoongi knew.

You sighed, raising your arms behind your head. “Well then. It isn’t really a problem then, right?”

“What do you mean?”

You rolled your eyes, looking at him like he was Boo Boo the fool. “I mean, just fuck me!”

If Yoongi had actually been drinking his coffee, you were sure he’d be doing a spit-take right about now. After the shock from your very frank exclamation had died down, Yoongi finally managed to calm the beating of his heart. Focus, Yoongi. She doesn’t know what she’s saying.

Yoongi groaned, frustrated. “No, you don’t get it! You said it yourself, you have to be sexually pleasured and shit, and we both know that you’re a fucking weirdo who isn’t into shit like that, so—“

You cut him off. “Who said I couldn’t be sexually pleasured?”

“—it would be entirely useless to have sex, wait what? What?” Yoongi spluttered, gazing at you as if you’d grown a second head.

“Ok, I may have lied a bit when we first met. Well, not REALLY lied, but—“

“Wait, so you’re telling me that I could’ve fucking left all this time?” He exclaimed, disbelief coloring his words.

Yoong did not, in fact, want to leave. Not like you knew that, anyway.

You tried to look unfazed by his callous words, but if the way Yoongi’s eyes softened were any indication, you were pretty sure you were failing pretty badly. It was just... you thought that maybe, somehow along the way, he had started to like being with you. Especially after watching how much calmer he was around you, how caring he had been recently, how almost loving he was being—

What a fool you were. This was an incubus you were dealing with, not a human boy capable of feeling the same way that you felt for him.

What did you feel for the demon? What was this churning in your stomach, this wretchedness blooming poisonous flowers in your heart? Why did this treacherous feeling make you want more? More of what, exactly? You weren’t sure.

Dangerous, dangerous.

“I... I didn’t mean that,” Yoongi said, trying to salvage the situation.

“But you still said it.”

“I—“

“Listen, asshole. I’m sorry for ‘lying’ to you, but you never asked for MY fine print. So let me explain first,” you huffed angrily. To say that you weren’t hurt by Yoongi’s words would make you a liar, but you fought to keep your face devoid of any pain. He couldn’t know.

You cleared your throat. “Ok, it would be a complete lie to say that I don’t feel stimulation because it’s literally human nature to feel... something during intercourse right? It just depends on whether people actively search for that ‘feeling,’ aka, actively fucking people in order to reach orgasm: the end goal. Well, me? I’m not like that. I don’t look for that ‘feeling.’ I don’t need to look for it. I’m perfectly fine going day to day without trying to look for that ‘feeling.’”

Judging by the confused look on the incubus’ face, you figured Yoongi had no idea what you were trying to explain. “What the fuck?” he verbalized his thoughts, staring oddly at you. “Isn’t that basically what I’m saying? If you aren’t ‘actively searching’ for orgasm, then doesn’t that mean you can’t be sexually pleasured?”

At this point, you were getting frustrated by how hard it was to explain essentially who you were and how you worked to someone who just couldn’t understand; it was like trying to explain color to a blind person. He could never understand you, you thought bitterly to yourself. Yet, you tried your best to come up with an analogy.

“Ok... So it’s like this, alright? Think of sex like food—“

“Easy enough. I could go on and on about how much pussy tastes like—“

“Yoongi.” You deadpanned, glaring icily at Yoongi. Yoongi supposed it was not a good idea to try and lighten the mood with sexual innuendos. He nodded meekly at you to continue.

“As I was saying before you so rudely interrupted, think of sex like food, except not as a life-sustaining source of energy. Everyone wants to eat, right? When you eat, you get full. For me, I don’t want to eat. I don’t need to eat, even. But when I do, I still get full. You get me now?”

Yoongi sort of understood, but since he has been an incubus pretty much his entire life, he couldn’t really comprehend why anyone would not want to ‘eat,’ as you so put it. But he had gotten accustomed to your weird tendencies already that he just chose to nod in faux understanding, like a parent acquiescing to an infant’s babbling. In fact, you could even say that he’d grown fond of your eccentricities—

Dangerous thoughts, Yoongi. This is what you’re trying to avoid.

Yoongi brushed the thought away from his head. “Even still, Y/N,” he sighed, running his fingers through his hair wearily. “The whole point of the contract is ‘wanting.’ Sure, you may feel pleasured at the end, but the importance of the whole thing is that you should want it in the first place. I can’t force myself on you.”

“You’re twisting your words, Yoongi! Just a while ago, you said as long as I was satisfied, then you could get away scot-free, so what the fuck is the damn problem!” You screeched, finally tired of him beating around the bush. You were tired, frustrated, and confused. Why was Yoongi being so hesitant now, of all times? Here you were, essentially giving yourself up to him for him to take, giving him a chance at freedom and leaving this shit apartment like he so obviously wanted. During all his time staying with you, he had taken almost every single opportunity to try and seduce you. It had almost grown comical at some point, when he’d grow impatient with your persistence and just proceeded to whack off in the bathroom. Min Yoongi was stubborn, proud, rude, impatient, and a downright menace. You should be glad that his time with you was almost over.

But if there was one word you could never describe Min Yoongi as, it was cruel.

Despite his insufficiencies at decency, he was never cruel. He never forced himself upon you, despite how easy it would be to do so. You were sure that if he gave his 110% effort, he could have somehow tricked you into sex. Deceit, trickery, and cruelty were never words you’d ever associate with him.

The word ‘considerate’ would not be the first word you would associate with Min Yoongi, incubus extraordinaire, but it was the closest word you could think of.

Memories of your time together suddenly flooded your mind as you thought back to the times when Yoongi had appeared to have a heart. Images of lukewarm breakfast food cooked early in the morning, a spoon of kimchi stew moving towards your mouth when you had collapsed that day, your phone mysteriously charged despite knowing you hadn’t plugged it in the night before, pale hands brushing the hair away from your face as you feigned sleep, a pair black eyes trailing your mouth as you kissed his cheeks and nose—possibly hoping that your mouth would move just an inch to the right—!

Despite his insufficiencies at decency, Min Yoongi was a kind son of a bitch.

In the midst of your self-reflection, Yoongi stood up abruptly, slamming his hands so hard on the table that his still full cup of coffee almost spilled all its contents on the wood. “No, Y/N! You listen to me! It doesn’t fucking work like that. You have to want it, you have to need it in your soul, like it’s the only source of water in a desert, like you couldn’t bear another day without getting it—“ He stuttered in that moment, eyes wild that matched the speed of the words tumbling out of his mouth. “You need it, you have to want it, love it—fuck.” He took a deep breath, a crazed glint in his gaze. He was going to say something he might live to regret, but—“You have to want me, Y/N.”

He said it anyway.

Eyes are always watching, Min Yoongi.

What you failed to notice was the way Yoongi’s eyes widened in surprise, afraid of the consequences of his words. In the heat of the moment, you don’t register what hidden meaning may lay behind those words. You were possessed with the need to explain; you had to tell him, even though it was—

Dangerous, dangerous.

“That’s the fucking thing, Yoongi! I do want it!” You screamed back, desperate for him to understand. Why couldn’t he fucking understand? That you—“I want it. As long as it’s with you, I’ll always want it.”

“Stop lying. You’re just saying that because you’re being nice to me. You’re always so nice to me,” he said bitterly, but his gaze remained steady. They burned, but you didn’t dare to look away.

“Y/N... You’ve always been too kind, too much...”

You stopped him right there. “I’m not being kind right now, Yoongi.”

Yoongi was not having any of it. He couldn’t accept; he didn’t have the courage to. “Then why are you always so nice to me, huh? What did I do? What is it? What do you want from me? I’m a creature of wretchedness and impurity, a demon from the second circle of hell created to advocate debauchery and corruption. My only purpose is to fill the gaping holes in the hearts of people with loathsome intent. I don’t deserve your kindness or your pity.” Or you, Yoongi’s treacherous mind added.

“There are many things in life that I will live to regret, but you will not be one of them. Not ever.” The words slipped out of your mouth without struggle, a sigh of relief almost leaving your body at how those thoughts were finally seeing the light of day. Then came the fear that followed, the implications of running your mouth.

A plethora of emotions swirled in Yoongi’s heart: confusion at how you could possibly want his despicable self, fear that what you said might be the truth and that you did want him, anger that what you said might be a lie and that you were just saying that to get rid of him—

But out of all the emotions that threatened to bubble and wreck Yoongi, there was one feeling that he had never dared to endure, much less acknowledge. It was an emotion that endangered all who sought it and all those who thrived on it. It led to heartbreak and sadness, causing all those who felt it to live emptier lives than they had previously. 

It was hope.

He supposed that despite his demonic powers, above all else Yoongi was still a mortal. He could not escape his heart, as much as he could not escape his libido. Not for the first time, he yearned. But his yearning had never amounted to anything; he never acted on it. He couldn’t. You were making him want to, though. You made him feel like it was possible, that somehow you two could make it. That Yoongi could escape his fate as a humanized sex object and live a full life, filled with happiness and laughter and love—

Love. Love. Love. Yoongi’s heart yearned for it.

Dangerous. Dangerous. Dangerous. Yoongi’s mind echoed faintly in the distance.

And just like that, the moment breaks.

Like the pitiful creature that he is, Yoongi runs.

In his haste to run, he hits the table with a loud bang, causing the cup of coffee to finally spill. You don’t even have the chance to yell his name before your front door slams with a note of finality.

And just like that, he’s gone.

In the quietness of your apartment, you could only watch as the coffee drips down to the floor.

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My neopets account is old enough to drive

1. Why are you at home? Because it’s 2am and I’m not working tonight 2. This time last year, were you single? Sort of, leaning towards yes

3. What are you listening to? "Big Tings” by Skindred 4. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Nope 5. Are you a big fan of thunderstorms? Yeah, that’s one thing I missed when I was living in Spain - tropical thunderstorms

6. Is there anyone you would do anything for? Sure 7. When will your next kiss be? Depends if I end up going on that date tomorrow night and how well it goes. Otherwise idk, sometime in the next month probs. 8. Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life? Yeah. I’d rather be living in a different country but I can deal 9. Do people ever think you’re older/younger than you actually are? People usually think I’m younger, like 16. 10. Have you ever liked someone way older than you? Yeah but he liked me too so it worked out fine 11. How many texts are in your inbox? I don’t text except to the work phone. I prefer messenger/whatsapp. 12. Who last left you a wallpost on Facebook? First thing that came up on my page was Patrick who tagged me on a screenshot of when I said “I don’t know anything about politics but I sure am drunk and have opinions”. That counts. 13. Assuming you have various kinds of electronics (phone, camera, iPod, etc.), are you currently charging any of them? Laptop is currently plugged in.  14. How are you wearing your hair today? Messy. Got out of the bath and towel dried it. Didn’t bother combing or styling because I’m going to bed soon. 15. What are you eating/drinking? Chips and Pepsi 16. What will your outfit be today? Was wearing a stripey shirt and jeans earlier. Now in my jimjams 17. When’s the next time you’ll be traveling somewhere (anywhere) and where will you go? Maybe going out on a date tomorrow night. If not, will be hanging with a friend. Maybe at my place, maybe out at some bars. Also working on Sunday night.

18. Do you ever sit indoors and wear sunglasses or a hat? Sometimes wear sunnies inside at work because I’ll be staring out the window the whole time.

19. Are you putting off doing something right now? If so, what is it? Nope. I do what I want.

20. What’s the most daring thing you have ever done? Idk, probably moving to a foreign country on my own and barely knowing the language.

21. Do you like playing video games? If so, what do you usually play? Currently playing Horizon Zero Dawn on PS4. Whenever my PC is working again I’ll eventually finish playing Dragon Age Inquisition.

22. Are you sitting in front of or by a window? What can you see out there? Blinds are closed but all I’d see is the construction site next door.

23. Do you ever dance to the song playing in your head? Sometimes

24. How long have you had an online presence for? I think my first account was on Neopets. I just logged into that old account (god knows how I still remember the password) and the account was made in 2002. So, 16 years ago. Oh my god my neopets account is old enough to drive

25. If you got a chance to go to space, would you? Depends on the situation but yeah probably!

26. What’s something we do every day but they don’t depict in movies? The cleanup after sex. Okay not really every day but still. They always just roll over and go to sleep. Like, bro you still got a condom on your dick, and you’re just gonna sleep like that??

27. Do you enjoy travelling? Definitely

28. Where’s the most beautiful place you’ve been to so far? There are many beautiful places I’ve been to. Although I think I have to give an honourable mention to the High Atlas Mountains in Morocco for being so beautiful that I was actually speechless.

