#ok here we go. um

[jordankennedy]

i saw someone assigning characters from the saw movies to the entities on twitter and they were so incorrect it made me mad enough to do my own

#my art #saw #saw 2004 #the magnus archives #ok here we go. um #adam faulkner stanheight #the eye #amanda young #the end #mark hoffman #the slaughter #peter strahm #the hunt #lawrence gordon #the flesh #lindsey perez #the desolation #jill tuck #the lonely #john kramer #the web #not pictured; william easton as the buried; logan nelson as the dark; lynn denlon as the corruption; #william schenk as the stranger; bobby dagen as the spiral; cecelia pederson as the extinction; eric matthews as the vast

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

SAGAU thoughts, let's go

Ajax, an Abyss-touched mortal, who has long been told that his violent nature would never garner favor with the gods, much less the Creator. Childe, whose Harbinger comrades care not for the myths of the Creator, preferring to forge their own path. they tell him, the youngest, to allow the Creator to hate him- if that is the exchange for writing their own destinies, the Fatui will gladly take it.

but for Childe, it hurts to think this way. even more so for Foul Legacy; the Abyssal creatures who only have one salvation, the hands of the all-loving Creator. to hear that the Creator will hate him breaks his heart, Legacy taking over their shared body and curling into a corner to sob, taking comfort in the darkness of Childe's room.

the Creator is never seen nor heard, yet still guards all of Teyvat- which is why it's such a surprise when you end up getting tossed into Mondstadt, ripped away from your familiar world into another. it's still familiar, only not in the way you expect, having seen Teyvat behind a screen all this time. all the characters you know and love seem to be dedicated to worshiping you, praising your grace and power and watching your every move.

it's extremely overwhelming. you just want to befriend your favorite characters- the most beloved of which you can't even find! but you're stubborn and determined above all else, and set out alone to find out where Childe, your favorite DPS, could be hiding.

he shies away when he sees you in the distance, your features familiar from so many books and carvings, but instead of disgusted, you look... excited? he blinks, and suddenly you seem much smaller, Foul Legacy's love for you allowing him to hijack Childe's body for a moment. Legacy yelps and shrinks back further, trying to hide himself to avoid what he assumes must be a scornful glare. but instead he feels gentle hands cupping his cheeks, your soft laughter music to his ears as you greet him.

"Hello, Legacy."

his wings flutter upon hearing your kind voice utter his name, with all the love and affection you can give, and when your arms wrap tightly around his waist he feels like he could sing. your hands move to scritch under his chin, and Foul Legacy croons in delight, allowing himself to melt into your touch, snuggling his masked face into your palms. the taint of the Abyss seems far away, the pain soothed beneath your fingertips as Legacy begins to purr for the first time in his life, holding you, his beloved Creator, close to him.

and you let him, hugging him back, because you adore Childe, Foul Legacy, and the Abyss with all your divine heart.

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #gi ajax #foul legacy #foul legacy childe #genshin tartagalia #genshin childe #genshin tartaglia #genshin x reader #childe x reader #sagau #genshin sagau #everyone else: the Creator is here! we should worship them! #you: um. ok i'm gonna go snuggle with a glittery oversized moth now bye #listen that would be ME in sagau #i would not be able to handle so many people #take me to Snezhnaya and give me Foul Legacy and i'm good to go #objective one: become Creator. objective two: find moth. objective three: pet moth :D #short scenario #wifi's brainrot

[heartorbit]

HAPPY NEWONDERHOY YEAR 🍡

#its still jan 1st somewhere . right #HAPPY NEW YEAR. HAPPY NEW YURI #project sekai #pjsk #an shiraishi #prsk #tsukasa tenma #proseka #Hatsune amiky acolorful Stage[FOGHORN] #inknow i csnt write kanji OK stroke order has me fucked up #redraw of last years to thank them both for arriving with 30k gems to spare vut i [cough] i [wheeze] #i kind of think last years was. more slayful...[throws a smokebomb and when it clears im laying unconscious on the ground] #OK last year i remember literally drawing that for like 13 hours snd the anstomy isnt goo so whatevvrr #my life is so jover january 10th btw EMU. {EMU. EMU. EMU #WAAAAH #college starts that week but heh.. luckily my class ends before the event. here we go again #and then nenesnlim and the ruis lim and then (redacted) right after and then peace. and then CORALINTHHEBIX AND WEDDIGN EMU ANDPANDMONIUM A #and i have miku expo and a convention in may.. ehhhahe #im finish um one cosplay hopefilyl for cny but thenother ummm stipid fuckifng tdukasa maybe ill finish it for showtime event mahbe not #i hate her. to the shredder #EMU. oooh emu. Ok sorry goodnight

[talkyorgans]

bed bugs

#alt title: centipedes? in my v- #you can tell the crawlies came later this was originally just some chick lol #ok here we go #bugs #insects #nudity /// #nsft ///// #um ask to tag ig?