29. What’s something cool about the city/town you live in? River got sharks

30. Is your style feminine, masculine or somewhere in the middle? Masculine side of neutral

31. Do you usually carry a backpack, a shoulder bag or something else? I don’t carry a bag unless I’m at work and then it’s a duffel bag, or I’m travelling then it’s a backpack

32. What smell brings back a memory for you? Woodfires make me think of winter at my grandparents’ house when I was a kid, even though we never had fires there. Also sawdust reminds me of my dad’s workshop

33. When was the last time you went in the car past midnight? Couple of nights ago when I last did a nightshift 34. Who was the last person to message you?  Maggie

35. What did you do today? Played PS4, Maggie came over, went to Dan Murphy’s, watched some Will & Grace, had a bath with a lime coconut bathbomb and now all my skin is lovely and smooth 36. Why did you last laugh really hard? Okay so I bought a pack of tiny squeaky rubber pigs online and I have an ongoing treasure hunt in my apartment with Maggie. We re-hide the ones we find. Anyway, I laughed a lot when she adjusted her position in the beanbag and the piggy under it squeaked 37. Would you be able to name everyone you kissed? Nah, I’ve kissed one or two people I don’t know the name of 38. Where is the last person you kissed? No idea 39. What color shirt are you wearing? Navy blue 40. Did you have a fling this summer but it didn’t really go anywhere? I only had half a summer because I moved back from europe. I slept with an ex a few times. Does that count as a fling? Probably not. 41. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? About to bang 42. What was the last thing you bought? Bottle of rum and a case of beer 43. Ever kissed anyone with a nipple piercing? I have no idea. Maybe..? 44. What about a lip piercing? I don’t think so 45. Nose piercing? Again, I don’t think so but it’s possible 46. Have you ever kissed someone who had a boyfriend/girlfriend? Lmao yeah made out with both of them  47. Did you like kissing the last person you kissed or the one before that more? The one before 48. Ever made out in a pool? Uhh I don’t think so? 49. When was the last time you went shopping for new clothes? Do you remember what you bought? I bought undies and singlets a couple of days ago. Not as glamorous as you were expecting I’m sure 50. What sort of compliments make you feel the best? An acknowledgement of something I put effort into

51. What would you say to a twenty year old version of yourself? idk she was pretty much already on the right course 52. Name a few things that make you happy? My lil squeaky pigs drinking/hanging out with friends making plans to travel again 53. If you were going camping for a few days (or to a fancy hotel for those that dislike camping), who would you want to bring with you? Friends that would actually enjoy the camping 54. How long have you been living where you are now? Is this somewhere you intend to stay for a while, or is a move in your future? I’ve been in this apartment for 5 months. I’ll renew for a second year so long as they don’t try to bump the rent up too high. After that idk. I want to move overseas again at some point 55. What was the last thing you put away? I put the towel back on the rack 56. When was the last time you were near a large body of water? I was along the river the last shift I had 57. How much time do you spend in your bedroom? Only when I’m sleeping 58. Do you secretly like to go grocery shopping? No, I put it off until I basically have no food

59. Breakfast; yay or nay? I have vegemite on toast before work but if I don’t have a shift I forget to have breakfast 60. What’s the most creepy experience you’ve ever had? Nothing in particular comes to mind 61. Yay, you’re going out on a date! What do you wear? Fuck I hadn’t even thought about that -_- 62. What’s the last movie you saw in theatre? Was it good? It was either Antman or Deadpool 63. On average, how long would you saw your on the computer per week? When my desktop is broken (now) I usually just use my phone. Laptop is pretty slow. 64. Do you like your music loud? No 65. If you had to lose one of your five senses, which would it be? Smell 66. Would you rather have no computer or no cellphone for a week? Computer. 67. What’s you favourite thing to have for dessert? I don’t really eat dessert at home. I just eat whatever I’m in the mood for whenever. I guess sweet stuff I usually go for timtams or a nutella sandwich 68. Do you tend to straighten or curl your hair more? Neither 69. What’s your favourite summer sport? Sitting inside with the AC blasting. 70. Can you dance, or do you just completely fail at it? I cannot dance. 71. Do you get nervous when you’re about to get a haircut? Yes! And I don’t know why 72. Choose one: Hanging out at the beach, or playing some winter sports? SKIING 73. What’s the coolest place that you ever been to? What’d you do there? Oh man I’ve seen some cool shit. The roundhouses in Tulou village in China were rad. Varanasi in India was a weirdly spiritual experience and I am very much not a spiritual person. Ziplining through the jungle in Panama was fun. Sagrada Familia in Barcelona was super cool in the afternoon with the sun coming in through all the yellow/orange windows. And I’m sure I have more to see in the future 74. What’s the earliest time you ever had to wake up? Was it hard for you? I often wake up at crazy times for work so there is no “earliest” because it loops back around to late 75. What radio station do you listen to most? I have 97.3 playing in the car 76. Whenever you take pictures, do they always end up posted on Facebook? The good ones go on instagram

77. You have unlimited money, what do you do with your life? Travel indefinitely. Pay for friends to travel with me. Give away money. Basically just do whatever I want and hope that nobody tries to kill me for my money. 78. What was the last thing you spent under $5 on? Hmm I have no idea. I can’t think of anything recently. According to my bank statement it was the icecreams I bought from Woolies a couple of weeks ago when I was with some friends 79. How many times have you cried in the past week? None, I don’t really cry 80. Have you ever used your cell phone as a light source in the dark? I need it to see if there’s anything in my mailbox. For some reason I always check the post when it’s dark. 81. Is there anything written on the shirt you’re wearing? “Max Rager” it’s the energy drink from iZombie

82. Where were you living in 1997? I think my family and I had just moved to australia 83. How was your first kiss? eh 84. Do you still talk to the person you shared it with? No 85. How long has it been since you showered? I showered this morning and had a bath a couple of hours ago 86. Have you ever dated someone who had kids? Not dated 87. Have you kissed someone 4 or more years older than you? Several 88. How about younger? Not that I’m aware of 89. Were your parents married when you were born? No 90. Are there any candles in the room with you? No, I don’t like candles, they make me anxious 91. Does the last person you kissed have tattoos? No 92. Do you live within 20 miles of where you were born? Nooooo. more like 10,000 miles 93. Has anyone seen you naked in the last week? Nope 94. Where was your current profile picture taken? In a camping ground in southern Spain. I was visiting my dad’s friends

#other potential titles: #I don’t know anything about politics but I sure am drunk and have opinions #in my jimjams #honourable mention to the High Atlas Mountains in Morocco for being so beautiful that I was actually speechless #My lil squeaky pigs

[purplesurveys]

1103

Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow

Yesterday

What day of the week was it yesterday? It wassss Thursday.

What “number day” was it? February 4th.

What time did you wake up yesterday? I automatically wake up at about 6:30 AM every weekday since I have to start work by 8 sharp. I use the free hour and a half to either get some more sleep, or go ahead and try to properly wake up.

What was the weather like? It’s been chilly these days, so I’m trying to savor it as much as I can before it leaves for good in a few weeks.

What did you eat for breakfast? I had coffee so I can psyche myself up for my one-on-one talk with the CEO of the company I work at - she apparently does that with all the new hires to get to know them which I appreciate, but it also made me nervous as fuck. Other than chugging that coffee down, my mom also made me corned beef with rice.

What did you wear? I wore an olive green top I typically wear outside so that I could look nice for the aforementioned video call.

What did you eat for lunch? I’m not usually able to take a lot of bites when I’m working, so the corned beef meal actually stayed wiith me the whole day.

What did you eat for dinner? We had sisig, mainly. My dad also got a free sample of kare-kare when he was out today for some reason lol, so I had that with my rice.

Did you have any snacks or treats? I don’t think so, no.

Who did you talk to in person yesterday? Just my immediate family as I didn’t get to go outdoors.

Who did you text or call yesterday? I had two work-related video calls yesterday. One of them was with Leah, the CEO; the other one was with a client along with my teammates Ysa and Bea.

Did you work yesterday? If so, what time was your work shift? Yeah, as I do every weekday. My shift is from 9 AM to 6 PM, but I start working at 8 AM. I so wish I got paid for that extra hour, lmao.

Did you have to go to school? I have not had to go to UP in a long time, no. I don’t even call it my school anymore.

Did you have to run any errands? If so, then where? All my errands were work-related, so.

Name something you watched yesterday. Good Mythical Morning posts a new video every weeknight here, so I watched it as soon as it came out. I watched some wrestling stuff as well.

Name something you read yesterday. I don’t think I was able to read anything.

Name a song that you remember listening to yesterday. Hm, I do remember feeling a little down very briefly last night and I got in the mood to listen to 26, by Paramore (because of course).

Did you do anything different/atypical yesterday? Did something out of the ordinary happen? Well the talk with Leah happened, so there’s that. I was really nervous for it, but I’m glad it went well. She seems to have liked me so I hope I stay on her good side.

Did you hang out with anyone yesterday? If so, then who - and what did you do? Just with my family. We did the usual stuff, like having dinner together < Same. I usually hang out in the living room with my family after dinner as well, but in the last few days I’ve taken to spending some time alone on the rooftop because the weather has been nice again. I might keep it up until March, or whenever the weather gets sucky and all humid all over again.

What is something fun that you did yesterday? I ordered from a high school batchmate’s small business. I’ve loved her pastries for years, and when she reopened her shop for 2021 the other day, I saw that she had added croissants to her menu. They looked fucking good, so I didn’t hesitate to order from her and now I can’t wait to get them next week, hahah.

What time did you go to bed? For some reason I was really tired yesterday; I think I was asleep by 9 or 9:30.

Today

What day of the week is it today? Friday THE BEST DAY

What “number day” is it? February 5th.

What time did you wake up? I woke up earlier today because I slept early last night – around 6 AM. I was actually woken up by an earthquake, so that’s my new thing for today lol.

What is the weather like? It’s only 8:30 in the morning so I can’t say for sure, but right now at least I can say it hasn’t been warm or uncomfortable.

What did you eat for breakfast? I haven’t had it yet. But I did smell my dad cooking bacon before he left for work today and that smelled nice. I might pick up a strip or two to munch on.

What did you wear today? I’m still wearing the same stuff. I take showers in the evenings on Fridays so that I feel great in welcoming the weekend, haha.

What did you eat for lunch? I will most likely skip it.

What did you eat for dinner? No clue but I’m looking forward to what my dad has planned.

Did you have any snacks or treats? Nope, but we still have some leftover tteokbokki in the fridge. I might heat it up later in the day if I get in the mood for it.

Who did you talk to in person? So far only my parents, but I know I’ll be talking to Nina as well once she gets up for the day.

Who did you text or call? No one yet. We’ll see if I have to text anyone for work today, but so far there’s been no need to.

Did you work today? If so, what time was your work shift? I will be. My shift will officially start in half an hour, but I’ve gotten up early to start other tasks.

Did you have to go to school? No. If I’m not mistaken, I think UP was also recently closed to the public until the 15th because of recent Covid cases, so that sucks. I was looking forward to visit.

Did you have to run any errands? If so, then where? I’m out of 3-in-1 coffee packs so if my parents don’t buy a bundle today, I might have to go to the nearby convenience store to pick one up myself.

Name something you watched today. I have a Good Mythical More video playing at present to accompany me as background noise. I’m not necessarily watching it, though.

Name something you read today. I needed to read several articles for work a few minutes ago.

Name a song that you remember listening to today. I haven’t turned on my Spotify yet but I’m looking forward to Hayley’s single coming out at noon. AAAAHHHHHHHHH

Did you do anything different/atypical today? Did something out of the ordinary happen? I got up very early for work, lol. I usually wait until 8 AM sharp for me to pull myself out of bed, but I was up and at my workspace by 7:20ish. I feel like this set-up is better for me, so I might try waking up earlier again in the next few days.

Did you hang out with anyone today? If so, then who - and what did you do? No. I do want to go to a coffee shop tonight, though.

What is something fun that you did today? Haven’t done much today considering the time... but idk. I might give Grey’s Anatomy a start tonight? Or maybe revisit The Crown?? Maybe go for a long walk around the neighborhood tonight with Kimi? We’ll see. I’m in the mood to be spontaneous this Friday.

What time will you go to bed? I’d like to sleep by midnight or even beyond it because it’s the weekend, and I wouldn’t want to waste my free time.

Tomorrow

What day of the week will it be tomorrow? It will be Saturday.

What “number day” will it be? Feb 6th.

What time do you have to get up? No time - the best kind of morning. I want to get up early though so I can maximize my day.

What is the weather supposed to be like? The high is supposed to be 31ºC, while the low will be 24ºC.

What do you plan on eating for breakfast? It depends on what either of my parents will cook, but I am guessing some type of omelette and either hotdogs or corned beef. And rice, of course.

What do you plan on wearing? I haven’t planned it out yet. Definitely something comfy though, especially if I decide to only stay in.

What will you eat for lunch? Will be skipping it.

What will you eat for dinner? If my mom cooks it will probably be some type of pasta. My dad mixes his dishes up every time, so if he decides to be the one to make dinner I’m not sure what he has planned.

Will you have any snacks or treats? I’d love to be able to. My parents will sometimes whip something up in the afternoons, like pancakes or wicked Oreos. Should I decide to land in a coffee shop tomorrow or on Sunday, I will most likely pick up a savory pastry.

Who will talk to in person tomorrow? My immediate family for sure. < Same. I haven’t made plans to see friends recently.

Who will you text or call tomorrow? Out of all my friends, I’ll probably message Angela. Otherwise I have the day to myself tomorrow.

Did you have to work tomorrow? If so, what time is your work shift? Not during the weekend, thank fuck. There are some clients who are relentless and will continue to message over the weekend, but I ignore them.

Do you have to go to school? Nope. Couldn’t go to my university even if I wanted to.

Do you have to run any errands? If so, then where do you need to go? Not that I know of yet. < Same.

Name something you plan to watch tomorrow. I think it’s time for a new series, haha. Like I mentioned, probably Grey’s.

Name something you plan to read tomorrow. I’ve got nothing lined up. Maybe my usual Wikipedia binge as always.

Name an music artist that you plan on listening to tomorrow. Probably streaming the shit out of descansos.

Will you do anything different/atypical tomorrow? Is something non-routine supposed to happen? I actually haven’t picked up my embroidery kit since January. I wanna get back on it.

Will you hang out with anyone tomorrow? If so, then who - and what will you do? Just me and my dogs.

What is something fun that you hope to do tomorrow? I want to resume my embroidery templates and I already know how fun I’ll find that :)

What time might you go to bed? Again, just any time that’s extremely late because it’s the weekend.

[ohsh1t2wksl8]

#survey #surveys

[jjkookiecrumbs]

All the numbers!

Oh wow thank you

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?I think so!

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?Age-wise, yes, since it is only one year older than I am now. I’m currently dating a 19 year old, though, which I’m totally and completely fine with the age difference.

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?That’s an interesting combination of emotions,, probably this weekend because my boyfriend always tries to aggravate me but it’s silly and I love him 

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?Yeah, but not a full, toothy smile

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?HAHA YEAH it’s funny because they’re literally controlling :)

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?Yes, I was listening to Bleachers today which always reminds me of my boyfriend

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?A t-shirt and shorts

8. How often do you listen to music?Multiple times a day

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?Jeans

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2019?Yes, starting college and moving out is a huge change and I really can’t wait.

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?Depends on my mood, more social than not though, I think.

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?Yes

13. What about ‘R’?Nope

14. Can you drive a stick shift?No, I’d like to learn how to though!

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?Kind of, I try to pretend like I don’t, but I really want to be a good person.

16. Are you going out of town soon?I don’t think so,,

17. When was the last time you cried?Today, about half an hour ago

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?My boyfriend and my ex (lololol) 

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?Maybe.. I kind of like my hazel eyes though

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?@jaxjpeg​

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.Uh, like most of it

22. Is it cute when people kiss you on your forehead?Yes!!

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?Yeah, I’m talking to him as I type all of this out.

24. What are you sitting on right now?My bed

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?Yes! My boyfriend and one of my best friends.

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?Other than celebrities, only once. They don’t know who they are but they follow me on here, if they ever find out,,,, that’ll be interesting

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?Jax!

28. Do you get a lot of colds?Not really

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?@wickedclothes​

30. Does anyone hate you?Probably!

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?Not any empty ones!!

32. Do you like watching scary movies?I love them

33. Do you want your tongue pierced?No thanks

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?WOW THAT’S HARD I dont think I’d actually delete a whole year because I learned so much from the shit I went through and I wouldn’t be who I am today without those experiences.

35. Did you have a dream last night?Yeah it was wack, one of the gaybies at my school came to visit me at work on 4/13 (which is wild because I do work on 4/13 this year) and they were dressed as dave and like?? called me Rose and it was weird because 1) I was in my work uniform, not dressed as Rose, and 2) in the dream I knew that they had never spoken to me in real life.

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?Today

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?Hopefully!

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?Yes!! my boyf

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?Yeah, one I know of at least

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?Yeah, 

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?Yep!

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?Yeah, if spending time with friends at school counts

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?Yes

44. What’s the best part about school?Lunchtime and friends

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?A ton.

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?I used to!

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?Constantly

48. Were you single over the last summer?Nope

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?Not at all

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?Homework!

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?Not at all

52. Are you nice to everyone?I try to be! If they cross me even slightly, though, they’re dead to me :)

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?Not really

54. Are you good at hiding your feelings?Not at all

55. Do you think you like someone?I know I like someone,, I know I love someone

56. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?Yes

57. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?Both wtf do people actually prefer this

58. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?Like,, all of them, not in real life, though

59. Do you hate anyone?Many people

60. How’s your heart?kinda fucked up

61. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?LOTS OF THINGS HAHAHA

62. Have you ever cried over a guy?Out of anger, yes

63. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?HAHAHA THIS GIRL i’m not friends with her any more but I work with her and she despises me now but :) 

64. Are your toenails painted pink?Nope

65. Will your next kiss be a mistake?Nope

66. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?I love seeing him being vulnerable with me, but seeing him cry always makes my heart ache

67. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?No, luckily!

68. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?Jax! And I’m still on the phone with him

69. How do you look right now?Probably bad because I cried, but somehow my makeup’s still intact, so not that bad I suppose

70. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?Jax!71. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?Jax!

72. Have you ever felt replaced?Yeah

73. Did you wake up cranky?Nope! Because I woke up next to my boy

74. Are you a jealous person?Certainly

75. Are relationships ever worth it?Definitley

76. Anyone you’re giving up on?Nah, I already cut all of the shitty people out of my life

77. Currently wanting to see anyone?Jax pleaseeee

78. Name something you have to do tomorrow?School

79. Last person you cried in front of?Jax

80. Is there someone you will never forget?There are many, most didn’t leave a positive effect on my life, though

81. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?Yes and I love it

82. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?Cuddling, I’d probably be crying

83. Are you over your past?No haha I have c-ptsd for a reason

84. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?Nope

85. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?@jaxjpeg, even though he makes fun of me for a lot of things.

86. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?I would accept the apology, but definitely wouldn’t get back together with her. I’d be up to being friends though

87. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?Definitely

88. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?Yeah lol, they’re not my friends anymore.

89. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?Yes, I know so

90. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?Multiple people

91. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?Nope

92. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?I hit a rough patch with my boyfriend so we broke up for a short while. It was probably the most terrible mistake I’ve ever made, and that says a lot. I would truly do anything for him and I love him more than anything in this universe.

93. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?Completely

94. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?No, it was my mom

95. Who do you have texts from?None unreadright now

96. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?UHHH I’ve dealt with that before lmaooooo anyways I get real jealous real fast

97. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?Yes, actually only people older than me

98. Who’s in your profile picture with you?It’s just me lmao

99. Ever kissed under fireworks?Yes! It’s a magical time

100. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?My boyfriend and the one who shall not be named because they follow me and have no idea.

#tanner talks #anon

[lets-idont-even-know]

All of them

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?-yeah I know she did2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?-no3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?-every time Faith says she spent more money on me 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?-I have to every day at work5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?-absolutely 6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?-no 7. What exactly are you wearing right now?-sports bra and boxers8. How often do you listen to music?-daily9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?-jeans10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2018?-nah11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?-anti12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?-yeah13. What about ‘R’?-no14. Can you drive a stick shift?-no15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?-no16. Are you going out of town soon?-yeah17. When was the last time you cried?-probably recently over something stupid 18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?-yeah19. If you could change your eye color, would you?-a different blue20. Is there a guy who you would do absolutely everything for?-my dad21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.-I have to work and I hate my job22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?-no23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?-Yes I am 24. What are you sitting on right now?-I’m laying on my bed25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?-yes26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?-yeah but then I got lucky and she liked me back and now we are dating27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?-Faith28. Do you get a lot of colds?-not anymore29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?-not wearing one30. Does anyone hate you?-yes lmao31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?-nope32. Do you like watching scary movies?-yes33. Do you want your tongue pierced?-not in the slightest34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?-sophomore year of high school35. Did you have a dream last night?-yes and it made me so sad I’ve been awake ever since 36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?-right before bed37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?-god I hope so38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?-yes lol39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?-no she’s sleeping40. Did you have a good day yesterday?-yes41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?-yeah 42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?-I’ll hang out with my friend Emily at work today43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?-yeah44. What’s the best part about school?-when it’s over45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?-really old ones46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?-no47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?-constantly 48. Were you single over the last summer?-nope49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?-THANK GOD NO because I was unhappy and now I am not 50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?-getting ready for work51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?-no it was my roommates boyfriend 52. Are you nice to everyone?-typically53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?-yes54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?-easily55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?-not when it comes to Faith because she reads me like a book 56. Do you think you like someone?-love her 57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?-yes 58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?-girls59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?-yeah60. Do you hate anyone?-not anymore. It took up too much energy 61. How’s your heart?-happier than ever thanks to her62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?-yeah 63. Have you ever cried over a guy?-yeah cuz he was a huge douche 64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?-probz just one person I’m not gonna name65. Are your toenails painted pink?-god no66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?-nopeeeeeee67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?-idk68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?-no69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?-my gf currently 70. How do you look right now?-like a scrub71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?-yes, Faith72. Can you commit to one person?-yeah73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?-yeah74. Have you ever felt replaced?-YES75. Did you wake up cranky?-a little cuz I couldn’t fall back asleep76. Are you a jealous person?-yeah77. Are relationships ever worth it?-duh78. Anyone you’re giving up on?-nope79. Currently wanting to see anyone?-Faith80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?-work..... shocking 81. Last person you cried in front of?-Faith82. Is there someone you will never forget?-yeah83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?-oh my god yeah and it’s hot when she is 84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?-cuddling and kissing her good morning85. Are you over your past?-yeah 86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?-no87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?-Faith88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?-helllllll noooooo89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?-yes omg 90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?-Currently91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?-yeah92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?-my brother93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?-I went to prom with Matt. But never kissed94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?-nope I was ending one in January 95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?-absolutely 96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?-well it’s my gf so yes97. Who do you have texts from?-Faith, my group chat, Ashlyn, my friend Alex who lives in Atlanta and my friend Alex who lives in Oklahoma, and my friend Katie 98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?-fuck you 99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?-yes100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?-my girl 101. Ever kissed under fireworks?-this past summer yeah 102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?-every day she does

[the-stemetery714]

All the questions 😉

I usually ignore this when people request it but it’s 1:30 AM and I’m bored. It’s your lucky day.

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?I don’t know who that was but I’ll assume it was a friend, so yeah.

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?Absolutely not.

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?Probably when I was very close to buying a house a few weeks ago.

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?Please. I’m southern lol.

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?I’m not dating or talking to anyone.

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?Of course.

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?Boxers and a flannel.

8. How often do you listen to music?If I’m alone, I’m basically always listening to music.

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?I never wear sweats.

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?Lmao damn these questions old.

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?Social.

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?Lmao like a lot. That used to be a joke amongst my friends. My first 3 girlfriends names started with A.

13. What about ‘R’?Yeah.

14. Can you drive a stick shift?Nope.

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?Yeah, I really do, actually.

16. Are you going out of town soon?Not that I can think of. Unless UGA goes to the National Championship. Then I’m going to try to sell me soul for tickets with Jade. 😂

17. When was the last time you cried?Yesterday.

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?Jesus Christ, I’m 27.

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?No. I like my eyes.

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?Um no.

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.Day’s over with, homie. But I slept hella late because I was up so late the night before and I hate that.

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?These questions were made for teenagers.

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?Nope.

24. What are you sitting on right now?I’m laying in bed.

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?Of course.

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?Oh yeah lol

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?Probably Audra.

28. Do you get a lot of colds?No.

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?Like Goodwill or some shit lol. Best place to get flannels tbh

30. Does anyone hate you?Well if they do, they’re probably stupid.

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?Sighs. I’m 27.

32. Do you like watching scary movies?Not really.

33. Do you want your tongue pierced?Negative cap’n.

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?I don’t think I would. But if I was going to, probably 2016 or 2013.

35. Did you have a dream last night?Not that I remember.

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?I told my friend that when I left her house a couple hours ago.