[skrunksthatwunk]

yusuke's big ol doe eyes

bonus (SICKENING!!!!!):

#he's not even kuwabara's height in them but he's closer #also yusuke's outfit here is like. exactly what i wore for the last two years of high school basically every day #he permanently altered my fashion sense and now it's looping around to me altering his. oh how the turn tables. woe platforms be upon ye #also if you think the anime-realism jumpscare panel looks bad it's part of the bit and if you like it it's bc i tried so so very hard #anyway yusuke *I* think you look very scary in your big clonky platforms ok. there there buddy shhhh #they're stupid. :) #yyh #yu yu hakusho #kuwameshi #yusuke urameshi #kazuma kuwabara #kuwabara kazuma #urameshi yusuke #also i gave him piercings bc uhhhhh uh um uhhhhh i think they look cool sorry. gender envy yusuke #skrunkart #joji kazama voice: [Beautiful Eyes.] now THATS for the rgg audience there we go i haven't forgotten y'all #yet another instance of me trying to make just like a regular kuwameshi sketch page and getting derailed #it's happened like 3 times which means i probably have enough for a sketch dump on accident lol #so that'll happen soonish probably #maybe in like. 2 hours idk. maybe not for years who knows #forces them to be mushy JUST A LITTLE BIT #they're cute to me... and i had to draw them actually together bc i realized i never make stuff of them Actually together :( #so they getta kiss god bless

[bisaster-energy]

im not even done my current kuwameshi fic and im already getting ideas about new ones...

#kuwameshi #give me a sec i'll reblog later with the actual idea but like #WHAT IF UM KUWAMESHI BUT UM. PRINCESS BRIDE AU... #i also have another song fic idea but it's way sillier than the one i have on ao3 #based off you me and steve by garfunkel and oates #i got the idea cos i just remembered when yusuke got back from training with genkai the 1st time and instead of a 1 on 1 date with keiko #kuwabara is also? there? and it's just so funny to me like what. and then they're supposed to all 3 go to the movies together? #AND WHEN THEY GET THERE THE 2 BOYS DITCH KEIKO?? for a mission yeah but she doesn't know that!! #and then yusuke and keiko actually go on a date alone and it gets interrupted cos of younger toguro #and shortly after kuwabara shows up so it looks like he was bound to come across them?? #as far as a i remember the next time yu and keiko get together alone is the day he tells her to just wait and she's like im literally #not gonna wait for you <3 and it was so funny she just walked off lmaoo #anyway im trying to say i wanna make a silly little fic addressing the fact that keiko is like. pursuing her crush on yusuke #but kuwabara is kinda just. always there and it's fun she does like him but it's just awkward #planning on having her ask kuwa to maybe give her and yusuke some time alone like maybe just avoid their next outing #and kuwa is like oh damn :( ok good luck and yusuke shows up to the date and he's like woah wait. where tf is kuwabara? #keiko is like bruh. and she makes up some shit about him mentioning that he felt sick or wtv and yusuke is like ''then y are we here? #i should check on him. i dont think that guy has even been put outta commission by anything but my fist!'' and keiko just follows him #cos what else can she do. and kuwa is fine ofc and yusuke is like bro what gives i thought you were sick and kuwa is dense sometimes but he #catches on from keiko's desperate look and he's like well i got better *flexes his arm* and yu is like i knew you were too dumb to catch #a cold. and he's stupid happy that kuwa is fine and can come with them after all ''hey he's fine ya hear that keiko'' #and then keiko is watching this whole exchange eyes blown wide open and she's like actually i just remembered i have plans #you two should totally go without me tho and yu agrees so easily that it just solidifies that she made the right call #kuwa is looking back at her all confused and she gives HIM the good luck thumbs up. he gets as red as his hair and #yusuke is worried he really is coming down with something