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?I really hope so but I’m not setting a time limit on that.

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?I go back and forth on that every day.

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?Perhaps.

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?Not especially. It was fine.

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?Hell no lol.

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?Probably.

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?Of course.

44. What’s the best part about school?Oh my god.

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?🙄

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?🙄🙄🙄🙄

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?Definitely.

48. Were you single over the last summer?Oh yeah.

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?Fuck no. Completely different in almost every way.

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?Nothing.

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?I don’t hate anyone.

52. Are you nice to everyone?No lol.

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?Sure.

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?Lmao. Checkmate.

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?Probably not but I try to on the daily lol.

56. Do you think you like someone?Eh.

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?Yeeepp lol. What awkward 2017 memories.

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?Either.

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?Like all of them.

60. Do you hate anyone?Nope.

61. How’s your heart?Doing it’s thang.

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?Yeah.

63. Have you ever cried over a guy?As a child, yes lol.

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?I can’t imagine anyone is.

65. Are your toenails painted pink?Fuck no.

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?Nah. They’re not usually mistakes regardless of the outcome.

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?God, this is dumb.

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?No, but they have ripped in public.

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?Jessy.

70. How do you look right now?Zooted.

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?Many good friends.

72. Can you commit to one person?Sure.

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?Nope.

74. Have you ever felt replaced?Of course.

75. Did you wake up cranky?Nah. I was off work today.

76. Are you a jealous person?I’m probably one of the least jealous people you’ll ever meet, for real.

77. Are relationships ever worth it?They could be.

78. Anyone you’re giving up on?Past tense.

79. Currently wanting to see anyone?Not at this exact moment, no.

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?Go to hell AKA Walmart.

81. Last person you cried in front of?Jade lol. Horrible story.

82. Is there someone you will never forget?Many.

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?Yeah.

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?Again, I’m cool with being alone right now.

85. Are you over your past?Parts of it.

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?Like. As a teenager.

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?Hasn’t this already been asked?

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?No. She’s been forgiven like 200 million times but there will not be a 201 millionth time.

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?Uhhhh. Probably. But that would be fucking weird because we barely know each other lol. However, she does know where I live so in theory, I guess that could happen.

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?Yeah. For like 4 years lol.

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?Doubtful.

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?My dad.

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?Yes, actually.

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?Nope. Have been single for over a year.

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?I was heartbroken and miserable in March lol. The person I was seeing was…not really someone I liked…🤷‍♀️ complicated.

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?Yep.

97. Who do you have texts from?Bruh I have every text that’s ever been sent in this phone (from a year ago until now) lol

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?Yeah, no surprise there lol.

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?Yes.

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?Just me and my lonesome.

101. Ever kissed under fireworks?Fuck the fuck off.

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?Yep.

#anon

[joons-expensive-gurl]

Answering 99 Questions (I reblogged them before this post - they don’t belong to me)

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? Probably not

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? Considering I am 18, yes

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? MAMA. The 🐍

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? Nope

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Nope

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? Not today, I’m too sick to have earphones in TT

7. What exactly are you wearing right now? Leggings and an oversized hoodie and mr Friends t-shirt

8. How often do you listen to music? Every day, bro I’ll go home

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? The last time I wore sweats was 2 years ago when PE was mandatory for me so...

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013? ... no. No I don’t.

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? A n t i

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? Nope

13. What about ‘R’? Only a D which is coincidental since D also stands for DICKHEAD

14. Can you drive a stick shift? I can’t drive

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? Idgaf I know me and that’s all that matters

16. Are you going out of town soon? 2 months ish probs shouldn’t say that on the internet so pls don’t stalk me

17. When was the last time you cried? A couple of days ago my dad accidentally hit me in the eye with a sock

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them? Yep

19. If you could change your eye color, would you? Absolutely not

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? There’s 7 😏

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. I’m unwell.

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? yES

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to? Absolutely not

24. What are you sitting on right now? Me sofa

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? Nah

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Oh, yes. Haven’t we all?

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? My dad

28. Do you get a lot of colds? Considering I have one now, yes. Wait does hayfever count???

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from? Primark

30. Does anyone hate you? Probably

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? Fuck no. I don’t drink

32. Do you like watching scary movies? nOpE

33. Do you want your tongue pierced? I’ve thought about it but I’m scared of the pain and the fact I won’t be able to eat for a few days

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? Year 9. Definitely year 9 (when I was 14, don’t ask me what year that was because I don’t know what year it is today never mind four years ago... wait 2014 there ya go)

35. Did you have a dream last night? Yeah but I can’t remember it properly, I know Namjoon was in it and there was a gameshow

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Can’t remember

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Bitch I hope the fuck not

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?*laughing in the distance*

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Most likely not in the way I want them to

40. Did you have a good day yesterday? I suppose

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? Nope

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? Yes I will

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yep

44. What’s the best part about school? *harder laughing in the distance*

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? I deleted Facebook over a year ago

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? Nope

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? Yes

48. Were you single over the last summer? Technically, yes, but I’m married to somebody called iPhone

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? No, thank fuck

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now? Not posting to tumblr lmao

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? Nope

52. Are you nice to everyone? I try to be

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Oh yes

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Of course, I’m not a fucking waste of oxygen 🙃

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings? Yep

56. Do you think you like someone? No, I know

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? Nope

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? I don’t have a preference

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? Yes

60. Do you hate anyone? Hate is a strong word

61. How’s your heart? What’s a heart? Lmao mines good fam. Three years later and it’s finally alright

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? Yes.

63. Have you ever cried over a guy? Unfortunately. He never deserved those was though

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? My mum

65. Are your toenails painted pink? No

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake? Lmao I probably won’t get kissed again. I don’t do relationships or shit like that anymore

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct? No. Why would anyone love it when someone is crying??????? Tf

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? No

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with? College (I called in sick)

70. How do you look right now? Like shit. I’m not being over dramatic, my face is pale, I have shitty sickness eyes (bags, swollen n shit) my sinuses are swollen. I’m a mess.

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? Nope

72. Can you commit to one person? Yes

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? Yes he’s one of the greatest friends anyone could ask for

74. Have you ever felt replaced? Oh yes

75. Did you wake up cranky? Every day I do

76. Are you a jealous person? Unfortunately I am

77. Are relationships ever worth it? No.

78. Anyone you’re giving up on? Everyone.

79. Currently wanting to see anyone? No

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow? College

81. Last person you cried in front of? My dad

82. Is there someone you will never forget? A few

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? Nah.

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? Crying

85. Are you over your past? I’ve done some shit so no

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? Nope

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? Nah

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? I would accept punching them in the face

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? nO

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Yep (I’m sorry Sebastian they’ll never understand your beauty, or you JDM)

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? No

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? Nope

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew? Nope I don’t think I know any Matthews apart from famous ones

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going? Nope. I was doing good on my own.

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March? I didn’t like anyone

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? All my friends attractive af they beautiful bitches 💖

97. Who do you have texts from? My three best friends and my parents.

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? Been there, done that, bye

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Does family count?

[rysonbran]

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I like your style, anon.1. Post a picture of u?My profile picture, obviously2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?Yes lmao3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?Girls, 90% of the guys I know are dumbasses save @sounddesignerjeans4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?I do every goddamn day at work as a cashier tyvm5. Can you commit to one person?Yes yes I can 6. How do you look right now?Well I'm wearing a salon cape with foils in my hair so,,,7. What exactly are you wearing right now?Leggings covered in my own hair and a Panic! shirt8. How often do you listen to music?I'm never not listening to music9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?Ummmmmm I wear them equally I think, but I guess jeans 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?When was this meme written holy shit11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?Depends on the circumstances, I'm social at work but antisocial almost any other time12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?I'd probably be like 'okay' and then I'd die in private lmao13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?I'm too good at hiding its an issue lmao14. Can you drive a stick shift?Fuck no, I should probably learn though15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?Kind of? I mean if you don't like me you do you man but don't let it get back to me lmao16. Are you going out of town soon?Technically yeah17. When was the last time you cried?Ehmmmm like last month I think?18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?Yeah definitely, like ever white blonde boy from middle school ever19. If you could change your eye color, would you?Nah I like my grey eyes20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?Go to class lmao21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.I have to go to work tn22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?Kind of?23. Are you nice to everyone?For the most part 24. What are you sitting on right now?A salon chair25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?Um yeah??? who couldn't 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?Hasn't everyone??? Celebs are the best27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?@stegosures28. Do you get a lot of colds?In the spring and fall yeah29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?No thank God lmao30. Does anyone hate you?Probably31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?Yessssss my bff jeans32. Do you like watching scary movies?nO 33. Are you a jealous person?Idk man34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?I wouldn't because if I did I wouldn't be where I am rn35. Did you have a dream last night?no :(36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?Yessssssssssss my bff jeans again37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?Ummmmmmm idk man38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?Yeah. Am I going to elaborate? No lmao39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?Probably not40. Did you have a good day yesterday?Not really, I was sick in the morning 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?Nope42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?Definitely not, two years ago I was in Catholic school43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?Probably dicking around in like a roller rink or something 44. What’s the best part about school?Literally nothing 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?Yeah46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?Nah47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?ALL THE TIME.48. Were you single over the last summer?I've been single my whole life my dude 49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?Nothing honestly 50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? Yes yes they are

[monsteramongmen-tamer]

Vacation

This is the first fanfic I have ever written. I have reread it and edited it a bit. 

Summary: You go on your first vacation to Summerslam with your best friend. 

Warnings: Smut. Kinks.

Tagging: @kaitlynwwefan

This was one of the most exciting days of my life. I just graduated from cosmetology school. I did my 2100 hours of hair and makeup and all that. Now I can actually go out into the world and show off my talents. I don’t want to toot my own horn or anything, but I’m pretty good at what I do.. I mean, I didn’t go to school and slave away for that long for nothing.

 I have been planning what my next move is going to be since before I even went to school.  No one would want to stay in small town Nebraska forever. It was probably the most boring place in the world, and I was so ready to move somewhere completely different. Be bold.

 I had different scenarios in my head of what I wanted to do, where you wanted to go. How cool would it be to move to New York? Or California? London?! My options were endless, I just needed to apply myself and more importantly, applications.

 There are different things I have on my dream board, especially as a kid, and one of them I kept to myself because everyone would make fun of me for it. 

Wrestling had been a huge part of my life since I was a little girl. I follow absolutely everyone one on social media, so I have a good feel on what people are like, and the environment for the most part. Or so I think. But how realistic does that sound? Working for WWE? As one of the makeup or hair people nonetheless? Positivity wasn't exactly my specialty, but I needed to figure out what the hell to do with my life. Being a pessimist was NOT going to be useful this time.

It was a normal Sunday night. I was working my life away until I find a job I want. Now, I just work at a special needs home until I find this so called “dream job”  At least there was a PPV on tonight that I could watch when I get off. Only thing that sucked is that it was a few hours away but work would not give me the night off because it was my weekend.

 Thankfully my best friend from school, Liz, was also a wrestling fan and was going to the show. Front row seats. So I am expecting endless snapchats and updates throughout the night. She also had VIP tickets to meet some of the superstars, but doesn't know quite yet which ones she is going to meet. Still, it is exciting and I was beyond jealous.

 During my shift, I felt my phone go off so many times. I kept wondering if my residents have been hearing it. Not like I care if they do, it is such a boring Sunday, which is why I am so pissed they didn't give it to me off. I snuck off to the bathroom multiple times to check my phone. I had about 25 snapchats and about 50 texts of what she was doing. Whether she was standing in line waiting, bitching about the obnoxious people that were there with her, her beginning to freak out, after she met superstars, you name it, but I loved it. I was so glad she was having a good time. She even met her favorite wrestler…. the one and only lunatic, Dean Ambrose.

 A couple hours passed and I was sitting at my computer documenting since my shift was almost over. I wanted time to go faster so I could go home and watch the PPV. 10 o’clock came around and it was time for me to go home. FINALLY!

I went out to my car and checked my phone and I had a rather...surprising yet exciting text from Liz. One of the guys that did the VIP tour, apparently his name is Will, asked Liz out on a date after the show!!!! Like what? That is so awesome! I texted her back faster than I have ever texted anyone in my life to get more details, but apparently her phone died. And the PPV had already ended by the time I got home, which means she is most likely on her date right now. I was dying.

I was scrolling through all my apps before trying to go to bed and out of nowhere I get a text from Liz. It was 2AM.

Sorry, my phone died, I am in Will’s hotel room...I don't know if I should leave or if I should stay

 I hurried up and sat up, OMG I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAMN NIGHT, YOU’RE IN A WWE GUY’S HOTEL ROOM?!

Kinda, he led the VIP tour, then found me before the show started since I was sitting in the front row and asked me if I wanted to go get drinks after the show. So I did. Aaaaand we drank some, ended up in his hotel room….and yeah. You can guess the rest.

I was honestly proud of Liz, because this wasn't normally like her. She is a very shy girl and isn't a “one night stand” kind of girl. Which I think is why we get along so well. I am definitely not shy. I am very outgoing and blunt. It isn't always ideal, but it's me.

I just have to say first, you go girl. Second, I’m so fucking jealous of your perfect day. Third, is this guy just a one night stand? Or do you see it being more than that???

Shut up haha. And I don't know.  He is a super sweet guy, and super great in bed, but I can't see this being anything more than this.  I need to come up with some sort of excuse to get out of here! HELP!!!

 I have never been in this situation before, but I know she needs my help. So now I am trying to think of good excuses to leave that don't make it too obvious that she just wants to get the hell out.

Well, didn't you go up there with your dad? He bought the tickets right? Where does your dad think you are right now lmao??

…

OH MOTHERFUCKER I FORGOT ABOUT MY DAD

I think that worked out well for her if I do say so myself. She didn’t respond for awhile. By this time it was 3:30AM. I was in the phase of sleep where I am pretty unaware of everything, but out of nowhere my phone buzzed and scared the hell out of me. I flinched so hard I thought I was going to fall off my bed. It was Liz.

Made it back to my room, I don't think my dad noticed I was gone at all. Thank the lord. That would have been an awkward car ride home…

I waited until later in the day to respond to her because I was damn tired, and I couldn't tell how tipsy she was, so she needed to sleep more than talk to me.

I woke up late, due to being up late. No texts. So I shot Liz a text just to make sure she was alive and no one kidnapped her. She was okay, on her way back home with her dad.

A few weeks had gone by, I kept checking my phone for any job openings in various cities, but no luck. I just kept working my ass off at a job where I was not appreciated. That was my life for months. Work and coming home at night annoying Liz because I could. I had no else to bitch to.

Will had tried to add her on Facebook about a week after their night together. She declined because why would you want to be friends with a guy you had a one night stand with? That was weird? Then a couple weeks later, he added her again. She accepted, to see if he wanted something.

Surprisingly, they hit it off and talked for awhile. They became really good friends. From the things Liz has told me, he seems like a nice, genuine guy. I was still in shock that he was apart of one of my favorite companies. How does that even happen? I don't know, but it was cool.

Liz had actually gone down to where he lives and hung out with him for a weekend and he surprised her and got her tickets to different shows in the summer and a couple meet and greets. Summerslam tickets, RAW, Smackdown, and meet and greets. He gave her 2, and he told her that the other ticket wasn't for him. That she could give them to whoever she wanted.

I got a phone call late Sunday night.

“BITCH WE’RE GOING ON VACATION!”

I didn’t say anything for a second, “What the hell are you talking about?”

Pacing around my apartment, I am listening to what Liz is telling me. She has 2 tickets to each show Summerslam weekend that is taking place in Brooklyn, New York this summer. It was really going to happen. We had tickets, we just had to save up for a hotel, plane, and spending money! I am so fucking excited I can’t even breathe.

Pinching myself to see if this was real, I ran to my closet to see if I had any money saved up. Holy shit, was I surprised. I have never been on a vacation before, so I started a money jar last year and told myself that this year sometime I am taking an actual vacation. Why? Because I deserve one.

I had over $900 saved up. Where did all this money come from? I literally have no idea, but this vacation is paid for already, and it feels so good.

A couple months have gone by again. I kind of stopped looking for different cosmetology jobs lately because of this vacation. It was just a week away. I have everything ready and picked out, all I needed to do was pack. I got more nervous as the days went by because so much was going to be happening. The part I’m  most excited for was the meet and greets. I have so many favorite wrestlers, but I have no idea who I am going to meet. Liz said this will be just like other normal show.

7 days went by very quickly and it was time to go pick Liz up and go to the airport. I picked her up and we could not shut up the whole ride there. It was an hour drive from Liz’s place to the airport. I swear my dad was going to kill us. I kept reminded him that he wouldn't hear from me for a week, so I am just making up for future’s lost time.  

We finally make it to the airport. Find where our luggage needs to go, and find where we board the plane. It really is a blur because I am so focused on getting there and doing all sorts of fun things.

This still doesn't seem real. I am on vacation, with my best friend, doing my favorite thing.

It was Thursday, so we have tonight to do whatever we wanted to do. Tomorrow night was one of our meet and greets. I get real shaky whenever I think about it. Who am I going to meet? I’ve never met a famous person before, how am I going to act? Like a freak? Am I going to cry? I can’t cry. Then no one will take me seriously. Especially if I ever apply to this company down the road.

Liz and I walked around Times Square our first night. It was so beautiful. There were so many things to see. All the different stores, restaurants, just everything. Nebraska did not have this. Omaha is big, but not this big.

My feet were a little sore so Liz and I called an Uber to take us back to our hotel. Our driver was wearing a “Seth FREAKIN Rollins” shirt. I just looked at Liz and I knew this is where we were meant to be right now.

Here we are, Friday. I got up super early so I could get ready and look perfect. I showered and spent a really long (entirely too long) time shaving. I shaved everything preparing for this day. You never know what’s going to happen. When I got out of the shower, all the steam came out, hitting an impatient Liz in the face.

 “Take long enough?”

I just smiled and began getting ready.

Did my hair first, otherwise it would go absolutely crazy. I did my hair, then makeup, got dressed,  and finished hair. While I was putting the last of my bobby pins when Liz turns around and whistles. I just roll my eyes at her and grin.

As I took one last look before leaving our hotel room for the day, I made sure everything was perfect. I hope I chose an okay outfit to meet the wrestlers in. I chose a very revealing black lace top with maroon shorts and my vans. I felt pretty good. Which doesn't happen. It is rare I feel good about myself because of my size. Being plus size isn’t easy, but it’s me.

Liz called our Uber before we left our room. We were so ready for this.

Our ride is about half way over and Liz pulls out a piece of paper and is reading it. I look over her shoulder. It was our pass to get into the event today. She is probably just making sure she didn’t forget them.

“So I haven’t told you everything we are doing on this trip,” Liz says looking over at me with a smirk.

“What do you mean,” I asked. What could she have missed?

 Liz took a deep breath and looked at me again, “These aren’t just normal meet and greet passes. These are all day passes to BOTH DAYS.”

I screamed. Our Uber swerved a little bit. Probably shouldn’t die in the process of what is happening right now.

“What do you mean they are all day passes?! To meet all the wrestlers?! Are you fucking kidding me?!”

Liz laughed so hard. I was heavy breathing. By the time I was done freaking out, we were at our destination. I was about to meet ALL of my favorite wrestlers.

We walk inside and get our passes and the guide comes out and greets and talks for a few minutes. When he takes us to the first table, the first person wasn’t actually there yet and they didn’t say who it was going to be.

After talking to Liz to keep my cool, a very large man walks out and sits down. It was none other than the one and only…. Braun Strowman.

I knew who he was, they call him the Monster Among Men. You can definitely see why. He is a BIG man. I watch him every Monday on RAW and he is always destructive somehow. Braun enjoys grabbing people by the throat and slamming them into the ground. Or throwing them off in ambulances or dumpsters. Either way, he knew how to put on a show, and I really enjoy watching it. You had a very low-key crush on him.

We are towards the back of the line, so I have time to keep my cool. I kept telling myself ahead of time I am not going to be a loser while meeting these people. It just doesn’t help that Braun is one of my favorite superstars, and I am meeting him first. Literally a dream come true.

Unfortunately, Liz and I would be going at separate times, alone. I let her go first because I still feel my heart beating so fast. I am so nervous to meet Braun. I just keep reminding myself to breathe…

Liz just went back. I am next. I am just standing here with my eyes shut waiting for someone to come get me to go back, hoping I don’t pass out.  

The guy was walking over to me, and for some reason I held my breath. I don’t know why I do weird things in situations like this. I am walking towards the big man. He is looking over at me with a smile on his face.

“Well hi there, are you Y/N?” He asked me, in his thick country sounding accent.

That took my by absolute surprise, how did he know my name?!

“Yes I am, how did you know my name?” I asked in wonder, but I had a smile on my face going ear to ear.  

“Your friend Liz was just in here. She told me I was about to meet her best friend, and apparently my biggest fan so I should probably know the name of my biggest fan.” Braun winked at me.

I could have died right there. This is NOT happening.

I just blushed, “Well, I don’t know about being your BIGGEST fan, but you are my favorite wrestler, that is for sure.” At this point I wasn’t looking at him anymore, I was looking straight at the floor out of embarrassment. I could feel my cheeks getting hot. 

“You don’t need to be embarrassed darlin’, I am not the big scary guy you’re used to seeing on TV.” He said. Flashing another smile.

I swear, I could melt.

“I’m sorry, it’s just that you’re the first celebrity I’ve ever met. And I told myself I wouldn’t be weird, but here I am.” a nervous laugh came out of my mouth.

He let out a chuckle, “Well, I wouldn’t necessarily consider myself a celebrity, but I am honored to be your first!” Braun winked again followed by another laugh.

OFFICIALLY DEAD.

“Uuhhhh, yeah. I am glad you are my first too.” Finally I was able to look at him and smile. Suddenly I was feeling super confident.  

My session with Braun was over though. I got my picture with him and his autograph. Before I left, he gave me a giant bear hug. He had to hunch over pretty far to be able to hug me, since I am pretty short. Or is it because he is so tall? Whatever the reason may be, it was the best bear hug, ever.

I met up with Liz and I could wipe this stupid grin off my face. I felt like I was on cloud 9. Braun Strowman was not what everyone thinks he is. He is such a nice guy. I hope I get to meet him again someday.

“How was that for you?” Liz asked, with a raised eyebrow and a smile on her face. I just shook my head, “Remind me to thank you later.”

Our first tour guide went off to go somewhere else, so another one came along. I was spacing off thinking about my experience I just had with Braun. Out of nowhere, Liz starts hitting my arm. “Will is our guide now! Look!” Her face glowed up. I tried to get a good look at him. The only time I have ever seen this guy is creeping on his Facebook and Instagram, and he wasn’t bad looking. I mean he wasn’t my type, but he seemed like he could be good for her. Sophisticated and all that.

To be completely honest, the rest of the tour today was a blur, but I did meet some cool people. That, I will never forget. From Seth Rollins, Charlotte, Mojo Rawley, Dean Ambrose, Becky Lynch,  Roman Reigns, AJ Styles, Baron Corbin, and Bray Wyatt the British Strong Style boys. That wasn’t even all of them.  It was phenomenal. No pun intended. Just kidding. Pun intended, always.

We did not have tickets to the NXT event tonight, so we decided to just go out in the town again. But rather than shopping, we are going to have a few drinks. We found a cool looking bar in Brooklyn near where our hotel was. There was a lot of people here, so we just stood around. It got very overwhelming, so we went back to our hotel for the night.

I could hardly sleep last night. All the excitement of this vacation hit me. But when I woke up, I was in my hotel room alone. Where was Liz? I began to panic. I saw a note on the sink.

“Got up early to have coffee with Will, meet you downstairs at 9. I let you sleep in! Love you!”

That was okay with me. This means I can take a long hot shower and not feel bad about using it all the hot water. I had my music up loud from the moment I got up, to the moment I left. I didn’t tell Liz this, but I listened to a ton of the wrestler’s theme songs to get me pumped up. Not that I needed it. I can’t even imagine what is going to happen today, but there is no way that it could compare to yesterday.

I had a dream about Braun Strowman that was quite...steamy. That will leave me in good hands today, I’m sure.

I went downstairs to meet Liz and she was with Will. “Hey!” Liz said. “You two haven't formally met yet, so Will, this is Y/N, Y/N, this is Will.” Her smile is so huge, it made me pretty happy.

“It’s nice to finally meet you, Will. I’ve heard so much about you.” I said.

“Likewise, it is nice to finally put a face to the famous Y/N I hear about all the time.” He said.

“All the time?” I am looking over at Liz at this point with a suspicious look. She just shrugged her shoulders.

Liz immediately changed the subject. “We have big plans for today.”

I asked, “There’s another meet and greet today, right?”

“...not exactly. We will be meeting some people, but not who you’re thinking.” She said, seeming guilty of something.

“What do you mean by that?” I have no idea what she is talking about, she better not have anything up her sleeve. I don’t do surprises well.

“You will just have to find out.” She had a smirk on her face. So did Will. What the hell is going on?