[realnielsbohr]

guess who's taking a jazz class now

#tried to switch to a musical theater minor and they were like 'um ur not a theater major u cant' #ok sorry ill kms now /j #but my advisor was like u can take a dance class if u want instead! theres a jazz class this semester! #and um. here we are. #have to unlock my dance knowledge from when i was a kid #i will be going tomorrow. will report back #ben talks

[spider-man-2o99]

Just wanted to say that I have been thinking of you and pre-emptively empathizing with the nonsense you are no doubt being flooded with and the psychic damage it must be causing. Keep stanning the king ignore the weirdos <3

thankg u.,, i feel like ive been trapped in a fuckign . Torture Labyrinth these past coupl days . but. wwe will. We Will Yet Persist onwards w/ our hand on the left wall till we;re either out or at the center i swear 2 fucking GOD,

#talking tag #asks #th pain is forever the Horrors r unending the lack of media comprehension on all sides is Disappointin But Also My Goddamn Life I Guess lol #though i will say ppl in my inbox have actually been.. surprisingly polite overall? if not outright rather kind as a whole. um. post-atsv. #but. god. i have not Talked About so much of that movie because i kind of just. #..ok actually i realize this is gonna sound rude as hell lmao. but. hhaha i Kinda Just. was fool enough to Assume that everbody would yknow #like. Comprehend The Film yk yk yk. since it is a well-written movie that doesnt try to Hide any of what it;s abt? yk? #i come On Here onto tumblr dot bumblr and i make my stupid esoteric gddamn complaints abt 2099 Themes for Me Only so my head doesnt blow up #n silly ol me i really do like earnestly honestly in my Heart think. like. we all saw the same movie. right? mayb thingsll calm down. #but oh oh oh oh oh no no no No No. they do Not calm down they get So Much Worse. #and now hypothetical Internet Strangers might be Passing Judgement bcuz we look like an Apologist 4 assuming Everyone Knew Media Literacy #CHRIST. do people think i think mig was. like. In The Right. in atsv. no ive known he would be Wrong for years dudes. #why do yall think i was so low-key Disappointed he was placed in a role that couldve better suited. like. Superior Spider-Man. #public image. DING-DONGs. man he is Never Going To Be In Movies Again After This Hes An AU SPIDER-MAN FROM THE 90S. LORD! #i had SO MUCH FUN watching atsv!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i dont like the choices it made to put miguel in the situation that it did. Bizarre Thematic Changes to 2099 that Only I Care Abt. but like #that is SUCH a fuckin SMALL and insanely autistic nitpick like i earnestly loved the hell out of the film and its mig is-- #--Earnestly One Of His Better/Best Adaptations despite bein within the limited confines of th plot nd setting he is In & w/o his inner mono #..i just. Hate So Much That This Movies Version Of Miguel Will Be The Only One That Anybody Knows For The Next Seven Years At Least. yknow. #i lov watching that fuckers trainwreck of a slowmotion mental breakdown for two hours but the movie gave practically Zero Context 2 newbies #BTSV please save me BTSV please save me BTSV PLEASE save me PLEASE please please please PLEASE BTSV youre my last hope.... #(arthur clenching his fist meme) ppl r Already so shitty 2 ppl w/ Messy Symtptoms i could Handle losing MK but SM2099 means too much 2 me..

[twilightarcade]

menuMoment

#thatthingliveblog #ok so like progress wise we've gotten nothing done #but like? #pretty much the best person on earth #in terms of that other thing that I /alluded/ to I'm trying to get an inventory to work #like a SUPER rudimentary one because I didn't want to work too hard on math. Might edit it later though #i haven't gotten the chance 2 draw much this week... will probably draw 50 things this weekend #I do need to work out how to um. Come up with better names. #this label thing is seriously going 2 be the death of me but I might just have to get a cyoa software..? 2 plot it all out #drafted this on the wrong blog but whatever. Updates have been here anyway #i do NOT like that massive empty space btw. Working on that. #i think we're going to put a prefs button there because? It isn't on the default list for whatever reason #then after this we make ui 4 the rest of it and it looks sooo shiny and pretty and we do nothing with that #i do want to change this 2 have green on the buttons but I forgot and just photoshopped it super quick #tonight's gonna be a late night ill be on later besties #ummm that's good enough i think. Send post

[jrueships]

' it's the WaWaaas Pizza 🎶! for YoUuu and MeEe~😸🎶!

WaWa.'

#he is literally spongebob #'now we're delivering pizzas.. With! apollo :] ! ....here we goo--!' #he trusts his dog so much to be carrying those pizzas while he walks him omg #that is one good boy!! #mine would see something shiny or have to sniff something and one quick bolt and nvm on the neighbors pizzas #the neighbor talking to him like a happy teacher receiving an apple from her student lol #i need to be... where the maxey is #imagine going abt ur day then BOOM! babygirl be upon ye ! #why was he like booting up at the start of the video 😭 #like someone just finished cranking his jump lever or smthin #i just knoowww the video started off with a classic icarly '3...2..1' #hes so cute #maxey #such a cute pizza company name to support too lol #bro shouldve driven to the streets of philly and handed these out tbh bcs those neighbors were probably full of #um #idk #whatever rich people eat man idek the names of what they digest 😭 #...cannoli? #ok now i made them italian #idk i didnt even mean this tbh this was stupid im giving up goodbye

[wellthatschaotic]

coworker (derogatory)

#she just fucking. IRKS me #so we have the same job. same authority level. yet she acts like shes a lead #which would be fine im ok with others taking charge #IF THEY DO IT RIGHT #shes SO FUCKING BAD AT IT?? #AND. we have senority!! #yes she is older than us physically but we have worked here for months longer!!! #if anyone is in charge (WHICH SHOULD BE THE LEAD) would it not be the guy who worked there longest??? #uggghhhh #she came in late today then was like um youre doing potties wrong youre only supposed to fill half and leave the other stalls for ne #girl then be on time #im not waiting for u im not making the dogs wait for u #so she starts bringing my dogs back (against the rules) (we literally had a meeting last night) #im done arguing. just. fine. whatever. she better have charted or else thatll look bad on me since i brought the dogs out #confronts me later. make sure you fill the potty waters. i say i do. she says yeah but not enough #gestures to a bowl she has filled that is 1) smaller than the bowls in potties 2) TOO FULL #we're not supposed to fill them past halfway so they dont spill #and theyre in the potties for like. 15 minutes. even if they finish their water. im fairly sure its not that inhumane for them to #wait a few more minutes before they go back to their room #THEN. she goes to do feeding. someone is in a meeting where the ipads are (needed to track feeding) #only ipad out is for the front. the front also needs an ipad. so i am instructed to wait #few min later. she comes with an ipad. is the meeting over? no i took it from the front #GIRL. #and she always complains about being in group too much #bestie 90% of the job is group #if you get a day shift youre gonna spend it in group #chill #just. ugh #chaos chitters

[toxictranny]

when ppl use tone tags it’s amplified for me like what is /srs did u mean /Serious🗿

#online sm i make this emoji face irl.^^ it’s awful #i need buddies😡😡 #i love the internet because it makes me aware of how beautiful things are #but also um it makes me sad because i’m going to die without friends #i CAN imagine if we never met the broskis): #gf was like (dating app that has a friends option)? BRAH!!! never ever #they’ll just wna fuck me and i’ll be sad #because i Like being affectionate witj my friends n intimacy but idk #the line between joking around kissin ur pal on the cheek and having sex with ur pal is so thin around here! #it scares me because what if i can’t find connection without sex #i have all the sex i need ok and i used to be overly sexual. it didn’t go well but it was the only time i had friends when i was willing to #be sexy with any of them at any time #theyd get hurt if you were like ‘oh tht was just a one time thing’ means i’m being monogamous and lame or whatever #one time it turned into i ‘used’ them likeejgjfjr WE MADE OUT AT A PARTY and after that they thought we were gonna make out whenever we saw #each other. at the time i had two partners and i wasn’t looking lol it was just a kiss! #but everyone got mad at me and said i used them for sex (we didn’t have sex) and also that i ~lead them on~ #we were kissing for less than ten minutes too #grow the fuck up. honestly #also???? for the record i would LOVE to bone a friend here and there but i DON’T want ANY expectations for more #it’s just too much presh for me when ppl are like oh we’re in a relationship now! after we fuck #even fwb is a relationship.. situationship.. flirtationship. hook up. softting. like #there’s way too much for me i just want to get a lil jiggy with it couple times a yr. and watch my gf kiss girls thy would be so nice #anyway.. /Serious🗿 #toxictranny