We call an Uber and make our way to the Barclay’s, where things are happening today.

We get out of the car and make our way inside. The suspense was killing me. I like having everything planned out.

We go to the front table and Will shows them his pass and says we are with him, so they give us passes as well. We made our way to the back, where superstars were getting ready for the second day of meet and greets.

We were back to where they do hair and makeup. There was a designated area where everything was, but it was all scattered. This is what I have been imagining since I was a little girl. I could not believe that I was back here, but..why were we back here?

I slowly turned to Liz and whispered, “So what exactly are we waiting for back here?”

Just as I was finished asking her, two people came up and hugged Will. It was not just random two people. It was Leslie and Madeline. WWE’s lead hair and makeup girls. They talked for a minute when suddenly Will turns and says, “This is her.” He was pointing to me.

WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

The two women turn to me and shake my hand. “Hello Y/N, we have heard so much about you! We hear you graduated from Xenon Academy in Omaha a few months ago. That school is highly talked about.” Leslie said to me.

I really don’t know what to say, but I had to say something, and quick.

“Really? In little Nebraska?! Yeah, I graduated there in May! Top of my class.”

Phew. That sounded alright.

“Yeah, we have visited there a couple times a few years ago when we were in the area for shows. It is a really nice place.” Madeline said.

“It really is. I loved it there!” I said.

“I also heard that you were possibly looking for a job? Is that true?” Leslie asked me. She looked very serious. I was almost afraid I would say the wrong answer.

“I have been, yes. Not much luck though.”  I blurted out.

“Your friend Will over here said that you were pretty good, and we are looking for a little extra help. Willing to try it out here? Say like, an informal interview?” Leslie asked.

“Yes, absolutely!” I said. I probably could have waited a second before jumping the gun, but oh well.

I look over at Liz in disbelief and she is smiling so hard. She knew about this. Little shit. If this goes even a little bit well, I will owe her, big time.

They told me I could do it today, right now. The wrestlers would be coming and going before the meet and greet. This is happening, and it is happening right now. If I blow this, that would probably be the end for me. If they don’t like me, I will hit some sort of depression and work some awful job the rest of my life. I am also a little dramatic.

They took me to one part of the room. Where they do hair. Madeline was still going to be here, so I was not alone. She will guide me through what each person likes and how she does it.

“So I am probably going to give you a lot of the guys, just because it’ll be easier to do than the girls. Don’t get me wrong, it's not always easy, but I will be here for all of it to help you, if you need it.” Madeline said to me. She put her hand on my shoulder for comfort and it surprisingly helped. She was super nice. I can see why everyone around here loves her.

The first person that came in was one of the announcers. I didn't know his name, because I don't see him much on TV at all. Maybe Mike? But he just had a normal guy haircut. Sides of his head shaved and hair on the top of his head.

That went a lot smoother than I was anticipating, but I am so thankful for that. Next walked in Will. I just knew he was going to sit in my chair. He was alone though.

“Where is Liz?” I asked him while I was combing through his hair.

“She is just on the other side of the door talking to some people, no worries.” He smiled through the mirror at me.

“Oh, but I do worry. I am the best friend, let me remind you.” I looked at him through the mirror holding the comb toward him.

He held his hands up in surrender, “I know, I know. I am just trying to impress you so you don’t hate me.” The man almost looked scared. I find it quite comical. 

“Why would I not like you? You got me this amazing, once in a lifetime opportunity. I am beyond grateful.” I said.

Will shrugged and looked at his hair, “Perfect!” He looked over at Madeline, “I think we found a good one.” He winked at me then left.

Just when I thought things were slowing down, Dean Ambrose walked in and sat in my chair.

“Hey darlin’! I don’t believe we have met before. I’m Dean. Are you working here now?”

I shook his hand, “No, I am just kind of….filling in. This is basically like a little interview for me, to see if I can handle doing guy’s hair, like yours.”  

Smooth.

“Okay, cool. Lucky for you I am going for the messy, crazy hairdo. Shouldn’t be too hard to mess up.” He smiled at you.

Dean’s hair really was easy to do. I just got it wet, combed through it, then messed it up with my hands.

“Looks perfect, darlin. Good job.” Dean said. Then he went on his way.

Madeline looked over at you quite impressed, “Nice work. You are doing very well so far.”

“So far?” You gave her a nervous look.

“Ready for a guy with longer hair?” She asked, ready to give me the challenge.

“Absolutely. Who will this lucky man be?” I asked.

Madeline had a look on her face, thinking of who she should pick. She then went out to the hallway to see if anyone was out there.

“Okay, here he comes, good luck.” She said to me, getting back to her job. She was currently working on Natalya’s hair.  

You were in a tote looking for another comb to use, and you could hear giant footsteps behind you and sit down. When you turned around, you could not believe it. It was Braun Strowman. Again.

“Well hey there, Y/N! I wasn’t expecting to see you be the new hair girl around here!” He said to me, with one of those intoxicating smiles.

“To be quite honest with you, I did not know I was going to be here today. I was actually tricked here, but it worked out pretty okay I think.” I cannot help but smile. Just looking at this beautiful man.

“I’d say so too. I remember saying yesterday I hoped to see you again, and here you are,” He said.

“You did? I definitely do not remember hearing that. I would have remembered.” I raised an eyebrow waiting for a response.

“Well shit, I guess I said it in my head. Oops.” At this point, Braun was blushing. It was so cute. But this is not a time to be thinking he is cute. I am being watched for a potential job. My DREAM job.

“That is okay. So, what are we doing today?” You asked him, standing behind him looking at him through the mirror.

“I usually just do a ponytail. Brush all this back then tie it, but can you put it in a bun? I don’t wrestle until later. A surprise match for the fans.” He said. This man knew how he liked his hair.

“Yes, sounds like a challenge, but I think I can handle it.” I winked at him. He knew I was being facetious.

It was just small talk while I was doing his hair. It was nice. He was so down to Earth.

“So can I come back later and you do my hair before my match?” Braun asked me, looking hopeful.

I looked over at Madeline, she nodded.  “Yeah, I will be here!”

“See you then.” said that thick country accent. I can’t get enough of it.

Madeline turned to me with her head cocked sideways, “Did Braun Strowman just ask if he can come back to have you do his hair again before his match?”

“Yeah…” I didn’t know what else to say.

Natalya looked at me through the mirror, “That man does not usually come to hair and makeup, let alone come twice in the same day.”

I am confused, then why was he coming back later? Oh well.

“Wel, we are finished for awhile, until Braun comes back to see you. So you can go wander around for while. I won’t be back here before his match, will you be okay doing it by yourself?” She asked me.

“Oh yeah. It won’t be a problem at all.” You said smiling at her.

“Glad to hear it. I am impressed with what I saw today. So good job!” Madeline said as she was cleaning up.

“Thank you so much!” I said.

I asked her if she wanted any help, she said no, so I went out to attempt to find Liz. Luckily she wasn’t too hard to find.

She ran over to me, “Oh my gosh how did it go?!”

“It went well, Madeline said she was impressed, so that is a good thing right?”  I said.

“Hell yes it is. Do you do any cute guys’ hair?” She asked in suspense.

“Well I did Will’s hair, and Braun Strowman came in and I did his hair.”

“Ooohhhh and how did that go..” She was nudging my side with her elbow.

“Shut up, it was fine, I am doing his hair again before his match this evening” I said laughing.

“This is so cool, my best friend is doing superstar’s hair and Will does the tours. What should I do?!” Liz asked, mostly to herself.

We spent the next couple hours just walking around looking at the different displays they had.

I had no idea what time Braun’s match was, so I headed back to where I was before. He wasn’t there yet. So I just looked at my phone until he showed up.

“You know how unprofessional that looks, right?” said this deep country voice. I know exactly who that is.

You hurried and put your phone in your pocket, “Sorry, I was just passing the time, I wasn’t sure what time you would be coming back here before your match.” I said apologetically.

“I was kidding, I am here a little early, and I realize I never gave a time, so I’m sorry.” Braun said. “How can I make it up to you?”

“You don’t need to make it up to me, I don’t even technically work here. So you have nothing to worry about. I am just offering my services at this point.” I regretted saying that as soon as it left my lips.  

Braun gave you a look, but this was not a confused look. This was an almost determined look, but I don’t know for what. Maybe I did, but my brain is playing dumb.

“So would you like me to do your hair still, before this match?” I asked. I would understand if he wasn’t interested in that anymore.

“Yes, please. I am actually here early. There weren’t as many people to see me here today as there were yesterday, but that is okay, gives me the extra time now.” He said looking at you.

“Yeah, I can imagine preparing for matches can be tough at times.” I said getting out my supplies.

“I was actually talking about giving myself time to see you…” He said. I just stopped in my tracks.

“Oh, your hair shouldn’t take too long, but I appreciate that gesture! I will make sure the Monster Among Men’s hair does not disappoint tonight.” I blurted out. I didn’t know what was actually happening, so I am playing it cool. This has never happened to me before.

“Right... my hair. You know, the only reason people are afraid of me is because of my long hair?” He said.

“Really….you don’t think it has anything to do with your size?” I asked raising an eyebrow. My hands are already in his hair.

“I mean, I think I am a normal sized guy. It’s you people who are small. That is not my fault.” Braun chuckled.

Did Braun just call me small? No one has ever called me small.  I may be on the shorter side, but I am also on the wider side. But hey, I am going to take all the compliments I can get out of this beautiful man.

“Hey now, I might be small, but I am mighty.” I held out my muscles. It was so sad compared to his I just laughed.

“Mighty huh? You Might have to prove that one.” Braun said. Now I know he is flirting with me. I am 100% okay with this.

“Yeah, we’ll see. How’s your hair look?” I asked. Head tilted in the mirror to make sure it looked like it did on TV.

He put his hand on his chin, looking over his hair. “It looks good. Thanks babe.” He came over and hugged me. I was definitely not expecting that, but I sure as hell wasn’t going to complain.

“Not a problem at all. I enjoy doing hair, and you are very easy to talk to , so it helped ease my nerves.” I said. He finally let go of me.

“Well, I am glad I could help. I am going to put in a good word for you. Wouldn’t mind seeing you around here more often. You coming to the match tonight?” He asked.

I wasn’t planning on going, but he seemed like he wanted you to.

“I would love to, but I don’t have tickets to the show..” I said, I pouted a little bit.

“See, the awesome thing about working back here is you get to watch all the shows backstage. For free. So are you in?” He sounded like he was pitching some sort of sale. It was an offer I cannot refuse.

“Sounds like you convinced me! Just let me text who I came with saying I will be here late.” I said, grabbing for my phone.

“No problem. I can even give you a ride back to your hotel after if you’d like. Save some money from a taxi.” He offered.

Braun was being super generous. I love it. I can’t tell him no for some reason.

“Sounds like a plan to me! Thank you so much!” I said.

“No problem. I will see you after the show!” He said walking out the door, waving.

I shot a text to Liz,

Do you care if I stay around and watch this match? You don’t need to wait around for me if you don’t want to. If you and Will want to go out or something, go for it. 

L:   Not at all. Do you have plans? I don’t want to leave you hanging.

Actually, I think I do….

L:   Do tell….

Braun invited me to watch the match then said he can take me back to the hotel. Or maybe we will go out. I honestly have no idea. But it’s okay. Go enjoy yourself!

L:  Oh man, girl good luck. Get it! Love you, be safe! <3

 Will do. Love you too.

I was backstage watching Braun’s match. I didn’t really know anyone back here, but that’s okay. Everyone is being super nice to me. Braun was fighting Finn Balor, so the match didn’t really seem fair, but they were both really good wrestlers. Not even referring to their size. I thought Finn was going to lose fairly quickly, but it actually went on for awhile. Finn ended up winning, somehow.

He came backstage and found me right away.

“Hey you, what did you think?” he asked.

“You put on a really good fight. I am quite impressed.” I said nudging him.

“Well I am glad you enjoyed it. Follow me for a second.”  He said, walking away.

I had to walk fast behind him because he was walking quickly and I do not have long legs. He led us to a dressing room.

When we walked in, Braun locked the door, my eyes got really big. Shit, he wasn’t wasting any time. He saw my expression and laughed.

“Don’t worry, I am just going to change real quick before we leave, if that’s okay?”

“That’s fine. I just haven’t been in one of your guys’ locker rooms before. They aren’t as fancy as I imagined.” I said. I was totally lying. I thought Braun was going to take me right here and now. I mean, I wouldn’t be opposed…

Braun laughed, “Yeah, they don’t always give us the shiny benches with the nice lockers and the gatorade bottles waiting for us. It is kind of a bummer.”

I rolled my eyes, “And you think you’re so deserving of all of that?!”

“I mean, have you met me?” He said, trying to show off.

As I was getting ready to open my mouth to respond, he pulls off his shirt. God damn. What was I going to say?

“Liking what you see?” He said, catching me stare.

I immediately looked away, “I mean, I am not going to lie to you. Yes. You look very good. And I don’t even mean that now just because you took your shirt off.”

“That is okay if you do, I am kind of a lady killer.” He said.

I think I about died of laughter. “A lady killer? Really? That is your go to line? Needs some work.”

Braun stuck out his bottom lip and pouted. He changed his pants real quick. He turned around so he wasn’t facing me. There was a mirror on the wall so it wasn’t completely private. Wouldn't you know that Braun doesn’t wear underwear with his combat pants? He has a really nice butt. I didn’t mean to look in the mirror (totally did, that was a lie) and I got a small glimpse of Braun’s dick. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I needed to calm down. I was a mess, but I don't think he noticed.

He turned around after putting pants on, “I have a weird favor to ask you, if your willing.”

A favor, sure anything. Damn, I need to calm down.

“Sure, what do you need?”

“Can you by chance help me put these back in? I would do it myself, but I am feeling a little shaky and sweaty.”

Braun was holding out two piercings. Two fucking nipple piercings. Am I in heaven? Nope. Just Braun’s dressing room. Basically the same thing, right?

“Sure, you’ll have to guide me a bit, but I can do it for you.” I took the piercing from his hand.

“Okay, so I have a small tube of lube in my bag, it will make it easier to put in.” He said.

I went over and got the lube. I don’t know many people who carry lube around on the daily, but it’s kind of hot.

“You’re just going to put a little bit on the bar and then rub a little bit on my nipple.”

I listened to his instructions. Lube on the bar, and I put some on my finger and rubbed it around one of his nipples. Braun started to hold his breath, but his heart was pounding. I pretended not to notice.

The first one went in smoothly. I repeated the same with the second one. Lube on bar, rub his nipple, then I tried to put it in and a small hiss came from Braun’s mouth.

“Are you okay? Did I hurt you!” I asked, beginning to panic.

“No you are doing fine, this one is just a little sensitive, that’s all.”

“Noted.”

I slid it in the rest of the way, ignoring the hissing sounds. Braun gathered the rest of his stuff.

“Ready to go?” He asked me.

“Yep, I will let you lead the way.” I said.

The suspense was killing me inside. Was he just going to drop me off at my hotel? Are we going to get some food? What is happening.

Braun led us back to the back door and he grabbed his rental car keys. We got into a big Cadillac and then he finally asked me, “So what hotel are you staying at?”

 “I am staying at the New York Marriott at the Brooklyn Bridge. It isn’t too far from here.” I said, kind of bummed,

“Hey that is the same place they booked for us! I know exactly where to go.”

“Perfect.” you said. Now I don't even care if we do anything. Maybe I can be bold and and suggest we hang out for awhile?  

It was a pretty quiet car ride. I didn’t mind.

Braun pulled up to the hotel and had the valet park it.

I just needed to get it out. We were in the elevator and no one has said anything yet.

“So do you want to hang out or something or are you pretty beat?” I asked. 

That was good.

“I was just about to ask you if you wanted to do the same thing. My room?” Braun suggested.

“Yeah that’s fine, my friend and her “friend” might be in mine, so that works for me.”

“Perfect. No worries, I have my own room. And I am pretty sure everyone else is going out and partying tonight. So it’ll be pretty quiet.” He said.

We made it to the top floor and Braun pulled out his key card and opened his door.

“Do you care if I take a quick shower?” he asked, already beginning to strip towards the bathroom.

“Go for it, I will just wait here.”  I said. I just sat on the couch.

“Or…..you could join me?” Braun suggested. “I have something here you can wear.”

I didn’t even give it a second thought.

I got up and ran into Braun’s arms and kissed him. I was expecting a rough kind of kiss, but he was actually being quite gentle. Until I started using my tongue to give the message I was trying to be the dominate one. Good one...

He carried me to the sink and ripped off my shirt, lips never separating.

“Are you sure about this?”  He asked, taking a good look in my eye to make sure this is what I wanted.

“I have never been more sure about something before in my life.” Not even two seconds later Braun’s tongue was down my throat. His hands were searching up my thighs. He tried unbuttoning my shorts, but he was having some trouble. Braun took me over to the bed and laid me flat. He pulled my shorts right off.

He stepped back for a second, admiring the choice of lingerie I had on.  I was so glad I had put it on today. I was wearing a black lace push up bra with a gray lacy thong.

“God, you are so beautiful. Look at all these amazing curves. I am going to make all of them feel good tonight baby.” Braun said in a really low, growly voice. That is all it took to make me soaking wet through my panties.

Braun came back over on top of you and started to kiss you again. But this time, all over. He was not kidding when he said he was going to make my curves feel good. No one has ever done that before. He started with your lips, then moved down to your neck. He found your sweet spot and sucked on it for a minute. Just hard enough to leave a slight mark. You found him then moving down towards your chest. He kissed down the valley of your breasts. 

He picked you up so he could unhook your bra. He struggled for a minute with his big hands, but he got it and went right back to work. He started on your right nipple and you kept letting out little moans here and there, but I don't want to keep doing this and ruin all the fun.

Braun moved over to the left nipple and his hand began to trace my stomach and go down to my panties.

He stopped for a second, “Wow, is all of this for me? Already?” I did not want to admit that I was so wet already, but I can’t help it.

Braun and his tongue went back up between my chest, down my stomach and made it all the way to my panty line. If he keeps this up, I am going to get very impatient.

I felt a slight bite on the skin between my thighs, I flinched and realize that it was Braun taking of my thong with his teeth. Never have I ever been so turned on in my life before this moment.

Once my panties were gone, I spread my legs, hinting at what I wanted. Braun took his tongue and licked around my clit one time then stood up.

I whimpered and sat up to see what was going on.

“Come here.” Braun said, very demanding.

I got up and I stood in front of him, he pushed me to my knees.

“You are not in charge right now little lady, I am. Do you understand? I do not want any more begging. And since there are not any people around, I want you to be as loud as you can. Clear? ou scream my name.” Braun said. He was very clear. He has officially taken over, but I am okay with this. I just nodded.

“I said, are we clear?” He repeated in a deep dark voice.

“Yes, sir, you are very clear.”

I know exactly what he wants since he put me on my knees. I can see his dick trying to poke through his shorts. I put my hands at his waistline and looked at him, for permission. He nodded and I pulled them down and I was met with a very large, thick dick in my face. I couldn’t just let it hang there. I licked my hand and started stroking him, very slowly. I saw a wave of intensity go through his body. I then met his balls with my other hand and my mouth on his tip.

Braun grabbed a chunk of my hair and slowly started to go faster and faster. He didn’t care if I was gagging or not. After a few minutes of slowly getting into it, he was full force fucking my throat.

He was letting out many deep groans. All of a sudden, Braun stopped, helped me up, and led me to the bed. He had me sit on the corner and he got on his knees. He threw my legs wide open and held them as wide as they could go.  

Braun’s tongue was teasing my clit, and I was groaning, hoping that he would do more. He then took the whole thing and put it in his mouth and sucked on my clit. I moaned so loud, if there were people in the room next to us, they would most definitely hear us right now.

 I could feel Braun smile and he released my clit and started licking very sloppily around it again. I could feel that I was about to come.

“Bra- I- I thi- I’m gonna come.”  I couldn’t get it out the feeling was so intense and taking over my entire body.

“Come all over my face baby” he said. Not even a second later that was all it took for me to come, but I could tell things were far from over.

Braun made sure to leave no juices behind. He then stood up and kissed me, so I could have a taste as well.

I stood up and pushed Braun on the bed. He had a very confused look on his face.

“I want to ride you.” I told him, already straddling his hips. It was a lot more challenging than I thought it would be, but I know I can do it, and it will be worth it.  Braun just shook his head really fast.

As soon as my entrance was lined up with his dick, his head went straight back against the headboard. I started rocking my hips back and forth to get things going for him again, although by the feel of things, I did not need to do that.

I looked into Braun’s eyes and he nodded, giving me the okay to start actually riding him.

He did that part for me, rather quickly. He lined up his dick to my entrance and as I slid myself onto him, I could feel the way he was stretching me out.  I let out a loud moan as I took him all the way in. Braun also let out a loud grunt.

I started out slow, to enjoy the pleasure. As I picked up the pace, Braun took ahold of my hips and was guiding them. I was moving my hips so fast I had to lean up against Braun’s chest and bury my face in his neck. He got more and more sloppy with the pace.

I sat up and looked at Braun, “I want you to take control. I am all yours.”

I got off of Braun and he told me to lie on my back on the bed. I listened to him.

Braun got off the bed and stood at the foot of it. He got his dick ready at my entrance again, making eye contact, making sure he had permission again to enter my body. When he did, Braun just rammed right into me. I screamed as loud as I could because it was so painful, but the more he did it, the more it turned into pleasure. He went in hard, but it was still going slow.

As he picked up the pace of things, his head was in my neck. I put my hands around his big shoulders, I couldn't help but dig my fingernails into his skin.

“Oh, I like it when you are rough with me. Keep doing that.” Braun said to me, still in my shoulder.

I couldn't even help it, the faster he went, the harder my nails dug, and I think I even made him start bleeding in one spot. There were definitely marks.

I couldn’t help but think of a fantasy of mine, that was also in my steamy dream the other night, that would be perfect for this moment.

“Braun, I want you to choke me.” I could not believe I got it out in one shot. Everything seemed like a blur.

He gave me a dark look. “You want me to choke you? Have you been bad? I think my back is bleeding. That means you are a very bad girl and I need to teach you a little lesson.”

“Y-yes Braun. Te-teach me a- a lesson.” I managed to get out.

Braun pulled out and I made a really loud whimper in protest.

“Flip over and put your ass in the air.” He said.

I was in the doggystyle position for a minute before Braun did anything. Before I had the chance to look back to see what he was doing, I all of a sudden felt a huge SMACK on one of my ass cheek. I screamed in pleasure, “YES Braun.”

He spread my cheeks and placed his dick at my entrance and slowly put it in, then took it out. I began to shake my butt to pick up the pace. Bad idea.

SMACK. Took a hit right to the other cheek.

I learned my lesson and shut my mouth.

Once I did that, Braun began to pick up the pace and all of a sudden I felt a hand around my neck. Braun was leaning on top on me so he could choke me, per my request.

It was such a sensation. I was breathing so fast, but my airway was limited. Braun wasn’t choking me very tight.

Out of nowhere, Braun picked up the pace to maximum speed and things were beginning to get very sloppy and his hips were jamming into your ass. He also tightened his hand on your throat. 

“I need you to come with me, Princess. Can you do that? Can you come with me? I am almost- almost there…”

After a few more hard, sloppy thrusts, I could not wait any longer. “Okay- I- I am comi- coming” barely able to finish my sentence I was coming all over and down Braun’s dick.  I could feel Braun coming inside of me as soon as I started coming. He let go of my throat. We both let out a huge scream as we released. 

Braun plopped down on the bed and I fell down and laid there next to him. He pulled me into his chest.

It was silent for a few minutes, but it was just so we could catch up on our breath. That was the roughest sex I have ever had.

When our breathing finally calmed, Braun turned onto his side and looked right into my eyes then places the sweetest kiss on my lips.  “I am going to put a very good word in for you because I would like to see you around more often. Maybe even take you out to dinner sometime, if you’d like.” Braun said.

“I think I would like that very much.” I kissed Braun again. This would never get old.

My phone started ringing. I jumped out of bed real quick and wrapped myself in a blanket.  It was an unknown number, but I answered anyway.

“Hello?”

“Hello, is this Y/N?”

“Yes it is.”

“Hi Y/N, this is Leslie, we met earlier today. How are you? I hope you are not busy.”

“Nope! Not busy at all! Thank you for calling! What’s up?”

“I just wanted to call and tell you that everyone gave a good word for you today, and one particular stood out that caught my eye, Mr. Braun Strowman said I would be silly not to offer you a job. So I am calling to see if you would be interested in working with us here at WWE with hair!”

 “Oh my gosh. Really? This means more than you know. Yes, I am interested and accept your offer!”

“Perfect I am so glad to her that! Can you start tomorrow?”

“Absolutely. I will see you tomorrow.”

I go back into the room and plop on the bed next to still naked Braun.

“Everything okay?” He asked seeming concerned.

I was so excited to tell him, “You won’t even guess what just happened. That was Leslie on the phone and she just offered me a job! I start tomorrow at SUMMERSLAM!”