[urasawayaoi]

masterpost of tje last few months. good heavens

#ignore that tiny thing in the middle of the last pic this was originally on my econ notes #um ok here we go #heinrich lunge #kenzo tenma #IDK WHAT TO CALL THEM they dontreally have a tag #ok so fucking. tenge #anyway if u see this..do you have a moment to talk about post canon tenma/lunge development

[blu-engineer]

weird trains of thought at 5/6 am

#bluposting #meet the team #plural.core #<- concerning the following events #woke up around 5:50 to go piss #i think we came straight out of REM sleep #we almost never remember our dreams but there were some echoes of whatever this one was #we were in an escape room ''alone'' #the dream based this part somewhat off an irl escape room where everyone was divided into separate smaller rooms #but that wasn't the core conceit of the dream that was just the location we were in #and something negative happened. thats all i remember #got up and pissed and got back #and we were thinking about it #the idea popped up that maybe that dream wasn't for me #so whoever it WAS for in-sys i hope it was cathartic. because it seemed like it was based in a lot of pain #and then we got to thinking about this factive we got before we realized we were a system #i'd like to call this maybe early 2021? #at the time we had considered our plurality just kinning #so we're having a conversation on discord and at some point the main fronter flicks out and the factive flicks in #and then he realizes he exists #he believes he's factkin and Did Not Like The Implications Of That #so he um. like #ok bear with me #he like ripped himself out of existence #through overwhelming self-hate and pain #because he thought he was us factkinning someone #and that train of thought led to here #because these things are things we don't tend to tell people #not out of fear or shame or guilt #these are just things nobody else will have full context for

[princeofcyberpunk]

man i really hate playing video games and then accidentally scrolling my mouse over the little weather thing that tells you the news that windows has and seeing my country do yet another bad thing

#princeposting #usa #fuck usa #i dont have a lot of context for this because i swore off looking at upsetting shit for my own sanity #but oh my god this country is so fucking obsessed with war and violence and guns its actually horrible #how about we like. not do that. how about we dont :) how about we put our weapons away #im saying this in a silly way bcus i genuinely dont know what to say other than what the fuck dude #ok i read the article and i still dont get it but what the fuck dude can we just not use airstrikes at all #when do they ever help people #for anyone outside the US i hope you know that every sane person here thinks this shit is stupid #the military and especially the government doesnt speak for us even though they like to act like they do #woahhhhh im getting rlly un-silly about this um um thats out of character #silly silly mr. dumb fuck :3c thats me (there we go) #yahoo yippeeeeeeeeee

[luciality]

iggypan

#shut up luci #delete later #i cant keep thinking of alice going to japan for a meeting but deciding to arrive early to do some casual tourist things bc its been so long #since shes done tourist things. anyway this is like the early aughts or late 90s whatever. she goes to the bridge to see all the cool fashio #fashion and maybe take pics like a rude tourist. maybe even check out the shops and buy something cute. and shes like WOAH so many cool styl #styles. heavily inspired by me england i am england i invented punk me personally i did that. and goth. whatever the hell this lolita is #is also clearly inspired by european fashion. and vw's mini crini line. #she just thinks jfash is neat. doesnt rly get all of it but she likes it. its cool. but then as shes taking picture like a rude person #she notices one girl look straight at her and then duck and turn around and speedwalk away. and iggys like oi wait im sorry i'll delete the #picture im sorry miss i didnt mean to be rude! and when she catches up to her shes like ?!?!?! sakura??? why are you dressed like this??? #and sakura is like ahhhh i didnt know you would be here. sometimes i dress up when i am not working. it is fun i have some friends who like #to meet up here. yes humans. ahhhh >_< i really didnt mean for u to see me like this..... and iggys like oh its no big deal i dont mind. #i think this whole lolita thing suits u. hahaha remember when i used to dress all punk and gothic and whatnot? what you wear outside of work #is your own business. plus its cute :3 like u :3 hey maybe next time we can dress up together and go clubbing or to a concert. er... #a live as u say. haha lol. and sakura is like mmm perhaps. that might be fun. and then alice is like Right now how do i get to the maid cafe #from here. and sakura is like >_> ok um which one. #i love them