He didn’t act as surprised as you were hoping,

“Wanna know a little secret? I already knew they were going to offer you that job.” He said with a huge smile.

I just shook my head at him, wrapped my arms around him, and kissed him.

Then a thought came to my head.

 “You know, we never did take that shower…..” I said with one eyebrow raised.

Braun had the biggest smirk on his face. He sat up and got really close to mine and said, “I know, I was saving it for round two.”

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Muse

Main pairing: Jesse McCree/Genji Shimada Word count: 1,650 Summary: Genji needed to get things off his mind so he called to Jesse to meet up.

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Jesse had a fairly good start of the year. Despite the slight age gap with most people on his course, he got to making friends - though most of his new friends were his flatmates. He tended to meet up with Genji more than most others, though. And despite his usual difficulty with deadlines and self discipline, he’d done a fairly good job at keeping on top of his work, too, which was a major achievement for him. Even better yet, he was enjoying the course so far; much more than he initially thought he would.

Jesse had liked taking pictures from a young age, and usually of people. Though he had gotten a lot of comments in the past for being ‘a creep’ or a ‘weirdo’ for taking photos of people. And so he gave it up for a long time. It took him a while to pick it back up again, especially as he got mixed in with the wrong crowd for many years. After getting into a lot of trouble many times he was advised to get back into education before he ‘wasted his youth’, though at the time he rejected that idea and didn’t see the point in it. He eventually signed himself up for adult education on impulse and then, of course, came university in a new country for a new start.

Bzzt. Bzzt.

The sound of Jesse’s phone vibrating loudly atop of his laptop on the floor woke him from his nap he took all too soon after he woke up that morning. He sluggishly flopped himself over to drop an arm down and grab his phone. Jesse winced at the sudden bright light of the screen before noticing he’d gotten a text.

Genji: hey, you up? Xx

Jesse rolled back onto his back, stretched a little and rubbed his eyes. He waited a moment to let himself wake up a bit more before replying.

Jesse: i am now lmao Genji: wanna meet up? Xx Jesse: sure Jesse: what time and where ?? Genji: starbucks at 1:30?? Xx Jesse: sounds good to me Genji: Xx

Jesse hadn’t even checked what time it was before making plans and just kind of laid there for moment before checking on his phone. It was already 1 o’clock. His body still felt a little bit heavy from tiredness but he was going to force himself out of bed just to see Genji.

He had dressed himself earlier before taking a nap, so he didn’t really feel the need to bother changing his clothes again. All he really did was freshen himself up a bit, grabbed his keys and his wallet and left for the rendezvous.

They arrived around about the same time. Genji was slightly earlier, though and Jesse had the impression that Genji was much more awake than he was, too. They ordered themselves a drink and sat down soon after.

“Thanks for coming to meet me. I know it was a bit on-the-spot.” “Hey, no worries,” Jesse assured, though noticing there was a slight melancholic undertone to his voice, “You a’ight?” Genji groaned, shuffling in his spot before slumping back in his seat, visually disgruntled. “I’ve had my brother nagging me all morning about ‘being more involved in the family business’ again and he won’t shut up about it! Sorry I’m not interested in that bullshit Mr. Arrow-Up-My-Ass!” Genji explained, making sure to mock Hanzo when quoting him. He sighed, took a sip of his latte and continued, “I just… Needed to get my mind off things, I guess.”

Jesse sipped his coffee and winced suddenly at the burning sensation that struck his tongue, and placed his drink down on the table to cool down for a bit. That’s one way to wake someone up, he thought.

“So you’ve mentioned.” Jesse relaxed into his seat and lazily rested his hands on his lap. “What is this ‘family business’ anyhow?” Genji hesitated for a moment, as if trying to carefully determine how to explain it. “Well, it’s” — he paused, shuffled in his seat and sighed — “It’s not exactly…” “Legal?” Jesse guessed at the first thing he thought of. But judging by the expression Genji made at that response he knew he must have hit the nail on the head there. Or perhaps got it completely wrong and Genji thinks he’s strange. Genji averted his eyes as if to check the coast was clear before confirming in a hushed tone, “Yeah. And I don’t want anything to do with it.” “That’s understandable,” Jesse reassured before taking a sip of his no longer scalding coffee, “‘Been down that path m’self. Just fucks you up. Wouldn’t recommend it.” “I hear you,” Genji agreed, finally allowing himself relax at the assurance that someone understands how it is and taking a long sip of his latte. He daren’t ask too much about his past, however, especially in a public place.

They sat quietly for a while just enjoying their drinks; Genji occasionally checking his phone on various social media apps and declining calls from family and Jesse staring out the window daydreaming. It wasn’t awkward either. It was a comfortable quietness where they could just relax with someone and just be.

Jesse thought about what he was like before back in the States and how reckless he’d be with Deadlock. Those were troubled times he’d rather not relive. His thoughts turned to his mother. He wondered how she was doing. He needed to call her later, he thought.

Jesse was distracted from his thoughts when he felt a few nudges at his feet. He turned to Genji who had been observing him for at least a minute now and continued to gently nudge. Jesse couldn’t quite read what Genji was thinking as he looked at him but his expression had softened a great deal from earlier.

Finally, Genji suggested they walk around for a while, perhaps towards the park, and Jesse nodded.

They strolled around for a while and eventually found themselves on a swing set in the park, like the mature adults they were.

“Maybe we could catch a movie later or somethin’,” Jesse suggested, hoping to stir conversation. “I’ll see what’s on,” Genji stated as he got out his phone to scroll through the cinema app, “What sort of stuff are you into? Yanno, besides cowboys.” “Well, that just rules out every movie ever,” he joked at his own expense, smiling at the grin that appeared on Genji’s face. After seeing him so distressed earlier it was nice to see him lighten up.

“You’re in luck,” Genji announced, turning to face Jesse, rocking himself on the swing using his heels, “That new remake of ‘Magnificent 7’ is showing tomorrow night!” McCree felt excitement whirl within him, “Yer jokin’, right? I thought it wasn’t showing any more?” Genji shuffled closer and showed Jesse his phone, “See for yourself, cowboy!” “No way!” “Then it’s a date!” Genji stated confidently.

Jesse’s head jolted up suddenly at the word ‘date’ but before he could even react he noticed how the sun’s rays were kissing Genji’s face - the twinkled in his gorgeous, deep brown eyes, the way his dimples complimented his face, his stylishly unkempt green hair - Genji really was a beautiful man.

“Don’t move,” he said to a slightly confused Genji before scrambling for his phone. There was a shimmer of inspiration in Jesse’s eyes as he held up his phone to get a good angle on his camera of Genji.

Snap! Jesse took the shot and was glowing at how the photo turned out. But then he swallowed suddenly remembering how weird that might have seemed. What if Genji was creeped out by him?

“‘m sorry, uh… ‘Tis just the lighting was really good and — ” “ —Let me see,” Genji interrupted, snatching the phone out of Jesse’s hands before he could explain himself. Jesse’s heart was racing, worried about if he’d messed everything up. “I could delete it if ya want…” “Could you send this to me?” Genji spluttered enthusiastically, “I look great!”

Blinking with surprise at his response Jesse stumbled on his words, “Yeah, sure! You, uh, are you not, y’know, weirded out?” Genji cocked an eyebrow, “Why would I be?”

Jesse suddenly felt as though he was sounding absolutely ridiculous about this whole thing but he went on to explain anyway, “‘Tis just… Growin’ up, I liked to take snapshots of people. People were just so interesting. But, naturally, kids gave me hell for it. Got called a ‘freak’ an’ ‘creep’ among other things, so I just… Gave up on it, I guess.” Genji, handing Jesse his phone back, nudged him gently on the arm. “I don’t think you’re any of those things. We’re friends. If I had a problem with it I would’ve told you not to take my picture. Don’t worry about it.”

There was a sense of relief Jesse felt upon those words. He began to rock himself on the swing, fiddling with his phone in his hand. He then heard a gasp from Genji as if he’d just had an amazing idea. “I could model for you if you wanted! For your photos, I mean,” he suggested. That offer caught Jesse off guard, “Really?” “Yeah! Whenever you’re feeling inspired, just hook me up!”

Jesse had always found Genji’s confidence in himself alluring, even admirable. Whenever Jesse were to come across as confident it was always just a facade, whereas Genji’s seemed sincere. Jesse accepted the offer and Genji excitedly planted himself on Jesse’s lap.

He wasn’t expecting that at all. But soon Genji had his cell out ready on the front camera and posed with him, Jesse doing his best to not look like he’d just woken up. “New profile picture,” announced Genji, not shifting from the spot. Jesse’s heart fluttered, but they hung there on the swing comfortably for a while.

Genji really was something else, Jesse thought.

#the fox's den.txt #mcgenji #fic #overwatch #au #my fic

[laurapalmer1997]

Get to know tag

@soundtracks2life tagged me thank u deeps💓💓 Name: Tora 
Star Sign: Scorpio 
Gender: Female 
Height: 5'10 / about 178 cm 
Orientation: bi 
Favorite Color: I dont like this question there r so many beautiful colours 
Time Right Now: 08:31 am 
Current Location: Naples, Italy 
Average Hours Of Sleep: i really cant say 
Last Thing I Googled: pesca 
Lucky Number: 333 
Number Of Blankets I Sleep Under: 2 duvets + sometimes one blanket 
Favorite Fictional Character: UM toshi from gintama, iwa n oikawa from haikyuu, katara from atla, cooper n hawk n so many more from twin peaks…… samwise gamgee…. San from mononoke….. lance mclame.. I can keep going,, 
Favorite Book: lol hp maybe idek I don’t read as much as I used to :-( lately I’ve read some Neil gaiman tho n I like him, coraline will always have a special place in my heart 
Dream Job: Freelance artist/photographer/filmmaker/writer 
What I’m Wearing: shorts, tshirt, flannel 
Random Fact: I hate mayonnaise 
When Did You Create Your Blog?: spring 2013! 
Do You Have Other Blogs?: I do 
Who Is Your Most Active Follower?: Idk I’m on mobile I don’t have the energy to check 
What Made You Get A Tumblr: My friend had one n I’d heard a lot about it on yt 
Do You Get Asks On A Daily Basis: LOL no 
Why Did You Choose Your URL: bc I love tp n I was born in 1997

Invade My Privacy Tag 1. Did you wake up cranky? No 
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? Hmm nah I don’t think so, maybe if they were born late ‘98 
3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? Idc as long as ur a Good Person 
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? I do sometimes, would do more often if I wasn’t so damn anxious. I will try!!! I wanna b a person who smiles at everyone!! 
5. Can you commit to one person? Yes 
6. How do you look right now? Probably p sleepy 
7. What exactly are you wearing right now? Same as above!!! Although!! I forgot to add my vans + glitter socks <3 
8. How often do you listen to music? How often do I not listen to music!!!!! I listen to music all the time everyday 
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? Jeans 
10. Did you think your life will change dramatically before 2017? Yeah I’ve been craving that sweet sweet Change since 4ever 
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? Introverted; social or not depends on mood, situation and the people around me 
12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? lol I have no idea I would b so fucking sad 
13. Are you good at hiding your feelings? I like to think so 
14. Can you drive a stick shift? No 
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? Sadly yes 
16. Are you going out of town soon? I am 
17. When was the last time you cried? Yesterday 
18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Idk 
19. If you could change your eye color, would you? I don’t think so… I would love to have brown eyes but I love my eyes as they r too 
20. Name something you have to do tomorrow? Get up on time 
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having? Sadness, nostalgia, anxiety, not being able to live in the moment, the usual! 
22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? No 
23. Are you nice to everyone? No but I try my best 
24. What are you sitting on right now? Car seat 
25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yes 
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yes 
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? Probably my sister 
28. Do you get a lot of colds? recently yeah 
29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? No LMAO thank goD 
30. Does anyone hate you? I hope not 
31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? No 
32. Do you like watching scary movies? Yeah but I always regret it once I do 
33. Are you a jealous person? LOL yeA :(( 
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? I wouldn’t 
35. Did you have a dream last night? Yeah 
36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? No 
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? No 
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? No 
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Idk probably not 
40. Did you have a good day yesterday? I did! 
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? No 
42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? Not really… sure a few things r the same but so much has changed 43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? Watching a movie:-)) or go for a walk and talk about life 
44. What’s the best part about school? Cool people, learning about things u find interesting, a feeling of belonging 
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? Yes 
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? I’m not in school anymore 
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? Yesss 
48. Were you single over the last summer? Yes 
49. What are you supposed to be doing right now? I’m supposed to do what I’m already doing 
50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? Hshssh not attractive to me no

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